Personal Favorite Chrischan Moments

That's what it is.

[@Toasty3D]

"Mom can we have Truman Show" "No, we have Truman Show at home" Truman Show at home:

[@D_R757]

Imagine the daily nightmare of being chris, he has to know deep down how fundamentally fucked he is

[@pluntchgunster6156]

Thats one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@aymuhspunj]

@@D_R757 if there was an inkling of normal inside Chris, sure. But, due to recent events, that's extremely unlikely.

[@Tim124]

@@D_R757 he has no idea

[@dakotaspruell1083]

This is even better than the Truman Show

[@sharktamer6393]

If I was a villain and I kidnapped a hero, I’d give his teammates this video on a memory stick and say it’s got clues on how to free him.

[@meredithadams5495]

11:15 I think thats a clue!

[@mr.mayonnaise2095]

@@Timkikusu 😂🤣💀

[@yuothineyesasian]

Straight evil. Because if you really did this "cake" and "ass" would be clues.

[@marlowarlo3558]

They come to the conclusion it was that dastardly Paul McCartney the whole time!!

[@gforce07]

BRUH

[@nicoleisinthahouse5033]

This is how people think I act when I tell them I’m autistic

[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

You don't claim him,right? Of course not.Even if I was autistic,I couldn't claim him.

[@joshualeahy2162]

@@peepeepoopoomyguy7457 Fr. I get days where I'm like "Damn it sucks to be on the spectrum" but then I see this and am reminded that it ain't all that bad lol.

[@memebandit]

Ok

[@hirathemedicbird523]

@@joshualeahy2162 dude I feel the same

[@Telonelemon3]

@@joshualeahy2162 I just got really into lifting weights and fighting and riding motorcycles and now i can act as weird as i want and nobody cares because im muscular and confident. you should try it.

[@PINAPPLEVOODOO66]

Anyone else miss the piss filter?

[@chomusuke2002]

I blame Sony for upgrading their equipment.

[@pimposki6232]

the mexico filter

[@shuckieboi3271]

Breaking Bad filter

[@shiny8454]

It is piss holy shit

[@OfficiallyOrange]

Meth show filter

[@sanguineskull]

Every time Barb is on camera, it feels like a video of a hostage being forced to read a ransom note.

[@feba33]

Well...

[@roachdawgjr]

It's like the lights are on but no one's home

[@AaronTats]

@@roachdawgjr RoachDoggJr

[@AlphaQHard]

@@roachdawgjr And chris is squatting in there

[@basedsketch4133]

Isis videos have more charm

[@slurpwis]

There's probably an alternate reality where Chris used his odd eccentric behavior to become a successful & world-renowned comedian.

[@amateurwave3593]

You're in it pal

[@spinglegropfan6447]

@@amateurwave3593 well

[@spongybluemud7555]

The good ending

[@snowman2635]

@@shinespark2175 And an individual named plasma chris would claim to be the real gas chris.

[@SniperDizzyJohny]

Then there is an universe with everyone turning into Chris chan becayse of a vaccine unkonwn effect

[@peachcobblercake3968]

Chris-chan's dad barging into his room and telling Chris to stop doing stupid shit on the Internet will forever be my favorite Chris-chan moment.

[@Coco-xq7zh]

And he just stood there like🧍‍♂️

[@Ossetian-Greaser]

he didn't turn the god damn thing off and look how he ended up. Even the greene county health department didn't show up and it still ended in the worst way.

[@KENAYALA6969]

I'm working on it!

[@BigDannyDangus]

You loaded them up there, you unload em!

[@Afr0menace690]

@@BigDannyDangushI’m workin on it!😭😭

[@unthoughtanomaly387]

I've convinced myself that Chris's room is a secret level of the backrooms.

[@JaxontheOkay]

it changes every video

[@Afflictamine]

its a developer room but for the real world

[@esloined6388]

IT IS

[@IsaacXD_]

FR, like its so damn LIMINAL

[@aymuhspunj]

A room that only Christorians can enter without adverse effects. Every other person slowly loses their sanity from a feeling of dread, sadness, and pity that emanates from every crevice and object in the room.

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

8:49 is a classic chris moment. He wants to take off his glasses because he thinks it a cool move, but then he realizes that he can't pretend to play guitar with them in his hand, so he puts them right back on.

[@justagalwhocomments]

😂 gets me everytime

[@augustwavra196]

I heard Nazis and got scared, but then I was reassured that there was a hero to defend Equestria.

[@ONI_LONI]

Awww man, but I love to live in Equestria 🙁

[@ONI_LONI]

It's over for */mlpol/*

[@verylostdoommarauder]

r/BrandNewSentence

[@pavement3931]

the jerry seinfeld bit is so funny because chris just forgets to make a joke and just talks about his life

[@kingprairie]

His life is a joke

[@spongebitchbobface]

Your profile picture. It's, so beautiful...

[@soupflavor4loko]

The Jerry Seinfeld bit is funny because Jerry liked to have relations with women half his age and CWC likes to have relations with women twice their age (who happen to also be their mother)

[@crispychicken5495]

I love how he makes a face and then raises his hand at the end of his Seinfield routine

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

And Chris... as Seinfeld... calls Chris a teenager despite Chris being in their late twenties at the time.

[@PokeDude011]

“I have nothing against Jewish people.” *one failed attempt at getting unbanned from the Game Place later...* “JEW!”

[@thescorpion2758]

I read this in the voice of cell

[@SuperBuuTheDude]

@@thescorpion2758 Omaygot cell is so zesty

[@SuperBuuTheDude]

@@thescorpion2758 Omaygot cell is so zesty

[@SuperBuuTheDude]

@@thescorpion2758 Omaygot cell is so zesty

[@SuperBuuTheDude]

@@thescorpion2758 Omaygot cell is so zesty

[@bingobunny7862]

Something about Barbara's stare and mannerisms at the camera is genuinely terrifying.

