I WENT TO THE GOOGLE HEADQUARTERS

[@cbtorture69]

This is why I’m forced to watch 2 unskippable 15 second ads

[@hoeplesscutiepie33]

Sometimes it's 20 second unskippable ads 😮‍💨😒

[@googlesocorrupt4325]

​@@hoeplesscutiepie33incorrect, Most times it's 30 seconds unskippable ads

[@Jabullz]

Hit the info icon on the screen when your ad is up. Pick "stop seeing this ad." Yes. Choose whichever option. Ad will skip.

[@MaestroAlvis]

Actually. YT is not a good source of revenue.

[@FunnyDolphin782]

@@googlesocorrupt4325I can’t believe yall won’t just pay 12 bucks a month 😂

[@neww0lf611]

Never let the prisoners know they are prisoners

[@mrgoodman4787]

oh boy, we have an entrepreneur here

[@Noa41018]

So what does that make America, the " land of the Free"

[@SoundBoss5150]

Your dinner is getting cold there, Andre 😏

[@Limitless-XYZ]

@@mrgoodman4787oh boy we have an NPC here

[@mrgoodman4787]

@@Limitless-XYZ unlike an NPC, I have my own desire, so you're just pointless

[@einfisch1417]

„Yo dudes, the empires pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something“

[@colmlooney5843]

LMAO 💀

[@multi_arm]

every time that video pops up in my mind i lose focus of whatever i was doing

[@FawadBilgrami]

Can imagine the amount of tracking the place would have

[@oskahuxley6322]

Fantastic security.

[@jeffman9260]

Google :"this is your home now peasants"

[@holyjolf]

lgtm

[@wokebot4582]

You mean every other job you are not treated like a peasant? At least at google they get treated like high class peasants instead of real peasants like most jobs

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

YESSIR! I'll just live here! Goodbye property taxes, utilities, mortgage payments and mowing the lawn (or rent for you true peasants).

[@Creezo]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. My house doesn’t have a movie theater. Does YOUR house have a movie theater? HMMMMM?

[@ekkekrosing8454]

@@Creezo True, my dad works at google, and loves it! I dont understand the criticism, what theyre doing is genius

[@Argenswiss]

You know whats a million times better? Going home after finishing your work

[@bish09]

Productive people who like what they do, find both workplace and home equally important.

[@GamezGuru1]

@@bish09 productive people don't play volleyball during working hours...

[@NickyHendriks]

​@@GamezGuru1but they might during break 😉

[@BaltorAirsoftSniper]

What's even better? Not getting fired by email all of the sudden

[@akapolkolko]

Rat race

[@oatjuice5921]

"oh boy, i sure love to have logos on my food, gonna ask my boss for unpaid double shifts"

[@MENTALTAKEDOWN]

*Did she just say an advertisement stamped onto her drink was a plus? And she also enjoyed ads on the stairs as she walked up?* DAFAQ

[@user-du7yg7wp4n]

She'll be lining up for those Google microchips

[@arsonzartz]

i mean having an image on ur latte is pretty cool

[@ratrat9241]

@@arsonzartzabsolutely! but an uber logo??

[@itz-laser]

Even the stairs and coffee are ads, google really do love their ads, cant even escape IRL

[@Cyba_IT]

Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Who the hell wants an ad in their coffee?!

[@itz-laser]

@Cyba_IT "today is sponsored by Shopify"

[@veggiepeasoup]

the stairs are the most searched things, only the coffee is the only seen ad

[@Jade--46]

@@Cyba_ITI didn’t know a logo was an ad

[@Cyba_IT]

@@Jade--46 What's the logo there for then?

[@lucianofrancesco4742]

"Neat! They put glitter on my chains"

[@pr3621]

This is actually one of the best responses I’ve ever seen 😭

[@za.monolit]

this comment is retarded

[@cienfuegos8155]

Nice to see people not being easily fooled by capitalism

[@thenergster]

​@@cienfuegos8155nice to see idiots being fooled by communism again though.

[@allex975gaming]

But working in google as a software engineer etc pays you 150k+ a year which is more than any other 9-5 job. I would take working there for 20 years and getting great pay than to work forever and being poor. Also wdym chains? 😂

[@jonferngut]

“Here’s a cookie. We own you now”.

[@Vospader21]

This is how dystopia happens. Not dark and covered in chrome. But bright and happy covered in ads.

