Pizza Tower - All Boss P-ranks WITHOUT Jumping/Uppercut* (weakassknees%)

[@jayarantongame]

I'm not gonna sugargoat it

[@shutupaboutmyoldcomments]

sugargoat FUCKING sugargoat

[@gwainexe9065]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

DAAAMNN

[@Khanza132]

Too bad, i love sugar

[@qwermlrolkcm955]

@@Khanza132 Too bad, i love coat

[@mysticyam4109]

I think it was funny when the Noise kept using the skateboard attack like he knew it was effective against you.

[@Idiotic_uploader]

I second this

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

Every fight is personalized? I wouldn't be surprised.

[@499.5]

No its just that he did all the atacks he could in the 2 phase so he started using skateboard

[@Catyogurt.]

​@@scrubbytheslime7703 not noise's tho he randomly uses his moveset

[@DaviD-fi9lj]

Well no he just uses everyone of his moves 2 times during one phase

[@grendab]

13:41 i would like to mention that he waited for the loop to end before picking the gun up so the song sounded right

[@Zonic3451]

You don’t do that?

[@MOVEDACCOUNT-d1n]

Agree lol

[@constellationmaker145]

respect

[@red_imposter9777]

0:58 pepperman looked at peppino like he just graduated

[@Tasty.cookies]

Nah the taunts he fit in the vid were all so perfectly timed no way lol

[@janko1]

wholesome

[@MOVEDACCOUNT-d1n]

cuteness

[@funguy3259]

Ah Yes, a Perfect specimen for my paintings!

[@ItzTicking]

> peppino proceeds to do a heavy punch on him afterwards

[@invschematics]

13:38 I appreciate your consideration of syncing up the music

[@Le_niffty]

8:46 Love he taunts each beat

[@thechef7633]

Really

[@Steve_Plasma]

xddd

[@GatoEpico]

not only that, also 12:01 following the beat

[@chikinwing9500]

2:41 I love how the vigilante reacted to the taunt like “bruh”

[@saurie2466]

"ugh... can you believe this guy?"

[@waspshower]

I didn't catch that the first time

[@commander-km6fh]

*taunts*

[@steverman2312]

the look of "can you not?"

[@commander-km6fh]

@Bambi Minion #34 *taunts again*

[@loggoman512]

for weak legs he sure can breakdance

[@bor3domboy686]

Y e s

[@Pari05Playz06real]

yeppertidodang also Hello There! logo

[@jgoofy8233]

Weak legs? Bro can literally spin his feet like Sonic the Hedgehog

[@ahmetkeremsekizsu8]

impostor v4 cutscenes guy😲

[@pirilon78]

​@@jgoofy8233 you didnt read the title...

[@catomax26jeev]

Definitely love it how he taunts before hitting the bosses in the final part, I love when people HUMILIATE bosses like that

[@TheCalciumGamer]

+DISRESPECT

[@yancamb2202]

@@TheCalciumGamer ULTRAKILL joke, based.

[@scrimblocoded]

Giggling at the taunting to the beat during the fake peppino fight

[@mortimer2696]

Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?

[@danielkolesar8353]

​@@mortimer2696 ❌🍭🧥

[@ohmeohmicah]

@@danielkolesar8353 No lollipop coat

[@ascoutmainTF2]

​@@danielkolesar8353No lollipop coat

[@bmandoesaninternet]

​@@danielkolesar8353 Not including the lolipop jacket

[@steverman2312]

i love the start of the pizzaface fight in this run: peppino: *hits fists* "LETS DO THIS" *immediately starts breakdancing*

[@AtreyosLol]

I mean he got moves

[@AZlumpbox]

Friday night funkin moment

[@AtreyosLol]

@@AZlumpbox YOU READY TO GET FUNKY *gets funky*

[@Moshael460]

​@@AZlumpbox You're not funny

[@muralbowl]

@@Moshael460 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3bHoaWXdr6dna8

[@sirlambchops.]

