Pissing My Friends Off For 18 Minutes STRAIGHT

[@Marchpisces2004]

I love seeing John in videos, idk why but I do. I feel like he’s either quiet or one of the loud ones and there is (almost) no in between.

[@creampielover69]

John is a weird specimen. In his own videos he is less funny than in his freinds videos. Gotta be his editing style or he thinks 90% of his jokes suck while Matt and Smiity throw everything in their videos for the sake of content.

[@apolloisnotashirt]

Its like he switches off and on. And it just provides this whole level of chaos and I love it.

[@chief5002]

@@creampielover69 he has stylized dry humor like that’s the best way to describe it. I find them pretty funny but to each their own.

[@pure_chaos666]

Hey matt, I know there's a 100% you're not gonna see this but as I was thinking of some way to get myself happier today, your video popped up in my notifications. I am forever grateful for your videos and I have never watched one of your videos without a massive grin. I just got out of an abusive relationship and this video has started my healing process off right. I just wanted to say thank you. You're doing amazing work and I really hope you continue to enjoy making videos just as much as we enjoy watching them. Much love my guy

[@LampyGames]

You know he absolutely sees this right? He just can't respond because that would mean he'd have to respond to all of these. But I'm sure these comments definitely make him feel a lot better :)

[@JJ_loves_JP]

Much love to Blarj and the goons

[@whiteloafbread]

Like bomb this guy so matt sees it

[@reubenblasingame1254]

Nah we liking it up so he sees it

[@ArcaneSlayer_]

​@@xxXGooshinGranny69Xxx ur annoying

[@LampyGames]

I LOVE how it's just John and Blarg at the end LOL

[@HellRazor6304]

Duuuuude u spoiled the ending

[@LampyGames]

@@HellRazor6304 Han solo dies

[@HellRazor6304]

@@LampyGames NOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT TO THE SHITOGY

[@Perzone316]

9:00 bro was primal wit that scream

[@-AceOfSpades2003-]

9:00 so much anger in that scream lol

[@Delta-hl5cm]

2:47 bro did not just say “don’t shoot till you see the white in their eyes” and then got called nefarious lmao

[@SolidSapphire1018]

i love when you guys get a fun rando that plays along with the banter. barnaby's a peach.

[@awesomeface7777]

I wanna see more videos with just Kryoz and Blarg together, too funny

[@teronstewart2651]

Thank you for always bringing me joy Matt!

[@ryanqube9132]

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers~

[@Reaper762]

….At BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!! U rule

[@PrestxnGG]

Groom minors

[@SuRlyTsu]

@@PrestxnGG huh 😭💀💀💀💀

[@kipanz6649]

I… see… this… add…. EVERYWHERE

[@camctrail]

"Hand me the baby, I will drop her" - Anthony Jeselnik

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

Loved the little Matt & John show at the end there, I’ve been wanting to see that for ages It’d be awesome to see you two on your own more often

[@sadfacekilla808]

“I’m sorry I suck” I felt that, that’s me to my friends in cod 😂

[@jacksonharvey6342]

Matt I want more you and John content I love both your content and I think your chemistry would blend well, the two of you should do a or game series together and I would watch the hell out of it

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

Barnaby Cobbledick watching this, realizing that was in fact the real Wildcat: :O

[@greg-hemroid]

Barnaby cobbledick needs to be in more videos 🤣

[@Adam7ep]

Barnaby cobbles some dick 😂😂 *sees oneself out*

[@SorryAllOut]

Need more Matt and John funny moments lmfao

[@karl8151]

I’d love to see him trying in cs and getting good at it. Imagine Blarg with the jokes and sick gameplay. I mean the gameplay adds up to the jokes but still … :) always great video!

[@NewEnglandboy453]

What's funny is that blarg is actually pretty good already

[@radioactive828]

15:16 Uncle Ruckus be like

[@dizzyrascal4087]

love a good blarg upload in the morning 🫡🫡

[@camodevine2964]

Ive been loving blarg lately bc of how he adjusts the volume over all of the bois and not just select few so ur volume dont have to be but f. U. C. K. E. D.

[@FoxInnaHat]

Yo its crazy that Blarg is in this new smitty video

[@Parasiteve]

kinda random but when john was talking about cobbledeck being posh it just reminded me of how back in 96 when the spice girls came out, no one in america knew wtf posh meant to posh spice was weird to us lol. there was no internet or british people to ask wtf it meant. i didn't learn what it meant until fuggin 2004 lol.

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

lmao that’s interesting 😂 thanks for that little insight

[@Mr_Dancy_Pants]

I loved Barnaby Cobbledick in "Dogtor Stronge".

[@malkallamx8009]

Lmao I hope that Dark guy sees this video and how little they were trying against him

[@ethanvaal1872]

Can’t believe you hit 1,000,000. That’s why you’re the best Arab Canadian

[@noahbargeewell7864]

YESSS BLARG TIME

[@cassandracarlton400]

17:17 “SMii7Y is joining the Terrorist force.” that rejoin message is something 💀

[@aosa8810]

John and Matt are a weirdly cool duo

[@Krusticus]

Really enjoy the videos brotha, keep up the great work and never change

[@byrdyboi]

Bold of you to assume the 18 Minutes’ sexuality

[@T_Brown_1738]

Love the content, keep it up Matt!

[@patrickbotowski5412]

Where’s my 11 billion crabs???

[@marshmallowfluff1823]

Did you check behind the couches?

