Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel

[@jesssmooore]

The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine

[@Hcollins371]

Flying what? Dutchman! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SirCamera]

Band name idea.

[@katerinamachu195]

Cracks me up every time

[@susnasongbird1277]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[@lonelywolffen9641]

"i can't read my own writing" Omg xD

[@1TrueJuliet]

Happens to me quite often.

[@xtremeskittelz2007]

And that terrible attempt at a poker face 🤣🤣🤣

[@taurnilx]

We've all been there XD

[@Nashimi_Bunny]

Me:

[@justinharvey7398]

@@lonelywolffen9641 "crimes" "Crimes! Yes, thank you very much."

[@13lackout360]

1:27 gets me every time! "You knew this!" "I did not!" *bad poker face*

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@shootingstar476]

Like me!

[@lancecurry7538]

1:31 *WILL:* You knew this. *JACK (sounding like a scolding father):* I did _not!_ _(immediately starts corpsing)_

[@justinharvey7398]

​@@lancecurry7538Johnny: "A little over the top, maybe." Orlando: "Maybe."

[@lancecurry7538]

1:40 - _(Cut to next scene...)_ *BECKETT:* The East India Trading Company has need of your services.

[@LukeSidler2005]

"I shall help you find the compass. If you'll do strange things to my dog." LOL

[@Ben-Jamin673]

"His name is Tim."

[@constantdvdcollector]

@@Ben-Jamin673 Tim...Burton???

[@MrPaintslayer]

1:18 Orlando and Lee Arenberg just tilt their heads at the same time when they heard "Davy Jones's Crocodile machine" LOL

[@patrp3230]

I love how when Johnny Depp makes a mistake, he stays on character. You can hear it on the voice and accent.

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[@lizzier5402]

Can we all just appreciate that Norrington thanks Jack for fixing his hair? And calls him "dear"?

[@wgtgs5409]

I think Jack Davenport said “Depp”

[@krishanthapathirana6500]

He says "thanks Depp," not dear.

[@KingdomHeart556]

It actually could be dear, bc Gov Swann called Beckett dear in another clip. May just be an old school english thing

[@shootingstar476]

I heard "dude" or am I wrong 🤷‍♀️

[@Graceluvbug37]

He said "thanks depp"

[@HalstenSnowborn]

"There's a female presence here sir.... all the men have felt her-- no they haven't" HA

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[@connorrobertson5564]

brilliant 😂🤣

[@connorrobertson5564]

​@@EEEEEEEE its a joke

[@lancecurry7538]

2:38

[@Benzux]

Johnny Depp is just the best actor ever.

[@corwinbee4057]

agreed

[@zvayaruby]

HELL YEAH

[@lancecurry7538]

Unmatched charm, that man has.

[@triippy...6476]

orlandos laugh at 2:34 is adorable

[@lancecurry7538]

"Help?"

[@Sarahbeth.sfxmua]

2:35 that laugh is adorable

[@lancecurry7538]

"Help?"

[@CASPERIOUZ]

2:44 "i shall help you to find the compass. if you do strange things to my doggy his name is tim" XD

[@therubithus]

2:32 Orlando's laugh is the best

[@NasXShady]

1:10 Trying to use my notes to study for an exam

[@negativecake5809]

I can sadly relate to that hahaha

[@HektiiKGamingAU]

2:38 this part had me laughing my ass off haha

[@lancecurry7538]

"There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her... no, they haven't!"

[@dayswithnic7738]

3:43 Keira's laugh 😍

[@Mega-y5d]

wasnt keira like 17 when the first movie came out

[@nicoletorcolini5316]

I love that he manages to stay in character. 0:47

[@emmalouisefriis5955]

I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable

[@moonwalkerid97g66]

I just fell in love with Johny Depp again

[@okami_eddy]

"...Kill Him." XD Priceless!

[@lancecurry7538]

3:24

[@aureli4nus]

I love the way Orlando Bloom laugh :D

[@KidKGamingHD]

"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@RoseRose-ow4ni]

1:28 his laugh is gorgeos 😍 he's the best actor everrr ❤

[@ameliaram9820]

Are you part of the Johnny Depp Fandom too?!?!?😂

[@RoseRose-ow4ni]

Amy Ram indeed 😀

[@AkiroSkyz]

2:12 I must've replayed about 50 times XD

[@lancecurry7538]

_(creaking sound)_ "...sorry."

[@vickipeck2323]

The noise....and that "sorry" cracks me up every single time!

