"Pipsqueak.." A Tsukishima Kei x Listener P2 Spicy Ver

[@vr0omvro0m28]

Tsukki : “You stole something. That I’m glad you stole.” Me: “ So I don’t have to return your wallet?”

[@Mutedgyu]

💀💀MY CRYING THIS IS GREAT

[@saian__x]

Kuroo be like.

[@saian__x]

LMAO

[@Chain_Curse]

Daichi Sawamura Daichi why are you and Suga always on these videos...these are your children

[@Leos.booknook]

@@Mutedgyu daichi-kun why are you watching your son?

[@verityhasnoland]

Tsukishima: “Come here you cutie.” ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

[@holyvibinduck]

😂😂😂 rofl

[@kalina4671]

Smol Shoyo Hinata Hinata???? What are you doing here??!?

[@holyvibinduck]

@@kalina4671 nishinoya sent it to me

[@Arianath.2806]

ooofff👁👄👁

[@sb8922]

THIS IS WAY FUNNIER THAN IT SHOULD BE SBSBSBSBS

[@St8rGirl]

When he said “you think glasses are attractive?” Me and my best friend just grabbed our glasses and yelled “𝙾𝙷𝙾𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙷𝙾𝙷𝙾”

[@A_Love1717]

OHOHHOHO

[@anaramirez3312]

Four eye gang where y'all at 👀👓

[@BunnyWatches]

IM DYING-

[@St8rGirl]

ImAWeeb JustSimping your welcome :)

[@saschagomberg236]

You have the bravery to listen to this with a friend??? I could never

[@Appl3pudding0707]

□ single □ taken ☑ simping for fictional characters Edit: Omg why did I comment this it’s so cringy 😟

[@Gamer.Bunni_]

yep

[@alli3477]

✔

[@mokomoko9054]

Omg I need a shirt that says this 😂

[@alurexia]

*yes*

[@Appl3pudding0707]

@@mokomoko9054 🤣

[@memesenthusiast3922]

29:39: “oya oya?” me: HE SLOWLY STARTED TO SEDUCE ME I STA-

[@mksinister]

IDSHHAUAB YES

[@femmesigma]

YESSSSSSS

[@ghostly_rose8925]

LIKE I'M STARTING TO SEDUCE BY HIM

[@faith8014]

Shit you right

[@Jasperh8su]

I’m married to Hawks but for some reason I’m thinking about changing my username on this app to just Aria because I’m for the streets

[@audreylr]

HE SAID IT HE SAID IT “𝓞𝔂𝓪 𝓸𝔂𝓪~?”

[@yami3691]

I died at that part asbhss

[@junana1730]

I WAS STRUGGLING TO *NOT* SCREAM CAUSE MY FAMILY’S SLEEPING

[@okkailah]

I FREAKED OUT IM NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE

[@N0R1PDF]

Oya oya salty font

[@mimismilkncookies]

time stamp?

[@stellesspace4236]

THE WAY HE SAID "OYA" IS HOT BUT IT REMINDED ME OF THAT ONE VINE THAT GOES "CAN I GET A HOYAAA" AND I CANT HELP IM WHEEZING

[@comet8144]

WHEN HE DOES SAY IT, ITS RLLY HOT bUt I love that vine; me and my friend started a “Hoya” chain on discord skskskk

[@tealpanda1499]

Reminds me of bokuto and I will never forget that

[@lionas1611]

ikr

[@crypt1d_533]

OMG YES 😂😂😂

[@hez8208]

When he said "Oya?" I felt butterflies. 😌🦋

[@amy.xox0]

Tsukki: moans Me: reading the comments

[@danielamendoza2994]

🧍🏻‍♀️me

[@breannabennett975]

me💃

[@korikonene-chan3155]

Yes, i read a lot of coMMMents

[@tommyinnitbutbetter612]

I’ve read so much comments that I didn’t even hear ✨the part✨ so I had to rewind😂

[@amy.xox0]

@@tommyinnitbutbetter612 LMFAOO

[@huniepop478]

Yagami: uplaods everyone: smashing their notifications like crazy

[@cora-nation7596]

I read it as smashing something else than notifications .....I’m so sorry

[@Nickle5020]

You know what else will be smashed? My virginity.

[@kora-_-5954]

@Ji Hyun, I-

[@huniepop478]

@@Nickle5020 I AM DECEASED CFRVWDANJK

[@johnmarston959]

@Katsuki Bakugou BRUH

[@caticombs]

Tsukki: **talking** Me: "Look at this BIG ass tree infront of me."

[@comet8144]

they’re all big ass trees (okay wait can we talk abt how Levi is taller than me?!)

[@caticombs]

@@comet8144 LMAO 😂

[@yugiamane4587]

Me who is 5’1/4

[@caticombs]

@@yugiamane4587 lol im 5'/6 I got my genes from my dad 😂

[@keitsukishima4039]

@@comet8144 wtf u short af

[@onlydiluc108]

Y A S S ANOTHER TSUKKI ONE (edit: woah slow down on the likes ya thirsty people xD) (edit3: also can yall reply with your fav timestamps, icluding the sammich **wink wonk** cuz i keep coming back to this audio smh xD) like if you simp for yagami and tsukki vvv

[@ishouldreallychangemyname948]

Like begging on a Yagami video? Disgraceful

[@onlydiluc108]

eEk- i hAvE bEeN exPosEd ú^ù

[@sugawara5576]

@@onlydiluc108 very disgraceful

[@avrilo]

I simp for both and i ship them both

[@pepper3716]

the 1000th like 😌✋🏻

[@oikawasleftknee504]

Me: Tsukki: *pins me into a wall* Me: 👁👄👁 Me: *hears a clap* Me: DiD yOu jUst sLap mE?!!👁👄👁🍟

[@hanakokun4116]

😭😭

[@vnnttt]

Yes please

[@butterytoastybread5276]

@@vnnttt what are you doing here?

