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#PhoenixSC #Memes

[@PhoenixSC]

Snowy man have six buttons.

[@nickplj12]

1nd day of summer

[@theonemoth]

Weirdly enough yes

[@mineland8220]

Pretty weird

[@ohmegaonezee4751]

Yes

[@itsdarthlogan8499]

Cap

[@yangnini4936]

Imagine having a blocky world but a realistic enderman

[@Aguywandering]

What if you put that on a server without telling anyone….

[@solimes]

and with some foggy shader and city(ruin) that will be creepy

[@chrsl895]

@@Aguywandering that's good idea

[@thatfennec]

You don’t have to imagine for the low low price of 30USD

[@falconflight1137]

@@Aguywandering That's a quick way to lose all of your friends lol (seeing the realistic enderman randomly on a server would give me serious trust issues-)

[@couragegrell]

The title of the enchanted book literally translates to "The Giant Book Of Enchantments" in Galactic Code. I don't know if the build video talks about it or not, but that's what it says. Edit: I can't quite make out what the bottom says, other than it starts with "By (someone's name I presume)"

[@Xsytham]

It's "By Nerforge" at the bottom, she showed it in her video

[@LeW_42]

yes, finally someone else that spent the time to memeorise all the standard galactic alphabets.

[@itsdarthlogan8499]

Man makes Minecraft realistic and instantly regrets it.

[@ohio9499]

-DHAR MAN

[@DohiMissed344]

so you see

[@robertmcgregor8639]

No regrets in making my subreddit

[@joaquingarcia8973]

You see...

[@itzslayr1435]

1:23 Imagine that’s not a turtle obviously it is but imagine it wasn’t and he said the wrong thing

[@breakingaustin]

That enchanted book is actually real.. Nerdforge made it she's a genius ngl

[@elliottsampson1454]

link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnK8aKyImNaasLs

[@ghastdude589]

@@elliottsampson1454 ngl was expecting that to be a bot link, thx for linking the actual vid

[@DeerJerky]

@@elliottsampson1454 applause from me.

[@KilleRedX]

_"Some of the stuff are cool"_ **PC explodes** _"Wow that was very cool"_

[@littlepotatogirl4837]

*me sitting in the remains of destroyed house after my pc blew up* *wheezes: epic that was very cool-*

[@boocoo2649]

Ha ha ha ha funny very funny

[@boocoo2649]

It’s so funny

[@CarcoDev]

wow that was really cool

[@falconflight1137]

@@littlepotatogirl4837 "This is fine"

[@Orchid_Merryweather]

1:27 loving how the realistic guardian that looks like it took so long to make is just kind of thrown over a subnautica picture

[@Enzoch42]

it kinda looks like a chubby gasopod without the head and a lot of stalker teeth attached to it

[@DasioreqDev]

@7 Ss ye

[@GiraffeFlyingHighInDinoSauce]

Just imagine putting a name tag around a sheep's neck and it magically majiclly cycles through all the colors the human being can see. It would be so cool *:D*

[@galacticpookachus6780]

1:28 Silly Phoenix, that’s not an eel, that’s a guardian!

[@bruh-cv7ec]

É̪Æ̊͡iL

[@jmatias78]

É̪Æ̊͡iL

[@KaijuPunch]

ᗴᗩᒪ𝙞ᒪ

[@jermaelerm7052]

E4E!L

[@YKMAstrooo]

ÉÆiLŁ AMOG US

[@rubiitoxic]

Villagers with levers for noses that, when flipped, turn them into an illager.

[@ShortHax]

Imagine me trying render any of this, never mind playing with all these textures

[@bempler]

ikr

[@adhdpersonified]

Cooki

[@thingsarecool887]

@RandomPerson295 potatoes can explode?

[@habibsuperb3287]

Haha, computer goes Boom boom

[@123-w1x9i]

I can cook my egg now

[@circledarray]

Yes time to unsee the enderman now

[@MCAbdo]

Can't

[@shadowlord4277]

It's beautiful, isn't it?

[@yourballscraft]

looks like scp 096

[@leovillant768]

cool

[@leovillant768]

@@yourballscraft But with less right

[@cartooncass1726]

1:05 sheep’s usually have their tails partially cut as there’s a high risk of infections that could come from waste getting stuck in their tail and eventually dying

[@pepearown4968]

1:27 Going by the theory that guardians are mechanical, a “realistic” guardian would probably look a lot more metallic and uniform than that thing.

