Phoenix homeowner takes on porch pirate

[@jorgepadua5802]

This dude: "I was just trying to pass him" *winks* Police: "Yes he was" *winks*

[@joshuaDstarks]

too funny

[@elvee88]

their paths "crossed" wink wink

[@fadingjupiter2621]

The SUV didn't run over the bike. "The bike was pulled under the SUV"

[@frickpoo6644]

i just spit beer all over myself!!! hahahahaha

[@emmaemma1048]

I decided to read the comments just to see if someone had made a similar comment, like yeah right he was trying to pass him 😂

[@hamradiotimes5586]

We need more accidents like this. Take control folks

[@onlysanepersonleft]

What we need is to start breaking skulls. They might think twice.

[@sandib4234]

@@onlysanepersonleft 😁

[@ManiSBeezy]

“Accidents” riiiiiighht 😉😂

[@jacobr4558]

😆 the problem is the justice system doesn't do much and on top of that many times the victims can be charged. This system is BROKEN!

[@InHellITrust]

Many many more, please people. We need to preserve oxygen and make better use of our resources instead of allocating them to dead weight that not only contributes nothing but tries to take away things we own and love. More accidents people, gory ones too.

[@rhess10]

This is what it'll take. Citizens for justice. The man is a hero. Keep up the great work.

[@falcon4548]

💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@dasg5805]

I'm pleasantly surprised the homeowner wasn't charged with assault.

[@The3289691]

An awesome feel good story all the way! I live in Canada where this pos would have totally came out on the winning end if I ever tried something like that. Assault charges..dangerous driving... attempted murder..legal fees..a whopper of a law suit. Hugs in court for the dirtbag and I think they would make ME pay for the parade they’d throw him.

[@rosebarnes9625]

Yep, same here in CO. Need to move back to AZ...

[@bubbafett225]

Glad I live in AZ, hopefully all the radical liberals from California won’t try and change things, coming from an AZ dem.

[@golgo2888]

@@bubbafett225 AZ turned blue, it's only a matter of time before AZ is the new CA.

[@taylorrhouser]

@@rosebarnes9625 no god please don’t lol so many people are moving here the housing market is being ruined

[@geosciencenerd]

I love it! "I tried to pass him and he cut right in front of my vehicle". Lolololol

[@andyblack5687]

Man I hate when that happens!

[@AndreBarnett]

Underrated comment right here

[@maxnaz47]

Had a similar incident with a POS trying to break into my back shed @ 9am I didn't hit him with my 2ft' Snap-on prybar, he chose to run into me while i was holding it and it got between me and him in a struggle that lasted several seconds which resulted in the substantial bruising the suspect now displays in various locations over his entire body.

[@geosciencenerd]

@@maxnaz47 I usually use my .38 as a prybar in that situation. It's way better to kill the thief\intruder\bad guy than to struggle with him. Shoot first ask questions later.

[@geosciencenerd]

@@idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955 doesn't change how funny it was.

[@chriswren1825]

Glad to see the property owner wasn’t charged. Need more of that.

[@mikeexits]

I'm surprised. He rammed the guy with his truck. Is this typical in AZ? I'm a lifetime CT resident and I doubt I'd ever get away with this.

[@kerrybenoit2774]

Maybe real change is in the works!👍

[@BulldogGTX-i2f]

@@mikeexits That's because you live in a blue state.

[@RichardsWorld]

It's nice of the cops to word it so the SUV driver didn't get in trouble.

[@jenntip]

Why would he be in trouble? If he did turn his bike into the cars path then it's his fault....if he didn't and the man hit him....good for him for getting another criminal off the street!!

[@2002altima]

Richard's World Traveler lol, so I should be able to accidentally hit a pedestrian right? But the guy definitely deserve that

[@thelyingscotsman7993]

2002altima Of course he did ,he had just assaulted the guy.

[@FirstLastOne]

Hey 'one and one' Nope, not insured but then I guess you've never had a package stolen, have you?

[@samuelmason8370]

its arizona. We're lucky sheriff arpaio didnt ride down on his quarterhorse and hang the guy in the fuckin street.

[@AMERICANPATRIOT1945]

That porch pirate should be charged for using mace (assault and battery), attempted robbery, illegal use and possession of mace, evading arrest, and for the other robberies he committed as attested to by the neighbors. The man who arrested the robber should be given a medal.