[@hauntedsakura1754]

@Daniela Regalado-Torres 👁👄👁

[@hauntedsakura1754]

Yeah I guess

[@zoechase8801]

Tsukki: 'little cutie' Oikawa: -some things wrong I can feel it-

[@smolmush1693]

I wanna like butttt

[@kidney2656]

OM- yes💀

[@johnmarston959]

@Suga's Sugar Oikawa can't have one

[@smolmush1693]

@@johnmarston959 I just wHEeZeD so hard

[@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508]

Suga's Sugar I- your name is beautiful... *WE LOVE OUR BTS!!*

[@Stardustpawzz]

Tsukii: "you can call me your king" Kageyama: *oh how the turn tables*

[@unhxly.-.bonbon3462]

I-

[@seungmilk3114]

LMFAO

[@urarakaochakobutugly7876]

I-I think I'm in the wrong anime-(lol this comment is really reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy late q^q)

[@user-f0r3shad0wingR4coon]

@@urarakaochakobutugly7876 uRARAKA YOU CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL TOO?

[@franharrison9010]

I love you name its hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oobidyboo]

Call me a simp: S-always I-falling in love M-with new P-fictional characters

[@joemumma708]

same

[@jess-zf7ws]

this is truly how we’re living huh 😿

[@Ar0manticArtist]

P-problematical fiction characters that I can’t actually love*

[@mal3093]

Yes

[@mal3093]

I am a simp too

[@aftussy2958]

Me: -smiling at my phone- Parents: Why are you smiling? Me: ......it’s complicated..

[@kamrynsmith6202]

My mom literally asked me why I was so red, and if I had a fever, once. Lmao 😂

[@elliottheloser817]

This is wut I do cuz I have no friends so Im used to it.....

[@momiateallthebatteries7656]

@Pretend This Is A Very Creative Username I like your username

[@momiateallthebatteries7656]

I just tell my parents that I'm listening to "music" example hai domo or star boy from the weekend

[@himikotogasyoungerbrotherp6512]

I say im watching vine 👄

[@333jaylah8]

Tsuki: “Oya Oya?” Bokuto: “AKAASHI IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE WAS JUST PRAISING ME!!”

[@ruyalica6315]

Akaashi: Oh yeah well it's not me..

[@xielian6213]

Ruth Angelica E. XD hahahah

[@ouma._.cosplays834]

@@xielian6213 Wait a minute-

[@xielian6213]

Iwaizumi Hajime wut??

[@ouma._.cosplays834]

@@xielian6213 Oh nothing I just saw your user and went: ✨ *F L A T T Y K A W A* ✨

[@karmaspetanddeidarasslut8199]

7:29 Oya Oya~ 9:25 @~@ First kiss: 11:00 He pins us to a wall @~@: 11:30 Another kiss: 24:20 More kisses: 28:45 Sammich is begging to start: 30:33 Sammich starts: 32:49 THE REAL SAMMICH STARTS AT: 33:30 Sorry if I spelled something wrong and this will cost you a like😁 ohh I almost forgot *hands out holy water* you will need this. Edit: yo this is my first comment that has gotten this many likes😂 thank you😁

[@satoritendou715]

bro i spilled my holy water at the sammich part xD

[@karmaspetanddeidarasslut8199]

chicken tendoouuu hold up let me get some more *hands out holy water* ok you may continue

[@stranger_m5274]

HOLUP man what did he hit "us" with?

[@karmaspetanddeidarasslut8199]

Maria Alavez I think he hit us on the a** 😅

[@kriztel8914]

I refuse to believe that you only have 120 likes but recording the best timestamps..... 👀

[@lmiguban4854]

Tsukki “Oh? Oya oya?” My eyes widened, I started jumping up and down while fangirling. My parents stared at me as if I was someone possessed.

[@haru_moonbunny6094]

I find this reliable

[@Sa1t0r1]

Time stamp..? 👀

[@madelynsgirl]

same- HSHHDD

[@qwp_gachajay9264]

IT GAVE ME C H I L L S KRKSMSOA

[@emily2295]

Tsukishima: *i have my hands wrapped around your waist like that* Me: *cooking food* 👁👄👁

[@starstruck5725]

Same tho-

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

literally me,i was listening to this while walking and im just like- 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁

[@misatakahiro1823]

Are we not going to talk about his adorable "oya oya?"s ???? like those thing could KILL ME with how adorable they are-

[@kermit1732]

Ikrrrrrrrr

[@icarlywannabe2802]

time stamp? 😗

[@sunarintaru3904]

@@icarlywannabe2802 22:10

[@MargieKisser]

Same

[@ashes1712]

I replayed this 100x it’s to cute

[@asterisepic5326]

tsukishima: "glasses are attractive?" me: *takes off glasses* why yes, I am quite ✨ unattractive ✨ with and without.

[@xhepher942]

Gon...you- you dont wear glasses

[@A_Love1717]

i am quite *_blind_* with out them

[@asterisepic5326]

@@xhepher942 *this is now a secret between you and me- don't tell killua- >:3*

[@xhepher942]

Gon Freeces killua wont know darling i promise-

[@3kymae]

Jess Rose i- HI JESS I FOUND YOU

[@BŇett-g2r]

Tsukki: *finishes* Me: wow- Tsukki: shut up. Me: oh sorry-

[@shariploof1493]

Belphegor what are you doin here

[@BŇett-g2r]

@@shariploof1493 levi dared me.

[@shariploof1493]

@@BŇett-g2r yeah riiiiiight

[@BŇett-g2r]

@@shariploof1493 a demon needs sleep too! And asmrs like these help me sleep a lot better.

[@shariploof1493]

@@BŇett-g2r ok I have to agree on that it was always harder for me to sleep before I started watching Yagami Yato

[@Karma_m3ow]

I don't fear anything! *sees a tall blond man with glasses* That... That scares me..

