The Heavy- This ain't No Place For No Hero (Short Change Hero) (lyrics-high audio quality)

[@_stretch419]

“I can feel my brain cells one by one killing themselves when he speaks”-Sir Hammerlock

[@TorifyTheHundred]

I can feel my brain cell committing suicide one by one

[@watsoncouch3800]

Ghostie-zer0

[@smashflame2136]

Oh, lord. He's speaking again.

[@frank8917]

“I AM ALIIIIVE”-Claptrap, the mistake

[@DeadRedAndInBed]

I shall be out directly

[@QuizLegit]

" Don't pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose " Jack.

[@uccidi]

jack was the hero,but that wasn't a place for heroes

[@BatrickPateman1]

@@uccidi true

[@asingularcheesepuff6383]

@@uccidi o sht

[@atrane365]

@@uccidi bruh

[@boarhatfisher9701]

But your wrong... everyone has something to lose even If they feel like they dont 1. The people who cared about them 2. The people who you impacted in a great way 3. Us, jack was my hero when I was younger, he was a man who did everything he could to protect his company and his daughter even if that meant they would have to pitch in and sacrifice something they owned

[@Splashus_Klay]

Zer0: "Leaves falling from trees/ Snow drifting onto the ground/ Life leaving your corpse." Handsome Jack: "Did that guy just speak in Haiku?"

[@TheCrimsonRiversSociety]

YES, YES HE DID-

[@justanobody8010]

beautiful, almost brings a tear to my eye ALMOST

[@demosneokleous4877]

Zer0 is my favourite Borderlands character

[@thereality3104]

Ah I see that Klay Thompson plays a little bit of borderlands

[@Splashus_Klay]

@@thereality3104 🤣🤣

[@redraider7614]

Thank you Borderlands 2 for showing me this song. What a nostalgic game.

[@TheN7Spartan]

Not just nostalgic, it’s a fantastic game period.

[@Username-sc5hb]

"This Guy Rushes Me With A Spoon... A Freakin' Spoon!" -Handsome Jack

[@thesewerrats2877]

So i took his eye ball

[@RallyOX]

@@thesewerrats2877 and his kids are all WEEEEEH!

[@jakubfugger6354]

The moral of the story is -- You're total bitch.

[@haarisraza89]

Claptrap: that's a stinky joke!

[@francisbacon5897]

The story would go a completely different way of John wick rushed handsome jack with a spoon.

[@t1kytaky]

“I don’t think you understand, its a living horse made out diamonds.”

[@quinntanium350]

“It’s not a statue It’s a living horse her I will show you BUTT STALLION COME HERE GIRL, BUTT STALLION say hello (*Butt stallion says hello*) Butt stallion says hello”

[@goodcam1055]

"Cause im freaking rich"

[@ethantaylor1866]

"I was thinking of naming it Piss-for-brains after you, but I thought that was too immature. How about Butt-Stallion? Nah, that's even worse!"

[@SoggyBolls]

ButtStalion says hello

[@B11-n8v]

This is a message to Sanctuary, "The last stronghold of the Resistance".

[@thelad10]

"I'm the conductor of the poop train" that was the deepest quote in the game

[@astrilume]

I farted lol

[@datwitchyswordfan]

IM ABOUT TO BAPTISED IN YOUR BLOOD

[@richmandudyt]

I HAVE PREPARED MY POWDERED COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER.

[@LysanderIII]

I WILL PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY

[@jr2904]

@@astrilume then your life sucks, not my fault or these other fine folks.

[@ScottishCyborg]

"I'm not a Hero. I'm not even a Good Guy. I'm a Killer. There just happen to be more Bad Guys than Good Guys to kill."

[@elicat1901]

where?

[@we-must-live]

@@elicat1901 PANDORA!!!

[@ark_lunatik331]

Lol

[@torad_2120]

I didn't get the reference

[@ScottishCyborg]

@@torad_2120 Not a reference, I just made it up.

[@neverendingparty2060]

*weezes out with dieing breathe* "Tell my wife*coughs up blood* that she's a bitch" *Dies peacefully*-Favorite borderlands qoute

[@pigspeakspig]

Who's this, scooter?

[@ponivi]

@@pigspeakspig nah, Scooter dies in Space

[@Kormeister]

@hummperdink videos I'm sorry, but he already dyd ;-)

[@dragonplayz9589]

🤣

[@frank8917]

@@ponivi his last words were: CATCH A RIIIIIIDE

[@asianpersuasion1219]

“So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad -- I’m telling you anyway.”

[@alexbrown7340]

Asain Persuasion why am I telling you this? Well maybe it’s because you remind me of them, just a little, don’t let it go to your head

[@nucleardisaster4795]

lol , the borderlands 2 start

[@strahinjamijovic7125]

I can hear this comment.

[@Wizardlybat]

-Marcus

[@astrilume]

@@Wizardlybat _SLOW CLAP_

[@alexwyness1452]

Axton as the commando Maya as the siren Salvador as the gunserker Zero as a number

[@eternalzer0]

hi

[@tewch]

*Zer0

[@handsomeboi3767]

I’m the commander of the poop train

[@Rabid-Floof]

Gaige as the Mechromancer KRIEG as the Psycho

[@bongwater5612]

Claptrap as a mistake.

[@rileycallender719]

"I can't die here, not now, and not at the hands of a filthy bandit. You are a savage. You are a maniac. You're the bandit, and I am the goddamn hero." Handsome Jack's Last Words 2012

[@EliCasteel-nw5vz]

Best part of the game

[@KzRDOCS]

I love how the comments on this video kind of indicate the lasting effects that Borderlands 2 had on gaming as a whole, truly one of the greatest FPS/looter shooters ever made.

