Peter narrating his own life (HQ)

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

Peter is surprisingly eloquent. He could write a better book than Brian's novel he's always been working on.

[@Norger56]

Peter gurfein

[@herbert46lovecraft72]

yeah?

[@razmataz4515]

Faster than the speed of love?

[@lucianamontalvo2592]

I think he did and it was very popular

[@askokafedzic]

Got a big stack of papers?

[@mr.waffles8739]

"I awoke several hours in a daze" always makes me laugh lol

[@themenace2065]

FACTS 😂😂😂

[@mechamax7919]

me too XD

[@user-sf2kw9qp9q]

Oh me too 😂😂😂.

[@dyllanalford5276]

I was completely emotionless until that line lmao

[@Randomark3087]

Same here 😂

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

"SOMEHOW I think she knew" while staring right at her.

[@lyamgray9796]

🤣

[@ManThePlow]

... we can say he's "woke"... It doesn't actually matter anyways.

[@dchev]

The joke, you found it!

[@Anonymouss222]

Lol

[@indus7841]

Thats the joke.

[@MegaTonytheboss]

This should've been an entire episode lol

[@jonpapi_2247]

Chucky Masciano Ask Seth to da dat and I'm sure he will

[@MegaTonytheboss]

I really doubt he would listen to a guy from England not to mention the ideas been used now

[@theot.2869]

By whom?

[@platinumpineapple9943]

The Observer yea!

[@arkthompson9869]

Be careful what you wish for.

[@Father_of_Death]

I love how patient Lois is until he starts to discuss her aging. Then she just is like "That's it!"

[@thaddeoust8455]

0:31 Lois: "Asshole."

[@unofficialgamer209]

@@thaddeoust8455 Would've been funnier if she actually said that

[@grmpf]

​@@unofficialgamer209No.

[@TYreLL0416]

@@grmpfYes

[@kingpen5866]

I love how you made a basic observation

[@mann-nova9392]

The punch feels so earned. It's a literal punch line.

[@lvlc6023]

That's was unexpected.

[@w2shorts26]

Not earned

[@Jojozilla426]

@@w2shorts26 it was very much earned

[@robertorayoherrera5354]

Am I crying at the beauty of this pun. Maybe

[@Tigerman1138]

@@w2shorts26 Deserved.

[@Bluesit32]

The last line is the best because it implies he is so dedicated to it that even after just waking up, in pain and dazed, he immediately goes into it.

[@KellyCalKelsey]

Homie just got up after being decked and went straight back to narrating his own life, I don’t know if he’s that dedicated to it or if it just became so ingrained into his lifestyle that it’s the first thing he does when he gets up.

[@GemSurge95]

He lasted 2 weeks doing this!

[@kingpen5866]

High school english class discussion moment

[@a.r.4822]

No shit

[@Kratosx23]

Peter is actually an amazing, engaging narrator. Comedy aside, just listening to his voice in this clip is relaxing. I would buy an audiobook of Seth Macfarlane reading a classic novel in Peters voice.

[@PsychoChuckGreene]

There is always AI voice, it's not perfect but it's better than nothing

[@geoffsclassiccars]

​@@PsychoChuckGreenetrue but you just can't beat the REAL deal......

[@RinLockhart]

I would love to listen to Peter narrating about his own failing marriage that he chooses to be oblivious about.

[@FightCommentary]

One of the best Family Guy tangents!

[@snatchX626]

hey, it's Jerry from FCB! didn't expect you here.

[@FightCommentary]

@john smith a tangent is when something goes in a sideways direction (I forgot the euclidian definition, but that's the general definition).

[@snatchX626]

@john smith i think he means like a cutaway gag. family guy uses lots of gags like that

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@FightCommentary hey how come you don’t have a check mark next your name 😅😅.

[@thaddeoust8455]

What's a tangent?

[@hero.ambition]

of course I never tell her how disgusted I was of her cooking while looking at her lol

[@tadzhiks]

Thanks, Captain Obvious

[@yavehsuarez9392]

@@tadzhiks buzzkill

[@daev255]

@@tadzhiks buzzzzzzzzzkillllll

[@blackholephoenix4207]

@@yavehsuarez9392 nah,the first comment literally just listed the joke again.nothing funny about it.

[@MG-hi9sh]

@@daev255 Are you referring to my good friend, Buzz Killington?

