PICKING UP YOUR CUTE POKEMON CAN BE PROBLEMATIC - Lost Pause Reddit

[@Keaton.]

That Eevee is a chihuahua: no size, no brain, no fear, all hate.

[@cxpKSip]

I read that exactly as that one popped up. 6:37 for anyone wondering when.

[@CAT_LoVEr917]

@@cxpKSipme too

[@IBW_3000]

Wally’s Ralts: just a lil friend Wally’s Gardevoir: one’s a femboy now

[@XtreemAlan]

*Pre ORAS Wally

[@Forsworcen]

I had a Borzoi/Lab mix dog when I was younger. He grew up as a lap dog, he’d always be crawling on our laps. Then he got the height of the Borzoi and the mass of the lab and became bigger than both breeds get normally. Still wanted to crawl into our laps even if only about a quarter of his body would fit at any one time. He ended up living to 18 years old surprisingly.

[@connorstamps1298]

He sounds like the gooddest boy

[@Forsworcen]

@@connorstamps1298he was the goodest of boys

[@liladoodle]

1:53 To quote DBZA: "My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd just like to say, Hello".

[@XtreemAlan]

The irony that Cell is an Android So an Automaton Bug

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

Thow black fluid at him!

[@JaxHolo]

7:03 There's also that Double standard Female/Shota=Okay, Male/Loli=Pdfile.

[@ythegamerita]

And i still don't get how it's ok, if I see the shota tag I instantly click out of it

[@PhShadow]

Double standards make my blood boil 😡

[@nikobellic4203]

Because apparently men can't be raped or molested. Obviously they can, it's just not taken seriously because woman are oftentimes protected and more valued

[@Sleeper____1472]

yeah i hate this too

[@moonshinershonor202]

Like the double standard between a pedophile and a pedo-pimp. No one bats an eye when gangsters do their rackets but if someone is getting rizzed all hell breaks loose.

[@11thDC]

You will never see all of Akihabara. I lived in Japan for 3 years. Akiba is always changing, new stores popping up, old ones disappearing. I went there almost once a week, and there was always something different. and money just vanished

[@L337M4573RK]

If you see a skin walker on your forest cam, cash that in and RUN LIKE HELL!

[@darkzacmaniac2556]

What if I didn't run What if I want her to kill me What if I want her to TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@macromite3758]

I am not stuck alone in the woods with a skinwalker, they are stuck alone in the woods with me.

[@darkfireproject5379]

Instruction unclear. On an unrelated note, what do skinwalkers eat?

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

​@@darkfireproject5379YOU... they eat you, whether it's your actual meat or your "other meat", that's for you to decide

[@snap3212]

bro that's a scp-1471 how in the world can we all see it without the app.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

2:57 Oh dang! Bro discovered a real life Mal0!

[@Do_afl_ip]

IT SHOULD HAVÉ BEEN ME

[@themysteriousoa4466]

@@Do_afl_ip Not all peeps are lucky.

[@andistansbury4366]

Who installs Mal0 into their camera? How do you even do that?

[@themysteriousoa4466]

@@andistansbury4366 It is real, and it’s only for Android users, but not iOS or Samsung users.

[@goodolrainbowpet]

7:30 "I had a really good taco, but since then, my stomach hurts, i keep getting stuck on the toilet with diarrhea, and it hurts and burns every time"

[@AuraPhoenix1500]

holy fuck are you a wizard

[@goodolrainbowpet]

@AuraPhoenix1500 im autistic and ive learned english is a stupid language that runs on intent and not words so with limited available vocabulary i can usually translate gibberish and garbage brain rot

[@AuraPhoenix1500]

@@goodolrainbowpet so a wizard then (this is positive, I'm also on the spectrum. That's still REALLY impressive.)

[@bravewater5737]

Thank you for the translation.

[@Sleeper____1472]

please leave this planet

[@camarokidbb4347]

You’re right, picking up my favorite Pokemon IS problematic… …for my back!

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

2:17 Oh pause, you poor innocent lost baby, she was the one doing the deed.

[@VodkamanBR]

9:53 that's how you make bonito flakes (Katsuobushi) from dried bonito. Fun fact, dried bonito is considered the hardest food in the world, having from 2,5 (fingernail) to 5 (glass) hardness in the Mohs scale.

