ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME

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Dungeon Soup

Ай бұрын

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You must be this pure to ride the Pegasus ☝️
This is an animated D&D/Fantasy parody!
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Sound Design/Mixer: audiomancy
Music Credits:
"Arcadia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Supernatural" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"8bit Dungeon Boss" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@failydreamer2086
@failydreamer2086 Ай бұрын
I like thinking that barbarian witnessed the whole scene but chose not to interrupt
@YOUFREAKINNERD
@YOUFREAKINNERD Ай бұрын
No thats absolutely canon. He would.
@flamespear86
@flamespear86 Ай бұрын
He's no longer chaotic good 😂
@YOUFREAKINNERD
@YOUFREAKINNERD Ай бұрын
@@flamespear86 when was he EVER chaotic good?
@jw6337
@jw6337 Ай бұрын
He had to wait for their guard to be down
@yasinyetkin
@yasinyetkin Ай бұрын
I'm almost sure he was just vibing to heavy metal in the background waiting for a moment. moved when pegasus down
@exterminatusbutton8723
@exterminatusbutton8723 Ай бұрын
For those wondering why the barbarian was able to ride the Pegasus is because his heart is filled with pure rage
@claytonpellow4767
@claytonpellow4767 Ай бұрын
vegeta
@iforgotmyname1669
@iforgotmyname1669 Ай бұрын
@@claytonpellow4767 I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE
@trentsims
@trentsims Ай бұрын
Kind of like Harm, a minor DC villain who got ahold of a magical sword only the pure of heart could wield, but realized he could never be pure good. So he decided to murder his own little sister who he looked after in order for the sword to recognize him as pure evil.
@OryXity
@OryXity Ай бұрын
Seems like an allegory for how incels are created Doesnt matter how many things she asks you to do for her or change about yourself, she's gonna end up with someone hotter and more powerful because thats the way things are Then you're left a broken visage of your former self having given everything up for her, which she then left with... Moral of the story is you SHOULDNT change yourself for others, all that does is allow others to use you But also be wary of gold digging scum that wants you to 'improve' so they can continue to be dogshit human beings
@leandrusi4533
@leandrusi4533 Ай бұрын
Nah, its because hes a chad. Rules are for good guys, Chads follow their own rules only.
@pricetopay5152
@pricetopay5152 Ай бұрын
This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him
@terrenceduarte5348
@terrenceduarte5348 Ай бұрын
And psychology: The more you say yes, the more you're willing to say yes 😂
@kilorat
@kilorat Ай бұрын
@@terrenceduarte5348 it is quite educational!
@eiyukabe
@eiyukabe Ай бұрын
I like that there is a legitimate important lesson in this 3 minute youtube cartoon.
@Coldbird1337
@Coldbird1337 Ай бұрын
@@eiyukabe yeah, always ask what the price is before agreeing to anything.
@wildfire9280
@wildfire9280 Ай бұрын
@@Coldbird1337 the price, the whole price, and nothing but the price
@scottkenyon3194
@scottkenyon3194 Ай бұрын
The "PUUUURE" had Meatcanyon vibes all over it.
@hazelolive7895
@hazelolive7895 Ай бұрын
I literally checked the video to see if it was meat canyon at that point lol
@lordearthblood
@lordearthblood Ай бұрын
@@hazelolive7895 "It's a pious duty to bring love to the unloved...."
@kilcitykitty
@kilcitykitty Ай бұрын
right? I was thinking that same thing
@shysensuon
@shysensuon Ай бұрын
if its not meatcanyon sure ist a perfect imitation
@kilcitykitty
@kilcitykitty Ай бұрын
@@shysensuon maybe its one of those situation aliases like what stephen king did just to see if fans loved his art or just the fact he was stephen king
@plank2490
@plank2490 Ай бұрын
THE VEINS ON THE HORN I CAN'T-
@galiciaart
@galiciaart Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahhaa true
@frtard
@frtard Ай бұрын
hey don't kink shame the noble steed
@Xeider
@Xeider Ай бұрын
Citing another unicorn: "A unicorn is just a horse that is a little more horny than usual"
@cameronpearce5943
@cameronpearce5943 Ай бұрын
Like a mars bar
@levisanchez7143
@levisanchez7143 Ай бұрын
Jealous?
