Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Pitch Meeting

[@SoranotRoxas]

"I don't even care anymore" Hey, that's Disney's motto to their live action adaptations. Bravo 👏

[@adrianszostek830]

Maleficent 1 was better than the original

[@lukeskywalker6809]

About all their movies, especially Star Wars.

[@lukeskywalker6809]

😂👎🏻

[@SlimJim9333]

@@adrianszostek830 absolutely not

[@talphazero1036]

@Robert Monroe I can't with this😭

[@TheBonsaiZone]

Hollywood just makes these movies so they can laugh at the pitch meetings.

[@smorris12]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about producing crummy movies

[@retluoc]

Sounds right to me. Making bad movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Just look at all the latest Nicholas Cage movies...all produced by the IRS. 😄

[@theramses3709]

Yes

[@jordancasti11o]

Oh making movies just for the pitch meetings is tight!

[@nurse425]

Should be Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience!

[@feynstein1004]

-So they tie up Jack to a tree with a rope -Oh ropes are tight! -Not these ones. He breaks free quite easily

[@sethheasley9538]

"He's from the other movies!" will never get old.

[@johngr1747]

True!

[@darthdestructor927]

@@johngr1747 1:38 the creators of this franchise after the 2nd movie when discussing "shouldnt the sequels make ..like...sense?"

[@BRLink1]

Recognizing things from other things is tight

[@olandir]

You know what's great. It's clear that even after dozens (hundreds?) of these pitch meetings, Ryan hasn't gotten tired of this. Every single pitch meeting is just as fresh and fun as the very first one. It's almost as if making these pitch meetings is...dare I say it...super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@J221.]

Making Pitch Meetings videos is TIGHT

[@tsarovich2394]

mmmm, nah... some are definitely phoned in

[@charleschiemekaekeogu6908]

@@J221. Wowwowow….Wow

[@Trakesh]

Wow wow wow.... wow.

[@leekavanagh8811]

He literally starts the video with a joke about how characters become parodies of themselves and going through a checklist of things people have come to expect. Super easy. Yeah yeah yeah. Get all the way off my back. Does nobody else think this is secretly Ryan's cry for hell because he is stuck in a loop? Either way I can't stop watching them. :D

[@waywardwinchester]

Jack Sparrow really is like Spiderman with ropes.

[@Mr.AARON..]

True

[@Yakshimara]

Let this be the day you almost caught your friendly neighborhood Jack Spare Ropes.

[@gizmo9826]

oh hey you're here XD

[@alm2187]

Whereas Jack Roper is like Sparrow-Man with spies! :-D nm. Don't know what I'm saying.

[@mastertoki1]

The exaggerated swagger of a swash buckling buccaneer

[@kaizoisevil]

"We need a young couple in love, that's the formula" See, when it came to Will and Elizabeth, I was actually invested in their love. It was a central plot point in the Davy Jones story arc. Once their love story was resolved, I didn't really think there was much that could be done with only Jack. Thing about Jack Sparrow is that he doesn't work well by himself, he works best when he's the third wheel.

[@patrickd8654]

Agreed. Jack is a foil, not a protagonist.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Exactly! I and neither Phil and Serena nor Turner Jr. and.....whatever her Name was, were very interesting.

[@Сайтамен]

@@patrickd8654 He was one of the protagonists in second and third movie - he had plotline, goal, character arc.

[@patrickd8654]

@@Сайтамен That's true, and I was unclear. I meant he is an *interesting* foil, but not an *interesting* protagonist. Just my subjective opinion, obviously.

[@kingsleycy3450]

People forget that Will's mysterious origin was what got the story started in the first place.

[@tusharg8452]

04:48 "So people are gonna care about that?" "I SERIOUSLY doubt it." Self-awareness: 300%. Self-restraint: 0.3%

[@purityandaspiration]

“He wasnt chained up?” “He was but the chains were causing too much noise so the king had them removed” “Ha, ya, whatever” 😂😂😂

[@alegomanYTPs]

the only way you can get away with that is assume Jack knows the Kings personality enough that he knew he hates noise, so he annoyed him

[@iforgot87872]

English Kings often did atupid things in the name of Hubris so it actually is kind of a funny way for Jack to escape IMO

[@phothewin6019]

"And the characters become parodies of themselves." So true. Jack Sparrow became a caricature of himself in these later films. The writers only had a shallow understanding of Jack; that all he was was just Johnny Depp doing goofy, quirky things.

