Schlatt Makes Minecraft 1000% Funnier

[@ph1lza]

Kristin edited this one guys so let her know how she did! (literally her 2nd thing she's ever edited lol)

[@bingusmybeloved7483]

She did great! Tell her so!

[@squworld2475]

She did great ngl

[@alitariq9307]

Amazing

[@post_underscorestablet566]

Hey

[@amieandapiano]

she did great :DDDD

[@ComicalCow]

Schlatt: "I've learned a new scent... sand." Phil: Oh no not again

[@saminaraf3349]

If E was a number, it would be...

[@thanhhoang7335]

@@saminaraf3349 it'd be bleem

[@andresq8910]

sand eating

[@shanekisinger689]

@@dont7142 everyone knows it’s a Rick roll

[@drowsy1916]

sand..is good for eating

[@syddutchin2725]

"I have learned a scent" Is such an inherently powerful phrase, and the fact that it's from a modded SMP is giving me whiplash.

[@HaugeBauge]

???

[@amaxingshadeslayer1488]

Iconic

[@sweetcandy4587]

@KHOR JI XIANG Moe omg nooo XD

[@galaxytaco2873]

@KHOR JI XIANG Moe WE WOULD LIKE SOME POLLEN

[@riceballrui]

@@galaxytaco2873 i can,,, almost hear this sentence,,

[@beenook6249]

Schlatt: "Sand." Phil: **PTSD INCRESES**

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

Lmao "increses"

[@constahood2724]

@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 too bad he can't edit it now-

[@maru93-c1x]

DANG IT PHILZA THIS MAN IS STUCK ON A SPELLING MISTAKE BECAUSE OF YOU

[@beenook6249]

@@maru93-c1x I JUST NOTICED THIS OMFG

[@doodlebob9943]

@@beenook6249 it's still increses

[@ilikebread9308]

14:12 this is the moment where Philza learned that he's friends with a bunch of ✨dumbasses✨

[@robbyhackett2643]

Wilbur and Schlatt: *talking about sand* Schlatt: “it’s crunchy” Philza: *terrified look from the memories*

[@justadumb8864]

It's also a limited resource. And of course with every limited resource, there's going to be a mafia around it

[@IucidDreaming]

I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough, and it gets everywhere.

[@buhzs9663]

o no o no on ooo

[@justxxsunset]

@@IucidDreaming not like you

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

@@IucidDreaming OMG- STAR WARS

[@grantplunkett8410]

Schlatt’s ability to halt any progress over a bit as simple as placing a collection of blocks is astounding

[@conan8819]

Bduh

[@coldt5258]

Bduh

[@lom5456]

Bduh

[@bilalthefighter829]

Bduh

[@MocawMocks]

Bduh

[@Null1fied]

Wilbur: * Talking about sand * Schlatt: It's crunchy Phil: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@xde0xys316]

i don’t understand?

[@singlebaghead5611]

LOL

[@georgegobrr-6610]

Alo

[@Pipipipoopoop]

@@xde0xys316 oh u poor lad

[@anon760]

@@xde0xys316 wilbur told phil a story on how he used to eat sand

[@wilddev5536]

The way FregranceMan says “SMELL MY FUCKING GLASS” I laughed so hard

[@Ace_of_Storm]

Same lmao

[@stxrry294]

I couldn't make it halfway through the scents without sobbing from laughing too hard-

[@stellamooneizdabest]

@@stxrry294 me too lol

[@daFlip113]

20:40 for y’all wondering

[@Pier_the_skunk]

It's that deep new Yorker accent 😂

[@Ender_Nova]

Philza: Unanimously agreed to be the dad friend by the community Also Philza: Here comes mama bird you f*ck Wooooooo

[@Ender_Nova]

Quick joke explanation: I say this basically be I always found it funny how Phil is like considered to be the dad/dad friend of the group but at the same time he’s the one who curses the most besides Tommy I think I really only realized this when showing a clip to my father and he was like :o at how many times Phil said fuck and I’m like bro just ignore it and focus on the funni I’m trying to show you And idk I just found it funny lol

[@adragonprobably1652]

@@Ender_Nova *focus on the funni*

[@glombard8583]

Philza is also as ruthless as the others in videos with the sbi. Maybe more (when he killed the man who bagged lord minecraft for bread for example). And you have will who said "you're the nice one" yeah I don't know why everyone has this conception lmao

[@BeeMaster.]

no that was the fandoms decision to make him nice

[@MaxDesignPrro]

Funni monke give me the moni from fragrance man

[@anthonyradford8605]

Schlatt and Wilbur’s chemistry is unmatched when it comes to humor. “If you say the IKEA catalog I’m going to-“

[@yetidoesstuff228]

What about slimesicle

[@FinnishCrystal]

@@yetidoesstuff228 his wordplay and puns are impeccable, like holy shit, father fragrance would be proud

[@yetidoesstuff228]

@@FinnishCrystal yes but slimesicle

[@crimetime2491]

@@yetidoesstuff228 Slimecicle is on an entirely different plain of comedy

[@vauugnn]

but let me tell you about hotpockets

[@ef1876]

Local dad is peer pressured into snorting glass by cultist spider

[@meowlina8025]

local father of three is pressured into snorting glass by delusional arachnid who claims he can, "produce scents as he learns".

