Planet Earth but for Karens, Chads, and Dads

[@visual_safety]

This is the best documentary I have ever seen. National Geographic should hire you.

[@_Re_R_e_]

Fr

[@lola.b2312]

Agree

[@patas294]

Totally 😂😂

[@tallgodsgaming4528]

AGREE😂

[@daphebonnings6905]

Yes

[@selohcin]

This isn't satire; It's an actual documentary.

[@tails5784]

This is the first time in my life I've watched a documentary and actually enjoyed it

[@Edit_name1]

Same

[@Devilx_44]

SAME

[@SpiritBled99]

Hey the david Attenborough ones are good

[@kentrosaurusboi3909]

​@@SpiritBled99 Fr

[@hoppylockhart1968]

V

[@doctorenzoyeh]

You guys are content geniuses! Reminds me of the old Smosh, but more suited for today’s trends and topics! Found you through the shorts!

[@matthew78917]

As soon as you said smosh I thought of my middle school days and how I just suddenly stopped watching them. Sad what happened, but they were one of the channels that made KZbin run back in the day

[@ANIMEBEAST27]

Teens in the wild was goated

[@bryandavidson7375]

​@@matthew78917they're back together

[@TonyMoze]

Yeah these guys are leveraging all the old way of comedy and turning it into the new. I caught onto that too! They definitely are geniuses 🧠

[@shaine1212]

the Karen cries without tears and roll on the floor for help, their defensive mechanism when things gone wrong for them

[@Lazycaty]

Bruh lol 69 nobody like this anymore

[@Not_Georgina]

U did not just say sixty nine r u like 2 and also ima like this Bc unlike ur comment it’s actually funny

[@mrbigsta4221]

@@Not_Georgina okay few things: 69 is a sex joke, and usually sex jokes are used in ages 12-14. You spelled “you” and “are” as “u” & “r”, which is usually a sign of young age in my opinion, as most people I’ve met using such things are young children. Please, if you’re complaining, keep it to yourself.

[@Rubberbloxfruits]

​@@mrbigsta4221 wait can you tell me how 69 is a sex joke bc i thought it was only a hah funni number

[@Sentryunit582]

@Stinger flynn oh go you’re too innocent

[@NebsGMD_]

Imagine that this is how aliens make a documentary about us

[@zitronentee]

There is a movie called The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human. But kinda boring tbh.

[@sirtchreyacts8741]

Mockumentary

[@13taylorswifitie]

lol

[@Real_capybara9]

“Fully erect. Unlike her husband.” Got me dead ass laughing on the floor 😂😂😂

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

The husband erect is on allah level😂

[@mahaboobajaffar4836]

The fact thaat they came up with all these names. Super creative. 10 outta 10.👍😀

[@content_machine]

thank you!

[@radiatedcandy336]

"They form a HOA" so true

[@Jai-129]

Idk why but right after that it said “this HOA” I read “This hoe”😅

[@wilsondavenport6939]

Imagin someone from a different country seeing this and actually going along with it.

[@haidaralhassan4621]

It’s 100% accurate, so it would be beneficial to the person watching it to learn

[@anothermuslima]

It's me, someone from a different country, and I greatly enjoy watching this lol. These kinds of species unfortunately have siblings all over the world

[@waqarsaleem8611]

u think ppl from different countries are stupid for them to going along with it?

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@anothermuslima subspecies lol

[@anothermuslima]

@shanellemurrey9300 yes that's the word 😂

[@Bossfightmedia]

This is hilariously well made. Huge props to the Voice Talent too. Fantastic work.

