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[@whysoserious1014]

That skit felt like a real conversation, that’s good acting

[@SmoothLion78]

Bro this is a real conversation he spittin nothing but facts that every woman isn't ready to hear.

[@Bornsiinner]

@Curtis Sims 💯 he broke it down perfectly.

[@wettgilliam]

Damn right.

[@CLLife]

💯

[@b6pablo]

@@SmoothLion78 yep yep

[@leroyrodgers6089]

I swear this guy is the modern day Shakespeare lol. So many good lines.

[@trevlongrant6266]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@ailaaaishapath9823]

More like the hood Shakespeare.

[@SuperKoolAidMan17]

Most definitely!

[@dramacitynative]

"If you offering the cakes, Then I must partake "LMAOOOOO!!!!!

[@siyabongamasanabo3385]

Facts

[@hmackprotection1]

“Hypothetically if you were to offer me your loins.. I would sauté them” 🗣💯% sold gold diamond incrusted Facts!!

[@Mrslam2000]

Yes we need that

[@khufukhafre1963]

Thief

[@davidmeinie6699]

Definitely the best line. Another quotable

[@gokilokis]

Hypothetically...

[@jholliday3]

The loins this dude Jah hillarious

[@jmboulware]

"If you offering the cakes, imma have to partake."

[@playboysammy326]

Lmfao fuckin Partake

[@mattrainey4724]

Partake facts

[@MegaSleep1]

😂😂

[@calebgraham6166]

11:06 He had to think about that for a minute there?😂😂😂😂😂😂 He done fucked up his chances to smash his female homie.

[@flohoncho6589]

“If you are offering the cakes, I would have to partake” 😭😭😭 dude is a goat💯

[@seedofjacob3178]

DAMN STR8

[@zarqawho]

All the fucking time i thought i was number 5 with my homegirl.. nope, i am Jah in this sitch😂

[@oldfoil3298]

Had me crying lmao

[@ZLG4Ever]

I want that on a t-shirt

[@flex2timez]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@Ant_Jackson]

“If you offer me your loins, I’ll have to sautéed them....” Greatest quote ever! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@simiyuwasilwavictor4956]

I agree with you on that one lol

[@thelifeofsnapavelli]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dalegreen9353]

Its the picnic one for me lol

[@TJbates]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 big facts 😭😭😭😭😭🍾🍾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@christopherchaffer2697]

@@dalegreen9353 I agree with bro! "If I put my hot dog in your bun, then it's a picnic" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whoiscrown]

You can literally tell women the game and they STILL be in denial.

[@aka.footies3632]

I swear, annoying af,

[@amadouba3998]

I think these chicks know what’s going on.. they just friendzoning these guys and pretend they don’t know wassup

[@kayjay842]

Lol hell yea

[@linchayes9007]

That is so true..

[@chopdeez2961]

nah...they just avoid accountability of it being mutual

[@Etrey33]

This man belongs on the big screen!!!

[@aggreywafula6827]

Amen

[@melveancox5085]

💯💯

[@dapperfan44]

He's getting there!

[@motovation101mediation8]

Yea

[@KhoPhi]

This wasn't acting. This was a real convo. A camera just happened to be recording. 🤣🤣

[@Dirge861]

It really felt like that too

[@dolojo3685]

No cap😂😂

[@jayhova1788]

Facts

[@elvinslaughter2174]

big facts

[@iMeta4]

All camera angles too

[@jsdzx]

Big Jah out here putting out documentaries. This ain’t comedy these are teachings!

[@deking1973]

And he got himself caught up and confused with it😂😂😂

[@CNW0]

He telling the truth. You know

[@robosdrumworld]

FACTS BRUH NO CAP

[@jermainephilps6252]

"If u bring the buns to the hot dog.... It's a picnic" "If you offer me the buns.... I'm glaze em down" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@realrap8001]

😂😂😂

[@angelenarobinson2344]

😂😂😂😂

[@alpheussmith5512]

😂😂oh shit

[@UNCFIPP]

@@johnstewart9617 he be on point wit the metaphors & similies

[@thewillofd2418]

If that's a picnic then what is a cookout? 🤔🤔🤔

[@TheAntiTrope]

The 100 different ways this dude can say he's about to do some work on the buns is top quality content 🤣

[@strawhats100]

That 💧 droplet sound effect after Bigg homie said slide in, had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@LOUDsigh]

Hell yeah

[@ricomorehouse7704]

For real! 😂😂😂😂

[@Slap1008]

And this is why you can’t talk about everything with your female homies, emotions take over and ruin a conversation..... But she still owe you $50

[@mildmayheadless5217]

She trying to be slick walking out like that. Better CashApp that bread!!!!