[@daisyjoy242]

Imagine getting cussed out by a bunch of shrimp. I would probably done that some thing

[@Dragnarok1]

I would continue to eat some of those chips and after I'm done with that appraiser I'll look at them and point and say "you're next". And proceed to eat them like deviljho.

[@vincentleonard3797]

The sadistic pleasure he was taking in tormenting them. I wish I had that kind of motivation right now.

[@sniper201minecr]

9:55 If I remember correctly, I believe the one who is talking she is the teacher. which she is very desperate to get married and that’s because she is 40 years old.

[@jzpowell2108]

I’ve watched this anime before but have forgotten the name… mind helping me out?

[@sniper201minecr]

@@jzpowell2108 The name of the anime is No-Rin. also Chino put the image of the anime which it actually had the English title in a small text on top in the middle of the Japanese name of it

[@jzpowell2108]

@@sniper201minecr on my phone mate, that crap is way too tiny for my blind arse to be reading… at least without straining my eyes further or giving myself a headache focusing on it

[@zackaryevans138]

5:49 The middle image perfectly reflects the images we’ve seen before, as for the last one: NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.

[@tozu777]

3:03 Mal.0 a euclid SCP. It advertises itself as AI companion app. After you download and install it, it dissapears and sends you text messages with pictures of places you visit throughout the day. Each picture will have Mal.0 in the background, getting closer to the camera person until it appears in your home. It's pretty much a metaphysical stalker that the internet turned into a curvaceous furry woman.

[@salimufari]

6:30 ... Noble .. have you ever seen a Chihuahua? Demonic little things when they get angy.

[@t.kersten7695]

"i´m not a Chihuahua, im Fuwawa!"

[@ardantop132na6]

​@@t.kersten7695"I'm not Fuwawa, I'm Mococœ!"

[@Drayp33pers]

Seeing Mal-0 caught me off guard

[@gabrielmichaels7052]

Ya thicccccccc malo😏😏

[@Martyn-ThomasMcEvoy]

Me too

[@Just_a_guy_who_likes_stuff]

heh.

[@landocalrissian.]

skull dog smash

[@subject-0]

Fan mal-0:i want di## Canon mal-0:"annoying furry scp that just want to make your life harder 'not that way' and have a 50/50 to be male or female but always gonna give you a heart attack"

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Batman! This time I have a Vaporeon!

[@grimmking7613]

OK Joker, the joke isn't funny anymore

[@_fire_fox_1152]

There are no laws against pokemon batman

[@grimmking7613]

@@_fire_fox_1152 get new material joker

[@gallantbug6542]

Batman.. Bats why do you have a vaporeon on your closet? Is that a ditto and a lopunny? *Batman?*

[@grimmking7613]

@gallantbug6542 I run a pokemon daycare that's where they do... it

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

11:30 this made me laugh so hard, I got light headed and almost threw up, I haven't laughed like that in ages. Expecting Zuko meme, but it was Eggman all along.

[@Nealend86]

9:55 I think that's Katsuobushi. Basically a petrified skipjack tuna fillet that they shave down to make bonito flakes for making dashi with.

[@mkv2718]

and for some reason… they sell it in pet stores for cats in the US 😂. …but yes, i think you’re right

[@josedelgado4385]

1:54 what's funny to me is that Cell could be either bug or robot.

[@АртёмФедчук-г8к]

Or both

[@kristophesiem5336]

He's a biological android, no robot parts

[@Guuuun_]

He looks smug, he knows what he's boutta do, and he's gonna have absurd fun doing it.

[@hexerin]

One word of warning regarding Nourin: There is a particular scene that is infamous for awakening certain... foot related feelings in people.

[@xavierjohnson2321]

Me: goes camping Also Me seeing an athro Cougar with potentially maliciously lewd intent: *Confused screaming*

[@sangphu9347]

Sora no otoshimono was the first anime that i watched on the internet. Since the day you watch 3 8min parts per episode on youtube. And i absolutely love it.

[@kabob0077]

11:31 I LOVE how every time Eggman shows up his theme just starts playing.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Considering I am currently writing a fanfic afterstory for another fanfiction featuring Mal0 (scp-1471-a), that has her is a dark-"yabai" story... That picture just game me a clearer picture of the plotpoints I needed to actually make a good ending for the characters. And I never expected to find that "sudden inspiration" here (and for some reason... like I found 3 pic/videos of Mal0 on my feed this past week... not to mention on X and certain sites)

[@raslunari8666]

The thing is, if you have Jolteon as a guard dog nothing ever gets to run away. Those spiky corgis are hella fast.

