Alpha Male Videos Need to Stop

[@billbill6094]

Ah I see, an Alpha male is like Superman and a Sigma male is like Batman. And just like both characters, they're entirely fictional

[@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67]

That is a hilariously accurate break down.

[@kaylalyons4461]

😂😂😂

[@wickedglassbears]

Robin is Batman’s botto.....Beta.

[@حسابعشوائي-ه9ث]

@@wickedglassbears Yeah and Alfred would the Omega since he's mostly chilling and we don't much about him compared to the other two.

[@JuicePrime]

Aye bro you need a KZbin Emmy 😂

[@prajwalg17]

"Astrology for men". Couldn't have put it better lol

[@codybarlik4524]

“I can’t help it I’m just an octomale”

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

What Chinese sign are ya'll? I'm a dog

[@Bigboy-pg1uu]

I’m an alpha monkey Scorpio

[@codybarlik4524]

Beast of East this shit sounds like a transformation in an anime lmfao

[@RainbowRoadCrashTest]

Astrology for men with toxic masculinity sounds more like it

[@ahmadwweraw]

You're just jealous you're not an intermittent fasting, cold shower taking, sleeping on the floor nofap kino diet mewing warrior

[@ahmadwweraw]

@Eric S the elixir of the gods

[@user-vg6ow8in5s]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sid3xeff3ctz]

Mewing 😂

[@officertenpenny4505]

Eric S different breed

[@theroamingsavage8813]

RIGHT? Pretty revealing also is the fact that 90% of those "alpha" uber successful and rich men only got that way cz they inherited daddys money or they got a "loan" from said daddy and then used all of daddys connections and network for MORE loans and money, and knowing that daddy wouldnt let them fail to the point of going bankrupt and living in the streets, they felt "emboldened" and "alpha" enough to start that business knowing they had ZERO risk of suffering any REAL consequences like the rest of us simple mortals LOL

[@BradS3788]

2:07 An omega male is just a dude who takes fish oil 3x a day

[@gregoryscott7088]

Omega 3 fatty acid male.

[@alpha3xistence8]

He was probably told to do so by another beta/alpha/sigma/omegashenron

[@Bonobopantherienbionique]

Flax/chia seeds shit on fish oil all day

[@patrickjin6610]

@@Bonobopantherienbionique Who doesn’t chug fish oil 24/7 😤

[@kimfuruwal9285]

Here i am ✌️

[@KarlMySuitcase]

"When u did parties, I studied the blade" - Sigma male

[@starwarsroo2448]

Why does that sound like a Bane quote

[@robertsavotins8714]

Ligma*

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Omega male*

[@julien417]

*whispers in japanese*

[@rumenstoianov9200]

-fat redditor*

[@bobby2bend]

I expressed some past girl issues to a friend the other day and he told me that I need to watch Teachingmensfashion and he referred to himself as an alpha. Please pray for him

[@jazet-_-5641]

Save him before it’s too late

[@nyikiwe]

Sorry to hear that but you have to put him down it's for his own good

[@lepketheslime4792]

I think 9mm hollow tip to head might save him.

[@bobby2bend]

@MJ Mail I'm 20 and he is 17

[@Nancys_minion221]

Lol y’all some busters. Acting like it doesn’t exist.

[@Jay-Jose]

When I walk into a room full of people, I naturally impress everyone with my health insurance coverage. That's what makes me a Cigna male. I'll show myself out.

[@WorkingFromHomeToday452]

Thank you for this

[@Mindful-Millenial]

😂😂😂

[@k-la-k6828]

Yeah, I also love being an Asthma Male

[@doccholo905]

I prefer to boast my credit score

[@christinerodriguez3976]

That's hilarious!😂😂😂

[@darraghkelly1744]

A lad said to me that most of us play Red Dead Redemption 2 while he lives it. We work in the same supermarket job.

[@jaredmartin7040]

Wow what a dork

[@Daniel-kx7ip]

He's built different. A true kinowarrior

[@antonchigurh2930]

That lad can't even kill a mouse lol living his life like he's red dead redemption hahaha

[@UNcommonSenseAUS]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tobyjohn4682]

Yes cuz he's robbed a bank before.

[@user-cu9ic2yu8f]

The ancestor of the Sigma and the Omega male. Behold ... the Smegma male.

[@footballmx21423]

Well done!

[@soldierside365]

If I had coffee, I’d have spat it out

[@chryzos3091]

Ah yes...the legendary smegma male. The tastiest of them all

[@isaiahlasley4668]

Smegma Man is my favorite Nintendo game.

[@versacesarcophagus1005]

That joke was cheesy 🤣🤣

[@VogeGandire]

"Do you think I'm a sigma male?" "No, you don't do your own laundry" Phil bodied on his own channel, you love to see it

[@79ped]

He let it in, so he must be an Alpha. Doesn't care about what other thinks and will take the heat from the females, putting them in their place.