@Turb0y
@Turb0y Ай бұрын
Deeply concerned that the unicorn insisted on saying "mount"
@xionsreverie1577
@xionsreverie1577 Ай бұрын
Was "ride" any better
@cupiidtears
@cupiidtears Ай бұрын
That's an alicorn, not a unicorn.
@highfae
@highfae Ай бұрын
Is that a purely sexual word to you? Evolve.
@secretninja247
@secretninja247 Ай бұрын
And the pulsating human skin colour horn 😂
@joeymagdelone3705
@joeymagdelone3705 Ай бұрын
Was waiting the entire time for things to get sexual…
@Hokunin
@Hokunin Ай бұрын
that creepy pegasus enjoyed it way too much for my comfort.
@cD_Ai4
@cD_Ai4 Ай бұрын
Can agree
@citizen_grub4171
@citizen_grub4171 Ай бұрын
Safe to say the pegasus was planning a different kind of mounting.
@emondre6
@emondre6 26 күн бұрын
Super creepy Pegasus and a tortue hobo barbarian, a match made in heaven
@michalpiskorski9731
@michalpiskorski9731 24 күн бұрын
yes.
@meowkittymeow69
@meowkittymeow69 Ай бұрын
The barbarian saved this poor knight from becoming that pegasus's personal fleshlight
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 26 күн бұрын
Pretty sure it was the other way around as many times as the Pegasus talked about being mounted.
@emailiusefordiscord9509
@emailiusefordiscord9509 8 күн бұрын
💀
@Yipper64
@Yipper64 Күн бұрын
"I said you couldnt bed maidens, I said nothing of pegasis YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW KNIGHT"
@JcBravo8
@JcBravo8 Ай бұрын
The Pegasus was engaging in foreplay with the knight. The barbarian did not.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
@@blenderbanana haha 😆
@lighthawkgames5805
@lighthawkgames5805 Ай бұрын
Her and the badboy went for a wild ride while the goodguy jumping through hoops to pass her tests found himself alone again.
@fungustheclown666
@fungustheclown666 Ай бұрын
​@@lighthawkgames5805 At least he's not an incel anymore. He's a volcel. That's a good enough outcome
@Khono
@Khono Ай бұрын
When you know how to use your hands, sometimes foreplay is very quick indeed. Especially when employing a fluffer for pre-play.
@under-a-rock5444
@under-a-rock5444 Ай бұрын
@@fungustheclown666 Spoken like a true Caped Crusader.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Ай бұрын
I like how we all know, deep down inside, they showed that one shot of the pegasus holding up a finger instead of a hoof, just to mess with us.
@Owlmeatsandbeaks
@Owlmeatsandbeaks Ай бұрын
*ONE* ☝️🐴
@Rurush7
@Rurush7 Ай бұрын
lol I did hold a finger the same when when I saw it
@LogiBearStudios
@LogiBearStudios Ай бұрын
"Haha, one!!" - Sonic the Hedgehog
@Shawnmiller1903
@Shawnmiller1903 Ай бұрын
@@LogiBearStudios "Haha, reference"
@RedPandaTables
@RedPandaTables Ай бұрын
Did you miss the veins on the horn soon afterwards?
@Jacknife17shadows
@Jacknife17shadows 26 күн бұрын
Judging by the veins on that horn my boy was going for a different kind of mounting. This Pegasus is looking rather pega-SUS.
@ahartakpower
@ahartakpower 20 күн бұрын
Get out of here man 😂😂😂
@Biltzeebub
@Biltzeebub 12 күн бұрын
*PEG-ASS-SUS!
@AllHandlesTaken91
@AllHandlesTaken91 6 күн бұрын
Underrated comment
@simonsoupshark8009
@simonsoupshark8009 4 күн бұрын
he did only specify no maidens
@shreyashreebose5202
@shreyashreebose5202 2 күн бұрын
Peg-a-sus iykyk
@shawnkhalifa8080
@shawnkhalifa8080 Ай бұрын
The Pegasus’ facial expressions, the VOICE, the stomp, “mount”, the shame, the knight’s sniffling, everything perfect just perfect
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 15 сағат бұрын
144p 👍.