[@Archbtw_]

well maybe chromium might actually play a part

[@logic001]

Next video: Google lays off 80% employees and I'm jobless 💀😭

[@seymorefact4333]

Already on KZbin😂😂😂

[@himanshukathuria2700]

Absolutely amazing, someone spoke about 12000 Google workers Lay - off. Thankyou and God bless

[@sigilofmalice6660]

the next shorts is gonna end with "i hate google"

[@mr.snufflebuns1719]

Fr gonna be another Elon Musk

[@lelouch_7777]

😂😂😂😂

[@chrono9503]

“Hope you like it, because you’ll basically be living here”

[@Frhn.LB1]

Would still love living there 😂. My friend recently visited a Google office recently and he was telling me how they have such good lives. Nobody shouts at them, they go on nice holidays, they can work from home for 2 days a week (or more, if I'm mistaken) and etc.

[@FixofNicksMix]

Id love it there. Currently on my lunch break escaping the 102°F heat as i work outdoors

[@9051team]

​@@another_owenhe says while experiencing heat storke/skin cancer

[@cosminpalcu5831]

"wHeN yA kNoW, yA dO yA bUsSInEsS"

[@sonia_f3d3rowicz]

my mom works at google so whenever i had to go to the doctor in the evening i would get to spend a day in her office instead of going to school i love it they have such good food in the cafeteria and even micro kitchens with snacks and drinks they have napping and gaming rooms a lego building room and a ping pong room and so much more i love it

[@brien1513]

Oh no. They got you.

[@Vtwinbeast]

This is 100% Silicon Valley work culture

[@nancyrat3858]

nah. Just google. Apple offices are super depressing here

[@enutrofdude]

Work culture? There's a difference between working and having a job...

[@apollochaoz]

Yeah but all that shit starts to get boring when you work 50 hours a week

[@kingace6186]

Nah. Silicon Valley is a lot more corporate with their buildings. Even Apple Park has a sterile work environment.

[@tellingthebees]

cringe af

[@secretlyslyfox41]

Things at Google that just make sense: getting laid off

[@BOOG-2]

​@@crazycat9003no, this guy has no idea what he's on about. Got to be pretty stupid to think a woman can't work at google for normal reasons.

[@raemmelparker9012]

​@@crazycat9003no it is more of a quota to male thier company diverse

[@sadafsayyada2058]

I never clicked on" do not recommend the channel" so fast everrr💀

[@BayAreaMike99]

“And a server room that steals all your data and sells it”

[@samwellick1706]

How do you think they afford all the other luxuries?

[@GoFlyFeetOnGround]

underrated & will be hidden by Google AI uder the carpet

[@flame_kaiser493]

Sells to who?

[@GoFlyFeetOnGround]

@@flame_kaiser493 when did you get out of your eggshell, recently?

[@harrylongabaugh7402]

​@@flame_kaiser493The U.S. government, Johnson And Johnson, Unilever, and many more. How do you think those personalized ads work?

[@TaftisBack]

"Here's five dollars of value, I'll take your soul now."

[@LifeWithJaelaK.]

Jesus loves you 💕😊

[@A_real_potato]

Can guarantee that their headquarters is more expensive then your entire bloodline

[@Scum1542]

@@A_real_potatomaaaan true dat

[@ElonHusky]

Not in Google

[@dirtyharry5320]

It's more like a kindergarten class than a workplace!

[@gamer11BVC]

It's every software engineers dream to work at Google

[@burntchiknnuget3747]

"This video was brought to you by Google"

[@beardedgeek973]

Yep. Paid to only show the good stuff.

[@JackFrostTWW]

Google owns KZbin. So they very much did.

[@Sabamika1]

Pretty much. Also there's a trend among tech companies to apparently show how little work their employees do, but still make bank for. She probably has a 6 figure income and actually does about 2 hours of real work per day. The rest of the day she's an oxygen theif.

[@Sabamika1]

​@@JackFrostTWWthey mean that she got paid for doing a worker commercial for Google. , Meaning extra money on top of her already bloated salary.

[@JackFrostTWW]

@@Sabamika1 Ik I just thought it was funny it's also very literally brought to you by google

[@spwb2k]

Message: "don't go home and have a private life...stay here and work."