[@TheprophetDJ]

Facts

[@deking1973]

Facts. You keep your thoughts for yourself. Wait for the offer just in case🙈

[@DapperDonzX]

Fax

[@pressurewashingwithkoolfel9738]

😂🤣😂

[@sillywilly9633]

He’s speaking the truth so many women don’t understand this 💯

[@natasha5062]

Shid I was taking notes.......I have several homies.....or so I thought......hmmmmmm

[@jayj4273]

Nah they do, they just wanna play dumb so they can act surprised after they get glazed

[@rashardstallworth9240]

They do

[@taemason4134]

He really is but I keep it simpler the homebody who truly loves you and want to be your husband. The second who wanna smash they love you but they aint the one for you perioddtt

[@KingComp67_-io3iz]

@@jayj4273 100000%

[@SerraPontosSoc]

"That dude don't want you he want your brother" LMAO 🤣

[@playboysammy326]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lordbest4190]

😹

[@unknownx7252]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pawprintz9461]

Lmao

[@cl8wnm5n]

AYO Y O

[@bigred4642]

Can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get season 2 of the lesbian homie 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@MrFastdrive12]

FACTS

[@ZaZaLeii]

Yess

[@talatbenson9793]

No bull sh@t..... I am patiently waiting for it too....

[@tkay10staxx]

Facts

[@thaddperkins]

He said he’s working on it. Dude likes to write and work out his scripts. It takes time. You want another classic or you want a rushed product?

[@Blu_Ice_392]

Lmfaooo the crazy part is everything he said was 100% true

[@KZBluCaesar3]

Blu_Ice_392 ALL STRAIGHT FACTS!!!

[@GrumpyAssOldMan]

Fucking FACTS 👍

[@andreedowell84]

Facts

[@joekelly4]

Factuals

[@robosdrumworld]

This conversation probably happened in real life with them or him and someone else. There was nothing really Skittish about this one!!

[@SpudMontoute]

​ "If you're offering the cakes, I will have to partake in that" Who else died on that ? LMAOOO

[@happy_2b_nappy]

Spud Montoute if you offer the buns I will glaze em down had me 💀

[@devantetucker6786]

I was weak, he did say be honest.

[@michaelwilliams369]

I’m still on the floor LMAO 😂😂😂

[@Dirge861]

I did I fell out on that

[@orochimaru3950]

Damn booger popped out me nose lol

[@phillip_lee_atkinson]

Most conversations that men have with women end with the man saying to himself “how did we get here”😂😂😂

[@trevbruh]

These conversations are needed in today's climate. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jm6147]

Word so maybe I Getta chance

[@Jackhuncho]

I swear! 😂

[@MISCDesigns]

"He gone stick around. And when you get vulnerable, he gone slide in. *drip*"

[@teresastrouble1332]

That little drip sound took me out!!

[@MsCasstastic]

@@teresastrouble1332 It made me cringe and giggle at the same time!

[@KingCapricorn115]

😂😂😂 funniest part

[@deking1973]

Oh that sound effect killed me

[@SawamiJude]

😭😭😭😭

[@Musictube08]

Every female needs a friend like him to keep all the way real about what guys really think or true intentions are

[@DC...]

They'll use that truth against you to return to square one.

[@rodjilius]

Women can know a nigga intentions and still fall for it it dont matter

[@naysaynetwork5271]

Rare Moon truuuu. Same way we know women and still fall for it 😂😂

[@Musictube08]

Lmao at these comments that's true us women are smart and can figure out things but it's always good to get a male point of view and yes we know a guy is all the way on his bull and still fall for it cause we like them smh

[@eduardorobles4528]

This man giving away secrets 😂

[@shuntarhodes9827]

No secrets this is how women waste men time

[@jerraethomas2378]

@@shuntarhodes9827 facts!

