PKA Reacts to New Details from CEO Assassin Luigi Mangione’s Arrest

[@mateuszczarnota95]

Deep down Woody regrets he couldn't be that McDonald's cashier that day

[@PichNuts]

Lol he'd think about it at least

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

LOL

[@shitheadstavern]

Cant wait for Kyle and Taylor to forcibly replace Woody with Wings

[@noahbell7297]

Wings is incredibly cringeworthy. Not a woody defender but he’s definitely better than wings I wish he’d stop being such a giant bleeding heart liberal all of the time.

[@thephasigen]

​@@noahbell7297 agreed. Woodie is infinitely far better than Wings despite being a tool. Outside of that, Wings has his own thing with LolCow and seems to be doing alright. Seems happier. Especially if Boogie is getting hurt.

[@thatlongboardguy598]

Bro has the most recognizable eyebrows right behind papa John.

[@chippydogwoofwoof]

What is crazy to me is that the online response highlights how Americans feel about their healthcare system but nothing is done to change it because the almighty dollar is more important than the welfare of the people.

[@Hongobogologomo]

We need a new George Washington. Corporations are as pervasive as the crown was, if not more.

[@Cody05GT]

Woody- "the thing that I saw" crazy how strong the blinders are with him

[@noahthenormal]

Everybody is biased and in a bubble on some level. If you think admitting you have a limited perspective is a negative, you're just as delusional as any CNN sycophant

[@RT-lw1eu]

I was liking Woody at first, but him claiming that Kyle didn’t read the article was idiotic

[@TomFoolery8478]

Nintendos about to sell a TON of Luigi hats.

[@Jeff_HellensBridge]

Meanwhile Woody trusts Reddit as a major news source 😂

[@nah4215]

Woody is all about Luigi’s shirtless pic

[@wtice4632]

Arent we all?

[@johnnygreenface]

Who isn't? 🤤

[@dj8242002]

1:17 “I need to see it again” then goes right back to his talking point 🤣🤣

[@megamanx7157]

He knows that they won’t let him go back and find evidence so he’ll just repeat the same opinions over and over again to keep them from just completely changing topic 😂

[@TheViolentClient]

We have all this info on the guy, yet the one that shot at trump just has a Blackrock commercial and a high-school yearbook photo...

[@captainweekend5276]

It's funny how Woody will ask whether someone's actually seen something first hand, and whenever they say no he just immediately starts lying about it, I feel like Kyle baited him here because it was literally a screenshot of the article that went viral, which is why he immediately backpedalled when Kyle disputed it.

[@Icarus07c]

"Waaaaah Woody!" 😢 Saved you reading 95% of the comments.

[@RustShack]

LOL. 'The Adjuster'. His tagline: 'Gotcha sucka!'

[@StabbyMcStomp]

never thought I would see these guys trying to setup burt with little ben

[@afae4175]

jury nullification remember it

[@magisterrleth3129]

Unfortunately, it's illegal to bring up as a member of the jury, because it's the Achilles' Heel of our legal system. They would have to silently agree to ignore strong evidence together. Not saying it can't happen, because it's happened before. But it's pretty unlikely. This guy isn't exactly OJ.

[@ticos1235]

I love that the play on camera angles was considered , unfortunately that isn’t the case

[@12monkey57]

If he was smart, he should have gotten rid of the evidence. He is toast for sure

[@tyzilla87]

Knew it wasn’t no pro hit lmfaofffff at the ones who did

[@noahthenormal]

Have you talked to anybody who actually thought that? I haven't heard a single person who wasn't on the news say they believe anything like that

[@sliver7993]

​@@noahthenormal political pundents aren't all on mainstream media news channels. Nice strawman though.

[@magisterrleth3129]

​@@sliver7993 That's not a strawman, but okay.

[@sliver7993]

@magisterrleth3129 because I said so? Where is you refute?

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@sliver7993 Right, so a strawman makes an argument by presenting it's opposition in the worst possible interpretation, and then arguing with that fake version with no nuance. What you saw above is an example of a literary device often called "a simple question."

[@johnnygreenface]

Id buy yhat the assassin was bisexual

[@Strobie_one]

You boys were on the right track but for totally the wrong reasons. The primary strategy to defend this case is 2 fold. 1- It will be extremely challenging for a court to select jury that can be impartial, because almost everyone in American has had some kind of a run in with a private health company. And almost everyone in America knows his name, his face, details of the alleged crime, and will therefore be likely to be prejudicial. Also anyone who ever had or still done have coverage by United has a vested interest and can’t be selected. 2. There are many widely circulated reports that “he changed” after some kind of medical issue and its intervention. - there are MULTIPLE verifiable medical conditions that could have occurred during his injury and treatment of that injury, which all have a high probability of a successful diminished responsibility argument in court. Eg, micro clots, inflammatory disorders effecting the brain, issues with post opp circulation, pathogens, and many more. Any single one of these could be responsible for lots of neuro-psychological effects such as diminished impulse control, thought loops, depression, paranoia, delusions, and many more. 3. The media is noticed too. What you are seeing in their response isn’t some mass collusion to toe the line for the Illuminati. All media companies are shit scared of only one that and that’s legal and financial liability. If they stuff up reporting on this, it’s possible for the victim’s family to hold them accountable for fucking up the trial. It’s also possible that they could be held responsible for copy-cat crimes, on the grounds they fanned the flames. And YES, these media companies have a lot to answer for, and big highly paid executives, which downtrodden lone wolve types usually don’t distinguish as being that much different to executives of big health firms. 4. They have his DNA. - people including you guys seriously do not understand how hardcore dna evidence is now. The methods of collecting and testing are orders of magnitude more precise that in your cop shows and movies. Average day average person, about 1.6-2 grams of biological material is shed. This includes skin, saliva, hair, sweat, eyelashes, body hair, mucus, blood and others. That’s 1.6 MILION micrograms. Of which (depending on the material type) only a few picograms to single micro grams are required to identify a subject. And when I say identify you, I mean exclude a total number of people that is likely higher than the total number of humans ever born until now, and who ever will be. Hope that informs you boys a little. I like your rants. I love them even better when there’s less speculation :)

[@NaritusPwN]

Tldr

[@reubenhandel210]

He's a rich kid who was never a client of united health

[@Strobie_one]

@@reubenhandel210 it doesn’t matter if he was a client or not. It does matter, if any of the jury of his peers are /were.

