PICKING UP A HOT PROSTITUTE FOR THE DAY!!

[@Janinaneven]

Someone hire Jason for an acting job and adopt his kids because they can't be seen with him anymore after this vlog

[@AmyAnnLand]

Janina Neven I'm sure they've seen this but your comment is still hilarious. And yes, Jason needs an acting job.

[@Thegabbygirl-wf7zb]

Janina Neven wasn't he in a movie

[@wiktoriakraszewska6150]

HE WAS IN DRAKE&JOSH! Duh! HE'S FAMOUS!

[@wiktoriakraszewska6150]

Carys Hardie hah I know, I'm just making fun of it 😂😂😉

[@Janinaneven]

Soukayna Da Silva no not David'd dad, but he has 2 kids of his own

[@gerardmaurice515]

"i'll be fine....*throws up* JASON!!! I DIED! 😂😂😂

[@joshtso1940]

Gerard Maurice Cxx

[@blue-hq5wg]

Gerard Maurice OMG I died aswell

[@titusmorris4585]

Gerard Maurice same lmfao

[@47kaitlyn47]

Gerard Maurice SAAAMMMEEE

[@maggiewatson5548]

Gerard Maurice I'm already dead on the inside but if I had a soul I would've 🔥

[@roypurdy4127]

bruh when he took the selfie with a pack of gum I lost it.. omg

[@abbyhk683]

I love your vids roy

[@yungscarecrow6172]

:0

[@maggiewatson5548]

Roy Purdy ur vids are litt🔥

[@oni5909]

Love you

[@nicolettefitzgerald5327]

Roy Purdy her

[@amazinglynn]

"Does it feel like you're gonna throw up?" "No I'll be fine." * throws up * *"JASON!!!"*

[@elookout8864]

It wasnt real he didn't actually puke

[@Hey-gu6hz]

E lookout thank god lmao

[@RonnieRoganti]

😂😂

[@Caps.capes.and.crowns]

Is it weird how i was at this exact comment when the part happened

[@davidbagramian6447]

Bro I lost it when that happens

[@emer.cassidy1750]

Every vlog, you can see Jason slowly slipping in to insanity..

[@TheItsmemaya]

thanks generic sims 4 character

[@irasergio2478]

Eliza Pancakes NOOOOOOO NOT ELIZA PANCAKES

[@irasergio2478]

Eliza Pancakes GO AWAY

[@abc-eb4zh]

Jaq it is

[@carrieanderson7948]

Eliza Pancakes ELIZA HEYY

[@ZaneHijazi]

Jason is like a ticking time bomb...get it!! Arab joke please laugh

[@gunpowderhazard7700]

Zane Hijazi *chuckles mildly*

[@lorencup6446]

Zane Hijazi lol (ur welcome) love u Zane

[@Blue81111]

Zane Hijazi I'm arab and this is not arab jokes.. Pls stop...

[@maryayala4185]

😹😹😹💣🔫💸

[@alvarocerrato8199]

That's some good publicity on your mate's channel Zane ;)

[@TalonCooper]

This man actually has kids

[@TinkerBell-eq2tj]

Talon Cooper -well that must be embarrassing

[@s1utexe]

Talon Cooper 100th like 😂 💯

[@camillebranham8395]

Talon Cooper yes

[@eeby9131]

Michael Scofield sí sí

[@DallasGates-kq9wl]

Michael Scofield and

[@Sam-rw4th]

"Were Santa's helpers, but first we need to help ourselves." - David Dobrik

[@Mo-tn2li]

Yes

[@amoshrai8791]

Yes we saw that 👀👀

[@rslcorza]

you can literally SEE jason's life slowly fall apart from one vlog to the next

[@DavidDobrik]

HAHAHA

[@hughcremin7229]

David Dobrik I LOVE U SO FRICKEN MUCH

[@hughcremin7229]

David Dobrik REPLY TO ME BITCH

[@sarahturvey9100]

David: aww u guys are so cute! What did u stuff ur belly with Zane? Zane: Food. Me:.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rslcorza]

David Dobrik omg you commented.....what are we?