[@andrew2084]

​@Sleith, I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or if you're serious. But you really shouldn't be trolling, just saying.

[@astershake1162]

@@andrew2084 he isn't, most of us tried to protect Chris's life but we know that all went down the shitter.

[@andrew2084]

@@astershake1162, I was talking about a different person who was praising Chris and saying that he is their lord, and they look up to him and basically saying "He's such a good person", as they were going around and spam replying this. The comments all seem to be gone now, so idk if they got terminated or not.

[@astershake1162]

@@andrew2084 I don't doubt it, alot of strange characters have entered Chris's life in some way or another.

[@tehma120]

1000 yard stare, she's seen things.

[@CardCaptorDeadpool]

He honestly seemed redeemable in the earlier recordings.

[@CardCaptorDeadpool]

I changed my mind when the blackface one came on.

[@elainehelmont4647]

@@CardCaptorDeadpool It's totally redeemable if you know the story behind it though. Some troll asked for a Mr.Popo cosplay,nothing else,people seeing racism where it doesn't exists.

[@TheLarryburns84]

@@elainehelmont4647 just because it's a cosplay doesn't make it ok.

[@goonsquad8258]

@@TheLarryburns84 He’s just saying Chris had no idea what he was doing. Obviously blackface isn’t ok but Chris genuinely didn’t know what was going on.

[@lainlifestyle5790]

KKKKKKKK its so fucking funny

[@alansmithee4927]

The final countdown playing while he calls someone a pussy may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

Ironic.

[@MC-bo6ql]

Most legendary and based chris chan moment in christory.

[@chasematthews162]

Cheddar Goblin.

[@youtube-kit9450]

Stuff like that is why classic chris is such a fucking gem. Really want him back instead of the abomination we have now.

[@ShOscar]

Calling us pussies while he imitated profanity censorship from watching a lot of Adult Swim

[@augustwavra196]

By the time the blackface came up, I wasn't even remotely surprised.

[@pastaroni8683]

The funniest part is that neither of those instances are actually blackface with context

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@pastaroni8683 He's just so inept

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

@@samuraijackoff5354 yeah, Chris more than likely had absolutely no idea about what blackface actually is

[@MinaAndroidside]

He was doing mr. Popo lmfao

[@Pudding404]

Iconic

[@tristanclose5803]

all things told, not the worst Homer Simpson impression I've heard.

[@hakunamytatas2926]

But the fact he sung it to the jetsons theme song 😭

[@rattbstrd]

@@hakunamytatas2926 thats how its sung in the episode its from

[@AluminumFusion22]

@@hakunamytatas2926 That's the Flintstones theme song.

[@rowanmakesmemes7301]

Really not bad

[@CardCaptorDeadpool]

Yeah that was pretty close. He must've repeated it intensely

[@bandygamy5898]

I suppose we all know his worst moment.

[@thealien_ali3382]

Indeed this is why we are here!

[@thealien_ali3382]

Poor barb had her own sons Wang inside her, maybe Chris wanted to climb back in and run away from the pain

[@anthonyweinersnose2583]

Probably when he ran over his own playstation.

[@iceman-3024]

Oof.

[@MilanesaConPure]

Tbh there is MORE than one :T

[@d-_-b8558]

Imagine Bob and Barbara just sitting quietly in another part of the house and they hear Chris's barbarian shouts "RRUUUAARRGHHHH! AGH! AUGH!" I wonder what went through their heads or if they were just used to it.

[@lexiheart6558]

I know Bob was disappointed.

[@i_used_adblock_to_watch_this]

Parents often are used to the unique sounds that there disabled kids make.

[@citruseel2421]

i imagine the stuff they hoarding would’ve made the house pretty sound proof

[@mesadrums375]

Idk what was going through bobs head but I do know that Barb had something else running through her.

[@d-_-b8558]

@@mesadrums375 What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

[@thatonescenefromamericanps5434]

The fact that he’s unwittingly a comedic genius is truly impressive

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

Chris is Andy Kaufman is the ultimate Chris redpill.

[@josie3221]

@@RsRj-qd2cg rollin n trollin

[@NikkiG1134]

He’s basically the real life equivalent of a cartoon character getting hurt. No matter how many times their stretched, beaten, crushed, abused, they always come back as if nothing happened to very next scene

[@susanoo6962]

autistic people just have that innate talent. channel awesome tries to replicate it but can’t get it right

[@monsieurlemon]

thats why he was and is popular

[@Charlee-lk7vn]

i kind of want to put this on cds and leave them around random places

[@Solanin0803]

Please do it. That is like the worst kind of found footage

[@SeanKula]

Put on some flash drives too cuz of this generation they probably won't take a CD but they would steal a flash drive.

[@tuvout6844]

This comment inspired me. I burned 60 dvd's and even made the worst main menu with only 1 button with an image of the sonichu medallion over it. I dropped each one off at the front doors of an apartment complex nearby. This was 2 days ago. I wait.

[@SeanKula]

@@tuvout6844 keep us updated please

[@darrenhaywood7924]

you didnt do a damn thing

[@shrimpfry880]

i can't believe i was born just in time to experience Chris Chan.

[@rnpee]

What a time to be alive

[@Chadorni]

There's like 30 years of archive to be fair.

[@tmcyt3037]

chris saying "and now for something completely different" is like a trigger word for me

[@Solanin0803]

What does it trigger? Your super mode?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Now I just imagine him saying that as jail cell bars close in front of him.

