The Courier's Plan

[@NEEDbacon]

Arcade: "You're an idiot" Courier: "You literally joined my party taking pity on how stupid I was, you got nobody to blame but yourself here"

[@skell6134]

Bruh, why INT 1 Recruiting T -T

[@dstooter4348]

me after my build with 1 INT manages to make vegas great again

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

I just take confirmed bachelor to recurit arcade, i like to go with high int for medicine and xp.

[@tron-do7ii]

but i'm your idiot. *foreverrrrr*

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

@@tron-do7ii *takes intense training perk*

[@GruntGamerProductions]

To be fair, that's basically every player's plan in FNV when they go into combat. Go in, shoot/melee everything that moves, and hope your companions don't fall over dead while you're fighting.

[@redrasegarden]

Doses this apply to the other games?

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

@@redrasegarden*every game*

[@redrasegarden]

@@ihavenoclevername8300 thought so

[@Paxamerican8470]

​@@redrasegardenyou will miss their added firepower

[@redrasegarden]

@@Paxamerican8470 enemy firepower or getting firepower for your companions?

[@VimyGlide]

INT 1 courier: don't die lol INT 5 courier: ok, so we're gonna set up here, here, and here. i'm gonna OD on all my drugs and then charge this guy, and then-- INT 10 courier: don't die lol

[@littlevirus3562]

I personally think int 10 courier would be: don't fucking die

[@eliassaari2454]

Thou shan't perish

[@shroomer3867]

Nah, 10 Int courrier would be: "don't get shot, lmao"

[@Lorgar64]

Int 10: Guys, it's ok. I downloaded the artillery mod.

[@VimyGlide]

@@Lorgar64 nah that's wild wasteland

[@overlordmaddness4781]

Lilly: Perfect plan sweet, leo agrees Raul: Bet Rex: bark

[@FunkBastid]

Vaquero Raul: Whatever you say, boss. Mechanic Raul: Great plan, boss. I'll be right behind you.

[@yazidefirenze]

@@FunkBastid "Sure boss, I'll be sure to follow your meticulously made plan to the finest details."

[@potatotree5421]

The random NCR tooper: Trooper at the ready

[@macshaffner6273]

raul is top tier

[@Mwraf]

Random Ranger: Ranger at the ready

[@bruvaguren494]

Raul isnt there because he's single handedly clearing the cazador nest

[@Aerowarrier]

Lilly followed him cuz she thinks he’s too thin and needs a snack, and Rex followed her cuz he wanted the snack. The nest didn’t last long

[@juleswoodbury58]

Raul is Texas Red AND the Ranger.

[@GRIMHOOD99]

Raul isn't here because he predicted the plan and already survived.

[@ethanwilde4716]

Veronica: As long as i get to punch things. Arcade: YOUR WEARING RAGS!

[@koboldcatgirl]

😡 "well I _would_ be wearing a dress if"

[@ethanwilde4716]

@@koboldcatgirl courier: Look we'll go find your dress if you survive

[@tytanium654]

And a pneumatic gauntlet.

[@Mr.Nin10do.]

I want a show where the courier and friends wander the mojave and cause shenanigans

[@thegamingleopard4592]

Yes

[@K9TheFirst1]

Absolutely. I always roleplayed my Courier as an absolutely insane gremlin. Shenanigans forever.

[@EvilOverlord1662]

Go watch Mikeburnfire's Fallout multiplayer series

[@kooolainebulger8117]

my courier is a well meaning alcoholic

[@elroma7712]

There's a huuugeee ass fan fiction called Sheason's Story it's the whole new Vegas game

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

five bucks says arcade dies first

[@zekramnordran9526]

its usually ED-E in my experience, I dont recall Arcade dying in any of my playthrus

[@curvingfyre6810]

Not likely, he's got enclave tesla power armor

[@Malicious_Jack]

​@@curvingfyre6810 You mean my enclave tesla armor?

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

@@Malicious_Jack shared tesla armor😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@doodlenoodle4332]

@@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659 That sounds a lot like communist propaganda have you perhaps succumbed to the red menace

[@starshinehero]

To be fair, that's a really good plan.

[@Lich_King_123]

Courier 6: Thank you

[@FloofMother]

Arcade acting as if he hasn’t watched the courier push a baby carriage full of landmines down at an unsuspecting legion patrol, kill a Cazador with a varmint rifle by crouching on a slightly elevated rock, and have sex with every person in the greater Vegas area, plus a robot, a deathclaw, and the queen of a race of sewer lizards, all in the same day.

[@GodsPoisonSamael]

For Arcade it was the most horrifying day in his life thus far, for the Courier it was.... Tuesday I think I dunno chems man!

[@daltongarrett3393]

Wasn’t that landmine baby carriage a fan comic?

