BATMAN FIRES SUPERMAN | BAT-CANNED

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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

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@ashleybrooke2087
@ashleybrooke2087 Жыл бұрын
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara Жыл бұрын
Amazing 😅
@seyioyetade
@seyioyetade Жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt Жыл бұрын
He also got the same Batman!
@DanVinciii
@DanVinciii Жыл бұрын
​@@ChineduOpara😅
@joenation5824
@joenation5824 Жыл бұрын
​@@Kryptnythe is batman
@EliasWolf77
@EliasWolf77 11 ай бұрын
Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 10 ай бұрын
Sad but true.
@richardslaughter6652
@richardslaughter6652 9 ай бұрын
Boom Roasted!
@hughmann7485
@hughmann7485 9 ай бұрын
not sad, that's awesome!
@1BigDaDo
@1BigDaDo 9 ай бұрын
BURN
@daftdevil2623
@daftdevil2623 9 ай бұрын
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
@doctorleak5312
@doctorleak5312 Жыл бұрын
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg Жыл бұрын
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
@kyleferguson4236
@kyleferguson4236 Жыл бұрын
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@DaDude2011
@DaDude2011 Жыл бұрын
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦‍♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
@eclecticx
@eclecticx Жыл бұрын
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
@jeramym9506
@jeramym9506 Жыл бұрын
*piñata 😂
@DG_Emperor
@DG_Emperor 11 ай бұрын
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
@Floridaman6815
@Floridaman6815 10 ай бұрын
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
@lazyfish7675
@lazyfish7675 9 ай бұрын
It hit me when he did the pickles
@4rcigaming368
@4rcigaming368 9 ай бұрын
Its green tea from Asia
@BlasphemousMoons
@BlasphemousMoons 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
@ArenaRat-xd8fu
@ArenaRat-xd8fu 7 ай бұрын
Each attempt was soooo good
@trevorlewis7642
@trevorlewis7642 11 ай бұрын
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
@interestsavvy6813
@interestsavvy6813 5 ай бұрын
Very holdable
@TRLYx
@TRLYx 4 ай бұрын
“…like holllldddiinnn the rock”
@FakeGyllenhaal
@FakeGyllenhaal 2 ай бұрын
"YOouu could hold it"
@Youbernaut
@Youbernaut 2 ай бұрын
HOLD THIS ROCK😂
@mattyc3287
@mattyc3287 Жыл бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
@davisjones7137
@davisjones7137 Жыл бұрын
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
@emanuele5799
@emanuele5799 Жыл бұрын
lol it killed me
@LordRain1031
@LordRain1031 Жыл бұрын
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆 "You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@n16r3d0
@n16r3d0 Жыл бұрын
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
@lukehoughton8241
@lukehoughton8241 Жыл бұрын
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
@milkiassamuel780
@milkiassamuel780 Жыл бұрын
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
@thePsiMatrix
@thePsiMatrix Жыл бұрын
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3iXimuAqblkoJI 'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
@UnitedFan2
@UnitedFan2 Жыл бұрын
More like a decade ago
@JamesHolmez
@JamesHolmez Жыл бұрын
And 20million views later
@ronjeremyrulz
@ronjeremyrulz Жыл бұрын
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
@patrickstewart3446
@patrickstewart3446 Жыл бұрын
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan. 😁
@daschwah
@daschwah Жыл бұрын
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
@masere
@masere Жыл бұрын
"Touch this rock." "Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
@cliffbot638
@cliffbot638 Жыл бұрын
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 5 ай бұрын
It’s like why the hell is he still trying this shit with me
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking. Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
@OneTraveller
@OneTraveller Жыл бұрын
😆
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior Жыл бұрын
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 8 ай бұрын
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
@MaikeruO
@MaikeruO 8 ай бұрын
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
@twglenn9636
@twglenn9636 7 ай бұрын
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
@Rogge73
@Rogge73 Жыл бұрын
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara Жыл бұрын
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion Жыл бұрын
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
@DaddyVader87
@DaddyVader87 Жыл бұрын
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr Жыл бұрын
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
@doomdoomx
@doomdoomx Жыл бұрын
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
@one_with_kevrything9825
@one_with_kevrything9825 Жыл бұрын
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
@fraur001
@fraur001 Жыл бұрын
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 11 ай бұрын
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
@Jay-s1j9h
@Jay-s1j9h 11 ай бұрын
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
@omjarhad7292
@omjarhad7292 10 ай бұрын
That's actually good idea
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 10 ай бұрын
​@@Jay-s1j9hYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
@nameless8847
@nameless8847 11 ай бұрын
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
@Shanethefilmmaker
@Shanethefilmmaker 9 ай бұрын
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
@JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju
@JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju 8 ай бұрын
Yea
@speeddemonji9547
@speeddemonji9547 8 ай бұрын
Not really unique to homelander
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 5 ай бұрын
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
@SienaaBee
@SienaaBee 2 ай бұрын
Yea the boys is mental diarrhea. Murder porn. Best of all lame.