[@lancecurry7538]

2:10

[@dude90458]

I lost it at the 2:52 part. "HALLULAH HALLAH"

[@lancecurry7538]

"There, I said it! I feel better for it."

[@noahhettrick8001]

"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.

[@C0SMICOLOGY]

1:17!!! Crocodile machine 😂 i did not!!! 😂 also, 2:45 and 2:52

[@NessaGorneth]

1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?" ................................. "You knew this." 1.32, "I did not!" 2) "Kill him!" XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy

[@jeradpaulson771]

1:32

[@Beelzebubby91]

I would be screwing up the 3:07 scene as many times as possible. It looks like a lot of fun.

[@lancecurry7538]

"AGAIN, AGAIN!"

[@justinharvey7398]

"The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally, lawfully- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just confused cause I don't know which version we're doing. Shall I say it? Or Jonathan-?" "That's my line dear." "Sorry."

[@lancecurry7538]

1:56

[@shootingstar476]

0:59 Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing. Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?

[@lancecurry7538]

"Marvelous. Crimes! Thank you very much!"

[@Kosky555]

"Crocodile machine"

[@bellajay8466]

DOGE

[@Kosky555]

+The Unicorn wan wan it is i the derpy doge

[@bellajay8466]

LazyPolarBear I haz a unicorn

[@Kosky555]

+The Unicorn noice m8 unicorns are cool

[@bellajay8466]

LazyPolarBear yup just realized ur dawge profile pic haz crazy eyes 0.0

[@katmyers1829]

The jar of dirt scene was filmed once, and it wasent scripted. There expressions were real

[@harm3825]

Yeah, Depp was just improvising at that moment 😂

[@Voldemort11011]

@@harm3825 and it turned out to literally be one of the best lines in all potc!

[@thatonerotom8999]

So he really fell? That looked painful ngl

[@maiya13x]

@@thatonerotom8999 legit

[@maldorov6297]

@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail

[@freyhajarvinen7]

1:32 hahaha "I did not!"

[@stinkydinkydunken4eva]

Is it not incredible how Johnny keeps in character? Phenomenal.

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

He is NOT playing character he IS the character!

[@stinkydinkydunken4eva]

@@daviddavidsonn3578that much is true... 🤘

[@sleeplessknight7271]

"Are you certain?" *croak* "Sorry." I laughed so hard at that!

[@barteleif]

If I was Keira Knightley, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible

[@nataliek.1041]

Yeah, me too!! ❤ She is a smart girl!!!

[@Yogarosmananda]

If I was Orlando Bloom, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible

[@taurnilx]

1:04 We've all been there XD

[@paterix2404]

is Bill Nighy the only one who does all the lines correctly? Becase he's nowhere to be seen in potc 2 and potc 3 bloopers

[@sahilsalunkhe5431]

Cuz he's perfect actor, in his presence director never had to say cut

[@Snowfang00]

2:25 “I’m stuck…” 😅

[@rosskerr1439]

0:22 Oh, my God, he talks!

[@hockeynhorses7190]

Orlando’s face after he kissed Keira was like *”oh shit I wasn’t supposed to do that”* 😂😂

[@hotaruuruki8045]

His dog Tim... as in Tim Burton?

[@josephjones8635]

I'm a fan of johnny

[@1TrueJuliet]

And then Tim makes a movie about Johnny's dog being run over...

[@captaintencents]

I cannot unsee Becket skipping and whistling like a schoolboy.

[@Liamtweedie]

"The charge...is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...(sighs)............ I can't read my own writing... "Crimes" , Thank you very much!

[@caljones]

This film has easily the best gag reel of the whole series

[@teemooshka]

Leo got Oscar. Your turn Johnny.

[@ciyajoseph1412]

De Oggo johnny don't need no rigged Oscar to make him seem like a better actor, he's perfect already

[@Butlermagic95]

Around 3:42 i wonder what Bloom was thinking?

[@JessicaPilotGirl]

Butlermagic95 He was thinking a lot of things. Hahaha!

[@Butlermagic95]

MercedesKawasaki Haha.

[@hardcoremjfan13]

Orlando Bloom's laugh at 2:34...priceless.

[@ch1muproductions6]

When Johnny Depp just stays in character even if he made a mistake AHAHHAHAHAHA

[@OldBeanUK]

Some kid: "heY ThAt's FrOM ForTnItE!" Me: 3:26

[@witherverse1351]

Ong

[@sophiemichelle4964]

"Theres no one there" hahaha

[@lancecurry7538]

1:47

[@babbisp1]

Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh 2:34

[@bethwilliams6381]

Johnny must be amazing to work with!

