Pizza Hut's NEW Cheesesteak Melt Review!

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@meziahdanieljolley8842]

I really like your reviews. However, don't you think that if some fast food sits around too long, it's no longer edible? It seems like you're eating something you ordered a long time before making the video. I know this would seriously impact the quality. Keep up the good work.

[@flickshotgirl]

I think you should prank us by eating the food when it's hot in the parking lot of the restaurant you are reviewing.

[@mereyemsuzanne8635]

Thank youuuuuuuu darling

[@MatthewMiller-jv9go]

You got it wrong dorkie Pizza Hut rocks

[@BBWahoo]

Make an OnlyFans where we can see you pooping the food, describe the smell and texture of the digested food too

[@Longhorn_Legend]

I don't think it's a coincidence that Pizza Hut's parenting company Yum Brands just dropped 4% as soon as you released this video. Review Brah is a mover and shaker in the industry!

[@GardenerEarthGuy]

Wojack just bought Yum because the review is coming out- Dump it!

[@noakuu393]

Worried one day he’ll say the wrong thing about the wrong food item and get himself assassinated

[@GardenerEarthGuy]

@@noakuu393 He rolls with heavy security- maybe he'll review PMC one day?

[@alext6933]

​@@GardenerEarthGuyDoes he actually? I know he had issues in the past.

[@GardenerEarthGuy]

@@alext6933 He came to my area and stayed at a tourist hotel. Landed on a lawn I grow, but after a chopper landed that put about 8 security guys down first. His chopper landed and he got off and checked in the hotel... I was there treating landscape, but saw him. He rolls deep...

[@guy42294]

As a former pizza hut employee, I will say as soon as yum took over, they immediately started having workers train without pay, clocked workers out early, and made workers clock in at lower paid positions than the ones they were supposed to be at. They also significantly cut back on the quality of the ingredients and I got in trouble more than once for throwing out food that was past expiration. I hate pizza hut

[@MFBURNS7909]

You should be a part of a class action

[@Tobabobis]

I never had the other issues although i was “offered” a manager position and was doing manager duties just to stay a driver at driver pay until i got robbed and quit. This was in 2015 but yum brands already bought them by then.

[@Tomhudnall2003]

In 1977?

[@balkloth]

When i was in high school i worked at a Yum brand that later got flipped into a franchise, goddamn it was so much better when the franchise took over

[@OsculatingPlane]

There is at least one Taco Bell in my area that ignores the expirations dates unless they know an inspection is coming up.

[@justsomeone4797]

As soon as I saw the title I immediately began to pray for Pizza Hut

[@CharlieMartini6]

Review brah out pizzas the hut 9/10 times

[@joshinthesauce4636]

They will be smoted

[@a.grimes4202]

​@@CharlieMartini6 I didn’t know his IRL given name was “Nobody”.

[@JoeySmith101]

I let out an audible “oh no”

[@savagedick1462]

You prayed for pizza hut? What's next clorox?

[@colepdx187]

🤣"...it's not decaying matter, it's actually grilled steak." Brutal. Pizza Hut used to be good back in the day. I refuse to eat there now.

[@davestier6247]

I mean, technically all meat is decaying from the moment of death

[@bobfrapples1208]

They took the yummy grease out the crust. That's what made it good back in the day

[@Matthew-yw3oi]

@aya-lq9onexactly

[@BurrBones]

All the good pizza franchises from the 80s went cheep and shitty. I happily pay 2.5x the Price for good pizza from a local places.

[@poika22]

"WHAT THEY CALL grilled serloin steak." Important difference.

[@JasonKB]

He gave the earlier Melts a very high score. This new look at the cheesesteak melt is absolutely devastating.

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

It looks good too. The problem is probably all the extra crap they did to it.

[@savagedick1462]

Is that the product on pizza huts website where a skinny greasy looking hand is holding it sideways?

[@spimbles]

i think im fuckin dyslexic dude i read this like 6 times and couldnt understand why reviewbrah would be scoring the Mets team LOL

[@thatdudebro]

i was gonna say... i order the peperoni one all the time and its s tier.

[@coranbaker6401]

I had the meat lover's melt myself and I honestly enjoyed it. That said, I have pretty low standards.

[@eballen98]

Man, the suspense every video while waiting for him to finish chewing.