[@FloofMother]

@@daltongarrett3393 no, it’s a clip of something someone actually did in game

[@UNIONUSA]

When you mentioned a Deathclaw, I'm only reminded of that Mod "Fallout: the Frontier" and that *one part* ... (you know what I mean)

[@FloofMother]

@@UNIONUSA that was what I was referring to. It’s also why I mentioned fisto since it’s the exact same thing. Idk why people made a big deal about the frontier doing it too

[@xandan1668]

Grandma Lily: such a smart boy, Grandma is so proud of her little pumpkin.

[@jkbscopes1233]

rex: "bark" arcade: "you shut up you have done nothing but growl at Boone and his beret since you joined the team"

[@SenorBear]

Raul: "Another stroke of tactical genius boss."

[@JorD11121]

I read that in his voice. I've played too much fnv.

[@rokkfel4999]

Raul just in the in the background already killing whatever we were gonna fights…..man is no joke with a revolver

[@austrianemperor6727]

At least boon has the decency to hear the courier out Raul's just "Ok boss" smoking a cigarette one second. Then you turn around and he massacred the entire Mojave casador population, a legion encampment, quarry junction, and the entire state of Utah

[@rokkfel4999]

@@austrianemperor6727 Raul is the find out when everyone else fucks around

[@johntorreto4485]

To be fair, most plans go to shit once they are put to the test. Keeping it simple means the less to fuck up and more flexibility

[@Syndicate-km2tt]

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything - Dwight Eisenhower

[@coolnamebro7363]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." -Courier Six.

[@destrorso2505]

Blend of psychoactive substances rather than psychology

[@austinbutcher8106]

*pulls out nuka cola quantum quarts and victory and 5 packs of mentats * I learned this 1 from Dr mob...ahem. DOCTOR MOOOBBIIUUUSSS (I left my brain at the thinkthank and pooped mobiuses brain in my head )

[@ceiling-chan5680]

Im with Boone 😢 such inspiration

[@Ninjasfollowingme]

It honestly makes sense that Boone would find that inspiring after his quest, since before then he'd been planning to die fighting and since resolved to keep living.

[@ceiling-chan5680]

@@Ninjasfollowingme indeed 😃

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

For some reason I can imagine a series of skits where one of the running gags is Boone acting like the dogs in Up whenever an enemy is even slightly visible (“squirrel!”).

[@bloominninja]

Boone: It's a good plan but I... *LEGION* ... I think that we should-

[@hambor12]

During a tense conversation, there’s just an abrupt cut to a random coyote or gecko getting sniped Boone: “got it”

[@wesleyneumann8640]

I love Cass' drunk attitude that shines through

[@Bartekpvz]

Courier: dont die Veronica:*running towards enemy to beat them with "bare" fists*

[@ModTheBot]

Arcade: You’re an idiot. The Courier: You joined me because I flirted with you.

[@CCLOSPINA]

Cass: I joined because you were planning to turn me over to the Vangraffs. Courier: I didn't know they were planning to kill you. Cass: It was obvious from the context, if you hadn't put that Combat Armor on me, I would have been history.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

@@CCLOSPINA " I thought you joined me because you liked my drinking problem... " " ...no? " " That... hurts. :( "

[@amog8202]

even funnier, this is an INT 10 courier that just doesnt give a shit

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

He gives many shits. He just gives them exclusively in annoying people for shits, and giggles. Two very rare resources in the Mojave.

[@spooksmcgee8790]

Raul: "Okay boss, but just so you know, I will be using you as a human shield. Its not personal or anything." Lily: "LEO THINKS THATS A GREAT IDEA PUMPKIN. GRANDMA JUST HOPES YOU STAY SAFE." Rex: bork

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Veronica: “I’ll see if I can punch in the groin area. Extra damage that way.”

[@Aerowarrier]

Then Veronica just pats Arcade on the back “It’s okay, as stupid as he is, he does actually know what he’s doing. It’s quite vexing at times. Now let’s go punch some shit!”

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" it's ok. He's really good at being shot at, and *really* bad at being shot. "

[@alanabyss9246]

Lilly : It’s a wonderful plan pumpkin. Leo thinks it is too

[@captainhuntank7963]

Arcade: remind me why i decided to stick with you Courier: you heard how i survived all the strangest stuff ive been through and at this point you questioned how i survived this long, you followed me simply due to morbid curiosity, and sucks to be you, cause your in this for the long haul

[@Proto1Dude]

I don't have a plan, but you know what I do got? Spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle!

[@hollowroxas4742]

As I go riding merrily along!

[@fridgefreezer9529]

Courier, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SINGING!

[@spectralassassin6030]

I thought this was gonna be the "This calls for a very special blend of phycology and extreme violence." meme.

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" - That one meme

[@caninelupus8369]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" is what you're lookin' for.

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

@@caninelupus8369 thanks man

[@Cruddyhorse]

This makes me wish companions could have interactions with each other, even small ones when trading them out for each other like in 4.