[@Kinggeorgi420]

He’s not giving up secrets he puttin peeps on to game out here

[@powergloryproductions3067]

"IF YOU WERE TO OFFER THE LOINS I WOULD SAUTEE THEM." - BIG JAHH GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD!!!!!!

[@deking1973]

I agree with you

[@redeye259]

Yooo lmao, that joint had me weak!

[@biggjah]

WAIT FOR THE PREMIERE TO DROP OR WATCH THE SKETCH NOW ON THE BIGG JAH APP! 2DAMAX!!!

[@briantyler2444]

What's up Jah!💯✌️💯

[@mo0487]

❤❤

[@sargedorvillus3750]

Here’s a chance for a great to

[@KC11ON]

Movie

[@pn6528]

Congratulations Big Jah!!!🖤🖤😍🖤

[@danielscott7985]

"If you're offering a bun for my hotdog, well then we have a picnic." Lmao

[@mysticsingingplumbercomedian]

This re-came into my feed...still hilarious! 🤣 She definitely owed $50 in the skit!

[@jsoul99]

"If you were to want me to put my hotdog in your buns ... Then its a Picnic" ROFLOL

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

This was the best part.

[@brucehoofung1654]

best part of the skit by far

[@BigB_HayesTV]

Shit took me out 😭

[@itsjustny1497]

Homeboy aint say nun wrong Women dont understand, they get offended

[@sweetbuttergeminine4756]

nah we get it; it's just frustrating when you pair so well as friends w/ someone but they secretly don't want that, they just want a test ride 😅

[@bangryman100]

This is why we lie. They cant handle the truth.

[@Ebthehousesitter]

SweetButter GemiNine girl you are using logic and they aint trying to hear that 😂. Basically they are letting us know that they cant be trusted under any circumstance. 🤦🏾‍♀️ So if he tell you he want to be friends tell that nigga “pass” because he LYING! 🤣

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@Ebthehousesitter I mean logically you can be friends. But if you offer the buns then...

[@chrisr.2112]

@@Ebthehousesitter Just don't offer and stay friends, then thats what it'll be. Technically you are supposed to be friends first any😜...ijs.

[@thekingskyy]

Bruhhhhhhh!! You dropping that knowledge in this skit. Lmao. 5 Platonic Homeboys: 1. The Hey Sis Homeboy - he doesn't want you, he wants your brother. Friend zoned by default. 2. The Homeboy You Immediately Friend Zone - they're into you but you're not into them. Friend zoned because of your lack on interest. 3. The Homeboy You Consider Your Best friend/Homeboy/Partner - he flirts with you and says slick comments. 4. The Homeboy Bestie That Gives Great Advice - he encourages you to talk to the bad dude so you can come crying to him to eventually get the draws. 5. The Solid Homeboy Who Has Your Best Interest At Heart - doesn't flirt with you, doesn't say slick comments, and doesn't mislead you. But if presented the opportunity, he'll accept the offer.

[@alg.768]

He stole this shit from the Pill and Jaded Show Podcast... from the Episode called Platonic or Moronic (the 5 Exceptions). Dude is a content theif.

[@thekingskyy]

@@alg.768 I wouldn't know. I watch more content in the manosphere than here. I'm just here for a good laugh.

[@shihoblade]

@@alg.768 If he did get the info from that podcast what makes it theivery? I learn things from podcasts all the time and work them into my life/conversations. This content and that podcast's content are almost certainly different. Its thievery if you recognize something? All references are bad?

[@alg.768]

@@shihoblade did you listen to the entire podcast episode?? if not, please do and get back to me. if so, then you would see a big copyright notification on it.. it wasn't a reference it was specific content that was lifted.. COPYWRITTEN content.