[@thedreamscripter4002]

You know, from half-evil pirate-trickster in the original movies he turned into chaotic-good adventurer. And yet, it is still thousand times better than pathetic disgraced moron hobo-Jack we got in the fifth movie. At least Jack in 4th movie, even though no more the real Jack, was charismatic

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

@@thedreamscripter4002 Yeah while he became more and more of a self parody all the way through the series, he was at least competent and charismatic in the 4th movie

[@CommanderViviax]

Johnny Depp is always good. But if the writings bad and doesn't understand Jack Sparrow. There's nothing much he can do.

[@funguy5624]

@@CommanderViviax Johnny Depp wasnt good in the 5th pirate. His acting is super cringy in the last movie

[@BuzzabeelYT]

@@funguy5624 to be fair to Depp, they really should’ve postponed the movies while the Amber stuff was happening. Dude’s mental health was in the gutter, but they expected him to 100% act? Might’ve given the writers more time to come up with a competent story, too.

[@rahulmenon9530]

I used to think they should've stopped at the 3rd movie because it was a good wrap up to the trilogy. But if they hadn't made the 4th one, we wouldn't have gotten this pitch meeting

[@exodustimes4266]

Ohhhh a very expensive pitch meeting!

[@sexulpenut]

Don't forget the 5th movie

[@adrianszostek830]

@@sexulpenut Imo 5th was better than 4th, the story of Flying Dutchman came to an end

[@Datboy1991]

@@adrianszostek830 except for the fact that they teased more Flying Dutchman at the end of the movie, so you know it's going to be forced back into the plot somehow

[@zz-nc2ug]

@BatCat😼🦇 Now that you mentioned it 🤔

[@augustjackallen3453]

Ryan is simply the best

[@sturestabo7783]

Indeed

[@somerandolad]

He's literally carrying the weight of this channel on his shoulders, and he's going to need it to get ALL the way off his back.

[@AbhishekGupta-ji4pf]

@@somerandolad oh, carrying the entire weight of channel on your shoulders is tight !!

[@MGD313]

Better than all the rest.

[@orkutfinance]

@@MGD313 better than anyone

[@yiorgosantoniosskandaliari4494]

Piggybacking on all the previous movies is TIGHT

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

I'm just gonna piggyback on this comment here.

[@horus228]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Okay then im gonna piggyback on your piggyback-comment if you dont mind.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@horus228 I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back while I'm piggybacking.

[@horus228]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 all the way of your piggyback? Well I think I stay for a bit I decided.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@horus228 Wow wow wow! Subverting my expectations is TIGHT!

[@MrSmileyFaceGames]

These pitch meetings have taught me one thing: "Unclear" and "Magic" are instantly acceptable answers to every question.

[@iforgot87872]

Yeah look j Jy😮 hi😮yk

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

That’s because those answers are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Jnd4220]

"Because" is too.

[@kuromyou7969]

I tend to use "reasons".

[@TheArchangel911]

Which Pitch Meeting would you rather see..... Highlander.... Outlander.... or Zoolander?

[@Cuzjudd]

Yes

[@gm2407]

High Land Zoo outing

[@madwibble]

Tomorrowlander

[@curiouswanderer948]

All of them

[@danielhammer619]

dont i get any other "lander" movie options?

[@donutsandgasoline3956]

“Since Jack with a rope is still basically spiderman, he will tie up the bad guys.” Why is this so true?

[@LucianDevine]

Because magic probably.

[@lars9925]

Well, it's actually not that true because the Spaniards in that movie are not bad guys.

[@Сайтамен]

@@lars9925 It depends of point of view...none of the characters are good or bad (well, Blackbeard is obviously evil, but he works with Jack for the most time), they just have different goals. By the way, in all Pirates movies pirates are presented as good guys, so the moral is questionable....

[@dewolf123]

@@Сайтамен Well the pirates are literally criminals so that automatically makes them bad guys lawfully and morally speaking. Just because they are main characters does not mean they are the heroes. Just like Suidcide Squad has the villains as the protagonists but we know they are not heroes.

