A group of Space Wolves are standing around a table in a bar shouting "Thirty Days! Thirty Days!", raising toasts and cheering like the Emperor has risen again. A Salamander comes on by and says "Brothers, I have heard your chanting and seen you cheering. Why are you chanting 'Thirty Days'?" One of the Space Wolves turns to him and says, "Well met brother! We took on a fearsome task that challenged us all to our limits, and yet we completed it in naught but a fraction of the time. In a mere 30 days!" "Indeed? What mighty task was this?" "That puzzle said 3-4 years. We did it in 30 days!"
@wendellstephens63119 ай бұрын
Danm that's good! 😂😂😂
@blizzardgaming70709 ай бұрын
I don't know what's worse, that this is completely believable or that it hasn't happened in lore yet.
@genesisera83649 ай бұрын
this sounds like a joke the Thousand Sons would make before most of them turned into dust bunnies
@nopejhonson958Ай бұрын
@@genesisera8364 where do you think they found the puzzle hint: Prospero
@veksar9 ай бұрын
This man has found a way to make Warhammer 40k figurines a tax write off. I see you Platinum, well played.
@MithrilRoshi7 ай бұрын
5d chess move. Insane, should try it myself.
@lusornemo80664 ай бұрын
I mean, they cost so much. Might as well.
@jalamenos9 ай бұрын
"Honestly, it can't get any more grimdark than that. Oh but it actually can." This could be the descriptor to so many things in 40K.
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
Wait till he discovers the Daemonculaba.
@zzTeebeutel9 ай бұрын
The Darktide music goes hard, ngl
@brian28889 ай бұрын
Dark tide music goes EXTREMELY hard
@silkyjohnson42089 ай бұрын
One of the best soundtracks out there imo
@beardfistthegoldenone72739 ай бұрын
I'm tinkering with stuff on darktide as I listen to this video. The music has no right to be as glorious as it is.
@CoffeeMaus9 ай бұрын
"Go work your cringe 9-5, I'll be gaming" -Abaddon pre-Black Legion
@honestwarmonger46629 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for him to go over the night lords and Konrad curze, and how crazy they are
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
Or the Daemonculaba.
@Ajvt-ux4ec6 ай бұрын
@@redeye3869ugh
@HauntingSkull9 ай бұрын
1. Discipline leads to Victory 2. It is Victory in War that brings Immortality 3. Immortality is the Gift of Chaos 4. In exchange, Chaos demands Blood 5. Thus, Blood must be ever spilt 6. Therefore, Eternal Life demands Eternal War 7. Eternal War demands Eternal Discipline 8. Chaos will always have Blood: Yours or Theirs
@codysing12239 ай бұрын
1. Faith in the Emperor is Victory. 2. For His Victories, he brings Death. 3. Death to the enemies of Mankind, and all who lack faith in Him. 4. In exchange, The Emperor Protects. 5. Thus, The Immortal God Emperor Shepard's humanity. 6. Therefore his price is our very soul, to deny eternity and join him. 7. Hate is the Emperor's greatest gift, through humanity his wrath remains eternal. 8. The One true God of Humanity, He who sits on the Throne of Terra.
@fy3kor9 ай бұрын
Basically Chaos's version of: What is your duty?
@codysing12239 ай бұрын
@@fy3kor that was my thoughts too tbh.
@HauntingSkull9 ай бұрын
@@fy3kor - Eight Principles of War - Breviary of the Alpha Legion. Trust at your own risk
@robertduggan37359 ай бұрын
@@codysing1223 screw your emperor, and screw the golden throne.
@kenny187ful9 ай бұрын
"Abandon reason! Know only war!" Sums up the 40k universe more than any deep dive lore video ever could
@FFVogter.-em6zz2 ай бұрын
Honestly Abbadon is pretty much the perfect slave to Chaos and symptom of the Imperiums decay. War is all he knows, he is not a builder, artist, diplomat, healer etc. No, just a warrior and warriors would exist as a means to an end not the end itself. As bad as the Emperors treatment of the Thunder Warriors was understandably as to why he wanted to scrap them and perhaps even the astartes afterwards as well. They would only be focused on war and Abbadon is just that, a tool. In every sense of the word. Every bit of good deed such as his honor, martial prowess and deeds are twisted and perversed even his good deed of preserving and cleaning Sigismund’s bifurcated body reeks of self interest and praise like a child of Fulgrim. In the end Abbadon is evil because he cares only about war and not one wit about anyone or anything else. Horus was the better man because he still cared about Humanity’s ascension but by his own standards which got corrupted and worsened by his fall to Chaos.
