this movie is so all over the place, the writers were definitely high
@yourrick31183 жыл бұрын
dude the writer was horney😁
@yinvanbeek64153 жыл бұрын
Could say the writers enjoyed the salt from the windows
@adlan_kacak3 жыл бұрын
agree tho!
@zaedulbasharraul28233 жыл бұрын
'high' isn't the right word to define the writer.
@heaven82473 жыл бұрын
Fuck is the movie called
@notofficialpickles5073 жыл бұрын
Bro you sure get a lot of people with that thumbnail.
@Valentine-cn6ii3 жыл бұрын
Not me I just knew that was going to happen so I can't here to dislike this
@bdkm7743 жыл бұрын
He got me, I don’t even know what I was thinking😂
@matthewvolb943 жыл бұрын
@@Valentine-cn6ii lol sure thing bud
@matthewvolb943 жыл бұрын
@@Valentine-cn6ii and if you're serious then you are the reason why are movie fans can't watch these movie reviews without ship being blurred out and censored just because you have to watch something to dislike it that's pretty fucking stupid instead of just not watching it
@Laze_10283 жыл бұрын
@@matthewvolb94 calm down Jesus
@thebutterfly10663 жыл бұрын
they just gave up on the ending because they knew the movie was a lot to process 😵💫
@TheTuta693 жыл бұрын
that's why i watch all of these videos on 2x speed
@thebutterfly10662 жыл бұрын
@@TheTuta69 🤣☠️
@A.D.5403 жыл бұрын
What I learned? If someone reject you from entering their home it might be for good reason.
@slanetroyard923 жыл бұрын
And if someone tries to warn you to leave do so.
@mamakitty65492 жыл бұрын
"Sam doesn't listen".... I guess we know who's fault it is then. Don't go into random people's houses. Lol
@jcarsenall3242 жыл бұрын
Outrageous price for three pizzas and expecting a tip 😭😭😭😭
@adlan_kacak3 жыл бұрын
to be honest, the movie`s story line legitimately sounds like made by several teenagers that thinking it`s awesome to lost virginity ... and like the satanic thingy ....
@contaejus2 жыл бұрын
102$ for three pizzas, it's no wonder he didnt tip...
@jackyvivid3 жыл бұрын
Everybody Gangsta until Donut delivery guy arrives.
@ayaness49853 жыл бұрын
never regretted doing something like i regretted watching this
@DanDCool3 жыл бұрын
9:07 all she had to do was shoot already instead of wait
@TheJohnny500003 жыл бұрын
What a mindfrick this movie looks to be.
@THETRIVIALTHINGS3 жыл бұрын
Why would they worship a lesser demon though? Such insolence!
@markel33533 жыл бұрын
What demon is higher
@ladyfaeryj51083 жыл бұрын
@@markel3353 any Prince of hell to be honest, I'm quite familiar with a lot of demons and the one that name in this movie I don't think I've heard. But they did call bahamut a demon when he's a god
@calebd5122 жыл бұрын
@@ladyfaeryj5108 lol daaamnnn I wish I were as edgey as you
@piapress29593 жыл бұрын
Its always rich people that are worshiping the devil. Especially the one's with the fabulous house behind a gated community.
@tena2sweet3 жыл бұрын
And from a rich person's perspective it's always some poor hag living alone in the woods who worships the devil 😂😂😂
@kelechiojobor62362 жыл бұрын
It cut across all classes
@chriss.93982 жыл бұрын
I never understood why people would worship the devil. I can understand it being an athiestic thing to try and be the opposite of Christianity, but not if you actually believe in the devil. To actually believe, implies you also believe God exists. And if that is true, then by their own rules they know the consequences of going to hell. Why would anyone choose to do that is beyond me.
@meadcanfield16802 жыл бұрын
Hell, your reviews are so good I don't need to watch these movies
@S0ph.e3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how Hannah Stocking was the babysitter? I didn’t know she did acting lol
@mrmoezy50423 жыл бұрын
her friend king bach is in quite a lot of movies, even starring in some with THE john cena!
@BLACKJACK_OT3 жыл бұрын
Uh Yh i saw that
@S0ph.e3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmoezy5042 I didn’t know that. I mean I guess they do short skit videos that involve acting but I still didn’t think they did any actual acting 😅She didn’t do too bad though !
@That80sGuy19722 жыл бұрын
She goes to Australia with her rabbit... Australia might have something to say about bringing more long-eared critters to their country.
@imianrecapped84353 жыл бұрын
dude your recaps inspired me man, a living out of watching movies? I'm hella down
@tdr_paraadvisor39962 жыл бұрын
Love this movie...fun and campy and great happy ending 😀 lol...love fun horror /comedy like that!
@stretchface24592 жыл бұрын
1:55 i wouldn't tip either if i had to pay 102.68 for 3 pizzas
@roadbizz29772 жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@syfroniabarrett33802 жыл бұрын
Even the movie review is depressing but sure beats watching the movie. I think I did and was like wtf at the end.
