Pierre Caught Stealing And Lying! Also Trying To Poison The Town - Stardew Valley

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DangerouslyFunny

DangerouslyFunny

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@DangerouslyFunny
@DangerouslyFunny 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone must now go Joja route
@mieester8583
@mieester8583 6 жыл бұрын
yes
@HkTVMinecraft
@HkTVMinecraft 6 жыл бұрын
Get Maurice to punch up Pierre
@fotios111
@fotios111 6 жыл бұрын
MAKE A VIDEO TELLING PEOPLE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE
@DivisibleNut489
@DivisibleNut489 6 жыл бұрын
We need a mod to confront pierre.
@Carmeilio
@Carmeilio 6 жыл бұрын
I already went that way...
@frogpols
@frogpols 6 жыл бұрын
I bought the tastiest Mayor's Shorts from Pierre's shop the other day. He said he grew the thing in his own backyard. I didn't know Pierre was such a talented farmer! Looks like you might have some competition, huh?
@catseat_1971
@catseat_1971 4 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@lucutes2936
@lucutes2936 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@DianaDoom
@DianaDoom 3 жыл бұрын
*lmao*
@koishifumo2060
@koishifumo2060 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Goldfish_Brain
@Goldfish_Brain 3 жыл бұрын
Y E S S S S S S S ! ! ! That actually would make DF even more furious because those underpants are his pride and joy and he worked even harder on those
@holidaycat9241
@holidaycat9241 6 жыл бұрын
Morris is a jerk, but at least everyone knows it. Pierre is shady and everyone respects him.
@reddytoplay9188
@reddytoplay9188 5 жыл бұрын
Kryptnyt yeah I mean the guy saved me when I passed out(his workers did but you get the point)
@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 жыл бұрын
@@reddytoplay9188 AND he gave Pam a job!
@reddytoplay9188
@reddytoplay9188 5 жыл бұрын
jessxox審美 ikr
@hmmm8590
@hmmm8590 5 жыл бұрын
@@reddytoplay9188 And sued you 1000g
@reygatery
@reygatery 5 жыл бұрын
@@hmmm8590 it was a medical bill man he's running a bussiness here (also he have people to pay), not a charity but atleast everyone knows unlike that bastard pierre
@yourcrustyramen
@yourcrustyramen 6 жыл бұрын
Guess Caroline isnt the only liar in the family
@seahorser
@seahorser 5 жыл бұрын
pierre's family is probably the most dysfunctional in the whole game pierre is shady and lies to his customers caroline had an affair with the wizard and didn't tell her husband abigail is the "misunderstood" one and gets mad at her parents for rightfully being tired of it
@zedbags
@zedbags 5 жыл бұрын
I almost feel obligated to get Abigail out of there
@demothiguillermo2951
@demothiguillermo2951 4 жыл бұрын
@TooLateToTheStory how about abigail
@ycaro002
@ycaro002 4 жыл бұрын
@Zorianna 1 wasnt that a mod?
@TheCoper-qp4ou
@TheCoper-qp4ou 4 жыл бұрын
KEVIN
@oxocube5000
@oxocube5000 6 жыл бұрын
"I think Pierre's gonna have some competition when I start selling all my stuff to Joja" Me too
@SharpSangalli
@SharpSangalli 5 жыл бұрын
Boycott Pierre's
@tedizursa1277
@tedizursa1277 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you think I throw all my produce into the shipment bin?
@juztify3311
@juztify3311 4 жыл бұрын
@@tedizursa1277 GENIUS
@Revoltition
@Revoltition 3 жыл бұрын
@@tedizursa1277 pierre can buy it,anyone can buy it from the shipping bin it doesn't sell on 1 spesific place
@maclennanld
@maclennanld 6 жыл бұрын
You know Pierre is cheap when he serves a single blueberry in sauce for supper to three people
@juliaguevara4512
@juliaguevara4512 4 жыл бұрын
maclennanld I wouldn’t put it past him.
@emberZemian
@emberZemian 3 жыл бұрын
This is why Abigail think the quartz you gave her looks delicious, she's litterally starving and doesn't know what proper food looks like.
@FungusUnited
@FungusUnited 3 жыл бұрын
@@emberZemian lol
@fakename151
@fakename151 3 жыл бұрын
@@emberZemian wait is this like an actual thing? I thought it was just some running joke I hadn't caught onto yet but with all the comments about it. I'm starting to think it's not
@marestellas6231
@marestellas6231 3 жыл бұрын
@@fakename151 no no , she actually says "Thanks, it looks delicious !" when you give her a quartz 😂
@samdwire9983
@samdwire9983 6 жыл бұрын
the real question is where is this "backyard" he grew it in
@stevehartkopf9114
@stevehartkopf9114 6 жыл бұрын
Redwire lol I was thinking that too!