@JimIBobIJones2 ай бұрын
More like knows only failure.
@pacificgrim46619 ай бұрын
I went with Black Legion since I can have Khorne Berzerkers, Rubric Marines, Noise Marines and Death Guard as allies, I paint them in a black scheme while keeping some of their original cult colors
@CharlesAlagos9 ай бұрын
The space marine voice brings me a sense of nostalgia where i've heard this sound font before
@DylanJo1239 ай бұрын
Dawn of war?
@meeyatttA9 ай бұрын
I was wondering how you will explain Black legion, considering their story spans for 50+ books, and you've done an excellent job summarizing it!
@kenny187ful9 ай бұрын
"It is too late, Father, I have all 40,000 of the Warhammers" - John "Horus" Heresy
@DarkMegaPlague9 ай бұрын
I got to say,,, these warhammer models has more than 6x thin layers of paint on them
@henrychurch60628 ай бұрын
I believe it's the scanning of the models that does that. Turning a model into polygons and stretching those textures to fit is going to mess it up.
@joaovitorreisdasilva95739 ай бұрын
Iskandar Khayon is lowkey one of the most badass humans in all warhammer 40K.
@thefeatherbird_3 күн бұрын
Say what you will about Abaddon but he got the strongest psyker in the galaxy simping for him Dude made Magnus kneel but treats Abby like hes the hottest shit in the galaxy. Thats one hell of an asset
@TheMizymod9 ай бұрын
"And how many times has this Abaddon fellow tried?"
@Hawkens4k9 ай бұрын
"They Deserved it" Failbaddon the armless, is that you?
@Kristian.B.Kristiansen9 ай бұрын
False meme narrative untrue to canon.
@KingLich4519 ай бұрын
hahahaha armless
@dietzel89889 ай бұрын
The 3D scanned minies being static and still being animated to a degree goes so hard
@theemeraldshaft35529 ай бұрын
“Universe on Fire” by Gloryhammer is basically the thought process of the black legion
@Triistone9 ай бұрын
For years i've been somewhat interested in the 40k lore but I never really got into it since it felt really overwhelming to me. Your channel is the perfect place for it. Thanks !
@RecoveringLoLAddict9 ай бұрын
The real heresy was the the friends we killed along the way. Also damn man, you are summarizing it way to much, you did my boy Siggy dirty. There was so much meme potential in that fight and you just went "Sigismund got crumped and his body was delivered to Terra"
@MrLolguy939 ай бұрын
Can't wait until we get to the Emperor's Children and the madlads such as Lucius the Eternal and Fabius Bile aka Pimp Daddy Bile aka Fabulous Bill
@LordCrate-du8zm9 ай бұрын
Bro completely misinterpreted why Abaddon shipped Sigismund back to Terra 💀 They had a 1-v-1 that was extremely close even though Abaddon was juiced up on Chaos and Sigismund was old. However, even though he ended up killing him, Abaddon held an extremely high regard for Sigismund as a warrior and sent his body back to Terra as a show of respect.
@Anjouvis9 ай бұрын
Abaddon was not juiced up on Chaos when he fought Sigismund
@mp52849 ай бұрын
He was indeed juiced up on chaos, just not as much as he would be later in the timeline.
@LordCrate-du8zm9 ай бұрын
@@Anjouvis oh. Neat!
@kenny187ful9 ай бұрын
Sigi in his prime would've wrecked failbaddon
@kenny187ful9 ай бұрын
I think it was a mix of both, Abbadon sent a message while also showing respect to Sigi
@ierablethewise12529 ай бұрын
Shit, 4 years i thought that i prefer loyalist side of conflict, that absolutly changes my mind
@siedwillemdejong14549 ай бұрын
The Noise marine bit got me lol
@akiakrok9 ай бұрын
"They deserved it" Enraged Bricky coming in 3....2....1...