[@kaitlynrendon4344]

The last time I was this early Jason still had his hair

[@scrimbo2252]

Kaitlyn Says Hi he just shaved his head like 2 days ago tho wtf

[@nathalia8146]

Scrimbo thats the joke

[@brayann__]

Scrimbo it was a week actually

[@kaitlynhyer1269]

Kaitlyn Says Hi hi I'm Kaitlyn !

[@miamiaandmoremia6539]

.

[@BrennenTaylor]

I love Jason lmao

[@LailaKazem]

Brennen Taylor I love YOU

[@akiveogonzalez6085]

Brennen Taylor so

[@mayraquintana6136]

i looove you

[@joss8684]

Brennen Taylor BRENNENNNNN

[@karinaquezada5825]

Brennen Taylor OMGGGGGGGGGG😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘I love you I love you I love U I love U I Love U

[@lanalilo5027]

David saying “it’s jus parachute” in that accent is the best thing ever

[@BigNikVideos]

Can't believe u threw that ball at me David

[@blythedaviss]

Big Nik was good

[@CorbinDennis]

Big Nik get better soon

[@thetheorists9739]

Big Nik what ball

[@cameronharriott3278]

Big Nik

[@toyreviewer3324]

Big Nik lol😂

[@LisaCrazy337]

Scotty needs to make a rap about Jason's midlife crisis

[@biliebooleblanc5894]

Annalisa Blake YESS

[@goblinfumer3658]

Annalisa Blake not crisis CRY-sis

[@LisaCrazy337]

HAHAHA YES

[@zeem7614]

he's wayyyyy past midlife hunty

[@HeavenWarner]

I died when Jason said his prostitute name, my sister's name is Carmelita!!!!! bwahahaha

[@anakarenmontes8215]

Heaven Warner lol

[@فرح-ي4س]

Heaven Warner lol

[@kaskap6928]

Heaven Warner lol my last name is Karmelita xD

[@Onlyeveoso]

I miss this era

[@JM-jg6co]

same

[@Yumyum-yo6op]

Explained it perfectly

[@daniellehayes2300]

i’m pretty sure we all do

[@EmilyNicole505]

jason is the best😂

[@user-xr1gu1dc8d]

"We're Santa's helpers but first we're going to help ourselves" 🎄 🎅💧

[@jojo5907jojo]

I swear every video is a new type of rock bottom for Jason..

[@eliottmalhotra909]

Johanna Zermeno this video was just a cry for help😂

[@jaimerothstein4943]

This made me laugh😂

[@valerierodriguez8694]

Is Jason someone's family there ??

[@SuttonJamesP]

hahahaha he is my favorite person ever !

[@dheeraj4karandikar]

I watch these videos for Jason! He's the best!

[@kannakat02]

1:52 i never thought lip bites were sexy until i saw david's

[@lovebotcalum]

Tiffany Li truuuuuuu

[@katymcphee5917]

Tiffany Li hoooot! 😍

[@makenzixoxo7528]

I DIDNT NOTICE IT AND NOW IM DEAD SKSKSKS

[@LauraGonzalez-uz7hp]

Omg yes

[@aranis.]

sooooo frekin' truuuuueee

[@Lexxulv]

2:45 I actually thought it was still Nick 😅

[@laurabikulcyte424]

same xd

[@beri3032]

Lexa Lamothe. me too lol

[@pejuotusajo4353]

me too

[@cplusplushater]

LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER WE CAN STAY YOUNG FOREVER

[@crybabypilotlover9959]

Lindsay Drake i love your profile picture

[@princessyandere2256]

Lindsay Drake Screaming at the top of our lungs

[@geekomakeup7788]

Lindsay Drake i'm down for it :P

[@crzygrlz15]

SAY YEAH (YEAH)

[@miahscott5128]

Lindsay Drake what's that song called?

[@eleanorrigby418]

1:37 Dom: Nicholas Tecksla David: TecKSLa I'm crying 😂

[@ivaarsic9007]

it's Nikola Tesla

[@igiveup5585]

Bich I m from where nikola tesla was born but I m stupid😐🔫

[@emilietian2786]

I love how Carmelita was dancing at the end, right next to a guy holding a “believe in Jesus” sign

[@alexguardado3666]

Omfg I was looking for this comment foe like 3 mins.