[@ezequielin5058]

6:26 Lucario Is Also Fighting Type, Could Easily Kick Eevee From Here To Timbuktu

[@Aqituaq]

2:30 Counterpoint, she was the one flufferbaiting

[@chilomine839]

People can just tell when you've flufferbaited recently. Its like a degen superpower.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

1:19 Truth be told, I used to call Naruto “Boruto” because it never fascinated me. And after hearing that “Boruto” became a thing, I was completely surprised!

[@SirPreyas]

Just in case anyone was wondering, Blaziken weighs 115 pounds.

[@shirouemiya1650]

So the enemy Blaziken 115 pounds.

[@johnbarney8748]

That's one big chicken.

[@Lord_Numpty]

Guys muscles must be made of tissue paper.

[@captainpolar2343]

I can DL that easily (my best was like 195)

[@TheTakato122]

Lopunny is 73.4.

[@aaronalkor]

0:43 I made the mistake of taking a half-hour nap. On a cruise. In the Caribbean. During Spring Break. With a lot of skin showing. Needless to say, the second half of the trip was not fun with sunburn. Especially when it’s on the tops of your feet, preventing you from entering jacuzzis

[@KuDastardly]

12:29 _"It's coming out a weeb bit slower..."_

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

I think its less about eevee being something to fear being attacked by, and more like the surprise of one appearing out of no where and making load noises at you. It may trigger the flight half of the "Fight or Flight" instinct thing, until you get ahold of yourself and realize what's chasing you.

[@AstroManX100]

Normally I LOATHE the phrase "what the sigma" but the way he said it at 7:49 had me rolling. 😂

[@ObsidianDragon616]

Cocanut Juce in a Fancy Glass...... I call it Vaporeon after hours.

[@DaVaporeon]

Vap

[@RadRedAnimator]

2:25 is from an offbrand game called another chance its fun

[@SealFormulaMaster]

8:40 I was told that by staying maidenless I would gain magical powers by the age of 30... Welp fellas, got some news for ya... 35 and no magic yet... Pretty sweet beard though.

[@jorionedwards]

8:38 When I turned 21 (legal adult in my area) I expected some radical change in thought process since I kept getting answers like "You'll understand when your older." I told my dad , but he just laughed and said your not supposed to fell any different. So here I m, a man child drifting through life.

[@serverllegion6184]

the Pokémon carrying sequence was very cute and make sense due to the development Pokémon go trough and how they gain mass and tissue density with each new form specifically the ultra form blazekin being more difficult to carry because she is the largest of the trio and is the one with the higher muscle density instead of just muscle size.

[@Mike-mf3ed]

8:14 Alita looks great in live action. So why is live action Komi terrifying?

[@elsewhereprince3969]

The uncanny valley. Alita is a cyborg so some inhumanness is acceptable.

[@Mr-Green0]

2:56 Oh, Jesus! Dude, get the hell of the woods before that thing gets you!

[@sarahflynn9987]

11:09 to die by thigh is the way of a warrior

[@Mr-Green0]

10:03 What the hell, lady?!

[@KisekiFan]

Atleast Digimon can revert back to they small huggable plushie forms 😂

[@derriuspiggue8963]

2:56 that's scp 1471 you can also call it mal0

[@GoodGuySemi]

3:00 But there's no cougars in missions.

[@PotatoConspiracy-yg3in]

9:52 The anime is called NO-RIN. It is actually one of my all time favorite comedy anime and is sadly overlooked.

[@TheDendran]

5:16 Reminds me of that one Shylily animation with the shrimp doing the "aaaah-aaaaaaaahhhh-AAAAAAAAAHHHH" meme

[@azurephantom100]

I want to see shylily react to that shrimp video lol

[@Lord_Numpty]

That pokemon meme is honestly precious. Reckon a lot of us would consider them our little girls no matter how big they got.

[@elsewhereprince3969]

You will always be your mother’s child.

[@kunkka5-bg4zw]

Blaziken weighs 52.0 kg (114.6 lbs) Braixen weighs 14.5 kg (32.0 lbs) Lopunny weighs 33.3 kg (73.4 lbs)

[@apgamer4053]

3:00 dont panic stay inside the tent light a small fire perhaps a few no bigger than a candle turn on some music soft and quiet not loud you will attract more now asumeing your still with us record and upload 😂

[@-weaponized6493]

Anyone else see the villain face pattern on the wall?