[@SirAlexanderdeLarge]

Was that his mom? And more importantly, is she hot?!

[@husseind31]

@@SirAlexanderdeLarge his chick

[@donedeal00051]

@@SirAlexanderdeLarge Of course she is, where else would Philion get the genes for that sick mane..👍🏿 Great Work Mama Philion!

[@SirAlexanderdeLarge]

@@husseind31 but doesn't he live in his mom's attic or something?

[@89Dustdevil]

I can’t hear someone say “Lone Wolf” unironically without throwing up in my mouth.

[@T0tenkampf]

Chuck Norris would like to speak with you.

[@89Dustdevil]

ApexSun Lone Wolf Mcquade is a completely different word and you know it 😂

[@T0tenkampf]

@Andy Dorannuu Botox injects Chuck Norris into its face to keep looking young

[@Answerisequal42]

Except when playing DOS2

[@chaitanyadivate4551]

I just like Wolves that's why i like that moniker lol

[@raaniatahseen695]

I'm a woman watching this and all I can think of when I see alpha, beta, omega and sigma is they are pretty much the four horsetraits of the bullshitpocalypse

[@ashkitt7719]

Also based and redpilled when used unironically

[@armaansamirizvi3354]

You spend all night on that there eh patty?

[@abrahamgarcia8332]

you must be a beta female then

[@antonchigurh2930]

@@abrahamgarcia8332 I believe you're a spiderman

[@JorgeGarcia-zm4hs]

Welcome to the mind of a man whenever he hears women talk about astrology.

[@Ss_18009]

"What do girls find incredibly attractive?", People who don't watch these videos.🤣🤣🤣

[@professorprofesserson9618]

And that's because these videos are aimed at 14 year olds who have yet to realize that 99.99% of women on this planet are basically just looking for a non-psycho who has a fun personality, and not wrapped up like a tool calzone in this onslaught of pseudoscientific social dynamic bullshit. If you go to a bar dressed up like a douchebag flower in bloom like the guy in the illustration, sulking around in the corner and trying to put out some "rebellious vibe", you'd better be hoping the taxi guy doesn't charge extra for that ten feet of scarf when you inevitably go home alone. Here's the real secret: unless you're fucking an anime pillow, just be yourself.

[@callofghoul9835]

Finally an Indian who watches philion.

[@imlxst5914]

literally

[@multirampage1]

@@professorprofesserson9618 “women on this planet are basically just looking for a non-psycho who has a fun personality” Naah, you’re as delusional as that red pill snake oil salesman. Women want guys that are physically attractive.

[@professorprofesserson9618]

@@multirampage1 Haha, what? That sounds like an excuse not to try. I'm 6'1, 160, so I'm definitely no Swolly Mammoth, but I do alright because girls are people, and most people just want to be with folks with a good personality.

[@texasbrotherbear6863]

I’m not a virgin I’m just ‘doing my own thing’

[@haydnjames5104]

@@sippincode1553 can you hear that music?

[@MaskedMenace808]

😂😂😂

[@gaganhk8176]

@@haydnjames5104 you mean boss music?

[@nihilistlemon1995]

I feel like being time traveled and seeing men going their own way again loool

[@AnonYmous-spyonmepls]

like those old guys with the trophy wives? Sometimes you have to focus on important shit so you get more money 💰 girlfriends slow you down, real hustlers dont keep women just bang when its needed.

[@musclememer2892]

I was wondering why there's no Gamma male, then I realised there's only one Hulk.

[@mariog1490]

Hulk definitely smashes the most. Too bad his arm was injured in a masterbation accident.

[@edward6749]

Lol I love this comment

[@nickwalker7850]

Underrated comment

[@spritepunk]

Red Hulk, Abomination, A-Bomb, and otuer Hulkified heroes would like to have a word

[@manboy4720]

bruce banner is definitely infertile.

[@elfinthekitchen]

2. Ability to control a room. * applies for a job as a prison officer *

[@iamsaint144]

Oml lmao 🤣 😂

[@hi.241]

Lol

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

* farts *

[@princeekeson12]

Right? Lol.

[@hbhb3640]

Lmfao laughed at this to hard

[@isaac9343]

Basically, a Sigma is an edgy anime protagonist

[@farisraja6444]

Sasuke-type / zoro-type

[@conansglasses2645]

@Pierre Alarie please don't use gay as an insult

[@anarche4900]

Goner Kid how do you know it wasn’t meant as a compliment what are you some kind of puss boy

[@MrSpvdes]

Why are you being gay about him using the word gay stop it

[@borisnk9434]

Basically,Jotaro

[@jokarr33]

You've gotta give the guy credit, he knew exactly how incel reddit warrior types see themselves and how to stroke their egos. Playing those neckbeards like a fiddle.