[@iamdenaya]

brought to you by daily mail

[@muted__dreamer]

This comment and its replies I can't breathe-

[@aceflame9458]

*Can we just appreciate how Schlatt made an entirely new Minecraft account for a meme*

[@felwalkr_94]

You don't have to make an entirely new account; you're able to rename the account. I've done it several times. However, it costs money to do that.

[@eeukaryotic]

@@felwalkr_94Yeah but then his old user would become available and somebody else would take it. He definitely made an alt or renamed an alt he already had

[@bgmarshall]

Looking at namemc, it is an entirely new Minecraft account

[@Boosortp-no7lh]

Yes XD

[@dreamnovel3480]

Jschaltt being father fragrance while also being a spider is something

[@GerardtheRedBird]

Way to attract his pray, dude

[@anonymityaddictsanonymous5978]

Yes it is something.

[@Noobletines]

How weird is it to see a half man half spider talking to you about scents

[@anxiousmess1787]

I kinda feel like he should have just chosen human. Just to play to the bit. That way his only power is just imaginary smells!

[@haiiilyye]

You got a heart by dad himself congrats :D

[@Idontknowanything1605]

I love how as soon as Schlatt arrives everyone seems to devolve.

[@tjrex9458]

Sorry , but who's Schlatt? I only saw FragranceMan in this video

[@Idontknowanything1605]

@@tjrex9458 Ah yes I mean FragranceMan. Mr Fragrance. Father Fragrance.

[@Eclipse_101]

He has that effect on people

[@yelpeter]

America power

[@sweetcandy4587]

Jschlatt or Father Fragrance

[@vessel__]

Schlatt has the ability to make literally anything funny

[@anna-gt2mu]

Eareaeareaeareaeareaera

[@d09_ma]

I like how everyoneone is like: "PHILLLLL...." "PHIL LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" "PHIL. PHIL. PHIL." He really is Dadza.

[@manticlamb1818]

He's a single father of 3 children :)

[@prettyandfallen]

@@manticlamb1818 hes the single dad of everyone

[@murasakinoiyukom.i.6232]

Even chat~

[@tinnycannn]

*You can literally tell who's who as well* *1- Tommy* *2- Wilbur* *3-Probably Tommy again, or Tubbo*

[@jakthepro1122]

@@tinnycannn I think 3 could also be Technoblade

[@WolfyTheWitch]

Kristin did amazing!!

[@lieeeleeee]

Yo it's wolfy/nameless nice to see you around

[@ju2645]

IKR

[@Hi-cm4tv]

Yes

[@VibingWithTheGoodtimes]

Oh hey dude didnt expect to see you here!

[@Volatik2006]

She did

[@the8bitclicker_193]

"SMELL. MY F*CKING. GLASS. THAT IS AN ORDER. FROM THE DEACON. AKA FATHER FRAGRANCE." -Schlatt- -FragranceMan 2021

[@klowniish]

*wheezes like dré*

[@yukitomutsuki]

THEYRE FIGHTING *AGAIN*

[@melindavan2438]

I was watching Hamilton the other day and when I read "THAT IS AN ORDER. FROM THE DEACON." I just thought of Washington's line "THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMANDER"

[@jun.slefteyeball]

Deacon

[@justajarofpeanutbutter1376]

o7

[@ch1sman143]

19:05 🤣I CANT Niki: “I can’t smell I’m behind the glass -.-“ Everyone: *continues smelling wood*

[@Mimi-zv7rk]

Fragrance man almost revived the whole sand cult

[@whatdidyouexpectanactually7891]

Yes

[@dellyring4919]

Frangrance man has a

[@ontop2324]

he hearted

[@haxorusplays5794]

Gonna eat sand now

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

_We were never dead!_

[@froxel5979]

schlatt: sand me: *flashbacks of wilbur talking about eating sand* also me: oh no please god no dont get him started

[@Chaotic_Cyprus]

"WIL, DON'T EAT SCHLATT"

[@dumbpunk1165]

i thought wilbur would end up doing that ngl

[@spacedude5208]

I saw my school principal eat grass once I never asked why he did it

[@devilish9504]

i can hear skeppy in the distance complaining about sand

[@quanta365]

cronch

[@april3698]

Tubbo: is very quick, has long-lasting and very protective armor, has a trail of pretty flowers Ranboo: can teleport, has further reach, is literally an enderman Phil: can fly and land wherever and whenever he wants, can travel very long distances Niki: can breathe underwater Wilbur: has x-ray vision, can go through solid structures and become invisible Jack: blaze powers Slimecicle: doesn´t get fall damage, bounces Tommy: *s p e e d b i t c h* vEgAn Schlatt: *f r e g r e n c e*

[@Its_Asteria]

Jack is a Blaze

[@thedyingmeme6]

Slime: _my brand_

[@MikeLVJY]

@@thedyingmeme6 yes his brand

[@nocturnalworker3992]

I think you misunderstood when they said Nikki is 'like she's in creative mode in water.' She can't drown, and she doesn't sink in water like others, so she's basically standing and floating when she's in water like you do when using flying in creative mode.

