PKA 699: RFK Brain Worm, Sony Caves On Helldivers 2, Insane School Rules

[@tessaract9129]

It has now been 5,271 days since Kyle wore something other than his indoor jacket.

[@bryane6509]

Do you think he wears it all day indoors and then hops on the call or does he put the jacket on right before the call?

[@thewhiteguyatthecookout4480]

Covering his skin darkening like he did when he got swole

[@tessaract9129]

@@bryane6509these are the questions that haunt me at night

[@tessaract9129]

@@thewhiteguyatthecookout4480that melanotan 2 ain’t no joke

[@WayStedYou]

Just admit you want to see him jacket off.

[@biffygumpy]

Remember guys PKA 700 drinking episode

[@h0dl3r]

Yup. Patreon live meet up goal any day now

[@Matthew-ep2xh]

And 7 hrs long

[@WayStedYou]

Watch nothing happen at all

[@elliotwatson3964]

Woody doesnt even look at comments

[@connorjames6307]

Smoke episode is better

[@Unknown-user7]

Remember when Kyle wore those suit jackets that made him look like an 80s coke dealer?

[@Originalchili]

I prefer to say he looked like a struggling 80s comedian

[@elzach0]

Remember when he wasn't so into trans men?

[@ChadofWar1899]

​@@OriginalchiliHe looked like an ex con going to a job interview

[@capatheist]

Wore is one of those words that looks wrong but isn't.

[@Matthew-ep2xh]

The jacket he wears now has made an appearance since episode 584

[@coler6555]

Woody, please do a 5k run but skip the whole time.

[@jimmertrzcinski1144]

Woody Sneaking off to go SKIPPING in the WOODS 😂😂😂😂

[@ZoomNotice]

I can’t belive they didn’t all burst out laughing when he said that

[@RooRguy27]

@@ZoomNotice Kyle went “what” 😂

[@johnlawrence5383]

That was literally hilarious I can’t believe woody actually said that. If anyone else said it you’d think they’re lying but woody you know it’s true 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DGKChoice]

700 is a drinking episode or we riot.

[@connorjames6307]

Naa smoke episode woody eats a whole nerd rope

[@connorjames6307]

Or all of them see what happens haha

[@MrBlazer1996]

Or announce woody’s retirement and jericho is replacing him

[@NocturnalMoonlight]

@@MrBlazer1996 he's too brand friendly to commit to putting his name to something like pka long term

[@paulbustos-]

700 cross faded episode

[@newmexicocannasprouts7627]

I'm 17 minutes in and woody should have taken that skipping thing to the grave 😂😂woody is the best. that's quite possiblely the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life 😂 I choked on a fry eating my lunch when he said "I would skip through the woods"

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh

[@jaycro3284]

Woody the type of dude to put on a girls cowboy hat and go skipping through the woods

[@ploxjump5825]

Actually the gayest thing is you judging another man for his mode of travel. Kyle's the real f slur, always has been

[@johnfarris3831]

It's because he's comfortable with his sexuality obviously

[@merccodcompetitiveplayer2184]

@@johnfarris3831no it’s more so being dumb considering he went from walk to run and then said in between was skipping but not jogging which is quite literally what is in between walk and run

[@GoPotato69]

Happy another year of not ending it kyle

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

😂😂

[@racecarjones4665]

Kyle has the hairline and style of me when I was 7 😎😎

[@rickhietala8392]

Beat comment I’ve seen😆

[@TnAKicks]

an unbelievable amount of incorrect kyle facts today

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Kyle decides what's correct for me. Have faith

[@astroid99]

I need to remind myself that this is a comedy podcast and these guys arent that interested in being right about what they talk about. If they are wrong they dont care.

[@Toasty762]

Does anyone else notice Taylor’s brain turn off when they start talking about abortion? Like you can see it in his eyes he’s not listening or thinking just 😐

[@mrturner4620]

He’s thinking about how angry libs make him during that time hahaha

[@ImperiumLibertas]

How else do you discuss a topic like that with people who are so cognitively dissonant to reality?