[@emman6793]

@@alg.768 can't really steal a conversation a lot of people have had, the podcast is not the first place this conversation of platonic friends have been brought up. That's the equivalent of someone trying to copywrite a widely used slang, it's stupid

[@HP3TV]

Females love a platonic relationship when it works in their favor, but can't deal with a dude that they like, putting them in the friend zone. Not to mention, a dude whose status and appearance changes for the better over time. Let that high school friend-boy come back home after five years and he has grown taller, more muscular, and is driving a nice car. That platonic nonsense will go right out the window.

[@operatorone8764]

"If you offer me the buns, ima glaze em down" 🤣🤣 this concept is spot on! 👏🏾

[@PHILLINHO]

Love that line

[@misterr20clark61]

Yes

[@CapitalColosseum]

This ain’t a skit it’s a PSA 😂 all facts Bigg Jah

[@owenallen6569]

Truth!!!!!😂

[@sdeondotson]

Facts!!!!

[@jevdawg]

Yo this is comedy, but everything he said about the 5 platonic friends is true, 100%!!!

[@humbledpanda2997]

I had a lesbian friend and we been friends since high school and her girlfriend was out of town for 2 weeks and she Called me to come "fix" her problem and YOU DAMN RIGHT I slid in them draws.

[@OFFICIALRAMKO]

@Tha Imperial Lesbian in denial.

[@OFFICIALRAMKO]

@Tha Imperial 😂 facts!

[@polorichie9367]

Fuckn right

[@humbledpanda2997]

@Tha Imperial I don't get into the politics, she was dating a guy in college and he proposed to her and she said yes.. a couple weeks later he was spotted in a gay club with another man and he confessed to being gay and was hoping being with her would change his interests.. after that happened she said fuck men and started dating women.

[@zerospecs2331]

Is she with you now....?

[@montypayton9]

She think she slick just got out of paying dat $50 real quick😂😂😂

[@michaelhouston3450]

She sure did 😂😂😂😂😂

[@williammontague5486]

She played him!!

[@GIVE_KNOWLEDGE_]

Same thing I saying

[@strokejohns1821]

Damn....she played her part so good i forgot about that bet until yall kings refreshed my memory lol....im king #5 btw...jah broke that part down with marksmen accuracy..cuz dat king #5 too😂😂😂

[@locumania]

@@strokejohns1821 I like how you use the word king my G

[@alxthegr8]

Quality Cakes to be glazed, the loins that have to be sautéed, the buns with the hot dog make a picnic😆😆😆 these metaphors and word play😆😆

[@CausinTraumaBradley]

Damn right

[@philiphenry4612]

bul got bars

[@charlesashley987]

She just got out of paying your $50. That was her intention. You’ll get the buns later. It always happens, never fails.

[@taweehill]

She sure did get out of paying him. Good catch! Lol

[@blizz0714]

Lmao I forgot all about the money

[@1dragonx76]

Spot on Jah. Buns are always on the menu, even the hidden menu.

[@JSmith-zn4ls]

That analogy at the end with the pizza was on point!

[@TurnersDiary]

This is what everyone knows but everyone isn't real enough to say it!

[@markmolino6091]

Well said

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

Preach.

[@PB42189]

naw this is textbook "wats understood dont need to be explained" issa pointless conversation

[@kevdroid]

Female friend definition: A woman you havent smashed YET!

[@ejikeivanokoli2712]

I dunno why girls deny this

[@JamesDoingThingsRSA]

"If you offer me the buns, ima glaze em down" 😭😭😭

[@nextgenownage]

I read your comment as he said it 😂

[@laforrestroxbury9909]

Glaze dem down😂

[@JamesDoingThingsRSA]

@@nextgenownage 😂😂😂😂

[@JamesDoingThingsRSA]

@@laforrestroxbury9909 😂😂😂😂

[@mannixbg84]

"My hot dog, your buns, then it's a picnic..." 😂😂😂😂

[@bait3027]

“If I put my hotdog with your buns,... there’s a picnic there”!

