Petty Stories of Revenge

[@HR-zj3eo]

Not revenge, but Karma. A car was tailgating my brother and when he finally had the opportunity to pass, the guy speeds around my brother's car, and goes flying up the highway. A few minutes later, my brother catches up only to see that the guy has been pulled over by a cop. My brother never wastes an opportunity, so he slows down, rolls down the window and points and laughs at the guy, then drives on.

[@jgren4048]

I know someone who did that and then got pulled over and ticketed as well

[@officiallyabadge6067]

What if that person who was tailgating was a cop as well and the other officer pulling them over was havin an important briefing with that person, and U weren’t suppose to see that? Or were U?

[@HR-zj3eo]

@@officiallyabadge6067 like I said, my brother never wastes an opportunity. 🤷‍♀️ Especially when it comes to being obnoxious. Lol

[@skylinefever]

I regularly see this on Florida's Sunshine Skyway bridge. Some people would be really rude to me as I slowed down to the speed limit. I would always say "Don't be a dick, you won't get away with it." A minute later, I'd see one of those people pulled over by a traffic cop.

[@martinhepworth8771]

I discovered that several coworkers had been stealing sweets from the bowl on my desk so I decided to secretly replace my precious candies with the notorious sugar-free gummy bears I had heard so much about. I made sure to stay as far away from my desk as possible that particular day and within a few hours the office has people farting left, right and centre and waddling to the bathrooms with explosive diarrhoea. Even my manager was trapped in the cubicle for half an hour unable to get up. I couldn’t help but cackle as I happily munching away on my chocolates at my desk watching the carnage unfold. Needless to say nobody ever stole my sweets again

[@AhDollar]

lol I’m sitting here reading “sugar-free gummy bears” and about to google what’s so wrong with that (undesirable aftertaste, perhaps?), then kept reading, honestly who’s idea was it to put a laxative agent in a food product like that? That’s borderline chemical warfare

[@campbellsutton7655]

TLDR: babysitter overfed me and I threw up all over the ground I was about 7 years old (m) and my parents went out to eat with some friends and hired a babysitter for me and my 2 sisters (5 years old and 3 years old). It hadn’t been that long since my parent had left and it was time for dinner. We were having Mac and cheese, and the babysitter gave me wayyyy to much. As in the big dinner plate was entirely covered in Mac and cheese. Even now I would not be able to eat that much. What was even worse was that my sisters got a normal amount and were excused to go run around afterwards while I was made to sit at the table until I finished eating ALL of it. Whenever I stopped the babysitter told me to keep eating. After a while I had eaten PAST my max and I wasn’t feeling so good. I hit that point when you are like, “oh crap I’m about to throw up”. And instead of running to the nearby bathroom I just turned around in my seat and threw up all over the ground. And since my parents wouldn’t be home for another few hours, my babysitter didn’t only have to clean it up and keep the dogs away from it, she had to call my parents. We didn’t have that babysitter again.

[@miramyth2971]

Nicely done.

[@campbellsutton7655]

@@miramyth2971 Thanks!

[@StanbyMode]

Good job 👍

[@campbellsutton7655]

@@StanbyMode thanks lol

[@pirategirl1588]