[@poporipopes4876]

Niki has so much more than breathing under water, she has creative underwater basically

[@X-SPONGED]

21:56 🎶Fragrance Man, Fragrance Man🎶 🎶Does whatever a Fragrance Can🎶 🎶Shoots a Web, then he snorts🎶 🎶Remembers scents just like that🎶 🎶Lookout, He is the Fragrance Man🎶

[@axaven]

What everyone saw: "Schlatt makes Minecraft 1000% funnier" What everyone from the first hour saw: "Fragrance man makes Minecraft 1000% funnier"

[@belltrix8806]

Yeah I saw fragrance man first

[@simeon1223]

Yes

[@JutoRotu]

I was wondering what happened to fragrance man

[@lovearrow57]

I kept the notification so I could watch it later and then it was recommended to me and I was so confused

[@callistostudios4886]

same

[@postoocod1339]

The terrible voice quality on schlatt’s voice makes this 200% funnier

[@powlman6841]

When you lv.999 in a game be like:

[@itzzFocalFlare]

Loud is funny

[@chris5185]

@@itzzFocalFlare Rule 11. Loud is sometimes funny.

[@ThisBoiDraws]

1200% funny

[@lorenzoquirante8685]

You're new to schlatt aren't youm

[@bloodraven9713]

Wilbur and fragrance man: (talking about what sand tastes like) Phil: **sweats in PTSD**

[@accuratejaney8140]

Niki was in the discord when they talked about Hot Pockets, yeah?

[@ikene1130]

@@accuratejaney8140 it was minx

[@accuratejaney8140]

@@ikene1130 Yeah of course, but wasn't Niki in there aswell?

[@disconsolate3235]

@@accuratejaney8140 she was

[@sainticidal]

@@ikene1130 it was minx & Niki

[@tommyvan5361]

20:40 For when this gets recommended to me again in a few months

[@_probably_archer_]

I like how whenever Schlatt mentions sand, we can see that Phil is quietly having PTSD flashbacks

[@hopeguhl8781]

yeah.... ... ... ... Ph1lzA is haunted by *FrAgReNcE mAn*

[@someth1ngstupid]

Yes, flashbacks to when wilbur wanted to consume the nethervoid preparation sand

[@PotterDGamer]

Him and Anakin both have ptsd from sand

[@randomrise1st72]

You say it like, Schlatt mentions it frequently???

[@WozzyWatkins]

Imagine if 1 day Tommyinnit, Schlatt and wilbur all like eating sand and they all say in synchronised 'THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE' and Phil becomes sand and they eat him

[@saturnoperative4484]

schlatt's incredible talent of just immediately derailing any sort of order into complete and total chaos just by existing is my favorite fucking thing

[@LunarFlame455]

He is a god at that

[@tster_time6803]

He should do that with a nation

[@CCoffnist]

Do you mean: _the entire fucking pogtopia arc_

[@VagueNaming]

@@tster_time6803 well, isn’t he American?

[@cherry_blossom5372]

@@tster_time6803 flashbacks to manburg

[@coollittlegremlin7243]

"I need a catchphrase... Smell ya later" *the adventure zone entered the chat* Shlatt is a fucking comedic genuis

[@SairinEarthsea]

It's the return of Gary oak.

[@charlottenicholas8083]

yess omg I’ve found an adventure zone fan in the Minecraft fandom

[@pratyupd7502]

@@SairinEarthsea ANOTHER FELLOW POKE FAN

[@uLa5er]

Schlatt not shlatt

[@abhirane5497]

@@SairinEarthsea eyyyyyy

[@HybridAngel]

Just “PHIIIIIIL! What’s a muggle!” KILLS me

[@vanshsharma7535]

Phil is like that one mature, wise, and experienced guy among some young children. Watching them do stupid things.

[@nyom6378]

And then joining them

[@bananasinfrench]

You say that like he wasn't the one polluting Nikki's pond with obsidian

[@hbing5653]

@@bananasinfrench we all have off days

[@tatotatoo5404]

@@hbing5653 *off minutes

[@kenziebalhatchet3918]

Ah yes the glass sniffer

[@Ellie-cy2pp]

I hopped onto the stream one day, only to hear- *"SMELL MY FUCKING GLASS"** *"SAY MY NAME"* - "f-fragrance man" Followed by a smelling noise. Needless to say, my day was made lol

[@sarcasticat6979]

I did not see the stream but holy shit I'm dying at this comment

[@aakuirm8629]

😂😂😂😂

[@WidyCreep]

As I read this commet I happened to be watching the exact part of the video, this is the best.

[@TheBerylfly]

Classic Jschlatt experience

[@isasiddiq1205]

Phil: can fly. Ranboo: can teleport. Tubbo: has op armor,. Niki: has god mod in water. Wilbur: can X-ray Tommy: "I can float!"

[@TheRealityWarper08]