[@valentinewiggin9705]

99.99% of the world dreams of working there

[@nwah816]

Why would you leave, we have snacks ! Come back to your desk

[@mrmaverick007]

that sounds wonderful

[@YuriMuntari]

@@valentinewiggin9705 I can assure you 99.99% of people don’t. Many don’t know what the job entails, and a lot of people prefer to work with their hands.

[@yourwifesboyfriend6081]

I have a buddy who’s a PM there, and aside from only being on-site 2 days a week, he claims 40 hour weeks are the norm for him and his team. Of course, that’s probably not the case across the entire company, but they do pride themselves on their work/life balance and workplace as a whole.

[@rainydaysareveryday]

as someone who plays and coaches sand volleyball, you committed a crime

[@shrekenthusiast8703]

its so more programmers/software engineers go work in the office instead of at home.

[@RiderZer0]

I swear tech companies are just adult day cares lmao

[@onradioactivewaves]

Lol, Jerry daycare 😅

[@SoundBoss5150]

Without those “daycares” you’d have no KZbin, no Facebook, & no smartphone to distract you from your own pathetic existence. Find something real to b*tch about you fkn crybaby.

[@FishMonger849]

Cleanest prison I’ve ever seen

[@boehtwe9658]

That’s pretty deep.

[@steff200]

spot on

[@Cyborg_Lenin]

Its not a prison. It's a slave camp

[@salmasayed5274]

Why would u say that? Is there a dark side for working for Google?

[@gregorboxer2463]

@@salmasayed5274Control I guess. For Facebook it seems bad. Like they’re reading every message. Even whatsapp

[@Luckycharm754]

"On a scale from 1 to 10, how racist are you?" "I invoke the 5th, and I want to call my lawyer."

[@CDTyphol]

Bro's been watching too much LawByMike 💀✋️

[@user-se9gr3gl1k]

FANTASTIC SECURITY, “shows a extinct dinosaur” 😂😂😂😂

[@Hughdoggy]

They even use their stairs for data harvesting. Now that's impressive

[@firelion98]

Harvasting data from what? they are just showing stuff

[@YourAverageSoftmodder]

@@firelion98 if its google, they use it to harvest data

[@josephfoster1987]

They’re displaying their harvested data.

[@DeDaina]

Please harvest my data..

[@Totes_ma_Goat]

I remember watching something like this for Twitter not to long ago. 😂 Didn't end well for those workers though.

[@markthomas7279]

They were all at home

[@TripleJay454]

@@markthomas7279they are now

[@MrYutbe57]

Damn you!!! Came here to say the same thing!!!

[@10thousand74]

Yeah for real it doesn’t look like the employees are doing a whole lot

[@thedrifter5531]

yep and a majority of the staff were redundent just there for useless reasons and about like $4k worth of food was being wasted a day

[@JorgeBMEsquivel]

And then the back alley where they make all their decisions 😂

[@kitXcat]

And my father works here, it has many vending machines too and you can take the snacks home.

[@Imbatmn57]

What a nice adult daycare

[@shubham4845]

Only for showcase though, in real life you'll be working in 4*4 cubicles for 40 hrs a week

[@Imbatmn57]

@@shubham4845 sounds about right

[@uuyyy8568]

All this and still no customer service or data security

[@maxeisenach1771]

​@@shubham4845More than 40, mind you. Management won't want "only" 40.

[@Lumosnight]

@@shubham4845cubicles? My man, you work in an open plan office, no privacy for you!

[@srijanchakraborty8704]

What employees don't have is TIME 😂😂😂

[@Drivetoinsanity]

Sure they do. They are allowed to bring their pets.

[@jonferngut]

@@Drivetoinsanitythat justifies the 10/12-hour shifts for sure 💀

[@krattenfnatten]

Yeah. Seems like nobody has taken snacks from the tray- the ‘movie theater’ is empty and has a presentation showing instead of employees having a break and watching a movie and nobody on staff actually playing any volleyball or interacting with the entertainment provided in these kind of Google office videos that seem to pop up from time to time.

[@nicholasmcmaster230]

Remember the Twitter headquarters? Where over 75% of the staff was redundant. I'm almost positive it's the same as Google. I doubt Google really needs *that* much of a human touch.

[@a_thing_thatimade-]

100th like!

[@BESTIAM777]

Google needs an Elon.

[@Scoobis925]

The one monopoly that I don’t turn too with an angry eye

[@mrsealman538]

Someone made a video like this about Twitter, then Elon came in, fired her, and took it all away. I hope Google is next on the chopping block.

