Piss Take Microwave Noodles

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[@blvcklvnd618]

Can you make this recipe without the piss?

[@M4skedBoi]

I'm pretty sure adding piss to this recipe will somewhat make it more iconic

[@bustedfender]

Just replace it with fish sauce.

[@BATTRA_3AM]

Organic Mum Piss Brand is usually my go to

[@marycis4798]

Lmfaooo am trying to put my newborn to sleep I ended up laughing to hard so I woke him up 🤦🏻‍♀️😢😂

[@BATTRA_3AM]

@Makai Howard Holy shit inthought it was a shitty effort but in a way all the same

[@lurkdarkly9673]

" put a little bit of soy sauce in a dish... I dont know why"

[@josuebueno4915]

Just do it like nike

[@Ultragangman]

it just like love dude, it doesn't need any reason 😂😂😂

[@Nina-ox6ro]

She boils so many things unnecessarily but then makes noodles and doesn’t want to put “too much water” lord have mercy

[@SanDesigns]

I know. It's incredibly frustrating. Those noodles actually need to be boiled unlike EVERYTHING else...

[@caseyhelmer704]

Dont talk shit about Kay lest you want to feel the wrath of her divine power

[@y.h.e.s.r.y6306]

@@caseyhelmer704 my 8 year old brother can make better noodles lol

[@cloudsluv]

pls why is this true

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

@@SanDesigns Don't forget the uncooked rice she put in that f-ing fried rice video

[@StealthySpace7]

Lady will boil literally everything, except the thing you need to boil

[@Manche-De-Pelle]

Next week, she will boil the dog ...

[@grampton]

at this point I have a feeling that Kay is just a master troll baiter and we're just falling for her traps

[@mintz4571]

She actually admitted that in a comment section

[@haley6766]

@@mintz4571 What video???

[@mintz4571]

@@haley6766 I believe it was Sunday roast? It was a week ago I don't remember lol

[@mintz4571]

@@haley6766 But it was in a comment argument, it'll be hard finding the message

[@reanaa]

bingo🤣

[@scoob6y]

i want gordon ramsey to react to this.

[@hipe_stunts4408]

He would probably smack her in the face with raw meat 😂😂

[@josiahpapp5254]

*ramsay

[@heroman-cd3be]

@@hipe_stunts4408 minced meat, might I add

[@Pyroc1astic]

Hero|| BOILED* mince meat

[@ethanii7544]

He’d probably slit his own throat with a chef knife half way through

[@big_yam]

Love having the word “piss” in the name of a meal. Mighty appetizing that is.

[@nailmirror]

british person detected 🚨🚨😱

[@big_yam]

@@nailmirror I am not, thankfully. I just spoke like that in my comment so the Angloids could understand

[@shadow-ex6xg]

The food in concentration camps

[@PotatoDude2001]

don't you dare insult AuschiRamen like that. They ate like kings compared to whatever this bathroom dwelling troll creates.

[@ShinyDracovish]

Potato Dude fuck ramen I’d piss in that shit too

[@andrewcollins3970]

Me: can we get a Chinese takeaway My mom: we have Chinese food at home Chinese food at home

[@coochiemuncher258]

@@PotatoDude2001 dont insult the queen like that omg

[@darrensaltiel440]

What food 🤷‍♂️

[@DeepFryingGravity]

If there were such a thing as Food Abuse, she'd be the poster child

[@bruh710]

She would be jared fogle, and cooking with jack would be jeffrey epstein

[@alicemiriah]

💀💀💀

[@willyrexnegrowillyrexnegro632]

The only food that no one can do wrong,but somehow she managed to do it wrong

[@autumnmckay4594]

leave her alone

[@gusfalk]

@@autumnmckay4594 you don't think it is ok to criticize food on a cooking channel?

[@Model_BT-7274]

@@autumnmckay4594 nah

[@screenqueen176]

🤣

[@SexyShabnamX]

She has no brain

[@dmh8356]

Kay! That's not noodles. That's asbestos!

