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[@superspider64]

4:24 I can actually answer this, He was after gold, the man literally thought "oh hey pee is yelllow, gold is yellow, there's gotta be gold in there somewhere!"

[@HumanTooth]

"Hmm, this isn't gold... but it's also not pee. Curious."

[@Mad-Goose]

Wasn't the end product explosive?

[@darthplagueis13]

OK, here's a hot take: The opposite of fire is fermentation because fire is essentially just a very exothermic reaction with oxygen and fermentation is a reaction with no oxygen.

[@DraconicDuelist]

Eh, since fermentation is also Exothermic, I'd say it's not quite the opposite. An _Endothermic_ reaction that doesn't use oxygen would be closer IMO.

[@alexisstone468]

Since it's about the opposite of fire, that sounds like a very cold take

[@jeangunnhildrsings9012]

@@DraconicDuelistI would like to put forth: cracking of alkanes It is an endothermic reaction that is usually in an environment without oxygen

[@goldfencer]

I tend to open conversations with my brother with a deliberately overblown “GREETINGS, BROTHER” like I walked out of Warhammer 40K.

[@Darigosh]

This guy gets it

[@architype84]

as soon as you said "GREETINGS BROTHER" my mind immediately jumped to papyrus and then you turned around and said warhammer 40k and now i don't know which is better

[@darthplagueis13]

Expand on it. Call for the heavy flamer if someone mentions something you dislike.

[@Borderlynx]

9:02 "Come on people. I get that we live in burger town, but you need to have more than a quarter pound of intelligence here." Iconic quote, glorious

[@bunger5578]

The guy boiling the piss was prolly doing it to try and make gold, as alot of ye olde alchemists tried to do similar things with different methods, and their mindset was more or less "yellow = gold in it"

[@redundantfridge9764]

"It's big brain time."

[@HumanTooth]

now imagine their reactions when that's NOT gold in the bottle, but also very clearly NOT the piss they started with.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

So Sniper from TF2 is giving his enemies golden showers?

[@AntoinettexKitten]

I want a rejection number for The Final Countdown. Imagine hearing that music blaring in your ear

[@niconicokms1424]

I want one for megalovania I want sans to personally tell the creeps they got rejected

[@plague9774]

@@niconicokms1424 “hehehehe get rejected buddy”

[@jwalster9412]

Or one that is just an endless loop of waiting room music occasionally broken by "please stay on the line, your call is very important to us"

[@jessicabrauman]

9:40 This advice is genuinely life changing. Not the part about the sandwich specifically, but the realisation that a lot of the thing you think you should do, or have to do, are actually just made up and that not doing them is not actually a failure. This may seem gross to a lot of you, to whom the made-up rules are so engrained you can't imagine anything else, but for example, I've realised I don't have to beat myself up for not showering every day. I have multiple chronic conditions and I simply don't have the energy to do it, especially when it comes at the expense of the energy to do other things. But then I realised that there's actually no reason I have to shower every day. As long as I am clean enough that I don't get sick and I don't smell bad to other people, it's actually not a failure if I only shower a few times in a week. So now, instead of saying to myself "I should have a shower today, I need to have a shower today", I ask myself, "Do I feel like I want to have a shower today? Would I feel more comfortable if I had a shower today?" It's the same with the breakfast thing. The purpose of eating breakfast is to get enough nutrients and energy to start the day, and so you don't feel hungry. Practically any foods can fulfil that requirement, so there's no reason you have to have breakfast foods. This applies to every meal. If you wanna eat snacks instead of meals, if you wanna have breakfast food for dinner, if you eat at weird times, etc.

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

On þe topic of breakfast, it doesn't even date very far back. It started during þe Victorian Age as people flocked to cities for factory jobs, which were all day wiþ no breaks. When þe Pilgrims arrived to America, þey used breakfast to claim superiority over þe native peoples, who just ate whenever. It's falling out of favor nowadays since factory work is 1)no longer an all-day job, 2)is no longer þe main employment sector, and 3)are legally required to provide breaks for anyone working more þan a certain number of hours (which probably varies depending on where).

[@repeded_loot_main5403]

@@Demonic_Culture_Nut I just had a language and emotional whiplash. I’m a non-native speaker and just spent five hours reading poorly translated manga and comics, and my brain automatically filled in the th’s, and then decided to randomly pull up my knowledge of obsolete and lost languages to try to find that symbol, and because I just watched Kalbus it also pulled up OWO the god of knowledge and I LOST IT. Thanks for the laughs.