[@user-bu3gp3us8q]

That's definitely tyler 😅

[@keithsari8000]

just laugh all the mentions to the husband's erectile dysfunction AKA husbubandus flaciduss

[@dragonweyr44]

The karens battle cry is I want to talk to your manager or I know/am friends with/am married to the owner/manager The karen thinks that everyone in a a store, in the parking lot of a store or in the vicinity of a store, is an employee of that store whether they wear the store's uniform or not and their only function in life is to serve them, alone, hand and foot I wrote an entire list titled How To Spot A Wild Karen with over 30 examples if you want to see it

[@d.leighannbatemon3192]

How might one see this list? I feel it would provide entertainment 😂

[@dragonweyr44]

@@d.leighannbatemon3192 Years and years ago, a comic by the name of Jeff Foxworthy really made his name by making a list entitled "You Might Be a Redneck If" jokes Here is my list that I'm going to call "You Might be A Karen/Ken/Kevin If." You might be a Karen if, 1. Your battle cry/mating call is "I want to speak to your manager/owner!" 2. You think that you are always right, especially if you sometimes think that you may be wrong, ESPECIALLY if you KNOW that you're wrong. Even when they're being led away in handcuffs and sentenced to 5 years in jail or more, They're still right. 3. You think that your children are precious little angels who can do no wrong, while ignoring the fact that they're actually demon spawn who destroy everything they touch. 4. A Karen thinks that everything you want should be, if not free, at a hugely discounted price, whether it's on sale or not. 5. No one, and I mean NO ONE is as important as you are. If you are the last one in line for something, you won't be for long. 6. If you or one of the hellspawn that you call a family want something, even if obviously belongs to someone else, it is YOURS. and you should give it to them because either you or your parasites deserve it more than you, the owner of that item, does. They can't conceive of the idea that 'if my child wants said item so much, why don't I buy them one instead?' 7. If things don't go their way and they know it, a Karen will ALWAYS either play either the "rape/molesting" card, fake an injury or call you a pervert or worse if they have their crotch goblins nearby. And if you are an extreme Karen, you'll start throwing a tantrum like a toddler. 8. Karens would make excellent football/soccer players. If things don't go her way, they always do a "flop" and claim injury when they don't. 9. If someone else has something that you or your hellions don't have, or if it is something nicer than what you have you will do one of the following A. Buy something or try to make your partner buy something similar to your item that is significantly more valuable than the item you have (and usually much gaudier than yours) even if you can't afford it to show off. B. Try to steal the item because "You don't deserve it and I/my little angel does." C. Attempts to steal your item, fails and then claims to anyone and everyone around that it was hers/her child's and he or she (you) stole it from them. 10. If a Karen wants something that they can't physically take, such as a neighbors swimming pool, even if there is a fence present, they will break onto your property and use it without permission because "My babies are hot and need to swim" or some similar excuse for any other item 11. Karen's are completely ignorant about things like No Trespassing, Private Property, Do Not Enter, Reserved Parking, Handicapped Parking etc. except when applies to their OWN property 12. A Karen will always leech off of others, especially family but wouldn't lift a finger to help others unless they HAD to and then, only reluctantly. 13. As a whole, a Karen is not that smart in social situations, if it doesn't benefit them or their own, it is of no importance to them to care. 14. Another of a Karen's favorite ways of getting something for free, "But we're family and you can afford it." 15. In the event a Karen hates her children, she'll only keep them around for purposes of power or child support. 16. Most Karen's forget that surveillance cameras exist until pointed out. 17. In the presence of a manager or police officer, or anyone who may be expected to take sides, a Karen always makes herself heard first and loudest. Their thinking, speaking over someone else loudly makes what they say more believable. 18. To a Karen, employees below manager status do not deserve respect, consideration or time unless it is to wait on them hand and foot. 19. If you give a Karen something, she may complain that you didn't do it to her standards or expectations. 20. A Karen has to have her nose in EVERYBODY else's business, but NO ONE can know about hers. 21. A Karen always love to gossip but doesn't understand that there might be other people outside her circle who might hear it and use it against her. 22. A Karen's core belief, "What's mine is mine and what's yours SHOULD be mine because I deserve it more than you do." 23. A prejudiced Karen will be quick to make others aware of that if given the opportunity. 24. If a Karen does value your efforts or contributions, or at least claims to value them, that appreciation tends to go away as soon as you insist on payment or repayment. 25. If a Karen is a military spouse, she is guaranteed to try and wear her husband's rank as if it were her own. Not just military spouses, if the husband has ANY kind of rank i.e., boss or VP of a company, mayor, governor, senator, etc. they feel that they have that same rank in life as well, and the higher the position, the more entitled they are. 26. A Karen either is, is the spouse of, or is best friend of the owner/manager of any business they enter until they find out they have been talking to the owner/manager. spouse of the owner/manager or the child of the owner/manager. 27. A Karen will hold a grudge against others till the end of time, but in the event that you have a grievance against her, Karen will claim whatever you are upset about is 'in the past' and therefore irrelevant. 28. To a Karen, everyone in any given store is an employee specifically put on Earth to serve her. It doesn't matter if you don't work there. It doesn't matter if you aren't wearing the store's uniform (if they have one), It doesn't matter if you DO work there but are off the clock and now are shopping in that store. YOU ARE AN EMPLOYEE and your purpose in life it to serve her hand and foot. And if you say no for any of the above reasons, The Karen will cry her battle cry/mating call (See number 1) 29. Many, but not all Karens are racist, homophobic, xenophobic and any other phobia you can think of that most people think are offensive. 30. Karens don't understand adult/sibling-child relationships outside of their own family. If in a park or a store or a place of entertainment like a fair or arcade, a Karen will see anyone with a large age gap between two people and immediately see "Pedophile" and try to "rescue" the child from them. 31. If a Karen sees an empty handicapped parking space, they will take it for themselves 32. If a Karen sees someone in a handicapped parking space that doesn't "look" handicapped, they become social justice warriors and call the police. Ignoring handicapped placards and licenses plates. I'm always wanting to expand my list so if anyone knows new examples, PLEASE let me know.