[@chewee4ever811]

eh it had a good story and awesome villain but gameplay was shit

[@adam.2004.4]

@@chewee4ever811 eh good thing it's your opinion and that doesn't matter

[@tumppu1975]

@@adam.2004.4 he, too, thinks he's the hero of his own story

[@adam.2004.4]

@@tumppu1975 Thai right

[@mojo_joju]

Borderlands 3 was alright too, but somehow this is still better

[@melissacook5893]

“YOU JUST KILLED MY BEST MEN.. THAT...WAS...AWESOME! so watchu want?

[@ColeTheTroll]

Slab!

[@quinntanium350]

“You actually just killed my girlfriend that kind of pisses me off.”

[@southernredneck1521]

I love that part😂

[@firebreathingfish9782]

Brick is best girl

[@lorddiddle9862]

What's better as that it was given a like.

[@LowPing156]

"Say thank you." "NIPPLE SALADS!!" "Close enough." Krieg, everyone's favorite psycho

[@palidengames4515]

Such a touching quote

[@drummerboy6653]

@@palidengames4515 one of the best in the series!

[@badluck7286]

"Everyone's favorite psycho" What about Vaas tho?

[@shxd0w_]

cap everyone's favorite phyco is face mcshooty

[@catmanbossnesscat8332]

What about bane, that gun is psychotic

[@Kuroi_Ryu05]

I will always tie this song to the original Batman Arkham City trailer. This masterpiece paired beautifully with that one.

[@Jmoney10000]

Borderlands 2 is the best

[@raybrown5587]

Faster used it best. The Rock was a goddamn savage in that movie.

[@raybrown5587]

Faster used it best. The Rock was a goddamn savage in that movie.

[@bloopblop5710]

You're a legend for remembering that. Akrham City hype was real.

[@damingo1148]

we are here from Borderlands 2

[@greendragon04]

"Who needs a medical license when you got style?" - Dr. Zed.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"don't be a bab, ribs grow back" turning to Archimedes; "no they don't"

[@canobeans1210]

@@henrypaleveda7760turns to woody: “I don’t believe that mans ever been to medical school”

[@ryanquinn3908]

Between you and me, I don’t believe she’s studied at an accredited institution

[@kimberlysawadan2682]

Can o’ beans "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?' "HAHA, *I HAVE NO IDEA!*

[@1_AMERICAN]

Zed, we all miss that lunatic

[@michaelleon2038]

"Every time Claptrap speaks I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one."

[@rtdip2833]

Michael Leon 👌

[@dushawnfuller113]

-Sir Hammerlock

[@keeganpruss-cg1nv]

brother

[@alfresco1552]

I laughed so hard

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Greetings traveler! There are new missions available at the Fyrestone Bounty Board!

[@theglassyrabbitclan9087]

When that physco said “SHOOT ME IN THE FACE” I felt that.

[@Bigbootytumor]

Love em or hate em he spitten strait facts

[@obi-wank-enobi]

*NiPplE sAlAdS!!*

[@jenncromes4433]

Shootymcshootface

[@BiohazardCrow]

"Ok" (Proceeds to blast face with shotgun)

[@emberproductions8841]

When the psychopath in a video game wanting to get shot in the face is the most relatable character

[@Ty-vj4wg]

“What are we supposed to do?” “Live our lives” Here’s to another excellent season of The Umbrella Academy!

[@thedapperparrot1379]

I just finished it and came here 🤣

[@litontripura7689]

Strike back where I used to listen this song and now umbrella academy is what brought me here after so many year..

[@kamdevil]

Trust me this ain’t the finale yet. They ain’t done.

[@TheFirstAtomicBear]

I was kinda expecting them to show Reggie's true face bc they showed the back of his alien head last season

[@uncanalmas4712]

@@kamdevil rlly?? I thought it was just an open final

[@onyxserenitatem7636]

This song is definitely a timeless one. I’m showing my nonexistent kids and wife this in 10 years time

[@alaude5397]

But don’t show them the vault map

[@astrilume]

@@alaude5397 shut up

[@Blessed_V0id]

I'm showing my very real child in 5 months. Send help XD

[@Schrodingers_kid]

How close are you?

[@DRP21795]

I'd say nine years, bro. Be prepared for the worst..

[@locosword3985]

Jack: “YOU, are the bad guys, and I, AM THE GODDAMN HERO!” The Vault Hunters: “This isn’t a place for a hero.”

[@vicenteveragarasapiain]

Very true

[@mrwizzygiorosales7930]

Holy shit. That thought never cross my mind at all

[@eltripulantemoradoxd1408]

Wow yeah

[@shingaone5586]

Oh shit-, that actually makes sense

[@lucasfraczek4320]

We weren't really "heroes," we're just four idiots chasing a legend... And goddamn was it good.

[@shrededcheese]

"everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story" -handsome jack

[@davecullins1606]

If they thought they were evil, they'd probably not be doing what they're doing.

[@monkeman319]

Handsome jack was actually kind of a hero in borderlands 2

[@thatoneguy5001]

Dave Cullins Jacks motives weren’t necessarily evil,just the steps he took toward them

[@davecullins1606]

@@thatoneguy5001 I'd say motives are what makes something "evil". Killing to save people is viewed differently fom killing to gain power for yourself.

[@thatoneguy5001]

Dave Cullins exactly,Which is why Jack wasn’t necessarily evil,like how the UN aren’t evil for killing ISIS members.