@gerardjayetileke4373
@gerardjayetileke4373 Жыл бұрын
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
@darrenthetuber743
@darrenthetuber743 Жыл бұрын
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
@Merglet
@Merglet 10 ай бұрын
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww
@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww 5 ай бұрын
Nearly went homelander there at that moment
@jimmyjohnjames6397
@jimmyjohnjames6397 2 ай бұрын
That had some real "Frank get in the oven" energy for a second.😮
@hunterquate9436
@hunterquate9436 24 күн бұрын
​@@ArkhamKnight-uj6ww LOL he did 🤣
@OlpyColpy
@OlpyColpy Жыл бұрын
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 Жыл бұрын
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
@mrstupiduniverse731c
@mrstupiduniverse731c Жыл бұрын
Gum would be perfection too 😁
@TheBestcommentor
@TheBestcommentor Жыл бұрын
I overfed these men?
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@austinkahle
@austinkahle Жыл бұрын
​@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
@foodbug
@foodbug Жыл бұрын
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
@stevediv3022
@stevediv3022 11 ай бұрын
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
@Floridaman6815
@Floridaman6815 10 ай бұрын
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 9 ай бұрын
What a farquaad lol
@speeddemonji9547
@speeddemonji9547 8 ай бұрын
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 8 ай бұрын
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
@joserios3445
@joserios3445 Жыл бұрын
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
@ericostling4727
@ericostling4727 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ashwinhariharan
@ashwinhariharan Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
@dwoodstwin
@dwoodstwin 17 күн бұрын
Me too bro
@Andyfabb
@Andyfabb Жыл бұрын
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
@srilemobitelsrile8809
@srilemobitelsrile8809 Жыл бұрын
But we need Badman.
@Quicksymphony
@Quicksymphony Жыл бұрын
This. 😂
@nathanielcockayne2376
@nathanielcockayne2376 Жыл бұрын
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
@Ludzig
@Ludzig Жыл бұрын
Couldn't come up with any new characters
@dmacbta
@dmacbta Жыл бұрын
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
@cy83r3
@cy83r3 Жыл бұрын
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
@Pakilla64
@Pakilla64 Жыл бұрын
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
@clarencezer
@clarencezer 9 ай бұрын
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
@dishierbongo2757
@dishierbongo2757 9 ай бұрын
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
@nikos731
@nikos731 Жыл бұрын
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
@Nord_Meadly
@Nord_Meadly Жыл бұрын
Agreed especially against Superman
@LongHaulTrucker4Life
@LongHaulTrucker4Life 11 ай бұрын
Xmen were better tbh
@shmurt11
@shmurt11 11 ай бұрын
the wonder woman actress was mid
@BrokenDiety1
@BrokenDiety1 9 ай бұрын
​@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@SOULS_INKPEN
@SOULS_INKPEN 9 ай бұрын
​@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
@hardsandwich
@hardsandwich Жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
@davidjohnson-gs9je
@davidjohnson-gs9je Жыл бұрын
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
@itsroulette
@itsroulette Жыл бұрын
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
@AtomicPunk23
@AtomicPunk23 11 ай бұрын
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
@Mystified2012
@Mystified2012 Жыл бұрын
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
@omariwalker1006
@omariwalker1006 Жыл бұрын
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 Жыл бұрын
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
@johnnytopgun6414
@johnnytopgun6414 11 ай бұрын
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 11 ай бұрын
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
@aswins.p7155
@aswins.p7155 7 ай бұрын
Nop
@foryourconsiderationfilmre2854
@foryourconsiderationfilmre2854 Жыл бұрын
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
@JungSooLeee
@JungSooLeee Жыл бұрын
Which one is pete holmes?