[@fenixiliusstrife1253]

Any local pizza joint in the Eastern PA area will have a philly cheeseteak option to all of their pizza, stromboli and calzones. And they will be good 90% of the time. So the fact Pizza Hut can not get the flavor and textures right is on them. As someone that has eaten many a philly cheesesteak pizza like items, it works fantastic.

[@cheekynandos3676]

It boggles my mind that a world of corruption, ugliness, pain and suffering, can give rise to someone as pure and wholesome as Reviewbrah. May you live long and prosper my good sir.

[@dankingjr.2088]

I eat precisely none of the foods he reviews, I just so enjoy him reviewing them.

[@gaypudding2315]

I don't even eat chain fast food, but I won't miss one upload.

[@24News-t5i]

That shit is only available in the land of the free anyways.

[@amelliamendel2227]

These are awesome

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

Same. He's just good

[@NewzAndReviewz]

@@gaypudding2315weirdo

[@WD-41469]

Whenever Brah says hello to everyone, I always say aloud “Hello Reviewbrah.” I know that he hears me. He does.

[@precoius]

Is Brah in the room with us right now?

[@Matthew-yw3oi]

@@precoiuslmao😂

[@bunkyman8097]

He is in mine!!

[@guitarhole]

Pizza Hut should rerelease something they haven't had in a long time. GOOD PIZZA!

[@rocket_propellar5416]

Or affordable pizza!

[@javaskull88]

They still sell the personal pan pizza, and it is still pizza perfection.

[@guitarhole]

@@javaskull88 A large is my personal pan pizza.

[@mike3954]

lmao

[@KDB9999]

Back in the late 90's they had great pizza, and salad bar. Everywhere around me they're now like little ceasers, pick up garbage. Pizza is completely different. I dig Round Table still, expensive but good. Nothing usually beats little mom/pop, food cart pizza anymore though. Cause they actually care what the product is.

[@TheWebCoder]

I'm new to review bro, but goddam if he isn't the most charming, likeable, and informative food reviewer

[@ajdowney]

2.75 million subscribers can't be wrong! 🙂

[@The3Storms]

I tune in every blue moon or so after long absences, but it’s so nice to come back and hear that people are still having the same experience with him. That’s our memorable yet unassuming guy.

[@bunkyman8097]

Not a more honest, truthful reviewer to be found. He rocks!

[@FeeshCTRL]

All of the perfect ingredients you could possibly put together, and they still get it wrong

[@didi012578]

I wonder if mozzarella would've helped. I'm out on the ranch dressing, too.

[@TomO-nx1bd]

Only ReviewBrah can discuss fast food like he's lecturing about macroeconomic theory.

[@tammos.9832]

1:13 I was expecting him to say "...Pizza Hut. They have released a new pizza and a new hut"

[@BigCrundle]

Im glad you are finally acknowledging my habit of drinking ranch from shot glasses.

[@davestier6247]

We call it the Garden Valley slammer

[@mikephalen3162]

That's why we Buffalonians swear by blue cheese for our wings. You cannot drink blue cheese.

[@vaisravana2092]

@@mikephalen3162 If you wait long enough and keep it humid you can drink anything, 👻

[@rietzhu]

​@@mikephalen3162 indeed, plus blue cheese dressing is better on pizza!

[@treehuggingbuddhist]

I love the 20 seconds or so when you plan your next bite!

[@ronh.798]

I love how he stares at it before taking that next bite too.

[@troncity6693]

Pizza Hut shall now incure the wrath that is the culmination of over 1000 years of taste testing. Behold, ReviewBrah!

[@DINKY77142]

incur

[@Zeebo_Rowte]

Having grown up near Philadelphia, the idea of putting ranch on a cheesesteak repulses me

[@Mike1614YT]

right? it's like they didn't know what the sandwich was all about

[@mountainclawoutdoors]

and Why are there Green peppers on a "cheesesteak"?

[@andrewcramer9200]

Having grown up in the midwest, ranch is supposed to go on everything, I guess. Not sure why though.

[@tehcrusher]

@@andrewcramer9200 it adds zesty flavor and blends well with most things in my opinion, but I can see how people are sick of it

[@joshuaclaassen9325]

So (I ask this as a non-Philadelphian who has only been to the East Coast once in my life) what seasonings *do* belong on (or go well with) a cheesesteak? What complements onions, peppers, cheese and beef, in your opinion, that enhances them rather than covering them up?