[@charlesedwards7993]

This song was the opening song for a series called Strike Back....bad ass show made for Cinemax......loved it then, loved it now.😎

[@mokatta17]

I wasn’t allowed to watch it as a kid because of the “scenes” so I always used to peep through the crack in my door😂

[@XXROCKANDROLLPOWERXX]

Omg dude thank you!!! For the life of me I couldnt remember the name of the show. Everyone here talk about borderlands😭

[@ohimaiunoje9831]

This comment right here.

[@DanielQualls-7777]

yeah but the singeris the old man from family guy LAWL

[@UwU-For-You]

Welcome, Vault Hunters, To your doom! (nothing personal.)

[@xx_viveboi_xx4657]

It's cute that you all think you all are the heroes of this adventure, but your not... Welcome to Pandora kiddos!

[@Thighrate_Emperor]

@@sumbutt130 SHOOT ME TILL YOU LOVE ME

[@alfredopastore561]

@@xx_viveboi_xx4657 Hey, kiddo. Jack here -- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Vault Hunter shows up. Vault hunter looks for the new vault. Vault Hunter gets killed. By me. Seeing the problem here? You're still alive. So, if you could just do me a favor and off yourself, that’d be great. Thanks, pumpkin.

[@FLSNevermore]

@@alfredopastore561 The fact that you quoted that to the letter makes you all the more awesome dude. xD

[@heartfunk2429]

@@sumbutt130 Shhhh. Quiet.

[@grimmsalv04806]

"THERES NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT" -Mr.Torgue

[@guilhermehank4938]

The most ripped redditor

[@MelbourneMaster]

"Respect is something thats earned, not given" - Jordan Peterson You shouldnt go about your life randomly respecting people. Women or men. Respect can not and should not be demanded. You should treat people fairly, but you should not hand out respect like free candy.

[@mildlyegotistic]

@@MelbourneMaster it ain't that deep

[@antoniogomes9501]

@@mildlyegotistic thats advice and it is

[@JackoDaggers]

@@MelbourneMaster In simpler terms: "If you gotta ask for or demand respect, you ain't got nor are you getting any respect." Respect is commanded in an unspoken way, one's presence should emanate an aura that warrants respect. One of the keys to gaining such an aura is to not strut about as if you're owed it. Just existing and being the best you and enjoying your own existence is one of the easiest and best ways to earn respect and command it. Proper swagger is a powerful thing. Last tidbit: Fear and Love are not respect, they can be tied to such... Fear of one's strength leads to respect in an intimidating manner; Love of one's magnanimity can lead to respect through admiration of one's benevolence... But pure respect is hard won and powerful if you earn it from anyone, as it inspires true loyalty, and true loyalty is even more powerful than respect.

[@GldnHaZe]

"Don't worry about goodbyes im sure we'll be doing this again soon enough.... Now get off my bus"😥❤

[@its_toco5133]

Im happy that there's still comments after 6 years

[@ultimatenothing5539]

Yo a borderlands 1 comment not a bl2

[@mrsexy5680]

The maniacal laughs of mordecai as he taunts people he headshots will always make me feel heaviest nostalgia over anything else.

[@thicchumadog3104]

No refunds.

[@Vergilla7248]

420th like

[@jasminefox44]

Such a great song, my dad is a veteran, he didn’t like borderlands much but loves this song

[@DamonFrancia2005]

“You, are a savage! You, are a maniac! You are a bandit, AND I, AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!”

[@DamonFrancia2005]

Jack: “This world, is gonna end!” Speedrunners and Salvador players: “Imma ‘bout to ruin this whole man’s career.”

[@diamond_3716]

its scarry how i can hear this in Jacks voice, thats what getting op8 on 3 charecters does to you i guess

[@dylanwills1138]

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

[@duddude321]

"Yeah. Funny thing, that. Heroes either die or live to see themselves become the villain. So what are you?"

[@akiramenaide7228]

He was a hero, he got betrayed

[@Billy_A85]

"I AM A CL4P-TP STEWARD BOT, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CLAPTRAP, OR THEY WOULD IF ANY WERE ALIVE OR EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE." CLAPTRAP

[@crzgangster8721]

Poor annoying fucker.

[@noahdean9685]

I wonder what it's like to have belly button!

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

This quote is a fucking mood, thanks and also fuck you CLAPTRAP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHI-

[@confusedpiggy8315]

IGF I SOUND HAPPY THIS IS JUST MY DEFAULT TONE OF VOICE IM ACTUALLY REALLY DEPRESSED-CLAPTRAP

[@clubsillyness5687]

i knew hammerlock would come around eventually me and him are like 2 peas in a pod 2 bullets in a mag 2 cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage

[@axolotl339]

"Oh a flying city, what makes you think you have any chance against me. What do you have that I don't?" "A siren." "Sup."

[@thedappersoldier8076]

Huh

[@disposable1365]

Scooter shouting "CAATTCHH AAA RIDEEEE" will always be one of my most hype moments in gaming ever

[@dreadfornaught5763]

*Loud siren head noises* I know its lillith but just imagine...

[@logger8498]

i mean he also had a siren so

[@jasonharris3275]

.

[@benhargreeves5785]

This was a fantastic song choice for The Umbrella Academy S3's ending. It's totally a "What are we gonna do now?" moment. No more time travelling to get out of this one.

[@TheMaster-zl3yo]

You not wrong

[@theoplayzph9014]

We are here cause of UA

[@Gggg-ks4vc]

the final was good but i dont know. I did notnjoy the seasonn at all.

[@giovanni9986]

@@theoplayzph9014 I'm hear for Borderlands 2. Best game I've ever played, but yeah Umbrella academy made me remember this gem of a song which I should of never forgotten .

