One of Santa's disgruntled employees gets turned into an evil snowman by a toy machine so Santa must kidnap a little girl to stop himself from killing the Snowman. It's the 1st 3D Christmas Nightmare! phelous.com / phelous
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@dylanmcartoonell15363 жыл бұрын
"You'll rue the day you had your way with me!" Are we sure Burton's the bad guy?
@amberthesuperfox5 күн бұрын
Yeah he said it twice Santa's doing something sus
@death-king18345 жыл бұрын
Sad part is this still looks better then the Rapsittie Street Kids.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives3 жыл бұрын
DOES IT!?
@natalienussbaum27733 жыл бұрын
The puke my dog expelled onto my carpet looks better than Rapsittie Street Kids.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives3 жыл бұрын
@@natalienussbaum2773 and the Christmas Light.
@dnmstarsi3 жыл бұрын
@Pizza Man Rapsittie Street Kids meet The Christmas Brigade. Probably a 2 hour shit flick.
@cac_deadlyrang3 жыл бұрын
@@dnmstarsi uh oh UH OH *UH OH*
@erickpoorbaugh67282 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there's a reason why VeggieTales chose to use vegetables and even Pixar, who actually had a good budget, started off with plastic toys and took a long time to work their way up to human protagonists. Early CGI had a lot of limitations, so you had to work with what the technology could do instead of just writing whatever you wanted and not caring whether the animation would work.
@xXLunatikxXlul5 ай бұрын
Very true ❤
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid4 ай бұрын
The hilariously horrifically thing is if you look at the sequel to this, the animation actually got WORSE. For some reason in the sequel the frame rate is a lot slower, thee characters don't even have walking animation as most of the time is spent standing in place and the whole thing looks like it was a transfer of a transfer of itself.
@Mate3975 жыл бұрын
Wooden toy literally explodes...this is on par with Homer getting his cereal to catch on fire.
@MrJimmyTide4 жыл бұрын
Except Homer's issue was intentionally funny. Also, I specifically said NO ETHNIC FOOD! ;)
@Alucard-A-La-Carte3 жыл бұрын
That is one of my favorite visual gags of all time.
@gargoyles99995 жыл бұрын
"You'll rue the day you had your way with me" yep definitely a prison movie
@robertstephen83725 жыл бұрын
Everything makes sense now.
@thetotallyrealkeanureeves25635 жыл бұрын
Burton had AIDS
@ssj2gohan835 жыл бұрын
His crime? Sucking at spoken word.
@robertstephen83724 жыл бұрын
@@ssj2gohan83 And his "song".
@gregzotter61893 жыл бұрын
@@robertstephen8372 It's the reason that Shredder hates music.
@PikaTheProsperous5 жыл бұрын
The real villian of this special is the animation.
@fenrir-art47425 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the makers of the story who were.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives5 жыл бұрын
This seems like something ThisIsLotso would make... and saying that would be an insult to him.
@dancepiglover5 жыл бұрын
The meaning of "special" in this Christmas special is different than how they usually mean it.
@toasturhztoastbunz8964 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was ONE OF THE FIRST 3d animated media to surface but....... Man, even the Donkey Kong Country cartoon looked better than this.
@dnmstarsi3 жыл бұрын
@@toasturhztoastbunz896 Yeah but Reboot came out a year ago and it looked more engaging than this.
@androidmk59873 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Bill Clinton was really one of Santa's elves
@hopemueller26589 ай бұрын
Makes sense
@Whipwinder9 ай бұрын
He did not have sexual relations with that toy train.
@RegitNevard5 ай бұрын
@@Whipwinder"There ain't no way."
@syppy74163 ай бұрын
ah... so that's what Burton meant...
@BATCHARRO5 жыл бұрын
The idea of one of Santa's elves having a super villain origin and Santa having to track him down and kill him in the Blackbird seems like it could be good if told by people who knew what the hell they're doing.
@TheVanishing875 жыл бұрын
I think Regular Show's first Christmas special did that. One of Santa's elves had gone rogue and Santa got the Park guys to help track him down. It was a pretty cool special.