[@jocelynnalexander8083]

For those of you with a sensitive stomach Jason throws up at 3:41

[@itsgi0]

Jocelynn Alexander I really do wish... I would've read this sooner...

[@thewidelyreadlibrarian]

Life saver

[@josedavidmesa2947]

Jocelynn Alexander that is fake throw up just letting you know

[@eabhakerr2188]

Jocelynn Alexander aw so he actually did throw up. I wasn't sure. I have a major fear of sick and it's not that bad it's okay

[@oliviagibson6216]

Jocelynn Alexander THANK YOU!

[@2l1]

KZbin subscribed me to you and I'm actually thankful because your videos are lit

[@2l1]

Literally there even 4:20 long

[@cocochinelo]

i love them

[@hadeelfadel3585]

ok if alex don't want to be in the vlogs anymore he can say that in one of the vid so we stop wondering and waiting for him !!!! i mean i wait him in every fucking vid

[@88mph85]

hadeel fadel same...

[@britneydanise]

hadeel fadel yeah!!!

[@nadiacooper904]

hadeel fadel find Alex in todds vlogs lol

[@KM-bo7fm]

He's in the bonus scene of this vlog #godisreal

[@hadeelfadel3585]

Nadia Cooper lol he used to be in like half of david vlog and i want him bc 😖😖

[@idareyes4722]

1:48 "Do you like Christmas porn?" "We're Santa's helpers, but first we're gonna help ourselves."

[@TaiNguyen-cn1mx]

Best part "No I'll be fine" *Pukes*

[@rimesellam271]

Sir what's in your carry on ? - it's just parachute

[@tiffwood1719]

r s. This was said on the blog at the same time that I read it 😂😂😂

[@abreennazir5826]

David's tone while saying that made me feel some type of way

[@nicolesydney8566]

The start of Carmelita

[@alanafoster1172]

"nah im fine" hahahahah ok sure

[@elookout8864]

Alana Foster how does no one realize that was staged?

[@gothicgramma]

sometimes I play David's videos as I'm reading or writing, to like fill up the silence. well, I was drawing and then fob started playing and I completely spazed out

[@avirusxape9703]

fun dun omg I do that too

[@Stevafaranci]

Why are people hating on Jason ?? He's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kacie8187]

He is defo one of my favourites

[@H.E.M.]

Now everyone likes him.

[@kittykatiekat]

thought it was gonna be Zane lol

[@durosslauren]

omg if it was Zane, the belly button piercing that would've been so funny

[@katiemunro429]

Katherine Venus same

[@NinjaTrollzTV]

Lol no it was Carmelita

[@Zombiaqall]

David "you have a question" Jason " uh burrito" 0:28

[@Zombiaqall]

IDK why but. found this funny

[@yunidarawati4841]

What is ur profile picture...

[@Jade-gt4mt]

I swear if Liza doesn't go home with David for the holidays to meet his family..

[@lailablackwell]

Jade Forsythe lol ikr

[@lovelychriss6347]

Jade Forsythe Her parents have went on some sort of sex cruise and that means she's alone on the holidays!

[@viktoryaa5028]

Jade Forsythe IKR! Like, they've been together for over a year now!

[@sierra1619]

Ron Harry jingle ballin refrence I love it 😂😂😂😂

[@hungerhollows3520]

they have families in different places so probaly not

[@reese7157]

That awkward moment when Jason dressed as a girl is hotter than u😶

[@speede3365]

Simply Reese nobody’s hotter than you.

[@rachelchillari2234]

Simply Reese what a mood

[@user-br5gs5bg1t]

SpeedE Ooh damn😂

[@elookout8864]

SpeedE how thirsty can you get? Lmao

[@kacie8187]

Hahahahaah that’s so funny 😂

[@nad4906]

THE VLOGS ARENT THE SAME WITH JASON. BRING THE BOYS BACK AND GABBIE

[@dylanmaes98]

Nada gabbie is on tour and heath went back to Florida but I agree. Less Jason, more everyone else. I'll take more Scotty if that means less Jason

[@nad4906]

Dylan Maes hahaha same here, Scotty over jason😂

[@AmyAnnLand]

Nada Jason is better. Keep him.