[@TheArklyte]

Never let NPCs guess if you have 10 or 1 in intelligence.

[@tadeuszekpl]

"Im surounded by idiots" he says while hearing a power fist behind him

[@thelivingglitch1371]

I’d pay to watch a New Vegas anime.

[@Waffles-Mcnachos]

Courier: "Remember Arcade, Dying is gay..." Arcade: "...um..." Courier: "Oh right I forgot!"

[@stm7810]

Courier is a bisexual trans woman for most of the player base, and would call dying some bullshit fascists do.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" Uh, Dying is... *snaps fingers * Bad. " "... " " Don't die. "

[@afro_souledits2382]

If only we could have a full companion team like the avengers in certain missions it be so wholesome

[@TheSourKnight]

ED-E was saying that Ganon should use the one of 15 sets of power armor the Courier found and find cover to hide behind.

[@blockofland-qo2oj]

and maybe go get a vertibird and get orian

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

In the time they discussed this plan, Veronica has already closed the distance and is rapidly making the plan unnecessary.

[@onion7067]

well excuse me. lvl 1 intelligence is how i be in this desert CONCODERING I HAD A BULLET IN THE BRAIN

[@ThePawsketeer]

This is video game logic no matter what fps/combat game you play

[@sicor94]

Now thats a true leader right there, and the hero of the Mojave too! The mailman is very wise.

[@Redem10]

"I'm surrounded by the idots"....Arcade....you were part of the enclave

[@austinbutcher8106]

Arcade, exactly, it was just as bad

[@authorbat5562]

TheBastardBrothers New Vegas flashbacks incoming

[@dagon3572]

Did he delete those videos I can’t find them anywhere

[@authorbat5562]

@@dagon3572 Did they?! Damn

[@liubei3058]

His little chuckle is amazing.

[@Enclave_Communications]

“I’m surrounded by idiots” Yes I know damn well that I’m running a 1 int build Gannon, why do you think I have the confirmed bachelors perk to get you?

[@mpg272727]

If Arcade thinks that plan is dumb just wait until the Courier activates Archimedes..

[@Justachannel-u9w]

I love the idea of Arcade being the only Rational thinking person there while the rest just have fun doing dumb shit as the Coruier figures out the plan as it goes

[@stm7810]

This man wears a lab coat into battle, wields a ripper and joined your party after you offered gay sex. Lili is the closest to sane and she's a schizophrenic plural system with dementia.

[@TrickyTalon23]

I understand that Raul isn’t in the video because he 100% would’ve agreed with Arcade that this “plan” isn’t helpful. But Veronica, Lily, and Rex would’ve definitely been onboard lol

[@DSFARGEG00]

Meanwhile, Raul knows better than to be present for this one.

[@xitrum1902]

"Just don't get shot guys. Easy peasy lemon squeasy👍!"

[@FlaschenJoe11]

hearing that from the guy that got shot in the head...not that reassuring XD

[@icetide9411]

And if you die, the game plan becomes "Im going to nuke the big one, then dont die lol"

[@MegaChibirobo]

Courier: Okay, here's the plan. You all attack from the front, and while you're being slaughtered, I'll swoop in. Taking him by surprise and securing the kill! Ready? Break!

[@hollowroxas4742]

Essentially, you guys do all the work but I sneak in a headshot to get all the exp. For myself. Sound good with everyone?

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

@@hollowroxas4742 Yep.

[@ragewireloki6213]

Dbza reference. Nice.

[@JustCallMeElGamer]

To be fair, everything I meet in las vegas forgets step one

[@MothMan-jl3qh]

Season 2 of Fallout should just heavily mention escapades involving Courier and Co. majorly impacting the whole wasteland. We never see them, just the effects they have as the characters inadvertently follow in their wake.

[@halothere6995]

Hey leave EDE alone 0:11

[@julieradcliffe9486]

MY BOI! Like, ED-E's a hero, a national treasure!

[@halothere6995]

@@julieradcliffe9486 EDE is the greatest treasure to this world

[@julieradcliffe9486]

@@halothere6995 HE STOPPED A NUCLEAR LAUNCH!

[@Epsilvonic]

Anyone whose used that I Could Make You Care glitch to get more companions with you knows Courier is talking to Veronica here. The firing line of Boone’s sniper, Cass’ Cowboy Repeater, Arcade’s Plasma, and ED-E’s Lasers with Lily and Veronica in melee is strong enough to take on that pack of Deathclaws by the river without anyone going down… aside for Veronica

[@corbynwilding3205]

Well realistically it's the best plan

[@wolfspider2034]

I like that in new vegas it would make the most sense for all the companions to be a group, unless you pick legion

[@АлмазАлмазович-р2ч]

Raul: Yes boss you always right, your strategic thinking everetime impresses me.