@seantodd8875
@seantodd8875 Ай бұрын
I wasn't ready for the pulsating horn
@troquisvit3844
@troquisvit3844 Ай бұрын
It's HORNy
@killaonmoco
@killaonmoco Ай бұрын
The horn is ready for you though 😊
@easyboy2405
@easyboy2405 Ай бұрын
There wasn't anyone who was.
@mikagami69
@mikagami69 Ай бұрын
It's like veiny dog, but a horn.
@tinycrimester
@tinycrimester Ай бұрын
really? i felt like that's what the whole skit was building up to.
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat Ай бұрын
The pegasus said "fair maidens", so maidens who are unfair are totally a-ok
@jaayse
@jaayse Ай бұрын
Don’t forget dudes.. and the Pegasus himself 😏
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant Ай бұрын
Also, doesn't "maiden" entails a virgin in the first place ?
@Urb4nN0rd
@Urb4nN0rd Ай бұрын
He only said to bed "fair maidens" is a sin, but the oath was to bed "maidens none". Poor guy can't even go for the ugly ones.
@UwUImShio
@UwUImShio Ай бұрын
​@@Urb4nN0rdfemboy time
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 Ай бұрын
The men department still open tho 😳
@RamboCreativity
@RamboCreativity 20 күн бұрын
The horse edging itself on purity was so unexpectedly expected and I loved it
@AndroidSpirit
@AndroidSpirit Ай бұрын
Moral of the story: secure the goods before you pay in full.
@kuyt20
@kuyt20 Ай бұрын
More like - "She will make you jump through endless hoops while Chad or Tyrone won't even have to make an effort." 😂 No wonder I always f**king hated unicorns. 😂
@Wolfengemoen
@Wolfengemoen 24 күн бұрын
It was looking like he did a smash and dash thing there.
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 Ай бұрын
The unicorn is enjoying this purity a bit too much.
@bobhi2668
@bobhi2668 Ай бұрын
I'll be honest, I though he was gonna fuck the unicorn
@Kellnaved
@Kellnaved Ай бұрын
It is not a unicorn it is a pegasus you FOOL!
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske Ай бұрын
It's the only way it can get off the ground.
@hypothalapotamus5293
@hypothalapotamus5293 Ай бұрын
The barbarian is a pure expression of horny badassery. The Paladin is impure because he goes against his own nature.
@krembryle
@krembryle Ай бұрын
Like Christian priests. Or those other incels would like to get it only with a virgin.
@Alhelir
@Alhelir Ай бұрын
The Paladin is going to need a remove curse of the highest level he can get to get rid of all that magical legalism, I’d bet he would not.
@Bruhtatochip742
@Bruhtatochip742 Ай бұрын
I think there's a D&D rule where it's not a curse if you were fully in on it Edit: Nevermind. Although this would make for a funny homebrew rule.
@pabloleon9884
@pabloleon9884 Ай бұрын
​@@Bruhtatochip742so he's fuc- ... fuddled.
@Kageryushin
@Kageryushin Ай бұрын
@@Bruhtatochip742 There is no such rule. A curse is a specific classification of effect; a curse doesn't stop being a curse if you agreed to it beforehand. Even if this weren't the case, the abjurations which break curses generally also get rid of other permanent magical effects, even if they're "instantaneous" effects which normally can't be dispelled. The nitty-gritty details vary between editions (things basically became more strictly defined with time as the systems became more organized and the corebooks covered more topics), but this is fundamentally how it's worked since AD&D.
@shinucat6173
@shinucat6173 Ай бұрын
​@@Bruhtatochip742 So what is the solution? (DnD newbie here 🖐️)
@basili__capybara1864
@basili__capybara1864 Ай бұрын
@@shinucat6173greater restoration
@FloatingOer
@FloatingOer Ай бұрын
Someone was about to get mounted alright, I just don't think it was the Pegasus 💀
@TeaLurker
@TeaLurker Ай бұрын
Pegasus might need some purity too 💀
@OldieWan
@OldieWan Ай бұрын
The CHAD Barbarian VS the Virgin Knight.
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement Ай бұрын
More like the Incel Paladin.
@Reg_The_Galah
@Reg_The_Galah Ай бұрын
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagementdon’t be incel, just say no
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement Ай бұрын
@@Reg_The_Galah What.