[@whiteobama3032]

You can make noodles out of asbestos

[@jacquimayton2466]

@thisisdanbell has entered the chat.

[@Niagaranobs]

Bring Back Asbestos!! 😂​@@jacquimayton2466

[@CigSour]

I love it when my noodles have piss on them !!

[@jensmartijn8632]

anyone here from penguin

[@jeremiah8080]

Me

[@mashedpotatoes5323]

Yes

[@vanhoot2234]

truth

[@Queen-rl2uo]

Yip

[@ehh111]

Yep

[@mariejames9962]

FYI It's NOT a piss take. This is how she makes her food

[@jucylucy4719]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@EhsanMusic]

Its piss take

[@missladyaj5094]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Afkjulia]

“Piss take “ 💀😭

[@tiffanythomas1883]

I'm so confused by this title!

[@cbsniper2561]

man you can tell she is fucking blasted in this video

[@SerpentisRigel]

"PISS" take microwave noodles 😀😩😳

[@shadowchao21]

Dude she's straight up winded just from stirring it

[@jackryan2612]

It's an achievement she's still alive tbh

[@kenbos465]

She would be. She stirred it for a quarter century. My nerves couldn't take it. 🤣

[@ITI-xi5zx]

don't be freaking rude.

[@nkbn2580]

This is like me pretending to be a chef when i was 5 years old. Mixing pointless ingredients together that do absolutely nothing, speaking the "recipe" out loud, and the end product was somewhat similar😂

[@boxoffgaming]

Microwave noodles and you still fuck it up.

[@rcpwProductions]

this is truly her signature dish. nobody will compete.

[@obscured9414]

Hahahahhahabababa

[@Mikey_D_2003]

How do you mess up microwave food

[@digimbyte]

Stick to meth, these instant noodles are the only thing you haven't messed up entirely

[@senselessmole6196]

honestly I think kay seems like a good person with a passion for cooking, though you might want to learn the basics before putting piss in food

[@boomboxbadboy1]

hahahaha

[@brakedavis]

Tune in next week for poop stain pasta!

[@KaysCooking]

If you dont like Kay's cooking why you stupid to watch not even Kay's channel

[@emma2205]

Kay's Cooking wow it’s a joke

[@ХареКришна-т7г]

@@KaysCooking are you on meth what are you blabbering

[@airake]

@@KaysCooking lmao it's the real kay

[@missladyaj5094]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EvilLeprechuan]

Someone call the cops on her. Crimes have been commited.

[@herepuffpuff9007]

S O Y A S W A S E

[@big_nate478]

Shes litteraly recording herself making ramen in the microwave wtf

[@jacobtani9785]

It’s true I was the microwave

[@flipperfryer]

Is this a Prison Dish

[@Jack_all]

What if Kay is a Michelin 3 star chef and this is all some elaborate trolling/ art project.. I hope she is doing okay..

[@themaximilioshow3305]

Who came here because of daddy crytikal

[@naxzed_it]

No

[@megatroid7083]

@@naxzed_it how'd you get here then?

[@keefyboi5307]

@@megatroid7083 tbh im here bcos of Penguin

[@Turtoile41]

@@keefyboi5307 I'm here because of Charlie

[@aqdestinyv]

Me from uncle Roger 😂

[@promodelscapes]

This is the reason i dont eat at anyone's house

[@davidoickle1778]

Yeah, put it in the microwave for an hour.

[@harper033]

Did my girl just cook maggots

[@Shinrakaichu]

Maggots*

[@astragato.]

showed my thai friend this and she just stared at the video

[@rowanreynolds7853]

I was systematically abused as a child at an all boys catholic school but that isn’t anywhere near as depressing as this video

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

Elvis the alien anyone?

[@obscured9414]

Me hahahaha. From "worse chefs" video. Lol. Hilarious. I love Kay.

