PKA 239 - Woody's Head Injury, Lighting Round, Dog Murder

[@ThatFalloutGod]

PKA Adventures Ideas: 1) Circle Jerking session with the PKA cast and every guest ever. 2) PKA cast goes to Las Vegas and starts a pimping business. 3) Revert back to idea 1.

[@ThatFalloutGod]

Frank Spencer *Shots fired.*

[@R0BSTAA]

PKA a day early! Get in!!

[@jamieproctor6495]

Markus H Guys don't fight can't you see your tearing this family apart!

[@R0BSTAA]

Jamie Proctor It's fine, he writes the exact same reply to all my pka comments

[@jamieproctor6495]

haha thats a great troll

[@KMACKTIME]

3:16:01 So I'm the guy who asked the YT question. This is my channel.. Now before I get slammed about how awful my channel is remember that my demo is small children for the most part and I mostly did these videos in my spare time while in college. I just recently graduated and have had more time to make videos. Not everyone of my videos is "good" but I try to make a daily video to keep my fans engaged. Thanks again for the advice I appreciate it a lot. WoodysGamertag FPSRussia .. can everyone please up vote this comment so that they may actually see it. Thanks.

[@KMACKTIME]

KMACK TIME 3:16:01 **

[@Elguapodelfuego]

KMACK TIME yo i used to watch your channel, i remember you had the iluminati and freemason intro. and you did cartoon conspiracy theories

[@ludosgaming2]

Good luck

[@Trkehh]

so what did you end up doing man???

[@BluntFogg]

I think Chiz could be a permanent host if, like mentioned by Woody, he just listened most of the time, preparing topics, readying links and basically helping the show run as smooth as possible. Woody has always been the most vocal and the one to keep the pace up when a topic dies down, Kyle often has a relevant story or thought to add, and Taylor is the joke man. With Chiz adding the fuel to Woody's fire I think it makes for a perfect podcast dynamic.

[@UnknownUser-fg3fs]

If Kyle makes it to Woody's age I'd be surprised.

[@gfum115]

Id be surprised if anyone makes it to woody's age

[@UnknownUser-fg3fs]

TC snipes haha

[@colecondly8702]

Its actually 7348

[@aboutsoundandvision]

UnknownUser Kyle won't make it to 7000 unless he stops dreaming of doing things in the sea like shark fighting xD

[@SneakkySeven]

Can we just make Chiz a permanent co-host already.

[@mrk12484]

SneakkyStevo No.

[@boadams3506]

Please no, I can't stand to watch him smoke. It irritates me to no end.

[@twodogs37]

SneakkyStevo Hell no

[@kendric476]

bo adams You can't stand to watch a guy smoke in a video?

[@boadams3506]

Nope, I can't stand it. I'm an ex smoker and I can't stand it.

[@foxhoundknight]

It's early?? YES!!!! Also, for episode 240, how about doing a drinking episode? It's been 100 episodes since Murka's drunkest........

[@colefilms]

They would need lefty to get the full effect of drunk murka

[@NiceLmC]

Peanut Daaam that long?

[@ZombieEater1001]

Lefty for guest lol

[@MultiScarface7]

+Daniel lol dude have you checked his channel? he quit youtube

[@zeroic2]

+MultiScarface7 Yea a week after he jumped ship on PKA. dude knew he was going nowhere and decided to grab whatever he could.

[@Xearrik]

Woody! You'd better get that hairline insured! It was a close call! That's your money maker baby!

[@panvoirbeats]

I want chiz to be a PERMANENT host ! I want all 4 of you legends every show! Like so woody can see

[@alexbolling6960]

Agreed

[@itsmederek1]

Chiz is there for when there is no guest, I prefer it this way. 4 people plus guest is too much

[@crazycatladyvideos6377]

Zip line through the rain forest in Costa Rica. THAT would be an awesome PKA event!

[@itsmederek1]

Totally did that!!!

[@crazycatladyvideos6377]

Did it rock the free world?

[@LukePingu]

If PKA come to the UK it should be more central like Nottingham/Derby. Nottingham would be good for paintballing/airsoft. Pricing in London wouldn't be fair for the fans. No outdoor events can be done in London as well.

[@TwoCatsinaTrenchcoat]

Only 30 minutes in and I know this is one of the best PKA episodes ever recorded (I've seen every one, long time listener). Great energy, guys! Great jokes. Had me rolling! Past few have been really good--keep it up!