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

“How many more Pirates of the Caribbean movies should we make?” Disney: Yes.

[@SujalJaiswar]

When I was in 4th grade, one of the boys in my class called me "a homo" in front of the class and I thought it meant "homeless". And I was confused, so I said, "But Jeremy, you've been to my house!" Can i get 10 sů bs

[@alonebuthappy334]

@@SujalJaiswar 😂😂lol you got my sub bro

[@williepchamp3060]

@@SujalJaiswar no

[@marcg210]

(Morgan Freeman narrates) And that was the day the fact and fun learned what happened to Jeremy, williepChamp

[@LuisSierra42]

Infinite pirate movies are TIGHT!!

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"We're gonna make a fourth Pirates movie!" "Why?" "Because money!" "That works!"

[@meislam7]

And it made a ton of the green stuff

[@christianvalentinocalicchi2517]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JesseKnight2000]

Making a fourth Pirates movie is Tight

[@Ylinasiantuntija]

Unclear.

[@alfredosantana1216]

A Mars Attack Pitch Meeting Would Be Tight!

[@yellowsuncat16]

“‘Cause I thought it’d be pretty cool to have some mermaids in the movie.” - I actually appreciate this logic. ☝🏼🧜🏼‍♀️

[@CosmicPhilosopher]

Mermaids are tight!

[@angiewinchester3384]

The mermaids were my favorite part of the movie ngl

[@nahor88]

Also the logic that we will care about their romance cuz they're attractive... the mermaid and the missionary did both look like Calvin Klein models, LMAO.

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

@@angiewinchester3384 the mermaid attack was the only good thing in this movie.

[@DainHunter]

@@sam-psonsmith9951 And it was super easy to make! Barely an inconvinience!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"What part of the story are the people supposed to care about?" Nothing, just watching Johnny Depp be a legend

[@ooghaboogha4362]

ok

[@quill7889]

ok

[@ronswanson7371]

ko

[@dubblesnup4457]

ok

[@nel6844]

So how much does KZbin pay as someone who comments full time

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

At this point Pitch Meeting is my main way to keep track of all the PotC films and their “plot lines”.

[@schattentaenzerin]

You mean the plot line that says "It's magic, so who cares about anything?"

[@phreakazoith2237]

it works. I have seen them several times but honestly could not remember a lot of plot lines presented here.

[@lukeskywalker6809]

Honestly way more interesting than the actual movies.

[@starhunter9085]

@Menilek Mulugeta *Oh really stretching the meaning of certain phrases are tight.*

[@cdorman11]

Pitch Meeting is my main way of learning I was bamboozled into thinking there was a plot line.

[@webster7222]

"Multitasking fountains are tight" This writing is gold

[@piotrswat169]

Yeah its magic so sure,ok.

[@anthonyleach7608]

Him almost kissing angelica and then saying "I have to go" and leaving her is the funniest moment of the entire franchise for me

[@mr.freakking6649]

@BatCat😼🦇 I see it

[@teodorhellgren5613]

6:38 "But we need young people in love, that's the formula" Disney's motto since 2000

[@catsinq5726]

Since 1938 or so, actually

[@Raz.C]

NB: Mermaid's Kiss At some point inna film, some people are talking about mermaids and they say that it's rumoured that if a mermaid kisses you, you can then breathe underwater. I believe this is why she kisses him before dragging him underwater. So I'm inclined to think that the missionary either had a long and happy life living with the mermaid that he loved, OR that he tried to preach to the mermaids about religion and they tore him to tiny little pieces making all the plankton very happy...

[@alisaurus4224]

OR she just brought him home to her mermaid sisters as a nice snack

[@Raz.C]

@@alisaurus4224 Yeah, you wouldn't wanna get angry at one of them and say "eat a dick!"

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@Raz.C yep, they can take this phrase literally :D

[@nicksparrow009]

Also... Mermaids seem to have eternal youth, they never grow old. So a tear might contain the power of youth

[@interferon4800]

So do you think they use the missionary position then?

[@np8252]

"So people are going to care about the love story?" "Oh I seriously doubt that" So, so true

[@cdorman11]

Interspecies love stories are TIGHT.