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

Russian Roulette Obscured Gordon Ramsay “Finally some good fucking food”

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

Russian Roulette Obscured why do her noodles look so weird 😂 just go buy Maruchan Ramen for $2.99 a box

[@mrnash2390]

Perfect Dark

[@mandala314]

Yep. I cant stop watching! It's How to Basically Suck At 5-minute Cookin

[@allwinpaul747]

Please show me how to cook Shit take noodles next

[@constapatedwaffles3419]

This what the wise penguin was talking about. oh god

[@stephenreed8142]

What on earth are you doing?

[@yourmajesty8913]

Stephen Reed It was a joke

[@stephenreed8142]

@@yourmajesty8913 No it wasn't you troll and if you don't like it take it up with google

[@kayskookkooking8660]

Cooking shitty dishes

[@ThreeThatBearRecord]

@@kayskookkooking8660 yes

[@ThisSuitsMe]

You are brilliant. You are fooling the internet.

[@BeetleBinky]

I love your videos, they've inspired me to take up cooking!

[@micahsykes262]

WTF IS THIS

[@jucylucy4719]

Noodles in a microwave 😂

[@EhsanMusic]

Piss noodles

[@beanmang3791]

Is this a joke or are you being serious?

[@Adolarrr]

Quinton Deschamps she is dead serious

[@obscured9414]

She's serious.

[@josephc.3192]

This whole channel has to be some form of advanced satire. No way anybody eats like this

[@suave4161]

Joseph C if it was satire I don’t think her family would be eating it...

[@slimesdesigns7004]

Very Suave shes trying to poison her kids

[@DimiHUN]

How can you fuck up a pot noodles?

[@iveseenfootage]

86 the piss noodles

[@LauraHill-ob8ms]

Piss noodles

[@mikeyfoust2282]

M I L K E R S I L K E R S

[@Marlene55M]

Piss?

[@jucylucy4719]

Yeah basically means you either marinate it in piss for atleast 1 hour or add piss to the dish just before cooking

[@SexyShabnamX]

@@jucylucy4719 she is truly nasty. Disgusting

[@abyss4040]

I don't think the noodles are supposed to be crunchy AFTER you "cook" them.

[@DarkAwakeningPMC]

Jeez who wants to see microwave noodles 😂

[@Iishaq07]

Kays cooking i can only describe as being worse than 1 lunatic 1 icepick.

[@missladyaj5094]

THAT DAMN PART 💯🎯💯

[@ranjdk7552]

Me: noone can mess up microwave ramen right This:exists l Me: * visible confusion*

[@zypherroasttheboast6392]

U r a sweet lady ...... BUT PLEASE DONT COOK

[@navyboymommygramma]

I, honestly, don't know how she does it. Hahaha

[@chalky_white]

Who needs restaurants when you've got this?

[@ashhouston933]

She has disassembled a fuckin pot noodle. Out of everything she’s ever cooked, this may be the only edible thing and didn’t even make her son eat it😂

[@davidchristian3612]

This might be the Florence Foster Jenkins of cooking.

[@NuttiGoat]

Did they actually taster like noodles?

[@kayscooking7421]

Lee said so

[@jamielol9703]

I doubt it lee doesn’t even know wot planet he’s on most of time

[@cherry414]

@@kayscooking7421 I really doubt Lee ate actual authentic noodles before..

[@KaysCooking]

This is not Kay's channel unsubscribe and report it is a troll channel

[@cherry414]

@@KaysCooking You're right. You have so many imposter, gosh.

[@NiceAcousticDreams]

Kay this is very impertint how much sire sauce am I supposed to add exactly i am afraid I do not have a desert spoon please respond

[@amybaby04]

Where did all her videos go?? Did she finally realize she can’t cook and ventured out into a new field? Like building houses?

[@elizabethgwekwerere7853]

How do you actually fuck up making noodles like HOWw they even have instructions on the back fml!!

[@notreallylillie]

kay genuinely looks so gorgeous in this video omg. her hair and earring r so pretty

[@buddah610]

Soya sauce

[@EtanIsBest]

Piss noodles?