@ryugar22212 жыл бұрын
is it a coincidence that the MC is Sam and the higher demon is Samaziel????
@AA-qt1hi3 жыл бұрын
I just want to know....what the FUCK was someone smoking creating/writing this??
@BasketballClipsIRL2 жыл бұрын
At 11:14 he forgot to blue the images lol 😂
@jovayutube3 жыл бұрын
Movie title is Satanic Panic? Interesting. AWESOME movie review!
@GokulDc3 жыл бұрын
Where are you getting these movies?
@tena2sweet3 жыл бұрын
When I was five I almost drowned. my brother got me out just in time. it hurts a little at first but then you kind of get euphoric and it's peaceful after that. like I said my brother got me out just in the nick of time.
@saofairytaildeadlysinsnatu68122 жыл бұрын
At 8:33 she was eating hearts
@VelaiciaCreator2 жыл бұрын
It's rather tiresome when people conflate unrelated things and shove it all into one basket of "satanism".
@barbiquearea3 жыл бұрын
For your next review may I recommend 2019's Midsommar.
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
Old news... Everyone who likes horror has seen that film.
@moviecut1193 жыл бұрын
Hi how are you able to deal with copyright issues
@Mister.Psychology3 жыл бұрын
So she had a phone yet never used it.
@cronic702 жыл бұрын
This is what some people think metalheads do💀
@meesterexit19693 жыл бұрын
4:52 I liked the Anton La Vey notch...
@dezinechic3 жыл бұрын
@1:26...... i cant stand you lmao!
@huylequang10133 жыл бұрын
What the movie name please
@S7-Envy2 жыл бұрын
You also narrator SCP videos as well? If I am wrong about that then I do apologize to you, and ment no disrespect. I like your voice and the infection of emotions you use.
@mr.55693 жыл бұрын
Wait this was shot in dallas tx?
@TheMediaMicSpeaks3 жыл бұрын
Filmed in Dallas TX. LOL!
@frederickcole-emuze60003 жыл бұрын
Question: How does a kid get their hand on a taser?
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
I can answer you how a kid or grown-up gets their hands on a semi-automatic pistol, it is enough for that person to have 200 euros. And will get 4 mags and a lot of ammo.
@frederickcole-emuze60003 жыл бұрын
@@ozymandiasnullifidian5590 Could you clarify what that means I don’t understand?
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
@@frederickcole-emuze6000 Where I live one can buy a very good gun with 4 mags for 200 euros. Of course, not in the shop. AK is a little more expensive, but everyone can have it, and, frankly, most have them, like me, for instance. I have one insane mag that holds 80 bullets, but only fools fire rounds from AK in rapid succession.
@frederickcole-emuze60003 жыл бұрын
@@ozymandiasnullifidian5590 Oh okay, now I think I understand, thanks.
@Dreadpoolz39773 жыл бұрын
The same way they get their hands on everything else, by using their hands.
@roieisaacs64693 жыл бұрын
Damn cool vid fam
@siddharthaxX3 жыл бұрын
he's fishing with those thumbnails
@uzukigem26623 жыл бұрын
how much did those pizza's cost
@dyteriaswinson83703 жыл бұрын
$102.68. should have gotten dominos
@uzukigem26623 жыл бұрын
@@dyteriaswinson8370 exactly
@AROB_GOD3 жыл бұрын
The classic moped that the pizza person drives
@Lucky_Chase4 күн бұрын
This movie is awesome!!😂😂😂
@Trizzer892 жыл бұрын
No way is Sam a virgin. But if she is, it explains why she is poor
@anon20362 жыл бұрын
Man I remember my first job at pizzahut. I fucking hate pizzahut.
@collinslagat34583 жыл бұрын
Her: I am going to Australia Salties: please come dear
@MistyNightglow2 жыл бұрын
I have pet bunnies and thems so soft and adorable 🥰
@moni4223 жыл бұрын
the babysitter looks like hannah stocking
@raphthalia3292 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie a few times. It is good for a laugh when you had a long day at work and just need something that makes no sense so much so it is funny. Watch it.
@mainstreetsaint363 жыл бұрын
Seems like a rather goofy horror romp.
@philemonakuagwu15172 жыл бұрын
Moral lesson of the film is "Try not to be a virgin"
@TFGh0st_VC3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a casually teenage people on horror movies idk why dafaq would you barge inside and distrupt a whole bunch of people talking about Satan rituals rather than taking your scooter and push it its like walking home with a bike but your not riding it just pushing it
@melissamedinaquiles93964 ай бұрын
cool video
@solidmoon82662 жыл бұрын
This movie is almost as weird as that movie where the ear-stabbing chick got knocked up by a car.