Schlatt: S̸͎̤͇̒̇́̽̃́̂͗̉̂̔̔̓͐͆̽̍̉̈́̑͌͊̂̏̂͗̏͋͆̔͆̉͊͌̈́́̽͋̉̓͛̕̕̚͝͠͝͝m̷̨̢̧̡̧̡̨̨̨̘͈̫̲̣̟̞̺͙̦͉̥̘̗̱̟̳͖̗̣̘͎͚̳̤̟̘̩̹̯̗͚̣̳͚̭̮̙̭̊̈̄͐̏͛͑͐͛̾̂̽̎͜͠͠͠ė̶̡̢̢̧̧̛̩̙̣̙̱̯̥͇̻̗̥͕̖͖̲͍̭̻̭̖͉͙̗̬̩͙͍͉̳͉̤̱̗̟̝̰̟͍̬̺̙͍̙͈͍̫͔͖̙̩̭͕͛́̈̒̀̌͗̇̅̑͛͌͐͒̇͌̆̀͗̓̇̂̆̎̉͆̑̀̈́̆̈́̄͐͂͒͗̌͑͊̾̋̈̈́̉͂̏͗̔͆̑͜͠͝͠ļ̷̛̖̰̮̟̬̝̲̪̦̣̥̱͚͚͚̮̗̮̊̎̄͛̌͋͊̍̿͋̀̀̋́̽̓̂̎͛͐̉͒̎̀̾͛̇̅̏̅͌̀͊̇́͌͂͌͂̑̑͗̍̊͌̚̚͝͠͝͠ĺ̷̨̧̧̢̡̛̯̮̟͙͖̦̻̭̫̳͉̹̦̪̱͕̣̣̗̗͈̘̻͎̽̉̂̀̾͋̎́̔̇͊͗́͂́̉̀̿̊̈́̅̾̂̃̓̀̈̄̅͌̎͂́͛̀̃͌̄̐̍͆͋̚͘̚͘͝͠͠͝͝ͅş̵̡̥̻͎̘̟͎̜̞̻͓̝̝͔͙̙̮͇͖͚͙͑̈́̄͛̄͐͂̋̿̉͛͛͐̾͑̄̚͜͝͝͠ͅ ̶̢̢̧̨͍̲̫̙͚̜̪͙̝̼̗͚̬̘̣̟͕̗̤̘̰̰̪͇̘͚̜̤͖͕̔̋̊̄̅̾̐̒͌̂̋́̂̑̕͘͝ớ̵̥͚͙̦̬͈̫̩̰̮̰̈́̅̀̓̃̈́̑̓͗̈́͗̊̾͒̈́̿̆̋̆͊̿̾̇̉̚͝͝͠͠f̶̢̮͚͔̣͎͖͚̹̪̻̠̠̻͚́͊́̓̋͆̊̕͠͝ͅ ̷̧̡̛̗̮̥̻͚͍̙̮̗͕̪̍͑̏̆͗̒͂͛̃͑̓̿͆̈́̓́͊͑̃͋̒̂̐̇̾̊͐̂͐͗͑̽̔̔̈́̌͛̀̐̅͆͆̾͛̆͂̋̽́̓̐͆̂̐͘̕̚͘͠͠͝t̷̨̨̧̡̛̛̠̭̳̺̳̤͚͈̣̬̱̜̦͓͙̥̮̆̃̈́͂̎̎͊̐̓͂̔́̉̊̀͐̆̌͗͒̈̃̒͋̑̑̎̈́͑̒̇̄͐̃̂̄̾̈́̒̾̈́͐̑͛̂̔̓̌͋̐̉͊̿̈́̏̕͘͘͝͝ͅh̵̨̨̧̛͍̹̬͎͕̲̤̪̣̮̥͇̗̝͉̺̼͓͖͕͈̣̦͉̮̰̝͓̥͕̮̠̭̹̗̲̬͚͈̙̺̭͇̺̣͓͈̺̻̯̖̫͚̠͍̋̈́̈́̍̀̔̏̾͂̆̾́̈̓̿̾̑͋͂͆̽̉̽̓̌̐͑͒̑͋̅̔̅́͛̔̕͜͠͝͝é̶̛̻̪̺̃̈̌̔̆̏͒͌͂̂́̅͛͗̓̉̌̔̊͋͌͌̍̾̐̐͊̓̍͑̌̀͘͘͠͝͝ ̶̨̨̢̢̪̺̝̩̭̫͔̗̱͓̠̪̟̤̦̲̮̱̰̩̝̱͚̥͈̣͎̤͓̘̥͉̲̬̘̣͕͔̮̜̟̞̘̬̝͚̅͒̍͐̐̓́̃̃̒̃̅͋̂̀̄̈̿̎͑̀͑́͂̓̔̊̓͂̍̒̿̊͒͜͝͝͠͝ͅG̶̡̧̧̛̛̩̜͈͍̺̳̻̲̬̺̼̞͕͕̱̺̟̟̟͓̺̩͙̱̪̻͔̟͉̙̤̐̎̐̍̅̓̓̏̀͌͑̀̃̎͘͘ͅo̷̧̢̢̡̧̨͇̯̲̭̱̠̲̖̼̥̙̖̺̘͙̯̥͙͇̲͔̮̠̰͈̼̹̼̜̝̪̣̰̗͖̪͍̦̤̺͕̳̫̩̲̬̙̫͍̮̫̬̻̓̉̎̒̏̕͠ͅḋ̵̡̡̧̝͇͎̼̟̜͙͕̩͍̺̱̭̹̣͉̪̼̣̜̮̥͓̟̓͐̈́͊̌͊̃́̀̊̃͆͗͆̈͆̔̌̃̄̉̅̌̽̎̕̚͜ͅś̶̡̢̛̭̟͕̩̻̞͍̦̪̮̮̙̞͕̤̳̖̬̪̟̬̲̺̯̝̠͍̟͉̺̖̮̟̪̥͕̎̈́͒̿͐̇̓͘͜ͅ

[@fugo8281]

Wilbur can’t X-ray per say but he can see the cave system because everything is rly dark (I worked on the mod)

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Tommy’s fast

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

@@TheRealityWarper08 Who is Schlatt. That is the ability of Fragrance man why is this lowly mortal taking his ability?

[@sylaalidio9350]

Tommy: is a chicken

[@hayden4361]

Schlatt yelling "smell the sand"+Phils background music= the perfect moment

[@TimeBucks]

Fragrance man didn’t lose his powers.