[@averagetheatrefan]

I want to see it pls

[@dragonweyr44]

@@d.leighannbatemon3192 33. Karens, as a rule can't understand anyone having a physical disability that isn't COMPLETELY obvious such as missing limbs. If a person is blind or deaf, if someone has food allergies, if someone is in a wheelchair or a mobility scooter, they think that they're faking it and will ALWAYS try to prove that they're faking it. If they're blind and/or have a guide dog, they'll break their cane or steal their dog, their children will want to either pet or try to steal their dog because their hellspawn want their dog. If they're deaf and in a store, they'll think that they're faking it to get out of helping them (see rule 28) even if they aren't in uniform. If they're in a wheelchair or mobility scooter they'll try to force you out of it because the karen will think you're being lazy. If this person is in a store, amusement park, a zoo or some other outdoor event, they'll want to force you out of the chair because "I/my child is tired and wants to use it now." If you have a food allergy, they'll try to force you to eat whatever you are allergic to because "You're faking it" even if their victim is being hauled off in an ambulance. A karen can't understand physical disabilities that are not "in your face" obvious like missing limbs because since the karen doesn't have a disability, no one else has one. 34. People with disabilities MUST look miserable at all times because, in their eyes, "You look too happy to be disabled." 35. A karen will defend themselves and their children to the death, no matter what crime they commit because "they have a right to steal from you." 36. All karens "know the law," and "know the police" and "will see to it that you are arrested and sent to jail" for trying to defend yourself and family from their crimes. The karen can do no wrong, even as they're being hauled off by the police. 37. Karens belonging to an HOA will always either try to be president of the HOA OR, if they aren't part of the board, will claim to be not to help the neighborhood, but to abuse any perceived authority they have by, but not limited to Levying fines on homeowners Towing "ugly" cars, usually the owners prized classic cars. Forcing neighbors who are NOT part of the HOA to join or trying to force the non-HOA member off their land to claim their land illegally. Sell off the non-HOA member's land while they aren't around illegally. Poisoning non-HOA farmers animals so that they will be forced to sell. Burning down their property if they can, sometimes, if the owner is in the house at the time. Claiming a neighbor's pool is theirs (see rule 10)

[@dragonweyr44]

@@averagetheatrefan I've posted it here already

[@DaQuavius]

You should report on some of the different species.