@joshnaver3994
@joshnaver3994 Жыл бұрын
​@@JungSooLeeeBatman
@kevincruise3521
@kevincruise3521 Жыл бұрын
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@JungSooLeee
@JungSooLeee Жыл бұрын
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
@ttrestle
@ttrestle Жыл бұрын
I would absolutely watch that
@newyorkgiantsfan5440
@newyorkgiantsfan5440 Жыл бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
@TheOneTrueNoName
@TheOneTrueNoName 10 ай бұрын
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
@florianhamburger56
@florianhamburger56 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
@Crowelephant
@Crowelephant Жыл бұрын
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
@HulkVahkiin
@HulkVahkiin Жыл бұрын
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@DSan-kl2yc
@DSan-kl2yc Жыл бұрын
​@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage Often
@MarvNARK
@MarvNARK Жыл бұрын
​@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
@thungoda3082
@thungoda3082 Жыл бұрын
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@Crowelephant
@Crowelephant Жыл бұрын
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
@TEXAS2459
@TEXAS2459 Жыл бұрын
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor " OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
@ZstormVR
@ZstormVR 9 ай бұрын
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
@byronjordan8424
@byronjordan8424 Жыл бұрын
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
@perfectsoulmates2023
@perfectsoulmates2023 Жыл бұрын
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
@Floridaman6815
@Floridaman6815 2 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one that noticed but to be fair it is beyond ridiculous
@perfectsoulmates2023
@perfectsoulmates2023 2 ай бұрын
@@Floridaman6815It was very subtle, but still, amazing performances even with all of the outtakes.
@Doctor4077
@Doctor4077 Жыл бұрын
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
@alexkatc59
@alexkatc59 Жыл бұрын
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
@jumpinjono
@jumpinjono Жыл бұрын
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
@royedwards2366
@royedwards2366 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
@danielabdelmalak3211
@danielabdelmalak3211 Жыл бұрын
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂 Great stuff Pete!!
@borris3768
@borris3768 Жыл бұрын
"Hope starts with an H"
@paulv7744
@paulv7744 Жыл бұрын
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol There's no S-ope for you.
@carljensen333
@carljensen333 Жыл бұрын
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@patricktilton5377
@patricktilton5377 Жыл бұрын
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
@@patricktilton5377 Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
@NicholasBennett-sm8rj
@NicholasBennett-sm8rj Жыл бұрын
I stabbed you first 😂
@patricktilton5377
@patricktilton5377 Жыл бұрын
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
@8440k
@8440k Жыл бұрын
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
@MCPhatman
@MCPhatman Жыл бұрын
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
@lazarusfitness3892
@lazarusfitness3892 Жыл бұрын
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
@DangerMenWorking
@DangerMenWorking Жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
@IzaqMckree
@IzaqMckree Жыл бұрын
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
@thebenforever
@thebenforever Жыл бұрын
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League... Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@adaman.shr.3538
@adaman.shr.3538 8 ай бұрын
​@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch 8 ай бұрын
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@adaman.shr.3538
@adaman.shr.3538 8 ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
@MidnightSonnet
@MidnightSonnet Ай бұрын
​@@PeteTheGrouch he might've in a comic from decades ago. 🤷 Supes is different in every iteration. Same with Batman. It just depends on who's writing him.