[@FiniteMan1933]

Dude it's insane how they give themselves these weird labels like bruh straight up getting an excuse for being a loser💀

[@MrPtrlix]

Such a sigma movement

[@clqliveson]

Trrruuuuuue

[@TheAIGhostwriter_MinorMiracle]

While using a wire brush to boot

[@1928zxcv]

ha! exactly! just like the whole stupid “red pill” thing ....it sounds cool and those losers love it

[@wesleylang172]

I feel dumber learning about these labels.

[@venusiansociety9483]

Dude that's so sigma of you

[@TheRadiantSoap]

Download NordVPN and watch the video backwards to unwind the effects

[@pyrrosdimas5798]

You guys can always join my pack if you feel lonely. Just keep in mind that i'm the alpha.

[@andreacolombi1832]

@@pyrrosdimas5798 nah bro, I'm a sigma I do my own thing I sit in my dark basement and watch these videos while the anime is downloading. I dominate my room u feel me bro?

[@FitLabb]

Love his take on this absurd video. Had me laughing the whole time!!! 😂

[@secular_being]

Philion washes his hair and then roasts people.. Man of culture

[@SpaceCaptainLord]

“Sigmas are serial killers.” Laughed so hard at that.

[@LTGamingYoutube]

Haha me too...was a good one 👌😂

[@iminmissouri8589]

Laughed bc I relate

[@silverjaystv2441]

I can relate

[@kloserlook]

It wasn’t that funny. It was funny but not that funny you had to lie that you laughed out loud.

[@codymenesini5102]

Legend has it when a sigma, omega, alpha and beta male all stand in a circle, they summon TeachingMensFashion.

[@jkumadapharaoh8514]

Hahahaha

[@bullrun2772]

Whole fuck that’s funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brunodepurno]

hahahahha i got a mental image where i saw a few of these guys walking in a room and captain planet appears...

[@somerled5513]

Funniest comment right here

[@C24-c9k]

That neckbeard avi tho 🤣

[@gankt]

Phillion's alpha girlfriend came in and turned him into a beta

[@SILVER-zf2hu]

Pretty sure that was his mum lmao

[@rizzoli7]

@@SILVER-zf2hu That is his hot sis

[@Deadpool-px2nm]

Rizzo *stepsis

[@rizzoli7]

@@Deadpool-px2nm nah it's full blood

[@ProStateExaminer]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP BRO??!!?

[@CommonSenseless1993]

How insecure do you have to be to take this Alpha-Beta-Sigma crap seriously? He said it best, it’s basically just astrology. Trying to form an identity based on absolutely nothing.

[@JohnJohnson-fm1gy]

Aren't calling them pathetic akin to calling them betas?

[@thewaywardgrape3838]

@@JohnJohnson-fm1gy Refuting the concept, not the person.

[@JohnJohnson-fm1gy]

@@thewaywardgrape3838 So technically their beta in a non concept way?

[@thewaywardgrape3838]

@@JohnJohnson-fm1gy Can you please that in a way that's legible pleas

[@JohnJohnson-fm1gy]

@@thewaywardgrape3838 They are beta but not the conceptual beta. You use some other word to describe them. But they are still in effect, "beta", right?

[@Spudawg]

These alpha videos hit cringe levels that shouldn't be possible

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

999999

[@remikremii4376]

Purple Tri *FBI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@bruh......2005]

Over 9000

[@lionheart5581]

So sigma males are basically just anime characters

[@lessthanthreemetal]

Light Yagami

[@Lozwave]

That’s hilarious

[@bullymaguire2061]

Levi Ackerman

[@full-timepog6844]

@Shadow Monarch why would u do that?

[@full-timepog6844]

@Shadow Monarch ligma male!

[@JackDenmo]

Funny stuff. So many people fall prey to these clickbaity "Alpha" or "Beta" videos. Best key to self-improvement is focusing on yourself and your purpose. Social skills that get you ahead and help you both direct and lead others are built through human interaction and having multiple friend groups/social circles to learn from! Don't worry about being Alpha or Beta

[@iagreewithyou20yearsago95]

Facts and i never expected to find you here lmao

[@Deadpool-px2nm]

This is such an Alpha comment

[@Opethfeldt]

People who try to be alpha aren't alpha at all. It's just something you are. You can't fake the behavior because no matter how much you know about being "alpha", your automatic tendencies will come out at some point.

[@abrahamgarcia8332]

alphas dont worry about these types of videos. betas on the other hand spend their time making videos about how they hate the archetypes

[@gigachad3861]

ugly guys shows social skills he's called a rapist lol

[@DreamBeatsBakery]

I'm so alpha I scowl at men in public who are walking with their girlfriends I don't need one I'm an independent sigma overlord. I'm so alpha that when a female store employee comes up to me and asks me if I need something I just ignore her because alphas are non reactive.