@MrEXtraRaw2 жыл бұрын
*Studies show pizza delivery is the most dangerous job for virgins.*
@lolobuto16083 жыл бұрын
I saw this a year ago and it's an okay film for a horror movie for me
@kekeceleb42973 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Scotdaroc7112 жыл бұрын
What does that mean? Birthing 2 rabbits? My guess is that rabbit will turn into something worse later on?
@koyalg.c57123 жыл бұрын
That demon girl was cute though
@Т1000-м1и2 жыл бұрын
This was a really weird one lol
@emilyzickuhr22802 жыл бұрын
What color was the floor in the thumbnail?
@three60unit3 жыл бұрын
what a happy ending, dead satanists, girl go a bunny, and she got to go to australia
@TheSanien3 жыл бұрын
Well when you break into a house when you aren't welcome.
@terryroberts53093 жыл бұрын
Cool nice video
@ugliestpersonalive62503 жыл бұрын
That baby sitter looks fimilliar
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
Rebeca Romijn got old... and once she was one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood. Damn, getting old for those women must be so hard...
@pershop49502 жыл бұрын
Yep it's too bad but they all get older, one day at a time.
@whitehazegruntz2503 жыл бұрын
8:30ish meat sacks i think those are hearts dude
@henrytruong25962 жыл бұрын
Ah the Samsung Galaxy S6/S7 Edge/Edge Plus.
@kylerenner98583 жыл бұрын
they censored all the blood til the little girl waves bye
@mindi-ebitesylva3 жыл бұрын
Literally clicked just for the thumbnail
@cobaltbluemaru3 жыл бұрын
request to review the movie "Drone"
@preciousotoakhia97893 жыл бұрын
Danica mom was in the series the librarians
@AncientTiger33 жыл бұрын
Seems like a movie made by anti-satanists :-)
@KatsukiCEO3 жыл бұрын
It seems like they where making fun of the religion and joking around
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
@@KatsukiCEO Is that a bad thing? I make fun of religion for 15 years and I am paid for that. I was making fun of the religions longer than that, but it is better when the state is paying you to do that.
@ozymandiasnullifidian55903 жыл бұрын
@Sub if you are against Antifa and BLM I get paid because I am a professor of philosophy of religion, and I know all too well that religions are big, fat lies, and that morals generally have nothing to do with religions. Rivers of blood were spilled in the name of your imaginary Djesus or the imaginary deity of the other side. You are just a religious zealot. The mind of a zealot is like the iris of the eye, the more light you pour in it, the more it will contract.
@farieehaww_.3 жыл бұрын
i think its just me who realized that hannah stockings was in this video-
@elhopper73952 жыл бұрын
Hannah stockings was in the movie
@dockaos9243 жыл бұрын
just a normal weekend delivery round my way
@SS501Fan1012 жыл бұрын
Yesss she saved a bunny!
@chiefreficul97742 жыл бұрын
the baphomet is not the devil nor a demon, the masses are so ignorant.
@DanDCool3 жыл бұрын
8:04 happy b day gurl Anyway um ye she dies if i remember right from the summer or sth
@maryault89282 жыл бұрын
So Sam broke down in these weird peoples drivewqy delivering them a pizza and when they didn't answer the door she decided the smart thing to do was break in 2 these ppls house???? Smh it's hard to feel sorry for Sam sorry 😞 😆
@nylahhorn44172 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that noticed that Hannah stocking is in the movie
@Darealestmilann2 жыл бұрын
This is crazy
@arjaybarona41782 жыл бұрын
The neighbor is Hannah the tiktoker haha
@holyist_3 жыл бұрын
HANNAH STOCKING WOAH
@karlluigi19873 жыл бұрын
Even with this Recap, I'm still confuse on what's happening..lol
@ladyfaeryj51083 жыл бұрын
Long story short directors new a little bit about demonology, maybe?. Watched too much anime and did a line of the big C and said what sounds like something Satanist what do and let's turn everything I think I know into a movie
@pershop49502 жыл бұрын
Baphomet is part-rabbit and the person who delivers pizza is the rabbit-momma.
@bunni-bp1df2 жыл бұрын
im just sad the other bunny died
@shplus85033 жыл бұрын
The Thumbnail We're Heading
@tawneekequahtooway30552 жыл бұрын
wiat is that hanna stolking or what ever her name is
@glitchesmr.tiktok48382 жыл бұрын
How is she still alive
@tastemyhammer27573 жыл бұрын
🎶 I cant see you. Thru your paraphernalia!🎶 🎶 I'll be waiting here. In AUSTRALIA!!!🎶 MAN, THATS STIAGHT UP BARS!
@stoamm74122 жыл бұрын
Satanic Panic and Teen Lust 10/10 movies
@TopKoudelka2 жыл бұрын
This had me on a wheel of wtf
@TheChangeJohn3 жыл бұрын
Had someone try to tip me with a rabbit once
@maciethestore95902 жыл бұрын
Kinda disrespectful to Satanist and baphomet😭😭 Baphomet is not at all like that😭