@dontquestionit_
@dontquestionit_ 6 жыл бұрын
uh oh, here comes the FBI...
@cowlemgambino7721
@cowlemgambino7721 5 жыл бұрын
Most likely in his butt
@taigatanfan_
@taigatanfan_ 5 жыл бұрын
The backyard is obviously your farm, lol
@riverajustinmarks.
@riverajustinmarks. 5 жыл бұрын
it's in the mountains where he found the blobfish.
@louisdellalucca8969
@louisdellalucca8969 6 жыл бұрын
That’s why I don’t sell to Pierre. I just dump it in the shipping box.
@lilyw2523
@lilyw2523 6 жыл бұрын
Louis DellaLucca sometimes he buys it even though you put it in the box. It's happened to me. I just start to give with joja
@StardustCookie701
@StardustCookie701 4 жыл бұрын
I do it I prefer it and if you accidentally sell an item you can get it back for free that’s why I use the shipping box
@plant7371
@plant7371 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know I could sell to pierre
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 3 жыл бұрын
even though it makes getting a batch of seeds faster, I prefer to put everything into the shipping box because gotta love numbers going up
@haytoo
@haytoo 3 жыл бұрын
I just started playing and I find Pierre annoying so I sell in the shipping box, I didn’t know all this!
@itzimperiumxvi2620
@itzimperiumxvi2620 6 жыл бұрын
All of a sudden Joja seem like the good guys
@megaflamer
@megaflamer 6 жыл бұрын
they really arent, but its not a black and white situation
@ProtoMekka
@ProtoMekka 6 жыл бұрын
Joja will still fuck you over in the end and not give a shit
@machixius
@machixius 6 жыл бұрын
except about the apple bois
@natygarcia1916
@natygarcia1916 5 жыл бұрын
Not really. He (Morris) is a real jerk too, but at least he is a real jerk in your face.
@genix2686
@genix2686 5 жыл бұрын
King Dedede woahhh there
@tiffanyzhu9587
@tiffanyzhu9587 6 жыл бұрын
Idea - get someone to make a mod that turns all pigs into pams. Instead of truffles she digs up beer bottles
@notjens3539
@notjens3539 6 жыл бұрын
10/10 idea free beer from the trashcan her self
@DraydeeJayick
@DraydeeJayick 6 жыл бұрын
*empty* beer bottles.
@GnarGnaw
@GnarGnaw 6 жыл бұрын
This shit advanced
@bellabrodie4740
@bellabrodie4740 6 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE FIND BUNNYJUMPS!
@neko_vision8429
@neko_vision8429 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I though you had to turn pigs into bacon in the game
@gregorypolidoro4988
@gregorypolidoro4988 6 жыл бұрын
Why do people buy 1 blueberry for dinner?
@bitsandbirbs4174
@bitsandbirbs4174 6 жыл бұрын
Those blueberries are the size of pumpkins when you hold them, I like to think that it's the canon size 👍
@gregorypolidoro4988
@gregorypolidoro4988 6 жыл бұрын
@@bitsandbirbs4174 oh ok
@armadillo.enjoyer
@armadillo.enjoyer 6 жыл бұрын
And then serve them with hoisin sauce
@leoleo4469
@leoleo4469 5 жыл бұрын
They're rationing food.
@Goldy-tv3wv
@Goldy-tv3wv 5 жыл бұрын
Garnish
@Katiedid2040
@Katiedid2040 6 жыл бұрын
Let’s face it, Pierre is a messed up dude. His one child isn’t his, he hides money from his family, and his resale prices are insane. But he’s got a mean uppercut!
@haileyroberts1103
@haileyroberts1103 6 жыл бұрын
He hides money??
@Katiedid2040
@Katiedid2040 6 жыл бұрын
Hailey Roberts yeah, five heart cutscene
@lyssm3044
@lyssm3044 6 жыл бұрын
@@Katiedid2040 I uh, don't think that's supposed to be a reference to money, my dude........
@MegamanXfan21xx
@MegamanXfan21xx 6 жыл бұрын
Well, the game never says it ISN'T money.
@kanardy
@kanardy 6 жыл бұрын
He's sebastian's dealer
@venturoes1912
@venturoes1912 6 жыл бұрын
I just have a picture of pierre picking blobfish bushes in the mountains...
@k3rt244
@k3rt244 6 жыл бұрын
interesting
@joeyguy12345
@joeyguy12345 6 жыл бұрын
I'd be worried if there were fish just hanging from trees and bushes out in the forest... That's some apocalypse stuff right there lol
@blobvisfan666
@blobvisfan666 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah i found one of those the other day.