[@keithcopeland9932]

this is a criminally underrated song

[@SpoopyChicken]

Badum tsss

[@ellisdelderfield9497]

The perfect intro

[@jordanloux3883]

with 17 million views

[@LuxuryLeet]

@@SpoopyChicken otherwise known as the rimshot

[@BlackAngus69]

@@jordanloux3883 in 5 years.

[@hypemynizzle]

I love this comment section, so many fond memories. But, can we talk about how Zer0 gave a new meaning to “Poetic Justice” though?

[@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1]

Yes

[@badd7407]

Context

[@rogue_sebass8770]

@@badd7407 In the game series, Zer0 always spoke in haiku

[@drakovijas3833]

Rogue_Sebass he does?

[@rogue_sebass8770]

@@drakovijas3833 yep. Borderlands is a chaotic masterpiece

[@lerserk]

Freakin Roland don't know how to use Hyperion's New-U Station

[@aperson6958]

He didn't sign the contract on the upgrade i think

[@Birdman-qt6bk]

And I don’t understand why he did not wear a shield

[@Cynna_M]

Unfortunaly they're not canon :( , BUT HE NEEDED TO WEAR A FUKIN SHIELD C'MON

[@mini_taine]

@@Cynna_M they are tho

[@GrimFowler]

You only die for good in cut scenes... Jeez..

[@Wa44ledoesit]

I listen to this song everyday, and it reminds me to pick up my chin, let my heart get cold, keep my soul in the best condition I can and everyone’s tribulations continue, and if they’re close to you, you’ll be tied to em. Even if you don’t tie anyone to your own.

[@tonyvee3612]

First bump, my brother.

[@bdub8522]

Little known fact: this guy is a 2nd grade teacher

[@Wa44ledoesit]

@@bdub8522 had no clue 😂

[@skittlesfrittles939]

*"People call them fools.. But I call them vault hunters."* - Marcus

[@Helers]

Skittles Frittles I never knew that Marcus was the story teller thx

[@astrilume]

Wrong video Trud farmer

[@crzgangster8721]

@@Helers you've played the games but never realised that Marcus is the story teller.

[@Helers]

CRz Gangster yes until I played borderlands 3

[@cadenwilliams4915]

“Wait a minute, you’re not dead! Yes! Now I can finally get off this glacier.”

[@radkabiskupova4960]

Claptrap your methaproricl ship has finnaly Come in let me introduce myself i am Cl4-tp Stewart bot but my friends call me claptrap now Come Come friend léts get you inside man this is great finnaly i met mighty valut Hunter

[@blakebarrett1519]

...or they would if they were still alive, or ever existed in the first place!

[@astrilume]

@@radkabiskupova4960 _SLOW CLAP_ congratulations on somehow getting it wrong

[@radkabiskupova4960]

@@astrilume SHUT UP ITS CL4P-TP! I KNOW! I FRICKED UP

[@astrilume]

@@radkabiskupova4960 no you messed up on the hole thing jumping dialog for no _reason_

[@fobie7913]

"I I'M GONNA PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY!!" - Captain Flint

[@Amfunee17]

"how about you and clappy become our personal torture buddies and we won't kill ya! Think it over".

[@user-xl4rn9lp7e]

@@Amfunee17 😂 omg

[@someonesomewhere7057]

*Captain flynt

[@suspiciousfox3165]

"Its our personal torture dolls boys, LETS TURN UP THE HEAT!!"

[@boarhatfisher9701]

HAHAHAHA, WELCOME MY LITTLE FLESH STICKS... TO MY EMPIRE

[@yamikangae3279]

Came straight here after Umbrella Academy S3 😍🔥.... Those guys just choose epic soundtracks!

[@Nostalgicmoxxi]

“All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit. The stalker thought 'twas all in fun. POP! goes the bandit.” -Tiny Tina

[@rylantaylor8271]

That’s a common quote but I still love it

[@daninironen1505]

MY FAVOURITE LINE EVER

[@Bossanova-pk4ys]

OH-HI

[@Jthanson88]

I was starting to wondering how far I was gonna have to scroll to see a Tina quote. Best character in the series no question 😂

[@Varre922]

“The path to hell is paved with good intentions ” Handsome jack in a nutshell

[@cb41503]

"And the bodies of those you love pave the roadsides"

[@MegaSim3]

I associate that quote with Spec Ops: The Line

[@Rick-ty9ky]

@Me and the boiz restarting the USSR Plus there is the fact that from one of the side missions in BL2, Jacks grandma abused him as a kid, making him all kinds of screwy in the head and all the betrayals making him mistrustful. That vault relic symbol burned onto his face at the end of Presequel pretty much made sealed his fate.

[@FooFighter0311]

I though of Foo Fighters' Chasing Birds: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions, dark inventions, of mine."

[@heartfunk2429]

@@Rick-ty9ky He completely tipped when the eye of the destroyer (or whatever) was exploded, when Moxxie killed it.

[@Zalikor_Gaming]

"WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE???!!!" "ANGRY! ANGRY IM ANGRY!" "dont worry its a good touch" "loooove youuuuuu" "Too. Many. Icons." love me some krieg lines

[@spacedino2]

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!" "I'M THE CONDUCTER OF THE POOP TRAIN" Have some more quotes

[@Zalikor_Gaming]

@@spacedino2 YES HAHAHAH

[@Vertoxxis]

"I WAS ENJOYING THAT!" - after being saved from death "ORGANIC ARM JAMMERS!!!" - seeing health packs

[@Driver-Nephi]

"INSURANCE FRAUD!!!" "NEVER STOP THE KILLING NEVER!!!" "I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS!!RARE!"