[@nad4906]

Amy Ann pls leave

[@sabrineyassine986]

GUYS I’m in quarantine and I’ve never seen this vlog and I’m dying zanes Arab jokes are gold

[@literaturelysophia45]

Seeing bailey the first time actually made me want to adopt a bunny! So a few months after I saw her I went to a shelter and adopting my bunny Essie who just came home today!

[@theworstmaid]

Literaturely Sophia Good luck!

[@literaturelysophia45]

Thank you I think I'll need it!!

[@theworstmaid]

Literaturely Sophia They poop alot 😣

[@literaturelysophia45]

I knew that they did but I didn't realize to what extent!! XD it's every minute. I swear she's a machine gun with those things

[@theworstmaid]

Literaturely Sophia They're adorable though!

[@lailablackwell]

I read the title and immediately jumped to conclusions... 1st reaction - Ohhh Lizas gonna be mad! Next reaction - oh nevermind Jason's just an idiot😭

[@sinarrodriguez2713]

Same😂😂😂

[@lilahbrown265]

Laila B literally me

[@lilahbrown265]

Laila B literally me

[@hungerhollows3520]

right

[@emilycobain557]

exactly what I thought...but then I thought nahh he wouldnt do that to her cuz he is such a cutie

[@Joy-rg2nt]

I did not expect to like Jason that much, but he is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@mariannam2003]

"Do you feel like you're gonna throw up?" "No I'm fi-" *throws up* "jASON!"

[@Popopatop]

Lmao when I saw Jason on vine I thought he was a dumb try hard but now that I see more of him here he's like my favorite lol he's so funny

[@meganwalsh228]

my favorite part about david is his snapchat thing where does the uploaded and i love the songs he picks😂

[@layne4233]

same

[@user-gx7we5qt6c]

one time i was at the airport and i wear hijab and over the whole fucking airport voice over thing they say my name and take me into an interrogation room and ask me "do u have any ties with isis" i was only 12 and terrified😂 that's exactly why i hate airports

[@TheChoirNerdz]

Maryam Abdirahman That is awful. I am so sorry.

[@alyssaberman6734]

Maryam Abdirahman that is so wrong, I'm sorry that happened to you

[@glamgurl]

Maryam Abdirahman that's fucked up! O_O

[@aalamnatt3736]

Good To Know!

[@user-gx7we5qt6c]

aalam natt definitely!

[@gracemarcelino3420]

1:05 I just realized that Jason's eyes is beautiful

[@Julisicia]

Jason is fucking hilarious

[@dariazhukova9693]

also hot

[@eduardoaguilar3257]

well someone's got daddy issues

[@girlietomboy4630]

"Zane what did you stuff your stomach with?" "Food"

[@Chris4314]

Why did the noodle get arrested? Pastatution. Please kill me.

[@nouran6458]

Chris Brewster that was by far the worst pun I have ever read but I surprisingly laughed at how stupid it was so it's in my calculations not as bad (I feel like a nerd now)

[@lunastar7757]

Chris Brewster I told this joke to my friends... I no longer have friends.

[@anahiduran9314]

Chris Brewster I honestly laughed

[@AshleyMorphan]

AHAHAHAH.

[@itsjustavri5516]

Chris Brewster love it 🔫

[@redruler7462]

FOBBBB

[@miagarza9441]

Gal Shemtov yesss

[@pookiebb4]

I don’t like fall out boy

[@ctrlshilo]

Gal Shemtov OMG YESSS

[@ctrlshilo]

Gal Shemtov everytime i hear a song in his outro i recognize, i comment about it lolol

[@levibiery63]

One of my favorite David flogs of all time

[@dwinnie]

Levi Biery same one of his better flogs

[@labrinibalta9529]

Darwin Ramirez I love his flogs

[@Bacari0076]

This will forever be my fave vlog Jason makes me laugh so much😂😂

[@trilljoshhh]

David what happened to the watch it grow girlfriend

[@Rune77]

Trvl Josh it drowned

[@nessatenny]

what is that?? I kero seeing comments which say that

[@Jade-qf1kg]

David gave alex a little woman that would expand if you put it in water. But we only ever saw Alex put it in the water and then it wasn't mentioned again.