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

Peter should be a writer

[@quinnfletcher3906]

I can see an episode where Peter becomes a writer and is better then Brian so Brain tries to ruin Peter.

[@an91138]

@@quinnfletcher3906 They already did that ironically enough haha but instead of peter it was stewie who was the better writer .

[@quinnfletcher3906]

@@an91138 Family Guy is not above recycling plots.

[@gierer797]

remember peterotica ?

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

@@gierer797 I do, *oh gawd*

[@chadthundercock3603]

His voice is strangely soothing

[@clarejennings5049]

The fact that Peter could write a better book than Brian is shocking.

[@fixedfunshow]

Anyone can.

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

Put a few monkeys in a room with a typewriter and they'll produce Shakespeare.

[@kingpen5866]

The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

[@pendantairplane]

@@kingpen5866What’s wrong with using the fact that? It isn’t even redundant in this context, since the sentence wouldn’t make sense without it

[@TheBosnianboy19]

Hahahahahahaha I awake several hours later in a daze

[@TheBosnianboy19]

+bobagopaa stupid keyboard warrior

[@BiscuitZombies]

*awoke

[@demijones7537]

😂😂😂😂

[@ManThePlow]

... thaz what woke does... 🤷🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

[@Lover-of-Creative-Film-Song]

It's kinda relaxing listing to him narrated himself It's the same when u hear and audio while driving or while you 're in the leaving room

[@raptalos9412]

I wanna hear Peter read an audio book

[@JojoThePelican]

You had 2 comments 2 years apart

[@Lover-of-Creative-Film-Song]

@@JojoThePelican cause i couldn't find them

[@dimthecat9418]

Peters honestly a pretty good writer if he can just come up with that in the spot

[@Piledriver86]

I like to say "I awoke several hours later in a daze" when I wake up in the morning

[@Lover-of-Creative-Film-Song]

The way he narrates himself somehow makes it so comfortable to listen to on cable after a long hard day at work

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

"I went to youtube & searched peter narrating his life. I watched with a laugh & a smile with the video uploaded infront of me . Of course I'd never expect family guy to ever be this good again, but somehow I think the writers knew. Family guy had always been funny and full of witty jokes, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of its decline in quality writing. The funny, witty show i had fallen in love with was now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long seasons of a forced writing method trying to be, but never funny and witty as it used to be. I came to my senses & stopped watching as if i had awoken later from a daze"

[@pooruanimations]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

(Wham)!!!!!

[@drengineer3]

This. This is beautiful

[@kingolo97]

😂😂

[@luksieg7649]

The only thing you did right was to make this masterpiece happen 😂

[@themutualfriend5286]

"I awoke several hours later in a daze "

[@ManThePlow]

... and then???

[@JacobKinsley]

Imagine making a whole ass meatloaf, mashed potato and even making a little well in the potato to pour a little pond of gravy in it, and someone within moments of sitting down insults it 😭

[@misanthropolis-zone-act3]

Theyve been eating that same exact meal for decades

[@sbj97]

Gordon Ramsay

[@jackfreeman1776]

“I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life- -I awoke several hours later in a daze-“ -Peter Griffin

[@sai_Indurthi]

How do you just quote exactly what was said and get 378 likes?

[@stevenkies802]

"I should narrate my own lie," I said to myself. My cat turned to look at me in puzzlement. "Are you talking to me," she seemed to ask with a glance. I could understand her bemusement. A year of isolation had led to some troubling behavior, and I feared for my sanity.

[@ManThePlow]

...u ok tho???

[@THERobertL2000]

Fascinating. Please continue.

[@SuperSix4]

I awoke several hours later in a daze

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 “I awoke several hours later in a daze”

[@electricsoul8624]

This is easily one of the best cutaway gags.

[@Sunlight-zx2ur]

Of course I’d never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking.😂😅😂

[@danielgoss6367]

But somehow I think she knew.

[@donkeykong6426]

peter you dropkicked to much

[@UA-51]

I cracked up “I awoke several hours later, in a daze”!!!