[@Ceares]

my fav line in this one just because he couldn't even fake it or care at all.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Basically B actors for Will and Elizabeth

[@cognitivedissidents4642]

I had seen the movie but didn’t realize until seeing this that I can’t remember a single thing about it.

[@PhilBagels]

Me too. It's because nothing in the movie was memorable.

[@BNuts]

Why would you spend any energy trying to remember a movie where nothing happened or mattered?

[@italianspiderman5012]

I remember watching the movie and asking myself after about an hour,"why,why any of this is happening,why jack is even there?"

[@jacevicki]

The only thing I remember was the mermaid being probably the most expensive macguffin ever put to film.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

There is nothing memorable in this movie. I remember _Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow_ more than I remember this even more nothingy mess where no one actually wants the MacGuffin.

[@ricardobjj24]

As long as Johnny Depp is in the movies, this franchise will keep making money

[@goncaloalmeida7029]

Yes, it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Shermansart]

Well then I guess the franchise ain’t gonna make money anymore, because Johnny Depp isn’t appearing in anymore movies

[@matthewsilerreviews6840]

Well guess who has two thumbs and won't be appearing in the franchise anymore?

[@davidjsaul]

I agree. Shame it seems like Disney have dropped him.

[@nreaction]

they dropped him because of that lying biatch.

[@thelexicon7294]

All this recap makes me realize is that I saw this movie as a fully-sentient 16 year-old and I didn't take a single second of it in, like when a toddler is forced to see a really heavy movie with their parents and just looks at the pretty pictures.

[@whitwaltman5137]

"Oh, we're well past explaining that kind of thing." "That's fair, I don't know why I asked."

[@mar_sze]

"Is what I seem to have written here..." -Every Screenwriter these days

[@seo-insights]

*"I don't even care anymore"* - Priceless

[@gladvinjoshy1251]

Who is priceless and when did they say this quote

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

I now wonder how the Pitch Meeting for Dead Men Tell No Tales/Salazar's Revenge went...🤔🤔🤔

[@rahulmenon9530]

Just wait a week or two

[@cvy8946]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@eliaspeter7689]

At least it puts a nice end to sea curses. So no more magic...!

[@Detective_L]

Just more of the same sir

[@Cashman9111]

@@eliaspeter7689 unless they want the magic back and they obviously do, so... you know, don't care

[@MM-ud1xf]

The debate over how the magic of mermaid tears works is my favorite part of this meeting.

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

Ryan manages to outdo himself every single time. Comedic genius!

[@JoseJimenez-tx8rs]

“Multitasking fountains”has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@cakeburps]

When I push Barqs and Dr. Pepper side by side into my big gulp at 1am I thank the multitasking fountain

[@shawnsamsundar94]

Yeah it's tight

[@erikhasler]

"Oh Go... yeah, alright, whatever." Was the PERFECT response to that chained up business

[@baronleach1357]

You the best Ryan would love to see you do 1999 The Mummy

[@Dot_Eleven]

"So how do we avoid that?" Me: Say the line. "Oh, I have no idea." ...

[@tablesandpineapples2952]

"So we're gonna make another POTC movie that isn't connected at all with the other movies' story" "But why though?" "Because money" "Oh money I love money"

[@StdDev99]

"Characters become parodies of themselves". That's the best description for everything that goes wrong with series that goes on for a long time!

[@iforgot87872]

Movie critics have been using that phrase for a while

[@RorikH]

Did you see Bill and Ted 3? It felt like two old guys doing a Bill and Ted bit.

[@schattentaenzerin]

Flanderization is the term you're looking for 🤓

[@smramos1979]

Okay, we have this billion-dollar franchise that many people have devoted lots of time and work to bring it to life--lets put the least amount of effort into it we possibly can and blame streaming services when it fails

[@diegopansini3152]

Say what you want about the movie, it still had the best live-action mermaid scene in cinematic history and has yet to be topped. In this scene, the lighting and soundtrack are incredibly magical, yet eerie; the mermaids are enticing, yet dangerous; beautiful, yet terrifying; the Jolly Sailor Bold song sets a memorable soothing, yet cautious mood for the viewers. At first everything feels magical, but then the mermaids pop up their heads in the background, waiting for the chance to pounce. Then, when the danger comes, the soundtrack kicks up a gear and the scene becomes terrifying and action packed. Truly a scene that covers all the important entertaining aspects for how a mermaid/siren should be portrayed, changing from one emotion to another perfectly all while keeping the magic of it. Not to mention it has fantastic looking CGI tails for them, which for me works much better than practical mermaid suits, which look a little silly when actresses swim in those. If you can name a better scene with at least all some of those same aspects, I'm all ears

[@chrishubbard64]

Did you really never watch cabin in the woods?