[@ranjana240]

All these unnecessary perks is why they had to lay off 32000 people with absolutely no compassion whatsoever. Many had no clue that they had been laid off until they saw their ID deactivated or when they were randomly disconnected from a zoom call. All of this is pointless if you cannot respect your employees and are willing to ruthlessly kick them out the moment your finances look shaky.

[@Treasure-bl3cn]

wait wasn't that Twitter?

[@gettalifeya]

I remember seeing ppl on linkedin freaking out because they couldn’t login, it was scary to witness.

[@alphazero0]

It's ok Google hires more people so that they don't end up at competitors. So when the market looked bleak they kicked whoever were diversity hires and dead meat. The moral of the story is always be irreplaceable.

[@sounds8078]

I hope you know this is the same for most companies now regardless of perks. We have nothing but bulk made coffee and without notice people just disappear one day.

[@aditideshpande3050]

Google doesn't use zoom

[@FIFII]

They don’t want you to leave work. They have almost everything to keep you at work.

[@glitch-pr3nr]

Great there are 40k homeless people whom all need a job and a place to stay with heat and air conditioning

[@RandomVideos-yz5qf]

Lmao, Google employees work way less than any other tech company. I have friends that get random days off, no meeting Fridays, mental-health days, etc.

[@violetrose674]

Oh yeah those bikes sure do keep you at the office

[@jagjyot4828]

yeah.. that’s not a bad thing. if it makes you want to work more you get paid more and they benefit more. win win no?

[@ra_i_nbow]

Well, I wouldn't mind staying at work if the environment was actually nice.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

Funny thing is how google would just lay off people. My friend works under google and was just fired while paying for house, car and kids.

[@yassdxdx4873]

Going to Google headquarters but having an apple watch .

[@steff200]

lets just agree that google now uses influencers to advertise themselves bc people realized how trashy they were and they left, so now they dont have any more employees to exploit and abuse so theyre tryna build a reputation using yt shorts

[@steff200]

@@goawaybotz so true, they are just awful

[@jgy9244]

damn. . . .I have no words after reading that (in a good way)

[@arnavherwadkar8603]

Americans when they have to work hard at the field they chose: 😡😱😰😡

[@Alex-ug9wx]

@@arnavherwadkar8603im not American. In my country, maternity leave is around a year, paternity leave is around 8 weeks, ANY FULL TIME JOB gets 28 days of paid time off, which you can take whenever, civil servants are entitled to 6 months full paid sick leave and 6 months half pay in the case of dire personal emergencies, and their jobs are secure, we also have strong unions that advocate for good pay rises, fair contracts and good workplace treatment. Almost none of that exists in the US. So I can completely see why people are apathetic towards the workplace there. You wonder why it’s solely an American issue…

[@SK0887]

​@@Alex-ug9wxwhich place is this?

[@shantanukhandkar]

Employee: My office is so great, its like I don't even need to go home! Management: Funny you should mention it...

[@Beckyrebecca23]

"this lovely, huggable fountain" had me dying

[@vanceagher]

“So if we lower their salaries by a little bit to give them free soda and stuff they’ll slave away in the office for the entire day”

[@shreyshthrohilla5383]

A good prison is what never lets the inmates know they're imprisoned

[@Artemi22]

I get the big corpo hate and all but nobody is trying to escape the Google office lol you either have a job there or you don't

[@josephk1342]

So you just don’t have a job?

[@vanbogan3712]

What an idiotic statement lol

[@PeterPan-xe7qw]

Bro's prisoners starting salary is more than 5x the annual US salary... they're probably doing just fine.

[@mahamib]

Jobless behavior

[@ramram999]

Never fall in trap of flashing any company you work for google , amazon or whatever..it is for money at end of day and they wont blink twice before they lay you off

[@ss-sd6jb]

So what they are a company and not there to treat you for your whole life

[@jagjyot4828]

you’re saying that other companies wouldn’t just fire you if it meant better finances?

[@prithivirajmohanta2958]

​@@ss-sd6jbso simple for you to say because you haven't been in that situation...... I wonder how you'd react when one day you just can't enter an office that you've been working for 7 years.