@dontquestionit_
@dontquestionit_ 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre is obviously the worst forager...it's so easy to find high quality blobfish in the mountains
@St4rg4z3rR0ck3t
@St4rg4z3rR0ck3t 5 жыл бұрын
Blue Jay oh my god now I can see it too
@BeastBoy-xz7ww
@BeastBoy-xz7ww 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre is just jealous of your skills from farming to satisfy your wifes
@GooseEnthused
@GooseEnthused 6 жыл бұрын
And husbands and Pams
@Diodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodi
@Diodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodi 6 жыл бұрын
Wives*
@theshinystunfisk3179
@theshinystunfisk3179 6 жыл бұрын
He's good at plowing the fields if you know what i mean
@tryptex
@tryptex 6 жыл бұрын
"Satisfy your wifes" = divorcing them...
@BeastBoy-xz7ww
@BeastBoy-xz7ww 6 жыл бұрын
@@theshinystunfisk3179 i think we all know what you mean
@DaemosDaen
@DaemosDaen 6 жыл бұрын
Now I remember why I don't sell him stuff directly unless I need money immediately. I do think we should be able to confront Pierre about it. Maybe there is if we sell him enough stuff, dunno.
@shenderra1
@shenderra1 6 жыл бұрын
yeah he does explain himself you just have to wait
@lmaolmao2544
@lmaolmao2544 6 жыл бұрын
Turtle chix dialogue please?
@shenderra1
@shenderra1 6 жыл бұрын
@@lmaolmao2544 I would have to play the game and wait until it pops up again cause it is wordy. hang on.
@shenderra1
@shenderra1 6 жыл бұрын
@@lmaolmao2544 well I got new dialogue that says that it is his dream to keep opening new stores until he is extremely wealthy... going to be a while til I can get to the other dialogue but this is proof that he is probably jealous of Joja's success and also is trying to cut corners cause he is desperate. Does not make it right though.
@awesomelalo5125
@awesomelalo5125 3 жыл бұрын
@@shenderra1 sheesh
@MasterOfNinjas16
@MasterOfNinjas16 6 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Penny's dialog with the mushroom made it sound like she was trying to murder Pam?
@redrangerrr558
@redrangerrr558 6 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought.... I was wondering when someone would mention that.
@jordanhendrickson9608
@jordanhendrickson9608 5 жыл бұрын
Your right it does sound like that.
@JovanaSanchez000
@JovanaSanchez000 5 жыл бұрын
...Who wouldn't?
@markeye2043
@markeye2043 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes we are.
@Numberfiend50
@Numberfiend50 6 жыл бұрын
And people wonder why someone would give in to joja
@xan8636
@xan8636 6 жыл бұрын
ah i remember the good ol days when my father brought me to the forest to forage for some blobfish, nothin beats foraging like doing it yourself!
@stevehartkopf9114
@stevehartkopf9114 6 жыл бұрын
TheUnknownAbsol 🤔😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
@DoctorAutopsy
@DoctorAutopsy 6 жыл бұрын
I thought you said "Growing, Growing, Crowing" since the crows got so many of your melons...
@andydavis6177
@andydavis6177 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sdgtundra1084
@sdgtundra1084 6 жыл бұрын
Dats what she said
@hwy3895
@hwy3895 5 жыл бұрын
and then he take a stack of melon from the item spawner
@jaldarone
@jaldarone 5 жыл бұрын
he said growing
@missingindy
@missingindy 4 жыл бұрын
xD no he got them “legit”
@yaesthete
@yaesthete 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like DF lowkey gets offended by the npc's insults
@DamageMaximo
@DamageMaximo 3 жыл бұрын
He does
@softnpure
@softnpure 3 жыл бұрын
@B.J sam and penny are sweethearts thoughh
@babidavi6910
@babidavi6910 3 жыл бұрын
@B.J A bunch of hoes.. 😭
@bomxdurtto4463
@bomxdurtto4463 4 жыл бұрын
*I bought the tastiest Blobfish from Pierre's shop the order day. He said he found it himself while exploring the mountains. I didn't know Pierre was such a talented forager.* - Lewis 2020
@raywhitethorngalathynius
@raywhitethorngalathynius 2 жыл бұрын
"this, ladies and gentlemen, is the mayor of the town."
@WanderingJellyfish_0081
@WanderingJellyfish_0081 6 жыл бұрын
I actually made the mistake of feeling sorry for Pierre. I didn’t buy anything from Joja mart and stayed loyal to Pierre because I didn’t know about this betrayal. I’m buying in Joja mart from now on. (Edit:) Thanks for understanding my point of view @ewokking and the likes are great!