My sophomore year in college I took a night course. I'm visually impaired to where I can't see anything below my nose, have no depth perception, and double vision. There was a 2 story building on campus, that didn't have an elevator, that all students were required to take their first two years of general classes in. I had no idea how poor the access was between the top and bottom floors, before taking that night class. The inside hallway, where the stairs were, was very dimly lit and the route to walk outside, from the top floor of the building to the bottom floor, was astronomical. I did some research, made an appointment with the Financial Coordinator of the school, and told him we needed to put an elevator into that building. I gave him names of faculty members and students who had been injured, due to the poor lighting and lack of access in the building, and statistical numbers of disabled students, whom I spoke with, who wanted to attend the university, which would bring in more revenue, but couldn't because of the poor access in this building. He started laughing hysterically. I sat there, smiled, and gritted my teeth, until he calmed down. He said the cost of adding an elevator to an existing building would be astronomical, the building was already handicap accessible, and it fell under the "Grandfather Clause," because it was built prior to the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. The Financial Coordinator said he had other matters to attend to, so I smiled and left. What he didn't realize was: I was News Editor of the university's student newspaper. This newspaper was shipped all over campus, all across the city, to donors' homes and businesses, all over the United States, and to many other countries in the world, where we had exchange students. I wrote a three page article detailing all the research I'd done regarding this building and the overall campus, listed injuries various people had in this building and across the poorly lit campus, etc. and described in detail what the Financial Coordinator had told me. The Monday after that newspaper came out, the university had it's weekly staff meeting, and our advisor for student media said the Financial Coordinator and many other administrators were scrambling to do "damage control," from all the calls, emails, and questions they'd received from donors, contributors, and other staff members, who'd read the article. Our advisor said she was laughing behind her coffee mug! It took 2 more years, lots of arguing, and several more scathing articles, before changes were made. The Financial Coordinator called me into his office, told me the university had established a special fund to make improvements to the campus, and while practically in tears, he begged me not to publish anymore negative articles. I said something to the effect of, "As long as things go as planned!" Construction began, roughly 2 months later, and was completed midway through my senior year. Even though I didn't get to enjoy the changes made to the campus for very long, the important thing was: they were there for future students and faculty. TLDR: I appeared to be this wimpy, visually impaired kid, who walked with a 48 inch mobility cane, and ended up bringing the Financial Coordinator and top administrators, at the university I graduated from, to their knees for the disabled.

[@HudaSE]

❤ you did a great work!

[@mamanope1678]

The funny part of having the luxury of assigned parking available when we moved into the place we live at now is that the parking spot is not marked immediately when you move in. My husband and I are both dealing with physical issues and have problems walking. Placard for the car and all. A person that has (thankfully!) moved out seemed to think that the two spots in front of ours and our neighbors place was there for them to use for both their trailer and truck. With my husband going to work before daylight and getting back in the afternoon, our parking area is usually full since he’d usually get stuck with school traffic. Okay. So one day at the end of the two or three weeks after we moved in, a maintenance person came by and my husband was so nice to him when they talked that he made a point of getting the sign up and the neighbor was livid. For a couple of weeks their kids (miniature assholes that ran rampant) kept knocking on our door to set our dogs off. And just to be extra on this, EVERY time we saw him think nobody was home and parked in our spot, I called the office and within moments he was told to move it or get towed. That wasn’t long before they left. It was great seeing him contemplating the vacancy of our home and get pissed off when I casually stepped outside for some air after seeing the truck show up

[@askreddit3021]

I have a similar story. When I was a kid our mailbox got taken out like once a month. Finally after the 10th mailbox and post, my dad was fed up so he got an 8 foot I-beam and buried it 4 feet down and filled in the hole with quickcret. Next time it got hit, the ahole wrapped his car around it. Like the mail box / pole was sticking out of the middle of his car. After that idt the mailbox was ever hit again.

[@gorelegrimshank1110]

That popcorn scented usb bevice was a pretty good one.

[@jasonbuzbee2639]

I had a boss that wouldn't answer his phone during an emergency. Said he doesn't like his phone ringing during family time. I went online a signed him up for a extended warranty on his car.

[@ashleighsalinas8526]

I had a super crappy neighbor who was a busybody. He would stare at us all night through his blinds and call the cops on us for bs, plus he was abusive to his wife and kids and to animals.. I saw him stomp on a cinderblock when his puppy crawled inside it and he bragged about killing cats. To top it off hes racist too, called the police on my then fiance for getting in my moms shed at night to retrieve some stuff for her, so he told them that "beaners are always stealing something" So one day we went to the store and got some tuna and catnip and spread it all over his yard lol. All the neighborhood cats had a feast plus some opossums etc. We heard him stomping around in his trailer cussing and about pissed ourselves laughing lol.

[@miramyth2971]

You weren't afraid of him retaliating against the cats and hurting them? D:

[@ashleighsalinas8526]

@@miramyth2971 Oh no, there were other neighbors in on it such as the elderly lady sitting on her porch that day. Nobody liked him, and she especially didn't like him because he was so obnoxious and mostly full of shit lol. He knew people were watching and were onto him. Basically he was a coward, which is why he took his anger out on his wife and kids and his animals but he thought nobody was looking or knew.