[@ManThePlow]

.... New new... 💀💀💀

[@Matt-cz6ti]

I logged into my computer and sat, awaiting the materialisation of the desktop screen. When, finally, it appeared accompanied by nothing but the low-level humming of the internal workings of the machine that my life so depended on, I gave my actions no second thought. Instantly I opened Google Chrome, and then acting as if on instinct opened my emails (of which there were none), Facebook and KZbin. Facebook held nothing for me on this particular evening, and so it was to KZbin that I entrusted the night's entertainment. After watching several videos featuring cats and a review of whatever movie was new and deemed 'must-see', I somehow found myself watching a variety of clips from the cartoon comedy show 'Family Guy'. Some were of only middling quality, while others had me laughing in my chair in the manner of one demented, but finally I came upon a video that was entitled 'Peter narrating his own life (HQ)', which had been uploaded by a certain Kevin Gerardin. Knowing nothing of the uploader, save from what scant details I could glean from the small image accompanying the name itself, proved to be no boundary to me, as I knew the clip well and was certain of its amusing nature. After watching the clip I decided to mimic it, as a small child will mimic the actions of its parent. As I drew the small narration to a close I reflected on how unoriginal such a thing must me, and a simple perusal of the comments section proved this to be the case. Nonetheless, I decided to go ahead and click the post button. Whatever regrets might haunt me for this action would be mine alone.

[@pizzagateisreal]

fucking brilliant :)

[@MEXUS.]

Dude that was amazing.

[@nealkelly9757]

write some goddamn Fiction please!

[@peekaboots01]

+Fake Name Amazing. :)

[@StrivingSinner]

For some strange reason "Peter Griffin" was one name that popped in my mind this sunny but cold Canadian morning. So, I turned on my Samsung tablet, I thumbed the KZbin icon which then opened the application on the mobile device. Narration was one key word that plagued my mind at that very moment. But, the task grew tedious as time went on... I continued to type and type on a touchscreen keyboard, skimming through each word and surveying for grammatically incorrect sentences and typographical errors. That's when I realized that misspelled words worry me more then the incoherencies and butchering of the English language. But, I needed to set my feelings aside, and continued as I was; Commenting on a KZbin Video.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

They really missed a big opportunity of an entire episode of this

[@dariusdafigga]

That meal certainly was questionable. It looked like clay with dirty water in it and a brick

[@victoracosta4796]

It was meatloaf and mashed potatoes with gravy

[@ManThePlow]

@@victoracosta4796 ... It looked so good tho.

[@victoracosta4796]

@@ManThePlow Yeah, it's Peter's loss if he didn't want it cause it looked ugly. A lot of food is ugly.

[@grapefruitm00n]

@@victoracosta4796 it all winds up looking ugly in the end anyway

[@victoracosta4796]

@@grapefruitm00n Yeah, that's why some people eat other people.

[@Xerolyst]

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I began to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life...I awoke several hours later in a daze.

[@0TheTenthDoctor0]

Literally what is the point of this comment?

[@gamersam3920]

@@0TheTenthDoctor0 idk

[@FoardenotFord]

One of the best jokes in the show’s history

[@MrBeckenhimself]

Damn! I can't stop laughing BEST family guy moment ever.

[@ManThePlow]

.... U done?

[@reefrisntreal8675]

@@ManThePlow he hasn't stopped bro, he was admitted into a psychiatric ward 2 years ago, shit really got to him

[@Yabuturtle]

This makes me really want to know why he decided to narrate his life, and why haven't they made an episode of this. xD

[@Xunizal]

The joke would probably end up overstaying it's welcome as I see it.

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

Remember when Family Guy wasn’t bleak-humored, ultraviolent garbage? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And so do we.

[@DarkStormer]

Pff hahaha. This comment caught me off guard.

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

no

[@mjkg6026]

I’ve seen this comment so many times and it’s never been funny

[@RJIS]

I remember, but that was not a good joke

[@sakonan4883]

@@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9 yes.

[@ASHMAN750]

Peter has a way with words I would love to hear he does that more often

[@linkster5564]

Peter is a better narrator than most of the creative writing majors in my class... "the two suns blaze their burning heat among the desert"... someone actually wrote that.. I needed vodka to get through that paper..

[@kigozimuhammad]

Haha I agree that was terrible

[@juancastillo395]

ass hole

[@clowntrooper61]

You should play them this clip in class

[@893160007]

Wow, what a professional you are. Shit talking students on KZbin is what all the best professors do

[@walmartpimp2]

893160007 Why not? if it's true, it's true!

[@rockysolid4200]

To be fair, I don’t know what that meal is either.

[@heythereskinwalker]

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes with gravy

[@jeremytung1632]

My favorite cutaway gag of all time.