[@butlermj76]

💀💀💀

[@ct-borngaming3567]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead

[@nicemuzic10tv]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lewis2011]

"How did it get here?" I'll tell you. Because women don't understand the way we think. It's like this. You didn't order pizza, but the pizza delivery shows up at your spot asking if you want a free pizza, you take it. It's pizza. It may not be the best pizza in town but it's still pizza 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Sprag4Ever]

💯💯

[@joekelly4]

More factuals

[@jermainebryson4792]

Facts

[@calmrage8626]

On god

[@grizzthegreen4500]

Thank you, I'm boxing that pizza out.

[@jvocal2]

Um.... Why is this channel not a sitcom on a network!? Best line: "if you offering the loins I'ma saute em". And that's hypothetically!🤣🤣🤣

[@kirkmalik4616]

I agrer

[@Appachoppa112]

I also agrer

[@MrDLee8]

"I'd probably partake in that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cliffordpl03]

"If you're offering the cakes, I will have to partake"

[@tee6137]

This needs to be a shirt

[@playboysammy326]

Lmfao

[@CoachAnthonyMiller]

Jah: "If you offer the cakes, I will have to partake." Classic.

[@KamiB83]

This needs to be on a tshirt lol

[@playboysammy326]

Vaughn got me weak ASF. I would have to partake in that😂😂😂

[@bigbejar]

This was a real conversation that turned into a skit. 😆 🤣 😂 dope.

[@shomarmichaelofficial]

Mane said, “Yea Ima Partake In That” im dead🤣🤣

[@playboysammy326]

Fuckin Partake😂😂😂😂

[@StefanHolder]

That "slide in" water drop sound effect. 😂

[@joeclaridy]

So she just walked out on a bet and didn't give up them buns. Damn!

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

she smart, keeping that 50 dollars and made him feel like trash lol

[@genesanders74]

That's exactly how bitches do. She found a reason to get mad at him and storm out.

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

I straight forgot. She owe my mans $50.

[@joeclaridy]

@@Tyler_ThaTruth she with the shenanigans

[@joeclaridy]

@GROWN WOMAN I ain't never heard of culture vultures but shit if it fits it fits.

[@luhbj4eva]

Anyone here in 2024🙋‍♂️

[@robosdrumworld]

Yep right here!!

[@rayzin4]

"Say no to war, but yes to the YAMS!!!".....👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@stephanwhiteside3365]

She offended? Women are confused and confusing individuals lol

[@The843legendz]

Its contagious

[@grizzthegreen4500]

No lie

[@lazaruswilliams2001]

This shit is real life

[@extremeking425]

Ewarton Charlton stfu this real

[@TheBrob1983]

37 and still aint figure them all out yet..hopefully as my 2 lil ones grow ill figure mo out ..

[@maxxbarzz]

This exactly how trying to explain something to a woman be like.

[@rw1494]

I swear if the convo ain't going their way they try to turn it back on you smh! 😂😂😂

[@g.berwald5312]

For real. No matter what topic its always that way.

[@lesliedell7732]

Spot on, SPOT ON!!!

[@maxxbarzz]

Look at how many times she was saying "no that's not" as he was really telling her some factual real life information.

[@jking3350]

Maxx Barzz on god lol

[@shak10x39]

“What’s the fourth one” “mr.5”😂😂

[@chrisngwenya6526]

This is actually true the 5types of platonic friends

[@SirBubb]

“So, you be lookin at my cakes?!” “NEVER IN LIFE but, just now...” I died 😂😂😂

[@unknownx7252]

She played jah, she walked out without paying him lol.

[@poolandmusic]

NEver in Life is the new one! This dude is a genius!

[@calmrage8626]

Jorel Byssainthe lowkey

[@damoncross857]

Women act so slow when it comes to that like they don't know.. but they can have all the guy friends in the world but don't want u to have female friends 😂😂😂

[@g.berwald5312]

They know, it's just an act. They like the attention dudes give them.

[@lesliedell7732]

Facts!!

[@hdvsmith]

Facts!

[@NGEMPIRE0610]

Right

[@charlesgibson5702]

Yoooo jah you ain't never lied!!!! That's the truth big bro..TELL THEY ASSSS!!!

[@jeffthornton6998]

How can she complain about him comparing her vagina to olives when this entire conversation has been about cakes,buns, sausage , hot dogs, yams and meat? What’s the difference?