[@blazefolf69]

Guardians are mechanical?

[@kellymicheal7256]

@@blazefolf69 according to the official guidebook apparently

[@fieryflame1299]

@@blazefolf69 Look at their texture, they look like they are made from prismarine blocks, and their spikes look like copper. And I believe elder guardians are white because barnacles.

[@The_InsideJoke]

@@blazefolf69 they also shoot lasers

[@devanrahardian5884]

Reminds me of the twins from terraria

[@mr0wlhoodini625]

1:27 As a Subnautica fan i can tell that background are the creep vines

[@rubye4022]

The realistic Minecraft enchanted book was actually made here on YT by Nerdforge! Credit where credit is due! ^^

[@GuiSmith]

And it’s effectively a tutorial or reference you could follow, because thankfully it’s not the trickiest build in the world. It’s intermediate technical know-how with the lights.

[@JackieTheVampire]

Ah yes I knew I recognized it!

[@XD2021]

ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ? :(

[@alexhuang7681]

I recognized that too! Here's a link for anyone coming across here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnK8aKyImNaasLs

[@inv41id]

@@GuiSmith To me the lights seem like the easiest part... Like, binding a good book isn't that easy (whether Nerdforge's books are very good is maybe debatable). Also getting good clean results with acrylic can be surprisingly hard and glass isn't that easy either if you're thinking of going that route.

[@vtxcomix6851]

1:28 they put it in a subnautica background which actually makes sense because it looks like something out of subnautica

[@olomator]

This is from subnautica

[@vtxcomix6851]

@@olomator the realistic guardian isn’t actually in subnautica

[@olomator]

@@vtxcomix6851 really? I was thinking it is from sub but if he's not, then sorry

[@CreytorMagnin]

1:10 in case you're wondering, that was created by Nerdforge here on KZbin! The "japanese" letters are actually the Minecraft alphabet haha. Very gorgeous book indeed :)

[@penninna]

It’s in the Standard Galactic Alphabet

[@horrorsans6427]

Christ that looks nothing like Japanese, and I've never been there and can't speak their language to save my life-

[@rlachiecyce]

A title that I translated one by one with a chart : "THE GIANT BOOK OF ENCHANTMENT"

[@toothpaste9720]

@@horrorsans6427 how would you know it looks nothing like japanese if you don't know japanese lmao it doesn't look like hiragana or kanji, which explains why to some people it wouldn't look like japanese. it looks like katakana.

[@starlightmoone]

I knew it was Nerdforge!

[@tuc0947]

0:41 that’s literally a Bloater from The Last Of Us.

[@suganthikaruppiah5967]

Phoenix is not a man of culture so he wouldn't know

[@suprecool29]

That Enderman is kind of terrifying

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

slEnderman

[@maxybg]

@@icantthinkofaname8139 no u

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

Enderman cute Change my mind

[@marcuss5379]

@@sakuragihanamichi8527 lmao

[@MaxDesignPrro]

@@icantthinkofaname8139 almost everyone knows slEnderman

[@WearyMax877]

0:42 Capcom and Resident Evil called, They want their T virus Monster Back

[@4_7D]

1:54 TRADE OFFER: You receive: 4 Bread, I receive: 15 emeralds.

[@litterbox019]

trade offer: I receive: most unbalance possible deals in favor of me for everything you could ever sell for the rest of your life you receive: 5 golden apples and splash potions of weakness and being zombified and cured 5 times while experiencing all that pain

[@shadowlord4277]

Wait this is actually a realistic one

[@PeacefulSlender99]

TRADE. OFFER!: You receive: dirt I receive: 64 emerald blocks

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

You receive: 1 emerald I receive: 32 sticks

[@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq]

Lol

[@Morality739]

Btw the enchanted book is made by nerdforge, its a rly good art channel

[@outdoorcleaner1512]

1:05 yes, sheep do have tails and they are fairly long, they get removed or "docked" when the sheep is fairly young though in an attempt to avoid diseases that arise from the wool on and around the tail absorbing the sheep shit and that shit rotting and attracting flys, which causes all kind of nasty shit to happen

[@WicePan]

Jeez man put some punctuation in your sentences.

[@eagleboi3593]

shit.

