Pizza Tower - WAR P Rank

[@MasacoMike]

Realized that since John isn't in this level, he can't spawn extra enemies, so you'd have to rely on collecting clocks to maintain the combo. Tough stuff

[@Levyafan]

That makes me wonder. The primary purpose Peppino comes to any level is to knock down its Pillar John and thus bring the Pizza Tower closer to falling apart. But the War level doesn't have Pillar John. Why did Peppino go there? (actually, now that I think about it, the War level is probably brought down by the bomb instead)

[@notloopers1110]

because who doesn't like reliving PTSD memories?

[@zuper6475]

​@@Levyafan he probably thought there would be a pillar there, but instead there was war-like trap waiting for him

[@hot_chocolate7626]

@@Levyafan It’s the very place John and Peppino are being cloned, the war setting is meant to deter Peppino.

[@deft__12]

Funnily enough there’s a John in a test tube near the end part of the level.

[@deatsbybre7162]

This level was a MASSIVE difficulty spike for me, largely because it alters Peppino’s moveset in a way that tampers with my muscle memory. Combine that with the strict time limit especially if you’re going for secret rooms, and it’s balls-to-the-wall difficult.

[@madeline7220]

I found it easy to get the skip the secret rooms durring the first lap then to get them on my 2nd lap although I quite literally made it to the goal within a few milliseconds

[@Lanoman123]

Nah, shotgun Peppino is fun asf

[@ahmadmalaki8364]

The awesome track (called thousand march btw) amplifies that feeling too it’s so insane and it makes you act like GO GO GO NO TIME TO LOSE

[@Luigi_Jr]

well it’s the final level before the final boss

[@radquwhack]

@@ahmadmalaki8364 the theme really makes you feel like you’re saving the world

[@GoodlyData86596]

You don’t realize this because of the fast paced nature of the level but for some bizarre reason Gustavo and brick are in the level where periodically Gustavo fires brick out of an rpg to help clear the way for peppino. It’s nice to see that Gustavo isn’t a fair weathered friend and will be there for peppino every step of the way, even through peppino’s PTSD.

[@MarkUsername]

For me, its just a neat gimmick when in the lab part, i lose time killing some enemies and he keeps my combo

[@yourlocaldeedge69420]

It's a bazooka but ok

[@GoodlyData86596]

@@yourlocaldeedge69420 what is even the difference (the difference that anyone but the most avid of military grade weapon fans would care about.)

[@unoso666]

@@yourlocaldeedge69420 ratzooka

[@Dionized]

​@@unoso666No it's a RatPG

[@DKMarioplayR]

I was surprised I managed to beat this level on my first try. It really kicks in the “do-or-die” instincts.

[@madeline7220]

Wish I managed to do so on my first attempt. I heard there was an exclusive skin for doing it first try.

[@harleymitchelly5542]

@@madeline7220 Well... you get locked out of it, but your skins transfer between save files, so you're half right.

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

its the war man, of course its do-or-die

[@newman_real3079]

Its called fight pr flight (yes im a smartass)

[@slacky4787]

@@newman_real3079 i'm pretty sure fight or flight and do-or-die are very different things

[@hyperslime64]

This game definitely gives me adrenaline at many points, but just HEARING the time bomb ticking, the constant shotgun noises, and the intense music is making me shake. This level may be stupid hard, but its theming is unparalleled.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

War… war never arrives 30 minutes late…

[@brassicac]

more like 7 minutes and 30 seconds late

[@ScuttleBugReal]

If war is 30 minutes late it’s free

[@orb9760]

But chefs do... through the meals they cook.

[@antoniocisneros8753]

....it never changes

[@Just_normal_youtube_channel]

It's no longer about toppings, sauce, or crust. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by Italians and anthropomorphic pizzas.