@BATCHARRO5 жыл бұрын
We're gonna have to cope with all the influences Christmas Light/Brigade had on Regular Show someday.
@shwahgamer Жыл бұрын
There's a movie called Elliot the Littlest Reindeer where the villain was Santa's chief engineer elf. But his plan was really dumb. Basically, he wanted to convince Santa to switch to his new rocket sleds. To do this, he set up and manipulated the reindeer to keep quitting over allegedly personal business, and spread lies about reindeer being useless, unreliable jerks. It's better than this movie by a lot but still not that great.
@limalepakko6074 Жыл бұрын
Nah I don't think these movies need a gritty remake
@Speems5 жыл бұрын
“Isaac, you IDIOT! I told you to make toys the children of THIS decade would want!” - Jolly Old Saint Prick, several days before Toy Story’s theatrical release
@TheCrippledEgg5 жыл бұрын
"You'll rue the day you had your way with me!" I can't be the only one who thought that came out wrong.
@asher87545 жыл бұрын
Phrasing
@Landfall3645 жыл бұрын
It doesn't help that he said it in the same verbiage multiple times.
@trevingrayek7915 жыл бұрын
So this is actually a rape-revenge movie? Jesus
@theshadowsolitaire17415 жыл бұрын
@@trevingrayek791 Well when locked up in a featureless supermax prison long enough someones going to get that desperate eventually
@vadifadoms5 жыл бұрын
@@trevingrayek791 To be fair, a rape-revenge Christmas Movie would sound way better than this shit.
@tims.27172 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they had the audacity to put on the front cover, "If you liked 'Toy Story' you'll love the Christmas Light!"
@SuperNiceteeth8 ай бұрын
That's like saying if you like Chuck Norris you'll love Jar Jar Binks. Except Jar Jar has better voice acting an animation.
@TheArceusftw5 жыл бұрын
A disgruntled elf falls into a Toy-making machine an becomes an evil omnipotent T-1000 Snowman, and is hellbent on revenge against Santa Claus? That sounds lime the set up to an insane B movie! Too bad this movie looks like a bunch of rejected Baldi's Basics assets...
@FrenchPaul19885 жыл бұрын
The fact our villain is an employee turned into a cold-related being makes me think this is a weird Mr. Freeze reboot.
@nicholastosoni7073 жыл бұрын
"I'd shay he'sh gone for a Burton."
@pikminfan6778 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Phelous didn't point out how the narrator can't choose between past or present tense.
@magnuspendragon6365 жыл бұрын
This looks like the type of movie you'd show misbehaving kids to give them nightmares or something
@EagleTimberWolf5 жыл бұрын
"You will rue the day that you had your way with me!" Um... Did the script writer even consider how that line could possibly sound wrong? XD
@ZER0O95 жыл бұрын
It's actually a part of his back story, that's why he's so resentful of Santa and Isaac.
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
@@ZER0O9 I Spit On Your Workshop?
@alqu63754 жыл бұрын
"Considering" would require thought, and as ya can tell... yeah, probably not...
@DemonicRemption4 жыл бұрын
@@alqu6375 Indeed, because it would appear no thought went into this movie or at least very little went into it.
@WeirdWonderful4 жыл бұрын
You assume anyone stopped to consider anything while producing this 20 minute slog.
@rampantmutt91194 жыл бұрын
That was way too funny when the main villain got abruptly turned into ice, shattered, and came back to life as a snowman.
@The_Letter_W2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to these two even outside Christmas season. They're just so fascinating terrible and I love Phelous's edits and commentary for whatever reason!
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
because Phelous is awesome
@ilikecurry2345 Жыл бұрын
Is that one of The Letter W's rubberhose Robot Master drawings, to be specific Elec Man?
@The_Letter_W Жыл бұрын
@@ilikecurry2345 yeah lol because that’s me
@jester83795 жыл бұрын
Despite all the movie's obvious faults, I do quite like The Snowman's design for whatever reason. It's the one time they used the simplistic animation to their advantage, sure his floating head form is a little goofy but it just gives you this video game final boss feel. If his expressions were more robust he could be a perfectly fine looking villain design.