[@franciscodelcampo3164]

like a true alpha and sigma male mix should u are truly above all of us

[@davidrezendedasilveira7598]

“STOP TALKING TO ME, PATHETIC FEMOID. DON’T YOU SEE I’M A ALPHA-SIGMA-THETA-OMICRON MALE?? GET A REAL MAN TO ATTEND ME AND BEGONE.”

[@Stirling-Shade]

@sakor88 They really do. I never considered getting in a relationship until my sister managed to prove to me that there is still hope for good men out there. She managed to score herself a shamed on "nice guy" that she fell deeply in love with. Dont worry men she's contributing if that's what you're worried about. They split dinner checks. Plus she just fucking bought him a sword from some game the guy likes for his birthday present. Plus yes, I am jealous and pissed off at society.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@sakor88 it depends, sometimes they do become more desperate for your attention if you ignore them, but thats when it happens on accident because youre busy with something, instead of doing it on purpose to manipulate them. they can tell the difference because theyre not stupid.

[@JAMARISPEAKS]

philion the goat

[@AtracBreezy]

Even the guy JAMARI watches phil

[@brainbrown1084]

You should do a video mocking them too. And im a big fan of your channel

[@christiansantana4869]

Just watched your recent video about simps that was hilarious brother

[@QuoEdits]

jamari the goat

[@ice_wallow_come5449]

The Tanned Super Man

[@mostafasamir350]

When they see that alpha male trend has ended they created sigma male

[@llewelynshingler2173]

They'll run out of Greek letters if they're not careful.

[@lylemcdermott2566]

@@llewelynshingler2173 they'll use the same stuff as the meat industry A1 A2 and shit.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

That'll be a sight. Especially just before they run out

[@thestifmyster1]

All I learned from Julian’s video pictures is that: beard = women.

[@bullrun2772]

Lol

[@sgtkillgore]

Sssst dont let all the future neckbeards hear this

[@r0llc4ll66]

That word Julian 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KodyMDennis]

What are these social rejects gonna do when they run out of Greek letters? I vote for Egyptian Hieroglyphs. Im a “guy with an alligator for a head” male.

[@sarcodonblue2876]

Ha ha !

[@MTdaBlacking]

"I'm a true Sobek male! I'm extremely fertile and oversee death and burial rites! Ladies just can't resist dating me..."

[@Oly1y]

"Believing in this channel is just astrology for men" what a perfect analogy

[@dirge808]

i literally paused the video and whispered "holy shit" to myself when he said that. On the money.

[@ihanakaunotar2741]

Legit 100%

[@elr8691]

Loving the sexy-aunt-just-out-of-shower look.

[@timbeck5112]

wait wait wait. Aunt? No.

[@TrollPductions]

Hahahahahahah

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

😳

[@Xxassass1n021xX]

😏😏🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@TheBradleyClarke]

"You think I'm a sigma male?" - Silence - Response I thought she'd say: "You'll be a single male if you carry on"

[@lena1555love]

was that his mom or his gf?

[@TheBradleyClarke]

@@lena1555love I assume gf

[@conansglasses2645]

@Purple Tri .... huh ?!!

[@Deadpool-px2nm]

Burnt Orange Still gonna smash

[@hampuskullberg9932]

Is 2021 when we'll start hearing; "Excuse me, did you just assume my archetype?!"

[@justingriffiths1659]

Oh I ducking hope that happens! I’d probably shit myself if I hear it though.

[@tayolenson2268]

This made my day

[@noremac0575]

I'm actually a salpha, a signa/alpha archetype....DONT GET IT WRONG AGAIN.

[@russoga]

@@noremac0575 ok batman

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

* employers nervously rush to include archetypes on every application *

[@jaym0ney_]

"believing in this channel is just astrology for men" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@iminmissouri8589]

I cannot believe that ppl really believe in that astrology shit

[@bullrun2772]

Jay V lol yep

[@YourAverageGamerPC]

Its so true

[@bullrun2772]

YourAverageGamerPC well said

[@AlexMartinez-1316]

That was one of the best things he ever said.

[@captainobvious90]

Im a gamma male, i turn to green when im angry

[@ozancanca9740]

Lol

[@6lackros3]

😂😂

[@tayolenson2268]

I'm*

[@tayolenson2268]

I'm a grammar male, I get angry when I don't see perfect grammar.

[@mr.glurak9492]

@@tayolenson2268 xD

[@haris1403]

The only dude I'm fine with ads getting spammed coz of this quality content

[@leonardo9259]

Check out internet historian

[@2015shamrocks]

“They’ve got a dark side to them” So you’re telling me their Sith Lords? I’m confused.