[@notmuchjustchillin]

"Globs of relatively tasteless matter" was crazy

[@joshuadooley181]

My first thought was how noticeably dry it was. Then the look of disappointment after that first bite came over Reviewbrah’s normally stoic tasting face. Title made sense.

[@davestier6247]

"His disappointment immeasurable, his day...ruined"

[@tokenride04]

Pizza Hut is officially becoming the taco bell of pizza. Thanks Yum Corp!

[@dietcoke759]

Yeah considering Yum owns both of them.

[@terranceramirez4816]

What a shame that Yum! bought Habit and will inevitably turn it into the Taco Bell of burgers

[@ellieanated]

don't slander taco bell like that

[@mirandastephens4586]

I absolutely love Taco Bell

[@emilyanderson9559]

that "grilled steak" is a raccoon butthole don't kid yourself

[@rustyshackleford6264]

Brah is firing on all cylinders here. Excellent review.

[@BerserkingKantus]

I bought the pepperoni one, it needed the marinara it came with.

[@Mike1614YT]

25 years ago Pizza Hut used to have really good pizza. Not anymore. When the accountants got done with it, it was ruined. Making really good food is a little bit of magic- that can't be altered

[@chop2093]

Yep. I remember how fun a experience it was to go to Pizza Hut as a kid in the 90s, dinning in, having the pizza served fresh at your table …now it’s just mediocre crap that you have to get go…these restaurants that are pick up only have ruined the experience of going out to eat.

[@CousinCreepy]

About twenty years ago they had a great all you can eat bar once a week. Me and my buds would spend a few hours there and fill up on tasty carbs for about $8 CDN. The good old days!

[@misterm5325]

Yeah, I remember how it used to be. It was never "real pizza", but back then it was enjoyable. What they serve now is inedible and it gives me awful heartburn for hours. It isn't even food I don't think.

[@SevenCostanza]

​@@CousinCreepy2 left in my city

[@arthuridis]

The David Brinkley of food reviews. Keep up the good work!

[@LannieLord]

David Brinkley did not have a slight Barbara Walters lisp

[@LouisGiliberto]

This one was a tricky one. When ReviewBrah opened the box, it looked good. But I have to go with his taste test which never fails. Also: Who the F puts Ranch on cheesesteak? Pizza Hut needs to wake up.

[@scottgroves5384]

People who don't like mayo

[@JJfriday]

​@@scottgroves5384 Or alfredo sauce-

[@greyeaglem]

@@scottgroves5384 You don't put mayo on a cheese steak either. You don't put anything on it, but if you felt the need, steak sauce or horseradish sauce would make more sense.

[@canislupus3655]

​@@greyeaglem I think you could get away with some au jus on cheesesteak, but I also don't think Pizza Hut could make that happen.

[@LDKelleyb5]

I hear you. When he was displaying it, I couldn't help but think that looked mighty good.😢😢

[@gilgosseyn6602]

Just what I've always wanted... soggy dough, slimy lettuce/onion/pepper/etc embedded in sweaty half-melted cheese, and mystery meat... shit looks grotesque...

[@cindybollinger6411]

When I worked at Pizza Hut in the early '90s they had a cheese steak pizza that was pretty good. This was when Pepsi still owned Pizza Hut and we made our own dough.

[@amelliamendel2227]

I'll probably never try most of these, but I just love this guy.

[@arrogantmatter]

I wait for the report, before I attempt any novelty menú items.

[@nicop2968]

Love these reviews. (And thank God for 2x playback speed)

[@bigbadsteven]

Thanks for the tip. It prompted me to play the rest of the vid at 1.5x, to good effect.

[@jonnymmac]

Aren't we all just decaying matter?

[@YakYo]

I admire his commitment to due process. There is no way that ranch would have saved it but it needed to be done for the review.

[@kimkovach3440]

When all else fails, I know I can come here and have Review Brah brighten my day! Thanks!!!!

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

i come to view the next rip off all these items too expensive sometimes it can be interesting how thier even in business

[@mikewilson3510]

I’m a General Manager for Pizza Hut in Ohio. I recommend the pizza cheesesteak. On a pan crust. The steak is nice and tender. My preference over the melt.

[@ringilester1073]

I love you reviewbrah. I love you in my big fat heart reviewbrah. You make my heart soar like an Eagle.