@MrXemnas19925 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like something you would dream after binge watching several Rankin-Bass stop-motion Christmas specials while drinking nyquil-laced eggnog.
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
Nyquil has hallucinogens?
@NocturnalDecay5 жыл бұрын
That's oddly specific but ok
@gothnerd8874 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 it does if you add LSD or a pound of stilton
@WileyCylas2 жыл бұрын
NyQuil laced eggnog mixed with DIARRHEA
@RobTheWonderful5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God... I actually have that wrestling CD...
@thekaijumaster200x35 жыл бұрын
Dude I love your videos,I wonder what the 100th cartoon clipshow episode will be
@U014B5 жыл бұрын
How is it, Ralph? Good?
@robertstephen83725 жыл бұрын
@@U014B the same company made this......... I'm correct right?
@EssexAggiegrad20114 жыл бұрын
@@U014B Brain Zane reviews it on his channel Wrestling With Wregret
@DemonicRemption4 жыл бұрын
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Thanks, now I--- Wait, Brian Zane reviewed that album?
@theinternalkiller5 жыл бұрын
FACT: Every time phelous uploads a Christmas related video, a good times angel character double dies.
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
COMPLETELY USELESS NOW
@nozoto5 жыл бұрын
How many it takes to kill an angel dog?
@fenrir-art47425 жыл бұрын
So sad! - Angel crew
@ebwarg5 жыл бұрын
So nothing of value was lost!
@Nionivek5 жыл бұрын
You know... when a movie describes someone purely in "Nobody likes them" it doesn't make me think they are a terrible person, but more than everyone is kind of a bully. Then again it seems that all he wanted to do was make people appreciate him and was kind of annoying about it.
@Sarahonwheels5 жыл бұрын
I am having so many rapsittie kids flashbacks with the thumbnail, i feel like the grandma
@jaquelyndixson98135 жыл бұрын
gakjfdakljalfjf Christmas!
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
Habidiabahebeibadababidiahoo Christmaaaaaassssss!
@WileyCylas4 жыл бұрын
*Haw haw haw haw haw!!!*
@SantaReaper5 жыл бұрын
It’s a sad day when a review is longer than the thing it’s reviewing.
@swiftshock26155 жыл бұрын
At the very least it makes this movie a quick eyesore to sit through, unlike The Christmas Tree or Rapsittie.
@cretinouscretin96775 жыл бұрын
When the movie's only 20 minutes, I think that's passable. Now if we were talking about MauLer, that'd be a much different story.
@crimsonpirate94 жыл бұрын
Just wait till we discover lost media from andy warhol and get an 8hour loop of people in elf suits at an assembly line
@rosestorm36954 жыл бұрын
A sad day, indeed.
@dimitriwarchief3014 жыл бұрын
Not, really, i mean it just means they can talk alot more, or just have more to say, mauler or your movie sucks can get across great points. You could also like.... not watch the long reviews too I saw to year old comments
@slr44565 жыл бұрын
Probably that "If you loved Toy Story you´ll love The Christmas Light" tag was a cash-in on the CG craze at the time.
@jsb82615 жыл бұрын
Burton solved immortality but unfortunately Santa already had that secret and killed him to keep it for himself.
@IsabellaCataldo5 жыл бұрын
This was from 1995? The first VeggieTales video came out two years before this and it still looks better than this.
@scottylewis81245 жыл бұрын
I know. Pixar was better than this junk.
@marakarthegreat5 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong Country the TV series is more appealing to the eye than this christmas shit
@TheArthurLapin5 жыл бұрын
You know what else came out before this? ReBoot. This thing really can't be excused by being early.
@trustno1735 жыл бұрын
That's probably because VeggieTales had people who cared about making a good show.
@khfan4life3655 жыл бұрын
That’s because the creators of VeggieTales cared about their craft. Can’t say the same about this.
@AlexOlinkiewicz5 жыл бұрын
For a film called The Christmas Light, there was a lack of Lighting in the animation... I mean there are many scenes where the characters lack any shadows.