@Reg_The_Galah
@Reg_The_Galah Ай бұрын
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 🤫
@MGrey-qb5xz
@MGrey-qb5xz Ай бұрын
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement you don't wanna know, just say no
@rinhatsuyuki7090
@rinhatsuyuki7090 Ай бұрын
WHY DOES THAT UNICORN GIVE OFF MEAT CANYON/ GREASY TALES VIBES?! D:
@soham3025
@soham3025 Ай бұрын
yeah i almost forgot which channel i was watching the way he said "PURE"
@TheDemon763
@TheDemon763 Ай бұрын
@rinhatsuyuki7090 I Know Right?!
@Takenmynameandmycat
@Takenmynameandmycat Ай бұрын
@@soham3025I mean the way the horn got all extra veiny didn’t really help matters
@failydreamer2086
@failydreamer2086 Ай бұрын
also that sneako vs charlie reference with the lock on his pants
@RMOB
@RMOB Ай бұрын
Horse fingers , maybe??
@friskyfoxutfan
@friskyfoxutfan Ай бұрын
NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER- absolutely hilarious, amazing animation
@tofunade9729
@tofunade9729 Ай бұрын
When he blinks at the pegasus in 1:59, the subtitles say “Slowly blinks as rage intensifies”. 😂
@rusticgiraffe4262
@rusticgiraffe4262 Ай бұрын
Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS* If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
The pegasus is also not a maiden...
@rusticgiraffe4262
@rusticgiraffe4262 Ай бұрын
@@noskalborg723 Well it can talk so I’d say it can give consent. Roll to seduce I suppose!
@TriggeredFiend
@TriggeredFiend Ай бұрын
Tbf, maiden refers to an unmarried woman. Knight here just needs to get married first, and he's all clear.
@Heron11177
@Heron11177 Ай бұрын
​@@TriggeredFiendso he can bed married women
@Raigius
@Raigius Ай бұрын
​@@TriggeredFiendwith the way it's horn was throbbing I'm thinking Pegasus wanted to bed him... Which would be perfectly pure since he isn't a maiden either...
@Introspective_Introvert
@Introspective_Introvert Ай бұрын
Some say that the pegasus' horn grew three sizes that day.
@ieatpeopleand
@ieatpeopleand Ай бұрын
That's actually pretty average. 🚬😎
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
This slays me
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 Ай бұрын
Mine sure did when i saw that
@asherkosmos4312
@asherkosmos4312 Ай бұрын
A truly horny and purest of the highest caliber.
@akiyajapan
@akiyajapan 23 күн бұрын
Love how the unicorn suddenly had a hand and fingers out of nowhere to make his point.
@jguest8609
@jguest8609 17 күн бұрын
"Only the purest may mount me." Quite an oxymoron.
@MrKoobuh
@MrKoobuh Ай бұрын
Barb gonna get that blackout on his bingo card one way or another.
@slacknhash
@slacknhash Ай бұрын
He's gonna have to track down that giant in order to really go full on insaneo style, though!
@Dreznin
@Dreznin Ай бұрын
To Maze the Lady of Pain... that bingo card better be worth at least 50 gold.
@Rencol666
@Rencol666 Ай бұрын
Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.
@Fancysaurus
@Fancysaurus Ай бұрын
He killed the genie after he wished for death.
@Rencol666
@Rencol666 Ай бұрын
@@Fancysaurus no, we only saw him assaulting the genie. We didnt see an actual kill.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
@@Fancysaurus that's just granting a wish. KEK
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness Ай бұрын
The Platinum Rule supersedes all other rules.
@brettzforeman
@brettzforeman Ай бұрын
@@noskalborg723 Per the unicorn, to grant a wish for death is still to sin
@whitehairedbadass3475
@whitehairedbadass3475 Ай бұрын
Why were there veins on the horn....i think the barbarian unintentionally saved him💀
@memes4life26
@memes4life26 Ай бұрын
2:26 wait how is bro supposed to piss now 💀
@MidnightSonnet
@MidnightSonnet 6 күн бұрын
Peeing isn't the same as jerking off...
@Eddafred
@Eddafred Ай бұрын
He's only a mermaid away from another bingo. What an absolute legend.
@heartstar8005
@heartstar8005 Ай бұрын
Or a Dryad Dining Set.