16:15 perfect timing

[@HienHoang-lf8ot]

True

[@gabrythegabber]

SO TRUE

[@a.rustici1972]

True!

[@dezwashere8706]

why did it go so fucking hard tho

[@jonicamann2472]

Taunts in front of the noise before beating the Mamamia out of him

[@dr.eggman8942]

The fact this is possible shows how beautifully versatile peppino’s moveset is

[@wannabecinnabon]

more like it shows how busted parrying is lol

[@notchillstorm]

@@wannabecinnabon TRUE

[@annoyinggasta]

@@wannabecinnabon I mean, it still commands near perfect timing to use consistently

[@Godoudama]

@@annoyinggasta It means that a skillful peppino = Fricking menace.

[@annoyinggasta]

@@Godoudama exactly

[@wrongfriend_exe8240]

so aren't we gonna talk about how the taunt in 16:00 is just perfect

[@soviet_onion34]

"HA" **beats the shit out of the Vigilante**

[@Sarmel0]

JoJo be like:

[@coronacyrus2499]

I’m convinced this guy personally likes to bully the Vigilante

[@theshadowworld2239]

I do too laugh at sheriffs before brutally fucking them up.

[@constellationmaker145]

"LMAO" *fucking kills The Vigilante*

[@dirtydan6960]

Only using the skateboard attack at 1 health when you can't jump is such a noise thing to do

[@dumbvillage9253]

"Weakassknees%" *procceeds to kick a rock to make a sculpture*

[@SonicMaster519]

For terrible knees, Peppino sure can do some awesome breakdancing

[@mortimer2696]

That must be really painful

[@mortimer2696]

That must be really painful

[@OrangezTheCool]

Ikr

[@OrangezTheCool]

Ikr

[@yaboi3413]

I like how Gus was in the way at 16:38 and Peppino just had to run with him in his arms lmao

[@thegiganob1743]

3:28 i love how the cow fell on vigilante right when the second phase activated

[@MOVEDACCOUNT-d1n]

Oh yeah lol I saw it

[@constellationmaker145]

stomp

[@Miss_R0sie]

8:25 alright this is lowkey fire how peppino is literally dodging all his problems by dancing and taunting

[@imthatoneguyirl]

The sheer *style* that oozes from all of your moves! This goes beyond not sugarcoating things. It's on a level of its own!

[@thebestbryn]

this is saltcoating at this point

[@danolantern6030]

The salt comes from the tears of the bosses who got absolutely styled on

[@MaddRoxYu]

Sugardumping

[@ethan1441]

It’s pizza topping

[@absolutezerochill2700]

6:05 I love how you chose to parry all of it instead of just moving to the corner

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

we meet again

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

The thing about, I hate about this bit it’s the fact that they used super jump does that not classify as jumping? edit really why did they have to ruin the video like this

[@InsightReasoning]

@@arcticfluffyfoxy Some parts of the video would be impossible if he couldn’t.

[@lolliger6735]

@@InsightReasoning not only that, the only time he broke his promise, he used the slowest method of jumping

[@kalimatronix]

​@@arcticfluffyfoxy and finally, you don't need to press the jump button to initiate a super jump. So, technically, the jump button was never pressed.

[@noychefuturista8551]

I love the peppino taunts

[@crescentwolf7072]

10:53 the most satasfying escape run i've seen yet, good enough for me.

[@pitoyojoyohadikusumo1580]

16:15 Dont mind me, just timestamping my favorite sync

[@prodbycinnagraft]

Peppino: *taunts before beating the absolute shit out of the noise*

[@saqsuperawesomequad7873]

nah it’s the music just listen

[@computimus]

8:38 that was perfect

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

weakassknees% is making me laugh more than it should

[@adamkampen]

I saw this in my recommended weeks ago and had to search for it by that term because it would not leave my head

[@fatidiot8822]

That face vigi makes when you wait too long is pure gold

[@aarepelaa1142]

5:14 holy shit didn't know noise made that fucking face when hit lmao, just pause and press the timestamp.

