PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT💖

[@Oozern]

😈LEAVE A LIKE OR DANTE AND I ARE SPENDING VALENTINES IN JAIL😈 and apologies for the game audio being funky, it was an impromptu recording since my friends and I were having so much fun 😉

[@baguettedibi]

Bro this video is funny as hell

[@slayndash6077]

When you know what a Valentines in jail entails...😏

[@engi9781]

@@slayndash6077 nah br-

[@Goastyy]

@@slayndash6077 Don't drop the soap or else whitebeard will find you

[@jimlimbu]

The tea girl was literally cool enough to go on a discord date like what Edit: so after 5 months I saw this in my recommendation and then saw the comment section this is the most liked comment.

[@Oozern]

😂Tea was/is so chill

[@dxoubtful]

Got her added on val and disc💀

[@BDG27482]

@@dxoubtful we dont care dawg

[@mmq007.1]

@@BDG27482 the fact that you care enough to reply

[@scoper7897]

@@mmq007.1 dont care

[@mozamr]

"you've had boba too?" "what's that?" 💀

[@Oozern]

😂😂it's so foul

[@cheeze311]

"SHES 4!!!!!" that quote literally killed me with laughter 😂😂😂

[@だんま]

This vid had me rolling bro

[@pandagaming7087]

she bad as hell doe

[@ADPRO-mt1fn]

@@pandagaming7087 dawg💀💀

[@shinozoki]

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[@amongus-xq6jd]

who said it was a quote 😔

[@seifeldineslam]

THIS CHANNEL IS A HIDDEN GEM AND I HOPE IT BLOOMS EVEN MORE, THANKS FOR THE LAUGH BOYS

[@Oozern]

[@shambles7885]

"how old are you" "old enough" "well im underage" "oh shit me too"

[@ThorOdinson1269]

"How old are you?" "Old enough..." "Well, I'm underage" "... to go to jail"

[@Slawt]

THANKS TO THIS VIDEO I HAVE 16 GIRLFRIENDS THANK YOU SO MUCH OOZERN!!

[@Oozern]

🤝 pleasure to be of service

[@shubam1509]

Donate me 1 :)))

[@Sakethmusical]

@@shubam1509 bruh😂

[@shubam1509]

@@Sakethmusical 😎😎

[@kujeeplaysofficial6814]

@Nazneem Ty

[@dadida853]

i just discovered this channel and I'm bingewatching your videos and you guys are so funny hadn't had a good laugh like that

[@darkvibe1730]

same

[@ArchivedTuxy]

Actual banger video. Because of this video I now have a girlfriend. Thank you

[@DwayneWillDo]

Tuxy's here too zamn

[@sinbicx]

which method did you use?

[@skyaftermath2732]

wtf ur here?

[@shinozoki]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJ-xaHWVesx0qsk

[@midhatmahbub4843]

handled like a true gentleman ozone, you have my sub

[@nebzer8491]

THIS MAN IS SO UNDERRATED HE DESERVES A MIL SUBS I WAS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING xD

[@revinolt6046]

Man you deserve way more than what you're getting rn.

[@perfbruh]

"SHES FOUR YEARS OLD" ItzDante 2022

[@flameburning4712]

the fact that you had the social confidence to do this blows my mind, like i could never do this

[@Oozern]

Haha luckily I’m playing with my friends which makes it a lot easier!

[@t-t8961]

its easy you are behind the screen why thinking too much?

[@SC_Silver_99]

​​@@t-t8961 I can relate to them, the struggles of being an introvert who can't even talk in game.

[@cyanidejoe6577]

BRO first time seeing this man and he got me laughing so HARDD!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAN LOVING THE CONTENT!

[@proplayerplayz]

"Do u guys want to be looking at any dessert menus?" Dante: *CHOKES ON BOBA* 4:56

[@pypi591]

The way brim just came out of nowhere lol

[@jamesgreaves8970]

lmao i was laughing my head of XDDD brill vid!

[@ajponch6767]

This is the first video I’ve seen about this channel and I was trying not to burst out laughing in class

[@Kira__1232]

Bruh this man hade me dying of laughter 😂.

[@Natalie-oo3hr]

Fact's

[@donjoros]

Bro this got me laughing so hard. great vid, I'll use these methods for sure

[@CatMakeStuff]

I love that YT decide to recommended this to me haven't laugh so hard in a while :D

[@manuelias]

Wow you are so underrated😨. I got this video randomly recommended and it was so funny to watch. Haven't had so much joy watching a video in a long time, thanks man😀😀

[@Oozern]

Thank you!