[@pasindusangeeth3164]

so these women are the strong independent who don't need men

[@nikurou9025]

From what I heard (am a software engineer), most people just work in FANG level companies like Google for a year or two before finding themselves a more chill mid-size company. Essentially, they work really hard for a bit so they can get the experience on their resume

[@paigee11.11]

pierson i luv u ive been tryna search ur channel and it wasnt coming up and u finally came in my feed ❤❤❤❤😅

[@dungeness99]

Corporations show zero loyalty TO their employees, but expect 100% loyalty FROM them

[@abingham3747]

Not Google

[@mustafasalem4085]

I can smell the eccentric office culture through the phone

[@Snowy-oq4ur]

💀

[@asdqwe_9381]

Eccentric word meaning?😊

[@calvinw8470]

​@@asdqwe_9381Google it

[@Skywing452]

@@asdqwe_9381 (of a person or their behavior) unconventional and slightly strange.

[@Shotgun_Only]

And the office drama too

[@WitchMaster-vi4kp]

"layoffs responded to your request. "

[@MrAH2010]

The two random free uber sponsorships.

[@decentsizedballs]

Can’t wait for the inevitable “I’m being laid off” video to come out

[@boobenshnozle691]

she kinda seems annoying tbh

[@luke9361]

Reminds me of those idiot girls from Twitter before Elon took over

[@justshan2413]

Never assume they’re living a great life just from videos and pics.

[@GamezGuru1]

Yeah I mean I'd rather go to work to get my shit done and go home, than be tempted by volleyball and snacks all day, and then have to work weekends to get my work done...

[@Bigmi1ke]

Maybe but I’d rather work 50-60 hours at google instead of 50-60 hours in my hot ass welding factory..

[@dimosvelisaris549]

Says the random yt comment

[@alessandrodemiraj1499]

​@@dimosvelisaris549 wrong. Theres a literal 15 degrees tilted toilet in the video. They couldnt make it more obvious that they want to torture you in every moment that you stay there.

[@alessandrodemiraj1499]

​@@dimosvelisaris549that aint a random yt coment. He knows what he is saying.

[@vaibhavsrivastva1253]

Google hires unqualified people these days.

[@DiscretionaryLobotomy]

This is why they just raised the price of KZbin premium to 15 dollars

[@dramaybaazii]

If you don't have a family and would rather work extra time, this place ain't that bad

[@dicksmith198]

Now we see why Twitter could fire 80% of it's workforce and still stay in business

[@YDGFX]

Why?

[@City_Pige0n]

Yea and it’s been going to shit lately. Wonder why

[@spencerhopkinson9874]

@@City_Pige0ntwitter was always shit, cope harder

[@Alan_Wigz]

When you say "we" who are you referring to? And why do you feel you are allowed to speak for the group?

[@bradywalker5291]

​@@City_Pige0nfrom what I've heard, it's been improved. My friends who use Twitter said that it's more pleasant of an experience. Less political garbage is being shoved down their throats.

[@saramoore9145]

We all know the men’s bathrooms gonna have crap on the walls

[@rtechie]

Women's public bathrooms are generally MUCH dirtier than men's public bathrooms. Ask any janitor. Women toss makeup and used menstrual products everywhere.

[@giovannitoscani7789]

Really nice! Only problem is that I'm not 3 years old

[@vfxbox6549]

Explains the lay offs

[@jagjyot4828]

does it?

[@Videodude810]

What they don't have at Google: Free thought.

[@mb-is-not-cool]

My dad works at google and I've been to a bunch or buildings. This video just scratches the surface. Goes to show how well google treats you

[@Bopskiiii]

I’d be so depressed if I had to work there

[@user-jr1gr5vn2l]

things at google that don't make sense are employees doin nothing filming tiktoks all day

[@MaestroAlvis]

I don't think shes an employee

[@blackcat_5821]

Not an employee, she was actually visiting the campus for the vid!

[@Hey_Damj]

They basically own your soul. A good workplace is more than free snacks and pretty offices.

[@glitch-pr3nr]

Assuming they have one after the 3rd day Todd?

[@hsmith3002]

You should try doing a challenge of living off of Google snacks for 24 hours

[@Somebody3928]

Google went from "don't be evil" to "hahahahaha go f--- yourselves" with these easy steps

[@stonaraptor8196]

what a luxurious prison, lovely.

[@Katsura_ja_nai_Zura_da]

You want coal mines better?

[@manujohn99]

@@Katsura_ja_nai_Zura_da don't worry, it will soon become more torturous than coal mines

[@kokake]

Can you prison me too?