[@ImperiumLibertas]

"You don't have to be consistent." - Woody Prioritizing aligning arguments with feelings more than reality.

[@Dogman262]

"Abortion is kinda fun tho" -WoodT

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Will PKA 700 be the episode Woody *STOPS YAWNING DIRECTLY IN THE MICROPHONE?!*

[@SyntheticShinobi]

Quit acting like these guys have decades of experience to know better

[@albatross6221]

DKA strikes again

[@kEvInloLz09]

Whoever clips 56:53 absolutely needs to edit the shirt and cowboy hat onto woody and throw buzz light-year in the background for the playback.

[@DeltaCDN]

And don't give woody the woody outfit, give him Jesse's outfit woody likes cowgirl hats anyway..

[@Vex319]

Kyle talking about the roast without watching it is peak kyle "let me tell you everything about something i know nothing about" meyers

[@Vex319]

this podcast should be called reddit recap

[@jamesf4423]

True. It’s been like that for like 10 years to be honest

[@oWATCHYOURSIXX]

Of course woody was a skipper

[@ploxjump5825]

Based momentum manipulator Woody

[@oWATCHYOURSIXX]

@@ploxjump5825hahahahaha

[@dillonwalshpvd]

The 'tism hit that boy hard af

[@ExpiredClipz]

@@ploxjump5825Momentum Manipulator Matthew

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 4:05:01

[@7scrib]

You're doing God's work

[@bghiggy]

The "blood groove" is called a fuller and it has nothing to do with blood. It's to lighten the blade and give it more stiffness

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Whatever dweeb :p

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Thank you for your service lol

[@FILTHYxSQUID]

Big ups indoor jacket!

[@adamg2882]

700 should be a smoking episode. Could be big opportunity for a special promotion with pharaoh distro

[@letsgotomarsman]

What happened to death by gummies

[@jamesf4423]

@@letsgotomarsmanI think a little kid took them and died, so they rebranded. It’s the same thing if I’m not mistaken

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

@@letsgotomarsmanoh yea forgot about that

[@Simplejackfade]

It’s sad how much Taylor’s brain has atrophied over the years.

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

How do they still not believe in the correlation between lead and violent crime? We literally used to put lead in gasoline and puff that exhaust into the air. Not to mention plastics and foods.

[@MrFineWhiteWine]

Because someone they out of hand dismiss as a libtard said it.

[@THEPVPN00B]

Yea they give the dumbest interpretation of eating dirt, but lead can go in the air and water

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

Why you coming here for facts. This ain't JRE

[@DeltaCDN]

There's lead plumbing that still hasn't been replaced in most homes I imagine. It's in our foods like vegetables and fruits. It's everywhere.

[@z.olderautist2209]

It's not lead, it's melanine

[@mcjjghijbvgnnnbbbb]

I rely on this to keep my Thursday sleep schedule intact

[@connorjames6307]

Intact keeps me awake lol

[@Pipnotiq]

How long has PKA had only those 3 sponsors? They used to have 2x the amount.

[@theafflictionvhs17]

_For PKA __#700__ The guys are gonna treat us with the great, the spectacular & the ever so funny…_ _Steven Hofstetter…._

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

Bruh. I wouldn't even be mad.

[@Austinmp]

PKA 700 being 5 hours would make me happy! Thanks for the shows, PKA is the true podcast for the realest of the real and for your favorite cool person's favorite cool person.

[@connorjames6307]

5 hrs all on nerd ropes the show will be hours long of just grunts and drooling 😂

[@yourwrongloserhaha]

Gooning Episode!