[@mydogisoscarthegrouch]

@@chrishubbard64 🤣🤣🤣

[@PhilBagels]

Splash?

[@moonkenzie]

Gotta disagree, the animated masterpiece that is "The Little Mermaid" has the best mermaid scene: every part with mermaids. There's not a bad mermaid moment.

[@diegopansini3152]

@@moonkenzie Right, forgive me, I'll rephrase. I meant best "live action" mermaid scene in cinematic history

[@jwoodfill14]

“Is what I seem to have written here” love it

[@deeya]

"...I'm gonna need you to get way off my back about this one." One of these days, I want Producer Guy's response to be: "No. Explain yourself." Just to shake things up. But then he gets distracted because logical fallacies are the only way some of these movies gets made. 😂

[@spankyjeffro5320]

Logical fallacies are the reason ALL of these movies get made, unfortunately. :)

[@leifleifnephew5154]

He came close in the pitch meeting for Twilight: Breaking Dawn.

[@Jnd4220]

​@@leifleifnephew5154 that meeting broke him, well, almost, because money lol

[@dancedj2k2]

PG: "Well we are way past explaining that kind of thing!" This line is TIGHT!

[@thebiglebootski357]

"Disguises are extremely effective in these movies huh?" says the guy talking to the glasses-wearing version of himself.

[@leovk5779]

Wait... You claim they are the same person? No way! Not only does one have glasses, but they are also dressed differently! Also they are in different places at the same time probably. So there, it's impossible I decided!

[@tomaliothetomato439]

What are you talking about? These are 2 different guys.

[@schattentaenzerin]

You're implying they all look the same? That's Ryanist, I decided!

[@Sohbek]

What are you talking about? These are two completely different people

[@cdorman11]

Works for me

[@CPX723]

Me: So, you have a new Pitch Meeting for me? Screen Rant: Oh yes sir, I do!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

5:40 "some kind of big fountain party" "Oh like the Friends intro!" DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! AHAHAHAHA!

[@claironluron]

"It's like a big fountain party" "Aaah like Friends intro !" This is genius writing !

[@jayasreeghosh9585]

I love how he doesn't even try to hide his frustration anymore with this series.

[@jimh472]

Does "he" mean Ryan George or Johnny Depp? hint: the answer is "yes"

[@jayasreeghosh9585]

@@jimh472 Yes

[@davidm5707]

"So, you have a pirate movie for me?" "No, sir. I have a fantasy movie about pirates for you. That way, we can do anything we want without any explanations!" "Great, we'll make it!"

[@SourRobo8364]

I never get tired of Ryan roasting Hollywood.

[@LaughBoys]

I feel like Jack Sparrow just slowly devolved into Pirate Kramer over the course of four movies.

[@GoddessNeith]

it wasn't done slowly.

[@roguebantha7324]

"I'm just using magic to explain everything here." Flashbacks to Lost intensify...

[@Grasslander]

Ah, yes. I was thinking about this just yesterday. "Imagine that you have a box" - Okay, so that's where they get people and objects from anywhere in the world, even police records. Where is this box? Never shown.

[@MichaelCravith]

"He wasn't chained up?" "He was, but the chains were making too much noise, so the king had them removed." "Okay yeah all right whatever." Nearly pissed myself lmao

[@smexehcougah3]

I mean 17th century monarchs don't have a great reputation for their intelligence or forethought.

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

Bro I LOLed

[@pvshka]

@@smexehcougah3 BlOoD!

[@do3807]

the way he just gave up on that point lol

[@bradleykroegel6393]

Same literally my favourite line ever 🤣🤣

[@hard2hurt]

Who exactly are you talking about in the beginning there, Ryan?

[@patrickd8654]

He did seem pretty self-aware during that part, didn't he?