[@sethjones6711]

“So this guy just drives 5 miles above the speed limit” had me laughing hard

[@Vermilion_97]

You ever been to Michigan? We apparently don't have a speed limit lmao

[@jangolub8240]

@@Vermilion_97 youre all sigmas

[@OpticalGreen]

So basically, a sigma male is Geralt of Rivia. A cool but imaginary guy. Sorry boys, being lonely rebelious and quiet is not enough to qualify you for the role.

[@chill3282]

No, Geralt is a badass bounty hunter who slays monsters for money. Also he gets pussy. So basically the exact opposite of people who think they’re sigma or watch alpha videos

[@alexblickhan5175]

Or Oliver queen “profile pic”

[@OpticalGreen]

@@alexblickhan5175 that is correct.

[@juanrocollazo]

It's a fantasy that incels desperately want to be true. "Maybe if I dress in black, wear a leather jacket, sit by myself at lunch all brooding and mysterious and don't let anyone know too much about me, I'll be the cool, mysterious badass." Nah buddy, you're trying too hard to be edgy and you're creeping people out.

[@BritishTeaFGC]

So you're telling me all those prostitutes that I tied together to use as a raft was a waste of money AND time?

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

“What is an omega male?” Obviously a guy that actually takes the omega 3 supplements we all buy when somebody recommends them for shoulder pain after a bench session then leave in the back of the cupboard lmao

[@caprimann87]

who leaves those in the back of the cupboard, omega3 is essential

[@mikedrop4421]

@@caprimann87 lots of us

[@caprimann87]

@@mikedrop4421 dont

[@fordmuigai1148]

Every phillion fan

[@davideisman3030]

Darkseid is an Omega Male

[@Progress_or_Barbarism]

This is how I befriended my beautiful girlfriend: I went and talked to her, and we happened to like each other.

[@russoga]

Uau, magica.

[@hyrumcannon3789]

What is this sorcery

[@jarenc2048]

You’re a wizard Harry.

[@Progress_or_Barbarism]

I’m the Daveed Ba-Layne of dating.

[@infinitydesu]

Did you summon her with your sigma male powers?

[@your_virtuoso]

We're running out of greek alphabet letters very quickly now. Shootout to my deltas l, epsilon and theta males

[@oz_jones]

Don't forget the phi males

[@bigknight09]

You thought we were running out? We are now moving onto the military alphabet. I am a Juliet Male.

[@cubed0724]

Also include lamba male.

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

Mojamba male

[@notkingali1798]

“You are scaring the dogs” Philion is an alpha

[@drewvans9442]

These are the videos unconfident dudes use to fill the void all of us have when we don’t know who we are yet.

[@InTrancedState]

Literally every man goes through this phase of self identification. Everyone has to be confident on their own at some point to get anywhere lol

[@martinsapsted9653]

This was a good comment

[@martinsapsted9653]

For some reason I felt like I was the only one who didn’t know who they are themselves

[@ohhesabaaadman52]

I’m 22 and I don’t know what my place in this life is yet but I don’t try to use silly labels to booster my confidence

[@adityadangol550]

Oh shit. That went right through me.

[@Peacekeepa317]

The term "bro science " earned my sub 🤣. Fucking hilarious

[@tayolenson2268]

Watch brosciencelife

[@taylorperkins460]

U know how u build self-esteem? By doing esteem-able acts. This stuff isn’t difficult, just live ur life in a way that u can be proud of and u will like urself and in turn things like getting a girl and having friends will fall into place on its own. And he’s right though, if ur watching videos on how to be an alpha or a ‘sigma’..... you’ve already lost 😂. It’s not that serious and if u put too much emphasis on trying to act a certain way, that shit seeps out through your pores and people find it off-putting.

[@seanparkinson8753]

You wouldn’t happen to be an armchair expert fan would you?

[@taylorperkins460]

Sean Parkinson Had never heard of it. Actually had to google it just now 😂. Gotta love some Dad Shepherd and Kristin Bell though

[@thelastkage646]

Well said man

[@VividFilmProductions]

You’re right. But if a guy keeps getting rejected by women maybe it’s time to rethink his “just be yourself” shit.

[@BaldLezB_In]

Getting a woman doesn’t just fall in your lap. You need to actually talk to women

[@dubzilla6978]

Please don’t describe yourself as a lone wolf. Especially near school zones.

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

Fr

[@Spungebobonicerocks]

I don't really believe these definitions exist outside of internet world. When I hear someone identifying as one or the other its like internet spilling over into real life. However I am not worried when 15 yo says I am alpha.. When I hear 43 yo then wtf man..