[@jeffreyjeziorski1480]

Arizona cannot afford medals. Possibly Gold Medal

[@mjremy2605]

Add - Peeping Tom crime too.

[@jeepliving1]

He WAS awarded a medal but due to Covid it was shipped to his home and was stolen off the porch before he got home. Bummer.

[@googleuser868]

Praise and support is worth far more than a medal. Encourage more of this.

[@ducatipaso1386]

OTC pepper spray isn't "mace" tear gas which requires a certificate to purchase & possess.

[@semectual]

BRAVE homeowner for chasing down that pirate despite one eye got peppers prayed! This even helped the neighbors too.

[@ericmol2614]

I wish they would make strict penalties for porch pirates.

[@vashcrimson4395]

racist much, jason?

[@4midable4ce]

@@vashcrimson4395 You responded to a mindless troll. Be better than that.

[@hixta]

@@pianomanjason does that include you and your family?

[@benwagner5089]

Get a Halloween skeleton, rope, Amazon box, and a sign. Hang the skeleton in a tree in the yard holding the box, with a sign around his neck with "pirate" written on it. Just say you forgot to take down your decorations.

[@louisgonzalez3118]

Once they start finding bodies with their fucking kidneys missing, people will reconsider if an Amazon package is really worth it

[@youtubecreater237]

If it's not yours then don't touch it!

[@MastaSmack]

I saw some guy on my property with a wheelbarrow..pretty sure he was stealing dirt...no joke.

[@billybob5553]

@@MastaSmack i know this is really late but thats fucking funny

[@fastname6519]

My dad ordered a Fridge and someone actually try to steal it after 10 min when it shipped luckily it was too heavy lmao

[@theenzoferrari458]

Tell that to Jared fogle. He likes footlongs

[@hectoralejandro9883]

Thoughts and prayers go out to the poor truck that has to touch that garbage 🙏🏼

[@lamarw7757]

Thoughts and prayers, are the same things.

[@hectoralejandro9883]

@@lamarw7757 nope.

[@13c11a]

It's heartening to know that the home owner was seen as protecting himself. He had in fact been assaulted by the criminal. I hope he gets lots of time or gets sent back home.

[@jamesjennings3726]

Where? America? He's already there.

[@fugoogle5802]

@@jamesjennings3726 American my ass

[@stiimuli]

its weird how you immediately assumed the guy is from somewhere else.

[@Beezlie727]

Deporting is a waste of time at the moment with a wide open border!

[@mikefearn6596]

30 years old and riding a kids bike around while he steals sh.t.Should have run the POS over a couple of times when the chance presented itself.Since the law can't keep this criminal from terrorizing the neighborhood,if he's got two broken arms,and legs,he'll be less mobile so the neighborhood will be safer for a couple of months.Just gotta remember to run him over every couple of months

[@markhall7646]

Paintball guns with frozen paintballs would be ideal to use on porch pirates.

[@TheStonerzombie420]

Good thing people keep freezers next to the front door.

[@plutoplatters]

12 gauge far better.

[@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial]

Nah, Lead and steel. Nothing like making some fresh Swiss cheese.

[@kameeI]

Mark Hall LMAO

[@JosephStalin1941]

Frozen paintballs? How bout a .38 special

[@bretthess6376]

What a little angel he looks like. Talk about you CAN judge a book by its cover.

[@user_kH9bw3ns1]

he looks like anyone hungover or down on their luck, what is your point

[@dalegereaux1863]

C'mon man ! He's a good boy. He was going to start college next week.

[@jimh712]

Should be open season on theifs. No bag limit..

[@jimh712]

@Israelite Reign Theifs. Low lifes come in all colors..

[@kmater356]

@Israelite Reign I dont think you get what he's saying.

[@kmater356]

I think you are a MORON or just a TROLL trying to get a rise out of people. Pretty PATHETIC either way.

[@kmater356]

@Israelite Reign THIEVES are THIEVES and they are ALL a PROBLEM regardless.

[@maxwellspeedwell2585]

Just don't get caught hunting them without a permit... or ear tag! 😁

[@rupe53]

Probably riding a bike because he lost his license. Most likely a stolen bike as well.

[@autobug2]

Guaranteed he lost his license. He wouldn't pedal if he didn't have to. That's how DUI's work!!