[@razzledazzle8593]

4:46 I love how Ian's "family guy" version of himself literally looks the same as how he already draws himself

[@robokid20001]

People casually referring to him as Ian throws my sides lmao.

[@KMACKTIME]

Liquid Chris

[@hmbackup6577]

Holy shit I forgot about the IBA saga💀

[@crimsondynamo615]

Ian Brandon Anderson has no originality

[@BossDrSample]

@@KMACKTIME god damn i havent watched your channel since i was a literal child i remember KMAC TIME from way back in the day haha nice to see you man

[@merpkiller]

The fact that this is hilarious both with, and without context is a testament to how entertaining Chris Chan is.

[@tuningtunetuningtuningfunny]

The fact that this testament is a genuinely wholesome reddit moment is making me feel like a big big chungus! and keanu reeves

[@gouchscowl8601]

I was the hundredth like and your so right

[@ChrisC-qh4io]

Was. Chris chan is gone sadly Christine is an annoying predator.

[@ArronTheCat]

@@ChrisC-qh4io and the worst thing about that is it's the trolls fault that Christine even exists. The newest arc sucks because people messed with Chris way too hard and destroyed any sort of perception of reality that Chris had. I miss love quest Chris. Back when he was kinda just doing his own thing and we got to witness it. When people started actually getting involved with him, that's when it lost all charm and turned into who can mess with Chris the hardest.

[@84everfan90]

What is the context?

[@lennychristine6761]

What a nice yet odd young man. I hope he doesn’t commit a horrible act with a family member in the future

[@c.phoenix3929]

1:12 Chris Chan making a bunch of random noises only to silently pull out a pistol towards the camera SLAYS me

[@unusualusualities3209]

me when i get pulled over for speeding

[@marcusgabriel8365]

Special forces when they actually deploy a special soldier:

[@Drank_all_muh-pepsi]

Cop when acorn drops:

[@leojamison3768]

Me escalating my littering fine to life behind bars with no chance of parole

[@strikitokyo7317]

“If the Truman show was conducted by Satan, it’s would be chris Chan’s life” - some KZbin comment

[@bartsimpsonnft4387]

The demiurge screwed him over

[@Rottenkirsche13]

Chris Chan life is literally what it would be like if you picked all the wrong answers on a test just for the fuck of it

[@Canandaiguas]

bro hit the randomize button

[@seth6665]

It's so weird that alot of these are recorded on the PlayStation Eye camera

[@MsCristyful]

Man this brings me back to having group chats with the boys after school in 5th grade lmao

[@Hoofhackamore]

speaking of eye cameras did you know it can be used as a mic on pc? the camera doesn't work though

[@СимонЦанков]

@@Hoofhackamore my gf still uses it as a mic lmao. I need to buy her a proper one

[@fierysmile2929]

I'm still baffled as to how he managed to get it to work outside. I never had one, but was under the impression it needed to be plugged into the PS3 in order to work, right?

[@realhumanbean7915]

I use it as my mic lmao

[@Omnisprime]

Imagine if the entire USA was destroyed in a freak gasoline abuse/gender reveal party accident, and this was the only surviving record.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_I always figured that was how we would go..._

[@soulbot9661]

The only surviving human

[@johnathanrush4666]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 right? Extremely on brand for us

[@aspirantdrummer]

Well god do have an oddly sense of humor

[@aymuhspunj]

"A bit of the internet was saved, thankfully. Christory must be preserved."

[@TheTerrycore]

Chris chan lives about an hour or so away from me, I pass through ruckersville every once in awhile to go to Charlottesville. Anyway I went to Boston to see The Pillows live (like once in a lifetime shit) after getting off plane and getting driven home just so happened to see a blue focus/fusion can't remember. The license plate said Sonichu... I was like holy shit what are the odds. I had a photo, but it's lost to time I think

[@notarmani4804]

Wow that sounds both epic and scary at the same time

[@TheTerrycore]

@@notarmani4804 Imagine flying home from witnessing a childhood dream, then seeing a giant man child. But for real I was half awake and just so happened to look out and see (It was a fusion) a car I have seen many times before. Just crazy, the luck there. Wish I still had the picture. But yeah truely epic.

[@Tulip_bip]

it's hard for me to imagine that chrischan is a real person that actually exists

[@TheTerrycore]

@@Tulip_bip yeah almost like a internet folk tale. But imagine knowing about him, then later learning oh he's in va... oh he's not very far away. And Ruckersville is real place.

[@TheTerrycore]

And it's just as nothing of a town as you'd think it is. The only notable thing is the highway that runs through it to get to Charlottesville.

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

I love how Christian emphasizing that he's straight is immediately followed by a clip of Christine.

[@cocomunga]

He is straight. He became trans so that lesbian girls would like him.

[@ninjireal]

he’s still straight

[@floofe3198]

She

[@floofe3198]

Trans and gay aren't the same

[@brittoncain5090]

@@floofe3198He

[@beemelonhead1]

If you knew nothing about Chris' personal life and just saw this you would think he's just a quirky funny dude

[@Mazettic]

lmao, I watched AfroNinja's Chris Chan Show animation and that's exactly what I thought, he was just some dude who was just plainly ironic and funny. But holy crap was I wrong, I was so fucking WROOOONG

[@AeriStxr]

9:30 No

[@OfficerDok1996]

You would actually think he's doing an Andy Coffman anti-comedy bit

[@gouchscowl8601]

Petition to bring back classic Chris. The dimensional merge depends on it. I am being true and honest. Bring back classic chris now now now now NOW NOW NOW!!!!

[@ThiefRikku-dc2cj]

Dude Chris has always believed fictional characters are real. This is all just a continued decent into madness Chris is going through.