[@nickfalletta661]

"Globs of relatively tasteless matter" is my new band name.

[@poorlittlenell9769]

I'm glad we never get tasteless matter with you though. Keep up the wonderful reviews 🔥

[@calgalz7530]

Please don’t go into that cheese steak cavern! It could be haunted!!

[@cgsweat]

When he says it's basically flavorless... I wouldn't be surprised if they come off the truck frozen and premade. All they would have to do in the store is thaw them and warm them up (or just skip the thaw...). Company practices are getting cheaper by the day.

[@tfrog9976]

I used to work there a few months ago. I assume it's the same as the melts which are made per order.

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

2 things. 1. I love how he's got that unique 40's-30's radio voice. 2. The only reason I still tolerate PH is because they sell stuff crust. I am terrible at cooking, and I don't trust myself _not_ to make an absolute disaster of a "pizza" in an attempt to make my own stuff crust. If I don't want stuff crust, I almost always get a local pizza from this bar down in my city and Dominos. I used to be able to get a Little Caesars pizza and cheesy bread, extra Parm & extra garlic butter on both, but due to the city deciding the only shortest road(also the only road of 2) leading to the LC was to be torn up and left to sit for almost a year, they were forced to close. Now all that's left in my city for pizza places was PH, Dominos and a bunch of local pizza places.

[@MrKeithkerr]

Reviewbrah doesn't strike me as an avid spelunker and these cavernous mysteries from The Hut never had a chance.

[@VandalJace]

Your reviews make me so happy, brah!

[@fearlessflyer03]

Review Brah just defined the definition of "Mid" in the most articulate way a human being can.

[@blackmcbain3145]

Who ever thought watching peewee herman or tobey peter parker gag on disgusting pizza would be so satisfying

[@luccar2156]

Such a shame. This one had a chance to be a real home run

[@tmacfan824]

Ya it looks good, sucks it sucks.

[@Johnnydt]

@@ausgamecollector please grow up and stop placing an entire half of humanity into a box because you've had a bad experience with a few. you are missing out on so much.

[@Eddywuxhere]

yeah they could of easily knocked this out of the ball park

[@vaisravana2092]

@@Johnnydt I always wonder how miserable those people gotta be to vent their frustrations in comment sections that got absolutely nothing to do with their crazy ramblings. Goodness gracious...

[@zbcrazy]

@@ausgamecollector grow tf up 🙄

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

That's the main thing with these cheapo fast food pizza chains. Their pizzas are just a mildly flavorful sauce on top of a crust with less flavor than a Saltine and covered with the cheapest cheese and toppings they can find. So when you take away the sauce, there's essentially no flavor whatsoever. People sleep on just how important a flavorful crust and good cheese is to making good pizza/pizza-adjacent items

[@kathleennorton7913]

Thank you, Review Brah! When I really need a break, I watch you. You are fun and relaxing.

[@Laatrice]

I love how when you don’t like something, you make sure to not smile in the thumbnail. 😂😂😂😂 I just found your channel and I’m in love idc. 😂

[@zerofaith]

As a member of the expedition team searching the cavern, I have bad news. It used to be a pepper and onion cheese cavern... We lost a lot of good men. That was indeed decaying matter.

[@mattmilford8106]

I have nothing but respect for TheReportOfTheWeek. The tortures he puts his taste buds through--The horrors his body endures, all to warn us so we don't do the same and for our amusement. Mad respect, ReviewBrah.

[@bigfudgecake]

Well it looks like quesadillas are the new calzones. Between the papadillas, the melts, and I have no idea if Domino's has a version their menu is so cluttered. It reminds me of the p'zolo from the early 2010s, which was essentially a fried hoagie roll, but it came in meat trio, cheese steak, and buffalo chicken. They didn't last long on the menu, but it seems they've reappeared as a quesadilla with the parm dust topping from the p'zone.

[@LordZoth6292]

"I don't know if that's what people WANT these days..." This is the content I am subbed for.

[@Bassotronics]

Speaking of bland, one time I bought an egg sandwich from a restaurant and I could not taste eggs or anything on that sandwich. It’s like I was just eating a mass with no taste. I actually do not know how the hell they can get that to happen despite the ingredients.

[@bigisrick]

You get tested for covid after? Loo

[@Bassotronics]

@@bigisrick lol. This was 2 years before the covid thing.