[@Isochest]

I reckon you're right on it being a stolen bike

[@graciescottsdale]

@@hypnotik24 Triggered much?

[@fios4me]

Losing their license doesn’t stop them from driving a car. I would have backed up and ran over him twice just for good measure. This is what Biden is allowing into our country and then giving them federal benefits! Can someone please find that driver and have him run over Biden too?

[@rupe53]

@@fios4me ... so you would risk a vehicular manslaughter charge to stop a petty thief? (doing it twice puts you in the wrong for sure) Biden wasn't even in the White House when this video was made so you can blame the other guy.

[@Elizabeth-iv3gn]

If this happened in another state, the porch pirate would have sued home owner, won court case and would be hailed as a 'victim' from the, "you shouldn't judge someone, you never know what they're going through" gang.

[@dreamsofturtles1828]

That homeowner has got balls. I have accidentally inhaled a small amount of pepper spray and i was coughing so bad i couldn't breathe. To have it shot directly in your EYE- i cannot imagine. But he didn't let it stop him. The guys a hero in my book. Who knows how many other people he saved from being attacked by someone who clearly has NO compunction about attacking victims who dare to stand up to him.

[@dons8122]

pepper spray that most people get is just watered down. Bear spray on the other hand.

[@cscdriver1645]

Yep. Just like a cop.

[@tomr3422]

how did a guy on a bicycle sneak up on him and spray him. Over the counter stuff is garbage.

[@contumelious-8440]

@@tomr3422 said: "how did a guy on a bicycle sneak up on him and spray him." A lot of the stuff in videos is buried and you really have to dig to find it. Like this one, for example, you would have to watch the video and see the part where he says the man rode up to him on his bike and sprayed him with the pepper spray after which he chased him down. 0:39 It's really quite buried if you were not paying attention. Not sure about you, but no sneaking required for someone to ride a bike close enough to me to spray pepper spray. You might have the paranoid vibe, though. You do you.

[@tomr3422]

@@contumelious-8440 What you call paranoid normal folks call basic awareness.

[@michaelmier9512]

The way I see it, the police are ready as a backup. It is up to you to defend your home & family.

[@aspenhill1479]

It is The Way. When you need the police, they can be there in twenty minutes, if not busy. (We are far out of town). Depend on Yourself.

[@jameshayden3952]

Me and the 2nd Amendment.

[@naekosl3059]

The police here are slow to respond if it is not an armed robbery in progress. Many times, they don't even come out to inspect the various neighborhood burglaries. They just tell the homeowner to file a police report at the city website along with photos and a walk-around video taken with the smartphone camera.

[@ARoyalLyon]

Even after getting chased down by his maced victim, the bad guy has the stones to act angry and aggressive toward him. This kind of brazen criminality won't get fixed by anything less than physically blocking the person from reoffending. Since laws and jails are no longer getting used to serve this function, other actions will need to get taken. The social contract is broken so badly that only harsh unrepentant methods will fix it at this point.

[@veramae4098]

Poverty = Crime

[@philsmith2444]

@@veramae4098 BS, you never heard of people brazenly stealing like this during the Depression. Crime comes from people being taught they’re entitled and can take what they want, and the consequences not being severe enough if/when they get caught.

[@scottyskittles3349]

​@@philsmith2444You're right.. but that doesn't mean they aren't also right. I think a big difference between now and then is that people are more self-centered because of things like social media, and as such.. don't have morals/values like we used to. They only see their suffering and don't care that millions of people actually have it worse then them. It also doesn't help that we all shove ourselves in these boxes we call homes, secluding ourselves from one another.. we need to bring back the sense of community we once had

[@davidniedermeier2033]

My thoughts exactly!!! From Diane

[@tunasandwich8049]

@@veramae4098 bad parenting = crime Lenient penalties = validation to commit more crime Poverty = being poor You're giving good honest poor people a bad name You also forget a lot of criminals so happen to be rich So stop using people's financial situation as an excuse for awful disgusting behavior

[@bourneyesterdayi]

So glad this guy didn’t get charged for assault or something. We need more of this, since cops are too slow to respond.

[@patheticbread6861]

Yea, because all cops have super sonic cars. They just choose not to use them.

[@wlonsdale1]

The job of the police is to clean up the mess.