[@RobertoGonzalez-of7on]

Trvl Josh IKR

[@madisonthomas6643]

one of my fav vlogs ever😭

[@alyssarosebenton667]

JASON THREW UP RIGHT AFTER HE SAID HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT XD WTF

[@katzuken5897]

No duhhhhhhh

[@nice-mo1ni]

Who else got excited when they heard the outro music? 😝

[@eliannagarcia22]

GirlYouJustMet what song is that ?

[@nice-mo1ni]

elianna garcia Alone Together by Fall Out Boy

[@kaij.4591]

GirlYouJustMet Love that song XD

[@naiveangie]

GirlYouJustMet I started screaming 😂

[@lealepage5199]

me omg

[@chaoscore09]

nah i'll be fine. *prejectile vomits*

[@nirukshanjeyarasa6823]

Your Vlogs Make me feel so much better after a long day! Keep up you good work guys!!!!!

[@wbksun]

We Miss Alex, David!

[@charlireddell88]

anyone else get really sad when Alex isn't in every vlog?

[@emilylarkin4914]

TBH I liked it better when Jason wasn't in the vlogs as much, I liked it when Liza, Zane, Heath and Alex were in the vlogs more ( not to be rude just speaking my mind)

[@ldubwhat3090]

Emily Larkin me too lol and where's Gabi???

[@whatcanyado6876]

Emily Larkin gabbie's on tour

[@karinheidi]

I agree 100%. Jason is starting to get on my nerves a bit

[@ldubwhat3090]

olivia o'neill oh thanks! but he totally should include Alex and scotty more :T

[@user-pj2kb6lk6d]

JASON IS THE BEST

[@GiGi-uk3ce]

David's laugh is everything 😂😂

[@LilysLand]

why isn't Alex in the vlogs as much anymore?

[@heyfilms5585]

Alex cant even get a girlfriend

[@Naultyy]

easy there Broly

[@alexhastie3771]

Lily's Land not sure. He just doesn't respond to me in the comments. Guess we got a bit of beef

[@okjust1n182]

Lily's Land I think it's just because he's a lot more quiet

[@leilaahmed420]

Justin Mathews HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE LMFAO WJNFNF

[@stnp4500]

THE FACE HE MAKES AT 1:53 , BIIIITCHHH IM DED, IM WET AND DED

[@liliowy971]

RIGHT

[@jenab2698]

Stn P This is a lot of it

[@emmapriesol6984]

E lookout lmao

[@srijita206]

I just want david to react to this comment

[@wavetoearthontop]

Dog

[@jessicamorgan5006]

Why has David been in the most fuckiest mood

[@JimboReboja]

jessica morgan tf U talking bout

[@jessicamorgan5006]

hes been in the most jokingest mood latly ive been subed for a long time

[@evanfeely1147]

Who’s watching this after Lebanon 🇱🇧 :(

[@krazies217]

India got a nuke

[@evanfeely1147]

Joshua Makdasy it’s okay, we are all here for you 😞

[@evanfeely1147]

Krazies21 really?

[@krazies217]

Cndl FN yes really tf

[@evanfeely1147]

Krazies21 wow

[@mathumithaajayaprakash9721]

where is Alex and heath? I miss them

[@jembop]

Mathumitha Jayaprakash heath went to visit his family and won't be back until next year, idk about alex

[@alyssaippolito982]

Mathumitha Jayaprakash Alex was at the very end at 4:10 in the grey hoodie

[@lilyhughes2777]

Alyssa Ippolito b

[@nightcoreshenshi7457]

I hear Fall Out Boy at the end. I'm happy.

[@aichaoualla6949]

Nightcore Shenshi really!!!!

[@minju7624]

Nightcore Shenshi ❤❤

[@layne4233]

same

[@anyesepalermo8339]

David's laugh when Jason is in the car is the BEST thing haha

[@bw._5002]

Jason: No, I’ll be fine. 3:41. Me: Really?