@blackwing3629
@blackwing3629 Ай бұрын
No he's going for blackout bingo
@JamesZ32100
@JamesZ32100 Ай бұрын
​@@blackwing3629That's very in tune to his character lol
@D.Jay.
@D.Jay. Ай бұрын
I FUKIN KNEW THE BARBARIAN WAS GONNA DO THAT. His heart is pure, unadulterated, badass.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
Nods in Vegeta
@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778
@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778 Ай бұрын
@@noskalborg723 dang it you beat me to it, bravo
@mergenocide
@mergenocide Ай бұрын
It definitely isn't pure, it just doesn't respect consent lol
@MammalianCreature
@MammalianCreature Ай бұрын
​@@mergenocideHe's American, confirmed.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
@@MammalianCreature 😐 Bro, wrong comments' section. Just DON'T. I could argue about this hard and even validate some of your beef. But this channel is about fun, so DON'T (even though i want to)
@ventousemoustachue
@ventousemoustachue Ай бұрын
2:12 *Knowingly stares*
@0ffendingeverybody
@0ffendingeverybody Ай бұрын
Love the way you say "Mount Mayy"
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 24 күн бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody I watched ur video about childhood. And I gotta say, if you REALLY wanna offend everybody; Do a video about early to current Mormon polygamy, get ALL the facts right, and then sprinkle it with bad takes to piss off the few people either too apathetic or justice boned to care about all the shocking stuff you shared. And I say that as a guy who thinks the only thing Joseph Smith Jr. even possibly did wrong regarding polygamy, was going behind Emma's back. I'm someone who thinks Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Brigham Young, and Russell M. Nelson are based. I think that Warren Jeff's is gross. And I have pissed off very nearly everyone by unironically claiming God has a polygamous marriage to the virgin Mary. Kek.
@fallbranch
@fallbranch Ай бұрын
I thought it was going to peg his asus.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
It may have aimed to do that later. Either that or spew horn magic all over the forest.
@jaayse
@jaayse Ай бұрын
Hey he didn’t say that was against the Pegasus oath 😏
@oliverholm3973
@oliverholm3973 Ай бұрын
Not his ASUS Republic of Gamers gaming laptop! D:
@ceresuziel5089
@ceresuziel5089 Ай бұрын
Was the Pegasus expecting him to sit on his back or sit on his forehead?! Why was his horn THROBBING!!!!!!? #weneedtoknow
@deocardiocardososoutodacon8232
@deocardiocardososoutodacon8232 Ай бұрын
why does this remind me of that horse from robot chicken
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Ай бұрын
#don'taskquestionsyoudon'twanttheanswerto
@__________8997
@__________8997 Ай бұрын
You need not know!
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
@FitzelgardMisledz
@FitzelgardMisledz Ай бұрын
To answer this would be to become unpure, and I already swore an oath
@user-cq2tq4mi4r
@user-cq2tq4mi4r Ай бұрын
0:50 “oh boi i can’t wait to ride a pegases”
@clarkneedsaweapon
@clarkneedsaweapon Ай бұрын
2:45 caption 😂 THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE 😂😂
@ashotbombila4675
@ashotbombila4675 Ай бұрын
The paladin just dodged a bullet. A long and hard veiny horn, I mean.
@manfredschultz9619
@manfredschultz9619 Ай бұрын
The Magic seem Binding so he MAY have been already been hit with Multiple Bullets :x
@thofrancov
@thofrancov Ай бұрын
Him trying to curse as the unicorn flies away leaves a potential implication that the bindings will remain
@BeFree2BeGrotesque
@BeFree2BeGrotesque Ай бұрын
That Unicorn was so cursed anyways and the Barbarian came to save the Day!
@DungeonSoup
@DungeonSoup Ай бұрын
Truly a hero
@SubLordHawk
@SubLordHawk Ай бұрын
​@DungeonSoup The hero we need *and* deserve.
@holliisixx
@holliisixx Ай бұрын
it's their mouths that freaks me tf out
@rajidahae4220
@rajidahae4220 Ай бұрын
This is one hell of a metaphor, I must say
@StrangeCreed
@StrangeCreed Ай бұрын
This is why you never make oaths with magic horse things in the woods.