[@problemdude390]

@@patheticbread6861 hey how about cops already on scene that do nothing about children dying?

[@patheticbread6861]

@@problemdude390 that doesn’t even relate to what we’re talking about. Those are completely different people.

[@problemdude390]

@@patheticbread6861 No excuses for them then? No quip about sonic cars or some such?

[@daviddiehl197]

We've been having fun with the porch bandits, putting garbage in boxes then putting them on the porch. Would love to see their faces when they open it.

[@richglover2217]

That's what I say!! Hell I had a flat tv 48" box ..that I used to put my yard work waste into an was going to take to the dump...well stopped at a Wal-Mart to get somethings came out ..an noticed that someone was nice enough to take my tv box full of trash for me ..I was so grateful of them to do that for me...haha I bet they were pissed when they found out it was trash .. Lol

[@ricksmash8080]

I want to fill one up with dog poop, I'm just worried they'll bring it back and vandalize my house with it.

[@shaggydawg5419]

David - eat lots of bean burritos, shit in the shipping box.

[@autobug2]

@@shaggydawg5419 Don't laugh-- I know someone who did that. After 4-5 pkgs. stolen, he got fed up and shit into a old FED EX box and baited a thief. Diarrhea!! He filmed it too! I have it on file; guy got back in his waiting car with driver, and opened it. When he tossed it back out the window, he did it closed end first by accident so all the shit fell out into his lap in the car!!!

[@shaggydawg5419]

@@autobug2 sweet! Would be nice if there's a small discharge in the box to splatter it all over the thief's face.

[@marleneeisnor9719]

Good for you guy. Glad people are supporting you

[@vergatusuave8854]

Some people just need to be put down

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

I'm all for justice, but a person shouldn't get death penalty for thievery. More, yes, but not that. You can still punish someone.

[@NUNYABIZNNAAAZZZ]

@@KindCountsDeb3773 Nope. DEATH. Then see how many people home invade or steal!

[@NUNYABIZNNAAAZZZ]

@@KindCountsDeb3773 And it doesnt matter if you are NOT for Justice....We the People decide the laws and rules.

[@akumabazooka9169]

@@NUNYABIZNNAAAZZZ If that were true you'd have overthrown your government for being illegal. The little piece of paper with some names on it says so that in corruption you can rise up against the gov so why not? Coz they make the rules not you not me not us.

[@someguys4head437]

@Analog Human bruh

[@reinplat]

When you bring a Walmart bike to an SUV fight.

[@boondocksaint253]

Can we please stop calling these criminals “suspects”, the suspicion is dispelled when you see them on video committing the crime. It’s safe to use perpetrator, thief, or criminal at that point.

[@nunez1313]

That's nice. Here in California they would have arrested the guy in the truck too just for trying to protect his shit.

[@terryd.1066]

They would have? You can predict the future. I’m in awe and impressed.

[@brandonleung4399]

Uk and Europe laughs in the distance*

[@DBR00]

That’s even if the police ever show up in the first place.

[@carolstevens1429]

If they made it legal to shoot criminals it would reduce the crime rate. A reduction in the crime rate would remove the excuse to create a police state. What it boils down to is people who are opposed to the basic human right of self defense are by de facto in favor of a KGB style police state.

[@ltt2596]

Nunez, your characterization of California law is myopic, absent reality and woefully inadequate. Come on Nunez, erase your comment and tray again. We will be waiting...........

[@lasagnakob9908]

The story in a nutshell Guy with no life steals packages for a living, assaults homeowner for no reason, gets run over by said angry homeowner

[@lawrencetaylor5407]

@Lasagna Kob I love a happy ending.

[@VietboyGamerUSA]

he thinks he could get away with his bike but that how his stealing streak ended

[@nofksgiven9992]

Dude totally deserves it.

[@phillipanderson7398]

Of course he had a reason for assaulting the homeowner. The homeowner dared to look at him.

[@dalegereaux1863]

The criminal went to jail. The homeowner went home. And we all lived happily ever after.

[@marquisstrongchild7535]

"I was trying to pass him then he cut in front of the vehicle" Lmao 🤣 bro, we know what you did it's okay.

[@joswanell5792]

Way to go, PHX HOMEOWNER! You're a very brave man!