[@sippeon9047]

This is so passive aggressive! And I love it.

[@SmashLiXs]

it's amazing what big words he's using

[@BIacklce]

the inner machinations of his mind are only an enigma.

[@wayneprickett8626]

This episode is still funny after 20 years.

[@nicpete492]

"I awoke several hours later in a daze" I've been quoting this since i saw this on tv probably 15 years ago

[@satirical_snake]

I like how the plates disappeared, implying someone came back to clean up but didn't care about Peter.

[@dinar471]

I would definitely read a book about this person! 😂

[@GuaranteedEtern]

Impressive he was able to do this for 2 weeks.

[@originalJoeKing]

This scene had me in tears my first time watching it when it first aired on television.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Despite the insults is pretty poetic coming from him.

[@happygolucky7241]

One of the best cut aways ever!!!😂😅😄😃😀

[@raghavkaushik9985]

Why isn't this an entire episode where Peter narrates his life and passes off everyone. Quagmire's reaction would've been hilarious

[@MadMamluk88]

When you've been doing nothing but working on that novel for too long.

[@295ben]

Episode: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? (S3EP14)

[@josemiguelgs47]

+295ben thank you!!

[@UltimateJay1989]

@295ben Thank you. It should be law that people who upload funny clips from TV shows should provide information on which episode it was, ESPECIALLY for "Family Guy", as almost each joke can be taken out of context there.

[@imagine778]

“But lately I’ve become more aware of her aging” oh no 8DD

[@benjaminex3009]

"In a daze" I don't know why that gets me still...

[@damonsalvatore3222]

Hats off to him for picking up right where he should the moment he woke up

[@carpentrybymichaelanthony7932]

The writing is just brilliant 😂

[@mookiestewart3776]

I love how when he says “of course I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but some how I think she knew” he’s staring directly in her eyes. Like he made a point to make eye contact

[@cooney2011]

back when it was amazing

[@comanchio1976]

Why has it gone so terribly shit-awful? Did all the writers die?

[@ToonReel001]

comanchio1976 I think they took gags like this and thought the 'Peter being a jerk' part made it all, ignoring the brilliant reactions from the other characters. Lois' glares and eventual snap made each of Peter's lines hilarious. This is the problem with modern era Peter and other Seth characters like Roger, they just turn the characters off while they get away with murder, which isn't half as funny.

[@comanchio1976]

+ToonReel001 It seems like a much deeper problem than that, though. I've tried watching some more recent episodes again, hoping that the quality might have improved; and not *once* during the entire episode did I even crack a smile, let alone cry laughing at the whole thing as I used to. I honestly think that *all* of the writers have moved on to do other things. I'm going to find out what those other things are, and watch them instead of any more new FG - it's too depressing.

[@Medachod]

*+comanchio1976* Well, not necessarily, but that's also not wrong either. The majority left for The Cleveland Show, but never returned after it ended.

[@theboywholaughs5253]

comanchio1976 I think it's funny. They need more moments like these.

[@ToonReel001]

I feel like what makes these earlier gags is that they bother to animate the reactions of the other characters. If this had been a later episode, Lois would likely just be sitting there with a blank expression, while what makes this gag hilarious is Lois trying to eat but getting slowly but surely pissed off with each of Peter's oblivious pot shots. You can tell she's been putting up with this crap for ages.

[@zxired1804]

omg yes, i 100% agree with this 😭

[@Helladamnleet]

This is quite possibly the dumbest observation I have ever seen on KZbin, congratulations. You're clearly fishing for likes by comparing new X to old X.

[@zxired1804]

@@Helladamnleet jeez calm down this is youtube, not the guardian newspaper 💀 everyone’s entitled to their own opinion lol

[@charizardoreo]

This was probably towards the end of his phase of narrating his own life. He was well spoken here probably because he was used to talking this way at this point as narration, and when he awoke in the daze, he probably thought Ok I'm pissing people off now with this, I need to stop

[@NiffsZ]

Peter: [narrating] I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was, with her cooking. But somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I began to grow more aware of her ageing. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with, were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life... [Lois punches him in the face and leaves. Late in the night, Peter still lays on the ground until ...] Peter: I awoke several hours later in a daze.

[@robertpetrea23]

Niffs Z is this for deaf people?

[@NiffsZ]

Robert Petrea could be but it could also be a better way of getting the joke heard if people were going to ignore the video...