[@emd4390]

Carmelita is kind of white

[@sohftskies]

Yes That Is Shane i love your pro pic

[@onedream321]

Yes That Is Shane probably Jason

[@cade2888]

"Sir what's in your carry on?" "It's just a parachute."

[@shayhooks8479]

Jason always has me dying of laughter 😂😂

[@iigachafailureii3200]

3:40 David: Does it feels like you’re going to throw up? Jason: Nah I’ll be fine. ~Jason throws up~ David: JASONNN

[@marissaclement13]

Jason is the equivalent to Frank Gallagher.. Every time you think he can't go any lower, he does

[@seline4311]

Marissa Clement omg yes 😂😂

[@jamieo5763]

Marissa Clement lmao I love this comment because anything shameless is hilarious

[@masonlarue]

When Jason barfed I laughed so hard hahaha

[@maryamali7672]

Lol Zane and Davids convo at 2:24 was hilarious especially with the accents, was laughing when I was supposed to be asleep

[@brandonlorenz2354]

That Lebanon joke didn’t age wel...💀😂

[@nakawawake]

What happend to Alex being in the blogs?

[@nakawawake]

*vlogs

[@brayann__]

Jessica Flinrod he's not home

[@aimlesshamilton936]

Fuck Alex.

[@nakawawake]

deidara akatsuki I'm sure you would love to but Alex doesn't do charity work.

[@shaynah3146]

Brayan Gonzalez I think he is now cuz he's in David's snapchat stories

[@mat-rw6yk]

What was the song at the end? It sounded a bit like Panic! btw: hiiii! and I love your bunny so much

[@rap.scallion]

twenty one green days spent panicking at the disco Alone Together by Fall Out Boy

[@joannabaky3527]

twenty one green days spent panicking at the disco // it's fall out boy! 😊. I'm surprised you've not heard of fob... considering your username, I'd expect them to be one of your fave bands! 😨😱 anyway, the song is Alone Together 😊

[@hectoraguilar9635]

Weekes for weeks gay

[@mirandabethel8018]

I miss Alex

[@hanimitie]

Miranda Bethel me too

[@larablair3839]

Miranda Bethel same

[@roossneller8320]

Miranda Bethel same

[@aliyahnorman761]

Too much Jason, not enough Alex

[@Alex-ld6zc]

Miranda Bethel Same

[@iamnotnormal24]

Merry christmas david!! 😊😊😊

[@riley6642]

Like 10 years ago my brother ate a banana then drank sprite and threw up on me. He is the true creator

[@brookebradley5868]

Dat Boi wtf

[@joshuaw.7882]

David's vlogs aren't the same without Heath I wish he was there

[@womenenthusiast]

😂😂😂😂😂 LIZZA SO PRETTY THOUGH JUST SAYING!!!!

[@emmabarjami532]

I love Jason and Zane’s jokes I live for them

[@MarkHumphreysChannel]

Lizza's Nike promo doe!

[@christine3234]

when jason called David papi i couldn't stop laughing lmao 😂

[@gabrielacueto1896]

Jason is my favourite person❤💕 he is the funniest 😂😂

[@madeleine1042]

And so it began-the tale of Carmelita.

[@harrisonjustis9977]

Jason has officially hit rock bottom.

[@MJ-uv6pp]

You're so funny I'm glad that you added Jason to every vlog

[@haileywasheree]

Did anyone else see on MTV news er something bout Drake and josh being harassed by an extra?? Cause I started crying laughing cause I knew what it was 😂😂😂

[@gloop6652]

3:51 David was going in for a kiss 😂

[@belladesouza4146]

This was probably one of the funniest vlogs

[@kaylagrace4507]

3:42 "no i will be fine" "JASON" IM CRYING

[@jackywasnothere4917]

Who else got the notification of the title and thought........ Jason?

[@jackywasnothere4917]

OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT!!!!

[@hvvaunted]

JACKY WAS NOT HERE i thought zane omg

[@williamluna2551]

i watched this video 3 years ago om this was my first video of david and i watched him since then lol