[@deadlailailiar]

Misattributtion of arousal (Sorry if I misspelled something my brain has died

[@mammonswallet8592]

@{Random Ramen Noodles} XD

[@VashsDonutHole]

hanako be scared of tsukki

[@ribva9811]

That That attracted me

[@tsukasayugi5056]

Same lol

[@Mxika]

Me: *eats sandwich* Tsukki: “Pipsqueak.” Me: *Chokes on sandwich* Me: “We are experiencing technical difficulties”.

[@ren.-.3874]

This..is a temporary setback- a mOMENTARY loss..

[@Sak_alia]

Are ya sure it's not more then sandwiches

[@urmom6861]

I choked on my ramen 💀

[@hanel_wu]

I chocked on frickin' ✨A I R✨

[@cemerson1974]

I chocked on di-

[@barelyvalid2870]

“You think glasses are attractive?” Me, wearing glasses: *Well yes, but actually no*

[@raginqtreazure]

Me who wears glasses and half of the guys I simp for wear classes: u m

[@hxrnless]

@@raginqtreazure The truth behind there words

[@jaycat5435]

I umm, I have big, black, round-framed glasses. They cover half of my face but who cares.

[@raginqtreazure]

@@jaycat5435 Mine are like tsukis but a little larger and they are b l u e

[@liyahcheree]

me who actually thinks glasses make a person 20x more attractive (i doesn’t matter but i’m more attracted to people who wear glasses) : 👁👄👁

[@jazh_m]

Pov:Tsukki is actually talking to his dinosaur plushie Edit: THANKSS FOR THE LIKESS🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤

[@izukusofficial7116]

This is cannon

[@ilianacabrera1779]

😂

[@noahsterecras]

I-

[@zacklee7165]

Omfg lmao

[@mia_png416]

His Oikawa plushie sitting in the corner crying inside: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@celesterodriguez9440]

Tsukki: "You might be in decent shape.." Me: *looks down at my fatness" Also me: "I'm in w h a t?"

[@helpiminthebasement5783]

My reaction was "Are you sure about that"

[@N1da_]

My reaction was O.O I’m ugly af-

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

*yeaaaa he might wanna think twice, bish am uhgly*

[@briannawilliams1300]

*looks at belly rolls* yeah, great shape to become a *M A R S H M A L L O W*

[@kaydenjpg]

No one: Me, a huge Tsukkishima simp: I AM SPEED

[@Sleepy_Bee_]

Just a person passing by, me too

[@dakotahs.4185]

Yup

[@kukkeii9768]

Yes 🤣

[@raylol4291]

SAME

[@tsukishimascrowplushie1067]

I’m a kinnie and simp 😌👌

[@randomaccount9361]

MY FAVOURITE TIME STAMPS 2:22: oya oya?~ 1 7:30: oya oya?~ 2 9:27: you think glasses are attractive... 11:00 first kiss

[@kttyct-ww7sg]

doing gods work 💓

[@cailynstringer597]

I- oh wow I didn't know I needed this

[@mom5892]

Tysmmm ✨✨

[@emily2295]

Thankyou so much 😌

[@joydvst]

I'm in love with his "oya oya"😔✨

[@emandems8535]

Tsukki: **pushes me against the wall** The people at the Chinese restaurant: 👁👄👁🥢 | 🥡

[@shay_was_here]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@yamaguchitadashi8132]

The time?

[@-hoshi5000]

😂

[@urbanbandall_z291]

Bold

[@swaggyhosn2797]

HAHAHA

[@orangejuicehater]

"You're as stubborn as a brick wall." Me: "Ex👏Cu👏Se👏Me¿!" *I feel attacked*

[@Lifeisoverrattedwasshit]

I mean...............im hella stubborn

[@vivianhooper6855]

@@Lifeisoverrattedwasshit *in agreement* yes

[@erohwbmud]

Me: * see's 'yagami' * Also me: * completely disregards that I was listing to another video and clicks on it * The video: * 15 seconds ago, 0 likes, no views * Me: ... "damn I'm early" Also me (again) : *see's tsukisima part 2* ... * fangirl mode activated *

[@noriluv.]

For how tall he is. And for how short we are compared to him. He acting like we won’t turn into chucky. AND HES FORGETTING THAT WE CAN BREAK HIS NEKO NEKO KNEE CAPS.

[@blahblahnever4550]

blaxk roses yup

[@dakotarichardson6599]

Im cackling

[@SolarisTwili]

WE CAN GET SANGWOO FOR THAT-

[@xxfroggyclanxx9998]

Niko* sorry just saying but true! OvO

[@noriluv.]

Nejire Hade lol😂

[@emmalol9364]

use this as a "we need more tsukki" button!!!!!

[@toji7923]

Kirishima kun..........wtf

[@emmalol9364]

@@toji7923 midoriya .....wtf are YOU doing here....wanna explain??

[@toji7923]

No...no you can't I'm telling kacchan

[@emmalol9364]

@@toji7923 ok....well im telling all might >:))

[@mom5892]

Tsukii: can I have my sweater back? Me: *can I have my virginity back?* Tsukii- ....

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

No I keep the sweater and my virginity I reverse carded him ♡

[@_3449]

Mood

[@Tinyy404]

Nani wo~ 😂

[@k1ttygh0u1s9]

@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 WAIT HAWKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-

[@IzzyLizzy-bu4hk]

The team in the background: 👀 👁💧👄💧👁

[@sharkmoon0]

No one: Not a soul: Me: *smacking my phone when I saw the notification*

[@mynameisrahrah]

I did too 😭 I’m guilty

[@kyleighbruh3085]

Same tho

[@Bowl_Of_Rice]

Me-

[@xx_x_eclipse_xx300]

Ha same 😂😂

[@kiki-bc8lk]

THIS KDHSKSB

[@blackyn8842]

Tsukishima:oya oya~ Me:*chokes on water* .....this he just say.... *Backround music*.....🎶I THINK IM IN LOVE AGAIN🎶 Oh Snap thanks for the like yall

[@kattsukishima8873]

I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CAKE SIS I-

[@Sai-mt2nx]

Tsukki's babey oo wat type of cake 👀

[@kattsukishima8873]

@@Sai-mt2nx chocolate mouse owo

[@Sai-mt2nx]

Tsukki's babey uwu

[@kiyoomi7581]

Time stamp ?