[@aejloot12]

Oh

[@Mar-zw3eu]

Oh god

[@Obsidian_Knight]

Me after stubbing my toe at Mach 4

[@dog7370]

When dentist tells you to open your mouth

[@angelicarembleski9722]

OK

[@coolerair8374]

pizza face thought he won but this man has talents 17:47

[@Drake-kc7rd]

16:15 chad really timed it with the music before obliterating him

[@lunaitor-uq9hz]

Imagine how the bosses feel when they see peppino just breakdancing for the entire fight

[@MrMega1423]

6:20 is nobody goign to talk about how this parry is perfectly timed with the beat

[@joserogeriodossantos9076]

6:39 same here

[@dylanzlol7293]

16:15

[@CalebWTF]

Dude, you are actually insane for attempting this with no jumps, I’m quite amazed that you were able to pull it off!

[@ManOfBubble]

i honestly thought pizzaface (phase2) would be the most difficult considering he is fast paced and phase 1 is mostly aerial

[@wackymulter]

Tbh i don't know any other ways how to beat him

[@discobandito4130]

This is what it looks like when a Sekiro pro plays Pizza tower.

[@sneakysileny]

15:39 that sync tho

[@THEDONKAGE]

Good lord, Fake Peppino looked like there was so much BS you'd been through - utilizing so many i-frames from hitting the boss and such... and then that magnificent escape! One failed superjump, and you'd have been easily trapped in the geometry. Bravo, man!

[@ascoutmainTF2]

and people cry about him superjumping as if he could just teleport to the door💀

[@VNG_oof]

I actually did the weakassknees% for noise because I found it easier then jumping around due to his “tactics” of just getting cheap/unexpected hits on you. Worked well and successfully Pranked.

[@zetwave]

Same

[@ryonmdomn94]

Now without sugarcoating/jumping/uppercutting

[@TheWeirdPantsCharacter]

that would just be impossible

[@TranaiHai]

​@@TheWeirdPantsCharacter he dint tell us to not cheat tho

[@Shattered264]

@@TranaiHai so i can fly but that would defy the rules of weakassknees% and any others bc u can’t cheat

[@wysockifamily1747]

roomcheck go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@baller2408]

@@Shattered264 invincibility?

[@HarmonizedHero]

gotta love sugarcoat ranks! they are hard, but pretty damn cool. especially if you get a sugarcoat P rank like this video! great job! must have taken a lotta time to practice it!

[@almond_skies]

As someone else who's done this but under the no mach jump condition (couldn't beat Boss 4 obviously), it was quite nice to see this. Edit: to clarify, it was no jump, no uppercut, and no mach jumping

[@santiagoalvarez21yearsago40]

U mean super jump

[@Idkwhattoput5229]

Uh isnt wall climb allowed?

[@GamerKid11]

@@Idkwhattoput5229 you need to jump to wall climb

[@CincTheIdiot]

​@@Idkwhattoput5229 Mach Jump/Wall Run aren't the same, and the wall run requires you to be offground or on a slope

[@doodlinfella6410]

Did anybody else notice that 16:16 synced up really well?

[@edanshei1585]

8:40 bro is so cool, that taunted in music rhytm right in the action

[@bostin1472]

the bosses become metal gear rising bosses when you play this way

[@wackymulter]

But this is 2-3 buttons gameplay ?

[@bostin1472]

@@wackymulter I meant how you’re always parrying they’re attacks but you’re right mgr is way more complex

[@wackymulter]

@@bostin1472 yeah, mgr makes me suffer, i am the keyboard user.

[@bostin1472]

@@wackymulter I send my condolences

[@Games4Life7712]

Pro tip for noise: if you spam dash at the start, you can actually hit him during the first taunt of phase 1

[@okey7281]

Love how you synced the taunts and head slams up with the boss theme for fake peppino

[@rolexkaard134]

the perfectly cut taunt at the very end is beautiful

[@trustytrest]

The fact that The Noise spammed the skateboard on you that many times at the end and flipped you the bird twice in a row, makes it feel like he became self-aware of your challenge.