@randalgraves69795 жыл бұрын
It’s if The Christmas Tree and Rapsitie Street Kids had a baby 🤨
@Landfall3645 жыл бұрын
The blurb on the cover should've read, "If you liked 'Rapsittie Street Kids' you'll love The Christmas Light!*"
@Tareltonlives5 жыл бұрын
With Jodi Benson as Judy Kindal, Nancy Cartwright as Mrs Mavilda, Mark Hamil as Old Mayor , and Clint Howard as Santa Claus
@randalgraves69795 жыл бұрын
“Shut that DOOR “ “Well Fuck my Donkey, only when and if I authorize it, when I authorize it “.
@alicianelson12525 жыл бұрын
Oh god the horrer
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives "You gotta try this!"
@drunkrdm5 жыл бұрын
so you can melt a snowman, in the arctic, in a cave.. by halfheartedly singing at it... sure why not. o.O
@back2s0ul5 жыл бұрын
This plot is so odd it's kind of unique, but instead of slow placed 22 minute primitive CGI it would benefit from being a stylized high energy 2d short about Santa in his jet fighting an elf turned evil superpowered snowman creature in space.
@marakarthegreat5 жыл бұрын
just when we though rappsitie street kids was the only christmas nightmare
@phantomdragon38935 жыл бұрын
Maruko Chan 99 when Rappstitie looks amazing in comparison , you know you done screwed up.
@FilmmakeroftheFuture5 жыл бұрын
And The Christmas Tree.
@marakarthegreat5 жыл бұрын
@Master Farr i meant nightmare as in a scarring, traumatic experience
@candycane17445 жыл бұрын
You cleary haven't seen the nuttiest nutcracker
@salthesalmonshark68495 жыл бұрын
Great Grandma makes it better
@stacymaydenny66454 жыл бұрын
I hate how their eyes are always half-closed and looking in opposite directions
@fernandachapa2 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss!!!
@holographictacosalad2 жыл бұрын
A disgruntled elf dies, gets frozen, shatters, turns into a demonic snowman, then grows in size, changes forms, and ultimately melts- making him die and get resurrected again? This is scarier than most body horror films.
@SuperMarkerComicBro5 жыл бұрын
7:52 That exploding train made me laugh way more than it probably should have.
@KimJongBeIllinDaily5 жыл бұрын
You'll rue the day you had your way with me? Uh, having your way with somebody usually means well... all I'm saying is somebody should investigate Santa.
@cryptiecreep5 жыл бұрын
Weird low budget movies like this feel like they exist in another universe
@RealKaiserRyu5 жыл бұрын
If you love Toy Story, you’ll love the Christmas Light. The Christmas Light is in no way associated with Toy Story.
@dancepiglover5 жыл бұрын
The reason it said that is because they both were entirely CG. That may be the norm now, but not then. Toy Story was the first full length computer animated film.
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
*Cue Cold Stone Theme.*
@scottylewis81245 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 I'm gonna open up a whole can of whoop ass on this animated crap fest!
@TheBonkleFox2 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME!'
@shannonlewis2022 Жыл бұрын
I watch these Christmas reviews every year instead of Rankin-Bass movies.
@zachariahmodersbach73645 жыл бұрын
So did they ever return the girl or is she just property of Santa now?
@JamesQMurphy5 жыл бұрын
Where’s Liam Neeson and his “particular set of skills” when you need him?
@FrenchPaul19882 жыл бұрын
Seems she is part of his team, based on what we see in the sequel.
@AuroraKnux5 жыл бұрын
I can already tell from the thumbnail that we're in for a treat.
@M50A15 жыл бұрын
I read this as "we're in for a threat"
@kayleighwyatt87375 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@geardog245 жыл бұрын
"Santa is very drunk off his ass." 😂
@meavor5 жыл бұрын
Wait! Does this mean that creeper Snowden from the "Magic Gift of the Snowman" turned into a human at end of that movie?
@ShayLaLaLooHoo5 жыл бұрын
He was the doctor all along and fell through one of Wabuu's open time portals. That explains his stupid diagnoses.
@panbat23675 жыл бұрын
@@ShayLaLaLooHoo No, Snowdin was created by black magic, not by a toy machine.
@robertstephen83725 жыл бұрын
Phelous Cinematic Universe confirmed!