[@charlietanner6211]

a few packages left out with a rattlesnake will help

[@markinnes4264]

and exploding box of shit would help

[@maggiep9007]

Rattlesnakes are expensive and often endangered. Just rig up a trap. A box full of a waterballoon of urine. On opening, a sharp object pierces the balloon, covering the thief and his home/car with urine. His day is ruined, and his car probably is too. If the urine is old, his day will be extra ruined.

[@keptinkaos6384]

@@maggiep9007die bomb

[@brendalaprince1466]

No, killer bees. Hundreds of them.

[@ifazahmer159]

@@maggiep9007 a live firework would do

[@JohnB00007]

There are times when public flogging doesn't seem like a bad idea. I say the 4th Friday of every month is flogging day where these idiots gets flogged in front of the whole town. You might see the crime rate drop.

[@aaronlopez3585]

(1:10)He left the dudes bike like a Picasso, definitely abstract art. 😂

[@jaysonovo4778]

If I did this in NY (aka doing the RIGHT thing!) I would be charged with some assault BS. In Arizona, you can still go after criminals and not be branded as a criminal yourself.

[@Gungadin0112]

Well you all keep voting in govenors and mayors who apprive these stupid laws its your own fault.

[@alissonnaso3439]

​@samueldeal7817 I get the feeling Jay is one of the conservatives in NYS. Remember, all but three counties in NYS are red. NYC controls the outcome of the entire state.

[@adamkondracki3201]

Ahahahaha look at that bike!!! 😂😂😂 He got him good! I wish he had a dash cam 😮

[@johnhall4851]

The man deserves a reward.

[@garyzimmerman62]

Its GREAT to see officers doing their job instead of harassing people. 👍 to those officers!

[@soonerborn7603]

@@MilaBear2010 Oh, no. The pigs frequently target plenty of innocent people. The pigs have contempt towards the general public and REALLY hate when they know their rights.

[@soonerborn7603]

@@MilaBear2010 I’m sure they get harassed by you…

[@soonerborn7603]

@@MilaBear2010 Says the bootlicker.

[@only2genderkennder268]

God you liberals are tiring

[@garyzimmerman62]

@@only2genderkennder268 Huh. Funny, I am also a liberal. I just happen to like GOOD cops over BAD PIGS.....

[@superwildside4585]

"They literally collided.' no crap? Thanks for clearing that up. I thought they figuratively collided!!! smh.

[@vickiebailey5261]

DO YOU KNIT PICK ABOUT EVERYTHING?

[@lenamartinez7999]

That's the way you do it homeowner I'm proud of you

[@joanns7007]

Wtf people. You aren’t even safe In your own backyard

[@LB_Firelord]

Welcome to America

[@scottodonahoe4208]

Not if you live in or near a big city . Think about blue sky and neighbors that look out for each other . America is great just get away from it and we will welcome you with open arms !

[@simpleton8554]

You never was

[@jaydawg7]

That is the bad part of Phoenix. I drove a cab there for a few years & try to stay east of Central Ave.

[@georgeokrasa2002]

Stop calling them "porch pirates", they are "thieves", simple...!!

[@Sinnerswing]

We need more vigilant neighbors to look out for each other,

[@sillieww]

In my neighborhood we have glitter bombs that is hooked up and once they lift the box they get a new wardrobe paint job.

[@byronjasper2873]

That porch pirate must be on drugs. But good for the home owner, he had done a great service for his community

[@zeekkeez3488]

Had an important college book I ordered for my mother stolen off my porch moments after it said "Delivered" through my text message notification. I stepped outside and the box wasn't there. I have no doubt someone stole it. Hope they enjoy the 20 dollar college book. I normally have things ship to the Amazon Locker and pick them up myself, but after I moved to my new house in my high income gated neighborhood I thought I was safe as long as I was quick enough to go downstairs when I got the "delivered" text. I'm now rage-watching porch pirate justice videos, and realizing the world is way too fucked, as it always has been, for anyone's porch to be considered "safe."

[@edwardreichard3852]

Makes me wonder if your package was at the wrong address

[@emmettturner9452]

Plot twist: Thief probably learned enough from the textbook to get the job your mother was going to school for, then left his life of crime while leaving her high and dry. To be real, that sucks, dude. Sorry that happened to you two. I’m still angry about some collectors items stolen directly from my mailbox about 22 years ago!