[@championskz7897]

16:01 the taunt😂

[@sonicpoweryay]

16:00

[@doodoofard2125]

What an amazing feat! This deserves way more attention

[@Hectorpixelman]

8:39 i love how this man parries along with the music

[@krasttosnp]

Also "taunts"

[@Hectorpixelman]

@@krasttosnp ☝🤓

[@krasttosnp]

@@Hectorpixelman atleast im not saying "HEY FUCKER YOU RE DEAD ASS WRONG ITS FUCKING TAUNT NOT PARRY" I could say that but i didnt want things go worse

[@JaviqNelson]

@@krasttosnp Yeah true

[@CarlosMunoz-nn8gu]

4:05 Fun Fact: Pepino is conceal carrying a Ruger SP-101

[@Voiderful]

I just love to see how pro players beat all bosses with P rank

[@use2l]

exactly 3 minutes on the noise. great job

[@10hrburstman]

16:15 When the music fits the gameplay

[@par_trapezoid]

weak ass knees but can still breakdance like crazy

[@Darkoriax17]

14:43 Peppino finally uses almost 50% of his true power.

[@GDJSingh]

this is absolutely insane, you just parrying all attacks like it's nothing

[@3mstarYT]

I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?

[@him9104]

Presses C 1 second too early

[@Nyxus404]

dont judge me. i use D to taunt. (or parry, same thing honestly)

[@stormythe69th]

Someone, give this man an award for his internal suffering on this game trying to do a no hit and no jump, he deserves it

[@waffler-yz3gw]

i genuinely didnt know you could uppercut until like a couple of days ago which made pepperman significantly more difficult when i played him (and alas, i've already gotten the p rank)

[@SonicMaster519]

At which point does uppercutting help on Pepperman?

[@microwave2515]

@@SonicMaster519 im assuming it would be when pepperman bounces into the air?

[@SonicMaster519]

@@microwave2515 I found it easier to just dash into him after calculating where he would be ending up but yeah, that makes sense.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@SonicMaster519 thats actually still what i do, i tried replaying him with my knowledge of uppercut and it's just easier

[@Nyxus404]

so you didnt read pizza granny’s text? you might be a bit lazy

[@Funnis_stuffOFFICIAL]

this is impressive! good work! i feel bad though.. looks like a pain in the butt to do.

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I love how super jumps are allowed specifically for Fake Peppino and Fake Peppino only

[@chaosinc.382]

Using the Mach Jump during the F.P. escape sequence was a stroke of genius.

[@fleemoo317]

I love how you kept taunting in beat with the fake peppino fight

[@ssketchygamer1238]

That detail at the end where he taunts on his dead body, just perfect 😂😂😂

[@mineboss3763]

Nobody: Peppino: 💥 POW POW POW 💥

[@AgentCombat73]

He LiEd, He SuPeR-jUmPeD iN fAkE pEpPiNo FiGhT moment lol

[@fatidiot8822]

This man has never touched a molecule of glucose in his life

[@MacNZ-_-]

The "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" Is so strong, that my phone refuses to stop the video when it's off

[@callmenik5000]

mASSive skill there

[@NotGreatestCupheadPlayer]

8:45 Moment strike a taunt

[@tiger8_935]

1:14 Nice 3:37 Nice 5:59 Nice 9:21 Nice 13:14 Nice

[@SkyBoyDiego]

(Nice.)

[@QBytesLocker-vb1gk]

Got an ad during this vid that used the same sound effect as the taunt and thought I had finally lost it

[@DareEllis]

Taunts: Pepperman: 29 The Vigilante: 19 The Noise: 59 Fake Peppino: 31 Pizzaface: 53 Total: 191

[@Nyxus404]

im suprised to see that the vigilante has 19 taunts. it feels like vigilante would be alot more.

[@albertwong3238]

I just noticed that peppino's victory animation mouths him saying "Wooo, yes!" Nice little touch

[@brgr2642]

Was wondering how the Fake Peppino chase would work. Nicely done.