[@enlongjones2394]

There’s something eerie about how none of the enemies in this level respawn on lap 2. So you can spend The first lap running wild with the shotgun, but then when you discard the gun start the second lap, the whole level is empty. Obviously some enemies can remain and some spawn endlessly for puzzles, but still.

[@user-zs9ux1ru8u]

In war, not all the enemies shot will come back.

[@handlessuckdick]

Peppino is the 10th class.

[@KiiBon]

@@user-zs9ux1ru8u so you're implying some will

[@themetalmario77]

@@KiiBon Deadringers

[@Quickdrawingartist]

@@themetalmario77 Defibrillators.

[@justokayslime]

Nothing's good about this, Peppino. That's why it's called WAR.

[@chompskyhonk952]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Forces.

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@chompskyhonk952 not enough dash pads

[@MonoChrome-e7f]

Shotgun is good.

[@Luigi_Jr]

@@thatitalianlameguy2235 💀

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

@@thatitalianlameguy2235 lmao

[@KingThrillgore]

Remember it's not a war it's a special delivery operation and as such, Peppino is free from abiding by the Geneva Convention.

[@Heydad956]

I think he abides by it surprisingly well considering the genetic fucking cloning happening.

[@TheGraySeed]

@@Heydad956smh, the evil Pizzaface regime's biolab creating mozarellan super soldiers smh.

[@DanilXGames]

russia 2022 moment

[@alu2901]

I mean, I think he does abide by it. All he does is kill in self defense.

[@HEYLAZZY]

A SPECIAL DELIVERY TO HELL!!!!!

[@TangoMango690]

5:45 my man really said 👍

[@Obsidian_Knight]

⚡️⚡️👨‍🍳👍⚡️⚡️

[@JanusHoW]

I love how optimal runs of this game are basically long Shine Spark puzzles.

[@enlongjones2394]

Samus ran so Peppino could completely lose it at high speed

[@OverStrive2008]

​@@enlongjones2394 m

[@j.hawkins8779]

what is a shine spark?

[@OverStrive2008]

@@j.hawkins8779 i personally dont know but i think you should search

[@Teknanam]

@@j.hawkins8779 A technique in the Metroid franchise. When Samus runs for long enough, she enters the Speed Boost state when she's able to run at increased speed and smash through most enemies. If you crouch during this state, you stop running while staying in the boosted state. If you jump after this, you will Shine Spark where you can launch Samus at high speeds in a variety of directions. Peppino's Dash and Super Jump were inspired by Samus's Speed Boost and Shinespark.

[@scrowfunk8109]

This is a perfect penultimate level in my opinion. It’s main gimmick encourages tight, skillful execution of its core mechanics instead of deviating off to something more experimental.

[@user-zs9ux1ru8u]

Sorta like fighting on the battlefield in a way. Can't experiment with weapons, and you have to adhere to strict codes.

[@SwitchZetto]

This level made me never want to beat this game again. You're not safe even in the bonus rooms and it's forced into a memorization game

[@SnivyTries]

Man, this was absolutely done at WAR-P speed.

[@watchmychannelorelse]

curse you

[@maximilianogalvan8709]

Man, I don't know you but I gotta hi-five you!

[@unoriginalblu]

Comments like this make scrolling through them worth it in the end.

[@marssmellow]

i hate you

[@constellationmaker145]

take my like right now

[@zboy1152]

This level isn't just a difficulty spike, it's an anxiety inducer Not just for us cause of the timer, but for Peppino, because he's a war vet with PTSD, so this is essentially the Tower making this shit personal

[@QwerginMemes]

not a war vet, but still a soldier.

[@Jeff_Idiotface]

Not to mention that the other levels on Floor 5 are an animatronic-themed pizzeria and Pizza*scare*. All the levels are based on fears.

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@QwerginMemes no he's a vet

[@artemefimov8215]

@@QwerginMemes why can't he play tf2 then? How can you be in the military, never be at war, and get ptsd from being at war?

