PICKING UP YOUR CUTE POKEMON CAN BE PROBLEMATIC - Lost Pause Reddit

[@Keaton.]

That Eevee is a chihuahua: no size, no brain, no fear, all hate.

[@cxpKSip]

I read that exactly as that one popped up. 6:37 for anyone wondering when.

[@CAT_LoVEr917]

@@cxpKSipme too

[@IBW_3000]

Wally’s Ralts: just a lil friend Wally’s Gardevoir: one’s a femboy now

[@XtreemAlan]

*Pre ORAS Wally

[@liladoodle]

1:53 To quote DBZA: "My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd just like to say, Hello".

[@XtreemAlan]

The irony that Cell is an Android So an Automaton Bug

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

Thow black fluid at him!

[@Forsworcen]

I had a Borzoi/Lab mix dog when I was younger. He grew up as a lap dog, he’d always be crawling on our laps. Then he got the height of the Borzoi and the mass of the lab and became bigger than both breeds get normally. Still wanted to crawl into our laps even if only about a quarter of his body would fit at any one time. He ended up living to 18 years old surprisingly.

[@connorstamps1298]

He sounds like the gooddest boy

[@Forsworcen]

@@connorstamps1298he was the goodest of boys

[@goodolrainbowpet]

7:30 "I had a really good taco, but since then, my stomach hurts, i keep getting stuck on the toilet with diarrhea, and it hurts and burns every time"

[@AuraPhoenix1500]

holy fuck are you a wizard

[@goodolrainbowpet]

@AuraPhoenix1500 im autistic and ive learned english is a stupid language that runs on intent and not words so with limited available vocabulary i can usually translate gibberish and garbage brain rot

[@AuraPhoenix1500]

@@goodolrainbowpet so a wizard then (this is positive, I'm also on the spectrum. That's still REALLY impressive.)

[@bravewater5737]

Thank you for the translation.

[@Sleeper____1472]

please leave this planet

[@L337M4573RK]

If you see a skin walker on your forest cam, cash that in and RUN LIKE HELL!

[@darkzacmaniac2556]

What if I didn't run What if I want her to kill me What if I want her to TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@macromite3758]

I am not stuck alone in the woods with a skinwalker, they are stuck alone in the woods with me.

[@darkfireproject5379]

Instruction unclear. On an unrelated note, what do skinwalkers eat?

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

​@@darkfireproject5379YOU... they eat you, whether it's your actual meat or your "other meat", that's for you to decide

[@snap3212]

bro that's a scp-1471 how in the world can we all see it without the app.

[@JaxHolo]

7:03 There's also that Double standard Female/Shota=Okay, Male/Loli=Pdfile.

[@ythegamerita]

And i still don't get how it's ok, if I see the shota tag I instantly click out of it

[@PhShadow]

Double standards make my blood boil 😡

[@nikobellic4203]

Because apparently men can't be raped or molested. Obviously they can, it's just not taken seriously because woman are oftentimes protected and more valued

[@Sleeper____1472]

yeah i hate this too

[@moonshinershonor202]

Like the double standard between a pedophile and a pedo-pimp. No one bats an eye when gangsters do their rackets but if someone is getting rizzed all hell breaks loose.

[@11thDC]

You will never see all of Akihabara. I lived in Japan for 3 years. Akiba is always changing, new stores popping up, old ones disappearing. I went there almost once a week, and there was always something different. and money just vanished

[@themysteriousoa4466]

2:57 Oh dang! Bro discovered a real life Mal0!

[@Do_afl_ip]

IT SHOULD HAVÉ BEEN ME

[@themysteriousoa4466]

@@Do_afl_ip Not all peeps are lucky.

[@andistansbury4366]

Who installs Mal0 into their camera? How do you even do that?

[@themysteriousoa4466]

@@andistansbury4366 It is real, and it’s only for Android users, but not iOS or Samsung users.

[@VodkamanBR]

9:53 that's how you make bonito flakes (Katsuobushi) from dried bonito. Fun fact, dried bonito is considered the hardest food in the world, having from 2,5 (fingernail) to 5 (glass) hardness in the Mohs scale.