@potatogames5410
@potatogames5410 6 жыл бұрын
But in joja it costs more..
@kitmakin289
@kitmakin289 6 жыл бұрын
@@potatogames5410 Not with the "Lore-Friendly JoJaMart Prices" mod.
6 жыл бұрын
@@potatogames5410 now i dont care, he tells everyone my crops sucks and the good ones are his. if i could i would burn his house down.
@nico_zip
@nico_zip 6 жыл бұрын
@@potatogames5410 actually if you buy the joja membership the prices get lower
@GodzillaFreak
@GodzillaFreak 6 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Montenegro better hours too
@DCreed013
@DCreed013 6 жыл бұрын
Wow...someone needs to make a mod solely dedicated to F*CKING PIERRE OVER. Make it so that that selling out to Joja doesn't just turn the community center into a warehouse, but runs Pierre's shop out of business, turning his house into another Joja store. Without any money, he's forced to bring his family to squat at the train station (mostly so that Abigail will still be around to marry and divorce). He'll have to work at Joja for the rest of his life.
@amadeussommers5178
@amadeussommers5178 6 жыл бұрын
DCreed013, nah. Make it so you uncover his “secret stash” and send him to prison. Abby and Caroline can live with the farmer or something.
@kenzeeheard2261
@kenzeeheard2261 6 жыл бұрын
@@amadeussommers5178 or the wizard
@DCreed013
@DCreed013 6 жыл бұрын
@@kenzeeheard2261 Or, combine those two and more! What if meeting certain requirements triggers events sort of like a heart event. But instead of growing closer to Pierre, you grow one step closer to ruining him in every way possible. EVENT 1: His reputation. Requirement: sell Pierre some produce and see text of villagers attributing the good ones to him. The event will center on confronting Pierre on his lies and exposing him to the people of Pelican Town as a liar. EVENT 2: His business. Requirement: Sell out to Joja. Pierre loses most of his business to Joja and is forced to close down his shop. EVENT 3: His home. With no means of supporting himself or his family, Pierre is forced to sell his house, turning it into another Joja mart and works behind the counter part time. He is very miserable like this. His family must live up at the train station until they better options. EVENT 4: His family. Sick of living in a spa, Caroline finally reveals the shocking truth; Abigail is really the Wizard's daughter and she never loved Pierre. She only married him for financial stability. And now that that's gone, she has no to reason to stay. She takes Abigail to live with the Wizard, who does the right thing and takes them in, leaving Pierre alone. EVENT 5: His happiness. His wife gone, his daughter not his child, and his former home a base for his mortal enemies, Pierre spirals into depression. He has an episode at his Joja job and is promptly fired. Now he is unable to even feed himself. No matter where he turns, he finds no sympathy. He is in a hell of his own making. EVENT 6: His freedom. Employees of the Joja mart that was Pierre's home discover his 'secret stash' and quickly connect it to him. He's put in prison and leaves Stardew Valley for good leaving only a final letter to the player. That's what you get for lying about my apricots you bastard. Next on the list: the impeachment, arrest, and replacement of the corrupt Mayor Lewis.
@lmaolmao2544
@lmaolmao2544 6 жыл бұрын
DCreed013 Jesus Christ, man. Chill a bit. I am interested in the mayor though.
@DCreed013
@DCreed013 6 жыл бұрын
@@lmaolmao2544 I am completely chill. Chill is the best thing to be when plotting the downfall of NPCs. Lol, in all seriousness though, I am chill. I'm just really long winded and have nothing better to do than throw out ideas for mods that I don't have the skills to make myself. As for Lewis though, I think a similar process to what I outlined for Pierre would suffice. Expose his affair with Marnie to lower the town's faith in him, uncover his golden statue and expose that, find out about his misappropriation of town funds/general laziness and blow the lid on that, get him arrested and replace him with a new, date-able NPC who's actually a competent mayor.
@HeyFoxxyLady
@HeyFoxxyLady 6 жыл бұрын
This is why I sell my crops straight to my bins. Pierre not getting rich on my produce and be able to brag about it!
@Office_chair
@Office_chair 3 жыл бұрын
I only sell my stuff to Pierre if I'm already out and just holding stuff. OR TO JUST SEE HOW MUCH IT WOULD MAKE.
@Revoltition
@Revoltition 3 жыл бұрын
Shupping bin doesn't sell to 1 spesific place it sells ur stuff to anyone
@brittanychan1725
@brittanychan1725 6 жыл бұрын
Blueberries in Hoisin Sauce?!?! wtf is wrong with him....
@Haukka3
@Haukka3 6 жыл бұрын
YES! That's exactly what I was thinking!