[@sp33kz]

I'M WORKING ON IT

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

@@sp33kz WORK HARDER!!😡😡😡😡🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@E7FiretrUCK]

That is IT! I am CUTTING your internet!

[@Nabooru956]

Goddess Chris is here to stay unfortunately

[@cjhedrick6418]

5:34 Ooh, he's the LAST guy who can accuse someone of hiding behind their mother. Edit: wow, this aged terribly.

[@peepeepoopoomyguy7457]

Ironic.

[@joshualeahy2162]

@Stephen Qualio Bruh. 💀

[@maru1839]

@Stephen Qualio bro...

[@rustlerv6549]

Just no not right now please *hangs up*

[@SteebenWeeben]

This comment has aged all too well

[@faszikilawang8445]

Something about an extremely disabled adult calling himself a "high functioning teenager" as his impression of Jerry Seinfeld is always hilarious.

[@paraclonebasedtrooper8225]

That's the saddest part of them. They think their Normal, but in Reality, their just a circus. They think it's normal if someone told them it's childish, or they get older from their Mistakes.

[@popeprinny4705]

……They?

[@alfiegordon9013]

@@popeprinny4705 It

[@82892869hi]

@@alfiegordon9013 don’t call people it

[@fruitcakeboy7877]

@@82892869hi given what he has done now I think he has the right to belittle this human trash

[@knightofjustice5475]

The old Chris is so fucking different to the latest one it's almost like another person. He's almost adorable.

[@lexiheart6558]

Yeah, comparatively.

[@elainehelmont4647]

I think both old Chris and modern Chris(Christine) are adorable in their own ways,but the lack of guidance and malicious trollong fucked things up to the point we arrived at the prisonchu saga 🥺

[@chopper8750]

@@elainehelmont4647 what

[@elainehelmont4647]

@@chopper8750 what what?

[@ThrackerZ0d]

@@elainehelmont4647 no Christine is just fucking bad..

[@gustavwood0064]

You know his life is a bloody documentary when there's 17 minutes of footage of someone's favourite moments

[@HomekittyL2]

Hoo boy, two words: Geno Samuel

[@paulyshore1942]

There’s about 50 hours. Search Geno Samuel

[@DarkAtHearts]

I've never known so many Clips existed

[@brandontidwell9531]

More like a docuseries spanning 9 seasons

[@dumbass7055]

Try 59 40+ minute videos

[@opalyasu7159]

whenever barb is on camera it looks like she's staring directly into my soul

[@Mortablunt]

She looks like she’s being held at gunpoint.

[@kierancaldwell3442]

She looks like she's being held at gunpoint or something.

[@opalyasu7159]

@@kierancaldwell3442 "this is Barbara chandler, please don't pull the trigger, Chris..."

[@mattd3810]

17:12 I like how Chris thinks that a girlfriend is a magic fix all for grief of losing a sibling, like the death of a family member is the same as losing a goldfish

[@calibcrockett]

Yeah a boyfriend free girl will make all your troubles go away, too bad there aren't any left 😡

[@worm9862]

I like how his love quest was to find a boyfriend-free girl. For most people that's inherently a requirement. I know this observation has probably been made, but imagine you are a REALLY down on your luck type girl who feels like she hit rock bottom. You might be a bit overweight, tired of life, and you see that sign. He might've had some chance to be a semi-normal guy if he didn't add all the requirements, some unlucky girl would've thought it was "cute". Just think if someone gave him some pointers on how to be attractive to straight women in any respect at all and he actually took it. What a different timeline we'd be in.

[@creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049]

@@worm9862 Imagine if he got a hooker for his 18th birthday. Makes you think

[@hmbackup6577]

You should see how he dealt with his own father’s passing

[@84everfan90]

Chris doing black face is the quality content we love him for.

[@pinkfloydmeddle6692]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@j29o23]

this comment aged well

[@84everfan90]

@@j29o23 yeah tell me about it

[@wisemage0]

Most people would get cancelled for that sort of thing, but with Chris that's like one of the least offensive things he ever got flak for.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

It's much funnier because Chris was completely unaware. He just thought he was dressing up as Mr Popo. Didn't think about maybe dressing up as the later version of Popo with purple skin so he didn't look like a racist caricature.

[@cheshie45k40]

chris chan feels like an icarly character if it were an adult show

[@35caliber.]

ur so right

[@polskillz]

Pre-trans Chris chan was just a weird and wacky dude who we'd have a laugh at but something about Trans Chris or Christine is truly scary, a genuinely scary creature to behold.

[@dJ-rd9wt]

True for most trans people

[@jalel_z2867]

Because there was something, he was doin his mom

[@nettoyagedelamaison9557]

@@dJ-rd9wt Transphobes have low iqs

[@XxUndeadHamsterxX]

@@nettoyagedelamaison9557 lmao stay mad

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

Agreed 100%! I even pretend they are two people. Christian is hilarious, but Christine is disturbing.

[@Its_Papa_John]

I think about the video of him pretending to swear by making that beep noise a lot.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

The way he does it with no hesitation...the Power..

[@Its_Papa_John]

@@robbieboydudeguy No mere mortal should be able to possess that Power. It's terrifying.

[@meganr3183]

Omg same 😂😂

[@marcelawallace3973]

i’m dying at the fact that we were all afraid of him having a gun at first glance

[@joshriley2936]

I wouldn't want this guy to have an actual gun, honestly. Imagine if he had a gun instead of pepper spray when he went to that Gamestop and recolored the arms on that Sonic cutout.