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

2:17 Oh pause, you poor innocent lost baby, she was the one doing the deed.

[@sniper201minecr]

9:55 If I remember correctly, I believe the one who is talking she is the teacher. which she is very desperate to get married and that’s because she is 40 years old.

[@jzpowell2108]

I’ve watched this anime before but have forgotten the name… mind helping me out?

[@sniper201minecr]

@@jzpowell2108 The name of the anime is No-Rin. also Chino put the image of the anime which it actually had the English title in a small text on top in the middle of the Japanese name of it

[@jzpowell2108]

@@sniper201minecr on my phone mate, that crap is way too tiny for my blind arse to be reading… at least without straining my eyes further or giving myself a headache focusing on it

[@camarokidbb4347]

You’re right, picking up my favorite Pokemon IS problematic… …for my back!

[@xavierjohnson2321]

Me: goes camping Also Me seeing an athro Cougar with potentially maliciously lewd intent: *Confused screaming*

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Batman! This time I have a Vaporeon!

[@grimmking7613]

OK Joker, the joke isn't funny anymore

[@_fire_fox_1152]

There are no laws against pokemon batman

[@grimmking7613]

@@_fire_fox_1152 get new material joker

[@Cannonlyred]

Batman.. Bats why do you have a vaporeon on your closet? Is that a ditto and a lopunny? *Batman?*

[@grimmking7613]

@gallantbug6542 I run a pokemon daycare that's where they do... it

[@daisyjoy242]

Imagine getting cussed out by a bunch of shrimp. I would probably done that some thing

[@Dragnarok1]

I would continue to eat some of those chips and after I'm done with that appraiser I'll look at them and point and say "you're next". And proceed to eat them like deviljho.

[@vincentleonard3797]

The sadistic pleasure he was taking in tormenting them. I wish I had that kind of motivation right now.

[@salimufari]

6:30 ... Noble .. have you ever seen a Chihuahua? Demonic little things when they get angy.

[@t.kersten7695]

"i´m not a Chihuahua, im Fuwawa!"

[@ardantop132na6]

​@@t.kersten7695"I'm not Fuwawa, I'm Mococœ!"

[@Nealend86]

9:55 I think that's Katsuobushi. Basically a petrified skipjack tuna fillet that they shave down to make bonito flakes for making dashi with.

[@mkv2718]

and for some reason… they sell it in pet stores for cats in the US 😂. …but yes, i think you’re right

[@zackaryevans138]

5:49 The middle image perfectly reflects the images we’ve seen before, as for the last one: NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.

[@Drayp33pers]

Seeing Mal-0 caught me off guard

[@gabrielmichaels7052]

Ya thicccccccc malo😏😏

[@Martyn-ThomasMcEvoy]

Me too

[@landocalrissian.]

skull dog smash

[@subject-0]

Fan mal-0:i want di## Canon mal-0:"annoying furry scp that just want to make your life harder 'not that way' and have a 50/50 to be male or female but always gonna give you a heart attack"

[@tozu777]

3:03 Mal.0 a euclid SCP. It advertises itself as AI companion app. After you download and install it, it dissapears and sends you text messages with pictures of places you visit throughout the day. Each picture will have Mal.0 in the background, getting closer to the camera person until it appears in your home. It's pretty much a metaphysical stalker that the internet turned into a curvaceous furry woman.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

11:30 this made me laugh so hard, I got light headed and almost threw up, I haven't laughed like that in ages. Expecting Zuko meme, but it was Eggman all along.

[@sangphu9347]

Sora no otoshimono was the first anime that i watched on the internet. Since the day you watch 3 8min parts per episode on youtube. And i absolutely love it.

[@josedelgado4385]

1:54 what's funny to me is that Cell could be either bug or robot.

[@АртёмФедчук-г8к]

Or both

[@kristophesiem5336]

He's a biological android, no robot parts

[@Guuuun_]

He looks smug, he knows what he's boutta do, and he's gonna have absurd fun doing it.