@fangfier6900
@fangfier6900 26 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie, the oaths are both a blessing and a curse in disguise.
@JonathanGhost42
@JonathanGhost42 Ай бұрын
This Pegasus made me so uncomfortable with every passing sentence... This is just great! And the Ending with the Chad Barbarian was just fabulous.
@ryein542-zx1jp
@ryein542-zx1jp Ай бұрын
Man, that neigh is so freaking sus😂😂
@paultheko4583
@paultheko4583 Ай бұрын
no the horse having hooves and fingers on the same legs🤣🤣
@HavaNickle
@HavaNickle Ай бұрын
Smartest barbarian around, let the knight take all the curse and take all the reward.🤣
@deadkillerq
@deadkillerq Ай бұрын
1:48 Oh god this is cursed, the pegasus has human hand with 4 fingers
@vladstad8102
@vladstad8102 Ай бұрын
i totally missed that
@adriannalockhart9639
@adriannalockhart9639 Ай бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that and be haunted by it.
@kasugaifox8571
@kasugaifox8571 Ай бұрын
Wow, I missed that. It didn't even register with me. Are his hooves shoes then?
@burtonmoore996
@burtonmoore996 Ай бұрын
Right! As soon as I saw it, totally thrown off. Where's the arm... WHERE'S THE ARM?!
@kasugaifox8571
@kasugaifox8571 Ай бұрын
@burtonmoore996 Right. These are important questions. Possibly with weird implications. 🤔
@flyboy2592
@flyboy2592 Ай бұрын
Fking died at the barbarian coming in all his glorious splendor
@KaptifLaDistillerie
@KaptifLaDistillerie Ай бұрын
And the slaps really were the cherry on top of the cake
@user-ul4se8zj9x
@user-ul4se8zj9x Ай бұрын
andrew tates
@bdrsescanor6804
@bdrsescanor6804 Күн бұрын
New DND oath of the Pegasus paladin be looking real nice
@Nundevwizer
@Nundevwizer 21 күн бұрын
The unicorn said you couldn’t bed fair maidens, but he never said anything about bedding “unfair” maidens
@iboofer
@iboofer 8 күн бұрын
Or fair *men*dens
@alpacafursona3128
@alpacafursona3128 Ай бұрын
it was a mimic source: hand
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
The lack of a heart on your comment seems to disagree... But it's still funny.
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Ай бұрын
I believe you.
@ProctorSilex
@ProctorSilex Ай бұрын
@@noskalborg723 Someone else got one for saying it's cursed for the same reason. Maybe it's semantics or just missed.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
@@ProctorSilex but they didn't claim it is a mimic.
@alessandrodivarci8692
@alessandrodivarci8692 Ай бұрын
Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin" - He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video) - He cannot kill (he has a code) - He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)
@leonkennedy9739
@leonkennedy9739 Ай бұрын
just commented this as well also the barbarian has ride a pegasus in the achevos list.
@brettzforeman
@brettzforeman Ай бұрын
This is totally accurate, except for that I think you meant to say prequel. This one predates the original video about the Chivalrous Paladin.
@kylebenoit787
@kylebenoit787 Ай бұрын
Prequel
@blurrypotato4573
@blurrypotato4573 Ай бұрын
Dude became Mormon for nothing.
@miloelite
@miloelite Ай бұрын
@@blurrypotato4573 Hey man that hurts.
@ehsan6194
@ehsan6194 14 күн бұрын
that pegasus oath tone is really good
@b.sz.5082
@b.sz.5082 9 күн бұрын
I love his calm reaction. It's absolutely perfect.
@TricaGamer
@TricaGamer Ай бұрын
He could still bed the unicorn... no one said that couldnt happen 💀
@Nilani
@Nilani Ай бұрын
Or maidens that were not fair, or dudes. Only maidens fair are off the table
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
I got the feeling that the Pegasus particularly wanted to bed the paladin
@jaayse
@jaayse Ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@tibedog5629
@tibedog5629 Ай бұрын
No no, not bed, MOUNT
@RealMicsta
@RealMicsta Ай бұрын
The pegasus was smart to get the “no killing” vow done first because I would have murderous intent by the “no alcohol” part.