@jeremyusreevu2374 жыл бұрын
Snowden turned down an appearance in this film, because he felt it was too low for him.
@madisongillam53665 жыл бұрын
“You’ll rue the day you *had your way with me* “
@mastermarkus53075 жыл бұрын
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
@scottylewis81245 жыл бұрын
That's what snow said!
@ripleyandweeds12885 жыл бұрын
you think the VA noticed how weird that sounded as he said it? do you think any of the people noticed how weird that sounded when read out loud?
@scottylewis81245 жыл бұрын
@@ripleyandweeds1288 yep
@jeremyusreevu2374 жыл бұрын
Must be a Bobsheaux!
@geraldkenneth1192 жыл бұрын
“The Christmas light Is inside you” Well get it the fuck out!
@handsomebrick5 жыл бұрын
Burton's evil planet voice does remind me a little of "I've been waiting for you, Star Fox." And that buzzsaw attack he does, very much like a Star Fox boss fight.
@captainautobots5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I'll take Dingo over this any day... Jesus, I might even take Bevanfield after that elf's "song".
@TheKpa115 жыл бұрын
Actually.......I kind of like this a bit. I kind of liked the voice acting of the villain and the voice modulator.
@Nionivek5 жыл бұрын
NEVER Say you would rather take Bevanfield NEVER!
@WileyCylas3 жыл бұрын
B-Field seems like it should be the name of a ham company or something 🤣
@WitchfinderGeneral565 жыл бұрын
Hey, in the background! Lovers on the moon!
@WitchfinderGeneral565 жыл бұрын
Great review btw
@phantomdragon38935 жыл бұрын
WitchfinderGeneral56 yeah
@GOFFBITZH6665 жыл бұрын
... Yeah!
@Rakiarmas5 жыл бұрын
Well this is a new hilarious standard for bad singing: -Well, what did you thing about my newest song? -You were singing that time?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives5 жыл бұрын
Nikki Minaj: Yeah I was singing! What did that sound like to you? Leela: Complete Gibberish! I don't even know what you said! Nikki: (Grumbles)
@lordshnissugah5 жыл бұрын
"If you liked Toy Story..." FFS, _Tin Toy_ looked better than this!
@U014B5 жыл бұрын
Heck, Dingo's "Toys Story" is Nazi gold compared to this!
@1Thunderfire5 жыл бұрын
@@U014B We need a review on that thing ASAP!
@Bismuth83X4 жыл бұрын
SNES Super FX games looked better than this.
@lordshnissugah4 жыл бұрын
@@Bismuth83X I happened to be watching a play-through of Ecstatica (DOS game; humor me) last night. Even that was easier on the eyes than this movie. Might have helped that the color palette wasn't so drab, though.
@driftercarbon5 жыл бұрын
What better way to start out your kid's movie than to have someone repeatedly talk about Santa having their way with him?
@aoarecruiter5 жыл бұрын
Should be "If you disliked Dingo animation you'll hate Simitar" is a better fitting slogan.lol
@U014B5 жыл бұрын
*_AAAAUGGHHH!_* THE CHRISTMAS LIGHT IS INSIDE ME! IT'S INSIDE MY HEART! [Screen becomes a monochrome freeze-frame as Christmas Light bursts out of my chest, spewing blood and guts everywhere. Heavily reverberated "IT'S INSIDE MY HEART!" plays as screen fades to black.]
@JThom5295 жыл бұрын
Noel Goetowski fatality
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
in IMAX 3D
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
But do you have A-Happiness?
@U014B5 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM MY PRISON OF FLESH I HAVE TRANSCENDED BEYOND ALL MORTAL KNOWLEDGE *I **_AM_** A HAPPINESS!*
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
The Christmas light turns you into tetsuo at the end of akira
@jsb82615 жыл бұрын
Um...Santa stole the Washington Monument?
@oz_jones5 жыл бұрын
JSB santa made it to my naughty list!
@U014B5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why Phelous didn't touch on that, but then I remembered he's a Canajun
@minlow78315 жыл бұрын
He needed something tall to watch over his prison camp with
@jsb82615 жыл бұрын
@@minlow7831 Such a practical warden Santa is. Wait, what?