[@kabob0077]

11:31 I LOVE how every time Eggman shows up his theme just starts playing.

[@hexerin]

One word of warning regarding Nourin: There is a particular scene that is infamous for awakening certain... foot related feelings in people.

[@Aqituaq]

2:30 Counterpoint, she was the one flufferbaiting

[@chilomine839]

People can just tell when you've flufferbaited recently. Its like a degen superpower.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

1:19 Truth be told, I used to call Naruto “Boruto” because it never fascinated me. And after hearing that “Boruto” became a thing, I was completely surprised!

[@raslunari8666]

The thing is, if you have Jolteon as a guard dog nothing ever gets to run away. Those spiky corgis are hella fast.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Considering I am currently writing a fanfic afterstory for another fanfiction featuring Mal0 (scp-1471-a), that has her is a dark-"yabai" story... That picture just game me a clearer picture of the plotpoints I needed to actually make a good ending for the characters. And I never expected to find that "sudden inspiration" here (and for some reason... like I found 3 pic/videos of Mal0 on my feed this past week... not to mention on X and certain sites)

[@SirPreyas]

Just in case anyone was wondering, Blaziken weighs 115 pounds.

[@shirouemiya1650]

So the enemy Blaziken 115 pounds.

[@johnbarney8748]

That's one big chicken.

[@Lord_Numpty]

Guys muscles must be made of tissue paper.

[@captainpolar2343]

I can DL that easily (my best was like 195)

[@TheTakato122]

Lopunny is 73.4.

[@KuDastardly]

12:29 _"It's coming out a weeb bit slower..."_

[@AstroManX100]

Normally I LOATHE the phrase "what the sigma" but the way he said it at 7:49 had me rolling. 😂

[@ezequielin5058]

6:26 Lucario Is Also Fighting Type, Could Easily Kick Eevee From Here To Timbuktu

[@aaronalkor]

0:43 I made the mistake of taking a half-hour nap. On a cruise. In the Caribbean. During Spring Break. With a lot of skin showing. Needless to say, the second half of the trip was not fun with sunburn. Especially when it’s on the tops of your feet, preventing you from entering jacuzzis

[@jorionedwards]

8:38 When I turned 21 (legal adult in my area) I expected some radical change in thought process since I kept getting answers like "You'll understand when your older." I told my dad , but he just laughed and said your not supposed to fell any different. So here I m, a man child drifting through life.

[@ObsidianDragon616]

Cocanut Juce in a Fancy Glass...... I call it Vaporeon after hours.

[@DaVaporeon]

Vap

[@SealFormulaMaster]

8:40 I was told that by staying maidenless I would gain magical powers by the age of 30... Welp fellas, got some news for ya... 35 and no magic yet... Pretty sweet beard though.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

3:03... A average person: that is spooky B furries: hot damn I'd like ta- (insert profanity here) C ... SCP fans: RUN RUN FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE AND *PRAY TO ALL GODS NEW AND OLD, WHOMEVER YOU MAY BELIEVE IN THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!* D all of the above... furry SCP fans: not sure if scared or horny? C for me

[@RadRedAnimator]

2:25 is from an offbrand game called another chance its fun

[@Lord_Numpty]

That pokemon meme is honestly precious. Reckon a lot of us would consider them our little girls no matter how big they got.

[@elsewhereprince3969]

You will always be your mother’s child.

[@Mr-Green0]

2:56 Oh, Jesus! Dude, get the hell of the woods before that thing gets you!

[@PotatoConspiracy-yg3in]

9:52 The anime is called NO-RIN. It is actually one of my all time favorite comedy anime and is sadly overlooked.

[@ThatOneHopelessWeeb]

Biblically accurate Komi looks like an alien that has one of those mouths that tear through their face flesh, with rows of teeth within to bite some poor bastard's head clean off. I love it, now excuse me while I go concuss myself so I can forget I saw it.