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
*The planet broke before the guard did. CADIA STAND!*
@presidentofthegalaxy7849 ай бұрын
@@redeye3869more like drifts in space dust
@johnmcfarlane31479 ай бұрын
Goddamn dawn of war had some fucking amazing voice acting
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
It’s a shame they never made a third game.
@myflatlineconstruct9 ай бұрын
Agreed. Far better than any other 40k game attempt.
@Julian-cn1ey9 ай бұрын
Long time watcher of the WoW channel and of 40k. I've played Black Legion on the tabletop for a few years now too. This video slaps. There's basically no 40k YT lore content that actually addresses the Legion Wars or the Battle for Cantacle City, and it's just so cool to see these brought up, and not only that, but with the level of production quality on offer. Amazing work!
@spiritofthegorg69509 ай бұрын
Fellow 40k player..arent you also tingling from the many small inaccuracies of the lore?
@Ratman369 ай бұрын
The great horned has bless-bless this music
@Norrieification9 ай бұрын
I’m new to 40k are the Skaven here as well?! Or are they AoS only? (Sorry for the noob question).
@Ratman369 ай бұрын
@@Norrieification in fantasy and AOS. And I'll basically a bunch of doofenshmirtz
@swordmonkey663513 күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, the black armor came after the consolidation in the Eye of Terror when it was used to mark the dark history during the retreat after Horus died.
@chadpickens85009 ай бұрын
My man is killing it with the 40k lore. Having said that, you've gotta look at what folks have done with the Dawn of Warn engine so you don't have to use miniatures. God bless, hoping for the best for you!
@DunCannon9 ай бұрын
The planet broke before the Guard! Cadia Stands!
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
*CADIA STANDS*
@jamarswope2341Ай бұрын
I really like that for a given video you essentially side with who you're talking about, like with this one and with the Ultramarines one. You really get into the "Black Legion kicking ass" feeling in this one, where a lot of others wouldn't give them that credit. It helps highlight the subjective nature of the setting, I think. Plenty of people would laugh at the fact that Abaddon couldn't take Cadia without destroying a Black Fortress, but you (rightly) point out that he destroyed the planet by THROWING A DAMN FORTRESS AT IT
@frewthelookingglass860Ай бұрын
I feel you, I’ve only started getting back into 40k after 20 years - I played chaos and loved them, when I heard they rammed a ship into a planet I was like, that’s dope - what cooler shit has the beta emperor done?
@sergeantspeshal9 ай бұрын
best warhammer loretuber just dropped
@ZeroFocu59 ай бұрын
I'm gonna guess Platinum plays Chaos... and the Black Legion particularly...
@IAmJarvisorSynthetc9 ай бұрын
Basically, the World Eaters *You've just earned a new sub, please let the blood flow without cease*
@schizosamurai88409 ай бұрын
Im consooming 40k stuff in every form for 10+ years and yet I have never, even once, heard about the Legion Wars. Sick.
@quangcaodo88649 ай бұрын
Read Aaron Dembski-,Bowden Talon of Horus and Black Legion. It details that entire thing
@MrLolguy939 ай бұрын
Oh boy, here comes Failbaddon the Harmless
@person44369 ай бұрын
Very high quality editing, good work mate!
@dat_lamp9 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the video with Noise Marines. I know Platinum will blast some WUB WUB FOR SLAANESH!!
@autobotskyflame62879 ай бұрын
Just ordered my own Abby. Can't yet decide if I'll attach his arms though
@Patrick-jr1gh9 ай бұрын
Absolutely killing it on your new channel, keep up the good work man!
@elden75279 ай бұрын
Honestly, I love your videos. I think, out of all the loremasters on youtube, you are the one I can watch and never get tired of. Also, if I can ask you a question, do you think that, in the long term, you could bring not only 40k, but also Age of Sigmar? I think your style of making these videos could be great for AoS!