@mastermarkus53075 жыл бұрын
@@U014B I'm Canadian and I still thought it was a bizarre place for an obelisk.
@The_AGL_Group2 жыл бұрын
This story legit feels like it was written by an animator's 6-year-old kid - it's shallow, weirdly juvenile with how it treats the subject of death, and introduces a "super cool new sleigh for Santa with all of these gadgets" that isn't actually used to deliver presents - not to mention, the "action scene" is presented like a bored kid's play-by-play of... creative(?) ideas.
@avastoyboxandarcade Жыл бұрын
A Phelous Christmas classic
@aurea.5 жыл бұрын
Welp, time to tell my family we've been doing Christmas all wrong... The Christmas Light's the _real_ reason we ought to have celebrated it!
@lauramaue5 жыл бұрын
I think the "film" makers here thought people would be so easily impressed with the computer animation that they'd overlook every other glaring flaw this movie has. But really, with the half-assed story, character designs, layout, lighting, and movement on display, this movie would suck even with today's graphics. It's not just dated; it's unprofessional on every level. I'd bet anything if you gave whatever software they made this with to a Pixar animator, they'd make diamonds out of dog crap. But naaaaahhh, effort's just not in the budget.
@blondbraid79865 жыл бұрын
Indeed, people have made claymation movies featuring painstakingly sculpted clay models where you have to rework them for every single frame of the movie, and they still had more natural movements than this movie.
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
The dog crap diamonds?!?!?!......... MY GAWD!!!!!! 😳
@averagegamecritic5 жыл бұрын
That’s at most yell rhyming. I mean wow. That voice sounds the beast in Burbank
@Belicure Жыл бұрын
I even came up with better lyrics for the snowman myself. "Ain't no way! I'm here to stay! I'll never sway no matter what you say!" nothing incredible but still
@dungquoc85529 күн бұрын
"and you'll rue the day that you had your way with me"
@minakohiashi88825 жыл бұрын
23 minutes. This video is actually longer than the movie
@vivimariefedorov73745 жыл бұрын
Burton you should've stayed an evil snowman! You were the best looking model for this so called movie! ☃️
@erinpoland56625 жыл бұрын
“🎵The Christmas light, is inside you “ Me: Oh god I need to get that Christmas light out of me
@mesousagaby7405 жыл бұрын
How is Phelous not WTF'd by the elf dying from a random-ass explosion? Also, glad to see the "Nightmare Becomes Reality" gag back.
@Tareltonlives4 жыл бұрын
At least Rapsittie Street Kids could afford actual voice actors who could actually sing
@dgreen80793 жыл бұрын
At least the “live action” Lion Kings take on be prepared had Scar actually try to sing in some parts of it, even if it is auto tuned.
@nanomasa9294 жыл бұрын
Wabuu: Most of the Christmas light is sooooo stupiid! *cue Dingo laughter with bobbing heads*
@pavlostriantaris28175 жыл бұрын
I...am actually...starting to miss "The Christmas Tree". This is the power of this movie.
@DVDandFilmBloke3 жыл бұрын
I think the reason the actors did nothing else is because the movie was all voiced by text to speech. The Christmas Light, starring Microsoft Sam as Santa.
@BorbMcGorb5 жыл бұрын
There's a light, over at the Christmasstein place! Christmas Light, melt your eyes right off your face.
@remem955 жыл бұрын
Whats any of these characters motivations? Its so weird that the movie has a premise you can work with (elf wants to be the best toymaker, fails and gets salty) and they end up with the plot of “monster snowman wants to destroy everything“...How is that gonna help his goal exactly? It feels like they came up with the elfs motivation 20 minutes before the movie was being finished.
@zcgamerandreacts27624 жыл бұрын
Wanna know how I want it to be like? After failing and stuff and when he becomes the snow man he should be called. The snow conductor. A individual who rides around in his train of cold madness. And instead of destroying everything. He would rather be idolized by the many children he gives gifts to. Giving them what they wanted and always a step ahead of Santa Claus. And he would have much knowledge of any train he sees as interesting and wonderful giving out presents which are legit fully detail miniatures of a famous train and cart. And stuff.