[@QwerginMemes]

@@artemefimov8215 he got ptsd from being a soldier, to be a war vet you need to be in the military for two years, peppino left before that time.

[@strangecolouredbird]

The music spamming... The enemies crawling... The gun blaring... Peppino sprinting... And throughout it all... The tick.. Tick... *Tick...* *_of your demise._*

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿

[@MarkUsername]

Ok

[@Dionized]

Ok

[@sillyguy-465]

epic

[@fudalimam9831]

​@@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE [taunt] IS THIS?

[@IsaacTheEpicGamer]

fun fact: the secret treasure in this level is actually a MRE (Meal Ready to Eat, if u dont know what that is its basically food for soldiers to eat)

[@29SEBA]

Curious, i though it was the box of calorie mate from Metal gear solid 3 Snake Eater.

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Nice attention to detail by the devs

[@garikm24]

I think of that too but wow it is mre's!

[@Gabonation]

It's a ration food, which is food given by people to help soldiers with food in the war

[@MarkUsername]

Wow it was like totally not obvious unless you live under a rock, yeah i know there people who dont just dont eat my knees please

[@tadeogomez7303]

If there's one thing I particularly like about this level, it's how the Lap 2 music doesn't play. And for the better, too - The Death That I Deservioli doesn't fit this nearly as much as Thousand March does.

[@N1DM]

I never noticed

[@PWLfr]

Because it's not a "true" lap 2, it wasn't even pizza time

[@zheik7q]

​@@PWLfr It's true, but I'm still grateful that they didn't remove the amazing music that plays in the level, for me it would completely ruin it

[@gladoseon4117]

I had a thought that the reason that TDTID doesn’t play is because usually, it and Pizza Time play to convey stress, ass opposed to whatever the level was playing before. But in this case, Thousand March is actually even MORE stressful than those, so it keeps playing to keep up the stress.

[@tektoastium7241]

Fear and death cannot stop this man. His deeds are without compare.

[@oweisidiw1220]

Nothing truly compares!

[@yenno6175]

love how the secrets are obvious but the timer still continues when you're in them

[@nightrider7036]

​@Guegerni I can't even look at "Nothing Compares" The same anymore

[@pacman6744]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿

[@pacman6744]

Gay men kissing

[@fluorideinthechat7606]

Fun fact: According to McPig, Peppino’s actually a war veteran, who’s apparently traumatized to the point he can’t play TF2 cause it’s too familiar to said trauma. This level was hell for him just as much as playing through it the first time is for us. EDIT: To all the knuckleheads in replies saying “uhh no deconfirmed lol” this comment was made when that was canon and the new canon (he imagined it) I deem lame as fuck.

[@kingjamesbond4009]

I call bulshit....but knowing how crazy this game is it probably makes sense

[@tyzuma3154]

"Familiar" Fitting considering TF2 is also a cartoonish chaotic hell, just like the world of Pizza Tower I am curious on if Peppino's war is just as chaotic as TF2 or even more since it would be that game plus the style of Pizza Tower

[@paperhat_boi]

@@tyzuma3154 how the hell tf2 is canon to pizza tower lore?

[@boobookiityf2898]

You know... peppino being a war veteran explains a lot...

[@mildlydumbperson8465]

I thought it wasnt canon and it was just a lil drawing.

[@hot_chocolate7626]

I already said this in a reply, but I think War is the place where John and Peppino are being cloned. The War-like setting is meant to deter Peppino. It also explains why John is absent in this level.

[@warionumbahone7642]

The theming of this level is on point. Everything about it, from the timer ticking away, the mines and the army pizzas, the pizza tanks, the genetically cloned fake peppinos, and the intense music as the timer ticks away. Not only that, but the enemies are still pizza. Like every other level in the game, no matter what theming, the game still slaps fucking pizza on it. It’s…absolutely brilliant.