@OhSweetDarlingAkuma
@OhSweetDarlingAkuma 6 жыл бұрын
Not him tho; Abigail is the one that eats them with hoisin!
@DaemosDaen
@DaemosDaen 6 жыл бұрын
@@OhSweetDarlingAkuma Who even serves Hoisin Sauce with Blueberries
@brittanychan1725
@brittanychan1725 6 жыл бұрын
@@DaemosDaen exactly what I'm thinking....
@ViktoriaYatsenko
@ViktoriaYatsenko 6 жыл бұрын
@@brittanychan1725 maybe people who cant feel the taste of food ? :)
@MCraven120
@MCraven120 5 жыл бұрын
Thats why I give Pierre my finest void mayo on his birthday.
@mmmmmrocks
@mmmmmrocks 3 жыл бұрын
I only give my void mayo to shane, pierre, and krobus.
@Jafelle123
@Jafelle123 2 жыл бұрын
@@mmmmmrocks you should treat shane well because he is depressed that's why he hates people But if you want.. Give him trash
@therealsalemjules
@therealsalemjules 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jafelle123 any trash I find I give to Shane I just can’t stand him
@Young_Native_Gee
@Young_Native_Gee 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealsalemjules shane needs help lmao
@whotookmypuddingcup4131
@whotookmypuddingcup4131 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how emily is literally the only one who would know it was actually your grown produce?
@Kamexe
@Kamexe 6 жыл бұрын
WHO COOKS MELONS OF COURSE ITS BAD.
@stevehartkopf9114
@stevehartkopf9114 6 жыл бұрын
Kamden Vera THANK YOU!!!! That was driving me crazy...especially the fact that DF never made a joke/comment about that.
@Kamexe
@Kamexe 6 жыл бұрын
@@stevehartkopf9114 and the fish becoming foraging
@gothicMCRgirl
@gothicMCRgirl 6 жыл бұрын
Kamden Vera Eeeeh, you can certainly bake a melon, though. You can bake a whole bunch of different fruits to make pies and tarts, for example. They can also accompany certain dishes and it’s not so bad. But I get what you mean, they way they phrased it made it seem like they literally just popped the melon onto a stovetop and fried it or something XD
@MarkThe_Nerd
@MarkThe_Nerd 4 жыл бұрын
There's a eatery in New York that does it. Its horrifying
@mmmmmrocks
@mmmmmrocks 3 жыл бұрын
I just had the idea of testing this theory, but warm melon sounds awful.
@mr.t3592
@mr.t3592 6 жыл бұрын
So leah ate a blobfish, huh? "Vegetarian", yeah...
@ozalavezos475
@ozalavezos475 6 жыл бұрын
Some vegetarians eat fish/chicken
@tabbybull4096
@tabbybull4096 6 жыл бұрын
llama lex then theyre not a vegetarian then lmao its just random dialogue
@concretecodpiece
@concretecodpiece 6 жыл бұрын
Tabby Bull you are mistaking vegetarian for vegan.
@ozalavezos475
@ozalavezos475 6 жыл бұрын
@@tabbybull4096 vegetarians dont eat red meat
@ivanm3045
@ivanm3045 6 жыл бұрын
Hello, friendly neighborhood vegetarian here! Some of us actually do eat fish, as fishing/fish farming is a rather clean and sustainable food source
@Kat-rj8sp
@Kat-rj8sp 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre if ur gonna act like this you better be ready to catch these hands and I'm not afraid to mess u up in front of your daughter.... I mean your not daughter.😓
@icequeen9
@icequeen9 6 жыл бұрын
'Pam has nothing to say because words are hard' - I actually laughed out loud. Ace comedic timing!
@zab416
@zab416 6 жыл бұрын
It got pretty weird with the fish. Did Pierre rob Willie and then wipe his memory?! And then everyone believed he "foraged" 999 fish, and nobody said, "Hmm, I thought you could only catch blobfish when that deep sea sub guy comes to the Winter Market?" My theory is that Pierre is trying to brainwash the whole town and start a cult. Keep an eye on the Yoba statue in the church. If it's replaced with a golden Pierre things are really to hell!
@Jmak
@Jmak 6 жыл бұрын
bad Pierre, you bad boy
@annihow
@annihow 6 жыл бұрын
GRAPE
@Katiedid2040
@Katiedid2040 6 жыл бұрын
Jmak scroob
@gringolocojr.6499
@gringolocojr.6499 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I SEE UR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE... U DEEPLY SCARE ME JMAK
@finntaylor3590
@finntaylor3590 5 жыл бұрын
Do an interview with Elon musk
@prefton3207
@prefton3207 6 жыл бұрын
This is only because you discovered that Abigal isn't really his daughter. Karma, DF. Karma.