[@Squishito]

I mean he isn't dangerous normally in any sense, he's a childlike coward with atrophied muscles. But knowing his completely self centered mindset and his lack of empathy for others, and of course his complete naivety of the real world or actual consequences, Chris with a gun could be very, very dangerous. He would be impulsively shooting people without fully understanding the repercussions of his actions. Like the other guy said, the pepper spray incident but 100x worse. He likely would understand and be horrified once he had actually shot someone, but before that he wouldn't even care to understand that it could kill. I wouldn't be surprised if he had impulsively harmed one of his animals at one point knowing what he's like.

[@dominicbofficial]

@@Squishito I wonder what that kind of apology video would be like...like one of the vids he's made for his many "sweethearts." XD

[@Squishito]

@@dominicbofficial _"sigh_ well, I-I may have at one point fir-fired my weap- my gun at some person... Um... _sigh..._ I thought it was one-th-my Megatron pistol but it was a real gun... But they were on-one of them, uh, dirty trolls anyhow! Then the-thos-the-them Jerkops came and uh arrested me, threw me to the ground an-and tased me and all-everything... _sigh..._ It's real ridiculous I mean... I am a goddess trans-woman for Sonichu's sake!! So, anyway, uh, please all of my loyal fans don-donate to my bail fund, and uh-"

[@nicholascroixet8089]

Nice forehead Solid 7/10

[@paulyshore1942]

There might be more Chris Chan content than any other single man ever. I know more about him than Abe Lincoln

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I know more about Chris than myself

[@Zakkatoos]

I for some reason associate moist critical with Chris. They both wear the same outfits and feel like KZbin skit characters. Even though Chris and Charlie are opposites.

[@bebebonb0n]

way way back in the 1980's secret government employees dug out famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies

[@thescoundrel2]

Abraham lincoln fact of the day: he was the first president to obtain a patent, he also personally tested firearms on white house grounds

[@GhostBanana]

0:00 martial arts demonstration (inspired by Chun-Li) 0:35 air guitar performance 0:38 Magical Man Potion 1:08 this is war. 1:35 “heyy” 1:38 Flinstones x Simpsons 1:59 “this war is far from over, Mr Clyde” 2:13 would you like to make a wish? 2:18 AAAHHH 2:23 smoke em peace pipe 2:34 Ain’t No Strings on the Fiddle 3:23 “I don’t want to live this life” :( 3:34 Jewish ally 3:44 Family Guy pitch 4:48 Paul McCartney impression 5:11 the word “gay” 5:22 “motherBEEPers” 5:41 Bionic the Hedgehog 5:52 pride goeth before the fall 6:13 super mode transformation 6:18 “Dear viewers,... I am straight.” 6:32 Mr Thomas receives a Merry Christmas 6:50 Bad, Bad Leroy Brown 7:01 antifascist action in Equestria 7:09 l’amour 7:18 birthday message from Barb… :/ 8:03 Guitar Hero 8:13 more Guitar Hero 8:25 Gamecube cover art 8:41 Larry the Cable Guy impression 8:48 Full House theme on Guitar Hero 8:56 “Sweetie, love, your facebook account…” 9:09 Robotnik, Robotnik 9:21 Hoppy Easter! 9:48 the accusation of the toilet 9:52 Axe body spray: only for the straight man 10:46 and now for something completely different 10:51 response to a lowly troll (+Cleveland Show promo) 11:46 meditations on the Cleveland Show 12:22 two famous ladies 12:25 SLGBTQ in the news 12:39 wtf 12:55 strongman lift 13:14 ohaio Miyamoto-san 13:18 Lego pixel blocks (cubist art) 13:27 reflections on Seinfeld 15:40 humble Cherokee man 15:45 clarifying that he does not live with Pewdiepie 16:22 mourning Ryan 17:23 rendition of “Sonic Boom”

[@yourmomdotcom5759]

Incredible, thank you!

[@mrziiz6893]

The blessings of the CPU goddess Christine Chandler upon you!

[@kreb9721]

I'm really sorry that Chris didn't get any counseling when he was younger. He would have been a whole different person by now.

[@evirareid1500]

If they had just let him attend a day program for people on the spectrum he could have developed some social skills, at least held a job at a gas station or something repetitive like that and maybe got a tiny place in Virginia where he could draw his comics and have his toys in peace while drawing the disability pay he is most assuredly due. But no. They let him run wild online instead.

[@tinanichols5992]

India Reed His father knew his son was troubled. In his mind, he probably thought his son was somewhat brain damaged and couldn't cope on his own. The dad could have been embarrassed by that, and just figured it was best to keep his animal chained in his room. I had a friend with Aspergers. Her dad was old fashioned too. He felt the same way, by spoiling his daughter. She was an adult with a room full of toys and clutter too, at the age of 30. His daughter did not move out of the house, until she was 32, after being pressured by her older sister to do so.

[@FuttBuckerson]

This is what naive optimism makes you believe.

[@charleshultgren7804]

@@FuttBuckerson na, being brought up by abusive parents, bullied by everybody on the internet for almost 20 years, and never seeking profesional help will do it to ya

[@mr.kamishiro5644]

The scene where he has the "I got what I deserved" shirt on is really sad. Cause it honestly was predicting the future.

[@calibcrockett]

Yes, he is in jail rn lmao 💀

[@mr.kamishiro5644]

@@calibcrockett good 💀

[@aymuhspunj]

The kid deserved more. Christory wrote itself, after all.

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@aymuhspunj the Christorian will see how his final chapter unfolds in the next year’s court and his sentence will be? They will be there for the bitter end

[@aymuhspunj]

@@Brandonhayhew it's like if Jesus Christ suddenly became an egomaniac and got hooked on whatever the popular illegal drug waa back then and there, would the New Testament have kept it on record?