[@HarryPotterFan134]

Niffs Z it's almost like we liked the same thing!

[@RyanStorey1231]

+Niffs Z I have to give whoever wrote that scene props. That narration was really well-crafted and emulated that of an actual novel pretty accurately.

[@BlazerkingTTV]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JacobKinsley]

Basically the 'I wish I had my own theme music' joke but instead of putting strain on the composers, it's put on the writers.

[@jeffisaliar]

He sat there and insulted her cooking, charisma, and aging in one giant paragraph.

[@BigFatBoom]

I like how Lois came back to clean the dishes but left Peter on the ground

[@lostfilmkid221b]

One of my fave moments of the whole show.

[@BKofficer23]

The writing was so good.

[@HooyahPeacock]

Marital troubles continue to bewilder me Dipdip dip dip

[@tylerturnage]

This is my favorite Family Guy scene.

[@Tigerman1138]

A good choice.

[@RealSnuuy]

Family Guy: A Post-Modern RPG

[@cellytron]

He absolutely had that punch coming

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

it’s always funny asf to imagine the narrator in a fictional story just narrate like this while everything unfolds

[@anamericaninbusan9389]

I sat down on my bed while holding the pizza box that had just been delivered to my door. I opened the box, and was met with a well-prepared pepperoni and salami pizza inside the box. I smiled, as I anticipated the savory flavor from the beloved combination of bread, tomato sauce, cheese, and meat. Just as I was picking up the first slice, I hesitated. I looked over at the corner of my apartment and saw a stack of identical pizza boxes that had been piling up for weeks. I began to wonder... "What happened to me?" I remember in my youth, I had so much energy. I was confident, handsome, and ambitious. But over the course of my 20's, the fires of passion and determination had been blown out by the cold, dark winds of reality. My thirst for the thrills of life had been replaced with apathy, and complacence. I stood up and went to the mirror. When I gazed into my reflection, I pondered the man staring back at me. His eyes used to be blue, but now were grey. His abdominal muscles used to be chiseled, but were now veiled in a layer of fat. His beard used to be short, and well-trimmed, but now was long, and unkempt. I pulled my smartphone out of my pocket, and looked through my call history. I saw that I had not spoken to any of my friends or family in several months. I saw that I had not received any calls in several weeks; the last few of which, I ignored. I opened my refrigerator. Inside I found several bottles of beer, a half-eaten chicken sandwich, a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and some expired lettuce. A voice in my head said, "You need to make a change." And I made a promise to myself not to return to this place again. And yet, as I made this promise, another, quieter voice in my head said, "You'll be back... You always come back." And although I was ready to make the change, and restore myself to my former health and wellness, I knew, deep down... The quieter voice was right.

[@charizardoreo]

So you didnt eat the pizza?

[@JacobKinsley]

I love when lois has moments like this where Peter thinks he can mess with her and she just has none of his shit.

[@simpsonsrus7176]

I awoke several hours later in a daze. Lol 🤣

[@rs72098]

One day I'm going to try this out...

[@Dynamo-Fan.hoch.1953]

Still one of the best joke sequence of all time 😂

[@samsquanch1996]

For a character who's supposed to be a complete idiot, Peter is quite a good writer.

[@DaltonIzHere]

All Brian needs to do is hire Narrator Peter to write the book for him and take credit once Peter is normal again.

[@VinnieGer]

It was awfully thoughtful for them to put his food away. I halfway expected it to still be on the table.

[@FleorB]

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I’d never tell her how disgusted i was with her cooking but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately i began to grow more aware of her ageing. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. I awoke several hours later in a daze!

[@AmericanAirlinesRule]

Oh cool! You watched the video too!

[@FleorB]

oohhhh

[@trackmaster152002]

Eh, it's not as funny without the voice.

[@papersparrow899]

Welp, at least Peter was truly honest at this moment. He tells the truth what he feels about the meal, Lois' cooking and her appearance. And..his reward for being truly honest is a punch from his wife.

[@ahmadkamil3713]

Truth is a bitter medicine, and Lies are sweet poison!

[@aperson3269]

No wonder most of yall die alone

[@d.k.9511]

This alone deserves an award

[@EmeraldView]

Peter's good at narrating his life.

[@wtfshiiiiii]

I awoke several hours later in a daze. lol

[@Little_Milk120]

Lmfaooo I forgot about this one. This was such gold.