@Tzgrey77
@Tzgrey77 Жыл бұрын
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
@thewolfofwallstreet627
@thewolfofwallstreet627 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
@faizanraza255
@faizanraza255 Жыл бұрын
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
@dewforpolitics
@dewforpolitics Жыл бұрын
The innocent jar of pickles. Green tea from Asia… Asia Minor. 😂😂😂 best one yet
@Hagbard123
@Hagbard123 Жыл бұрын
Bats obsession with Supermans S on his suit, is an ongoing theme that never gets tired. "Hope starts with an H"😂😂
@apollolux
@apollolux Жыл бұрын
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
@kidrobota3325
@kidrobota3325 Жыл бұрын
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr Жыл бұрын
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
@thewilhelmscream7912
@thewilhelmscream7912 Жыл бұрын
You mean Vengeance
@kamael1125
@kamael1125 Жыл бұрын
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
@scottyboy6269
@scottyboy6269 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
@earendilthemariner5546
@earendilthemariner5546 Жыл бұрын
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that. Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
@tshepomodau1345
@tshepomodau1345 Ай бұрын
1:40 " hope starts with an H .... used up all my best stuff last time "😂😂
@goatnicholson
@goatnicholson Жыл бұрын
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
@RobocopDood
@RobocopDood Жыл бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
@michaela2870
@michaela2870 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelwoolford
@michaelwoolford Жыл бұрын
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
@josephhodges9819
@josephhodges9819 11 ай бұрын
Might be asthma.
@Rozza2k
@Rozza2k Жыл бұрын
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
@silverblade357
@silverblade357 Жыл бұрын
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
@darkwolfe6286
@darkwolfe6286 Жыл бұрын
That is comedy gold 💯
@basquat76
@basquat76 Жыл бұрын
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
@youtubesuxnow8766
@youtubesuxnow8766 Жыл бұрын
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
@placid5583
@placid5583 7 ай бұрын
What a "faquad"😂 whilst looking at the shrek puppet! Classic! 😂😂😂
@amarkray01
@amarkray01 Жыл бұрын
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
@telmesomethinidk
@telmesomethinidk 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AtomCarlyn
@AtomCarlyn Жыл бұрын
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
@Chosen_one_501
@Chosen_one_501 Жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@moocow17
@moocow17 Жыл бұрын
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
@pepperedash4424
@pepperedash4424 Жыл бұрын
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
@ordenax
@ordenax Жыл бұрын
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
@snmnmidld6203
@snmnmidld6203 Жыл бұрын
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
@SlideIX
@SlideIX Жыл бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞 That tickled me 😂
@alias0012
@alias0012 9 ай бұрын
"can you open the bottle of pickles" 😂😂😂
@danw4490
@danw4490 2 ай бұрын
Tongue kiss my butler? I nearly choked on my coffee.
@damonekstrom4363
@damonekstrom4363 Жыл бұрын
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear Жыл бұрын
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!
@Parnman
@Parnman Жыл бұрын
Loved it. Surprised Supes never reminded Batman that Kryptonite is still very radioactive and Bruce should take some anti rads. Excessive Kryptonite exposure killed Lex and I bet Bats made all those things himself 😂
@theyux1
@theyux1 Жыл бұрын
It depends on the version. Superman TAS it took lex wearing kryptonite for like a decade to be affected.
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
"Bats"... lol.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 Жыл бұрын
Kryptonite is barely radioactive. A human basically needs to wear kryptonite every day for years to get radiation poisoning from it.
@borris3768
@borris3768 Жыл бұрын
Shut up you nerds
@Artryom
@Artryom Жыл бұрын
It can take absolute decades of holding for it to affect humans in anyway regular radiation would though, him holding these is canonically harmless right now. I can’t believe Deathstroke really tried to surgically implant Kryptonite into Rose’s eye socket, Nightwing had to save her, still oooooof.
@traviswyatt4356
@traviswyatt4356 10 ай бұрын
2:21 green tea from Asia
@traviswyatt4356
@traviswyatt4356 9 ай бұрын
4:52😂😂😂
@mzx380
@mzx380 Жыл бұрын
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
@punawelewele
@punawelewele Жыл бұрын
Please never stop making batman videos. I could watch em all day.