[@Sharpshooter3509]

@@Demonic_Culture_Nut it took me a second to get the th of that letter. Just thought was a typo at first.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@Demonic_Culture_Nut help i C a n n o t read this

[@Echo81Rumple83]

the whole 'balanced breakfast' thing where the majority of your meal was bread, grains, and cereal were essentially propaganda the grain industry coerced the US government to drill into our heads up until a certain point in time where meat and veggies are more important (mostly veggies, but i think the vegans coerced their bit of propaganda as well). in my case, anything that has a hearty amount of protein is what i need in most of my meals, be it from grains (oats), veggies (mushrooms) or meat (bacon).

[@laxmastiffgaming6351]

"Perfection is not the product of a task done right. It is the product of many tasks done right until you have reached it, and you don't even know."

[@hungrymusicwolf]

5:07 "Someone call the alarm number, we need the fire cancellers." 9:34 Here is something you all should know: a good therapist is such a good communicator, that you should never feel like you don't understand what they're saying. So, if your therapists speaks a bunch of complicated mumbo jumbo, and he's not talking, either to, for, or about other professionals, then get a new therapist. A great therapist can make the complicated seem simple, a bad one can make even the most simple thing seem complicated. That's why nobody should have me as a therapist, I can turn breakfast into quantum mechanics. Don't ask me how, I just can. (some exceptions may apply to this rule for therapists, such as explaining to you what your diagnoses is, though preferably they'd simplify it for you anyways.)

[@BroKenYaKnow]

Translation: Good therapist tells you simple solutions without making you feel like a moron

[@chrisjohnsen8448]

I have siblings. I still use "Hey sis/bro" when writing because under no circumstances shall I ever make a character say "Wassup Slagathor?" Or "Behold my unholy form!" to their sibling.

[@DraconicDuelist]

Supernatural was petty good about it! "B!tch." "Jerk."

[@squidcultist0022]

Coward

[@Shythalia]

I think you should.

[@Ckwhc]

My sister calls me "ugly roach" and i call her "dirty rat" Its just our nicknames

[@carlosesteban5601]

You thought ahead.In case she goes to prison just let her nickname known and people will leave her alone.

[@OmegaQuinn]

I call my little sister dumbass, mainly because she’s deaf if I use her real name but if I insult her I get her attention

[@shinxlover4231]

7:37 as someone with a chronic illness might I add One of the creatures never sleep but the normal guy sleeps so often he just assumes that most people only need hours of sleep and that the creature sleeps at night while the disabled guy is asleep

[@bashful_vixen2020]

She calls me "Heathen Cow" and I agree! I call her "Fervent Cultist."

[@TitaniumTronic]

I don't call my older brother at all.. Cause he's dead.

[@azimalif266]

Manga does that already. Sometimes they show off panel characters talking by adding a small chibi face on the bubble.

[@Luigicat11]

Of course it makes sense for state-sized things to be split into states. States in the United States are already split into states of their own; they're called Counties.

[@coacobird]

3:22 Me and my twin will regularly greet each other with two short 'wah's in the tone of 'uh oh'

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

04:25 He was trying to create gold. I’m serious. His thought process: “Gold is yellow. Piss is also yellow. Therefore, piss might contain gold.”

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

Actually Lumo, as someone who liked persona 5, you should know that thinking for yourself is actually based, not cringe

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

i think he was being sarcastic

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 yeah so was i.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

if that's what it is, i can bet the majority of cults would consider freethinking cringe while the rest of us more civilized, evolved beings consider it a valued trait. AKA based, as you said.

[@sirfrancis8732]

I'm sorry, you have a fnaf profile picture and referenced persona 5, you are not qualified to decide what is based or cringe

[@notagoat281]

I misread that as "person 5" and I spent a good second trying to figure out who you were talking about.

[@Mr3cman]

I read furry comics (nothing nsfw) sometimes and they often do a similar thing to the first post of this video where when a character is talking out of frame it'll put their ears/horns/etc. On the speech bubble so you know who is talking, it's actually pretty smart

[@drgxiii]

8:50 Because to Americans States are small country sized divisions while anything smaller are districts called a County. To us it's like calling a gas station store the supermarket.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

My sister either calls me "brother" or calls me "little bro" which, while I am younger than her by 7 years, I'm also a foot taller.