[@dubzilla6978]

Egon Glavaš good point

[@Jaysnipes]

LmaO

[@caseh4235]

"being quiet without controlling the room makes you look weird" Just tell me I'm ugly

[@Zax557]

I feel like the original video missed a couple of important facts about the sigma male, such as them being afraid of friendship and deep emotional connection, seeking power, having an undying thirst for revenge, may want to kill their older sibling and may be called Sasuke.

[@petergressler1498]

People with sasuke pfps are a threat to mankind

[@Coolguy-or8ex]

@@petergressler1498 why

[@petergressler1498]

@@Coolguy-or8ex lmao theyre always just incels or fucking weird kids brah

[@likeadino8580]

Lol

[@LuisCfitness]

"Do you fucking summon Exodia?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattengelbrecht3463]

when i heard it💀

[@gcslksd]

if we are going with greek letters, are women phi males? i think i've reached enlightenment

[@vito7361]

No they are "Π"

[@ahmeddjeghri6879]

Yes, cause most of phimales "psy"cho Edit: People who can't take a joke (as bad as it is) are "pi"tiful

[@ahmeddjeghri6879]

@@WrathofFenrir99 well yeah that's true, but I know something else called "humor"

[@Troublenut]

Ahmed Djeghri trying way too hard incel. Drop these comments, they make you sound 14 or desperate or both

[@littlestan6625]

@@Troublenut your name is literally wolf boy, and you want to call others an incel?

[@Bf3Pumba9887i]

Iced coffee’s in hand and third eye open this is going to be gold

[@djalway4635]

I don’t think any comment has ever been better stated than this

[@TheSuperappelflap]

i actually remember being in college at some frat party, some dude thought i was a beta loser because i wasnt constantly flexing and talking about myself, until he observed me having a casual conversation with 3 girls. he asked me if i knew their names, which i did because i literally just asked them 2 minutes prior. dude instantly thought i was a cool guy for having the basic human skills of remembering peoples names and being able to talk to members of the opposite sex. this was in like 2010 before this whole alpha male trope came into existence but looking back at it now this lens makes it even more hilarious. this is literally all i had to do to be considered an alpha male by this frat boy.

[@JSowder21]

And then everyone clapped

[@ihanakaunotar2741]

Lmao, you could have become a hero. Some dudes are just that bad in communicating with the opposite sex.

[@CapraObscura]

Anyone that calls themself a "lone wolf" needs to be back-handed by gran

[@fellipedasilva99]

Introvert is the proper term I guess

[@chinii_eej]

It’s even more hilarious to me because wolves by nature have their biggest strengths in packs, you know, together.

[@classychandu5090]

Unless it's Chuck Norris

[@RainbowRoadCrashTest]

Anybody that label themselves anything needs to be back handed by a gran

[@kippetjes4]

@@chinii_eej you realise that's the whole point of it right, both humans and wolves being "stronger" in groups, yet a "lone wolf" being one who does not involce themselves or is excluded from said groups.. not sure what is funny about it, unless u mean when people use it as a form of "alpha" terminology?

[@rebeccabrown1643]

'ability to think deeply' 'self sufficient' 'don't need other people to validate you'.... Yeah so no one watching a channel about how to be more alpha then.

[@iridescentnomad9289]

I think most of them are just confused and seek guidance on how to nurture their masculinity that was retarded by a lack of father figure to teach them how. Maybe they didn't have a father, or their father just wasnt good at being one, so they seek validation elsewhere to fulfill that void that can't be fulfilled by others outside of themselves and their dads. Ironically, I think this has an opposite effect that causes these types to develop what others describe as "toxic masculinity." Often, it's just a tribe of misguided men misleading other misguided men.

[@env0x]

I only watch those videos so i can see the sponsor advertisements. I'm an ascended alpha

[@rashad5010]

@@iridescentnomad9289 Right!

[@ramiradams3653]

Alpha that's so last year

[@oscarkilby4033]

@@ramiradams3653 I gotta know when the Zeta male video is coming out

[@poutinedream5066]

As a woman, whenever I hear a man call another man a beta, I don't think "that guy's an alpha"- I think "that guy's an asshole." Pro tip- Alphas don't have to tell us they are alphas.

[@Glorfendil]

and, of course, "alpha" does'nt exist even in the nature, it's fake science, utter BS...these guys has to be so fragile (and ignorant) to rely on that.....

[@pilgrim273]

so to sum it up:- Sigma ass - quiet kid Alpha ass - popular kid Beta ass - Popular kid's followers Omega ass - Nerd this is not true dont take this seriously i was kidding

[@lancelottheknight7126]

FarFromAverage is this Nerd classmate of yours who thinks who knows everything but in reality cant even talk with girls.

[@shoqvaive1842]

Well put.

[@irishjoe2941]

RIP Homeboy Dime.

[@poutinedream5066]

It's just sad watching these people exploit the incels. Those people are sick and they need help, not people encouraging their ridiculous beliefs.