[@IndestructibleMovies]

Why don't the guys try to survive in the outback?

[@IndestructibleMovies]

CoolKingdomRuler You just sold it.

[@mrstrickerdog27]

Get some nice steaks may be a blooming onion burger... yum

[@thefallen1616]

IndestructibleMovies Simple answer? They would die.

[@LuisAngel-1999]

mrstrickerdog27 I see what you did there

[@eriknelson3238]

***** As if there's anything you could possibly do to even prevent them from going there.

[@danieldwyer812]

Getting PKA on a Thursday lets go

[@IDPgen2011]

As for the PKA group events: make it something murka can participate in.

[@IDPgen2011]

Hans Rodriguez Survival would be awesome

[@nooneknown]

Hans Rodriguez why can't he participate in many things?

[@IDPgen2011]

because of his job mostly. Also he lives pretty far away from kyle and woody. But apparently his new job or promotion will free up his schedule a little bit, enough to be able to participate in PKA events if planned accordingly. (Y)

[@nooneknown]

ahh ok thank you.

[@PatrickburkeTVComedy]

PKA Adventure: crew goes to colorado and gets stoned off their asses and does a podcast high

[@CJ-vk9nt]

PKA goes to Starland, It has go carts, bumper cars, minigolf, soccer fields and 8 basketball courts. you could have a small basketball tounement and also go on rides. I work there and could get the hookup. Its like 35 minutes from boston.

[@KrazyRabb1t]

Soooo Kyle v.s Shark fight at pax?

[@Anthony-pr8jj]

How tf. I was watching you today

[@M41610]

30 minutes in this is looking like the best show yet

[@alxesh4088]

Not saying it's bad by any means but paintball talk kinda kills me. Still love the show don't take this the wrong way if woody kyle Taylor or chiz see this

[@iTreyyHD]

YES!!!! EARLY PKA AND CHIZ IS ON!!! BEST DAY EVER

[@danieljohnson3659]

White water rafting at ASCI was a blast. It is a man made white water course that has a conveyor belt that takes you back to the top after you finish so you can start it again and do it continuously.

[@Infinitexz]

WoodysGamertag Bernie didn't say he was going to impose a 90% tax on the wealthiest of wealthy individuals. He simply pointed out recently, that during Eisenhower's presidency the marginal tax rate for the rich was 90% and he was a Republican. Everyone was pulling it from the interview on CNBC by John Harwood. He may have said that it was good at the time but I also read on Bloomberg that he is looking at a marginal tax rate for the 1/3 of the top 1% somewhere around 50%.

[@colefilms]

Who cares he's a terrible candidate

[@Donutkins]

I live a few dozen miles from Hershey Park up here in Pennsylvania, and it's fantastic.

[@demongrunt7]

PKA 239 was a good one.

[@eloGaara]

Maybe do something like a spartan run? You get to go in a group, you bond over obstacles, you help each other out. It's also kind of hard, and it would be a challenge to start as a group and finish as one so Kyle doesnt run off at the start. You could also do a mini series of videos where you train a little, MAYBE just maybe you get your six-pack back. Think about it.

[@ssajjess]

I've gone scuba diving, and believe me when I say it is one of the most amazing experiences you will ever have.

[@daxomxbl8214]

If Kyle even hooked onto the shark it would just drag him down until he: 1. Was too deep to make it back to the surface and he would drown 2. If he even had an oxygen tank he wouldn't be able to dilate his ears quick enough so he would blow his ear drums out from the pressure of the ocean.

[@irishlads33]

If you go below 50m I believe don't quote me, and rush up you catch the 'bends' when using co2 ( diving bottles/tanks) the air gets into your bloodstream and causes air bubbles which can kill you so you must de-compress every 5 metres for a 5 minutes I believe again don't quote me on metres and time

[@LD-hs5tk]

This guy doesn't know thatvKyle can close his ears

[@roguester5849]

Just throwing out ideas for the next PKA Trip 1. Trampoline park 2. Laser Tag (Not at all bouncing off the Paintball/Airsoft idea 3. Water Park (Easier to find Smaller Parks and it will suit Woody's Poseidon like ability as well)

[@overtflow]

Uploaded early? Thats what I like to see!

[@cooperverdon]

OUT EARLY. and chiz is a guest, this is great!