[@saltenzy449]

I'm glad Lumo and his therapist bonded over Gurren Lagan

[@President_Starscream]

The opposite of fire is fire from a parallel universe where energy is cold instead of heat.

[@DesertBloomBettas]

on sibbling names... me and my twin sis are approaching 40.. and we still call each other "care bear" and "jam jam oat bran" because those were our childhood nicknames. it never ceases to make us laugh. (actual names: Cary & Jamie)

[@littleyellowdeer]

When I see the sibling name post I always think about my sister, who does in fact call me brother

[@Cassette-Cryptid]

8:00 Munsters, it's called the Munsters! Literally a scene in the show involves the dad picking up a couch one handed while vacuuming!

[@Cassette-Cryptid]

For anyone wondering, it's the flashback where they get the Koach

[@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185]

okay but what about the chronic illness part?

[@Your_Native_Mothman]

The commentary is this video was great! This channel is improving so much.

[@obliviousdreamor]

4:20 gold, he hoped for gold

[@Breezely22]

See in the USA, there are states, and then there are counties, and then cities. And so when we look at smaller countries we think they probably don't need states, but probably have counties.

[@DraconicDuelist]

4:20 Gold. Dude was hoping to get gold. Not only was the pursuit of turning cheap materials into gold the _primary goal_ of alchemists everywhere, but they believed the yellow color of urine meant that there was gold in it that they just had to find a way to extract.

[@rocknrevolt938]

Another one that would be funny is mimicking superman give your speech bubble a little Clark curl cut out of it.

[@The_Shards]

8:13 ... are you challengeing me I have so many ocs i could do this

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

To be fair about the germany thing.. Ireland and England are divided into Counties. While here in the US, Counties are divisions of States. So it makes sense to be confused about a country the size of one of our states having "States" rather than counties.

[@nexerkarigum4031]

Germany have Lands

[@danviferahr1426]

Me and my brother just call eachother "fatass" even though we are both pretty fit

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

8:40 I honestly only knew of Canada, Spain, the UK, Japan, Italy, Australia, and India having sub-national, self-governing divisions. I still thought maybe other countries had 'em, but didn't specifically know.

[@clarehidalgo]

Not to mention states, provinces and prefecture have smaller administrative areas like counties.

[@nexerkarigum4031]

Almost every country have sub government divisions, they just don't always work likes in America

[@Airbournjack]

So the thing with the states is more a missmatch in expected language I think. Because America is so massive, and we know an American state on average is about the size of a European country the expectation is that we would break the management down the same from there. That Germany itself is the State of Germany and the administrative districts within would be Counties not "states" its a mismatch of where State should fall in the order of magnitudes not so much a failure to understand that management and administration gets easier at smaller scales even for smaller countries

[@thomaslacroix6011]

I think there's also an ideological difference where using states for subdivisions of a country like Germany is at the very least weird for an American. I haven't seen the German constitution, but Americans place a lot of pride in the fact that their states are as independent as possible from the federal government (whether that stayed true is questionable but nevertheless), so a state being an administrative subdivision instead of a quasi-sovereign entity would feel strange from an American point of view

[@nexerkarigum4031]

@@thomaslacroix6011 the things, most countries with sub government division dont have independent states, those dovisions are almost 100% dependent on gvrmnt

[@13KillerShadows]

About the states thing at 9:00 , I thought it made sense to me, because a "state" has it's own laws and taxes, and I figured other countries would use words like districts/counties or provinces for bigger countries (like china, who have provinces)

[@acronix7527]

Wait so someone could Rick roll the entire Seattle radio station

[@cynmaloy9536]

These videos are my favorite part of my after work routine

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

I call my sister "choild" sometimes even if she's older

[@AracneMusic]

3:29 literally, I answer my sisters' phone calls with the Spanish version of 'sup, sis?'. I still live with my parents and when they come visit it's like: 'are you here again?'.

[@Testling172]

4:21 He was expecting gold.

[@egesanl1]

Everyday i get out of bed and try to best god. And every night i go to bed knowing what i did sucks but at least it gets the job done. Perfectionism is a fucking curse.