[@flapjack0925]

This was one of my favorite levels in the game. It really gets your adrenaline pumping

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

I love that this level is basically "Golden Passage" from Wario Land 4 on Steroids.

[@maldonadoluis3458]

Not gonna lie, that's PROBABLY what they were going for here.

[@amanofnoreputation2164]

H-H-H-HURRRY UP!!

[@solarflare9078]

@@maldonadoluis3458 The original build it was introduced in had John at the very beginning of the level, so yeah, lol

[@alunbuss7877]

There's another level like that too though

[@Maxi_Animates]

This whole game is wario land 4 on steroids, and i like that

[@affanjamsari5752]

What I like are the small things in this level. You don’t lose points constantly like during the Pizza Time segments of the level since the whole level is already a timed one. Also, once you lose the shotgun when going through Lap 2, notice how Peppino has that smug “heh-heh! Somebody’s about to face my wrath” hud on the TV; the one you would see if you increase your combo. Usually for the Pizza Time segments, he would have that: “HOLY CRAP I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE FAST!” hud, but not in this case.

[@SnorkerSJPJBA]

I think is for the lap points or something

[@Herobrine10]

i love the "FLINT LOCKWOOD" run of fake peppino in the title card, beautiful

[@hadetmis221]

As hard as this level is, just the fact that up to this point, the game has been relatively goofy and just a dude trying to get stuff done. However, going into this level is what tests him, making him relive his traumatic memories of battle. Couple that with the amazing darksynth styled music, the shotgun that sounds like a train collision every time you fire it, and the bomb that ticks constantly, but the beeps of it always fit with the music. This level is what reminds you that this isn’t a game for Peppino, it’s officially a war. And I wouldn’t be surprised it this is what contributes to his complete anger filled meltdown during the final boss fight.

[@madnard8744]

I find it funny how fake peppino is litterally the only boss to appear as an obstacle in a normal level unlike noise, vigilante or pepperman (the pizza guy doesn't count)

[@mati28287]

erm ackshually🤓🤓 these are clone peppinos not fake peppino, but theyre pretty much the same so im not gonna say ur wrong

[@bogdan_879]

I think Fake Peppino boss was some kind of experimental clone using some crazy pizza ingridients... But it never ran production and he himself made his home at Bruno's now abandoned pizzeria, as if it was his own

[@daxondelly2141]

@@mati28287 tho their difference is Fake peppino being able to copy most of peppino’s moves modified in a kind of way, while the clones being able to only lick

[@mati28287]

@@daxondelly2141 im well aware!!

[@cat_eater9]

@@daxondelly2141 fake peppino's grab attack is kind of a lick

[@moffyvids8915]

4:35 Was that a tactical scratch pause

[@crystalwanderer5583]

The Lap 2 for this level is such an amazing mood. You're the last man left on the battlefield, except for rampant unmanned war machines and zombies, and you have to run for your life to safety before the nukes go off.

[@d00gz_]

I like how you practically need to have Peppino’s moveset down to a science to do this level properly Also the absence of John the Pillar means this level is constantly on the verge of collapsing

[@EquinoxWasTaken]

that's why there's a timer hm

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

I don’t get how punching a computer prevents a building from breaking like legos

[@sg_sumthin4171]

​@@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it doesn't break, it nukes itself into oblivion along with peppino(hopefully)

[@callmenik5000]

​@@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhprobably by breaking the system and extending the time

[@MarkUsername]

He is a good hacker, just smacking stuff to pieces to break the system literally

[@dr.cherrydonutman7193]

Didn't know that you can lap 2 on this level, gonna try that sometime.

[@_starrybun]

floor 5 just screams the tone of "you're not supposed to be here"

[@samthestupido]

1. its called Staff Only for a reason 2. theres a sign right by the entrance door to the floor saying GET OUT

[@sillylittle____guy]

it is called Staff Only...