[@primalwolf1741]

I EMMBRAAAACE THE FLAAAAMMME!!!

[@lugalugosa7472]

I'll be 58 on January 14th. That's one of the songs I shall be playing to celebrate life. Thank you, The Heavy, for enriching my existence so. 💗💗💗

[@SuperBlackonyx]

this game gave me nothing but good times. sick bosses, witty characters, style and surprisingly intriguing story

[@MillanXV]

And now we will get more

[@armintor2826]

...how 'bouta little more?

[@Corynth]

Honestly, I played them all due to friends insisting on it. I enjoyed it for a time, but they kind of got monotonous after a while. Still, I certainly recognize them as good games.

[@tuxmv8239]

This is a song

[@green-6508]

@@tuxmv8239 he's talking about borderlands2 dumbass.

[@forecastlotus3899]

"I AM THE GOD DAMNED HERO!" Handsome Jack 54 seconds before seconds before death

[@aGoodPoundin]

Ironic for him to say that. Guess he took the saying "you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain." to heart.

[@Kayriel]

@@aGoodPoundin Funniest part is that folks take Pre-Sequel to mean Jack was a hero and it was the Vault Hunters who made him bad. ... When the point is Pre-Sequel happens between 1 and 2. He was already sending legions of people to their deaths trying to unlock the Vault so he could get what was inside, already abusing his daughter for her powers.

[@lunarycast]

@@Kayriel at first he was an okay, just greedy guy, he became power hungry somewhere along the line, can't really remember since its been a while since ive played, but, yeah, thats what happened lol

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

“this aint no place for a hero”

[@carchariasspartania3958]

One of the greatest villains ever. From the long ago days when good writing was more important than politics.

[@KingShado69]

"YOUR DIRTY SAUSAGE WON'T TOUCH ME!" - Some psycho I meleed to death

[@darksideofthemood]

Loved Borderlands as a kid and totally forgot this legendary song. So happy to hear it again in one of the greatest show i've ever watched.

[@FakeFailsafe]

You know what, Jack? You can be the hero of this story, but let me tell you somethin': "This ain't no place for no hero." Pandora belongs to the psychopaths and the murderers.

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Trying to be a good guy in a bad man's world

[@SoggyToast123]

Point is that nobody on Pandora is a hero

[@azifidabandit2039]

Amen

[@DeathScepter]

Lets Face it, Handsome Jack is a deluded twat. Even if he did defeat the Vault Hunters, the Entire population of Pandora will unite and fight him to the death.

[@thebiggestofchungi3538]

@@DeathScepter implying that the residents of Pandora have even the smallest chance of uniting for a common purpose

[@michaelpierrynowski7253]

"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN" - Kreig, A true master of words

[@jessenielsen7218]

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!!!

[@MrKillingourAngel]

Nipple salad! nipple salad! NIPPLE SALAD!!!

[@ApocalypseCore]

"TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY''

[@reapercorvin4664]

See the numbers taste the violence I see feel good needles time to rampage

[@theriels8748]

12 percent my ass.

[@jackday2966]

"Great, another dead Vault Hunter. Handsome Jack's been busy!"

[@tonyruggz4487]

Loving all the quotes everyone posting. Good job all. Memories bought back..great game

[@enchantedpuma6001]

Fun fact There's a mini Pandora in America Called Florida

[@robdata9699]

'They say its a wasteland and only a fool would travel to find something worth of value here' - Marcus.

[@NilsKimman]

America is the Florida of the world

[@billywise643]

Just replace the skags with alligators and you have a pretty damn good comparison

[@strao]

I live in florida so i can confirm that

[@insertme4462]

@@NilsKimman Florida of the world is Russia

[@Phavahz]

"Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll... something... something... stars!" Handsome Jack

[@EliCasteel-nw5vz]

Best villain in gaming history

[@assassin4life6]

Hey buddy! God these pretzels suck, anyways we haven't talked much since I left ya for dead -Handsome Jack.

[@parkerwhaley5942]

"Think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, the bandits will get to you first."

[@aslychair3096]

Random quote from some game that has this song in it fucking good job quoting something you never had anything to do with

[@useraccount333]

The funny thing is Dameon Clarke ad-libbed the pretzels line. The developers thought it was so hilariously in-character they threw it in.

[@NUXLOO505]

I loved season 3 of the umbrella academy, just finished E10, and that ending track led me to this fantastic song.

[@hygeia54]

lol...same here

[@hafbrydhellsing]

ya'll need to learn what good music is, or play games that pay homage to otherwise overlooked diamonds. Great many truly prolific artist go unheard. Not judging, just dry humor. I'm seeing more gems in shows lately, it's quite nice in contrast to the past where we'd get otherwise common songs or generic gingals. No Place for a Hero was already used like 3 times prior though XD

[@furkanbozdag8198]

@@hafbrydhellsing what is your problem

[@barrera545]

@@furkanbozdag8198 right!!like why would it matter where,when or how you heard a song that you like?

[@franmc8311]

What a beautiful song. I love the heavy, they're a quality but rather underrated band. We need more music like this in the UK charts, in fact not just the UK, the entire worlds charts 🤘

[@xxkool_dannyxx-736]

“Holly nutballs what happened to your freakin face”

[@ryangentry4892]

"Alright look, you tell me why your face looks like you headbutted a belt sander and I'll let you all go."

[@B11-n8v]

@@ryangentry4892 *Sigh* My husband gave me a Skag Pearl ring. It released Hunger-Inducing Pheromones. (I know I may have gotten it a bit wrong.)