@jackcharlie93228 ай бұрын
I’ll say it now and say it again , this is the tightest editing in the warhammer KZbin space , this channel is incredible
@yamibakura85978 ай бұрын
The idea of Abaddon making moonshine is such a funny idea to me, it really humanizes him in such an unexpected way.
@ExosLife9 ай бұрын
the love that the black legion tactics is like drop a ship on the planet
@dunnoowo88289 ай бұрын
virgin imperium exterminatus
@robertduggan37359 ай бұрын
Amen brother, amen.
@aska99469 ай бұрын
Man you can feel the work put into these videos, truly amazing job i'm beyond happy that you decided to make videos about my two favorite universes
@havardross57829 ай бұрын
I love the idea of using a table top simulator for background shots. Bloody awesome
@Rudevald9 ай бұрын
Abaddon is starscream of Warhammer 40k
@Ali-c1s5i9 ай бұрын
Absolutely love your style and the comedy you add to lore exposition. Subbed.
@RespawnM9 ай бұрын
Glad to see you step away from the sinking ship that is warcraft Respect brother
@draghicivlad24449 ай бұрын
The Gods have blessed us today.
@sleveno9 ай бұрын
You mean the emperor right? RIGHT?
@golgarisoul9 ай бұрын
The black and gold goes hard, not gonna lie
@witcherjohn34405 ай бұрын
I have only played warhammer with my dad as a kid and I just choose an army that looked the coolest I didn’t realize I choose such a messed up faction but I’m all for it
@Kristian.B.Kristiansen9 ай бұрын
You really had few ways of knowing this, but Abaddon didn't fight his way to Horus's corpse. It was left on the floor, and he simply came back to the room.
@bpampolini9 ай бұрын
I could never get into Warhammer 40k because I'm not a huge fan of sci-fy and space, but i gotta say, youre doing a great job! I'd love to see a Warhammer Fantasy version too!
@ravishing_cadet46259 ай бұрын
Horus: How did you not see this coming father, my last name is heresy!!
@sirderik9 ай бұрын
well i will give credit, the thumbnail is like the first time outside of someone's paint job i seen someone actually depict abbadon with his golden scared eyes as described in the black legion series who otherwise gets shafted very often by GW... like because it ain't dan abnet it evidently isn't untouchable cannon immediately so texmp the black blade has no scar hints, magnus never seem to mention Iskandar Khayon and gl finding official art of aba with golden eyes.
@Bizarrnonsense2 ай бұрын
love it that the subtitles allways read falus instead of falcus lol
@wishesandfishes9 ай бұрын
Those dawn of war VO clips are timeless
@arey69689 ай бұрын
These lore videos are amazing ! Can't wait for Space Wolves !
@Odynh9 ай бұрын
"In a strategic assault" Live reaction to abbadon: oh fuck, oh shit, the phalanx is here, quick, think of something... eureka! *hurls a one of a kind unique, only 5 in the whole existence, spaceship at the planet in a tantrum
@brad1426Ай бұрын
Being a traitor astartes sounds like the most uncertain choice ever lmao
@erikpuzanov40749 ай бұрын
I love seeing how you, Platinum, transitioned to Warhammer content with time, the way I had it and I guess many other people as well. Warcraft was amazing and it was, at some point, a better more modern and much more amazing clone of Warhammer, until... Well, you know. And now we simply turned to the more stable and ever-nice classic. I genuinely love Warcraft and it is my childhood but DAMN Warhammer is so much better in so many ways it's amazing. I hope to enjoy watching your new channel grow with years and wish you all the luck. You will become one of the few amazing WH lore channels in no time!
@erikpuzanov40749 ай бұрын
Also you're clearly biased towards Chaos and I can't wait to see your 20 thick layers of paint in a Nurgle video ;)
@MoonTurky9 ай бұрын
I have not played wow in many years, but if i had the choice between wow or 40k, i think i would never even look at the direction of 40k. Its such a cringefest that it makes my balls shrivel up like you are standing naked in the snow. And thats compared to wow even, thats saying a lot lol.
@toxic_voxix95419 ай бұрын
More Black Legion stories! They are my favorite traitor legion.
@Scoutman42969 ай бұрын
Loving your channel so far, I see the passion you put into each of these videos. Let the galaxy burn!