[@Ares78987]

Bro you sound lonely af Austin

[@MisterSludge]

On the skiping topic....i often have dreams that i am VERY proficient at skipping and have developed my own form of skip that is more like an "X-men's Beast" type four limb gallop inwhich i launch myself into the air and propell several feet forward rapidly....people around me are very impressed! Real life training is underway and is going.... decently

[@jackiesburgersandfries4604]

Conway 500lbs world boxing champion for episode 700!!

[@universe7708]

If anyone likes Townsend and Son, try Tasting History. He's also a great history food channel.

[@benitofranklyn4237]

Ulfberht swords are some of the coolest you could get. Used by the Germanic Tribes around the year 1000, made from Persian steel, the modern/advanced version of the Roman Gladius.

[@wvbo]

they were talking about the book fair being useless or not and i came here from spotify to say that i got age of mythology at the book fair in 2008

[@Sasquatch10]

I got Captain Underpants 😂

[@jamesf4423]

I thought the book fair was dope back then too. I got an excuse to bug my parents to buy me some books, that was all I cared about in 2008-2010

[@MrFineWhiteWine]

Kyle fundamentally misunderstanding so much of harry potter is irrationally infuriating

[@Sasquatch10]

Kyle comparing Messi kicking the 9/11 perpetrators in the head stopping the attacks to Harry Potter saving the Wizarding World is a take I didn't know I needed. But the one we deserve. Even the biggest r words on the planet recognise the GOAT 🐐 🇦🇷

[@thedude7319]

03:31:20 you can just hear Woody waiting for his turn to speak, and not listening

[@ChadOfAllChads]

I do that all the time

[@7scrib]

Cool, dude. No one cares.

[@beholdapalehorse7700]

"NPR has 27 of 29 democrats"-Kyle Woody- "I think you can watch NPR and exit better informed"

[@Drewp06]

Woody has the political knowledge of a toddler.

[@beholdapalehorse7700]

@@Drewp06 I would go with the toddlers' opinions honestly....they haven't learned to parrot every msnbc headline yet.

[@mathurex211]

​@beholdapalehorse7700 I'll take the naivety of a liberal over the blatent malice of a progressive any day

[@scholasticaltactical9058]

Bears with no skin look just like a buff guy, with no skin.

[@CrackinJacks138]

Does that get you hard?

[@phatgav1923]

Episode 700 yall need to get a airbnb in Colorado and get high in one room

[@thelikebutton4405]

They could just go to Taylor's house.

[@theweedfarmer419]

can't wait for the 9 hour drinking episode next week!

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!!!

[@paddington1670]

I also read Hatchet in grade 6 and did a book report on it, the teacher was so impressed by my book report she made it required reading for subsequent years.

[@JimmyThree-Balls]

Hate to break it too you but most schools have hatchet as a 6th grade mandatory book, just like great expectations, lord of the flies, and where the red fern grows

[@ZOMBIEWOLF29]

thanks alot nerd

[@jacos133]

1:40:45 it was Michael Phelps with a 159 foot putt, not Tim Tebow

[@sushisizzle]

SO HAPPY TO HEAR KYLE GETTING INTO AOE2! Great game :)

[@Gglilboy]

1 Episode till the dabbing episode woody gonna take a gram dab

[@Dante.-]

He’ll have another seizure 💀

[@V-Pee]

710 should be the dabbing episode

[@creamybottoms]

​@@V-Peefacts

[@mrbushwookie6051]

Woody would be the first od death from cannabis if he did a gram dab

[@sparklefartzpwnt]

It shocks me woody has a stark shield, is pledged to house stark and doesn't know the names of his lords and ladies.... wild....

[@Cooyy]

you guys should really get rid of all the channels stealing your content and putting it behind their own paywall

[@Slasher4446-q3e]

Why it’s free advertising for PKA?

[@Cooyy]

@@Slasher4446-q3e not all of them, just the ones putting pka content behind their own paywall.