@natalienussbaum27733 жыл бұрын
Wait, if Santa is at the North Pole then shouldn't he be equipped to handle a blizzard? The snowman's plan is even dumber than it seemed initially
@glub-kitchen-imp5 жыл бұрын
The characters are like dead inside doll versions of Garfield characters
@mikethegrunty59685 жыл бұрын
It’s not Christmas until phelous makes a Christmas review 😊
@fenrir-art47425 жыл бұрын
Like Cricket on the Hearth 2: Lady Cat Returns.
@mikethegrunty59685 жыл бұрын
FENRIR-ART I don’t think poor phelous could handle that trauma
@pikminfan6778 Жыл бұрын
The Christmas Tree 2: The Fall of Mrs. Hopewell.
@BugsyFoga5 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Light , more like The Christmas Shite !!!
@kaebeelee5 жыл бұрын
Got em!
@koenvandamme69015 жыл бұрын
This is going to hurt, isn't it?
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Fright more like
@fenrir-art47425 жыл бұрын
It is so blinding it hurts.
@Gilby13855 жыл бұрын
Greetings and salutations *_N A T H A N I E L F O G A_*
@Exospray4 жыл бұрын
At a guess they recorded it in EP mode to reduce the ammount of tape needed per cassette. these people were so cheap they were literally counting the pennies needed to produce the tape
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
The Holly Jolly Nightmare Becomes Reality!
@otakunthevegan42065 жыл бұрын
Putting the Christ back in JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM THIS ABOMINATION!!!
@goufr35405 жыл бұрын
Snowden was a much better villainous snowman that that GCI crap that makes even Foodfight look good. All we need now is some ELF BOWLING.
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
OLD MAN inspects SANTA's Workshop saying the workshop is COMPLETELY USELESS NOW
@KhayJayArt5 жыл бұрын
But it wasn't even wet!!
@christopherschuch53285 жыл бұрын
@@KhayJayArt There was snow all over the North Pole. & snow is frozen water. So it is completely useless.
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
@@christopherschuch5328 exactly.....
@christopherschuch53285 жыл бұрын
@@mathieuleader8601 That I was expecting.
@markcobuzzi8265 жыл бұрын
@Khadijah Johnson But the presents were all in wet boxes, so that counts.
@gayghostguy20895 жыл бұрын
Christmas light? More like Christmas darkness
@Gasoline855 жыл бұрын
More like Christmas Snooze. Literally everyone sounds like they're about to fall asleep.
@WittingStudios5 жыл бұрын
"Something something darkness within darkness, something something X-Blade, something something Kingdom Hearts." -Some old fart with an edgy key.
@ManaAdvent5 жыл бұрын
More like Christmas Blight
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47875 жыл бұрын
Christmas darkness. Has a nice ring to it
@lightyearpig125 жыл бұрын
(cue Simple and Clean)
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin5 жыл бұрын
Phelous and Sabrespark both delivered horrible Christmas movie reviews. A Christmas miracle
@goufr35405 жыл бұрын
Together, they bring...THE HAPPINESS.
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin5 жыл бұрын
Uh... what kind of happiness we talking bout now?
@AmaryInkawult5 жыл бұрын
CWDTrixie keep those tears away from glass blowers.
@dubuyajay99645 жыл бұрын
What about Red Letter Media?
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 wait do they have a channel?
@zzz_buzzing_zzz12345 жыл бұрын
Are we sure this was made by an actual company, and not some church group that had a member with an amateur 3D modeler grandchild?
@dragonempress83675 жыл бұрын
If it was made by a church they'd mention the birth of Jesus instead of light.
@wstine795 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be Christmas time without that jolly old elf with the Red and Black hat.
@dancepiglover5 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much at the girl giving CPR to a puddle!
@chaiserasheed57835 жыл бұрын
I had completely forgotten about EP and all the other VHS modes.
@SwiftNimblefoot5 жыл бұрын
Oh, brings back memories. When a 180 minute tape could be increased by LP and doubled by EP! Of course the quality got crappy, but back when VHS tapes cost a lot... you had to use this. I had one 240 minute tape to record all my cartoons on.