[@t2av159]

i had this happen a couple of times and the delivery guy actually dropped it off a few houses down

[@gtsteele6219]

A thirty year-old bicycle-riding thief. I wonder if he files a tax return? Oh, yeah, he's the guy who gets the refund.

[@Cybo-Man]

FYI, you only get a refund if your tax withholdings are too high. Ideally you want your tax withholdings at a level that you don't receive a refund, and don't owe any money. The people that have more money taken from their check for the whole year, but come in at a lower tax bracket get their money back. It's not free money, it's your money that you gave too much to the government. If you get a nice big refund at the end of the year, that just means your paychecks were smaller than they could've been. Alternatively you could set your withholdings to 0% and keep your entire paycheck, but come tax time you will owe all taxes because none were taken from your checks. Speak with your employer to lower your withholdings if you get big returns. I'd rather have my money now than have it returned back to me later.

[@toordog1753]

No, hes the ones the liberals are protecting.

[@scotty3886]

deductions..chain oil,new grips,inner tubes

[@mlconnors6117]

Probably has 3 kids he’s trying to claim to get a big refund.

[@phantomblade89]

Thanks for the laugh, please stay at way from grocery stores I work there and I wouldn't want to destroy your angry ass in front of everybody. Why are you made because people get refunds?

[@zenz0ha472]

Glad to see the cops finally cooperating with the homeowner, instead of blaming the victim for harming the criminal, even if it was unintentional. No joke, we seriously need more officers willing to see the whole picture and actually do something about it. I’ve seen a couple videos of ex-military guys setting up flashbang traps to freak out the thieves. We should all be able to do things like this, and if the criminal tries to sue for damages, we should be able to throw their ass in prison for it. No criminal should have the right to sue for “damages” when they obviously caused damages with their own actions first.

[@noxuinddau8719]

1:05 such an articulate, observant man. Glad to have him on the force 👍

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Is anyone else kinda surprised that there aren’t more stories about porch pirates getting murdered? Not because I think they should be but because it would make for interesting stories

[@number4cat1]

The problem with killing thieves, IMHO, isn't that a thief ends up dead, but that if it was legal, someone would kill a person they didn't like and say they caught them stealing. But yeah, I would like to see more thieves take the "room temperature challenge".

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

@@number4cat1 I’m honestly surprised it doesn’t happen more often

[@number4cat1]

@@jasonarmstrong5750 Violent thieves, anyway. Sneak thieves, I guess a good beat-down by the "Neighborhood Association" would suffice. Just call me an old softie.

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

@@number4cat1 I totally agree, I’m just surprised there hasn’t been a story about that happening

[@stormisuedonym4599]

@@number4cat1 You can kill someone you don't like in self-defense. The trick is making it look like plausible self-defense.

[@MrConformation]

Pepper sprayed for sticking up for one self & property? Crime pays... Till vigilantly justice kicks in. Pleased to know the homeowner is off the hook for the efforts used. He'll be on the streets again shortly.

[@fd4340]

I'm sure he's back on the street,possibly even a member of Congress

[@mackk123]

george soros sponsors politicians to do things like that

[@steviesevieria1868]

GOP

[@romanfields7900]

demoncraps. What can ya do.

[@Renville80]

@@steviesevieria1868 Sure, pal, keep believing that. I hear North Korea is beautiful this time of year.

[@steviesevieria1868]

@@Renville80 Ah, lovely North Korea! It’s exactly the model… … of what Trump wants the US to become.

[@CAyellowtail]

There's really no repercussions for thieving except getting beaten to a bloody half dead pulp. Every person I know that has been beaten to within an inch of his life never does the thing that got him in that situation ever again.

[@graciescottsdale]

True story.

[@Paiadakine]

Good example of what needs to happen.

[@AlbredaWelde]

Just Stop Oil protesters... nuff said.

[@Bazza5000]

The guy was acting stupid and evil and got hurt. His fault for being an arrogant criminal.

[@vincenthernandez2242]

So glad I live in a place where nobody dares to steal from people's front door. I've even left my backpack on the ground next to my car overnight by accident and it wasn't touched the next day

[@ryanm2214]

Right!

[@abc456f]

Where is this nirvana you speak of?

[@Zert_McGert]

@@abc456f away from democrats.