[@ryno07962]

THEY USED MY QUESTION!!! (Draft question) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[@FearVanquished]

I watch this show and I'm 14, i think i mostly watch this to learn life lessons. Also my mother is a single parent and I'm growing up without a dad

[@colefilms]

You have three dads and often a guest father

[@turnerhilburn571]

James Pix I'm 14 and i watch it cause its funny. Who gives a shit?

[@AleksandarDaGr8]

I'm 15 and got my permit to start driving not to long ago

[@blueskythinking4745]

I read through your comment and continuously found myself saying "I don't care"

[@Ergoperidot]

Alex G To be fair, they do have good advice sometimes. He could be watching porn or pewdiepie or something lol. So either way he should be fine

[@alexyoung4587]

you guys should totally do pka plays hockey! and come to Canada so we can show you how hockeys really played.

[@RoughWeightloss]

When you have to look twice because its early ! Love PKA

[@LordRevan020692]

It's good to see those next level talks come out again like the discussion on national pride and stuff. I like having talks like that myself and it's refreshing to see you guys go into that realm again.

[@andrewcobb5943]

The names are changed, thanks for listening to the viewers.

[@JohnSmith-bj7uc]

I just got off a 9 hour shift (kinda sucky day) and this just turned it around!

[@BringMeTheHorizonnn]

i live less than an hour away from hershey park...i like that idea

[@alxesh4088]

Yo, love park!!!

[@zacharystefano8490]

Alex Eshelman Philly?

[@thepsp619]

yh boiii pka on thursdays

[@mikelb4602]

Cliff jumping would be a cool group PKA fan meet up

[@ChristianGames316]

Murkah was on point today. BigTittyLover69, Civ talk, the whole 9. Good shit.

[@mattviggiano]

early PKA? Thanks woody!!!

[@mikebeaver324]

chiz is always a steady good guest

[@overtflow]

Just finished the last PKA! Clutch upload time =]

[@MrSpitzHD]

Yo yo yo

[@warpappers]

Patreon Master Race!!!!

[@fdfdf680]

Thanks for the update

[@davidjames8505]

I LOVE Saturdays for the simple fact PKA is new!!!! :)) #sub4life

[@vanguarddmr6957]

Over the past couple times Chiz has been on he's really grown on me. I think he's doing well on the show.

[@Moneybagzsz]

Woo chiz! And i've noticed the episodes have been a bit earlier lately very Australian friendly at the moment.

[@bikemibby1100]

I love the hockey talk personally

[@1989HENDOE]

There are some awesome go kart places that are also water parks in the Wisconsin dells. Huge resorts there too.

[@itsslippy101]

When is the Hweel of pain?

[@turnerhilburn571]

Never, their not friends anymore.

[@607splashcitygavemeaids8]

They're still friends. Kyle when to his wedding.

[@NamesReed]

Turner Hilburn Idiot. the're

[@TheSeeker720]

OldWorldBlues I doubt they're really friends. More like a acquaintances.

[@mkmasterthreesixfive]

Those kids are eventually going to become the heroes we don't need, but deserve.

[@xminkaify]

Look up Zombie Run, at the Guardian Centers. Its October 24th near Macon Georgia. its pretty wild!

[@michaelmillar7315]

Has anybody else just stared at Kyle before when he's having a quiet moment and just stares into the camera? I hadn't until today, and it's like he's looking into your soul... It has this creepy intense feel to it. There's a few good examples between 1:28:00 and 1:29:00.

[@mrchubbych33ks82]

PKA a day early! Hell yeah!

[@justaeli]

Woohoo 4½ hour episode! :D

[@thelitchking3]

Did anyone else crack up at the face Kyle made when he laughed around 3:00

[@silentscope22]

Can't wait for the lighting round, I need new ways to brighten up my house

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

I was excited about it. Black Friday has everything and Amazon had nothing.

[@jpetrullo6890]

Pka 240: Prank Calls Thumbs up so they finally do this again

[@cjrogers961]

Great show! Loved the ending ;)

[@cjrogers961]

It was a joke, just messing :)

[@jubjub9797]

Love watching taylor in the ad reads

[@jacobpowell9941]

"Kyle on the offense" should be the name of his video series.