[@tails5784]

Like the unculus politiceuse

[@masterdingus7074]

I work with a hoarding proscpectoris. A rare species, but nonetheless fascinating to observe. With a daily diet of diet sprite, straight up table salt, lunch scraps from co workers, watered down beer, and the cheapest hot dogs he can find in bulk at walmart, the prospectoris's continued existence is a scientific mystery.

[@minusculegremlin]

this is the best David Attenborough impression ever.

[@meydiaengka]

Minimus Wagus 🤣🤣🤣

[@AFM515]

Love that Google is suggesting an English translation for this 😂

[@blueberrywaffle]

@@AFM515Little Wagus 🤣

[@nicholasjoannette2254]

So funny man lmao

[@AFM515]

The Emilia TheyThemus. Absolute gold 😂

[@shahmeer2639]

if dinosaurs were people be like:

[@larisachan1787]

I lost it when said " Supervisaurus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Summer.12Girl]

3:42 the messages are ironically funny because they’re all sent within an hour of each other, and they all say the same thing except one, which says, “I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% a wage slave”. And then the response 🤣 Whoever wrote that part of the script is bloody hilarious

[@guybayo2002]

These mocumentry sketches are my favourite of all your sketches by far

[@pameclipse]

imagine if this was the only proof that humans exist

[@RodneyKimbangu]

The stereotypical jungle score makes this even more interesting.

[@Bluegamingishere]

This is how aliens would probably show us as and explain us as after they take over earth

[@axyspianostudio]

"one man's feast, is another man's famine"

[@Arylist]

Why is this actually so good 💀

[@hidajetsejdic4270]

Caucasianus Chaddonis Tyronus Homeboysapien

[@sipradipmahapatra2496]

Undoubtedly this is the most enjoyable documentary I have ever seen 😅😅😅😅😅

[@Avery_415]

I've learned alot today

[@punishmentgame]

This is such a professional documentary, complete with latin binomial names XD I've watched many documentaries but this must be the best one out there

[@Fylasfrommabi]

OMG YOU ACTUALLY PUT EM TOGETHER? THANK YOU!!!

[@kaerika4655]

These are hilarious. Id love to see you guys do sub species of these at some point. Like the southern Karen or the male equivalent of Karen.

[@sirtchreyacts8741]

The Chad's and the Karen's taking over the world

[@JBoxy7]

Far-left karen and far-right karen.

[@icingcake]

Yikes - the dude looks pretty good in the blonde wig 😂

[@content_machine]

😏😏😏

[@MrSomsoc]

@@content_machine thank you very much for compiling the human documentary! Do more whenever you can 💪🏻

[@appleoneill5135]

I've been thinking the same! He looks hot as hell 😍

[@icingcake]

@@appleoneill5135 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TRWFacty]

Woah woah woah 😨

[@MrSomsoc]

Thank you very much for putting all of them together! If you could continue your human documentary that you be awesome 😎💪🏻

[@_average_person]

All the Karens are calling the manager on this one😂😂

[@apm3694]

This is the human equivalent of national geographic

[@donovan1082]

We need more of this

[@content_machine]

more are coming!

[@loydmartin9111]

Your work is the best comedy ever!

[@BasilsGardenofFlowers]

“Her gluteus maximus” got me😂😂😂

[@diamondjr.1570]

I need more of this i don't care I WANT MORE!

[@thefirstdownsquad]

“Minimus Wagus” is CRAZY 💀😭

[@WildStream36]

Man, that Karen is ripped.

[@clauaome25]

"today his heart is big" ❤

[@sanaamoghrabi5251]

It looks like the Karen's have escape the zoo again.🤷‍♀😆 (LOL)

[@MoleIOW]

This is a masterpiece and somehow so realistic

[@Soulkingbrook-79]

0:25 had me dead XD

[@nikhilmajeti1874]

Thank you so much for making funny content and keeping us happy

[@subaruford3344]

This is the greatest and most depressing documentary I have ever seen

[@anaghaudupa9545]

Husbandus flaciddus... I can't!!! 😂😂😂

[@PandorasBox2]

100 times more accurate documentary than Netflix Cleopatra they should hire u

[@catcherbrinson2737]

this is better than national geographic

[@6366budjet]

Best documentary on people.