[@peg7439]

can we get a tutorial for how to keep the origins smp going?

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

God dammit it’s timeBucks

[@conorsleftreality]

he got covid :(

[@mohammedmanaa7298]

I got 4th pog

[@mohammedmanaa7298]

Oh and I just looked at this channel and it sucks

[@namesaplenty0775]

jschlatt can either be the most terrifying being or lovable goofball and the switch between the two is amazing

[@FinnishCrystal]

Or father fragrance man

[@masteroogway1533]

If you are wondering why schlatt is terrifying he commuted multiple war crimes in 1999

[@namesaplenty0775]

@@masteroogway1533 I can see that

[@ericsthebruh7867]

Jschlatt putting in effort, buying a whole new Minecraft Account named: *_"FragranceMan."_*

[@jjraines-ownby3738]

Can he not just change his character's name?

[@GetLoYo]

he probably just changed his account name and then changed it back

[@ericsthebruh7867]

Well if you look on NameMC it shows he has multiple accounts including FragranceMan and _Jschlatt.

[@ericsthebruh7867]

@@jjraines-ownby3738 Someone could just steal the name instantly.

[@lillieedwards2305]

@@jjraines-ownby3738 you can only change your username every 3 months or so. i can’t remember the exact amount of time.

[@frederikwelker2933]

I love Phil and Schlatt’s interactions, it’s like having two uncles, one that’s a good influence and one that’s probably negative in the short-term

[@AspenBreeze]

“I’ve learned a new scent: sand” Philza: *war like flashbacks*

[@4kr4s1a]

Wilbur is sand jesus.

[@cloudy7263]

hehheheheh

[@royal3809]

@@unused4225 i can't even imagine how that would be physically possible

[@lorrelaaiii]

ptsd-

[@sinnohsinner0414]

I hate desert sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.

[@DragonaxFilms]

Schlatt managing to play off that whole bit completely straight without breaking character was amazing.

[@captaincrash9002]

He did actually, a couple times.

[@lepurpleboi3266]

That’s just the chaotic power of the Schlatt

[@funtendo95]

Phil :can fuckin fly Ranboo : Long ass Range and can teleport Wilbur: A ghost Tommy: I can Run ,,faster"

[@pixelxemper4007]

Slightly faster*

[@manetheren51627]

@@pixelxemper4007 a bit quicker**

[@Annette1278]

@@manetheren51627 a smidgen more swift***

[@Abendregen_]

Ay, dont forget fragrance man.

[@bonetodesfall]

He doesn't take fall damage.

[@Thelocalbookreader]

Philza: the pretty bird Tommy: the vegan Schlatt: *The diffuser*

[@sumi_luu]

WHO IS THIS BRITISH BLOND MAN USING FUNNIER IN HIS TITLE? TOMMY?????

[@ilexdiapason]

phils ginger

[@ChildOfBread]

@@ilexdiapason No he's not the light just makes it look like that. I was there for one of the streams where he discussed it. Not being rude just informing.

[@Ceciliaqq]

@@ChildOfBread bruh

[@notthatreal]

@@Ceciliaqq same

[@TheBrilliantBrick]

@@notthatreal true

[@potatoluna3389]

Phil: "We built a Grave for you!" Ranboo: "HOP IN!" I ALMOST FUCKING DIED FROM HOW HARD I LAUGHED PLEASE 😭😭

[@janicelee8778]

ranboo lol

[@bonezkill4947]

*digging your friend a grave **-unus annus-** begins playing*

[@hopeguhl4685]

@@bonezkill4947 no! Stop! The memories...

[@brotemca8020]

Same energy as 'Phil, you're gonna die of old age'

[@Jahammed]

no

[@alexmustdie3059]

"I've been reading literature. "What's your favorite book?" "Scratch and sniff boxes"

[@oliviakruppe-magnusson1551]

@@dont7142 alr

[@spacedude5208]

I like the ikea catalog

[@galkhvvgalaa2092]

Pp

[@nemadawkins]

Boxes uhuh

[@endie_spirit8625]

I like how ranboo just walked into his home and looked at phil like 'wtf are you doin here?'

[@mutedchroma]

Phil having ptsd of Wilbur spending 14 minutes talking about eating SAND

[@bobthejerry7971]

Wtf no replies? Well hello there.

[@mutedchroma]

@@bobthejerry7971 hello

[@gman1795]

Lol I remember that

[@noctuabird]

@@mutedchroma hallooo

[@mutedchroma]

@@noctuabird Hi!

[@aviara4035]

PHILZA NOW YOURE DOING THE FUNNY TITLES??? everyone, we’ve lost every sleepy boi to the funny titles, the only one we have left is techno.

[@dororo9731]

Edited

[@aviara4035]

DyMegalazardLanX thats true

[@Michal-by2nt]

@@aviara4035 that is true indeed

[@pixelaim17]

@@Michal-by2nt yep

[@s1yfox14]

He'll do it for the clout when he gets a whiff of this

[@Pyro201]

Fun fact: In real life, an Elytra is actually the outer wing found on beetles- this wing is hardened and used to protect the inner wings that actually do the flying, therefore if Minecraft was realistic the Elytra would basically just server as armour and not actually let you glide. Luckily it is not realistic because that would be boring.