[@KisekiFan]

Atleast Digimon can revert back to they small huggable plushie forms 😂

[@Mr-Green0]

10:03 What the hell, lady?!

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

I think its less about eevee being something to fear being attacked by, and more like the surprise of one appearing out of no where and making load noises at you. It may trigger the flight half of the "Fight or Flight" instinct thing, until you get ahold of yourself and realize what's chasing you.

[@sarahflynn9987]

11:09 to die by thigh is the way of a warrior

[@AloneTheorist]

6:29 Eevee with the ability guard dog.😂

[@Lynx_gamer642]

6:32 I stopped the video before this point and I thought to myself if my dog was a Pokémon what would she be. Riolu or a eevee and not but a few seconds later a Lucario appears on screen

[@yamikage8826]

9:51 - I think it's Katsuobushi a smoked and dried fish. Katsuobushi is made by repeatedly smoking and drying boiled deboned filets of katsuo. The result is a hard, wood-like block of smoked fish that has been recognized by Guinness World Records as the hardest food in the world. Traditionally, katsuobushi was shaved by hand to create flakes that could be steeped in hot water to create dashi.

[@TheDendran]

5:16 Reminds me of that one Shylily animation with the shrimp doing the "aaaah-aaaaaaaahhhh-AAAAAAAAAHHHH" meme

[@azurephantom100]

I want to see shylily react to that shrimp video lol

[@-weaponized6493]

Anyone else see the villain face pattern on the wall?

[@Mike-mf3ed]

8:14 Alita looks great in live action. So why is live action Komi terrifying?

[@elsewhereprince3969]

The uncanny valley. Alita is a cyborg so some inhumanness is acceptable.

[@kunkka5-bg4zw]

Blaziken weighs 52.0 kg (114.6 lbs) Braixen weighs 14.5 kg (32.0 lbs) Lopunny weighs 33.3 kg (73.4 lbs)

[@jonaszprzybycien6545]

3:02 Imma gonna hug it :3

[@apgamer4053]

3:00 dont panic stay inside the tent light a small fire perhaps a few no bigger than a candle turn on some music soft and quiet not loud you will attract more now asumeing your still with us record and upload 😂

[@serverllegion6184]

the Pokémon carrying sequence was very cute and make sense due to the development Pokémon go trough and how they gain mass and tissue density with each new form specifically the ultra form blazekin being more difficult to carry because she is the largest of the trio and is the one with the higher muscle density instead of just muscle size.

[@TheMemeMan.]

Oh wow, I got here way faster than I thought

[@NeonBobert]

lopunny got that GYATT

[@Mr-Green0]

5:18 Damn, the shrimps are pissed.

[@necroticskeleton3474]

@7:10 Does he not realise that the guy he's zoomed in on is holding the sniper in one hand and the machine gun in the other???

[@SamTheGumMan117]

That Japanese prank was dope 😂 and brain rot gf panels were so stinking good broh

[@derriuspiggue8963]

2:56 that's scp 1471 you can also call it mal0

[@dayvonlouis5187]

5:12 ooh that’s evil 😂😂

[@mysticmind4563]

9:05 OMG that's an obscure and OOOOOOLLLD offbrand there. Didn't think that would be referenced.

[@jsl151850b]

9:29 *Ultra Short Throw Video Projector so that it's below the bottom edge of the rear projection screen.*

[@Irimu_]

8:38 Well, at 30 you become a Wizard so that's something.

[@teryltanner]

3:01 SCP 1471 7:45 really good taco, messed up stomach, non-stop explosive diarrhea

[@KXZero]

"What the sigma?" Had me rolling. 😂 Also 8:08, smash.

[@ethanaustin1028]

11:30 Ok but remember, that was Eggman's retaliation for Shadow pissing on his wife, so he could one up Shadow. So with that in mind, whats Sokka's retaliation going to be?

[@GoodGuySemi]

3:00 But there's no cougars in missions.

[@terra1748]

4:20 “brother just read!” 😂

[@rev5379]

3:00 isn't that Malo the SCP? If it's her then you are safe i guess.