@justinklenk
@justinklenk Жыл бұрын
It truly is the deepest well of comedy deliciousness - here and elsewhere... but especially here. 😂😂😂
@KidultNPlay
@KidultNPlay Жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
@Emanon...
@Emanon... Жыл бұрын
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
@hatman4476
@hatman4476 Жыл бұрын
Batman got fired by Superman
@BatMan-cf7qw
@BatMan-cf7qw 11 ай бұрын
The last line to the puppet is so good. Perfect last one liner.
@OG_Cool_Cat
@OG_Cool_Cat Жыл бұрын
Omfg the glowing drinks 😂 pure gold
@omniultimate
@omniultimate Жыл бұрын
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
@TedSallisakaManThing
@TedSallisakaManThing Жыл бұрын
Pete, you need to be on tv with these sketches again!
@danielsanchez1527
@danielsanchez1527 6 ай бұрын
The face he makes at 1:34 before he says "EAT SHIT, FUCK-WAD" always gets me.
@ericwright3141
@ericwright3141 Жыл бұрын
Pete please keep making these! They are the best.
@vodkajaybulls
@vodkajaybulls Жыл бұрын
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara Жыл бұрын
I've missed this series so much!
@vodkajaybulls
@vodkajaybulls Жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
@solidsnx
@solidsnx Жыл бұрын
I also love how the previous skit had Superman exclaim, "Enough!" as he readied his heat vision... only to be mocked by Bruce and Gordan. This version is more Cavill style, and Bruce cowered when he did the same thing. Cavill's Superman will fry your ass 😂
@Anthony-pr7yc
@Anthony-pr7yc Жыл бұрын
The Superman in the previous (2013) skit was also Cavill's parody.
@solidsnx
@solidsnx Жыл бұрын
@Anthony-pr7yc Oh yeah, that's right, with the whole hope starts with an H thing. Good call
@philipstrugar587
@philipstrugar587 Жыл бұрын
When people ask me who my favorite Batman actor is, I always say Pete Holmes! Pete, glad to see your doing batman videos again! Please keep it up!
@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 Жыл бұрын
He does have the potential to be a serious Batman. Even then, I'd still expect him to come out with some funny one liners
@amjnyc79
@amjnyc79 Жыл бұрын
“EAT SHIT FFFUCKWAD” Pete kills me with these one liners 😂!
@melaniejane5560
@melaniejane5560 Жыл бұрын
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
@tennesseeheckler3014
@tennesseeheckler3014 Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Pete is making these skits again! 😂
@Gavin_G01
@Gavin_G01 Жыл бұрын
I love how Pete looks like Bale in the face😂 makes Batman funnier
@SiriusV23
@SiriusV23 Жыл бұрын
I'm happy to see another Batman by Pete today. Made my day. Thank you
@lavatr8322
@lavatr8322 Жыл бұрын
3:27 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk355
@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk355 4 ай бұрын
The fact he kept trying with the kryptonite jokes was hilarious 😂😂😂
@Masterpieceman16
@Masterpieceman16 Жыл бұрын
I hope Pete never stops making these videos. They give me life. Although it would be cool if they fizzled out the sitting at a desk firing someone bits and went back to reenacting a scene from a movie.
@quizbowl9238
@quizbowl9238 Жыл бұрын
I know you don’t read these Pete, but this character is on Chapelle’s level of epic!!!
@nizambao4653
@nizambao4653 Жыл бұрын
Great video y'all. Pete is the greatest to ever do it.
@Shrekbeliever
@Shrekbeliever 8 ай бұрын
4:18 im not going to put my hand in the glowing green shrek puppet
@1craley878
@1craley878 Жыл бұрын
This was amazing, it was both the bat canned video that we wanted and deserved. The Shrek impressions was spot on and hilarious
@noneya3635
@noneya3635 Жыл бұрын
This is the one I have been waiting for! Since the Supes asked him to team up i have been wanting this. The way he says pinata though 🤣
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