[@Lynx_gamer642]

6:32 I stopped the video before this point and I thought to myself if my dog was a Pokémon what would she be. Riolu or a eevee and not but a few seconds later a Lucario appears on screen

[@AloneTheorist]

6:29 Eevee with the ability guard dog.😂

[@yamikage8826]

9:51 - I think it's Katsuobushi a smoked and dried fish. Katsuobushi is made by repeatedly smoking and drying boiled deboned filets of katsuo. The result is a hard, wood-like block of smoked fish that has been recognized by Guinness World Records as the hardest food in the world. Traditionally, katsuobushi was shaved by hand to create flakes that could be steeped in hot water to create dashi.

[@Irimu_]

8:38 Well, at 30 you become a Wizard so that's something.

[@TheMemeMan.]

Oh wow, I got here way faster than I thought

[@NeonBobert]

lopunny got that GYATT

[@SamTheGumMan117]

That Japanese prank was dope 😂 and brain rot gf panels were so stinking good broh

[@ThatOneHopelessWeeb]

Biblically accurate Komi looks like an alien that has one of those mouths that tear through their face flesh, with rows of teeth within to bite some poor bastard's head clean off. I love it, now excuse me while I go concuss myself so I can forget I saw it.

[@teryltanner]

3:01 SCP 1471 7:45 really good taco, messed up stomach, non-stop explosive diarrhea

[@rebeccabarney4311]

5:37 thumbnail comic if you will

[@jsl151850b]

9:29 *Ultra Short Throw Video Projector so that it's below the bottom edge of the rear projection screen.*

[@rev5379]

3:00 isn't that Malo the SCP? If it's her then you are safe i guess.

[@swigmcale7555]

SCP-1471, yes.

[@ethanaustin1028]

11:30 Ok but remember, that was Eggman's retaliation for Shadow pissing on his wife, so he could one up Shadow. So with that in mind, whats Sokka's retaliation going to be?

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

When I saw the trail cam photo in the subreddit, I also made a cougar joke

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

3:03... A average person: that is spooky B furries: hot damn I'd like ta- (insert profanity here) C ... SCP fans: RUN RUN FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE AND *PRAY TO ALL GODS NEW AND OLD, WHOMEVER YOU MAY BELIEVE IN THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!* D all of the above... furry SCP fans: not sure if scared or horny? C for me

[@BushidoRoad]

The Eggvasion has only just begun!!! 🥚🥚🥚

[@Mr-Green0]

5:18 Damn, the shrimps are pissed.

[@M_Alexander]

Regarding dragon blood making you invulnerable... how would he even, y'know, in the first place?

[@whiterabbit75]

That was a pretty good Patrick Warburton impression with the Helldiver meme.

[@LoneWolf20213]

people complain about pokemon being furry bait, but let's be real, anything in pokemon is furry bait, so they just made it easier since we're doing it anyway so why not double down on what will bring people in

[@viruschris3160]

And in the games there’s dialogue from the humans being in a relationship with their Pokémon. I remember Pokémon Colosseum where the old woman had a Mightyena as her boyfriend. Then the demo of Sun and Moon of the Tourist Lady waiting for her Machamp boyfriend. And a fan club of Machamp where all members are females. Then the boy trainer with his girlfriend which is Gardevoir. GameFreak and The Pokémon Company do not hold back.

[@LoneWolf20213]

@@viruschris3160 pokemon making furry bait the moment it came, this should not phase us

[@viruschris3160]

@@LoneWolf20213 I know. The moment I saw Gardevoir in Ruby and Sapphire in my younger days, I knew. I just find it funny people still freak out about it! XD

[@LoneWolf20213]

@@viruschris3160 i'm surprised they are freaking out about Pokemon just giving into the furry bait since it's brining in more fans, come on, lucario and gardevoir are og's in pokemon furrybait

[@viruschris3160]

@@LoneWolf20213 Honestly it never occur to me Lucario was one… probably because we got to know a male one first via the movie Mystery of Mew. Gardevoir looked feminine enough so that was a given. Now Renamon I get. Foxes in Japanese folklore enraptures men a lot, but my mind goes to Sakuyamon more so. Still the female form is always appreciated no matter what.

[@MasterJohn-zw6mp]

those shoes look like unfinished staplers.