[@cyrus72707]

@@WicePan this is the internet, genius

[@YplanAnimator]

@@WicePan nah

[@outdoorcleaner1512]

@@WicePan make me

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

0:42 dude that looks amazing it looks like an ultralisk from starcraft

[@SylverMaracti]

That realistic water could destroy my computer

[@32ธนกฤตประสม]

Terraria moment

[@JohnMkrv]

Get it? Because it's water! Okay I'll leave

[@steeliox4471]

ikr same lol

[@jacobf6945]

the Enchanted book at 1:10 was made by Nerd Forge, the case is how it looks enchanted, and the writing is in enchanting table, the standard galactic alphabet

[@tater_starch]

1:53 "Well there's also this but we aren't going to talk about it" Yes we are

[@bgmarshall]

I'm going to talk about how you call yourself a nightwing but are VERY CLEARLY a nightwing-cewing hybrid Can't believe some people

[@tater_starch]

@@bgmarshall dont worry i know that he is a Nightwing-Icewing hybrid. Just dont want to put it all in one username😂

[@penninna]

Yay WoF fans!

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

0:46 Mandela effect is weird Hey. Fruit of the loom logo doesn't have a cornucopia. It never did. There was a 70s album cover called flute of the loom where the flute was the cornucopia despite it being completely absent from the logo.

[@boocoo2649]

The water one looks so good!

[@boocoo2649]

Hi?!!! 0$!!! Hey 👋 I’m Isaac John!!!

[@boocoo2649]

Say what ever you want

[@NathanRedberry]

@@boocoo2649 get milked

[@litterbox019]

the way the water gets placed and flows reminds me of terraria

[@its_a_me_pickle]

@@boocoo2649 E

[@THAMNOS]

1:11 - this book was made by Nerdforge in case you're interested. There's a full video about it

[@jigglypop]

"Do sheep have tails?" you are going to get roasted for that

[@d4ngru5h83]

Ikr

[@kaboomgaming4255]

But do they?

[@kotway2]

ඞ

[@enelannajarv]

@@kaboomgaming4255 yes

[@randomgoogleaccount4868]

@@kaboomgaming4255 Tiny ones

[@Janti0607]

On The enchanted book the writing is called the galactic alphabet or also known as enchantment table

[@T2nes]

Snowmen: have six buttons Snowiermen: have three buttons We've seemed to have confused these two clearly distinct species.

[@dragon-du6ew]

And snowiestmen have 0 buttons

[@dumbleking5172]

I'm already quite terrified of endermans as is, the fact that it sometimes just teleports out of sight and refuses to show itself is very unsettling, you don't know where it is, you don't know if it lost aggro somehow and you don't know where to keep your shield raised. The fear of the unknown is pretty strong. Paired with that enderman texture with some shaders and more realistic texture pack for blocks and you'd be set for a thrill. Imagine... _VR_

[@aceholic]

The mandela effect really hits hard on that snow golem thing.

[@theladiescallmesona]

@Mot Kaou bot?

[@mephone4irl]

@@theladiescallmesona probably

[@Cxntrxl]

Sheep do have tails, but they are cut off as lambs because it can cause infection due to their poop :)

[@foggyxires]

realistic boat clutch LMFAO

[@aldeya7059]

man the enchanted book one is SOOO COOL :0 and the villager- *dies from laughter*

[@topazmaymemory2982]

Sheep do have tails. They’re actually pretty cute. However most farm sheep get their tails cut off when they’re young. Supposedly it prevents certain problems. So to answer the question, yes they do have tails, but most of them are cut off.

[@inzanqi]

Why is it cut off?

[@HABIB31022]

The book cover is in Standard Galactic Alphabet (the same writing in enchanting tables) , and it says The Giant Book of Enchantments. FYI

[@zphantommc2092]

When your world is so realistic that you dont want to play it anymore.

[@kaboomgaming4255]

That's kinda deep

[@fortnitesexman]

"That almost looks like..japanese" It's the enchantment table language you goof

[@ferozalam3024]

No u

[@Bobo.elaohants]

I love that little mini video at the end!

[@Grasstheblock]

Imagine Mojang actually takes these ideas and they are released in the 1.18 update

[@falconflight1137]

If the enderman made it in I would stop updating my game

[@shadowlord4277]

April fools update

[@vintage-radio]

@Ambert Farm heres an idea: sell all the useless stuff in your house to get an rtx card if it doesnt work, sell something more valuable but also kinda useless

[@loganbrown5211]

The Realistic enchanted book is from a channel called Nerdforge and they make all kinds of magic themed stuff

[@chulutheimposter5415]

The last one caught me off guard, nice one Pheonix.