[@itsabigailig]

“lovely…HUG-ABLE…fountains” love you so much pierson 😂😂

[@Angelina_Swiftie]

Same 😂

[@naraendrareddy273]

I didn't get it

[@isaiahpaul56]

Explainnnnnn

[@itsabigailig]

@@isaiahpaul56 it’s what she said in the video 💀

[@wolfgangloll2747]

In our area (no more than 500m from either home or the company), we also have most of the things, not necessarily provided by the company, but fully used. For example, I have rarely seen a sunny day when the volleyball court is not in use. that's why it looks pretty empty in your area.

[@SandyN8705]

Bro, Google is so lucky they have feminine products in the bathrooms, in my school bathroom, for some reason girls play with the tampons, LIKE SINCE WHEN WERE THEY MADE TO PLAY?

[@sladedude9108]

I remember seeing how cool the Google workplace is and thinking “that would be so fun” that was a few years ago. Now I know that it means you will be working wayyyyy more than usual.

[@PhysicsBallArt]

Still less hours then any other white collar job with comparable salary.

[@yoosh9034]

Google employees work 8 hours a day on average. That’s a 9 to 5, basic work hours. No idea where you got this from

[@RDJ2]

"working"

[@sladedude9108]

@@RDJ2 ?

[@sladedude9108]

@@yoosh9034 I’m not talking hours, I talking about the caliber of work.

[@RedPillRealist]

Next video. Google lays your off via an email...

[@EN-wd9yu]

How funny to see two google employees wearing Apple Watches in office. It’s like working at McDonalds and order Burger King in your lunch break.

[@Lifestyle_soul.13]

“✨baday✨” -Pierson 2023

[@gopatopa]

Fired on a friday morning through an email as well is the icing on the cake.

[@MaiGamerHu.]

😮

[@shubham4845]

Sorry for your loss! This is just false advertising

[@veronicacontreras5611]

The security got me 😂😂

[@YakobtoshiNakamoto]

I love how everything is designed to keep you there 😂

[@user-xe2xr1ep5w]

you know what is better than all of that? working from home. able to take normal breaks. having dinner with my kids. go and get a hair cut very quick when I have some free time not getting stuck in traffic for hours and so on and so on haha

[@ItsChineseGuy]

Thats nice and all if your job allows wfh. If your job requires you to come in, having free snacks and places ro relax on break would definitely make me want to work for you

[@dailydrivensedans4875]

Sounds like youd rather be a housewife🤣. Too bad for all this stupid feminism movement for 50 years. A single man used to make more then two working adults today😑

[@youraveragegamer8832]

Know what's better than that? Human interaction with people other than your family

[@poi4266]

​@@youraveragegamer8832are you saying you're unable to socialize outside of a workplace?

[@whengrapespop5728]

@@poi4266Professional social relationships and networking is very different than regular socializing.

[@sohamkalzunkar7903]

It's all fun and games until one day you wake up to Google telling you have been laid off💀

[@andrewmunczenski3632]

I worked there as a TVC and was let go in May of this year. I put in 5 years of hard work. I got 2 weeks notice.

[@sohamkalzunkar7903]

@@andrewmunczenski3632 I'm sorry you had to go through it. Some of my friends are working in Google and are in a constant fear of waking up to lay off the next day. It really is scary! Not just Google but this was happening earlier in FAANG and other major IT companies.

[@Marshblocker]

​@@andrewmunczenski3632Really unfortunate.

[@andrewmunczenski3632]

@@sohamkalzunkar7903 I was doing work that allot of the Google’s folks didn’t want to do and traveling allot. I did like the work though.

[@andrewmunczenski3632]

@@Marshblocker thanks

[@Potato__28]

I find it so cute that google actually beloved that people aren’t gonna use their phone while in the toilet

[@catttsshar4y8]

“Ok now work 40 hours for 2 dollars a hour”

[@prathama1901]

Everything is fun till they lay you off for no reason

[@tatjana7008]

They wanted to lay off in Germany and Switzerland as well, found out they will have legal troubles, so then said "let's pretend we didn't say that" 🤣

[@japu2350]

@@tatjana7008thats why it’s important to have strong employment law & unions to protect workers. These companies are shit & selfish.

[@jagjyot4828]

@@japu2350yeah. that’s what companies do, make money. what do u want them to do, be good people??