[@BR00K3ST4RR]

Random stranger: *slides suitcase on the table* Random stranger: “opens suitcase and shows you 33:17 “ Random stranger again : “it’s only 1 like per person, are you gonna take it or scroll on down the comments?” Accept❔ ⬇️ Thanks for the likes now enjoy your sammich.....

[@myacrush9726]

One question, HOW ITS SO HOD DAMN EARLY THE HELL

[@kazuichisouda5198]

You are speed 😌✨

[@BR00K3ST4RR]

Hitoshi Shinso yUh that’s my quirk, video speed :b

[@BR00K3ST4RR]

Mya Crush its my quirk and gonna make plus ultra of it

[@ameliakipulu1464]

#speed

[@dumplingwyd]

Tsukki: Being so confident about himself and insulting me Me: agrees and compliment him more

[@Lifeisoverrattedwasshit]

Same😔

[@shoenotfound1149]

He could poor hot soup in my lap and I would apologize to him🥲

[@shoenotfound1149]

Pour

[@dovelake1993]

@@shoenotfound1149 i agree but why you here

[@Ethan-nk6lu]

Me: *already listening to a tsukishima audio* yagami: *posts another tsukishima audio* Me: Coincidence? I Think not.

[@raidenriot]

I was trying to learn how to draw him when she posted XD

[@emery3686]

Yuko Thorn Star LMAO MOOD

[@briannawashere8176]

Blxossom lemme tell you I clicked so fast. I’m literally rewatching every fricken Tsukishima video rn

[@Ethan-nk6lu]

Yuko Thorn Star LMAO-

[@emily2295]

Nezuko, i'm telling Tanjiro

[@sb8922]

“You think glasses are hot?” “Me. Too.” SIR I THINK YOU ARE HOT

[@chiakliu8710]

My mom: “put on your headphones we are having an adult talk.” Me: *puts this on*

[@rikisgirlfriend]

mother, believe me, the stuff im listening to on here is ABSOLUTELY 100% more adult talk than ur crap

[@mom5892]

@@rikisgirlfriend lol exactly 😂

[@食べて良いから大樹オブ]

DEADASS İF THİS HAPPENED İRL EYE-

[@Sxiren-x9o]

@@mom5892 oh God I'm sorry I'm sorry Mom XD not literally sorry

[@giselleramirez6677]

🤣😂😂😂😂

[@liptonzoldteaszereto]

Me: drinking caprisun Tsukki: moans and says oya oya? Me: spits all over the bed Me: screams My mom: *Hey Luca did you do th-* Tsukki: *moans harder* Me: **dies**

[@achild4198]

BRUH STOP

[@snoopadoodledo2328]

That happens to me and my mom was concerned

[@Leighluvluvsu]

This happens to me too 😅

[@gggamingturner6387]

I would have just choked on the caprisun not scream-

[@Shimizu.Akiyama]

Hahahah lol

[@shiwen9045]

Me getting ready to go out: Yagami Yato: Posts Tsukishima Me: Scrambles to get my earphones in my room Parents:???

[@ibelongtodracomalfoy2380]

Same

[@iamkittymeowmeow]

I did that too I told my siblings to leave me alone for about 40 minutes lmaooooo

[@guessmonster6648]

Dude same I have friends over💀

[@kys2167]

Guess Monster y’all have friends and y’all go out?? Can’t relate 😔✌️

[@guessmonster6648]

{bokey} pff- friends?😂 What’s that no I do photography😌

[@bmo1550]

tsukishima: oya oya? my heart: due to legal reasons, i will stop beating-

[@Aya-mf9qk]

HHHH SAME-

[@malcopixes2349]

what time i can’t remember it

[@cddoslwkfkeow18287]

@@malcopixes2349 22:06 uwu

[@malcopixes2349]

Cristina Plaza León hehe thank u 🧂

[@Arianath.2806]

Well my heart stopped and it's not working

[@i_am_sketchy]

No one: Not even Jesus Yagami: Feedin time. Us: hIsSsSsSsS fEeD uS! Edit: *wears suspicious trenchcoat and fedora* Hey... I got it *slides black folder **33:17* Now I take me leave KODA WE RIDE *Rides off into the sunset and tips fedora*

[@k4yphobic660]

The legend! They call It_ _Bleh the masked ranger, says they drop of a time stamp and ride off into the sunset.. never to be seen again

[@i_am_sketchy]

@@k4yphobic660 *bust through door* I AM HERE

[@k4yphobic660]

It_ _Bleh BY GOLLY! The rumors are true! You really do exist🙀

[@allforkixm8624]

*pleasure doing business with you*

[@i_am_sketchy]

@@allforkixm8624 *pops us* Yes it is

[@platnumicecube1049]

Tsukki: Oya oya Me: *IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!!*

[@LLawliet-pv8vi]

STAY F*CKING CALM!

[@shoenotfound1149]

HES BEEN SPENDING TO MUCH TIME WITH BOKUTO AND KUROO!!!!!!

[@cofiey-p]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@katherine-oq2wy]

😂😂😂 so true

[@aly5239]

I'm not half calm. I'm secretly fangirling Like crazy

[@vitaminc_wzinc]

Me: **accidentally taps somewhere else in the video** _hears Tsukki’s moans_ “ Yes~ this is exactly what I was here for-“

[@vampirenocturne]

*rubbing hands together malevolently* It all went according to plan.

[@birbshoyohinata428]

Why do you wanna hear Stingyshimas moans?