@pfam5ify
@pfam5ify 5 жыл бұрын
A girl in my grade is named Carma and boy does she live up to that name
@mrnobody-unowen
@mrnobody-unowen 6 жыл бұрын
Willy is actually Pierre. Conspiracy uncovered!
@MadAliceInWonderland
@MadAliceInWonderland 6 жыл бұрын
It's so crazy how one game has so many things we keep finding.
@venturoes1912
@venturoes1912 6 жыл бұрын
Will there ever be an end to stardew valley secrets?
@dioxoi8369
@dioxoi8369 5 жыл бұрын
no.. it won't... untill the creater dies
@SodaSizzle
@SodaSizzle 4 жыл бұрын
@@dioxoi8369 that means a yes then
@rileypurcell7952
@rileypurcell7952 3 жыл бұрын
You are spelling he will ever die
@rileypurcell7952
@rileypurcell7952 3 жыл бұрын
Apiily
@rileypurcell7952
@rileypurcell7952 3 жыл бұрын
Speech int
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 6 жыл бұрын
Too bad there isn't a heart even for pier about confronting him about the lies.
@MHChrono
@MHChrono 6 жыл бұрын
Who eats melons for dinner?????
@venturoes1912
@venturoes1912 6 жыл бұрын
Who forages fish for their hobby?
@daintydawn4503
@daintydawn4503 6 жыл бұрын
A psychopath that's who
@60secondgaming21
@60secondgaming21 4 жыл бұрын
@@venturoes1912 no who will eat blob fish for dinner? 😂 It's disgusting
@johnnymantle79
@johnnymantle79 3 жыл бұрын
I have a better question who eats a singular blueberry and covers in hoisin sauce?
@Office_chair
@Office_chair 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and who cooks melons ?
@owenw.1643
@owenw.1643 6 жыл бұрын
i already knew pierre was a scumbag judging by his "secret stash" and how he treats abigail. this is just further evidence. worst character in the game by far 😠
@breepetals3491
@breepetals3491 5 жыл бұрын
owen c. What is the secret stash?
@briedriel8133
@briedriel8133 4 жыл бұрын
Bree Petals porn probably
@StrandedClone
@StrandedClone 3 жыл бұрын
@@breepetals3491 probly his anti joja "Sugar"
@Jafelle123
@Jafelle123 2 жыл бұрын
@@breepetals3491 bruh but for real Its money he tried to hide to his wife.. He is money obbesed
@stario5895
@stario5895 5 жыл бұрын
i sell my stuff to the DEMON INSIDE OF THE BASKET so i dont get scammed.
@sunilpermaul7876
@sunilpermaul7876 5 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a mod where you could confront Pierre in front of the town (Maybe during the community centre cutscene) about how he claims to have grown the produce or "foraged" the fish.
@bippurr1736
@bippurr1736 6 жыл бұрын
“OMG! Pierre lied and stole! Breaking news! *and on a less important note, he also tried to poison the town.*”
@acmtails
@acmtails 4 жыл бұрын
@@zutaca2825 well if you think about it DF just sold the mushrooms to him in real life he was doing it for fun but as the farmer in the game he was just selling them to get money for his farm. The farmer (not DF) wouldn't actually know that Pierre would sell them out as food for the town. So in a sense.... Pierre and DF want to watch the town burn.
@60secondgaming21
@60secondgaming21 4 жыл бұрын
@@acmtails nah Pierre doesn't want to boycott the whole town it's part of his life about DF he starts to change 😂
@catlovingtrio
@catlovingtrio 2 жыл бұрын
The reason Pierre didn't sell the pumpkins wasn't because they were out of season. It was because Abigail took them all.
@eleanorprice1701
@eleanorprice1701 4 жыл бұрын
"Neither has Pierre. After he looked at Jodi." That just killed me for some reason.
@calebvonmeding7757
@calebvonmeding7757 6 жыл бұрын
''Hey Gus, did you put my blueberries in your mouth?'' -Mumps 2018
@tgame43
@tgame43 3 жыл бұрын
I actually got so pissed at Pierre that I started buying my seeds from Joja. More expensive; more satisfaction.
@jadiemarble3298
@jadiemarble3298 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh, farmed it myself. I used fertilizer made from children.” Mc triple oof
@sandraskender1388
@sandraskender1388 6 жыл бұрын
The great blue berry disaster DF 2018
@stevehartkopf9114
@stevehartkopf9114 6 жыл бұрын
Sandra Skender My whole town is gone due to blueberries...I am the soul surviver.
@ironman-uc7ek
@ironman-uc7ek 6 жыл бұрын
So I just bought from pierre the tastest poision.