[@VendErre]

"Clyde, I'm sorry your brother died but that doesn't mean you need to go picking on me for causing his death." We are literally watching a man who thinks he can just convince anyone of anything. It's absolutely amazing.

[@christianbenson5875]

Chris absolutely thinks he's a 4th dimensional being

[@sparkleygrapes]

"You'll find yourself a girlfriend. And she'll make you about as happy, or happier than even Ryan could have done it" LOL

[@nicoleisinthahouse5033]

@@sparkleygrapes Remember fellas if a beloved family member of yours dies tragically, just find someone to have sex with you and everything will be better 🙃

[@OfficerDok1996]

My favorite part is when he suggested getting a girlfriend to replace his brother

[@Ristofec]

He’s possibly the dumbest, least aware, most detached from reality individual I have ever seen.

[@KyloRenmcgoo]

5:30 Chris going on a profanity-laden rant but manually censoring every instance is a wonderful glimpse into the mind of a madman

[@Aivottaja]

Bad Ending: Chris raeps his mother Good Ending: Chris is an actor Ambigous: Chris is an MKUltra subject / black ops project

[@PajamaManor]

He’s a Manchurian candidate from Tavistock Institute, and this is a social experiment. I refuse to believe Anything else!

[@iceman-3024]

I heard someone say that sonichu is a SCP creature that attaches itself to a person and destroys their life. I think about it a lot.

[@shanemiller2686]

@@iceman-3024 So the moment Chris chan dies it affects someone else?🤔

[@iceman-3024]

@@shanemiller2686 that’s what I’m worried about

[@desuretard8654]

??? Ending: Chris Chan is playable in MK 12

[@Hrhsuebbejen]

God I will never forget that first hit of Chris chann. The most addictive thing on the earth

[@richardofredemption]

So true

[@joebloggs1691]

I love old Chris Chan. I hate Chris Chan post 2011 when Robert died. It seemed Robert kept him somewhat sane.

[@LFP_btc]

what was the post ?

[@joebloggs1691]

@@LFP_btc “post” means after. So I hate Chris chan after 2011

[@LFP_btc]

@@joebloggs1691 damn i thought chris chan posted something retarded when bob died lol enough internet for me today and hard drugs probably but maybe i’ll keep up the heroin abuse for a while

[@reconstructedrichard208]

Same here, he was so much funnier now he's just depressing...

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

Yup. I pretend Christian & Christine are two different people.

[@randallbro6749]

Imagine if chris chan just stayed as an austic guy that made comics and films... probably still would have gotten bullied unfortunately but at least there wouldn't have been a bad ending to everything.

[@MultiMcdeath]

It's a seriously interesting question at this point. Did he sexualise his mother and follow through on these acts because of the bullying or was he always destined to walk down this path?

[@FunnyMonkey781]

@@MultiMcdeath It seems that chris was always extremely attached and close to his mother. They even spooned during the house fire situation. So it may have beem bound to happen, or it was already happening and by the time barb got worse he just kept on and didnt think to stop.

[@runningdecadeix4780]

@@FunnyMonkey781 I doubt it would've happened "naturally". They were uncomfortably close but Chris used to be grounded. "Incest is bad", "ughh, I'm not a Bates", etc. Blame the disgusting Idea Guys who instilled incestuous ideas into his broken mind, including the notion that Magi-Chan was married to his dad Mewtwo and Chris married to both, etc. As well as that Isabella Janke psycho who seemed to push for it. Chris was always messed up in the head but before the trolling he was mostly harmless and tried to stay grounded in some values, he was just an extremely awkward and ignorant nerd with autism and zero social skills. The trolls ruined him way beyond that.

[@realhumanbean7915]

Imagine if the trolls didn’t fuck him up

[@Oguh608]

@@realhumanbean7915 True the trolls that trolled this dude were themself very sick in the head. The guy got manipulated by these people for a long time. He could've lived a decent life if only his parents were better and his bullies weren't so relentless.

[@wvmcc82]

2:04 I like how Chris' "intimidating tough guy" voice is basically Fozzie Bear

[@ukrainianbloke9676]

6:32: “I am STRAIGHT” 6:33: (Instantly turns trans)

[@paragonrobbie9270]

3:35 The fact that Chris has a screen displaying Mtn Dew Whiteout, a very specific flavor of Mtn Dew, just sitting behind him as he talks about the Jewish community just radiates pure Chris Chan energy for me. At least from what I remember, it's a pretty good flavor.

[@shadownuclearfartdestroyer]

Is it his desktop background? I would say it can’t be but we know who we’re talking about here

[@Top10Dylan]

Mountain dew white out was the best flavor I miss it so much

[@BorfieKai]

@@shadownuclearfartdestroyer he probably had an obsession with soda advertisements, it’s mega weird sounding but I used to be mega addicted to having pictures of advertisements all around lol In the old wiki he owned he used to put up Coca Cola ads just cuz until Coca Cola sent him a message

[@crimsondynamo615]

Unintentional racism from Chris Chan is hilarious

[@JaxontheOkay]

@@crimsondynamo615 my favorite is at 2:35 bc it was absolutely intentional but not from him. from what i can tell it was his gf at the time who convinced him to do that. i wonder how much he understood what he was doing

[@torinwilson1216]

Coming here as an avid Christorian. God watching the clip with his mother is so unsettling after what just came out. I feel sick

[@NH-ge4vz]

It's unsettling.. that's all there is to say really..

[@21stcenturyjesuschrist85]

it really is some sick shit, I forgot how out of her gourd she was

[@SzandorAdinsx]

I was disturbed by the placement of the clip of Barb.