[@thedeparted69]

Probably the single greatest cutaway in all of Family Guy’s run

[@ksqueezeofficial]

“I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me, ofc I’ll never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking but… Somehow I think she knew…..”

[@mutecase5012]

As I was scrolling through the recommendations page on KZbin, I noticed the title "Peter narrating his own life". I clicked on the video, eager to find out what Peter would be narrating. Sure enough, he was narrating his own life, and it was quite funny. I scrolled down through the comments section, which made me laugh even harder than the video originally did. I decided that I should add my own original comment to the video, but with some sort of twist at the end. I began to type the comment. It read: "As I was scrolling through the recommendations page on KZbin, I noticed the title 'Peter narrating his own life,'" I then decided that at the end of the comment I would repeat myself and include exactly what I had previously typed. As I continued to type this, I realized that I had been sitting here for nearly five minutes. I thought to myself, would this actually matter? Is this going to be read by anyone at all? Oh well, I thought. I guess I will post it anyways. I then proceeded to hit the comment button.

[@j.t.daluva2095]

MuteCase I was scrolling down reading the comments, I had noticed your comment of you narrating your life. As I was reading yours, I chuckled for a little while thinking to myself, "Damn, that was funny!" Like you, I think no one would notice my comment. But, at the end of the day, I thought to myself, "It don't matter.....none of this matters!" "So fuck it", I then told myself and continue to scroll down and read more comments on this short yet humorous video.

[@erikwoodruff5643]

Kind of impressive that the first thing he remembers upon waking is narrating his own life

[@unovi8141]

Def one of my favourite cutaways in the show

[@livecoilarchive1458]

One of my fav cutaways in all of FG

[@kingkongchief1177]

“I awoke several hours later in a daze”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@championsofodin9868]

Let’s start a petition for this to become an entire episode!

[@robertisham5279]

Or how about a petition to end Family guy.

[@theeyeoftheyinyangs]

“The Life and Adventures of Peter Griffin” is a much better title than “Faster Than the Speed of Love”.

[@brezzendorf]

This is how the visual novel players expecting the anime adaptation to look like

[@JacobKinsley]

I gaze upon the laptop on my desk whose screen glows with the light of a thousand pixels, and gently caress the surface of my mouse. With a flick of the wrist and a dash of purpose, I glide the cursor across the digital expanse, setting my sights on the KZbin search bar. "Ah yes," I muse, "the world's oracle, keeper of Minecraft let's plays and Family Guy clips." In the blank canvas of the search bar, I type with a flourish, "Peter Griffin narrating his life". My fingers dance over the keys, each stroke a gentle hymn to the founders of the internet. Ah, the suggestions appear, but I trust my own instincts. I press 'Enter,' a small but triumphant act. The pixels upon the screen dance and flicker, and before me lies a treasure trove of video clips and snippets. Ah, but which is the chosen one? My eyes scan the titles, thumbnails, and durations, each video vying for my attention like suitors before a queen. And there it is! A video title so perfect, it could only be the object of this glorious quest. I click, and as the page unfurls, an advertisement attempts to claim my time. But I'm undeterred, for I know that the 'ublock origin' extension will deliver me from this capitalist purgatory. Finally, the clip begins. Peter Griffin's animated visage fills the screen, and as he narrates the vicissitudes of Lois's shallow and pedantic meatloaf in that uniquely Peter-esque way, I cannot help but let out a sensible chuckle. Ah, satisfaction, the true currency of the internet age. With that, the clip ends, but the feeling lingers. I have successfully navigated the labyrinthine corridors of the World Wide Web to find a morsel of humor, a snippet of joy. Another quest completed in the endless, winding narrative of my life. But alas, with my journey over, what possibly shall I search for next? A spark of inspiration enters my mind as I move my mouse over to the "incognito" button. As I depress the left mouse button, a devilish grin smears across my face.

[@osagiee.guobadia-secondytc4624]

The part where Peter narrating his life relates to when I talk to myself out loud when my parents tells me not to talk to myself. 😮🤣

[@nicktroisi6347]

One of my favourite cutaways 😂😂😂

[@randomguy0113]

Man the way chris sitting in the car and lois expressions got me 😂

[@sharcam2010]

when i first saw this I pissed my pants...literally

[@charizardoreo]

dont do that