[@BasedCritEnjoyer]

If they dont need you, why shouldn't they get rid of you? 🤣 it's a business, not an adult daycare to take care of your ass the rest of your days lmao

[@Fanta....]

They are paid enough so tough titties.

[@rollinrandy4079]

That security guy needs a raise. Standing more still, than the British guards... Impressive!

[@nexiuz2233]

Guess you could say…it’s a skeleton you dummy

[@ASRLawman]

Who needs home when you have a work place like this.

[@KathNightingale]

That is the exact google location that my uncle works at, and there are so many more amazing things that she didn’t show. Like micro-kitchens on almost every floor, and secret rooms. Plus gaming rooms too!! I always love visiting him because we always go.

[@PS3PCDJ]

No wonder Elon went and fired people like this from Twitter

[@fastestdino2]

true bro. Anyone who works in tech knows there's so many time wasters

[@user-ng7eb1ds3m]

All of them are women

[@pratyushthakur8815]

and now those same people got scooped up by Zuck to make threads, funny how life goes

[@wattenesh]

Elon fans when someone works without being treated like a slave but with respect and attention to their needs and hobbies: 😭😭😫😫😠😠😠😠

[@llaammeerr2506]

​@@watteneshthere's a movie theater in a place you're meant to work

[@yashgulave8366]

Google has nailed advertising so well, they even advertise on the coffee that they give to their employees ☠️☠️

[@peterclarke7240]

They even advertise the company with the shockingly bad employment practices, too. That's confidence, right there.

[@jangunitus9220]

That staircase with most searched results is a really cool idea that only a search engine company could pull off

[@oluwalogo]

Ads on latte is next level 😂

[@sunnysuryani5674]

Now pair this with the 12,000 employees laid off this January lol

[@ward7576]

Nooo, why you ruin it for them? Now they don't have an argument of "huge salary, great offices, a lot of, so called, impact etc" because you said it :((((

[@PeterPan-xe7qw]

@@ward7576 Lmao, you know most laid off software engineers just move to a new job right? It's not hard to find a new position at same or better pay. The average time a software engineer stays at a job is around 3 years or less... this would make moving way easier, and being laid off means you get compensation while searching, which is even more important.

[@shragad0]

I once visited google offices. I was there trying to sell something and after the meeting came to an end the employee that had us gave us the tour. they had a VR room, an arcade room, the whole shabang and me and my colleague were amazed and envious. when the clock showed it's quarter to three the googler who had us had to go pick up her son from daycare and while leaving she said somthing that stayed with me. while leaving us baffled about the ridiculous perks and facilities she claimed "people with families never use those things, when I finish my work I prefer to be with my kids". always remember, the best office and the best jobs are are still just an office and a job. no matter how nice those are, spending time a home with loved ones is and should be a preferred.

[@Storiaron]

If you're on good terms with your coworkers some of these perks are basically spending time with your friends.

[@ben10504]

True, but most of the time once you have a family you’re at a stage in your career where you can have reasonable work hours. For the new, young workers, they’re at the office grinding, earning their stripes, well over 40, 50, 60 hours a week. Gotta keep those people comfortable so they don’t burn out

[@MrChinesename]

I’ll take that never happened for 200 bob

[@sweetaplle]

@@MrChinesenameWho cares? The message still has a good moral, even if it didn’t happen. “Oh no, someone lied on the internet to share a message that a lot of people wouldn’t know!”

[@MrChinesename]

@@sweetaplle it make his comment all the more useless .. gkys

[@Lifestyle_soul.13]

“Fantastic security!” *stands scared in front of a fake Dino statue *

[@2paws-lu1is]

Damn I wish school was like that💀 (essentially with the bathrooms)

[@psd9850]

If you ever feel useless, remember Google has phone holders in their toilets.

[@namenottell8399]

R u dumb that's useful

[@Sam__The__Slayer]

Uh no its good, I never use my phone or take it in the toilets, feels gross

[@Tin60]

DAWG WYM THIS IS THE STUFF WE NEED EVERYWHEREEEE

[@CheddarCheese5]

Or the most searched food on th stairs..like wha

[@novamation]

@@Sam__The__Slayerwhere else would you leave it? i would NOT trust my colleagues that much to the point where i leave my phone on my desk😭

[@Vid4050]

Adult Daycare looks good .