[@venustheplanet8208]

Being able to talk with women doesn't equal knowing everything.

[@mariog1490]

Elizabeth Sanford it’s a market man 🤷🏿‍♂️. I ain’t knockin his hustle.

[@madabawi8879]

5:53 "you know what girls find incredibly attractive? people who don't watch these videos" I couldn't stop laughing and continued to watch these videos

[@xxm0abxx5]

Ummm based?

[@aspockworkorange]

Purple Tri no one is reading all that shit

[@robrick9361]

I'm a figma male, as in my masculinity is a figment of my imagination.

[@Elendir]

Why do These pick up artists always forget the two most important things for picking up women: - be attractive - be good looking

[@Zooom88]

Lazar and be a man of high status. With a career to match.

[@izdaica1]

“I’m gonna let you in on a secret. You know what girls find attractive? People who don’t watch these videos.” Yup.

[@conwak4890]

I think sigma males are just too mysterious for him to fully comprehend

[@codybarlik4524]

Dark magician is the classic example of a sigma male

[@robertsavotins8714]

Bro it’s ligma not sigma

[@SilkyLew]

@@robertsavotins8714 😏

[@alexserhatt379]

Roberts Avotiņš yo whats that

[@robertsavotins8714]

Silky LewJr i know you had a crush on me

[@dusan2493]

The society need more people like Philion. Amazing content. Lets get those 1M subscribes

[@Robertsnaith]

The sigma sounds like the type of person that ends up on government watch lists.

[@hyrumcannon3789]

Don't convince me to start liking them 🤔

[@flavoracid]

"I'm a Beta because Chad over there is talking to 9 girls". Bro, I fucking spit coffee into my cup when taking a sip. This is great fucking content to start the day holy shit.

[@Catholic-Redpilled-Spaniard]

For the Emperor lol

[@PvMDiablo]

I'm more of an ligma type male.

[@teamrogers1047]

I didn’t scroll far enough before I made my comment. Beat me to it sir.

[@kingcsss1620]

Whats ligma? 😂

[@teamrogers1047]

Fussy Nexus you just activated his trap card...

[@seamussullivan2218]

Trevor Rogers that reverse uno about to happen

[@PvMDiablo]

@@kingcsss1620 ligma balls my guy

[@danehaggarty609]

“Do they summon Exodia?” I cried

[@B-Man-69]

Turns out sigma males only use Dragonmaid archetypes

[@shadowkill546]

It's weird how videogames, tv, etc., are beginning to shape people's perception of life. Like, 1000 years ago nobody thought like this.

[@Scrimbo420]

I’m a lone wolf like DMX. DMX isn’t a lone wolf. You can’t just stop, drop, and open up shop alone. He’s got the ruff ryder crew.

[@nikkovalidor4890]

and just like DMX i also hate homosexuals and paying taxes

[@KanyekiKamawe]

...and an entire record label that manage his image, music and finances

[@iamsaint144]

Don't forget that he's gon give it to ya. Yeah, x gon give it to ya.

[@heisenberg4406]

@@nikkovalidor4890 hol up

[@donleno123]

RIP

[@wdkaye]

13:48 "it's stupid, it's an excuse for not having friends and socializing". Nailed it.

[@Decilag]

did someone else notice that the characters "Far from Average" uses on this vid just look lika Alpha M and this Teaching Mens fashion dude

[@viesturs6321]

I thought so too lol

[@camero4134]

Who didn't notice doesn't know either of those. Don't knowing them is actually a little bit better.

[@hazardeur]

all of these whackjobs look, dress and talk the same (bullshit). Like a robot, they are all the same and completely devoid of edges, charakter and individuality. makes me sick to the bone.

[@jairov6745]

Alpha m is gay

[@EGarza-mk2mk]

Julian's voice is so cringy. He talks like he's never left his mom's basement

[@goblinslayer6432]

Who's? Julian?

[@abrahamgarcia8332]

he dominates over his mom and her basement. so alpha

[@redhat4363]

He controls the basement!!

[@bb-3653]

@@goblinslayer6432 the far from average guy

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

he hasn't - he was using a green screen

[@gornobaneca3296]

Controlling a room? Damn, Kim Jon Un must be the biggest alpha/sigma known to people. Look how many houses full of rooms he is controlling

[@gsharpshooter80]

8:47 When you realize Philion actually has a personality outside of being a psycho on youtube

[@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223]

The little smile he has when he asks her "Do you think I'm a sigma male?" Hahaha

[@deontemabins7240]

@W Jack idk tbh, maybe?