[@vitaleysimonovich842]

@@CoMRebirth bella rabbit hole? Is there more to this that I need to go down?

[@citizenvulpes4562]

@@vitaleysimonovich842 yes sir there is. It's less about chris and more about the sick person in the phone call with chris when he talks about what he did to his mother.

[@EFECINCOF5]

1:11 the idea of his two elderly parents having to listen to this kinds of screams (at any time of day, maybe everyday) is terrifying and haunting to me

[@feary-1234]

All of the crap in their house muffled the screams i think

[@Mortablunt]

Barb got to do a lot more than just listen.

[@thej8656]

I used to live with my brother with down syndrome and i had to listen to his scream and weird noises he makes EVERY SINGLE DAY

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

The tragic irony of this all is that, if properly nurtured, Chris-chan could have become quite the entertainer and turned his passions into great exploits instead of disappointing failures. It's too late for that now, but he had the energy and the drive to do it, clearly he was led astray and the people responsible for that should feel the blame as much as he does for his despicable behavior.

[@elainehelmont4647]

I believe it's nwver too late for anyone,if they send Chris to a mental institution instead of prison with the adequate treatment Chris can finaly give life a nice turn and become a great person. I'm praying for Chris safety and that the lawyer is good.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

@@elainehelmont4647 chris is too far gone I doubt a psychiatric ward would help. He's too lost in his own head.

[@realhumanbean7915]

Chris is actually really dexterous with his hand. However, he never bothers to have the diligence to actually learn proper art

[@jonny9370]

@@elainehelmont4647 he is far, far too gone. you completely underestimate how deeply delusional he has become over the past two decades, and completely overestimate how effective state mental health institutions actually are. Leave the demon to his demons.

[@EsteemedReptile]

Chris was/is a fundamentally awful person, even without the trolls.

[@Corpsepct]

5:28 I cannot express how fucking funny it is that he BLEEPS himself (saying mother fucker) yet says pussy twice.

[@VincentVanBro]

I love that Chris has a hard time sustaining the "trans voice", and slips into classic Chris so fluidly lol

[@deepns9395]

I think everyone has a new favourite Chris chan moment now

[@smigglywiggly336]

Totally lmao

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

No mine is still when he dropped the n-bomb on Surfshack Tito. It was with a hard r. Funny as fuck.

[@HATER5000]

Axe body spray

[@Mangle_D]

Yeah, mine is when: 7:03

[@N4chtigall]

2:24 Chris smoking peace pipe is one of the funniest things he ever did. Everything about it is fucking comical.

[@Kevin-ie5zx]

I love when Chris tries to act very serious and he’s carrying a video game controller when he’s talking.

[@__-eo9nu]

Imagine if Chris had good parents that actually looked after him. He would probably be working as a comic book artist or a wholesome internet personality. This is why you don't let the internet raise your kids, especially when they have intellectual disabilities.

[@__-eo9nu]

The internet raised me then I quit the internet for a few years, those years made me realize how much technology stunted my emotional intelligence and attention span.

[@PsychoSemanticBlockage]

It makes me so sad, you could clearly tell how much happier he was back then.

[@caljackal6139]

1:15 "The Truth is, kid. The game was rigged from the start"

[@E7FiretrUCK]

I really wish it was

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I still think Chris should have held his Megatron pistol to his side, like how Benny held his pistol to his side before shooting the Courier. Would, in my opinion, make a good joke like this even better.

[@krisbritwres394]

We have the same taste in Chris Chan moments

[@crashinallguard]

Every Chris chan moment is fucking hilarious

[@E_V878]

@@crashinallguard are you sure about that?

[@HBP27]

​@@mommyslilstinker thanks mr president

[@0ctalpus]

1:05 i like to imagine this is an alt timeline chris who transformed into a contributing member of society and the reason he said woah is because of all the toys he can sell & liquidate to buy something meaningful like an apartment

[@h.p.hatecraft7850]

and about two seconds later: AYAYAYAYAYYAYA!

[@KopricK]

That's hilarious.

[@animefan2454]

Did Chris turn into a chad? Cause he looks so different in tbat shot.

[@Nasty-sauce]

That’s beautiful man

[@YoungBrokerElvis7rd]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM

[@Kyle_etc]

I sort of forget sometimes why he’s the “most documented person on the Internet” then I see how many videos exist of him, it’s like I’ll never be able to watch them all in a life time

[@jasonjr376]

Im still finding new clips of this guy, and ive been watching this dude for a while

[@PG-18]

0:36 this one This moment feels different like the only moment someone actually laughed with Chris instead of laugh of him, a moment that can be perfectly normal in a party with your friends

[@alansmithee4927]

7:19 it’s like a scene from the shining

[@jaytheartman610]

I swear Barbera died 5 years ago he's just puppetering her with strings

[@nathanbrennan1403]

@@jaytheartman610 oh boy do I have news for you

[@jaytheartman610]

@@nathanbrennan1403 ...go on

[@nathanbrennan1403]

@@jaytheartman610 he did nasty stuff to Barbera

[@jaytheartman610]

@@nathanbrennan1403 what did he do?

[@zess_t5952]

He’s truly the man of a million voices

[@Chaotix4387]

I feel like the second clip is from a timeline where Chris Chan is just an innocent, yet dumb guy. Instead of him making embarrassing video’s, it’s just him and a care-taker having fun. It’s just a documentation of a care-taker and her patient, and not this embarrassing hot mess.