[@bobtheboneboy6531]

Definitely a unique listen, the song has a certain feel to it entirely unique to itself, honestly I'm not surprised people still watch as of late.

[@makandalp]

Because its legendary

[@zweno240]

Bro your comment describes exactly what i feel...i love you

[@SilverMoon1134]

You know any other songs that give you that feeling??

[@bobtheboneboy6531]

@@SilverMoon1134 No but here's a good song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/anjXqaZ_rMRpsKc

[@cazacvalentin6621]

Одна из лучших песен!✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@bbragdoll7612]

Согласен,в душе ностальгия

[@anygameAKAthehidden]

Да

[@РусланЛеурдо]

А я в линейдж 2 ,только играл.

[@nekoprincess4130]

Just watched the full intro with this song for BL2 for the first time in a long time. Teared up. Amazing game.

[@blah8875]

Stalker kuro is that u ?

[@kongomitsuba9218]

It's forever the game that is to great

[@youaresmart7233]

I'm tearing up just listening to it so many memories

[@stephenroberts8642]

This song is underrated as hell! Amazing song! Wow!

[@wherethechickenat67]

True dat

[@scottslomski1464]

Preach it brother!!

[@lennygriffin5915]

stephen roberts o

[@lelouchowns7824]

just a question, how is it underrated? it has a lot of clicks, a lot of likes and most people know it, i like it very much, but i dont see the "underrated" part

[@michaelgentile8938]

I dunno about underrated, still an amazing piece of work though.

[@jackgoodhand4662]

Borderlands 3 comes out tomorrow had to come and pay some respect this banger!

[@legodofarkstrash9439]

Just finished it earlier today. Bouta do some tvhm starting tommorow and begin farming weapons and doing all the side quests while jammin to this. BL3 a solid 10/10 imo

[@millyionz7182]

LeGODiEgo4LiFe ExDee borderlands 3 didn’t fill the gap as well as borderlands 2... borderlands 2 is the peak of borderlands no cap. I feel like a nastalgia addict saying this but I miss the old days

[@legodofarkstrash9439]

@@millyionz7182 i feel u bruh. Especially with how crazy bl2 was with the weapons and dmg and how ridiculously high raid bosses hp was in uvhm xD

[@nucleardisaster4795]

yeahhh

[@richmandudyt]

LeGODiEgo4LiFe ExDee tbh BL3 story really sucked. BL2 story is still the best.

[@spikeyapplesseashells9233]

It's been ten years now and I'm still listening to this. So chill

[@Captain__Harlock]

"Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" Harvey Dent

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

"Either die a human, or live long enough to become some reddit posting piece of sh&%."

[@fe5018]

What Batman iteration is this song from?

[@AWL9403]

@@fe5018 It was used in one of the trailers for Arkham City

[@m.j.s.g.x5046]

*you either die a hero,or live long enough to see yourself become the villain*-i can be those things,because im not a hero,im whatever this city needs me to be.....

[@PrinceSheogorath]

“What is better ? to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ?”

[@tedro7870]

When I look at the balance of my bank account: "this ain't no place for no zero"

[@expanddong7062]

But the dlc is free right now! How have you... Ooooh. You bought the game for a friend.

[@heartfunk2429]

Mordecai not?

[@lemmykilmister5293]

Zero got triggered

[@juhbami]

😂

[@НусАтман]

Goid point.

[@eldritchchair]

My three friends had recently gotten me to buy the Borderlands Handsome Collection and the four of us are currently going through Borderlands 2 for my first time and it's beautiful

[@bryantmarquez2258]

What platform? And which character are you playing as?

[@roomba_with_knifes6607]

I yearn to play borderlands 1,2&pre sequel fresh again you are a lucky man

[@JimmehRulez]

Noice.

[@woppiyYT]

Glad I played it when I was younger I love the nostalgia feeling but it's also sad at the same time

[@captaingermany2871]

@@woppiyYT I feel you.

[@unluckyzen32]

“ITS THE FREAKIN BAT!!!!” “I’m taking you down, Cobblepot….” “But you of all people should know…. There’s plenty wrong with me!” Some of my favorite lines from Batman Arkham City, my favorite game!

[@jbjfootball9965]

“Well you know the saying don’t pick a fight with a man who ain’t got nothing to lose” - Handsome Jack

[@thattB0T]

I love how everyone is saying borderlands quotes

[@bananabread9188]

What borderlands character said that?

[@samuelcolumbo4631]

Coolest thing about the game. Lol. I've just sat n jammed this b4 playing.

[@damienmartinez2560]

Ha! You want me to share? - Mordecai

[@elizabethhornback3965]

Yaaaaaaasssss

[@ezwr3kz420]

You tryna hack ma catch a ride!?! Unnnncooool brooo, Unnncoool...

[@xblackxx5tarx18]

KZbin recommended this to me. This is what they need to recommend more often.

[@zombiehead59]

I remember, back in late December/early January of 2014, I got this game as a Christmas present. I was a 12 year old hard headed kid. I hated the first borderlands because I didn't know what I was doing. But then I played 2 for the first time, and I was instantly in love. I remember my first time when I killed Doc Mercy, and got my first Infinity Pistol. Me and 2 of my friends were so in love with this game, we'd spend all night just playing, having mindless fun. Split screen was so unresponsive on Xbox 360, but we made it work, and made it to Handsome Jack. Sure we were underleveled, but thats what made it so fun. We killed him and we celebrated so hard, we knocked out the very next moment. God, I miss those 2 so much, but something happened to them and they suddenly stopped visiting me anymore. Come 2017, I bought myself a PS4 and bought The Handsome Collection, to experience the DLCs (because I couldnt buy them in Xbox, and it had broken around that time). The DLCs were fantastic, and I was so hooked, I'd didn't realize I had spent so much time on this fucking glorious example of a perfect game. I wish Borderlands 3 was as good at this, but that's a story for another time.