[@Drag0nmaster]

At first I thought this was a religious comment lmao. And yes perfectionism is a curse

[@takatacheroki2624]

Being both a perfectionist and an artist, I can not stress enough how infuriating it gets sometimes.

[@CheddarCheese1984]

The groot number hung up on me and I’m terrified

[@ParsureArts]

I never said sis/bro, I called my siblings by name mostly. Otherwise I’d just say whatever nickname came to mind, literally anything and everything I could think of, from buddy-o to dill pickle

[@B4dr4bbit]

I have 7 siblings, and often refer to my closest sister as, "Sister" despite there being 4 others, and my youngest brother gets, "Little bro". Anytime they fortnite dance, I bring them into a game, and throw them off a cliff to prove a point.

[@SpawnofChaos]

Oh my God that Seattle one...I need to know their frequency ASAP. 'Scuse me one sec... Edit: Seems they're everywhere, actually. The Seattle one is run by Movin 92.5. Edit 2: 5:05 Let's be real here...at this point she and her sister are probably so sick and tired of being asked that (just like most if not all twins their age and older in the world) that she just said something silly to get the person to go away.

[@Totalinternalreflection]

I remain concerned with the quantiy of lemons being consumed

[@enderborn6860]

here in portugal we are devided by districts its pretty much the division by states yall across the Atlantic have but shrunk downquite a bit

[@kidsrasmussen4916]

If I sleep for 10 years, you best believe I will curse all things in existence if I'm not awake for 10 years.

[@gibupleb]

I'll never forget zen's reaction to the *[fortnite dances]*

[@beacool3538]

I always greet my little brother in a language that I’m not fluent in, like Spanish or French

[@Duke00x]

We see the word state (as in an area of land u Der government control) as a kind of uniquely American or at least British word and link Province as the semi-equivilent to the word. We also like it to size so find it hard to believe a country that is maybe four times the size if our smallest state being broken up into dozens of "states". Territory is seem as universal term by us used by everyone though it does imply the area is mostly empty and has low population density.

[@Motorcyclechariotracing]

7:03 could be because he was only called "ogre" by the humans so it's was the only thing he went by so he came up with the name "Shrek" when donkey asked.

[@madisonbray95]

7:10 That... Actually could be true. That scares me a little.

[@clarehidalgo]

8:51 Like there are lots of names for districts like that: States, Prefectures, Provinces. Maybe they thought Germans have Provinces like Canada and Ireland or something?

[@darthplagueis13]

Well... I mean, if you wanna be specific, they're actually called "Bundesländer" which translates to "federal countries" rather than states.

[@witherwolf3316]

Even States are divided into smaller districts to make them easier to manage, but they're called counties.

[@clarehidalgo]

I was named after a county in Ireland

[@pacicidal]

Can't even come to watch a Kalbus video without getting Link's Awakening angst fanwork ideas, apparently. 5:13 really did just sneak up on me like that smh - Nev

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

6:51 **inhale** dhurke sahdmadhi of ace attorney: spirit of justice.

[@justaperson4656]

For my favourite sister, it's either hey or SISTA (has to be all caps or shouted). For all my other siblings it's just hi

[@jadecoolness101]

8:40 "Why would any nation not be divided into smaller districts that makes governance easier?" Because it IS the smaller area. In america and canada, the states/provinces are governed as one region, with minimal issue. So we perceive that this size of region is, well, governable. So the idea that another country will take that bery same area, or smaller, and divide it, is foreign and odd... because, well, the region is that size.

[@notagoat281]

5:04 Well if we break this down, water is the opposite of fire in pop culture and symbolism and stuff, but that's about it. Sure, it puts fire out, but there are like a million other things that do that. Heck, if you just cut off its source of fuel or oxygen, the fire will put _itself_ out.

[@ericvandenavond8748]

4:19 I think he was originally trying to get gold from it because it was yellow.

[@sagacious03]

Fun video! Thanks for uploading!

[@featherbloom]

4:25 My Chemistry teacher told us that by boiling urine, they were trying to get gold, because yellow

[@DraconicDuelist]

8:50 I mean, I think it's less a "Why are they separated into smaller mini-governments?" And more of a "Why are they divided into _states_? Wouldn't a smaller land-divider, like counties, work better?" Because USA-Americans have States = Mid-to-Large borders the size of most European Countries mentality. So having a country the size of, if not smaller than, most states then be divided into states seems pretty odd. The US has National -> State/Province -> Counties -> Cities; as far as governance levels are concerned (some variance may apply).