@renooblivion9526
@renooblivion9526 23 күн бұрын
Didn't say anything about brutally maiming! Lol
@jacobe2995
@jacobe2995 20 күн бұрын
get help.
@nanokhuma419
@nanokhuma419 12 күн бұрын
​@@jacobe2995Ok, I got friends to help with brutally maiming, thanks for the advice!
@EdgiB0Do
@EdgiB0Do 4 күн бұрын
I feel like this is like a metaphor for when you fall for a girl and she has all the prerequisites for you when meanwhile someone else is already “mounting” her for free
@zuckerwatt6150
@zuckerwatt6150 Ай бұрын
I have never seen any of this videos before and the barbarian realy made me laugh, he came so unexpected😂
@andrewcasey7293
@andrewcasey7293 Ай бұрын
2:43, closed captions, *THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE* OMG rofl
@Apostate_ofmind
@Apostate_ofmind Ай бұрын
the "i give it out to passerby's but youll have to wait and put a ring on it" vibe 😂
@57badarse
@57badarse 19 күн бұрын
You definitely lost me at "give up drinking" 😂
@Ixmore
@Ixmore 13 күн бұрын
"The question isn't who's going to let me, it's who's going to stop me?"
@portlandbluewizard2520
@portlandbluewizard2520 Ай бұрын
A unicorn has a horn. a Pegasus has wings. An Alicorn has both.
@ariannasv22
@ariannasv22 Ай бұрын
Finally someone pointed this out
@MisanthropicOcellus
@MisanthropicOcellus Ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment before I made it myself. Times like this make me realise that not everyone is as into fantasy (being a huge nerd) as we are.
@worstusernameintheworld9871
@worstusernameintheworld9871 Ай бұрын
​@@MisanthropicOcellus not into fantasy but I know alicorns because of MLP
@differentbutsimilar7893
@differentbutsimilar7893 Ай бұрын
What if I suggested to you that what you saw to be a horn may not have been?
@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx Ай бұрын
Just when I thought it was over, our Hero swoops in and grabs his prize.
@GrowingGhosty
@GrowingGhosty Ай бұрын
"There is but one more" Pegasus suddenly has fingers
@stef59
@stef59 21 күн бұрын
This is a prequel to the last video of the knight! Totally makes sense why he wont kill and will only drink milk: pegasus oath. Also, you can see the "chastity lock" on his armor 😂
@lordlittletoeq8537
@lordlittletoeq8537 8 күн бұрын
Thanks, will watch
@SmokeTheHorsehog
@SmokeTheHorsehog Ай бұрын
That's an oddly veiny horn, he's got there
@ryanrockers
@ryanrockers Ай бұрын
I had to promise to do the opposite things to ride my friend's mule.
@channel_lurker
@channel_lurker Ай бұрын
lawl
@user-ee6lk1pb6w
@user-ee6lk1pb6w Ай бұрын
Ngl that's kinda lame. I expected you to do that for riding a bicorn
@channel_lurker
@channel_lurker Ай бұрын
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w bicorn is just a bipolar unicorn
@jsivonenVR
@jsivonenVR Ай бұрын
Compa Mexicano? 🫏
@trentbrown500
@trentbrown500 Ай бұрын
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w That's a load of bull.
@Magical_Trash
@Magical_Trash Ай бұрын
The knight maybe pure….but that Pegasus is definitely not 😭😭😭
@injessTv
@injessTv Ай бұрын
This is how good girls change guys , and then run off with bad guys
@Uncle-Jay
@Uncle-Jay Ай бұрын
I really like how the promises work. I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed. So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors. The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back. Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church. Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.
@shawnaeatscats
@shawnaeatscats Ай бұрын
This is great, players need to understand that acting shitty has consequences!
@Avantgardist
@Avantgardist Ай бұрын
So you made him 10% more greedy?
@J.LucysCrib
@J.LucysCrib Ай бұрын
If only it really worked like this
@dalampslayer
@dalampslayer Ай бұрын
Pegasus chastity belt, one of an oath. Being an Oathbreaker paladin looking pretty good about now.
@jsivonenVR
@jsivonenVR Ай бұрын
I bet that belt doesn’t reach all the way back. There are ways of losing one’s virginity u know… the Pegasus obviously knows! 🦄
@drixg555
@drixg555 14 күн бұрын
Mounting a unicorn was on the Chaotic Good Barbarian's bingo card. Now he needs to find a mermaid to mount so he can fill out the top row.