[@--__--.]

It's a masterpiece of creative genius 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@legomoai]

I feel like the Wagie should've been named the "Lesser Wagie"

[@albertkwan4261]

This voice over guy is humanity last hope.

[@MessiahManiac]

Content machine is operating on another level, I am so proud of you guys 💪

[@vmthelegend5140]

After witnessing a karen mocking a minimum wage busdriver and i can confirm the rest of the describtion as well. I also noticed male karens where even before karens a thing.

[@Im_basically_an_Npc]

Dude, it takes a lot of heckin work to write and perform something this funny, thanks for the laughs man, all love❤ -Skibidi sigma ohio baby gronk

[@filipeamado5077]

Tyronus Homeboysapiens I'm weak lmao

[@closetedninja9099]

Emilia TheyThemus got me wheezing HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@shawnycoffman]

Great way start the day. Thanks for posting! 😆👏

[@maryj7423]

What is this masterpiece. Perfect script and voiceover. The ancient latin names work so great and the social critique is so witty and accurate. I hope this goes viral, I laughed so hard the whole time😂😂😂

[@d.b.hemlock]

10,000 years from now these will be the official historical documents...

[@kristinacable]

The hair bob...lol

[@SilliousBillious]

“The homeowners association” 💀💀💀💀

[@yezkychriss]

Loved every second! Amazing job

[@octoberschild3115]

I haven't laughed 🤣 😂 this friggin hard in forever! Sweet Holy Baby Cat Jesus 🐈 this is the BEST!!! 🤣😂😝😁🤣😂🤣☮️ *THANK YOU SO MUCH* for your Genius Humor. Needed it more than you could imagine.

[@AnnaNakopia]

How aliens talk about our society 😭😂

[@Chara3690]

This documentary is so accurate that I just subbed ❤

[@seagurl9369]

OMG LAUGGHINGG, thanks for making theseee

[@BluePijama]

Such a Masterpiece!!! Cheers from Italy

[@JustSal2]

this is a masterpiece.

[@rubywilliams7896]

The best ever documentary ever made in history this needs a round of applause

[@monkearmy]

As a miminum wages I will stay away for the homeowners association

[@flawlessmogul9719]

Astounding storytelling 🥳

[@jeffML3926]

11/10

[@ImmortalGirl]

Fantastic, impressive and hilarious work

[@Yokasta913]

The keyterms in this compilation had me in fcking tears😂😂😂😂😂

[@delta_1234vd]

This was awesome 👏

[@slashall8926]

To quote Data, very very accurate.

[@thefatrat5240]

Guy opened up opportunities for so much memes

[@ThejaKarnati]

The creativity... 📈

[@jadensoria8786]

This is a masterpiece and beautiful

[@jadonherr6469]

Awesome to see a full video of this

[@Traylbl43er007]

The emilia theythemus 😂😂😂 I can't 😂😂😂😂 She probably evolves into the north American karen 😂

[@90210Skye]

Next, the Simpus Flaccidus.

[@yukia.8188]

Thanks for this 😆

[@imonlydancingsal1509]

Brilliant guys !!

[@ritatodd1070]

I don't know what to say, except brilliant, stupendous, Bravo, I laughed so hard I think I hurt something.😂

[@BeaconOfLight_1997]

"Turns out I'm 100% a wage slave" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Eilanzer]

Nature is beautifull! 🥲

[@sojournmain9026]

Brilliant love this series 😂

[@zflipside]

THIS IS SO GOOD!

[@chaoscultus]

this is SOOOOO GOOOD!

[@sullymeneghetti8462]

Oh my goodness! this is amazing

[@jackwriter1908]

Why is this so good?!

[@shantipandey3399]

*I love this planet earth :)* *I’ve learned more about animals!!*

[@linkcell]

I actually learned a lot. Thx.

[@BabaGaba-yf6qg]

Best documentary ever

[@anything8805]

Now we need more lol

[@Derlei]

I hope you guys get to 1mil subs