[@Strobie_one]

@@NaritusPwN you missed out. “Context is the key to all things” - Unknown wise guy.

[@jakemiller4411]

He might not get a life sentence but I don’t think there’s a way he totally gets off

[@jasonstimac238]

Damn, woody, wrong again.

[@anthraxcrab2222]

Woody didn’t try to defend the ceo, I’m so proud 🥹

[@sliver7993]

Do you get all your news on reddit too?

[@greenmoss751]

kyle is such a midwit jfc

[@DeckofLies]

I don’t think he was insured by United specifically, which hurts his case. Since they were the biggest and the worst, it still had to be Thomson in order to make the story what it is. But the jury would be setting a precedent that murdering people to prevent them from continuing to murder thousands of other people is okay. Is it? Probably. But that’s a dangerous precedent to set.

[@darkfafnir4389]

You sound very low IQ...you better blame the doctors for doing their job..every fast food place that's let's people over eat...you people are 🤡🤡🤡 with small shoe size IQs

[@darkfafnir4389]

KZbin letting you clowns say it's ok to shot people but erasing my comments for no reason is hilarious😂😂🤡🤡🐑🐑🐑💩💩💩

[@daylonhucks5592]

They’ll just keep putting CEO’s in. This literally solved nothing and will solve nothing

[@jamsheed03]

I’m not defending United, but the reason Luigi will almost certainly get convicted is not because of precedent, but because United isn’t actively “murdering” people, at least not in the way people perceive •murder and how its defined by the law. It’s more like they have a callous attitude towards the plight of others and allowing them to die, but not actively murdering them, and the jury will differentiate that. I say that because there HAS BEEN precedent before of someone •murdering another in cold blood and getting off scott free, just look up the case of Gary Plauche lol He did it in front of TV cameras and didn’t serve a day in prison for it. So it isn’t about precedent, but more about how involved the “victim” was in DIRECTLY harming others. In this case, United will be seen as being INDIRECTLY INVOLVED in the deaths of people rather than DIRECTLY KILLING them by the jurors, which will hurt Luigi. If you still disagree, then ill propose this scenario….say Luigi had found and killed a mass murderer that the govt had been looking for, like an ISIS member that killed 20 people and somehow got away, and Luigi came across him and assassinated a guy like that, then that is where his chances of walking would go waaaay up. Jurors could easily be like this guy just did us a favor and took an active threat off the street. That’s the difference. Luigi will be convicted because Brian Thompson was not an active threat to people, but instead was the CEO of a company that just doesn’t seem to care if people die. As bad as it is, there is a difference between that and actively pursuing the demise of others.

[@ramenoodle7853]

Ugh immediately woody takes the wheel and drives off the cliff

[@JustSomeReptile]

Luigi just wanted justice for all of the CEO's victims

[@elzach0]

Fuggin idiot ruined his life for absolutely nothing 😅

[@darkfafnir4389]

Yes for someone doing a job...again better blame doctors and fast food and sugar and fats....people like you are what's wrong with the world

[@reubenhandel210]

Only idiots are taking luigi's side. He's a crazy person who shot a stranger in the back.

[@noahthenormal]

Only idiots think people are simply "taking Luigi's side" without any caveats. Everybody thinks murder is bad, but there's more to the conversation than just that

[@reubenhandel210]

@noahthenormal No there isn't. Just idiots engaging in faux populism

[@ayron419]

@7:45 i hear you, but that was a cold killing. there's not a chance in hell they can justify murder with that type of "evidence".

[@stoneylonesome4062]

Poor Brian Thompson, so innocent

[@carmenjohnson1834]

This has been a great situation because it shows how little people think through the logic of their opinions. The same logic that this guy used to kill the CEO could be used to kill Trump supporters, Kamala supporters, religious people, atheists, etc. what really annoys me, though is the same people cheering Luigi on would literally do absolutely nothing to legally fix the problem if offered the opportunity.

[@carmenjohnson1834]

And just because I’m sure people are going to call BS on what I said about that line of logic, go look up Bernie Goetz.

[@wrathredoran]

do not care, accelerate.

[@carmenjohnson1834]

@@wrathredoran @ ok 🤷‍♂️, but when it’s open season on you keep that same energy.

[@deenuk125]

Incredibly based individual

[@joncalloway9290]

First

[@nocheckmarkgames]

something like this could make someone want to bypass congressional norms to take 2A rights away from the American peoplke. Who would be willing to do taht I wonder?

[@wtice4632]

Yeah right. This isnt the first time this has happened

[@thinkharder9332]

Except both items used were already very illegal in the state he had them in. You can't own suppressors are all In NY, handguns are a hassle to get, and home made "ghost guns" are illegal.

[@NaritusPwN]

Been hearing this my whole life. Never happens. Obama was supposed to take our guns. Then Biden. Keeps not happening.