@THEcrazymew
@THEcrazymew 23 күн бұрын
The fact that he's bound to his oaths anyways is horrifying..
@mysteriousmister.e3209
@mysteriousmister.e3209 Ай бұрын
Wait a ducking minute!?!? Is this the chivalrous paladin origins?!?!
@DungeonSoup
@DungeonSoup Ай бұрын
It is indeed
@mysteriousmister.e3209
@mysteriousmister.e3209 Ай бұрын
@@DungeonSoup lol and here I thought he was just a really good guy🥲
@RediTtora
@RediTtora Ай бұрын
​@@mysteriousmister.e3209isn't he a good guy?
@mysteriousmister.e3209
@mysteriousmister.e3209 Ай бұрын
@@RediTtora he is now, but this shows that he took on all those oaths just to ride the Pegasus and he even hesitated at some of the oaths instead saying yes right off the bat, like a good paladin would😢
@RediTtora
@RediTtora Ай бұрын
@@mysteriousmister.e3209 well to begin with so I mean the things the Pegasus demanded aren't necessarily good, just because they said they were
@todddewitt4852
@todddewitt4852 Ай бұрын
I lost my s**t when the barbarian jumped out. There was no way that could have ended better.
@dabijalaurentiuflorentin5848
@dabijalaurentiuflorentin5848 Ай бұрын
Well belive it or not i May think we Dodged a bullet there !
@xARTi5Tx
@xARTi5Tx 13 минут бұрын
Oh my goodness this video is peak KZbin animation gold
@UseVisine
@UseVisine Ай бұрын
When the Pegasus said "Pureeee", I thought this was a MeatCanyon vid.
@acasualegg6556
@acasualegg6556 Ай бұрын
One of my favorite creatures posting, love to see it. Meant to say creators, but this works too.
@damnimbored25
@damnimbored25 Ай бұрын
Voicing the pegasus must be fun af
@j2adaclark264
@j2adaclark264 21 күн бұрын
Plot twist: the barbarian was controlling the horse the whole time
@h2opuppet821
@h2opuppet821 24 күн бұрын
I guess he can put that on his little "bingo" card
@manuelsantiago1323
@manuelsantiago1323 Ай бұрын
2:32 Papa Meat?!
@Medirby
@Medirby Ай бұрын
This is a prequel to the paladin's first video, oh my god. The chastity belt gets put on him here! The lore is insane!
@KuriBOH06
@KuriBOH06 24 күн бұрын
this feels like something I’d see in adventure time
@corbinlandreth
@corbinlandreth 22 күн бұрын
Why, out of all of that, was it the pegasus hand at 1:48 that got me 🤣
@ElNietoPR
@ElNietoPR Ай бұрын
1:49 I always knew pegasus had fingers!
@bbrodriges
@bbrodriges Ай бұрын
Pegasus mount DONE
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 Ай бұрын
Probably a few more vidjas before we get mermaid mount.
@leonkennedy9739
@leonkennedy9739 Ай бұрын
i can't wait for the goblin centipede video
@digestiveissue7710
@digestiveissue7710 Ай бұрын
We all learned a valuable lesson today
@johnleung1154
@johnleung1154 24 күн бұрын
"Mmm... I bet you do..." 💀💀💀
@Duskwalker68
@Duskwalker68 Ай бұрын
That ending caught me so off guard lol, the Paladin and Barbarian would make an interesting team!
@RedRust
@RedRust Ай бұрын
Barbarian strikes again!
@JakeStephanSmith
@JakeStephanSmith 28 күн бұрын
Anyone else thought the Pegasus was going to eat him?
@overknox6558
@overknox6558 4 сағат бұрын
"But one more oath" holding up a finger 😂😂😂
@Pheonixco
@Pheonixco Ай бұрын
1:53 Uh the hand? Where the fuck is hiding that?
@hoeton3
@hoeton3 Ай бұрын
2:39 that horn 💀
@beaujimnermal3476
@beaujimnermal3476 Ай бұрын
That barbarian want that BINGO
@forsaken650
@forsaken650 20 күн бұрын
@1:48. The hoof becomes a hand ☝🏽
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