[@JustCallMeMrWest]

Woody's hairline was not even injured :)

[@porkchop8610]

one of my favorite one liners is from scrubs(spoiler alert) when dr.cox loses his perfect game right at the end and elliot doesn't wanna call it and just wait 5 minutes and he goes "call it barbie" "new game starts in 5 minutes"

[@MaxVolumeHD]

I want an actual cool video set of a PKA adventure with all 3 hosts using the patreon money to cover the travel expenses. Isn't that what its for in the first place?

[@DrcJr77]

pigeon forge has it all, goat cart, putt putt, laser tag, Dollywood etc

[@lucasbulldogs7]

If you guys want to come to a roller coaster park you guys should come to cedar point in Sandusky, Ohio!

[@KMACKTIME]

Goin up on a Thursday

[@nikkimandakovic]

You guys could come to Charlotte where you could go to the US whitewater center, go carting, play mini golf, and even go to something like a concert.

[@SocialGore]

Ever since Woody got shot in the head, he remembers names better.

[@artatmusic4]

Okay, so I work at A&W and I work dining room and we pride ourselves on customer service, and I actually get a ton of tips.

[@jonahvogelsang2080]

It should be an event more west, like California, Colorado, or Arizona.

[@Wilinater]

PKA Trip : hiking in the black hills, illegally swimming in the Souix falls, River.

[@ilikepi4293]

Cedar Point would be a cool idea

[@daxomxbl8214]

Woody's Lab is the Watchdogs of PKA

[@orfinnurkarl3524]

Woody is for sure the Tony hawk of youtube

[@ParkerTheSlayer]

EARLY PKA HYPE! I never come this early! :D

[@joshlanter0928]

same here

[@CallOfBooty27]

What a delightful surprise!

[@evanbennett8269]

Kyle's laugh is so contagious xD

[@volodyapeshkov8007]

PKA's early, hell yeah!

[@watzimagiga]

Activated charcoal is to bind toxic substances that are ingested to stop them being absorbed. It's a medical thing.

[@nidge18]

What?! Even the Casper mattresses are $850? The mattress I'm lying on right now is a two in one orthopedic and memory foam and I got the entire bed (Base, mattress and headboard) for 240 euro about a month ago. You people need to step up your bed purchasing game.

[@johanroodt2953]

Please introduce chizz as the 4th host. i like chizz, chizz is cool

[@blakeames9929]

Next PKA event should be PKA goes skydiving. Think about it, so each of you has a go pro or two strapped to your head and there can be a lot of people that can participate in skydiving. Plus you won't have all the little kids running around because you have to be 18 in order to skydive. Give it some thought- Blake

[@Trackyyy]

This is a pleasant surprise!

[@elmotheReD1]

come and do something in (Northern) Ireland Kyle will love it!

[@salemboy100]

You guys could do an obstacle course like Tough Mudder or something

[@armed1234567]

1:42:30 lmfao and that's why Taylor's so awesome

[@MrMadmaninahat]

Ski trip in the winter!

[@Jask1717]

PKA car meet Or maybe a PKA rally (like bullrun really)

[@Jask1717]

Bull run rally* (car rally)

[@Jask1717]

Tharee MaahthePuddi or gumball 3000

[@sulamy1955]

This was a great Pka, good job guys!!

[@r4fken]

I think they would really enjoy a massive Milsim airsoft game. Not saying one is better than the other but they would find many more, more coordinated players and better commanders I think. Though airsoft is filled with durp players too.

[@kosmonautofficial296]

awesome episode guys :D

[@HITMAN0300]

pka a day ealier YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! thanks woody

[@Hatterboot24]

There is a place called Kimball Farm in MA that could support a couple hundred people....... maybe......

[@Hatterboot24]

Mike Hatfield Mini golf, food/ice cream, driving range, arcade, and bumper boats in one place ;-)

[@MadMan78009]

Don't forget the hot air balloon they have there!!!

[@Hatterboot24]

MadMan Shoot yeah, its been a couple years. But I have seen entire high schools and such go there. It could support hundreds, and only 30 mins from Boston too.... hmmmmm.

[@kevinbrown1580]

That's an amazing idea it's like getting all these different ideas in one

[@Hatterboot24]

Kevin Brown There are potential issues with the location but it does offer plenty.

[@eddycallow3098]

pka mma event? do training and grappling fights. maybe a round robin tournament type thing?

[@johanroodt2953]

in australia you have a self serve maccas system, it gives you the option to great your burger. it just looks like a giant ipad

[@yooyo8303]

My favorite one liner from Friday "shit it's debo hide your shit"