[@kingslushie1018]

This whole video has been one do the best boss rushes I’ve seen. Absolutely loved it 😂

[@rebony2308]

8:18 same bro i wasnt doing it without jumping but he gave me more rage than others

[@epiccharles3304]

I love that in pizza head phase 3 aka boss rush pepino is like: I AM SO MAD THAT I AM GOING TO BREAKDANCE

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

New pizza ingredients! No suger No jumping

[@dumbvillage9253]

Dont you justnhate it when the pizza jumps

[@boanimate]

bro made the final boss look like a bowling party

[@marchadow3957]

my man actually pranked all the bosses

[@moonkaiser1182]

This universe, The most chill and happy Peppino Spaghetti we had

[@soulyukon2642]

I’m never going to get over how HORRIFYING Fake Peppino is.

[@MrMega1423]

I thought he was creepy at first but the more i paid attention to him the more I started finding him goofy and funny. He's probably in my top 5 characters for the game.

[@littleguystar]

For some reason I never thought to parry the Vigilante Ghost. This video has truly cleansed me of all sugar in that fight

[@MichaelAutism]

he's not going to sugarcoat it

[@madammonarch1]

at first I thought this was weakness%. it turned out to be something so much better.

[@nailotsot]

The Noise learnt your weakness and it’s using it against you!!

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Seeing you style on the bosses is way funnier to me than it probably should be LOL

[@TheMemeLiker]

Don't worry too much about using the shine spark & cancel into tackle, I'm sure the walkies scholars who debated whether or not cars were allowed will let you off with only a warning.

[@TaryPlayer]

...i could've parried the DAMN GHOST IN THE VIGILANTE FIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME?!

[@wannabecinnabon]

Just wanna say that there's a really simple way to do Fake Peppino's attack 6 in phase 1 without superjumping, and that is to parry one of the projectiles when the guys get close to you. You have a *lot* of I-frames after parrying an attack, so you can just parry one and be fine. It seemed like you knew this though, so I'm a little surprised on how you went and superjumped up there. Is it just because you need to do that anyways for attack 5 and the chase?

[@Uberransy]

Pretty much exactly as you said, If I was going for a "true jumpless" run, I'd attempt that strat aswelll as the i-frame strategy on attack 5 of phase . But since super jump was required for the escape (like I said in the description of the video). I just made my life slightly easier. I suppose a more apt name for the fake pep fight would be "No Z button presses".

[@wannabecinnabon]

@@Uberransy I dunno, I guess the difference to me is that the strat for attack 5 is wayyyyyy beyond the scope of anything else in the challenge while the one for attack 6 is pretty easy, but I see what you're saying. (is it actually even possible to do the stage 5 thing btw? i kinda got the vibe that you needed to let them accelerate to a little past the middle of the screen before you can through them, but that leaves you to get hit by the other peppino running at you from the other side.) also smh "Z" to jump arrow key users really out here using their right hands to move huh

[@chococookie7158]

@@wannabecinnabon mhm

[@papermistakebuzzybeetle5152]

8:15 *THIS BOSS WAS SUFFERING*

[@Zom_bike]

weakassknees% and also sugarcoat%

[@bontonexofficial5075]

That perfectly timed parry at Pizzahead’s last attack tho👌

[@AndrekLmao]

So turns out you can shoot the ghost for boss 2, wish I knew that sooner..

[@burntoast8813]

I want this video but every parry it’s the “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it”

[@MikeNoob101]

Peppino can't sugarcoat it, cuz he's poor to afford sugar

[@mathiasivanmaidana62]

I'm not gonna coat it

[@qo7052]

@@mathiasivanmaidana62 he cant afford a coat either, the one he's wearing in the title card of refrigerator refrigerador freezerator was donated to him

[@mathiasivanmaidana62]

@@qo7052 he's not gonna it

[@funguy3259]

I just realized that the floor 1's desert like stages are very real looking while vigilante's boss fight background is literally like from some sort of kindergarten act