[@vanessakirstinegalonska2016]

Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh ever

[@ave3697]

So?! Its cute 😳💓💜

[@1TrueJuliet]

+Carella You are interested in a man, right?

[@Pip-ti9xp]

To be a fly on the wall when they were filming this! Great movie!

[@mack_s_2001]

1:16 Jack and will both scenes. Lol

[@АннаЧекина-ж1ы]

this is the kind of content i need after finishing the third movie

[@justinharvey7398]

Ahh, that's what I like to call Dutchman Depression.

[@Justin_Riddle]

Love how they all call each dear 😂

[@jimochi8858]

So cute Johnny Depp

[@whitetigerproductions8655]

Can't wait for the new one in 2017

[@lisa4640]

The cast is full of fun❤

[@ChallengeCommander]

3:40 for that first second how Keira just succumbs to the kiss... and then remembers there are people around watching.

[@benchkidedits2820]

"Crocodile maschine."😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KidKGamingHD]

"The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... I can't read my own writing!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottiegirl2041]

Aw, it sounds like they had a whale of a time filming this! :)

[@catchupichu]

These are my favorite PotC-bloopers :)

[@m.c.ufan1019]

3:06 YOU'RE NOT IN THE TELLYTUBBIES MATE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cindywilliams451]

laughed hard always love JD no matter what.

[@gothamcreationsbyedwardnyg8649]

Tia, watch your step! OMG JOHNNY YOUR HAIR'S STUCK!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jbaber426]

I just love seeing Johnny never leave character

[@roxannewrites911]

How are movies ever made when it's so hilarious to make them??!

[@justrandom4304]

Is it me or is Johnny Depp just so amazing

[@Tasoq]

These still crack me up An emotional scene and then... "I'm stuck" 😂

[@_chickenhead]

1:00 best one ever

[@porpedroiiebertrand]

Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies: 3) Queen Anne’s Revenge 2) Black Pearl 1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*

[@anguscovoflyer95]

1:16 the day jones crocodile machine lol

[@corwinbee4057]

1:13 Me At School Wen I'm Trying To Tell a story I wrote

[@weaslyisourking4170]

Brianna Sketch true

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

Let's be real here, we know you're here for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine.

[@lovetreesforever]

I LOVE it :DD thanks for uploading!

[@THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN]

1:17 DUDE IM CRYING 😭

[@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279]

Well? Did anyone yet do strange things to his dog, Tim?

[@Phurimatgamer]

0:23 😂😂im laugh that coughing lol😅😅

[@colenugget1620]

2:13 I've never heard a human make that noise before. He sounds like a tractor.

[@roses4199]

i don't think that was him,sounded more like a machine they were using in the background or something

[@ellehirst136]

Keira's euuyagghh made me laugh!

[@usernameismyusername282]

3:12 There has been an awakening.... Have you felt it

[@lancecurry7538]

"Ha-hah!" "Sorry!"

[@Rarrkelstarr]

Love how british we all are, just calling everyone dear. I love it. 😂😂

[@corwinbee4057]

like I said before IF YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING IT

[@keepcalmyouexist358]

The films were fantastic, but it's a missed opportunity not using the crocodile machine.

[@Pip-ti9xp]

Love this!

[@mnf2139]

crocodile machine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MugiwaraNoKyubi]

0:37 Can someone tell me what's Johnny Depp saying, pwease? I'm learning English but he speaks too fast for me xD Thank you ~

[@Anna-ul4uo]

"Yes to the first, and yes to the second, but only so far as we keep to the-(mess up) I'm just going to start the take again, shall I?"

[@MugiwaraNoKyubi]

+Anna Pomerantz Thank you !!

[@KryptojackJr]

Good idea!

[@twotailedavenger]

You have to wonder if Johnny was really just acting, or whether he wasn't entirely sober through some of these scenes.

[@fisty539]

Oh yea definitely drunk at least, the crew pranked him in stranger tides I think, he drank straight vodka and couldn't talk lmao

[@rickybobby3209]

Amazing

[@codster9]

2:12 - LOL

[@alec2986]

So funny I can't stop laughing

[@joepizzapie895]

Davy Jones flying crocodile machine help

[@nelsona9381]

3:39 alright ;)

[@Bigchilezlife]

2:14 2:33 2:47 2:40 2:54 😂 1:18