[@mystixtl477]

"IM GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!" - Random Bandit From Borderlands 2

[@doodboi7106]

“IM GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!” - Some Random Bandit From Borderlands 2, probably

[@mystixtl477]

Dood Boi it is from BL2, remember in Doc. Zeds place in Sanctuary? The bandit in there screamed “I’m Gonna Eat Your Babies!!!”

[@doodboi7106]

HeX MystixTL I remember it(I played it like one hour ago because I’m addicted to it). I just like making jokes like that whenever someone makes a quote.

[@maxwellmcgee7114]

"Im gonna make hammocks from your eyelids" -random psycho

[@twiztedzombxboxfu]

The random psycho dialogue is the best.

[@iMightyElephant]

"Stairs?! My only weakness!" -cl4ptrap

[@joaogomes9405]

It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos.

[@Bowlsofnails]

I love you

[@joaogomes9405]

kidPool517 K den

[@owenhandley5541]

+Joao Gomes these pretzels suck

[@Anduron_Lazul]

+Joao Gomes LIN! LIN, WHERE'S THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!

[@joaogomes9405]

ShadowX 1337 Ok, here we go. This is a song for Mordacai's stupid bird. In E.

[@afruze14]

Things this song is on point for: 1. Walking out of a boss's office right after you quit 2. Standing at the entrance of the university you walked into 4 years prior. 3. Sitting in the court pews after the judge dismisses the case you've worked your ass off for. 4. Getting your ass beat in slow mo on the playground after standing up to a bully who pushed your little brother 5. Sitting on a bus in the 1950s as a black man 6. A drummer boy picking up the flag of his nation and running toward the enemy even after his comrades have retreated. 7. 3rd round of a boxing match, bloody and struggling to hold on knowing that your father is watching. 8. Walking into a 10 year reunion as a successful businessman, even when everyone thought you'll amount to nothing.

[@thevoidwalkerbr]

Just overall sitting on the bus

[@schrodingersgat4344]

Honorable Mention Wedding reception. After the bride's dad pops the groom in the jaw.

[@trevorlamp8676]

9. Walking into a dangerous vault filled with “loot”

[@KillerFrankie1]

10. resetting the universe with your family just to find out your dad owns the city now.

[@hungryy226]

Honorable mention: Walking into a prison after being wrongfully accused of a crime you didn't commit.

[@efancording6363]

"You are the bandit AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!"

[@VennKett]

Hearing that for the first made me feel kinda bad for Jack

[@h_rmless]

he's an ass though. but playing the prequel kinda did the same.

[@pavelsvacha]

If you think about it though, he was kinda right

[@blakepalmer9922]

@@SergioRossi777 jeez, calm down a bit there buddy. Jack may have seemed like that. But from his perspective, he believed he was cleansing the planet from the "bandit filth" that it was covered in.

[@blakepalmer9922]

@@SergioRossi777 but you're right though, he's still a dick.

[@scoobertdoobert1355]

"All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!" The most gifted 13 year old explosive expert on Pandora.

[@jonathanedwards8059]

Scoobert Doobert fjngnhhrfjjddjdu

[@ZoMTDU]

lol love Tiny Tina.

[@untreatableinsanity5033]

YES TINY TINA IS LIFE (mostly death) BUT YEAH

[@CornisPopped]

imo, Tiny Tina was trying too hard to be funny.

[@oddjob4212]

She's too awesome to not love.

[@shadowsniper6394]

Whos here because they just absolutely love the song

[@FleshFort]

@unohana Retsu unless you just listen to good songs ya know

[@clavicusvile1323]

Or you're blessed enough you get this randomly in your recommended, like me. Never even played borderlands...

[@mana-realm]

unohana Retsu or you listened to How Do You Like Me Now, checked out the artist, and saw this?

[@The_GhostWind]

Well if it wasn’t for borderlands 2 then I wouldn’t the song, do I? But seriously, this song it’s pretty dope on it’s own merits

[@bingbing860]

unohana Retsu nope used this song in a old skate video when it had 18.3k views thinking it wouldn’t get copyrighted, it did.

[@rackjell4111]

this fits borderlands, the fact that no one is really a hero in borderlands 2 and borderlands 2 specifically

[@rjh8937]

mmmm smells like Hyperion™

[@daileygaming9488]

Nothin like the smell of Hyperion in the morning xD

[@LazyDev27]

@@daileygaming9488 liek the dominion flag ship or we talkin another hyperion?

[@daileygaming9488]

@@LazyDev27 No, I was referencing an old war movie, napalm was being dropped and the general said, "There's nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning."

[@badmantrois]

Dailey Gaming apocalypse now

[@sandyhernandez8984]

Rip scooter

[@Straw_Hat03]

Whoever reads this I have 2 words for you "No Refunds"

[@XDthedevilsrejectsXD]

3?