[@miramyth2971]

@@ashleighsalinas8526 Ahaaaa, gotcha. Nicely done then

[@officiallyabadge6067]

Any1 who has a history of killing cats have sociological traits. Meaning they share the same character traits as Ted Bundy, Dahmer, Gasey, and Ginn steer clear of people like that. ⚠️

[@silvercade2184]

For the lady who got microwave popcorn banned because she didn't like the smell - buy some microwave pork rinds. Yes, that's a real thing. If you need to up the ante, let them burn. Building evacuation.

[@beagleissleeping5359]

Don't know if it qualifies as revenge, but I had someone tailgating me. So I started deliberately hitting every pot hole in the street. I would ease over just slightly and BAM. Then I'd see the car behind me hit it, too, because they couldn't see it in time. After several hits they finally backed off.

[@heatherweir8726]

Nothing annoys a tailgater then the person in front of them going the speed limit.

[@morganjones3980]

Okay I have bladder problems back in middle school and I raised my hand and said can I please go to the bathroom I was nice about it and the teacher said no My doctor had already gave an a note and she still wouldn't let me go so I grabbed her handbag when she wasn't looking and in the corner of the classroom I proceeded to piss in the handbag and one of my classroom friends knew that happened and distracted the teacher long enough for me to put the handbag back The shriek was priceless I have since had surgery but the surgery didn't take

[@stillstraying5651]

I've never been revenge full so this story may not be that interesting but is is one of personal growth and gaining respect and it makes me laugh so I'm going to share it anyway😂^^ Growing up my family didn't habe enough money for food because my mother was an alcoholic and kept my dad's bank account at -5000€. We often had no food at all or had to make something really strange out of nearly uncombinable canned food(made me a really good cook though). So when my mother made something to eat my little brother and I had to compete for it and both of us went hungry to bed. One day I decided I wouldn't do it anymore, because both of us lost this way and I noticed I got pretty bad stomach acke from trying to put everything in my mouth this fast. So I decided to eat at my pace and let my brother have the fill up. Someday my brother started beating me up pretty bad on a regular basis and humiliated me every time he spoke to me. A day came on which he REALLY pissed me of and humiliated me right before he asked for a refill, but he'd already eaten up. After clinching my teeth in rage for so long, I stopped eating and my appetite was gone, so my mother told me I should give my half full plate of soup to my brother. I said no, but she demanded it, so I spit in it before I slide it towards my brother. He never disrespected me again. I think he noticed how much I stood up for him all the time.

[@MrsShocoTaco]

Plan ahead for petty outdoor neighbor revenge...befriend the crows.

[@featherbank1397]

I love petty revenge stories

[@josepherhardt164]

Table linen charge OP. OMG, you're my hero!

[@mattw8332]

The last one made me chuckle. 😅

[@cxzay]

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[@richardmyhan3369]

I literally lol'ed.

[@kendoruslink7017]

Seriously why are people taking up three parking spots. Your car is that big?

[@drunkbillygoat]

Ex gf called me white trash. I got her and her family deported.

[@Pattmore]

Wdym *deported.*

[@drunkbillygoat]

@@Pattmore deported as in kicked out of the country

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

I know I’m really late to this, but the table linen charge who in their right mind does that and thinks they can get away with it. I mean if it’s a huge party I can see but a single individual who probably has 3/4 things on thier tab at most.

[@MrsShocoTaco]

The dude who stayed at his buddy's place til 9 a.m. waiting for someone to move that car is kinda dumb..he could've had that car towed lol

[@marcen12]

The redditor using "Angry Dad" is talking about a Homer and Bart scenario.

[@KaiserHanstedt]

You gotta go at least 5 over speed limit

[@queenratiganthefirst5442]

NGL, unless James had crap on his hand, I'd still have eaten the donut.

[@samd1888]

THE FAMED PISS DISC FROM 4CHAN

[@jangelsthemoonmonkey]

15:43 i fucking did this in third grade

[@HR-zj3eo]

Why can't teachers ask if anyone needs to use the restroom BEFORE they pass the test out? It seems like it would save so much trouble.

[@X.L.B1]

Scented usbs?

[@jasminebissell5567]

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