[@somepvpguy69]

My sister: WHATS UP BotCH Me: nothing much but chillin what bout you? sister: Gonna go downstairs want somthin? Me: get me a white Hershey or someshit- Infront of our parents: Sister: yo botch want somthign from downstairs? Me: WHITE HERSHEY! She then proceeded to run before our parents realized what she said

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

1:25 The only number that works as of this comment is the first one. However the "loser line" just rings.

[@Tannershide]

Ah lets see… with my brother it’s usually a dramatic, way too loud “BRUTHAH!” Or “hey”. My sister gets full respect but that’s mostly because we never established a rapport.

[@Onyrooliver]

The incorrect pronunciation of Liu Bang and Qin dynasty activated my fight or flight response, and Lumo is the one about be be in flight.

[@the_really_blobfish]

4:04 the background looks more like a living thing and i found it first then the human

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the good ol ones

[@Jack5628]

When a cat stands up it's solid but when a cat lays down it's a liquid

[@KyleCorbeau]

9:59 well...I mean Squirt is a soft drink similar to sprite, so....🤷‍♀

[@notagoat281]

5:29 Actually that's a myth, most comas only last a couple weeks at most.

[@Talley1990]

My sister: *makes any noise I can hear* Me: Why are you breathing my air?

[@river-collective]

To be fair with the Germany have states thing, 3 of our 16 states are just big cities, or as they are called in german "Stadtstaaten", "city states". Meanwhile the biggest state is 1/5 the size of Germany and has 1/6 of Germany's population, Bavaria.

[@SuperGamefreak18]

actually no the country is divide into counties and the like it's just most people don't put much thought into that..or anything else sometimes lol...myself included

[@leeshajoi]

The Mary Kate Olsen quote is from Clickhole, which is a subsidiary of The Onion. It's complete BS.

[@phalamy9180]

4:30 BY THE GODS I'VE DISCOVERED PISS MAGIC!

[@theforbiddenangel1813]

My brother and I just make a noise similar to goat bleat at each other. From an outsiders perspective, I can see it being very bizarre. That or we just say “Hey, dumbass”.

[@shaunbear13]

The alchemist wanted gold, and urine is the same colour as gold, so surely they are the same thing.

[@Mantisking_productions]

I was watching this with a McDonald's Sprite and almost spit it all over the car

[@bonnie9855]

Wait until anon hears about ireland

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

so a man seriously boiled down 1.5 TONS of pee holy fuck-

[@scottwilliams846]

1:25 wait, John Cena's number is from my area code? Hold on. I need to look something up.

[@scottwilliams846]

Nope. He's from Massachusetts according to Google. Not central Iowa.

[@thederpycow4983]

All we were taught about states is that it exists in the United States and Canada.

[@wolf64]

rickroll hotline no longer works

[@MythsMana]

I'm laughing hysterically

[@Fayanora]

About the perfectionism thing... even God in Genesis merely found Creation to be "good." Not perfect, but "good." Like God basically made the universe and went "Eh, it'll do."

[@daisyjoy242]

if you have a sibling, you don't use human language

[@takatacheroki2624]

I've lost count of the number of times my brother and I just sort of acknowledge each other's existence by just making a deep click with our tongues or going "mow" like a cat

[@clarehidalgo]

@@takatacheroki2624 I often say something and my brother is like "How did you know I was thinking that?"

[@folmhaigh039]

8:38 I knew it had states and shit but like... I don't know any of the shits cuz we don't fuckin teach em

[@TheTrueXaver]

great video :) algorithm comment for y'all

[@the_really_blobfish]

8:38 I am Dutch and we have 11 states

[@willyboi123h4]

OF COURSE ILL COMMENT FOR YOU LUMO 😭😭😭

[@spurcalluth6300]

I have absolutely no idea what that last one is supposed to mean.

[@ashcoolgirl8657]

Yay, good stuff

[@tehquiper6796]

The guy who found Phosphorus was trying to extract Gold from urine, or so I've heard

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

I have the sudden urge to call these numbers but I hope they aren’t actual numbers from actual people

[@ultjeja]

Wait... pb&j is lunch food?