[@sillybilly.610]

@@birbshoyohinata428 oh hinata you poor innocent soul

[@kalluto8467]

Izuku Midoriya what are you doing here

[@yuunishinoya7917]

@@birbshoyohinata428 Oh Hinata I have some stuff to tell you hehehe

[@xhepher942]

Tsuki: “you look like someone that has been stabbed in the back before.” Me, many times: *teardrop* ye-yeah Timestamp: 6:45

[@vivi-creates]

i have like one time 👁👄👁

[@3kymae]

hi jess 😼😼😼

[@xhepher942]

MJ LITTLE SIS U SHOULDNT BE HERE

[@3kymae]

Jess Rose i take myself out of the narrative 👁👄👁

[@xhepher942]

MJ ➖👄➖

[@coop_troops550]

Me: “I don’t like being called short! No exceptions!!” Tsuki: “pipsqueak~” Me: “oh darlin youuuu~✨ are ✨ the only exception~ 💖🧚🏻‍♂️✨”

[@imbored4530]

Ik the song this came from

[@keitsukishima4039]

It's the emojies for me

[@keitsukishima4039]

@Jubilee Shelton i-

[@kyndelinduncan7683]

me being HARDLY EVEN AN INCH taller than hinata: 👁👄👁💧

[@henry2.053]

@@kyndelinduncan7683 me being 2 inches taller noya🤭

[@chickadee6925]

Tsukki: pipsqueak subtitles: perfect creek I never felt more special

[@calxziee3204]

De'Lorry Albatroaz I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sarahscott4709]

My subtitles said pup meat and I diedjdbgfvfufhfivjfufir

[@aspen3474]

HBDVHSTVHSHCDF LMAO

[@iloisemaree229]

Mine said pepsi and pepsico i can't stop weezing 😅😂😰

[@TsukishimaKei-gv1zx]

Mine said pipsqueak-

[@artrocious_]

DID HE JUST GO “Oh? Oya Oya~” IM HAHSBSHHSHDH *this listener is deceased 💀*

[@artrocious_]

7:29 commenting this stamp so i can remember where it is and listen to it on repeat

[@Pluhma00]

Tsukishima: "You think glasses are attractive, don't you?" Me: *.......stop calling me out like that--*

[@avrilo]

me who wears glasses HmM no?

[@koshisugawara1037]

You're not the only one my man :")

[@ashl33]

FR LIKE OML-

[@tsukishimakei2097]

I’m sorry- ya I’m lying

[@Pluhma00]

@@koshisugawara1037 I am very much aware brother ;] I wish to make a religion.... *Anime guys with glasses.*

[@maddog6591]

Tsukishima:Oya Oya~.. Blushy already? Me:Shut up, you hot lengthy noodle. (Edit); Tsukishima:* literally purrs while kissing * Me:I can dig this. 100%. (Edit Again): 2:22 - Tsukki's Oya Oya (around) 30:40 - purring kisses

[@sech2fingers415]

wait can u give me i’m the time he said it i just skipped all the way to the 😏✨ part

[@cherrybomb8120]

wait when did he purr

[@maddog6591]

@@sech2fingers415 2:22

[@skyelux3865]

Me about to sleep: ----👄---- Claping starts: 👁👄👁

[@Shimizu.Akiyama]

Bish what bish what hahahahahahahaah lmao

[@wiktoriamarczak1209]

That made me laugh more then it should😂😂😂

[@chiun0]

Lmao gurl

[@akio_kageyama1201]

So true wtf

[@Uzi_Murderdrones]

lmao this is the most relatable comment

[@linky.salsaedo]

I fell five times sprinting in socks to my earbuds- ALSO HE SAID "OYA OYA" MY HEART WENT 💓🧡🧡❤💓💞💘♥️💖♥️💓♥️💞💘♥️💛💝❣💛💛💕💓♥️💓💕💛💖💕🖤💞♥️💘💕💛💕💓♥️💓♥️

[@kit1431]

Ok but same-

[@valerievalverde5732]

Yea sameee

[@kaeyasasscheeks1832]

YES HE SOUNDS SO SEDUCTIVE I CANT-

[@myoldacclmaooo5769]

Me asexual and aromatic: Tsukishima: *exists* Me: you are the only exception ♡♡ Edit: HOLY SH!T I didnt know my comment was gonna blow up thank you so much!

[@sumaya8291]

I’m sorry but I’m so uneducated what does aromatic mean sorry if I am being rude I just don’t know what it means Lmao 😞

[@myoldacclmaooo5769]

@@sumaya8291 that's fine aromatic is when you dont have a romantic attraction to people

[@sumaya8291]

T E A oh thank you so much

[@myoldacclmaooo5769]

@@sumaya8291 no problem

[@nerogirl5732]

T E A exactly- towards people, these, my friend, are ✨anime characters✨ (sorry if that offends in anyway- sometimes i do that 😔)

[@juuyee]

“Pipsqueak..” Me: I’m waiting for the day I don’t get called pipsqueak or chibi-chan, enough about my height alright 🗿

[@N0R1PDF]

Me too, mate 😭✌️

[@yougotagoddamncig]

zahra im 5’10 bro and they call me this

[@juuyee]

kina oh damn 5’10 and still you’re chibi-chan and pipsqueak 🗿

[@spartnz238]

When I tell you I ✨W H E E Z E D✨

[@forealcharli9489]

bakugou katsuki yeah❤️

[@maplesyrup8027]

Fun fact: he’s actually talking to a dinosaur plushie

[@ecchannyaru7017]

Is he making out with a plushie??????

[@Yn-bb3oq]

Oh wow :,) night: *ruined* 😂😂

[@soumieen]

@@ecchannyaru7017 what the actual fu-

[@dinobones1224]

That dino gonna stank

[@Mars-uu6ei]

So he’s-😟

[@druspersonal4875]

Me: *feeling sad* Yagami: HEY NO NO NO SAD GET UP ITS SEROTONIN TIME *throws video* Me: *falls out of my chair*

[@bugzz3945]

Oop

[@trillbillgottaglock]

Eri Chan eri-

[@bugzz3945]

•S H I N S O _P L A Y Z• hewwo

[@kora-_-5954]

@Izuku Midoriya, wait- Young Midoriya??? 😃🤔

[@bugzz3945]

Izuku Midoriya Hewwo!