[@zee2smoove]

The tie tea had me dead asff😭😭

[@ShinyMewtwoPOKERUS]

Definitely gonna recommend your channel to everyone I know great video. Ps first video of yours I've seen

[@vro7537]

This made my day lmao KZbin didn't even notify on me on this I need more Oozern in my life.

[@Oozern]

RIP. I’m glad you enjoyed the video tho! Might as well use this comment to notify you that I just uploaded! ***I AM NOTIFICATIONS***

[@vro7537]

Fuck yeah

[@nerd4066]

the peashooter left me weak lol

[@nanaboru3276]

the underage joke got me laughing so hard, my chair broke xD NEW SUB!!

[@zinkscx4368]

lmfao this had me dying at the bobas in yalls throat part

[@Alex-mc8ru]

That brimstone making me die lmao

[@shiskele3273]

i love dante, hes so funny

[@magnotec.]

yoooo new oozern video

[@Arylist]

LOL I BEFORE THE AD I SAW THE TOKYO DRIFT THUMBNAIL AND ALMOST DIED

[@LocalEmoYouSeeOnTheStreets]

crazzy how this guy rizzing up on valorant without asking the age first

[@ladykatsa4419]

This is sooo cute and funny, I kinda wish this would happen to me but also would be really nervous if it did haha

[@oliverphilippinesboy3745]

I'm dying from laughing because I saw the Elmo chair hahaha 🤣

[@ilovejmorris34]

love how there is practically no valorant in the video, it makes it amazing

[@Lewcario16]

the "oh shit.. me too" got me chokin on balls. boba boba boba of course

[@Oozern]

😂😂

[@heeyunkiz]

they are the dudes that we need in valorant

[@Liathespark]

i need tea omg ur so cute from the squid game I can’t stop watching her voicing the doll

[@lolipbb]

Glad I found your channel, more Val and buddies please

[@Oozern]

Glad you enjoy! I post every Sunday so I will keep them coming!

[@Autoplay_]

Bro your content so under rated still don't get how you only have 35k subs KZbin must be burying your channel

[@IncursioGotTheHeat]

Man's created a whole documentary instead of the Game.. 😂

[@Oozern]

😂😂😂

[@nav-ii]

Bro the Elmo chair had me dying 😭

[@Oozern]

SAME!! Haha!

[@PrplVibes]

These videos are unhealthy chaotic

[@Abcdefghidgf]

I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID BALLS ON YOUR THROUGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oozern]

😂😂

[@ThorOdinson1269]

3:53 "You know, I'm more of a table guy, there's more room on them"

[@Kobz]

This was so funny im dying! I found u in recommended and I dont regret it.

[@Oozern]

Thank you man!

[@asianostrich6882]

They love the virgin one, it’s gotten so many laughs even a few screenshots, I feel great!

[@fr3zyservices1]

Bro this is so underrated this is so funny I am literally dying bro keep up the good work!

[@Oozern]

ayy glad u enjoyed :)

[@zob3412]

I swear bro your videos literally cure depression

[@gnomekid9407]

"lemme get some vodka with some waffles.... AND??? green beans with that!"

[@Maychayy]

The best Valorant content I have ever found lol.

[@senorlamington4338]

the amount of times i watched this is unhealthy

[@TheRealShinobi]

First video I have ever watched from your channel earned a sub

[@Oozern]

glad u enjoyed homie!

[@Zymc]

Your underrated my guy Hope to see you blow up more and more your content is funny

[@Oozern]

Thanks Zymc, I appreciate the support

[@smivvels6313]

The raze in the start just chillin

[@alt666]

damn he turned into berleezy at the end lmao

[@jbob3mm]

video hep much me get boba ball very nice 100000000 grilfrendss 💖💖💖 tank u ozone cerry much 😘🥵🤪

[@sero8793]

"welcome to squid games"...ahh this was satisfying to hear

[@Adge]

Guys this method even works on MEN!!!

[@jaistar96]

Omg, this vid randomly came into my feed and I can't... my sides are still hurting from laughing so much :D

[@babyvampire5956]

Thai Tea?? “ WTF 😂

[@japer5513]

i haven't laughed this hard in a while. LMAO

[@Oozern]

hahaha glad u liked the vid

[@aceishere3731]

i got chills on "le resturaent"

[@Oozern]

it was too good of a dining experience 👌

[@armorbearer9702]

I wish more guys were like you on Valorant. I want some Thai Tea as well(4:07).