[@swigmcale7555]

SCP-1471, yes.

[@DenouementKen]

I really do appreciate that you upload everyday even when you're on vacation. Much love to you Noble

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

When I saw the trail cam photo in the subreddit, I also made a cougar joke

[@hacifgb263]

5:46 whats the pokemons name on that scene (i 100% not search it on orange hub)

[@Ashkihyena]

3:12 Wonder if they could make drinks based on the Star Trek cards I still have from AGES ago….

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

Let me guess. Klingon Blood Wine and Romulan Ale.

[@Ashkihyena]

⁠@@DavidStowers-o7k Heh, wouldn’t be surprised. It was the Star Trek Customizable Card Game made by Decipher, Inc. way WAY back in 1994. Guess it’d depend on the coloring of the card more than anything.

[@LACKOFPERSON]

Also with pokemin cards if you give them a poison type card they just fucking poison you

[@midnightphantom964]

4:01 Sora no Otoshimono/Heaven's Lost Property is quite the underrated gem. It has the same kind of premise as Date A Live, but with more ecchi in there, so if you're into that, good for you, SO AM I.

[@arcangelus6008]

9:24 that's a really good prank🤣

[@primusstar5995]

1:47 I’m happy seeing my man, Venom moe’s meme spreading

[@Halvos12]

1:55 Boss bug enters the battle field. All Hell Divers redeploy to that single battle field. ALL OF THEM

[@TheCodeGriffin]

11:15 response: It's not my time, I won't go.

[@whiterabbit75]

That was a pretty good Patrick Warburton impression with the Helldiver meme.

[@anshaar.]

That salad... Looks like green jello with corn chips or Mac and cheese in it! 😨 8:15 💯% would boink! 😜

[@SpectralFenrirKing]

3:20 WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BAR?!? 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@xaracen7207]

9:36 i was scared, Japanese pranks have a habit of being, really, really, nasty but that was creative and funny.

[@reivaxerubiza2204]

4:09 He either, A) Can't read due to bad eye sight or B) Can't read because he does not recognize the letters. I'm A. 🤪

[@TheInfectedGamerYT]

I couldn't read it cuz the resolution was 2 pixels!!

[@Rentaro2013]

😮 my camping meme made it in the video Awesome!!

[@kurokaiman6198]

9:02 fun fact, if you switch the place of the last 2 digits, you get some questionable shit

[@kingaxolotl4970]

Where do I go to find this?? R34? Or dif site?

[@Mew2TGM]

4:20 if you want to look for some old ones that haven't been censored there's Air Gear on one of its episodes and Bravo girl

[@rebeccabarney4311]

5:37 thumbnail comic if you will

[@Optimusj1975]

9:51 That's peak writing,

[@M_Alexander]

Regarding dragon blood making you invulnerable... how would he even, y'know, in the first place?

[@Cerberus3434]

3:27 This is one way to stay hydrated. 😅

[@Kos4Evr]

3:05 but noble, what if the big long thing almost touching the ground is not a tail?

[@thescorgon5964]

Noble 4:10 : **reads the romanization of the title** It's english. Yeah Noble... yeah...

[@thomashost272]

7:58 I had to literally lose half of my braincells for this, but I translated it. "I ate a fucking amazing taco, but it made my stomach churn and hurt, also it gave me the worst runs ever, like, fucking nuclear diarrhea."

[@t.kersten7695]

i can´t remember the title of that strange Anime @10:00, but all i remember was how crazy it was - especially the blonde one in this scene named Becky, if i remember correctly. she was the teacher at the school and very desperate and ´orny because she didn´t find a man. the blue-haired emotionless girl was a ex-idol, coming into that very rural town and school to hide from her past. and the guy grating that vegetable or spice was the biggest fan of this idol and he has a small Wallaby / Kangaroo as a pet.

[@kalil6]

8:07 "i think we can all agree we wouldnt want anything to do if komi" I dont know. the more i look at her the more i feel somethnig waking up in me, something that shouldnt but IS waking up in me