[@zekramnordran9526]

ngl, if you could have that many companions, you could solve a lotta quests easy

[@vamperjr1376]

mods

[@XJXyoutube]

Raul: You got it boss! That's why you're the boss! *[stands behind a rock 30ft away]*

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" Boss, you killed a child... *GREAT WORK! IMAZING! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST, BOSS! THEY'RE GOING TO BE TELLING STORIES ABOUT THIS ONE!* "

[@Smokey-Haze]

Raúl: good thinking jefe

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

I like how, ironically, the gay man is the straight man of the group.

[@achillelevivier1680]

What ?

[@thegoldenorder4409]

the fact that this can be both a INT 1 courier and a INT 10 courier is hilarious.

[@Muzzle1300]

Raul: Man, that’s been my plan! You’re gonna make it far boss.

[@duketired]

i love how boon has a fuckin mime ass beret

[@user_of_smth]

Damn, same thing. Trevel with Veronica and E-DE and Almost always they dying. For example go and punch death claw...so yeah, best plan ever. Only Rex can handle with it plan

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" The plan is simple: Don't die. " " Thats a goal... " " And it's a damn simple one. Any questions on the plan? "

[@c.m.cameraman7918]

Arcade: I'm surrounded by idiots... 😰 Yeah welcome to the Wasteland dude. 😏

[@kekero540]

[Arcade Gannon has been knocked unconscious]

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

Remember that Arcade's dialogue Intelligence 8 check is basically Courier asking him to feel sorry about Caesar's upbringing

[@sergantanthony216]

Only a genius could come up with that plan

[@HypaTaiga]

Mine is "if anything happens to you i got your back" ^^b

[@richardmarois4203]

I am disappointed that there isn't a snide remark from Abuelo Raul, or compliments from Grandma Lily.

[@kostya.denisov.]

Plan is very good

[@happy_ker2501]

"Im surrounded by idiots" normal day at my school be like

[@romanreyes1968]

“Sure thing boss”

[@lolgetn00bed]

Arcade the type of guy to be a redditor and pronounce it reddituer

[@ironstranger314]

I imagine there heading to quarry junction to pick up some death claw eggs because the courier "really" needs those eggs.

[@alexandermccabe556]

my luck and charisma are super high so they will be fine

[@aljoshilagan3204]

longer version of the plan: -take lots of drugs -don't die.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

Longest version of the plan: -stand behind a big rock -take one of everything in the AID menu Result: Don't die.

[@son_of_the_heavymetal1142]

You don't need a plan when Lord Death is at your side

[@cecilsmith2061]

Veronica doesn't even say a word, lol.

[@heavy-dubs3534]

she knows it will work

[@und3dspider216]

I absolutely love the lil giggle you made Courier 6 do instead of just saying "lol"

[@Californian-Gamer]

Poor Gannon, bro has a boss whose only Strat is to not get shot

[@nameless5512]

Even when I tell my horde to not attack until I do, Lily & Veronica charge in, and the rest open fire. Raul friggin chews through 5mm like gum since I gave him the CZ57 Avenger, Cass knocks Lily and Veronica out with Mercy, Boone picks everyone who gets too close off with Paciencia or that Anti-Material Rifle(GRA)+, and Rex is nowhere to be found. Edit: what happened to Arcade? Oh, killed him when I didn’t get the Family Power Armor. Which reminds me, the rest of the remnants are dead too.

[@scormern]

I wanted to hear what Veronica had to say

[@princesolareclipse8426]

Ede get all the say because he been the team longest

[@MrHeathcliff5]

I love to think Arcade is like the Shinpachi of the Fallout series

[@IAintnoMarine]

Why does Boone's hat look like it was straight out of france?

[@A.FA2]

It’s a beret

[@jromero9795]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." Mail Man 6, probably

[@lucaswallace7476]

Me and the boys assaulting the fortification hill

[@renegade7548]

Courier: Ok shades, muerto, Gamer and Ed-E provide range. Then Grimace, V, redhead and rex get close, great? Arcade: did you forget our names again? Courier: Want me to change yours to R.I.P? Arcade: Comment withdrawed

[@Tortillasoup-se7sh]

Looks like arcade gonna have to dig up his dads power armor for this one

[@vacuumlotl1807]

Love this.

[@solovevkiril]

Raul: no tengo preguntas, boss.

[@twcba8547]

That guy probaly have 10 on endorunce

[@Scurvy_BT]

Courier’s game plan for everything: “fuck it we ball”

[@TheRealKazberry]

INT1 Courier: don't die lol INT10 Courier: I doth declare... none shall perish this day... lol

[@francisriley4601]

I like how arcade understands EdEd considering their both enclave remnants so they probably understand each other more than the others do

[@marioxster]

All companions are inmortal in New Vegas, so, it's an unfailable plan