[@KaiSub]

That Enderman would make the game too scary

[@maxybg]

Wow, very *realistic*

[@stegpeng]

Title: **exists** Me: *everything.*

[@gamerbest480]

Idk why but people who made things realistic make thing more realistic then real life

[@Aguywandering]

WHAT HOW

[@goodgenes0]

if it's more realistic than real life then it isn't realistic because it isn't like real life, but if it's so realistic that it's more realistic than real life then it must be pretty realistic?? think about it

[@boocoo2649]

Hi

[@gamerbest480]

@@Aguywandering idk but just pointing that out there that people can make things so realistic that it too real to see it ;)

[@qsparagus]

@@goodgenes0 stop make brain think so much

[@yashinkitutoru1315]

1:27 I like how the guardian is in the subnautica kelp biome

[@killer_greag3541]

Therapist: realistic enderman can’t hurt you Realistic enderman:

[@pustota7254]

He can only hurt your PC

[@callmemax1366]

0:56 THE MANDELLA EFFECTT

[@PimasterJ]

50% Beautiful, 50% Cursed images... Perfectly balanced, as everything should be.

[@inv41id]

blursed images

[@crimson3274]

Guy: rowing boat off a cliff Phoneix: I see nothing wrong here just a man rowing.

[@ctdirect5858]

That water one at 0:15 is actually really impressive, for any game. I really hope this isn't just an animation and if it is, can be turned into a mod at some point.

[@gamerbest480]

Yea but that does mean that you need a really OP Pc to be able to run this mod

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

you would need a freaking nasa computer to run that though, imagine oceans....

[@ctdirect5858]

@@gamerbest480 Million dollar idea: what if we put real water INSIDE the computer so it won't have to simulate the water?

[@williamshakespeare987]

It was,the OP made it in blender I believe

[@amberlee787]

Fun fact: the alphabet in the book is standard galactic, the same as enchanting tables in Minecraft, and can be read. It's a nice detail

[@Mogi.]

I am uncomfortable.

[@sledgergamingyt6720]

pog

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

Who isn’t

[@tylercoon1791]

IIRC sheep do naturally have tails, but humans tend to cut them off in farms, mainly because their feces tend to get stuck to them

[@thebluepig3737]

That wnderman really brings out the slender man inspiration

[@adhithyasuji2248]

Wnderman? More like wonderman? Cool mob should be added to minecraft

[@kyelwastaken]

@@adhithyasuji2248 *he typo'd enderman

[@Califyy]

Wonderman.

[@kyelwastaken]

@@Califyy lol

[@tylerbroughton6680]

Sheep are born with tails, but farmers remove them by putting a ring on them to make them fall off, because when the sheep take a crap, it would stain the tails and give the sheep a higher risk of blowfly strike, which lowers the quality of the meat.

[@weeby87]

Phoenix has discovered the consequenses of being famous.

[@Daniell-]

The price of that enderman is more terrifying than the enderman itself lmao

[@theonemoth]

This is very normal for us, I see For *you* Phoenix

[@aleksisgabliks3881]

That enchanted book was actually made by nerdforge here on KZbin, if anyone is interested.

[@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175]

cursed fact. you can disenchant a book using the GRINDSTONE how that works. idk

[@LunizIsGlacey]

That's not cursed. The Grindstone "repairs and disenchants". It disenchants everything else, so ofc it can disenchant a book too.

[@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175]

@@LunizIsGlacey the grindstone's logic is you grind enchantments off the weapon. enchantment is a layer you get rid of with the grindstone. but how will it work with books

[@oliveryeoman6207]

@@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 Books don't need pages. You can just grind those off, right?

[@Feorblack]

IRL grindstone is used to make tools and weapons sharper, but... in Minecraft it is used to remove the sharpness enchantment. Why Mojang? WHY????