[@gursimarpanesar7740]

"So that means somebody attempted it with a mermaid tear that wasn't fresh, and then identified that that was the problem, and word of that somehow reached these pirates?" xD

[@victoriousf.i.g.3311]

"Yeah, all right, whatever" That feeling you get when Palpatine is still the big bad after 9 movies

[@connorkanephotography5114]

This duo should never stop making these skits. Lol comedy it TIGHT!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@buffv7]

I would love to see a blooper reel of your pitch meetings. I think we all would love that!

[@harshsandesara9886]

The fourth POTC movie contributed more to SR Pitch Meetings than the franchise itself

[@neallong2480]

Pitch Meetings are literally the only reason I’m still subscribed to this channel.

[@hermitcard4494]

The ONLY REASON. Me too.

[@chrislatta6251]

You don't even need to be subscribed - I'm not, but KZbin's algorithm knows I watch every Pitch Meeting and shows it to me as its first suggestion as soon as a new one is available

[@neallong2480]

@@chrislatta6251 good to know, thanks

[@crankydays]

I love the these pitch meetings and the Dark Fate. If we could get a meeting for all of the other Terminator movies, that would be great! Robocop, Friday the 13, every Will Ferrell movie ever lol.

[@alexandria2962]

I love your eyes omg, and i'm legit addicted to these pitch meetings, they're so funny lol

[@justinz9225]

I love when "I don't know" becomes "I don't care".

[@joshsimon1997]

Ryan: So, you have movies to do Pitch Meetings of for me? Us: Yes sir, we do! Van Helsing (2004) Snow White and the Huntsman and any Jason Bourne movie!

[@WillJM81280]

“We’re well past explaining that kind of thing”. Motto of the entire POTC franchise.

[@kerravon4159]

I still love watching these pitch meetings, even though I have absolutely no intention of ever watching some of the movies they're based on.

[@nathank2289]

This movie was so boring after the trilogy. "Jack Sparrow is in it" was literally the plot.

[@littleredruri]

I'd argue that the fact Jack was in it had nothing to do with the plot. They literally just took the plot of a book from the 80s and shoved Jack in the middle of it.

[@anonymousanimal5179]

The trilogy had some heart to it. The rest is just Jack porn.

[@swistedfilms]

Wow. Just listening to the pitch meeting was exhausting. I can't imagine sitting through the whole thing.

[@cdorman11]

I feel bad for Ryan. What he goes through for us...

[@Nine7Three]

By far the best skit and content creator on this channel.

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"So people are gonna care about that?" "Oh, I seriously doubt it."

[@SikSh0oter]

"Super easy. Barely an inconvenience" sums up literally every Jack Sparrow escape

[@edaraujo2169]

At the start it sounded like a pitch meeting but when they talk about the motivations to get to the fountain and realize no one actually wants the damn thing it all just sounded like filmento! luv you guys! you got a fan in Brazil!

[@Nota_Frogg]

Screen writer guy: "yeah, kinda. No not at all" Me: "i see"

[@linedwell]

Having that notification bell rung is super easy, barely an inconvenience. 🤪

[@richarddoyle3420]

Ryan: Uhh ohk- ah alright whatever. Sums up everyone's thoughts to this entire franchise.

[@remyfate3005]

You're the force that drives this channel forward. It's a shame the rest of the content isn't as relevant.

[@joenesvick7043]

Can't wait for the fifth movie's pitch meeting. Hey, ever thought of doing pitch meetings for video games

[@socaldayve]

If Ryan gesture-nods his head any more forcefully, he'll do a forward flip, break his own neck and ruin the day. 😁

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Then the other guy will have to continue doing Pitch Meetings without him 😢

[@schattentaenzerin]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 They're gonna be just fine because they are distined to become Co - Presidents of the USA. I heard about that in voice over, so don't even worry about it.

[@sep420]

Unable to not see each gesture-nod and in the future is TIGHT!

[@Cuzjudd]

Oh really?

[@D1smantle]

Can we just acknowledge how this guy is an expert at talking to himself

[@Tonyhouse1168]

There’s obviously two people. One of them wears glasses!

[@bruce9657]

"They made too much noise and the king had them removed" "Haha sure whatever."