[@hooligansway]

Just the boys is the only repeat guest that I like to see

[@Back_To_Pray]

Happy birthday Kyle 🎉

[@slatometer5190]

My highschool had a Gatorade machine that gave us canned Gatorade. Never seen them anywhere else since I graduated in 2019

[@Kinnr_]

you were a lab rat

[@EternalNico1]

PKA 700 DRINKING EPISODE OR ELSE…

[@clydefrog203]

I watched a guy do the Rocky speech at a rehab graduation lol.

[@oliverbrown4202]

Did he get a standing ovation?

[@GamerLad98]

Kyle having a hard time believing a fictional older partially sighted man winning a world championship, while simultaneously being a UFC fan (Michael Bisping)

[@langaz.]

Happy birthday Kyle!!!!

[@ehthick]

Oh boy I wonder what cool and exciting thing they're gonna do for episode 700!

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

You guys gotta find a furry that dresses as a bear to interview him about all the wonen he now meets in the forest.

[@LySergic10]

conception is a crazy take

[@Simplejackfade]

Being hard-stanced against abortion is just crazy in general. The fetus never has and never will understand its own existence or the world around them.

[@ethantaylor6380]

​@Simplejackfade that is an extremely hard stance you have.

[@mrturner4620]

@@ethantaylor6380the only reasonable one

[@LySergic10]

@@ethantaylor6380 it’s just the facts

[@usefulcream]

So happy we all paid for this !

[@ip2zoomer404]

I am no joke. Makes my Thursday night

[@DylanHart8]

Speak for yourself, I get it for free

[@AmericanConstitutionalist]

​@@DylanHart8Shhh, that's the joke.

[@usefulcream]

@@DylanHart8🫵😂

[@LibertarianLibrarian1776]

I didn’t, it’s not hard to find the links for free

[@painkiller66]

Tim Burton directed none of the Harry Potter movies.

[@Thedr-oj8ck]

"Its a life right away" is Taylor's dumbest take to date

[@thebigragu9952]

Why is it not? It’s the complete genetic code for a human being from the moment of conception. DNA separate from the mothers, separate from the fathers, a new person.

[@mrturner4620]

@@thebigragu9952Either way, being against abortion just means you haven’t been as educated as well lol

[@thebigragu9952]

@@mrturner4620 that’s a ridiculous fallacy, if you’d like to have an actual discussion though, I’m down.

[@charlesyoung3444]

3:15:50 I have phrased it exactly like that before😂 like so closely that I could have finished Woody's sentence

[@pawelhey265]

Shoutout to Kyle for putting me on to History at the OK Corral

[@thebigragu9952]

“You don’t have to be consistent.” - Woody 2024

[@Nosmella]

Absolutely vile opening topic

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Welcome to the show!

[@waffenbear117]

I’m eating string cheese

[@kingcreed348]

Today is Saturday.

[@TakeTheQuantumLeap]

Lib

[@Boujiehoodrat]

Drinking episode or I delete the channel. You've been warned. Changing password won't help.

[@GM-kl9mw]

Kyle talking about cardio is funny when they seem to think 5k run is some feat of athletic prowess

[@knox9_]

"He didn't choose the CTE, he was born in it" 😂

[@Risky_LZ]

Happy birthday Kyle!

[@jefferyb11]

As an Arkansas fan I also have hate in my heart for Tim Tebow… he owes Dmac a Heisman.

[@HankGreenburg]

If anyone has brain worms, its woody

[@platapus112]

Tyson didnt need to fight in his 40s because boxing is rigged. Mike is STILL ripped at 60. Hes going to clean Jake's clock

[@thebigragu9952]

Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul is an exhibition match. There will be no winner.

[@giantslug6969]

It'll be on their professional record.