[@arifhussain7489]

i could say thanks but did i ask but that was interesting never knew elytra was a literal thing

[@millennium7909]

The more you know~

[@quantumblur_3145]

Had me til the last sentence, beetle armor would be sick.

[@PiroTFC]

@@quantumblur_3145 well... time to kill the golem

[@asti5052]

Wait why the fuck does the golem drop beetle scales??? So random I love beetle themed things so whatever

[@freakmasterr_9000]

10:30 where schlatt finally comes in the vc

[@iceddjelly]

you can hear the pure terror in Phils voice when Schlatt forces him to say “FragranceMan” and sniff the glass

[@ApeX-pj4mq]

21:25

[@bloomsapphire6408]

@fishwing NO

[@sofiah.r5534]

@fishwing NO

[@enchantedcrime8993]

true

[@TwoLeftSh0es]

Fregrence mans catchphrase: "I'm about to knock some scents into you"

[@memeemeep5716]

BAHAHAHAHA WHYYYYYY

[@miisosoap1142]

LMAODJSBF

[@gb-wx3dv]

Underrated comment

[@neptune1564]

*w h e e z e*

[@carolineburns1602]

Omgggggg yasssssssss!

[@Miguel_anitez]

Ranboo be like: I fear no man, but that thing (rain), that thing scares me

[@bones7231]

also jack o lanterns

[@C_isfor]

@@bones7231 nah with pumpkin heads hes just like " i cannot see. i cannot see for i am blind. i pretend i do not see"

[@bones7231]

@@C_isfor truee

[@mushroom_booo]

My absolute favorite clip is 7:25 for the fact of just Wil and Phil the whole time Phil is gliding,

[@bobgamers1844]

When Tommy is literally a vegan chicken

[@lxua4253]

wait chickens arent vegan?

[@evakazoo]

Finally Vegan Teacher can leave him alone

[@phantomsushi2269]

As opposed to a carnivorous chicken

[@blossomcloud9678]

@@lxua4253 ye so he is a vegan chicken not a normal chicken

[@alauram.6416]

@@lxua4253 chickens eat meat. They eat bug, grubs, they scavenge animal corpse's, will grab minnows from streams, and more

[@ponapple]

Now we wait for techno to make a “RANBOO IS THE FUNNIEST MINECRAFT PLAYER EVER” video

[@katato]

isn’t that more of a tommyinnit vod or video title?

[@NeXbi]

Techno would just title it either ranboo. or enderman.

[@emmawoudul4917]

I am the funniest minecraft player ever [DREAM SMP]

[@rudrasingh6354]

@@katato Tubbo and Phil have started making thumbnails and titles like that now. Only Techno hasn't jumped on the Tommy get views quick scene

[@Sas-wh1vg]

"I made minecraft 100% funnier, of course"

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

When Wilbur and Schlatt were talking about sand, Phil's face really said "not this shit again..."

[@merrydale9933]

Bruh seriously though

[@Non-biThing]

Lol 😆

[@xx_techno_xx9941]

👍

[@kittyaya3425]

WILBUR STOP EATING SAND- Ph1lza

[@dwaekkisinsanity5233]

"I've seen-I've seen Blue Planet. Mama bird always dies." "I know, they do! And then David Attenborough is like _'the young must now fend for themselves.'"_ "Here comes mama bird you fuck. Whoo!" "Oh my god, it's the twist in the documentary and she's not really dead!"

[@blaisew.wright870]

Big guy, Jschlatt, and Fragrance Man. The holy trinity.

[@lunakawolfling5921]

Oh absolutely yes

[@passionrosesceo]

don't even get me started on ladder man

[@Tyranicalroomba]

Button boy

[@thomashoughton9]

Hes the only god I believe in 🙏

[@davidbakke9293]

3 persons, 1 god

[@akish302]

"Why is Ranboo staring at me?" He's an enderman. It's what they do.

[@butmermaids7443]

if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do.

[@_lucky-moon_2056]

@@butmermaids7443 I dOnT WAnT InSurEIncE

[@fluffmare6812]

Everyone: That's cannibalism tubbo ! Tubbo: I'm a psychopath

[@ourotaer]

Timestamp?

[@Myuxqv]

@@ourotaer 2:19

[@phiodite7850]

The thing I find funny is how Tommy’s ability is to be able to run slightly faster but Wilbur, Phil and Ranboo can all get to places faster than Tommy 😂

[@mathilde2650]

"here comes mama bird you fuck" 9:42 literally the best quote in this entire video

[@thatonegayperson2404]

WOOOOOOO

[@franciscojungklaus9673]

"smell my fucking glass"

[@thijnhogendoorn6598]

"Fragrance man never dies"

[@Mangle546]

😂

[@lt4875]

"OMG it's the twist in the documentary when she's not really dead"

[@StarKnight54]

-Schlatt- FragranceMan: Sand Wilbur: O_O Phil: -_-

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Boogie

[@memeemeep5716]

The entire chat: NOOO NOT AGAIN

[@magiizine]

S a n d

[@memeemeep5716]

@@magiizine Is amazing

[@MaxDesignPrro]

@@memeemeep5716 to eat

[@fioremio]

"Well I can run ever so slightly quicker!" *Proceeds to lose to almost everyone he races*

[@lennartstockl5826]

He has speed and he jumps with slowfall. Of course he can't outrun anyone.

[@charmainegillespie-west1281]

15:00 awwww niki laughing is so cute also yesssss FRAGRANCE MAN!