[@valeria_ivh]

Tsukkishima: * spits on it* nobody: me: “omg is this who we are is this what we represent? telling somebody to kiss it lick it suck it stick it”

[@leahbailey3426]

I mean if he want me to 😃

[@tuna-je9zd]

LMFAOOAOSBSJ

[@valeria_ivh]

Leah Bailey periodt tho

[@normaltartxxx4469]

@@leahbailey3426 GO G0 Go gO g0 GO g0 wHos nExT?-

[@hay-lin4986]

Bop it! Twist it! Turn it! 😭😭😭

[@the.disappointment5011]

Tsukishima: oya oya~ Me: so where are you having these secret meet ups with Kuroo and Bokuto? And how do I get invited?

[@user-ly5px7ky4g]

BAHAJKBFKBV

[@meperd0nas172]

if you’re talking about kuroo sexually, dont. you’re cousins.

[@the.disappointment5011]

( ；∀；) aight okay, I’m leaving

[@smolfries4525]

Tsukki: "blehh" Me: *glares at phone in short*

[@starstruck5725]

*Joins in the glaring*

[@shiroimei3557]

MY REACTION WAS ME CRINGING AND LAUGHING

[@monsterunderthebed666]

Glares with you gals

[@helpiminthebasement5783]

*glaring intensifies*

[@pucksucks8528]

*glares intensely*

[@JENNYYFU]

*goes to sleep with wholesome audio* *wakes up* PiPsUEaK *clap clap clap clap* CHILE ANYWAYS

[@doctorsuga9454]

THIS COMMENT SLAMAKNANSHSJSHS

[@sisegne]

SIDKFKGK BYE 💀💀

[@Artist_Dakota]

WHO SAID IT WAS WHOLESOME PLSSSSS

[@sisegne]

Rosie11bloom yeah it was totally wholesome 😼😼

[@_imrandom725]

OMG YOU POOR SOUL LMAO-

[@Ally-uj7mo]

No one: Me wanting to switch glasses with him to see the difference with our prescriptions:👁👄👁 🤚⚪️➖⚪️

[@kyndelinduncan7683]

that is the best emoji combo i have ever seen 😭

[@addy3116]

same

[@alyssa2304]

Honestly XXDD

[@retinoue]

Satan’s Therapist NOOOOQOQIQIQIQI

[@wolfielulu31]

Omg same

[@PabloEscobar-pi7jx]

me laying on my side listing with my eyes closed My mom: walks in Tsukki: moans Me: laughs My mom I thought you were napping Me: screams

[@sweaterlvr]

I have been wheezing at this comment for about 2 minutes, I don't know how I even find it funny

[@sweaterlvr]

@Nylah Obsaint BAHAHA

[@jazzy4426]

LMAOOO WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[@shadowred7065]

My side hurts now🤣🤣🤣🤣and I feel ya🤣🤣

[@angelreyesruiz6378]

THATS ME RN LMFAO

[@i1.0n4]

“You think glasses are attractive don’t you?” Me: **pointing up to my glasses** What do you think dude

[@i1.0n4]

@@mhairi.6p Deal

[@yourlocalidiot6100]

Akaashi what are you doing here 🤔

[@MochaChinoSingz]

@@i1.0n4 RURI CHAN

[@elysxiian7369]

Me: I fear no thing.. KZbin: Cannot load video Me: but that..that scares me

[@Weeb-kp9ec]

It’s very scary

[@elysxiian7369]

Weeb #2375 exactly :((

[@bridgetandtodd391]

7:23 Tsukishima: Oya oya *giggle* Me: wait- stop the music, THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD AAWWWWW

[@leslie8967]

7:31

[@bridgetandtodd391]

@heuheuheu hyuk hyuk HoYaAa

[@kyndelinduncan7683]

Gacha Star oH yEAh, HoYaAaaAa

[@i1.0n4]

Tsukkishima: Maybe you *are* a dream.. Me: *says the one who’s a fictional character*

[@shadowred7065]

Facts😂

[@ssarahs]

This is an underrated comment

[@rikisgirlfriend]

*dies*

[@i1.0n4]

Hitoka Yachi D:

[@rikisgirlfriend]

@@i1.0n4 i mean... can you NOT die when Tsukishima attacks you with both compliments AND teasing? it's scary :(

[@luzramirez8454]

Me: Damn that was hot Tsukki: Shut up..*blushing* Me: Gomen Tsukki

[@aroma1328]

HEY THATS MY LINE!

[@fuckfairybread6097]

*sees tsukki part 2* no one: not even my weeb friends: me: *immediately pops in earbuds and taps the screen faster than iida*

[@minabecker1783]

when it comes to yagami yato we are all faster than iida-

[@lylacappy]

A weeb of culture

[@Ar0manticArtist]

Momo Yaoyorozu M-momo? Uhmmmmm wrong anime, momo.

[@daisy_moo7879]

I’m listening to this with my iPad on 1% 🤣 I think my search history is the ting my battery is feeding of at the moment I’m hoping it dose not run out

[@Chain_Curse]

Momo Yaoyorozu WHY DO ANIMES KEEP GOING TO OTHER ANIME RELMES?