@caboosegaming99929 ай бұрын
I love how fast your channel is growing. Band together brothers!!! Get this man 100k
@andrewnewell11429 ай бұрын
Hope to hear about the Space Dwarfs soon. Great faction to explain how we got from the present to 40k
@Gnome_Gnoson9 ай бұрын
Nice!! As someone who’s new to warhammer lore these are very helpful
@crimsonraptors6779 ай бұрын
The chaos gods command you to do a video for every faction
@ianortiz31332 ай бұрын
I love the Dawn of War commentary, good stuff. Thank you 👍🏼
@estebanguerrero6829 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the next, thanks so much for the content
@Rog_r8 ай бұрын
Glad to see someone who can appreciate the black legion as much as I do!!! Aaron Dembski Bowden finish the series!!!!
@LILLIASNIFFER9 ай бұрын
gamer abbadon playing darktide had me rolling, thank you
@ImposCoE9 ай бұрын
This video has seriously made me made up my mind. I want to build my CSM as Black Legionnaires!
@pedropierre95949 ай бұрын
Lets see how many mistakes we find on this one
@youssefk83669 ай бұрын
To be honest this channel is the most interesting Chanel I hope you keep doing this till you some day cover all the factions in the Warhammer 40k nice work mate
@veo169 ай бұрын
great editing. held my attention all the way through.
@Kingmaster649 ай бұрын
It's so weird that maybe 1 or 2 days after i decided to play 40k you released the channel. Everything comes together. How i thirst for the tyranid video
@singedthemadchemist16169 ай бұрын
Magnus and the thousand sons next plz
@MiguelSanchezDelVillar9 ай бұрын
The Horse Heresy is truly one of the events of Warmace 40 Million
@Tron890006 ай бұрын
I like how you use 3D scans of models
@sunrise6009 ай бұрын
can't wait for your uploads, please keep going these things are fucking precious to me (I save them for when im super ready to chill)
@Archadon9 ай бұрын
i get so fucking excited when you upload. such good innovative content
@aaainxsno19 ай бұрын
I appreciate you doing this lore. I am looking forward to the 40k series and this will surely give me some perspective for it.
@SheriffJoe4209 ай бұрын
Boy I sure love hearing Kermit explain black legion lore for 17 minutes
@svuber9 ай бұрын
The style you're doing is great! Though the models themselves look kind of blurry and lacking in detail, that's not really that big of a deal. However, while the color on the models probably stand out a lot better in reality, they look kind of muted and sometimes barely visible. If it is possible to increase the contrast in whatever software you use, I think that would ultimately make the models stand out much more! That, or it's something to do with the lighting.
@kingofnoobstar75889 ай бұрын
I legit have interest in the 40k lore with his explanation now
@redeye38699 ай бұрын
There’s many other lore channels with way more videos that go into more details. Along with many many novels about particular characters.
@PeterHSPeter9 ай бұрын
Really like your channel! I'm a noob at Warhammer 40k so this is all fun lore to learn about
@martinhigueras17329 ай бұрын
My body is so ready for this
@tsarzamancorpdna9 ай бұрын
From the golden boys to major galactic anti imperial op The sons of horus got hoed bad by chaos
@jackcharlie93229 ай бұрын
Your editing is cutting edge
@ladysyberia74199 ай бұрын
These videos are turning out to be really good!! I've never played Warhammer & know nothing about the game, but these have been so good! 💚
@nicholasleon78199 ай бұрын
i love the “abandon reason! know only war!” because i always read it like “fuck bitches. get money.”
@anakinmontgomery31927 ай бұрын
Amazing video and style truly a wonderful refreshing and entertaining much watch !!
@PandaWolf5259 ай бұрын
“Beep Boop!” “Fuck Loyalists!”
@schizosamurai88409 ай бұрын
My favourite part of Black Legion lore is when Abaddon kills the clone and says "You are no true Horus Heresy."
@Marsbarization9 ай бұрын
HEY! Platinum, you did my boy Sigismund fucking dirty. He mortally wounded Abbadon, only reason he lost was chaos revive shananigans.