[@chicanopridealvarez1385]

As soon as he said cops came fast ,story got hard to believe

[@dufus2273]

came fast means the same day

[@vickygraves5733]

Fantastic I think porch pirates should do a year in prison for every package they steal.

[@mudpuddle8805]

Great job! One less scumbag out in public. The next question is if the judge is worth a damn and going to put this criminal jail for a decent length of time? My guess is no.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

If I caught someone stealing my mail, they'd end up in a box themselves. 📦

[@bowtieguy85]

I caught someone stealing packages from my porch once. But they didn't end up inside a box, they ended up inviting themselves in my house. Helping themselves to more of my belongings, while I watched helplessly tied up and gagged.

[@tedwutang]

Wow. That’s horrible. I had 4 times enters but non as bad as yours. Time for you to add defense put up multiple guns. Say no more being a victim

[@andromedabloom3277]

@@bowtieguy85 Lmao

[@zestyoverlord6772]

No. More accurately you’d try and act tough and then beat your ass.

[@8thhousealchemist600]

Hell yeah. That's why I live in a pro 2nd Amendment State. I'd wouldn't kill them, just blow both knee caps with my shotty. That would send a message.

[@libraman1303]

In the UK, the homeowner would be the one in jail…and for a long stretch!

[@majormajor9243]

“Collision” my Azz, Great driving Lopez!!!

[@chriscall3425]

Awesome!! Porch pirate and peeping Tom gets ran over!

[@MastaSmack]

I peep using my mind.

[@maggiep9007]

double kill

[@nighthawk5301]

In CA the guy who chased him would have been thrown in jail and called racist. The guy on the bike would be paid reparations from state tax payer money.

[@JohnnyFaber]

It was 2017...Now enough Californitards have moved to Arizona that likely the scenario you described would play out here in Az...Thanks Cali...bunch of commie douches...

[@jeffroot1126]

I wanna leave california

[@kattalady8114]

@@jeffroot1126 do it. You won't regret it

[@nighthawk5301]

@@JohnnyFaber Hopefully you dont get the liberal ones. My wife and I have thought of moving. I get why people would be mad but if i move and people accuse me of that i would be pissed cause i have at least served the country. People think they truly deserve everthing they have naturally.

[@AZCobraman]

Somebody buy that guy a beer! (and some Visine)

[@REPTARisaG]

Milk is best for pepper spray, I've beaten up several sex offenders (and a few had it lol) not to mention living in a liberal city I come across alot of protesters and bought several gallons to wash dozens of eyes.

[@MoY206]

Lol

[@yettimannettii2039]

Is the porch pirate still living at 4032 e. 22nd. ave. in Phoenix ?

[@pear_jules4013]

@@yettimannettii2039 😆

[@RevolverOcelot79]

Ladies and gentlemen, always practice the three S’s Shoot Shovel Shut-up

[@darwindarwin141]

My family have ‘ the golden rule “ if you do anything, in revenge, DO IT YOURSELF AND NEVER TELL ANYONE !

[@davidjakiela9553]

Don't forget the bag of lime

[@RevolverOcelot79]

@@davidjakiela9553 ❤️

[@RevolverOcelot79]

@@darwindarwin141 Wise family! 🍻

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

@@davidjakiela9553 my ninja !!

[@maybee...]

Good!!!! We need to cooperate with our LEO's more. If we can come together to show our officer's that we love and support them we can improve the miserable state our country is currently in.

[@kevincuthbert3058]

If that had been in the U.K. the police would have arrested the driver for assault, well done USA.

[@WHC]

It was just an accident, it’s a shame we don’t have more of those

[@rainyday4972]

A great service to your community.

[@whoischris28]

The smile on that mans face when he talks about hitting the dude with his truck made me laugh

[@maxboonkittypoison]

I've seen so manny videos where they got away easy. Now this guy ran him over by "accident" he should get an award!!

[@joed9491]

And I bet the suspect got a lawyer and sued the crap out of that homeowner because it's the American way!

[@phyllisharrell174]

That's NOT the American way...it's the LAWYERS way in America.

[@CalaTec]

I'm surprised that packages are not handed to the recipient on the US with so many packages getting stolen.

[@MPGunther1]

The "bike" is the preferred mode of transportation. The little a-holes were only 17 in my neighborhood.