[@nostalgicvibes5013]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen lmfaooo underrated as hell

[@Oozern]

🙏🙏glad to hear you're enjoying the vids :D

[@heyitsme8283]

DANTE A MENACE MAN I WISH I COULD PALY WID YALL

[@shoboater9165]

when he said whats that??!?! i started crying bro

[@_-MG-_]

0:57 that edit had me dying lmao

[@RushMyPancake]

what an ending lmaoooo

[@sophia.z]

The sesame street part made me laugh so much

[@herek21]

Bro! Your whole ass channel is making my day!

[@ItzNo0b]

yoo i seen this on tiktok, glad i finally found the original vid this is funny asf

[@cloudy2039]

DANTE MADE THAT VID 10X FUNNIER

[@trxyschannel.9994]

the plants vs zombies had me XD

[@novaplays-w5q]

Dante: “I DIDNT KNEW!”

[@potatobtw7640]

THATS SO FRICKIN FUUNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING FR

[@Oozern]

hehehe glad u enjoyed dude!

[@8_BitMan]

Alt title: 3 boys try to pick up egirl

[@uwumonster]

The jett saying balls down your throat at the beginning had me laughing then the edited in reverse peashooter was so fucking relatable it had me on the floor wheezing man

[@Oozern]

😂😂The peashooter edit took me a min to make so I’m glad you liked it!

[@evdogg9824]

NO WAY WE GOT ACTUAL CONTENT ON YT LESS GO OOZERN!!

[@Oozern]

‼️‼️

[@evdogg9824]

@@Oozern I said that because other ppls content is so bad now, thank you for ur content bro fr appreciate it and it was funny

[@nutbuster9118]

i remember when i first subscribed to your YT right after meeting you in a random casual game on R6 and ong since then till now im straight on watching ur videos and never disapointed ong i love your videos keep on going bro

[@Oozern]

sheeesh I remember you NutBuster, I swear you tuned into a dumb rainbow six siege stream of mine a while ago... I appreciate the support!

[@Sora-sc9co]

it do be bussin XD... New here and love it so much HAHAHA

[@zaindizzle3332]

There’s no way you have 38k subs this shit is too good you’re so underrated keep up the good work you make your fanbase very happy with these videos

[@Entertainerking7618]

dante's accent is just so good

[@KXNVRA_]

This channel is the most underrated channel every

[@ilyDieggo]

"i really like uh.. uh the chairs"

[@chocolatepirate4828]

if I was in those games I would just scream

[@xrumich]

"you like boba too?.." "..whats that" LMAO

[@Oozern]

LMAO RIGHT. caught me off guard😂

[@juju_shiesty]

it was soo funny when the dud came out of no where and started talking

[@Oozern]

HAHA fr

[@chekov69]

never subscribed so fast in my life

[@derpo5102]

I always wish my valorant games can be this funny 😩

[@Oozern]

It's always a hit or miss with val

[@ikawba00]

80% miss, 20% hit

[@policc1761]

when i saw this thumbnail my mouth just watered idk whyyy

[@sqigegleclips9878]

??????

[@policc1761]

@@sqigegleclips9878 yea i thought that too

[@eritas4330]

So cool

[@lordsiomai]

I want a girl like her in my life

[@moistpudding9606]

That last part gave me a colon cleanse, i literally lost my shit.. if your lost and found smells like shit, it's probably from me.. almost died of laughing. "the tea with the balls in it" after watching the beginning it's too damn funny.

[@Oozern]

"COLON CLEANSE"!?!?💀💀 but thank u man! glad u enjoyed!

[@thatoneskeleton8538]

We must stay focused my brothers.

[@dakotasomers6854]

Lmao, my friends are ropesnake413 and echhgolfgolf. I remember them telling me about a couple of weird guys in their valorant game. I was in a discord call with them as they were playing that game. Super funny video btw I just might have to sub

[@Oozern]

hahaha to way man. Ropesnake and echo were super fun to play with, you're lucky!

[@Kangoz1]

bro your videos make me laugh so hard that i died

[@kimberlyyang5878]

Love this channel! Makes me laugh everytime lol.

[@DxrkVN]

I fell asleep watching this and woke up to the end