[@ArtsyPhartsy123]

Have you ever done a “favorites” video? I’m looking for something absolutely delicious 🤔

[@coottius1830]

Reviewbruh is looking so happy that it made me happy Thanks dawg, love your channel

[@reiddutchess9955]

"This is one of those items..." You know he isn't about to praise something when he drops that phrase 😂

[@coopershawk25]

i, for one, wouldn't be caught dead ordering pizza hut UNLESS it is their big dipper pizza box, specifically the 2016 Olympic big dipper special

[@ilznidiotic]

RIP to everyone who used to work at Pizza Hut. Dead and buried.

[@TransformersTalkRAW]

I work for Pizza-Hut. I tried this the first time a few days ago. I agree 100% with RotW here.

[@andrewroberts4736]

I had the misfortune to have one of these last month. They have been here in the UK for a while. It was absolutely revolting. I had the meat feast one. It had a strange flavour that was nothing like I expected. Just really nasty. Why don't pizza hut just bow to the inevitable and reintroduce the Priazzo. That was the nicest item and I really miss it. I adore your reviews sir.

[@Enlightenmentfordullminds]

“The bland, flavorless matter melt”! Priceless.

[@deyon100]

I’m from the uk 🇬🇧 and when I visit America 🇺🇸 I always go to CiCi’s very nice 😊

[@lipstickzombie4981]

Pizza Hut left my city a few years ago, I'm still here for their shitshows though.🤣

[@bcdrummer1962]

San Fransisco?😂

[@bunshapiro9091]

A folded thin crust pizza. Bring back the pizzone please, that was fire.

[@cdg4308]

I swear its like every time he eats i'm nervous he's going to break a tooth

[@pennyc7064]

I love the lapel vest! This is one of my favorites. You have fine taste Mr. Reviewbrah!

[@crushthequarter6863]

RB! - I had one a few weeks ago. It was ok. I was expecting more. Was basically a piece of pizza folded over...:(

[@nberkel]

Cannot wait for the forthcoming cavern expedition video! 🤣

[@EddwardScissorhands]

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! They basically just folded a medium pizza and cut it in half but worse! LAAAZY. I mean who doesn’t do that?! 😂💚

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

I mean what is a calzone other than a folded over pizza? The problem is they took away the sauce, AKA the only thing on the pizza that had any real discernable flavor

[@EddwardScissorhands]

@@Thund3rDrag0n12 I didn’t even realize there was no sauce lol! oh geez what a shame 👎

[@firewulfz]

Actually that is what it is. It’s a thin crust, cut in half toppings in the middle with either sauce or extra cheese at the end you brush it with butter and season. (I worked at Pizza Hut I did not eat the melts though because they are really high in calories people seemed to love them though)

[@xYamakaze]

In 2018 and before, I was huge on Pizza Hut as a college kid. Those pizzas got me through to my degree. I could get a medium two topping pan pizza for only $5 with their "Value Lineup" as long as you bought at least 2 items from it. I thought it was bad when they started charging you an extra $1 for the pizza itself, as well as $1 extra for pan crust over hand tossed (if only I knew how bad it was going to get). When they price hiked again to $7 for the pizza, that's when I quit being a customer. I check again today, and it's now a medium ONE topping pizza for $9, and pan crust is $2.50 extra. We went from two TWO topping medium pan pizzas costing you only $10 to two ONE topping medium pan pizzas costing you $23. What 5 years of inflation, a pandemic, and a war will do to an economy, huh? I suppose I should be thankful, because if Pizza Hut never raised their prices, I'd probably be a lot less healthy of a person than I am now (and I wouldn't have learned how to make my own pizzas). Good riddance.

[@vexdeadlightbulb]

I love pizza hut and I always make sure to try their limited offerings, as I live in a very small town and its one of the only franchises we have. I was stunned when I saw this on their website and absolutely repulsed, even by their professionally taken images. It was great when they expanded their toppings and such before covid. Wish they'd bring back the sauce drizzle and crust options. Their pretzel crust worked with every single recipe they'd make. I think it's weird that they'd opt to bring back subs/fries instead of just keeping more pizza toppings on hand. And the melt is no match for the P'zone.