[@zomboekiller]

I love blarg and John csgo funny moments

[@andychen6473]

16:59 Gold rage reaction lol

[@jasonnutter5721]

Can't wait to try not to laugh in the car for 18 min

[@karmadear2713]

Daddy blarg upload? Yes please

[@jaoksan]

Smii7y laughs at his own jokes way too often

[@iiilii4848]

Because only he can laugh at the jokes with how unfunny he is

[@faithlesspancake4800]

I am NOT a cucumber!

[@WovaRova]

I know thumbnails for videos are usually always blown outta proportion, but when it comes to blargs content, I can see him pulling some sh*t like killing the whole squad just to troll 😂 Don't need to hear this from me, but keep up the great work G. Always a pleasure, you never miss your mark, can always get a laugh outta me no matter what mood I may be in, great content my guy 👍 🇨🇦

[@TheGamingGalaxies]

John yelling is funny as shit

[@Hikarodikoridak]

Im doing this for 14 years straight

[@camodevine2964]

Blarg be chillin asf

[@recognize218]

Hearing smii7y being his old self and not fucking content smii7y is making me like him again.

[@chasebh89]

John is the strawberry to smitty's milk

[@gunnergjerstad7494]

let’s go another CSGO vid ❤

[@ghostinng274]

Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.

[@langdonrichmond9573]

yay love this guy

[@TheoOble]

5:08 someone’s been spending a little too much time with soup

[@ManikFerret]

The gay man islands are my favorite islands personally 🤤

[@cashdeqo1107]

barnaby is a friend of my brothers! They play csgo together a lot

[@BrotherrBearrr]

Straight like a circle 😎

[@Kim-mp5wg]

I read the title as ‘pissing my straight friends off’ and was confused for a hot minute

[@archerthepainthorse9902]

I really enjoyed watching the video it looked like you had fun

[@lyonsquad8316]

There is no way you watched the whole thing in 3 minutes

[@archerthepainthorse9902]

@@lyonsquad8316 it be a new world record if I did 😂

[@hxdex__]

It blarg time

[@jackmaher5606]

Barnaby sounded like he dead inside

[@xerokjell7397]

Eli, Kryoz, and Wildcat are hilarious and I'm glad you play with those 3

[@adam.9033]

I should check out my old cs account because I never opened any cases when I played from 2014-17

[@concrictor3202]

Yoooooo one of my favourite KZbinrs

[@thatlizardguy2795]

Why does smii7y look like Mexican Walter white 😂

[@SuPaRn0oB]

Shoutout to Barnaby Cobbledick

[@connorblazerod9678]

Am I the only one that thinks John sounded a bit like Goku here 9:00

[@cXspXr]

at 16:20 blarg swore on xxxtentacion based.

[@teddygamer6663]

love u blarg

[@DatsunDriver620]

Frog extension

[@WindHaze10]

Ayy lmao, time for another session

[@spinlgchop911]

Happy birthday Matt

[@squibblez2517]

im already here, baby

[@captainblack3043]

What all matt said was kay .

[@cdog1247]

Bruh, wtaf, omg everything's white, oh no I'm ok fire, sounds very familiar

[@unicorngod6259]

Bobber hobber

[@jackeyb0y-xboxgamingchanne281]

frog taint

[@OsirisTheTurtle]

15:36 sounds like link

[@joannacmakuchi131]

MATTS AT 1 MILL???

[@jax_light]

blorg gaming

[@FredbearOfficial]

I will not stand for the Burger King song being the top comment, so let's make this comment more liked. Approved by Ms. Barnaby Cobbledick

[@angyboi9336]

Frog

[@GrumpyTheMighty]

Nah man this is 100% Smii7y being a prick like all the videos he's in lately blarg just let's the intrusive thoughts win more often than not

[@Antleried]

awesome

[@TheDaciousRodarius]

Ello Blarg

[@M3ltSession]

Are we gonna see Anthony ever again??

[@ABucketOfFrogsWithPaint]

With an extra 52 seconds of content

[@tjgiddens5314]

I know I'm not Matt but my condolences

[@ELQUECOME]

Who else noticed Buhzire 👀

[@morosBoar]

It's still weird seeing 1 M subscribers

[@benjamintworek]

As you can see clearly from the shape of my hand I meant to right click.

[@dizzers1]

Dream journal updates on the Podcast??🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@bennypavloff301]

Now, piss them off for 18 minutes GAY

[@Switch4Hire]

I'd rather you annoyed them for 18 minutes GAY. I guess we can't always get what we want.

[@bencepako2524]

first, and love ur vids matt

[@rajawinashe2199]

Damn boys we early

[@itzslicc5611]

Day 15 of asking Blarg if he plays one piece bounty rush

[@Jaxx_Sunn]

i love these vids but i do miss the honking and long exasperated laughs. love u matt just kinda miss it. the vibes have changed a bit. i will always be a sub and support u and love your stuff I just miss some stuff is all❤💙❤

[@aname8106]

Eyyyyy LES GOO

[@surj6868]

Yessir

[@CaseyEm]

I hate these like bate comments like "attempt 10245 to x" or the comments about how great a person x KZbinr is. Why do people fall for it?

[@conniepatterson6811]

I really like this 😛💣💚

[@icy4761]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@noahnewby3552]

Ik ur not gonna see this Matthew but can we play some cod and Elias

[@ToxicMythology]

hello :)

[@mateo3956]

ah