[@goonsquad554]

W Jack his gf

[@ilikevideos4868]

What do you mean psychio? Lmao

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

You just thought he went straight faced quite after the videos? I'm confused lol

[@alpham]

Damn... If I knew sigma was an option, I would have probably picked that for the name😁

[@chibiraptor1472]

I thought this video was about your channel at first😂

[@andrewizaguirre9349]

You’re next buddy , third eye is watching you 👁

[@trevorsa6lack9uy]

What are you doing here?! Lol

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@andrewizaguirre9349 I thought he did already.

[@rakshitbhoj9987]

wait srsly bro ik that

[@Username-it8co]

Dude i deadass said in my head like "this is just like astrology" seconds before you said it lmfao

[@bigbunnyboi]

“Alpha!” “Beta!” “Omega!” “Sigma!” “Expresso!” With your powers combined, I am PHILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@seph7450]

CAPTAIN Philion, CAPTAIN

[@Nikita_Turbo]

A B O S E

[@bennyc409]

*espresso

[@lannaga230]

@Purple Tri wtf dude

[@amegagorilla]

I was expecting a hotel trivago joke 😒

[@Blessedin88]

Better to be yourself than any of these “archetypes”

[@nabils9837]

All this time I've been trying to be an alpha male and it turns out I'm actually a sigma! I already feel my vibrations getting higher

[@nullvektor9922]

People leave the room when I rip a fat one, does it count as taking control over it?

[@ethanlewis7635]

These archetypes are just beta's trying to explain away their betaness

[@victorllv9697]

Facts 💯

[@frogturtle]

this is the most ironic comment ive ever seen

[@stellar1252]

You literally just put them into one of those archetypes lol

[@danysanchez8767]

@@frogturtle on god

[@Dr.Failtastic]

Voy cooauge

[@ognjenpetrovic5274]

If there are an Alpha, an Omega, a Sigma and a Beta in the same room, does room become Theta?

[@scarmiglionealighieri2666]

And does the empty space of the room become phi?

[@bidzinski13]

So, the sigma male is basically an OP anime character, got it.

[@LARVAMOLT]

Would be somewhat cool if the system was more like, omegas are support/healers, alphas are tanks/dps, sigmas are rogues/snipers and betas are defense/crowd control.

[@shanerawlings4554]

I always look forward to some philion content. Never disappointed man thanks for the laughs.

[@somerandomclips7599]

"I'm just built different. I'm a different breed" - Sigma Male

[@philhearing3659]

No, thats kinowarriormale 😂

[@jordanMJK]

"I'm not like most girls" ---most girls

[@iridescentnomad9289]

Sigma is just a simp in denial.

[@Speedemon444]

I’m sigmafied. Sigma from mega man

[@MrMenoupload]

Hey Phillion, what do you think about the “female nature” videos? channels like MJ do it right , Steph is cold , von too cut , etc

[@conductors]

I would like to see this as well

[@SPNF.SPNF.SPNF.]

Phillion better see this

[@bluelagoon870]

This needs to be a video

[@louisvaldivia9260]

I've been wondering this too.

[@alexpark1694]

Yes. Make a video on this

[@cubeheadgameing]

I’m ashamed to say that I used to watch this kind of crap. Perfect analysis of this genre.

[@ConnorJFit]

"Do you fuse together and summon exodia" Thee funniest part.

[@kodyjoe1373]

Its hilarious that guys compare themselves to animals... "I am a lone wolf." No you are a lonely human.

[@rosure7]

I mean the concept does exist. There's peobably guys that fit the description... It isn't something like what theymake though lol

[@mclainarslanian8780]

This guys an Alpha? His real name's Clarence

[@thisisntmarko2111]

And Clarence's parents have real good laundry skills

[@joshkrawczyk7844]

Clarence Kennedy

[@jaijeet7459]

@@thisisntmarko2111 😂😂😂

[@korbinlilfern9262]

“Being super quiet and keeping to yourself without displaying confidence is really just being a weirdo” 😂

[@TheMohammedAlmashaqbeh]

See it’s like, if you’re attractive it’s hot. If you’re ugly it’s creepy.

[@hyrumcannon3789]

@@TheMohammedAlmashaqbeh just like everything else in life 🤔

[@TheMohammedAlmashaqbeh]

@@hyrumcannon3789 yep

[@markkealy4417]

And the entire point of the archetype is not caring what people think about you

[@AbhijitJena19]

That channel should be renamed to "buzz feed for men".😂😂

[@bike4aday]

"They treat other people like they're NPCs" 100% truth my dude

[@hiiipowersnappost3672]

I don’t have any friends so I’m sure I’m a sigma male, let’s go boys

[@Stefan51111]

I have the same, does that make us friends ?

[@Greg-uy6pu]

@@Stefan51111 no, if you get a friend you arent a sigma anymore

[@cali.girllivinnnevada8]

Almost there my guy!! ❤ 844k subsi is amazing…..I just know that you’ll hit that million mark by the end of the year! (2023)