[@AdamQuigley]

01:33 One of the best Pitch Meeting reactions so far.

[@secla_SC]

I remember watching this in the cinema when I was 11 years old. One of the best cinema experiences I’ve ever had.

[@bgvo4373]

Writer: we need to have two young people in these fall in love because they’re both attractive. Producer: Don’t we already have Jack and his ex in the movie? Writer: Oh yeah. Whoops! Producer: Whoopsie!

[@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х]

To be fair, Jack Sparrow isn't exactly young. He was already stranded by the time Bill Turner was killed, which means he was a full-grown adult (and, presumably, Barbossa and Bill's captain) when William Turner (Junior) was born. This suggests he's actually in late fourties by this time if not more.

[@Gooner184]

Jack ain't young.

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

As the others already told you in the replies, Jack isn't that young... but beyond that, the idea is to keep the same status quo from the previous movies. Jack has to be accompanied by 2 characters that represent Will and Elizabeth. Also, while Johnny Depp is a good-looking guy, he's not made to look like one in these movies.

[@susanwilliams2392]

"Using the same formula over and over again is tight." "Yes Sir, it is" "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Because"

[@ferderonhurgeron9263]

That works!

[@sharkdentures3247]

Fair enough.

[@hunterkiller1440]

Fantasy genre in a nutshell: Yeah, it's magic. So, sure. Okay.

[@Wandergirl108]

No, that's BAD fantasy in a nutshell. Good fantasy ensures that magic still has consistent rules that allow for some measure of stakes.

[@aashishbhattarai9991]

Never read any good fantasy series, have you?

[@bobbyfeet2240]

There are two or three options for good fantasy. One is careful, clear rules. A possible second is using known rules (like vampire mythology or fairy mythology). The last is to only lightly use magical elements. A lot of really good writers go that route as creating and explaining rules is pretty tedious generally.

[@amankg7]

GOT in the beginning had consistent rules

[@Grasslander]

Not true. And that is not true about superhero comics either, nor about science fiction. "What, you expect LOGIC from a story that has MAGIC/LASERS in it?" The premise is that something above normal exists, like magic, superpowers or sci-fi tech. That doesn't mean logic and normal laws of nature disappear from the rest of the story. The fantastic things are fantastic precisely because ordinary rules otherwise stay the same.

[@Xavier_Breaking_Bad]

I remember being confused by the plot of the Movie back when I watched it, but I never really dig much digging or put second thought on trying to find answers, but thank you Ryan for doing it with a Comedic Spin. I love these lol

[@rushilpatel7418]

"So that should be enough objects for them to have to find and fill up some screentime" LAUGHS IN STAR WARS SEQUELS

[@sameermusicspace]

Being here early is super easy barely an inconvenience ❤️

[@cademiclips]

Just thought of pitch meetings, and look who just uploaded

[@ndibu]

Being here within a minute is tight!

[@dylanwright625]

A fullll hour of tightness at this point

[@DeRockMedia]

1:34 "Oh-kah alright whatever" this is probably Ryan watching all the horrible writing in movies in a nutshell.

[@VicJang]

This is some all time classic pitch meeting. So well written and played. ❤ love you Ryan!

[@jeffallen55]

1:38 is my new favorite moment in Pitch Meeting history.

[@EverettBurger]

Waiting for the day when youtube's autofill lists "Pitch Meeting" over "Pitch Perfect"

[@kathleenolmesdahl5092]

Yes!! I keep thinking that every time I type in "pitch" 😂

[@EverettBurger]

While we're at it....awaiting a Pitch Perfect Pitch Meeting.

[@HulkCrow]

@@EverettBurger keep pitching it maybe it will happen

[@prakharchaurasiya8107]

It really depends on what you search more often, I always get pitch meetings.

[@adamlowe1072]

All the way through I was thinking to myself "I never did get around to watching this crap did I?" then got to the bit where he dumps her on the island at end and Yup now I remember I watched it

[@joegee2815]

My opinion of this movie is exactly "yeah, whatever"

[@interferon4800]

7:36 "Hey everyone, Ryan here (that's me)". I don't think Ryan needs introduction anymore. He's the only thing keeping Screen Rant afloat. I can easily find the Pitch Meetings by looking for videos on the channel with more than 500,000 views.