[@a100921]

“I tried to drive beside him but *oops* we collided” ...sure 😂 accident 😂

[@mjremy2605]

I hope that poor bike is okay. Probably a stolen bike. Get well soon, bicycle! Kudos to the homeowner taking the trash out!

[@davidm4160]

Remember when we used to hang horse theives? Ahhh the good ol days.

[@rvpstudioscanada3991]

Start arresting and throw them in jail for a good length of time. Make them PAY for the packages that was stolen. Then *maybe* this crime could eventually stop.

[@briankraft8463]

Porch pirating is the worse. You could be stealing medical supplies or medication. It could literally kill someone

[@redbone5363]

We had some thieves move into an old house about a mile from us, then my neighbors houses started getting broke into when away. We knew who was doing it so I went to their house and politely told them that everyone knew it was them and that the whole neighborhood was gunning for them. They moved out that night.

[@t2av159]

sounds like a bs story

[@chainsawsurgeon6108]

Exploding dye packs in box .

[@NMAN410]

Chainsaw Surgeon But instead of dye it’s filled with shards of glass

[@westcoastwarriorsarchive7929]

Someone needs to do this!

[@davesnothere2782]

@@NMAN410 or pepper spray or aresenic or bleach or booby trapped gorilla glue

[@josephthomas2226]

stop calling them "porch pirates" - that sounds romantic. They are criminals!!!

[@anytirellc]

is the car ok?

[@williambarnes4612]

About 5 years in prison should be sufficient 👺then deport if an illegal immigrant.

[@billybob5553]

lol

[@logann7942]

Sounds like the neighborhood did the cops jobs for them! From stopping the criminal to checking out his record. Seriously, didn’t the cops used to do that?

[@alberthendershot3134]

Run over by vehicle or shot , to bad so bad .........The criminals just don't understand do the crime serve the time or lay eternally on their backs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dianebyers5704]

This is GREAT 👍🏼!!! Wish SUV guy was my neighbor!! GOD bless you!!! Merry Christmas 🎄

[@kaerajpetera]

How a pursuit turns in to a quiet Sunday drive😂😂

[@stewmeat9261]

Now chop off some fingers. He'll always remember that punishment.

[@dorinemort6359]

boy, he'd have a hard time jack in off then wouldnt he! haha

[@Ink_25]

Nice to see fellow ISIS members in the comments! /s

[@hardinmichael1981]

Actually, I think a finger for each offense is a good compromise. We won’t chop off an entire hand. We’re not barbarians.

[@christinamoneyhan5688]

Let him try wiping his ass.

[@FurrypawsAngel]

Lol cant open stolen boxes with no fingers lol

[@Honeymoon1988]

“They’re paths literally collided” 😂😂😂

[@jareddemarzo8196]

*their

[@hiyapal7719]

Jared DeMarzo, Alot of people in the comments section are mispelling thief too. 😕 It's concerning. 😞

[@happity]

too many darned theifs out their !

[@jareddemarzo8196]

@David david You mad?

[@joewoodchuck3824]

Most criminal acts fall upon onesself to address. If you're not prepared, the criminals win. The cops only show up to write a report.

[@RighteousRhythm]

Upside down world.

[@msjoanofthearc]

Bravo to the Homeowners!

[@DS-kn4bs]

Did the bike dieded 😓

[@fjb4932]

Dan Swan No, just too tired...

[@bobcapps2502]

+Rick O'Shea you look like a small man complex wrapped up in a white guy

[@metoo9076]

Gabriel is such a refined man. His mom and dad are so proud of his actions..

[@blainegoodwin6365]

Probably wasnt even his bike

[@abdizur8765]

When you willingly break the law, your life and rights are immediately forfeit.

[@MrLee-cy1pw]

Even jay walking?

[@abdizur8765]

@@MrLee-cy1pw maybe not that severe but you are begging to get hit. And if u do it shouldn't be the driver's fault.

[@mojoschmee9320]

The porch piracy is the dumbest of crimes. It's like a slot machine. One out of a million boxes has something of worth in it. Usually it's a toothbrush or a set of kitchen towels, or worse, meds or medical supplies... 90% of stuff set out on display on people's porches are worth more than what's in their packages.

[@fishface66]

Take him out back and put one in his head

[@clevc112]

We need more packages filled with C4.