[@adonis4449]

I was actually kinda surprised when I noticed that p ranking this level isn’t as hard as I thought it would be, it was actually kinda fun

[@karni75]

this level is pretty easy to p rank in my opinion because if you clear out the level on your first run youre left with some easy skips and less enemies to deal with

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

7:03 Game!. The Winner Is..... Peppino Spaghetti!!!!.

[@MoochMoment]

I think I really like about P Ranking this stage is that the timer you get at the end is actually pretty reasonable and gives some room for error, but its still very panic inducing and still does its job very well. This is probably my favorite stage to P Rank just for how fun it is to speed against that last timer while grabbing the clocks to keep your combo timer going

[@Toasterlovescrocs]

Ok but can we talk about how much we all need a homie like Gustavo in our lives? bros protecting his homie with a bazooka even though he doesn't know how to use it and risking his safety and even letting him use him as a projectile AND hyping him up in the finale Mans a Giga-No an ULTRA-chad

[@CMYKITSUNE]

ngl the fact that the timer still goes in secrets really caught me off guard. entering one when you have 8 seconds is not the best idea LMAO

[@edward9487]

You're an absolute madman. Holy fuck. Amazing!

[@DogsRNice]

I just noticed when the terminal blocks are destroyed all the keys in the keyboard fly out at onc The little details in this game like that are amazing

[@infiniteegg4641]

Honestly the most fun P rank imo, just because I was never searching for hidden secrets or trying to find where smthnig was hidden. Just solid mechanical execution, memorization, and raw Peppino s p e e d.

[@ArrancarX5]

0:07 "Ah Shit, Here we go Again." *Peppino PTSD Time*

[@gustavogodoy9626]

This is Peppino now, we can only wonder about the beast he was at his prime during the war

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Killed 10-20 hunters a day

[@stalloneandrew9961]

WAR Treasure: A box of food It's kinda look like an opposite reference to most imported foods for the military during the wars which is always serves in cans. Why I'm saying it was an opposite, because a food that kept inside a box like a cereal was not a great idea. Edited: The first one who commented me explained what the treasure is so like his comment

[@whiteblacklight9603]

It's a military MRE, aka the thing they give soldiers to eat when they're deployed in the field.

[@stalloneandrew9961]

@@whiteblacklight9603 huh, that's the first time I'm hear about that food. Thanks for the answer my friend

[@casualbird7671]

Cool to see that you can make little mistakes and still get P rank

[@absollnk]

I didn't realize how long this level was, felt like a blur

[@rebelvagabond1587]

"Gustavo, how many more have to die?" - Peppino probably idk

[@Crystal-dl9ks]

War also known as Peppino has a PTSD episode when he gets his hands on a shotgun

[@supremestv]

To be honest, them Peppino clones be hella cool. I wish they’d show up more in other levels, but beggars can’t be choosers.

[@dink6530]

It's because it's a reference to metal slug 3's ending sequence where you have to escape from the exploding alien ship

[@supremestv]

@@dink6530 what?

[@ArceTheTroll]

@@dink6530 best game in the serie tbh

[@thealientree3821]

I guess you do get to fight a taller, more messed up clone of Peppino.

[@matthewutech5970]

​@@supremestv Metal Slug is a very weird series; just like Pizza Tower.

[@SuperMidH]

LOVE the change to the shotgun.

[@posfind]

the problem with using the ultra-powerful shotgun of death is that you pretty much lose ALL of your speed. and in a level where the clock is ticking, that just adds to the tension.

[@mernkale]

Gerome: 0:45 secret 1: 1:28 secret 2: 2:10 secret 3: 3:16 Treasure room: 3:53

[@Dawn_Yeety.-vs8wk]

who needs this 💀

[@FZone96]

I love how this game doesn't explain how this level has better fake Peppinos than the one we fought.