@handsomebrick5 жыл бұрын
@@SwiftNimblefootI was extremely little when I figured that out, and I didn't even believe it at first, I can extend the recording time of any normal VHS tape to 6 hours just by changing one setting? The quality was worse but I never noticed stuff like that, I still don't. Later I learned that non-recordable VHS tapes could be turned recordable by putting tape over the hole on the edge, I actually figured that out by myself.
@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario5 жыл бұрын
Chaise Rasheed I didn’t even know they even existed
@SwiftNimblefoot5 жыл бұрын
@@handsomebrick Oh, that's neat! I knew that one too but I never wanted to record over a pre-recorded tape so I never tried. We only had LP when we were kids, EP was something I only learned about much later, but then we did get such a device (a Panasonic, have it to this day) and it was very useful.
@davidhileman85673 жыл бұрын
I am a Gen Z guy, and I'm proud of it, but I also have plenty of knowledge on VHS modes, quirks and tapes. Having to rewind the tape, EP, SP, and LP. Learned the latter from this review!
@shwahgamer Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this was your reaction to the Snowman head in the sky. 😆
@kaebeelee5 жыл бұрын
The characters also have Jon Arbuckle eyes so im kinda scared this is Garfield Universe.
@dnmstarsi3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it makes me wish Garfield was in this. I would love to see his (and Jon's) reaction to this nightmare.
@EpicJasonX90002 жыл бұрын
20:32 apparently Burton is actually Andross. they never should of used the Super FX chip to create this Christmas special.
@mechaman78182 жыл бұрын
Santa's prison is like something out of a manga. We got sociopathic genius Isaac building rocket sleds. His arch nemesis built a machine to outdo him, but that turned him into a sentient snowman. They get their powers from the nebulous "Christmas Light" that one of them wants to destroy. They get the female sidekick who acts as the moral compass. We just need Riki-Oh to show up playing his grass flute and it could be the Riki-Oh: Christmas Special.
@vanguardangel69122 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but that scream at 9:25 is just priceless 🤣
@tovarischkrasnyjeshi5 жыл бұрын
The "Chistmas light is inside you" part the girl sings sounded a bit like the Life Day or Hope Day or whatever song Leia sang in the Star Wars Christmas Special. Or else I'm losing it.
@izzymcgee25275 жыл бұрын
A Red Letter Media Classic. :)
@NikoZguri2 жыл бұрын
"You'll rue the day that you had your way with me!!" this is a kids movie, right?
@widdershins37855 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I say to myself, that I miss the days that Phelous reviewed horror movies. Then I remember, he still does. ....you would think a "Childrens' Animation" wouldn't require a gory, opening kill to move the plot along...
@lucianite05 жыл бұрын
I love that this review is longer than the movie in its entirety.
@Nionivek5 жыл бұрын
Why is it that people seem to ignore when machines do clearly impossible things far greater in possibility than its previous use? The guy made a machine that can turn people into a snowman capable of creating world spanning snowstorms. So in theory one could use it to create rainfall to fight droughts... Or is it limited to only making things evil?
@thenumberquelve1584 жыл бұрын
14:44 made me flash back to Dinosaur Adventure. "After all, it's the first Eggbert a dino's ever laid! The rest were all brought in by the storks. (Ha ha ha ha!) That's what you think." I don't believe it, but we can now finally say that Dingo Pictures is actually *better at sarcasm* than these guys.
@dumontpictures73033 жыл бұрын
I had a copy of this movie once upon a time, and have to say despite it's issues, this movie was always a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't why I just really love this movie. Better than it's sequel.
@ghoulbeanzz3123 жыл бұрын
same
@chasformer30915 жыл бұрын
18:37 I AM SINISTAR! RUN! RUN COWARDS!
@phelous5 жыл бұрын
I had a thought of referencing that but I couldn't remember the name, heh.
@scottylewis81245 жыл бұрын
Never! Mention! Sinistar!
@TheAdorkableRJ5 жыл бұрын
This special might have been worth seeing if the frozen Burton had shattered into bloody chunklets like Leo.
@Alex-yj6ju3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought Andross when they showed the snowman head