[@EhsanMusic]

She puts piss in the water hers ziggy or lee

[@vladimirpudding2006]

Yes, more "water"

[@cronus33]

This video was exported or smuggled out of hell. I know it.

[@LethalForceEngaged1700]

“I DONT KNOW WHY”

[@Trigger_gotten]

kay have dine what couldnt be done, she messed up noodles.

[@Sam-sh1hp]

Soy sauce. Not soya

[@jonathanelliott641]

This women is crackers like

[@crashcrystal2671]

Some of the noodles arnt cooked you can hear the crunch when she hits them

[@josiahpapp5254]

the *only* microwave noodles i eat is piss take microwave noodles.

[@stinkyjoshua5753]

Why does she break up the noodles! I didn't think you could fuck up ramen noodles....

[@Felix-zb5zj]

Straight up making cereal with piss at the beginning

[@caseyhelmer704]

*hears squirting noise* Me: What was that? Kay: *pours orange liquid into container* Title: Piss Take Microwave Noodles

[@zhongguojiayou2675]

You have to put a lot more water into the noodles Kay, enough to submerge the noodles, or you could boil some water in a kettle & do it that way, also it might taste a bit better if you add the soy sauce (light soy sauce) & seaseme oil after heating it in the microwave. You only need light soy sauce, seaseme oil as basic soup base, 2 tsp of soy sauce or maybe even 2 & a half tsp of soy sauce is enough, 2 tsp of seaseme oil should be enough.

[@ButIer]

How does she think anything she cooks is even presentable 😂😂😂

[@thecynicallizardgarlock4121]

I think you needed a bit more water or didn’t look like you put it in for mor then two minutes it looks like less time

[@ZxSpectrumplus]

You're right. It's piss.

[@jethuthcwith6368]

HOW THE F*CK CAN U MESS UP INSTANT NOODLES

[@joemohamed3008]

I want everybody in this comment section to bombard gordon Ramsay's Twitter with the name off this channel to liberate her and her son

[@vincewyldemedia4892]

What just happened? I saw the train coming, heard the horn... Then I just black out. No memory.

[@SRDXXF]

This is not that bad a recipe KZbin. Back in Pyongyang my grandma used to do something similar for a quick snack before we left for school. Well done kay.

[@John-ir9tb]

My G, you must’ve been in the Vietnam war no way in hell im eating this damn salt rock of a meal. YOUYURAKU RAMEN ALL THE WAY!

[@yoeljones5544]

Can you do lard sandwiches please

[@keiranbruce4061]

I've allready asked via Facebook messenger, and she says she dosnt think she could eat that as she and Lee eat the meals she makes on camera

[@anonymousartist80]

YOU PISSED IN THE NOODLES

[@cato4930]

I love microwave worms

[@swemx7403]

I mean.. is this channel fucking serious? Is this a legit channel? Fucking hell..

[@av.makoraph]

uh no thanks i'll just eat indomie or pancit canton, that's all

[@stgbabe]

someone please get this lady a restaurant!!! she is the next gordon ramsay.

[@veradjskkxks1505]

at this point i think shes memeing like dude thats uhm-

[@theweathergods3718]

How the hell do you manage to fuck up microwaved noodles?

[@kiwibear2265]

I only vomited twice

[@poshduck8115]

Microwaved noodles taste so much better with Soyuz Sauce

[@HANNAH-zz4eh]

uncle roger took me here

[@rutter1ify]

Why cold water, why?? Boiling water covering the noodles, microwave from the recommended time, then heat through more if still watery.

[@giovannalively]

You must be new to this channel....she is a sweet lady and the cooking is.....just watch them with a light heart, get ready to laugh, and see how her and her son have a great dynamic. This is a hilarious channel.

[@christinedoiga4366]

does anyone else hear the heavy breathing lmfao

[@playera7130]

This isn't even edible mate, it's not safe for human consumption

[@Jolojingco]

Mistake noodle in the microwave

[@emils5843]

Mistake noodles in the microwave