[@byron6145]

funny how the entire pizza tower community has subconsciously decided to always type WAR's name in all caps, no exceptions

[@HankMFWimbleton]

WAR

[@samthestupido]

WAR

[@samthestupido]

also we do it like that cuz its like that in-game too, just look at the chef task rooms

[@thecringeking873]

WAR

[@hid7420]

WAR

[@ArthurXD32]

Now I want someone to make a 3D recreation of this level on Doom.

[@MikeOxsmall-fv6qu]

Hey CrayFray, thanks for making this video. i was scrolling on youtube last year, and i found this video. it looked cool and silly, inspiring me to search for other pizza tower videos. i got invested into pizza tower, and was hyped to see it coming on switch. i’m now able to enjoy this wonderful game thanks to you introducing me to it. thank you from the bottom of my heart. ❤

[@ИванПрозоров-м4э]

One of the easiest levels to get a P-rank but fun as hell. And what a great lap 2! So relaxing, no enemies untill the end, the way is kinda free. Nice.

[@silverflight01]

To me, the hardest part of this level wasn't P-Ranking it, it was beating it. Having to go from "Speed is optional" to "Speed is a must" threw me for a loop until I got enough muscle memory to beat it, then I wound up P-Ranking it trying to get the "3 Damage or Less" achivement

[@samthestupido]

i got all achievements in this level on a single run by complete accident lol it was a p rank run, yes, but i wasnt achievement hunting yet

[@dennisthemenace2384]

I have a theory that War is actually a normal level like John Gutter, but here's the catch. I believe before getting into the food business, Peppino was once a war soldier from World War 2 and when he heard the word 'war' he started getting flashbacks to the traumatic experience from being in the warzone, and for the full level we're seeing it from Peppino's perspective.

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

the spider in my pc when i turn my minecraft graphics to fancy

[@someguy70]

I love how everything that's normally secret is completely out in the open, just shows how much of an ass beating this level is

[@crazycanyon3028]

I decided to replay the level just to get the treasure and somehow missed the Janitor door twice in a row and was watching this video thinking- Why was that of all things still kept hidden and then it appears in the video out in the open and I relised how unobservant I am

[@boxofcereal]

Pizzaface: We’ll give him a gun, just to be fair The enemies: *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE*

[@blackoutstrider]

Considering the timer and the theme of the level, I'm gonna assume Peppino was part of a bomb squad during the war. Something must've went wrong, however, and now he has a severe phobia of timers.

[@kastoridesbobur]

Seeing how your colleagues explode Infront of you because of the wrong wire/ not enough time must be traumatizing

[@takoctruc]

This is the most fun level to P-rank I love it

[@alasdairsinclair916]

This was the only level I managed to P-rank on my own. This time, I'm here not for guidance, but to simply enjoy, and see how someone else did it. 👍

[@stardestroyer81]

Does anyone else read the level title in the same inflection as Mr. Krabs saying 'MOAR' 'cause I do. WOAR!

[@Inferno144]

War has such a simple concept to make it all the more frantic; What if it was constant Pizza Time?

[@samthestupido]

what differs this level from CTOP is that the crumbling tower is a victory lap, you know youre gonna get out of this and if you do the level right, youll still have plenty of time before going inside the exit door in WAR however, it has a timer thats just seconds, so you need to be running at all times. no time to think, just run and hope theres a terminal nearby and the fact Peppino is a war veteran with PTSD just shows how this level isn't a normal one

[@NintendoNerd64]

theres a lot of things to love about this level, but a primary thing to love is there's very few rng elements or even things you have to remember to p rank it, everything is visible at one point, all it takes is for you to get to them

[@XleboVSkii34]

I like when Gustavo just appering from no where and launch from rocket launcher Brick (the rat)

[@baertich5956]

You have to realize how much of an asshole Pizzaface was to weaponize Peppino's PTSD against him in a zone as a last ditch effort to stifle him.