[@cammccarthy9117]

I love when woody references one of his friends it means a FB friend he’s never met

[@arethouready]

Probably is a bot account just slow cooking him to hack him eventually lol

[@robbiehogan8094]

I’d just like to put out there that Edward smith would’ve been 174 if he died last year. Woodies brain is unstoppable and unfolded

[@bashtionstned1465]

Kyle needs to watch the Ryan Waller interrogation it's absolutely wild and I know he'd have an interesting take

[@taylorcorbett8848]

It's odd to see how many people are desperate for a drinking episode, do you not have access to alcohol or people to drink with?

[@guuradubs]

Its odd to see how many people watch this podcast, do you not have access to 3 people to talk to?

[@yugimotobutjacked3231]

The 4-5 they have done have been some of the funniest podcast moments from PKA tbf

[@DeltaCDN]

Sounds like people have drinking problems..

[@BradyDoesntMiss]

Its about watching them suffer bro 😂

[@wonderwu]

Kyle: like like like like like like like like like like like like like

[@fordtp7]

taylors actually anti abortion? wild

[@Kameron-n7q]

What your not?

[@thebigragu9952]

You’re not? You like killing babies?

[@fourtyfivefudd]

I just saw a paramotoring video on Reddit a few days ago where a guy crashed, and had to call for help using Siri. I wish that in the brief minute or so that paramotors were brought up that that video might have been talked about. I’m sure at least one of them have seen it. Either in woodys daily video search of paramotors, or in Kyle’s daily video search for horrific accidents. I would have loved to hear woodys take on what might have been the reason, what could have been done etc.

[@damntravis6056]

Lol if you type Confederate States of America in the search bar and scroll it says viewers also watched this channel and lists a bunch of PKAs

[@masterplanet420]

2:26:00 that’s a fuller it’s used for widening the blade during smithing, no blood or suction stopping, just for ease of making.

[@SoulfulKira]

Lol. Jurassic world doesnt make up a mosasaur; they were always there. Indominous rex was made up, but woody was referencing the mosasaur which was dorectly related to his blue whale talk at the time.

[@diddy8706]

Definitely had the Stop-Light in the Lunchroom for Loudness!

[@paddington1670]

so ridiculous, never even knew that existed

[@diddy8706]

@@paddington1670 I'm from Arkansas n Kyle Is from Georgia. Maybe it's a Southern Thing?

[@jakebaker4066]

1:24:12 kinda insane how accurate they could do that with it still being different but it’s totally accurate.

[@19MadMax98]

Bear, Rare, Fair 1:44

[@jmoney7289]

Care

[@joeleonard9965]

I honestly think Kyle's friend was right. I loved Harry Potter growing up in the early-2000s but it feels regressive and wasteful to spend my adult life even thinking about it.

[@GOOBIS_]

Drinking ep 700

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

45:20 just last week, I heard about a couple of kids that got swallowed up by quicksand at the beach...

[@wwashington0630]

Long time pka fan, you gotta change the title after this Brad Keselowski win

[@ObsidianOG]

Real sweet kids

[@ComedyExpress771]

Why has Taylor's Video Quality NEVER improved, Woody, buy that man a Webcam

[@con7686]

Will 700 be special? Who knows. I just enjoy hearing from the boys

[@arethouready]

Don’t depend on these 3

[@ShmeilMoney]

PKA 700 Fent episode

[@Evolutionofhell]

there's alot of pka without guests

[@NPS69]

Kyle, buy an albion mercenary or ringneck

[@MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE]

The new mercenary is beautiful, I really like their Brescia Spadona

[@TrippyWheelz]

It’s Thursday, I sure hope you guys are recording a drinking episode tonight.

[@davetremaine9688]

Just the girls woooo

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

I feel like Tyson's gonna need to get an early KO to win. Please let it happen!

[@mruntrue9194]

They need to bring Steve1989 on the show for 700!

[@kozukizaki8675]

Celebrations next week!

[@scholasticaltactical9058]

I had a chicken farm with over 300 exotic chickens, you have to cull the bad ones bro.

[@smithjohn3080]

Ironically kyles jacket look is funny... type 4 funny tho