@bingusbungis8331
@bingusbungis8331 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he cut part of the “How much garbage you get in a year” video and did this one in the middle
@Roe0965
@Roe0965 6 жыл бұрын
I always forget Leah is a person in stardew and every time you say her name i get confused for second.
@DistortionEngine
@DistortionEngine 5 жыл бұрын
everybody's gangsta till the blobfish start coming down from the mountains
@60secondgaming21
@60secondgaming21 4 жыл бұрын
It's super misleading 😂
@maind7132
@maind7132 5 жыл бұрын
Penny - feeds pam a poisonous mushroom - proceeds to ask mumps about his home decor (as if to move in) xD she hates pam doesnt she?
@Jafelle123
@Jafelle123 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah she really hate her
@couch_enthusiast8915
@couch_enthusiast8915 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody liked the grape because it had sur-
@holifishuwu4341
@holifishuwu4341 6 жыл бұрын
Vicki Barkley they did surgery on a grape
@k3rt244
@k3rt244 6 жыл бұрын
was it a good meme? no it was the worst
@couch_enthusiast8915
@couch_enthusiast8915 6 жыл бұрын
@@k3rt244 True that
@lucimaralves490
@lucimaralves490 5 жыл бұрын
doing this crap doesnt make your shitty comment fun-
@iitzjosh
@iitzjosh 6 жыл бұрын
Hello this channel is the only reason why I play stardew valley
@astonsmith7182
@astonsmith7182 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@Moon-iv7sx
@Moon-iv7sx 6 жыл бұрын
same
@user-tm1ge3oy1i
@user-tm1ge3oy1i 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@akun50
@akun50 6 жыл бұрын
@saintjiub8202
@saintjiub8202 5 жыл бұрын
-Insert penis-
@Janti0607
@Janti0607 3 жыл бұрын
I tried this with beer and the day after the NPCs said that Pierre found the best beer they have had in the mountains
@CupcakeRain
@CupcakeRain 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, I love how ConcernedApe didn't make JojoMart look like the villain, it makes you feel empathy for Jojo as well. nice
@60secondgaming21
@60secondgaming21 4 жыл бұрын
Really? then explain why you quit your job at joja 😂 It's simple just read your granpa letter afterwards
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 2 жыл бұрын
The dev did make JojaMart the villain, it's just that Pierre is terrible, too. Apparently, the only virtuous thing to do is live in a tent and eat food out of garbage bins.
@arishasmile1905
@arishasmile1905 6 жыл бұрын
DF should make like a 30 second video in which he grows grapes and gives them to Harvey to do surgery on. Just a meme shout out.
@matthewh2503
@matthewh2503 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it should have NO dialogue. Just the in game sounds with a lot of jump cuts
@lesewing
@lesewing 10 ай бұрын
Makes me wonder if Pierre is the one throwing rocks at linus's tent, destroying his tent, and spray painting his tent.
@wheeljack2279
@wheeljack2279 6 жыл бұрын
I find it creepy that Pierre looks EXACTLY like my 10th grade English teacher 😶
@Vyansya
@Vyansya 6 жыл бұрын
Your videos make me think the villagers are bad guys (pierre,lewis,demetrius,etc) compared to Joja who just try to build a supermart...
@Flopebun
@Flopebun 6 жыл бұрын
I will never not call Penny little pam from now on until I die
@Stitchpuppy01
@Stitchpuppy01 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I would be unreasonably fucking touchy if a villager said they didn't like my produce.
@johnnyted446
@johnnyted446 6 жыл бұрын
All that hard work.... pierre..... you disapointed me boy
@ilikeminecraftepic3849
@ilikeminecraftepic3849 2 жыл бұрын
1:57 one time I talked to Harvey and he said he bought blueberries (I sold a ton of blueberries the day before) and he said pierre grew them in his own backyard. I was so mad
@r.k.7663
@r.k.7663 5 жыл бұрын
Someone: *Brings iridium quality apples to the store* Abigail: I guess they were starting to go bad. Pam: They tasted horrendous, but they gave me the same feeling as beer, I guess they were starting to yeast.
@temxasred3086
@temxasred3086 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 Wait until he finds out that pickled melons are a thing
@dayalasingh5853
@dayalasingh5853 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre looks like mission impossible villain in the thumbnail.
@aaronadamsons9300
@aaronadamsons9300 2 жыл бұрын
I had "ONE" of the blueberries for dinner
@neko_vision8429
@neko_vision8429 5 жыл бұрын
Also my pet guinea pig, David hates this hot weather. He’s fussy *How about you eat him too then*
@cortorwinters9082
@cortorwinters9082 6 жыл бұрын
9:04 I though one of Penny's things was that she sucked at cooking. And now she's cooking with an endangered fish that, on the extremely rare occasion one is cooked, it is done with perfection and no mistakes, and probably very rich chefs. Penny went from below mediocre at cooking to godlike.