[@crazycanyon3028]

now that I think of it how did the noise know about this level or any level when making the movie My guess is the movie was a documentary and he just recorded himself going through the pizza tower but I have no clue

[@RosaDFreeman]

30 minutes or else the artillery is free

[@HYP3RBYT3-p8n]

6:56 MAN that sync was just golden

[@foul400]

I got the P rank at the last second, but this level was way easier to me than most other P ranks, probably because it's not that long and the secrets are in plain sight

[@Tim7even9ine]

"It's time to chew ass!" - Peppino, Pizza Tower

[@theeskrungly]

NO PEPPINO, DONT ACTIVATE YOUR PTSD AGAIN

[@deepwokenboxingguy]

I like how the peppino cloning factory may or may not give you insight into fake peppinos origin. What I don't like is that all the people of the Internet are going to gang up on me and call me a bot as soon as they see this comment

[@jbarunderpar]

2:35 my combo streak keeps ending here because of the lack of enemies and timers to keep it alive until 2:40

[@samthestupido]

press the direction and the run button at the same time while in the rocket to go faster also, let Gustavo kill one of the soldiers

[@Eroornate]

You know its serious when even pizza time clock stops in secret rooms and treasure rooms, while WAR clock always runs no matter what. P rank in WAR is a very good achievement and difficulty equivalent to completing a boss

[@misterid1075]

This one was actually a lot of fun to just run. Didn't really go over the footage on this one to see how to run it speedily. Made P rank within about 20 minutes.

[@davidbettcher8843]

If Peppino IS a war veteran, my headcanon is that he had the highest kill count in the entire Italian army, being the juggernaut he is.

[@mr.crowley64]

secret 1: 1:28 secret 2: 2:10 secret 3: 3:16 Gerome: 0:45 Treasure room: 3:53

[@greenbroccolistudios1275]

Parapapapapa Im lovin It 3:57

[@silverflight01]

The clock ticks down. Will you escape, or go down in flames?

[@Danyplaysboblox]

Fun fact: the secret song was renamed from “A War Secret” to “My Secret War Crimes”

[@29SEBA]

I love that the secret treasure of this level is a box of calorie mate.

[@smackerooonii7001]

This isn't a funny assignment in a quirky class with a fun teacher, this is the final exam on How To Pizza Tower.

[@exp4397]

I love how the climax of the song happens at the same time as you enter the last area of the level

[@Mr.HippoFromFnafUCN]

I like the fact that peppino it's suffering and being traumatized by the timer and the level, and the combo just says 1:17

[@just42.]

real fotage of niko playing pizza tower

[@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Every other level gets old for me eventually but this one never changes

[@devn_08]

Yeah, war... war never changes

[@theshypuppet]

War... War never changes

[@masterfarr8265]

War is hell

[@danthemilkmanOG]

Pizzaface really hittin pepino where it hurts

[@verne11709]

Yo people have been so obsessed with the war vet Peppino theory that they are considering it ACTUAL CANON NOW! So much so that McPig had to clarify that he was not a war vet and this is just a goofy war themed level with a gimmick.

[@shoebillstan8144]

We making out of war with this banger song

[@TheAlienHasArrived]

This level is one of the few times where I felt genuinely angry while playing a video game

[@wolfcl0ck]

took me a minute to realize that the reason why it's "P" instead of "S" is because the P stands for Pizza.

[@victoriouswinner7745]

There’s still S rank, P is just better

[@ThePieGuy3]

Pizza, Peppino, Perfect, pick a personal preference

[@bruhbrat9038]

@@ThePieGuy3 i see what you did there

[@mayoboi0120]

@@ThePieGuy3 Alliteration is fun.

[@anti_porn]

it stands for peter

[@EA_SP0RTCENTER]

Man, i cant wait to get my hands on this game. The sounds and the gameplay seems like crack.

[@Side_N0te]

They didn't bring Peppino to the war, they brought the war to Peppino!

[@ModestAndElegantJunKurosu]

"hey uncle" THE WAR 🛩️💣