[@iluvauntjemima]

I'm not sure if there's one around you because it's more a Midwest gas station but Casey's Pizza is one of the best pizzas I've had. Might be worth a video

[@whitneyv.8211]

Turns out pizza sauce is kinda critical to pizza flavor

[@Izlude7189]

I work for PH. The cheese steak product is subpar in flavor and texture, in melt form or on pizza. The other melts are decent in flavor and price, however they do tend to leave my mouth dry after eating. The addition of butter sauce and bread stick seasoning to the melts are what make them unique and extra flavorful. The cheese steak product needs a rework before I could recommend it. Alfredo sauce, green pepper, onion, and regular cheese on its own is preferable.

[@Izlude7189]

@@Jess-737 That's a subjective question, but I like a thin pizza with regular cheese, cheddar cheese, and parmesean cheese with some of the breadstick seasoning sprinkled on after it cooks~What's your favorite?

[@j.b.5230]

ReviewBrah thank you for your dedication to the art. Your professionalism and the care you take really makes a difference - you are making a difference. Thank you. Your reviews really make a difference and I trust your insights. Another great and detailed review.

[@Jermofoot]

"I'll take a sip of water." Nearly chugs the glass lol.

[@Win7ermu7e]

This one looked a little hard on the ole chicklets.

[@christhomas835]

looks like an appetizer for fred flintstone

[@OuterGalaxyLounge]

I love how our guy always stays super clean somehow without ever taking his clothes off.

[@CheeseFantastico]

He just unzips that suit and there’s another underneath.

[@trenboloneytony7609]

Love you dad. Thanks for the review we’ve all been waiting for… the Pizza Hut cheesesteak 😳😳

[@rachellepollock9877]

The Cheesesteak Melt looked really good when the box was opened. How it didn't taste good with all of those toppings on it is weird indeed. Having lived in Philadelphia for 10 years who puts ranch dressing on a Cheesesteak. Answer - nobody.

[@michaelwalden4411]

In the captions, his first take is, "I could immediately smell The Onion." I don't know what mockery smells like, but I knew ReviewBrah would.

[@King_JappyJoe]

RIP to Pizza Hut 🙏

[@pennystwocents]

Love your sarcasm. Keep being you. Love your channel. I also do reviews and I love hearing what you have to say about these new items.

[@12FU]

All I needed to know before buying this thing is that the brown stuff isn’t decaying matter

[@Yes-dx2rj]

Pizza Huts marketing team are probably sweating rn after this video

[@thelazy0ne]

8$ for this??? 🤨 They need to get bankrupt! 🤢

[@JWEmbry-wc7qi]

Pizza Hut's new tag line, "New Cheesesteak Melt, A SPELUNKERS dream!"

[@Rakkoma6]

You never miss! Another accurate review 😊

[@saltycrow]

I remember in the early eighties, literally 80-81 at least. Pizza Hut had a hoagie/sub? Whichever you call it where you’re from. They called it an Baked Italian. It was one of my fav things from PH at the time. It was sooo good❤🥰😋 capricola, salami, pepperoni. Same shredded mozzarella they used on their pizza, that got baked. Then when cheese was melty and roll toasty they pulled it outta the oven and it got onions, lettuce, tomatoes all shredded real thin and yellow bananas peppers on top. Lastly it was drizzled with a creamy white Italian dressing. I wish they still made them, I get hungry for PH when it used to be good. I have a cousin who was a manager and on Friday nights after the high sch football game a bunch of us went there to eat. She made us awesome pan pizzas. So, so good. When that chain actually cared about the quality of the food they were putting out. Even the last few pizzas I had from there just weren’t good. Way too doughy considering I got a thin crust. The last pan pizza I had from there I didn’t even eat cause it was really undercooked. Sad. I used to love PH. I miss the food they used to serve when quality meant something to them and folks cared about how they did their job even if it was just making pizzas or flipping burgers. 🙁

[@pichuladelbronx]

You are a genius i love your videos ❤

[@HealthyWealthyAndWise1976]

You literally are helping me through my divorce..thanks buddy

[@Learned_Duvel]

It’s great how quiet you eat. Can’t stand loud eaters

[@argnator]

I got a melt a while back when they were slightly new. They forgot the cheese and garlic dust, so it was just a naked, greasy crispy crust folded pizza slice. Very underwhelming, even disregarding the mistake.

[@GoodVolition]

Papa John's is releasing a cool ranch variant.

[@rtr5301]

Introducing the BLAND FLAVORLESS MATTER MELT