[@guccimalcs]

His life is a comedic tragedy. A true roller coaster of emotions. Pray for Ian Brandon Anderson, you guys. He needs it

[@YTPGOD]

i personally find the early eras of chris chan provide an eerie comfort of nostalgia, hearing the ethereal sounds like the birds and humming of his ps3 just remind me of the old world in his videos

[@biggus8158]

Same cant believe that we live in the same planet as Chris Chan every of their early videos just feels... Fake

[@rufealinluckypunk]

1:14 Not going to lie, when I first saw that years ago for a second I thought "Holy fuck he has a gun, red alert!" but then it became increasingly clear it was that infamous Megatron pistol.

[@notafbiagent473]

Infamous megaton pistol?

[@notafbiagent473]

@@goldenkow5161 I know that but why is it "Infamous"? Did it have a mass recalling from a kid bringing it to school and being thrown in jail? Did Chris get thrown in detention by Mary for playing around with it?

[@probablysomeone]

@@notafbiagent473 it was infamous because of how close it looked like a actual gun. Also if i remember corectly he used it to shoot a picture on a dartboard of a guy that cucked him in a parappa the rapper contest.

[@palharaldrindal4871]

Just indian chanting into pulling a gun had me so fucking dead

[@andrewmilito2634]

The smash cut to Barb at 7:19 genuinely scared me

[@albertdutzman8292]

Oh yeah it had to cut to the 1st romantic attempt

[@aviongamer6892]

You can hear her lips

[@Sasha-ff5ce]

It’s such an unsettling scene

[@acidberry3630]

_action_ ACTION

[@4477superman]

It’s haunting, her stare is unsettling

[@crow-t-robot]

Take me back... God please take me back....

[@davfar459]

I remember back in the mid-2010's when the comment section was full of trolls making him out to be such an awful spawn to try to justify bullying him but when I look at Chris through these vids I don't particularly find anything disturbing or even bully worthy in any fashion, I just see a goofbally manchild, he really wasn't that bad.

[@gsus3918]

"Hold my black-face"

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

It’s really sad how he thinks that just because he’s seen something, he can emulate it perfectly.

[@alansmithee4927]

“I mean cmon his story y’now, being put in a meat factory, Sahara desert, Aladdin people? And he could have taken the drugs himself and made his own ass bleed. I mean that story is just as incredibly fabricated as when Donna Tubbs time when she had to borrow R Kelly’s bathroom or when Roberta had fought off six al quedas one by one. Cleveland show new episodes every Sunday at fox episodes downloaded on the PlayStation network or fox, Cleveland show hahaha” Wow that is….a loaded statement

[@twopebblesinthegreatlake4889]

Barbara looks so terrified of Chris

[@jon3206]

now we know why

[@pinkfloydmeddle6692]

@@jon3206 yep

[@chillingonthesofa]

this didnt age well

[@Panch21]

God. How right you were....

[@Aflameyt]

say have a good day 🔫😡

[@fbteatime6010]

The internet really twisted the mentality of this guy, this is really wholesome to watch the remnants of what he once was

[@aymuhspunj]

Right? I wonder where the final turn was towards the present. Or if the drive was always meant to arrive here.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

No, it ain't wholesome, and he acted weird AF before the internet found him. Just read the emails between him and Megan from the summer of 2007. She kept complaining about Chris touching her inappropriately. Chris eventually drew porn of her without her consent. It was always in him.

[@josie3221]

@@RsRj-qd2cg that was actually post trolling though.

[@hatsoff4524]

That's actually a huge misconception, because even before internet have heard of him, he's pretty much a vile person from the get go, a perfectly example of that is their relation between Megan as a friend. He pretty much checked every single book of a sexual predator, his obsession, his intentions, and even his antics around women, and Megan perfectly cemented it. There are many examples, the Game Place feud, the PVCC, and Walmart and Target. Make no mistake, he's pretty much a bad person from the get go way, way before the internet started trolling Chris.

[@aymuhspunj]

@@hatsoff4524 He wasn't really all that conscious of what he was doing. He was just a teenager too, teenagers like him do some crazy shit. Point is, he most likely wouldn't have gone this far down if the internet didn't mess with him.

[@glossspetals]

liquid chris please save us!!!!!!! the dimensional merge is unable to happen without you!!!!!!

[@Notenum_]

Pretty sure he’s a cancer researcher now unironically, fitting.

[@The_Dang]

He’ll use his 1/16 Cherokee ancestry to summon a wendigo

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

Lmao those Homer Simpson and Fred Flinstone “costumes” always crack me up

[@my9thaccount140]

Becoming like him is my greatest nightmare.

[@droberts3232]

Mine is feeling an axe blade to the cheek bone. Yours is just about as bad.

[@yotham.arenas]

3:30 Imagine if Chris wore that shirt the day that he was arrested, lol

[@joemomma497]

When he lifted that chair I was very impressed.

[@bethanyduffy5381]

I hope so !! It was a 1,000 lbs 😂😂😂😂

[@DabblelyDiddly]

his shirt at 3:33 is perfect for the rest of his life... Jesus what a monster...

[@MikeDest]

The love quest started and ended at 14 Branchland Ct

[@something1122]

Chris is one of those strange cases, where no matter what point of life you see him at, no matter what he's doing, no matter what the clip you are watching is, the clip is always important to his story.

[@SewerxGator]

Really the more I look into this guy the more I start to blame how he turned out on the internet and the people who enabled and fueled him. Legitimately psychotic saga and its not just him

[@VendErre]

"I like Jerry Seinfeld, he's a funny man." His composure feels like that of a man delivering a verdict from on-high. Incredible.

[@TheGunk4]

larry the "cable guy"

[@mase6783]

Underrated comment

[@crystalwater505]

Sometimes, I like to believe that Chris Chan is one big act and the house with hoarding is nothing but props. In reality, Chris is actually normal and lives next to Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

[@HiHowAreYou2012]

I do like to think he's an extremely dedicated method actor