@erinskewes
@erinskewes 3 жыл бұрын
6:48 No comment... Ps loved the video 😁
@spacewolfe1906
@spacewolfe1906 4 жыл бұрын
Ah....this is why I only sell via the shipping container.
@icebringer2276
@icebringer2276 5 жыл бұрын
2:33 I love how you call him "Wheels"
@laurentoomey5082
@laurentoomey5082 3 жыл бұрын
idk if it’s his voice of just the way he words things but i’m obsessed
@ossi_2429
@ossi_2429 6 жыл бұрын
1:08 it wasn’t a “hit” because he served his family a melon for dinner. A melon. For dinner.
@darc22005
@darc22005 6 жыл бұрын
"How about you eat him too then" X'D lost it
@Unknown-ws2nt
@Unknown-ws2nt 6 жыл бұрын
I love your content keep up the good work! :)
@quiverdancervolca
@quiverdancervolca 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Blobfish are definitely forgeable, I saw 28 just chilling on a mountain once...
@harris5413
@harris5413 6 жыл бұрын
"Τhis , ladies and gentlemen , is the mayor of the town " HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD the best quote ever xD
@eriklarsen6790
@eriklarsen6790 3 жыл бұрын
everyone: eats a single blueberry for dinner
@RawrsDragon
@RawrsDragon 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre sits on a throne of lies
@kamliko
@kamliko 6 жыл бұрын
The "growing, growing, growing" scene is absolutly cool!
@cookiegamesfamily
@cookiegamesfamily 6 жыл бұрын
"Talking is hard" "Do you like my nuts?" LOL! Note to self: don't eat or drink while watching this channel
@Soriokeink
@Soriokeink 5 жыл бұрын
Villager: Where did you find this blobfish? Pierre: Mountains. Villager: In the mountains. At that kind of elevation, at that kind of habitat, at this part of the valley, all miles above sea level. Pierre: Yes! Villager: ...can you show me? Pierre:... No.
@zarvidnoom1547
@zarvidnoom1547 6 жыл бұрын
no duh he killed morris hes now in power hes planning on stealing mumps fourtune.....
@NathanRotic
@NathanRotic 3 жыл бұрын
Actually Pierre's shop have a backyard. It's in the dining room. Go through the door.
@negaversa
@negaversa 5 жыл бұрын
"I would do that idea but everyone keeps talking about those damn blueberries" Me: this is how donald trump is
@bubsimodragon
@bubsimodragon 4 жыл бұрын
Negaversa is the best user ever
@Dman3981
@Dman3981 5 жыл бұрын
Hoison sauce on Blueberries? The man is a true psycho
@j5803
@j5803 6 жыл бұрын
Also, does anyone else not skip ads so DF gets dat ad cash
@Pacer-456
@Pacer-456 6 жыл бұрын
Jep
@PonytailSensei
@PonytailSensei 6 жыл бұрын
You're a sarcastic ass. I like it! Subbed!
@tomasmcgrath5766
@tomasmcgrath5766 6 жыл бұрын
Pierre steals candy from children.
@soappacket2342
@soappacket2342 6 жыл бұрын
and fish from Willy
@60secondgaming21
@60secondgaming21 4 жыл бұрын
@@soappacket2342 nah probably Willy sell it
@SakuraNights
@SakuraNights 6 жыл бұрын
Oh awesome! I made this suggestion a while ago; it’s really cool to see expansion on it! Though I had no idea Pierre was such a rotten, credit-stealing thief! Maybe I will go with Joja... or at the very least, buy from them instead!
@xYamakaze
@xYamakaze 5 жыл бұрын
Never selling to Pierre, always buying from Joja. Thanks for bringing this to light, I never directly sold my items to the store cause I didn't think you could, I just tossed them in my bin.
@provolonefatboy5875
@provolonefatboy5875 4 жыл бұрын
Hoisin sauce is a glaze made for meat..... I don't really want to know why they did that
@jorgeaponte6518
@jorgeaponte6518 6 жыл бұрын
"little pam?" I'm dying
@snazzycoastermemes6798
@snazzycoastermemes6798 6 жыл бұрын
4:34 "It has to be edible, otherwise people can't eat them"
@FluffyGamer2005Ed
@FluffyGamer2005Ed 6 жыл бұрын
Wattt, thanks for letting me know DangerouslyFunny
@GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
@GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad,i guess deep down inside everyone has a little bit of evil and lust for power,Pierre isn't any better than the Joja Mart dude
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