[@xx.nuggetxxwhitevan2020]

Wilbur:eats sand Schlatt:smells sand Skeppy:I WANT SANDDDDDDDDDDDDD Finally,I have them all

[@fennyfoxy3435]

Same

[@snipersk987]

OMFG XDDDD

[@TheHeadcase]

Anakin: I hate sand

[@ihateu3473]

Niki I live next to sand

[@slammbamm1977]

"Hey girl you like glass?" smoothest pick-up line ever

[@lucafontana957]

Ya like jazz?

[@hushtheseus]

*CrOnCh*

[@goldieflowrer]

"hey girl do you like glass? cause i'm gonna be *transparent* with you, you're cute :D"

[@aooga9995]

smooth as glass

[@_lucky-moon_2056]

Time stamp?

[@evanrobinson3369]

everyone: makes philza fanart them: actually making bleach fanart without knowing it

[@araccoonwithalaptop8637]

It’s all part of his master plan, to turn everyone into a weeb (I’m not a weeb I swear, but Bleach is a legit good anime)

[@astra_solara]

YES

[@albert1413]

@@araccoonwithalaptop8637 no

[@lolfunny9035]

I always thought Philzas character looked like Kisuke or whatever the blonde dude from Bleach was called.

[@moonwalker1155]

So its legit the bleach character nicee

[@Zo1981]

I love how the reason for picking elytrian is purely to fly

[@fishbowlliz]

Phil: We built a grave for you! Fragrance Man: Where? Phil: **takes him to the grave.** Right here! Ranboo: *Hop in :)*

[@theoneandonly-1331]

@fishwing furry...

[@theoneandonly-1331]

@fishwing Guys its fundy---

[@audreyli_creations]

@@theoneandonly-1331 uwu owo

[@audreyli_creations]

@@dont7142 this trend is annoying and dead so please stop

[@CantComprehendShadows]

@@audreyli_creations its either theyre bots, or children

[@brotemca8020]

Schlatt: Reminds me of home. Tommy: Smells like people smoking. ...are you okay tommy???

[@xjejzb]

@klan B tommy isnt from london 💀

[@xjejzb]

@Light Yagami u dont have to stalk him to know hes not from london lmfaaooo the accents are key

[@ja1295]

@@xjejzb sounds like a Midlands boy makes me wonder why people dont make the 6 finger jokes to him

[@imjusttired9524]

This is what my home smells like lol

[@iqcq2063]

@@xjejzb British is British to non British people

[@cheerio558]

Phil: can only wear light armor Also Phil: wears GOLD, an extremely heavy metal and probably the heaviest armor in the game

[@erictrinidad918]

@KaileeZhang I mean probably because your character can carry thousands of pounds of material

[@erictrinidad918]

@KaileeZhang and also most substances can have the ability to float

[@Ender_Nova]

Minecraft physics be like: alright so the more it protects you the heavier it is clearly 100% logic so don’t question us

[@buzzpeep8695]

Gold is over 2× heavier than Iron.

[@blake3182]

If you’ve ever held like a gold ring it’s actually a whole lot lighter than you’d think

[@Yak03sz]

12:19 The Great Wall of China probably smells like rice, this isn't a stereotype, it probably really does, because the Chinese people used a lot of rice as their mortar.

[@thatoneperson0808]

The minute i saw the word rice I was like oh for fuck sake then read the rest and just said I mean he's not wrong

[@lillieedwards2305]

someone in chat saying "this is lore" when philza gets traumatized by the sand

[@gemsineye]

Wait wait when in the video

[@lillieedwards2305]

@Rachel McDonough it’s from a previous stream where wilbur tormented phil by talking about eating sand for like an hour

[@lillieedwards2305]

@@gemsineye about 20:05

[@pouncelygrin6699]

yep, oh the torture he went through xD

[@riverthecat1423]

sand jesus

[@_sparkyisarat_3685]

I love how chat just immediately goes “HI DAD” “DAZAAAAAA” “HELLO DADZAA!!” like it’s beautiful

[@o.-.2277]

We all love our internet dad dadza :)

[@ashesx3]

We're a family :]

[@colourless2344]

I seen that as I was reading this xD

[@pyramidobama8014]

I mean I kinda grew up watching him like from 5 years ago when I was 12 or 13 and hes kinda like my dad LMAO

[@kikuchiLOV]

I call phil dad cause my dad is *dead*

[@amara9998]

Love how Jack is nowhere to be seen because he's just stuck in the nether

[@jogos4ever801]

No he already left

[@hopoffmydick9574]

Ok but like his power is so cool, I don't care what anyone says the blaze powers slap so hard

[@MikeLVJY]

You can see him in wilbur's pov

[@lean7955]

hey lol i was the 1000th like🥶🤡

[@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w]

Its like they literally forgot about him even when they were in the nether.

[@exi8464]

Weird how Jack only shows up when he gets the Return to Sender achievement, even when the rest of them get to the nether.

[@yacket]

Is this cannon? The only thing Crowfather fears is Father Fragrance??

[@nancyschumacher1577]

*Y E S*

[@blurryface43]

I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS

[@whatisthis7208]

Father Fragrance is the Joker of the OriginSMP

[@shlecko]

no it's trebuchet

[@melting_teas283]

P E R F E C T

[@molleerox]

Schlatt and Wilbur: *talk about sand* Phil having flashbacks: •_•

[@katsu7093]

Sorry I am new around here, flashbacks to what?