[@Straw_Hat03]

@@XDthedevilsrejectsXD if u play the game borderlands then u will get it and I know u will get it

[@XDthedevilsrejectsXD]

Marcus

[@Straw_Hat03]

@@XDthedevilsrejectsXD Yea that's where I got it from and if u listened to the intro music of borderlands 2 that's the song

[@XDthedevilsrejectsXD]

Song is Aint no place for a hero by the heavy

[@DigitalAlexN]

Claptrap pulled a "hey! finally awake, you were caught in that handsome Jack ambush"

[@watsoncouch3800]

I-I-I-I-I-it’s time to end this, meet me at eridium blight

[@DigitalAlexN]

@@watsoncouch3800 oooh so you dare approach me, after I posted this comment two months ago

[@Rippvanwinkle]

I think it’s funny that I read this entirely in Ralofs Voice before I actually knew it was a Skyrim Quote 😂😂

[@scottash76]

When I heard this song in umbrella academy it hit me with a wave of nostalgia of borderlands

[@theboneman7493]

literally. I got the same feeling when I recognised silver lining asw, which was the ending song to Tales from the borderlands

[@shxd0w_]

same

[@maizsquashhue8017]

It's 2019 and this song (and game) has yet to lose its charm

[@nelliemanes3352]

I feel u my boi

[@outtakefiend6839]

Well I look forward to guns with legs

[@VijoPlays]

Talking about the game as if it's 30 years old, lol

[@doughnutdogarmy1424]

You know it

[@maizsquashhue8017]

@@VijoPlays it's cute you think you're comment is something to "lol" about, but it's not

[@alistair676]

That pause between 'no' and 'better' is brilliant

[@CryBlade]

This Song will always have a special place in my heart. Borderlands 2 was the First game i played on my ps3

[@Mononroadmaster]

Umbrella academy season 3 was awesome!! Onto to season 4!! What happens next?!

[@Silent_002]

"Ugh, these pretzels suck, How you doin' buddy?"

[@THawkMedia]

"I just bought a pony made of diamonds, cause I'm rich"

[@forecastlotus3899]

Fun fact that line was improv probably

[@TheLastGarou]

@@forecastlotus3899 Jack's VA was, in fact, eating a pretzel when they recorded the line.

[@lexxstrum]

This song should play over the end credits for some acclaimed show where the main character just did something absolutely terrible, yet he's currently thought of as the best guy ever.

[@benstephens9918]

lexxstrum it is

[@caleb9050]

Breaking bad?

[@jasontaylor555]

I get some The Punisher vibes from it.

[@sakurakiyori]

It's the opening for the show 'Strike Back', which is how I first heard it, hanging out with my dad watching actiony stuff

[@LMLR187]

Maybe they end peaky blinders with this song.

[@8uhrsiebenking250]

50% Borderlands Fans 48% Batman Fans 2% Band Fans and me who saw Faster with Dwayne Johnson

[@Luvelyte]

Thank you I came because I like the song and I didn't get all the quotes.

[@corindoyle]

Strike back tv series

[@Бобек-д3о]

Thank you Speedwagon for this useful information

[@rowanwood3987]

It’s cute that you think your the hero of this little adventure. But your not welcome to Pandora kiddos

[@smokey9452]

0.1% SpeedwaGON

[@NomfuI]

It's tradition to come back to this once in a while. 🔥

[@sebastianalvarez6006]

"Have you ever stopped to consider all this is your fault? Your presence creates these animals" "By the end of tonight I'll be a HERO... just... like... you.... Batman."

[@spicyaura2440]

sebastian alvarez you meant Handsome Jack*

[@scendles7360]

@@spicyaura2440 he was quoting arkham city not borderlands

[@spicyaura2440]

Scendles was a joke dude...was a joke

[@scendles7360]

@@spicyaura2440 then don't try standup.

[@spicyaura2440]

Scendles so making jokes is apparently against the law?

[@J4mJ4r]

Shout out to my people on Pandora

[@doomguy2995]

you know... at first i thought you were talking about the music app...

[@J4mJ4r]

+DOOM Guy ha lol

[@kicotheneko9122]

hell yeah

[@bluedragon8658]

BUTTSTALION WHERE ARE YOU

[@GreenBlade_]

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN Krieg ftw XD

[@FLSNevermore]

It's as if Cage The Elephant and The Heavy were destined to play for Gearbox.

[@rexss90]

Right

[@matthewhelm9623]

Muskett 23 first songs gotta be ‘ain’t no rest for no wicked hero ‘

[@FLSNevermore]

@@matthewhelm9623 If there were to be a concert the intro song for three would have to play first.

[@astrilume]

No And wrong video Idoyt

[@cupofjoe2251]

@@matthewhelm9623 bill mclintok could do it hes the master of combining songs like they were from an alternate universe.

[@comedylyfe2113]

This would play in the end credits of a dystopia movie

[@penguino848]

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!

[@eldritchchair]

Wait a minute...! Well, hang me upside down from a telephone pole, cover me in honey, and leave me to a slow death at the hands of hungry spiderants haha. You ain't no Hyperion robot, you're a Vault Hunter! That's like a unicorn!

[@simplythebest6052]

Haha this is one of them moments....................... CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

Eat trash robots!

[@imaducky2617]

*crying*

[@Chichaetomate]

My rides may not be safe, reliable, or cheap, but, uh…uhm…Catch-a-ride!

[@emwbulldogg3319]

"THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALL SPHINCTERS" -CLAPTRAP

[@AkshayDidIt]

People: *private profile* Me: 🎤 I can't see where you're comin' from 🎵

[@dawsond4123]

🎵 but I know just what you’re running from 🎶

[@millydamouse]

i want to let you know i got to this comment the moment that line played and. i just want to applaud you.

[@lethal_maruader8203]

@@millydamouse same

[@rfj1156]

Everyone: Borderlands quotes Me: *Flashbacks to Batman Arkham City trailer*

[@zoro_the_navigator8822]

You're a legend my G

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Officer Balls