[@kaitlynnguyen294]

I’m promise I only belong too you- *looks at history* *Yup definitely*

[@Nathan-zi3ff]

*me looking at mylist of husbandoz*

[@sensin3140]

CMDNXMXM

[@emily2295]

Sorry i accidentally disliked-

[@LovingLivingScarcely]

*Shoves Hawks, Bakugo, Bokuto and Kuroo in closet* CleArlY-

[@catherinespinoza2635]

*me shoves kageyama,saiki.K,kenma , todoroki and noya into my secret closet* yup definitely haven't seen other boys 😅

[@lazy5558]

Tsuki:” pins u up against the wall” Asahi: BRING THE HOLY WATER Me and Asahi vibing

[@anastasia429]

NOT ASAHI PLSS 💀

[@fadinglight1210]

Help me

[@busrapasha]

@@anastasia429 oturdum mal gibi bunları dinliyorum hem cringe geciriyorum hem de hosuma gidiyor hele yorumlarBEBQEJEDJWJEJWDJSSBDSJD KAFAYİ YİCEM CİDDEN

[@anastasia429]

@@busrapasha LAN sonunda türk buldum cidden günde 10tanee dinliyorum bunlardan cok hosuma gidiyor jaksksksks

[@busrapasha]

@@anastasia429 NDBWJARJWHEWJDSJS AY KAFAYI SIYIRMISSIN SEN BEN COK UTANIYORUM DİNLERKEN👁️👄👁️ TÜRK BULDUGUMA BEN DE SEVİNDİM ŞMÇÜFKWWMQNDJSDJ

[@spiritedaw4y]

Nobody: Me: *my 5'3 ass squaring up everytime this tall salty dinosaur picks, teases, or underestimates me*

[@Skeightexe]

I- I'm 5'2"

[@arkeys3543]

:O finally people my height

[@infinitybeyond9422]

i'm 4'7 🔫

[@breaana-volleyballfreak9637]

I’m also 5”2👁👄👁👌🏼

[@jhopesrightboob6804]

4’11

[@the.sleepy.rat_]

“You must be a saint or a sinner” Me: “Am a sinner 100% and I blame my friends” Edit: Am going to say it before someone else does “You feel your sins crawling on your back...”

[@mr.cha0s614]

haha you have me wronge 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥!

[@Leos.booknook]

Me: bitch I'm both

[@grisbel7836]

..... *laughs in God’s disappointment*

[@queenieleoxses7494]

*laughs looking in to-hell’s list*

[@Chain_Curse]

Idk would you count being happy a sin god?

[@fuyuwu2189]

What i heard: "pipsqueak" What the subtittles said: "*pepsi","pepsi","pepsi*"

[@mistyvz]

PFFTT

[@mizukimizumi8014]

PFFFFT

[@michaeljacksonsashes8775]

MINE SAID PERFECT CREEK DJAJA SNDNF

[@na_ch0co868]

OML SAME

[@diolexkageyama6744]

SPONSORED BY PEPSI

[@faesheart]

"you think glasses are attractive. dont you 🙈" me: when they're on 2d men 😳 yeah..

[@koutarobokuto5739]

Tsukki: "Oya oya?" Me: *screeches like a dying goose*

[@chicori-chan3743]

SAMEE ITS LIKE 4:19 AND IM TRYING NOT TO SCREAMMM

[@Isthisheathers18]

2:21 or 7:29 UwU

[@peeb69]

im in the wrong anime again-

[@sugamama1085]

Bakugou Katsuki I wish I was........

[@mizukimizumi8014]

Bakugou-san yes, wrong

[@petratheghostfromlevisquad644]

Tsukki: “so innocent, so pure” Me: if I was so innocent and pure I wouldn’t be here dingus 🙃

[@vyeun]

@Connie Springer uHm SiR wRonG aNiMe

[@sinandbubblegum7684]

“Pipsquea-“ YEAH BUT I CAN CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE BOI.

[@hatersafespace]

Katsuki Bakugou yes❤️

[@mich3al0st]

Lol you lucky you short I go to his chin I can’t climb him

[@aishahikari9230]

@Junko Enoshima SAME AHAHHAHA

[@meowmeowmee0]

Wtf are you guys doing here-

[@sinandbubblegum7684]

Junko Enoshima you and Handjob... I seem to attract evil.

[@s.z2435]

Tsukki: you find glasses attractive~ me: *pushes back glasses unintentionally*

[@miyejis]

Tsukishima: "Oya Oya~" Me: *Chokes on boba* Me: Wait a damn minute-

[@keitsukishima4039]

I swear everyone is choking wtf

[@haru_moonbunny6094]

I choked on jello

[@keitsukishima4039]

@@haru_moonbunny6094 stop CHOKING

[@haru_moonbunny6094]

I am trying

[@sabif6868]

T I m e S t a m p P l e a s e

[@cctrv1]

I’m listening to this during my google class, somebody help, my whole class can see my camera like this : 👁/////👄/////👁

[@killuaswife6717]

same same

[@killuaswife6717]

i just cover my face with my hoodie ;)

[@nora-os7ln]

that's bold BAHAHA

[@vamppsychos]

Put some foundation on to cover your blushing face and if that doesn’t work ask mina to help you

[@keitsukishima4039]

Just cough and say u choked or sum

[@meeksmobley9270]

am I the only one who started crying when he was talking about his insecurities Yes okay

[@linky.salsaedo]

Nah you're not the only one

[@k4yphobic660]

He’s lowkey extremely baby and it’s not okay for my emotional control (or lack there of)

[@mariaf.tsk.2989]

Nopee

[@haikuhaikyuu8124]

Nope I cried. This audio made me go from sad to flustered to sad to happy

[@dxijobu1344]

Tsukki: "You stole something that i'm glad you stole" Me: **mumbles** well you stole my virginity.. Tsukki: what's that? Me: noth- **clap clap clap**

[@starstruck5725]

*Oh dear-*

[@rhiaqvii]

MIDORIYA I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM?!?!

[@Lifeisoverrattedwasshit]

IZUKU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOW DARE YOU BE HERE

[@aweebandasimp2239]

Oop izukus here

[@Im_The_Daddy_Here]

hai other me

[@itslevibaby7331]

Tsuki: “you stole something from me”. Me: oh yeah your virginity!