[@Ashkihyena]

3:12 Wonder if they could make drinks based on the Star Trek cards I still have from AGES ago….

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

Let me guess. Klingon Blood Wine and Romulan Ale.

[@Ashkihyena]

⁠@@DavidStowers-o7k Heh, wouldn’t be surprised. It was the Star Trek Customizable Card Game made by Decipher, Inc. way WAY back in 1994. Guess it’d depend on the coloring of the card more than anything.

[@nobody..--.]

Also with pokemin cards if you give them a poison type card they just fucking poison you

[@Halvos12]

1:55 Boss bug enters the battle field. All Hell Divers redeploy to that single battle field. ALL OF THEM

[@mysticmind4563]

9:05 OMG that's an obscure and OOOOOOLLLD offbrand there. Didn't think that would be referenced.

[@necroticskeleton3474]

@7:10 Does he not realise that the guy he's zoomed in on is holding the sniper in one hand and the machine gun in the other???

[@DenouementKen]

I really do appreciate that you upload everyday even when you're on vacation. Much love to you Noble

[@autumbreeze1129]

Simply walking around in Japan can be a fun day in and of itself. You don't even need to plan on a specific destination, just wandering around leads to its own fun. I did it at least 3 times while I was there in 2012. When it comes to Boruto, I still only watch the movie. That's enough for me

[@dayvonlouis5187]

5:12 ooh that’s evil 😂😂

[@midnightphantom964]

4:01 Sora no Otoshimono/Heaven's Lost Property is quite the underrated gem. It has the same kind of premise as Date A Live, but with more ecchi in there, so if you're into that, good for you, SO AM I.

[@HexanTronic]

In regards to the 'Death Penalty + Thighs' meme, there is actually a girl in MHA who's quirk is 'Scissors. And it works by letting her cut things using the space between her middle and index fingers. If she wants to cut bigger things, she can also use her legs.

[@kurokaiman6198]

9:02 fun fact, if you switch the place of the last 2 digits, you get some questionable shit

[@kingaxolotl4970]

Where do I go to find this?? R34? Or dif site?

[@KXZero]

"What the sigma?" Had me rolling. 😂 Also 8:08, smash.

[@reivaxerubiza2204]

4:09 He either, A) Can't read due to bad eye sight or B) Can't read because he does not recognize the letters. I'm A. 🤪

[@TheInfectedGamerYT]

I couldn't read it cuz the resolution was 2 pixels!!

[@TheCodeGriffin]

11:15 response: It's not my time, I won't go.

[@Rentaro2013]

😮 my camping meme made it in the video Awesome!!

[@gamithemighty5932]

I'm sorry but who the "QUACK" is searching out the Death Penalty in "OFFBRAND"

[@t.kersten7695]

i can´t remember the title of that strange Anime @10:00, but all i remember was how crazy it was - especially the blonde one in this scene named Becky, if i remember correctly. she was the teacher at the school and very desperate and ´orny because she didn´t find a man. the blue-haired emotionless girl was a ex-idol, coming into that very rural town and school to hide from her past. and the guy grating that vegetable or spice was the biggest fan of this idol and he has a small Wallaby / Kangaroo as a pet.

[@kalil6]

8:07 "i think we can all agree we wouldnt want anything to do if komi" I dont know. the more i look at her the more i feel somethnig waking up in me, something that shouldnt but IS waking up in me

[@spikers6669]

0:43 I tend to have sunburn that turns into a tan. Like had it for 1 day for the pain and next day nothing. 6:35 yes they are like chihuahua's very territorial but as soon as someone gets close enough to scare them they attack the pant legs... I only know since I have a chihuahua/Japanese chin/Papillion mix that looks like eevee. (always willing to share pics). 10:54 smh people you can get a pic of a cat girl holding a cat.

[@arcangelus6008]

9:24 that's a really good prank🤣

[@Optimusj1975]

9:51 That's peak writing,

[@terra1748]

4:20 “brother just read!” 😂

[@BlackClaws]

Three minute mark... I would die in the woods. True hold my beer, camping edition.

[@JakesFavorites]

That Robotnik is terrifying

[@xaracen7207]

9:36 i was scared, Japanese pranks have a habit of being, really, really, nasty but that was creative and funny.

[@thescorgon5964]

Noble 4:10 : **reads the romanization of the title** It's english. Yeah Noble... yeah...