[@LunizIsGlacey]

@@the_guy_with_a_shitty_mic4175 idk, maybe it's the thing that goes around the book that holds the enchant?? Like normal books don't have it

[@shadeshadow007]

sheep do have tails but are usually removed through a process called docking. similar to Rottweilers

[@le9038]

Imagine him trying to add these into the game

[@Ridham_Govind]

1:02 *realistic colorful sheep* Phoenix: do sheep have tails

[@koboihhk2893]

Viallager trading be like: you give me 6 stacks of diamaonds and emerlards you got: nothing

[@apatosaurus9374]

ah yes, emerlard

[@jer4516]

@@apatosaurus9374 diamaonds too

[@jer4516]

visllager :)

[@devestroagifisy222]

1:04 sheep have tails but tamed ones don’t because they get chopped off, tails gives them really bad infections

[@professorvatcraft]

When realistic is pushed to the extreme

[@Rhysspuffs]

Agreed!

[@farmingthetnt8081]

As someone who has learned the enchanting table language, the realistic enchanted book is in fact in that language, although I don't recognize some of the letters he wrote :/

[@user-dh3kq8wp4h]

phoenix back at it again with showing us our new sleep paralysis demons

[@Xsytham]

For everyone wondering who made the enchanted book, it's Nerforge who made it and they have other great work too :>

[@Lesopal]

btw that realistic enchanted book was written in Japanese, I don't know what it says but I know some of the characters.

[@apatosaurus9374]

it was written in actual enchanting table language, not japanese

[@Lesopal]

@@apatosaurus9374 I'll check again and I'll edit this if I'm wrong, but I don't think I am incorrect.

[@Lesopal]

I checked and it's definitely Japanese

[@eier5472]

The "japanese" looking script used on the enchanted book is the Standard Galactic Alphabet from the Commander Keen series released in the early 90s

[@nikuilli]

Phoenix: Perfection. Also Phoenix ⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪

[@dogonmainstreethowling]

1:09 I actually now really want this for a decoration for my room since I moved recently and it would fit perfectly

[@gracjan3033]

Player: *pours out water* Minecraft: *Makes Mercury*

[@playz.ftblx7]

1:47 if you play insane craft then you now this is the sword of the cosmos

[@playz.ftblx7]

Sorry know

[@GustavoRangel275]

Avaritia intensifics

[@lightsonMode]

Therapist: "Realistic Enderman cannot hurt you!" Realistic Enderman: 0:21

[@speilmeister921]

That was not a tail on that sheep, the sheep has abilities beond our understandings…

[@Flock_of_sheep]

Sheep actually have very long tails! They get docked, or cut short to prevent fly strike killing them off :-) Thats your fun fact of the day

[@yak4168]

As someone who lives on a farm, wants to be a farmer and has recently just finished lambmarking (the process of removing sheeps tails) i can say yess sheep do indeed have tails, just short stubby ones.

[@th3ch0s3ntw0]

phoenix idk if someone has done this before but i think it'd be a cool idea to edit world generation to make every oak tree the big version of itself, and a birch tree the tall version of itself (as seen in the birch forests) not sure if this is even possible but it would be really cool to see a Forest biome look like this. love your videos Phoenix

[@lichzzz2209]

Actually, the realistic enchanted book was madd by nerd-forge. They’re on youtube. You should go check em out!

[@MeloKing]

1:41 but he could’ve just clutched into the water

[@t0mi_rei]

1:36 "row row row your boat, gently down the cliff"

[@brick8950]

But we still gotta agree that the brewing stand drawing and it even shows how it works

[@ghastdude589]

That realistic Warden at 0:42 was definitely inspired by Clickers/Bloaters from The Last Of Us (the face at least)

[@callmeshortiestuff5210]

1:21 Shulkers in real life are mollusk, NOT a turtle

[@nixmaritimus836]

Sheep actually have rather long tails, though they're usually cut off so crap doesn't get stuck in them.

[@some_dude_maybe]

1:04 sheeps, without cropping, have quite a long and fluffy tails.

[@_Killkor]

This is just a natural progression of things. The evolution of the cursed taking place. Eventually, it will spawn new ones. There is no reason to resist. Have a good day.

[@imaybecringebutimfree]

Can we just talk about how the water at the beginning is LITERALLY FROTHING

[@namedtruman]

1:04 yes, but we, *the farmers* remove them after 1/2 - 1 year

[@uwouldntknowthem]

1:16 realistic enchanted book was made by *_Nerd Forge_* on their KZbin channel if you wanna see how that was made

[@kalmia786]

The realistic book of enchantment was from Nerdforge, really epic