[@molleerox]

@@katsu7093 about a year ago, phil and wilbur were in a call and wilbur ended up talking about sand for a long time.

[@chonab420]

@@molleerox Wilbur said he ate sand-

[@sarabob8552]

@@chonab420 lmao that crunch pulls Avery thing together, he should do asmr

[@firebolt1104]

@@katsu7093 just look it up he even made a vid about it and it was hilarious

[@risxra]

“Phil, there’s a man at the door” made me absolutely collapse when I first watched it

[@catebugg5737]

whats the time stamp??

[@risxra]

26:19!

[@dmc4965]

Phil’s reaction to “there’s a man at the door” is like my reaction to my brother XD

[@akish302]

I’m seeing a patterns with these titles.

[@SL-0TH]

Tommyinnit title's

[@themonocleguy371]

lol I have been saying that in the past videos

[@itzranini6267]

It’s the kind of video with the most views

[@azexif3218]

Wilbur Tommy and now phil all same

[@PS-vr1uv]

Its just for the algorithm

[@larrydangle]

POV: you refuse to smell fragrancemans sand.. everyone disappears FragranceMan turns his head towards you.. You fall into the abyss, never to be seen again.

[@cringeperson6333]

Lord popo would like to have a word with you

[@Saayyem]

I fall into myself....?

[@xandilo_bones4800]

@@Saayyem that sounds rough

[@Saayyem]

@@xandilo_bones4800 It probably would be yeah

[@WilliamRBl00m]

fragrance man

[@chickenbiscuits5983]

Tommy: “you wanna see some real speed bitch” Ranboo: *teleports*

[@ItzCeryzVA]

14:34 phil being a disappointed father:

[@firstkeepitreel]

I just realised that fragrance man would be more op than people think if he existed in real life. He could literally scare people out of an entire area by summoning the scent of smoke or some dangerous gas, or if he just wants to be a mild inconvenience just make the place reek of rotten eggs or something

[@alannadena]

The only people immune to this power would be those who either were born without the sense of smell or those who lost their sense of smell

[@Chalk....]

@@alannadena COVID

[@Wildfire201X_LIVE]

I wonder if emitting the smell of chlorine gas would kill people :|

[@epicguy228]

@@Wildfire201X_LIVE "This smell like chloroform to you?"

[@Wildfire201X_LIVE]

@@epicguy228 “not sure let me che-“ **passes out**

[@stem1025]

MUMZA DID SO GOOD WITH THE EDITING!!!! LOVE YOU MUM THANKS FOR PROTECTING CHAT FROM DADZA WHEN HE WONT GIVE US SNOOP

[@millyhearts]

Haha imagine having a random man from Newcastle who plays Minecraft and his wife as your father and mother figures... imagine that... haha....

[@maddenfleming8840]

I love how the entire time Phil and Ranboo are actually trying to progress and then everyone else is just in awe with fragrance man aka the undercover spider

[@cookiecrumbs9515]

Fragrance man yelling at Phil to smell his glass is gold 😭

[@47_water_bottles]

"ＳＭＥＬＬ．" "ＭＹ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ．" "Ｇ Ｌ Ａ Ｓ Ｓ．" -late Fragrance man

[@cuprianlycoris]

Jschlatt's real-life superpower is having the ability to be the funniest person in the room

[@chineseobama6043]

Damn right

[@aceyy_669]

Mhm

[@mickedits7]

20:35 jschlatt: "Phil, come with me." Also jschlatt: *"SMELL, MY FUCKING, GLASS... THAT IS AN ORDER, FROM THE DEACON, AKA THE FATHER FRAGANCE... GET BACK INSIDE, AND SMELL MY FUCKING GLASS."*

[@qqruzkin609]

Yeah we all saw the video.

[@mickedits7]

yeah nobody asked

[@itsstillhono9288]

Wilbur: "Fundy's mother is a fish and im the father" .......

[@rossy9816]

NAH YOU JUST UNCOVERED THEM

[@flonbowe151]

His mom is a fish and is dad is a ghost

[@itsstillhono9288]

@@flonbowe151 yeah and Niki here is a fish. sooo......

[@flonbowe151]

@@itsstillhono9288 ...... Why do I hear boat noises? OH GOD THE SHIPPERS AND THEIR ART HAVE ARRIVED

[@neptune1564]

His dad is a ghost cause he got lost in an ikea looking for milk.

[@kay_1355]

Will:begins to crunch sand Phil: tramatic flashbacks

[@bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857]

Fragrance man has multiple scents He’s chose the spider class Spider-Man has spider senses Conclusion: Fragrance man is spiderman

[@AandJ9]

Holy-

[@AandJ9]

His Uncle died then.

[@leopizzza2956]

*spider scent*

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

Illuminati confirmed

[@evanweaver1060]

Wilbur: “i quite like the smell of sand. It’s very similar to the taste.” Phil: *flashbacks*

[@im_just_a_girllllll]

Honey, schlatt is giving the kids drugs again

[@theradial5187]

yeS

[@Ghostii_]

I swear I read this as "Honey, schlatt is giving kids to the drugs again" and damn that was funny

[@naydntdrenchh]

@@Ghostii_ LMAOOO

[@trashcat3305]

@@Ghostii_ are you on the sand to? Lol

[@justadumbkid8116]

@@Ghostii_ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jester_pierce]

I love jschlatt is being a cracked and funny uncle in the sbi family