[@alexalotl2634]

My mind just goes to that meme "you stole something from me when we met" "Sorry I'll return your wallet" lolol

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Oh great now he won't look for his bag and wallet anymore

[@lmaoguy2513]

Him: You think glasses are attractive don't you? Me: *Does the Debby ryan but pushes up glasses* Y e a h-

[@sinandbubblegum7684]

Your profile pick took me tf out-

[@Bl00dIslands]

Phimploy Reuanglit 9:31

[@alexandrajoewono4672]

Tsukki: why r u obsessed with me Me: WHY U SO OBSESSED WITH ME BOY I WANNA KNOW

[@tsukki8319]

LYIN AT YOUR FAVE WOTH ME EMDNSJJSJDKS IDK

[@ChellyBandZ]

ITS CLEAR THAT UR OBSESSED WITH ME BOI I WANNA KNOW

[@gunsana6787]

@@ChellyBandZ ur name is a literal mood

[@ithurts4043]

lie in with your s** with me (i had to do it 😂)

[@ChellyBandZ]

@@gunsana6787 Pftt- thx ik right 😂

[@UnKnown-vh9yu]

13:27 Tsukishima: I say the first thing that comes to mind Me: dAdDy!~ also me: 👁👄👁 I gotta stay off tik tok

[@ingretis4283]

Ikr-

[@tia6532]

I mean Davi- kei

[@yuzurubuticantskate3885]

omg i said that when he said that aaaaaa

[@rin.scribs]

PLEASE- at one point- say “Every kiss begins with Kei”

[@rockiiemma6399]

LMAOO I was fr at a kissing part then I read this- I’m fucking dead😭😭

[@preciousrice4705]

yes!!!!! hahaa

[@jadadaniel6619]

Yesssss

[@karmascherrypopsicle9203]

eiii-ETAMINE. A HYDROCHLORIDE TRANSQUILIZER

[@ashes1712]

goodluckerin y e s😭😂

[@chargebolt9360]

tsukki: chuckles with his deep ass voice me: suddenly i have a second heartbeat!

[@quinn9249]

Either my mind is WAY dirtier than i thought, or you have god class sexual humor

[@chargebolt9360]

D I O R i’m already there

[@chargebolt9360]

Kᴀᴍɪɴᴀʀɪ Dᴇɴᴋɪ sᴀʏs BLM maybe that too, but i have pretty good humor😌

[@chargebolt9360]

Kᴀᴍɪɴᴀʀɪ Dᴇɴᴋɪ sᴀʏs BLM of course😌

[@SecretlyALoli]

@@quinn9249 why did I not understand the joke- can you tell me? :D

[@vivienolah1871]

I'm ready to be insulted for 41 minutes, *LET'S DO THIS*

[@diarrh3a197]

HAGHSHSHSHHSHHAHAHHAHA

[@wendyswendycar]

BYE cries in 4'10

[@disaster6332]

Thats me putting on bakugo asmr-

[@aviothic-angel]

AYYYYYE

[@starstruck5725]

@@wendyswendycar laughs in *5’0*

[@when.7017]

Tsukki:”oh? Oya oya” Me:”hold on tsukki,my phone buzzed” Me:*looks down at notification* Bᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ Me:“i-“

[@ulamedani5938]

akashi in the backseat with kuroo driving

[@ulamedani5938]

{Random Ramen Noodles} AY COME GET YOUR PROTEGE

[@its_me_mia8347]

*phone buzzes* *checks phone and sees voicemail from Bakugo* "MIAAA GET YOUR ASS HOMEEE! TODOROKI BEEN CALLING MY PHONE BACK TO BACK.. TO BACK TO BACK" Me: ...

[@briannawilliams1300]

*Bokuto finally at tsukis house* *H E Y H E Y H E Y* Me: screams

[@vee.1559]

“I might be cold” Me: KUROO PUT ME ON YOUR SHOULDERS. *Me on Kuroo's shoulders and checking Tsukki's temperature* Me: Nah, you're pretty warm- uwu

[@misfitsunite1833]

Nah he HOT! (i am so sorry)

[@vee.1559]

@@misfitsunite1833 It's alright 😌 Shh he is hwat-

[@komiyan2737]

well um, glad i can help?

[@vee.1559]

@@komiyan2737 Yes, thank you for helping me Kuroo uvu

[@komiyan2737]

@@vee.1559 no problem 😗✌🏻

[@a2lexa]

me: cleaning my room *forgots this is on* “CLaP cLaP cLaP” Me : 🧦👁👄👁 thank you for these likes ❤️

[@unitysmiles]

LMFAOAOAOAO- THE SOCK EMOJI

[@Charlie-tt6um]

GSIAKSNDISIDNDH NOOOO

[@nimnimbuns]

🌮👁️👄👁️

[@unhxly.-.bonbon3462]

IM ON THE FLOOR-

[@rikisgirlfriend]

too relatable good thing my mom wasnt home 😔✌️

[@wesisnotonfire]

Tsukki: "Pipsqueak~" Now I've already been called "Chibi-chan" so I don't need any more height based nicknames today

[@xx_arsonist]

YES

[@meperd0nas172]

i cant help that i’m a shrub😀

[@millieggs9614]

XxMia Gacha GamexX I’m 5’2 ...hunygvuhbuhn I eat my veggies ;(

[@stevenodisho691]

First time?

[@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508]

I love your name

[@strarea]

tsukishima gives the longest speeches after-

[@Val-Z3RO]

Me: Man, I've run out of audios to- Yagami: uploads Me: oh? "Tsukkishima" Me: OH? "spicy" Me: *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH*

[@Pixelwinnie]

Pfffff same

[@thatquietkidinthebackofthe6375]

Tadashi Yamaguchi Hi Yamaguchi!!!!!!!

[@Pixelwinnie]

Kookieqween Prom hello :))

[@thatquietkidinthebackofthe6375]

Tadashi Yamaguchi 😁

[@jschlattsimp3010]

Tadashi Yamaguchi why are you here 😳🍊✨