[@CaneSugarCane]

Cuase it smell like vinegar? 🤣🤣🤣

[@bigvic8701]

Olives are bitter bruh. He should had made a pineapple reference on that pizza or something.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Olives are the worst topping. End of.

[@manlikekilo3148]

You still tryna find logic in how women think? They got a whole other logic system

[@divinerockwell]

#women#logic

[@BlackGoliath987]

Lol! Jahh is putting her on game, basically giving her the guy code and she be being in denial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kcaldridge5928]

On God😂

[@TheRexrapper]

I told my ex literally the same thing and she didn't believe me smh.

[@liveinthemomintbreathoffre9958]

Giving away all the Jewels!! Crazy!

[@bernardgray274]

So true👍🏾👍🏾

[@KingCapricorn115]

And this is why yo girl don't want you to have female friends 😂😂😂

[@isaactetteh1766]

"Avalon u've got quality cakes, so u've been looking at my cakes "🎂

[@hannibalbarca771]

That was lit. I love Kinigra's energy in her acting. She gets in full character. Preciate dis big homie!

[@LonghornsLegend]

Yea she shows out when she has a part everytime

[@crazyace88]

I'm not sure. She does have good energy but her character is always the same to me. I don't see diversity. With Diversity she would way better.

[@billionaire33]

“If you offered me the cakes! Im going to partake”.😂

[@remidibeatz8780]

Maaaaan, I've tried explaining this to women before, 100% FACTS! Unless a dude is a proven HOMOSEXUAL, he just waiting for the opportunity.

[@jsdzx]

This shit ain’t that difficult. The dude will ALWAYS hit given the opportunity. Don’t care how long it takes.. you will get swiped.

[@Kangman02]

Facts

[@kingplaya]

jsdzx realest shit you probably ever said

[@OmegaMusician2008]

The only way they won’t is if she ain’t attractive at all lol

[@blaccknight1]

This fool told her he gone glaze em down cuz she got quality cakes. THAT made my stomach hurt 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@SolaceMcfly]

The Platonic Homie rules are one of the best inventions

[@miss.courtneyeyesopened4288]

Yes indeed

[@donnyjones6717]

For women it is because it gives them options

[@markmolino6091]

@@donnyjones6717 ,Options from the friendzone

[@ryand4533]

This man is on point with the psychological lolololol “it’s a picnic then” She’LLC be back for it

[@peters10456170]

I got a bunch of guy friends Jah: they all plotting Me: Thank you!!!

[@dlt2k7]

Question is....has any of them had the opportunity to partake?

[@paulariese260]

Bigg Jah should be on the big screen. Fine actor.

[@ceasar9948]

"How did we get here?" - Because you tried to be honest with a chick and you can never do that. They force you to lie to them for life because they cannot handle reality...

[@Dirge861]

And then get mad at you for lying to them. SO you can't win either way which is why I say fuck it if you gone be mad at me let it be over the truth. So that way I have something solid to stand on and I can not only check you with it but shut you down in the same process. Ceasar, there have so many times my wife has to tried to jam me up but when I hit her with "I told you blah, blah blah". That hostility gets shut down QUICK and she always say "yeah you did say that." Then I end if off with "Exactly you knew the truth from the get goand this conversation is over at this point." Then I heard to the fridge and grab me a Miller High Life.

[@curtism-w6b]

I keep it honest from jump street. I'm not lonely. I've got plenty of friends. I'm not here to take you out to eat and chill. You look good and I want to smash. You hit them with the truth and watch them get mad. Then ask them ONE question: "Why should I like you?" Women are boring. The most exciting story they'll ever have is what happened at work once. The only thing interesting is the buns. Hand those over, and if you manage not to annoy me several months in a row, we might have a thing.

[@oldude]

Lie for eternity.

[@calibearplayer3398]

Thinking life's like a Disney movie they just want the fairy tale

[@theanalyticalrevolutionary3415]

It took me 28yrs of living to realize that @Caesar smh

[@damiongeorge7742]

😂"hypothetically if your was to offer the loins I would saute them"💀 my guy. Big jahh funny as hell💪🏽

[@Crescentknight8189]

11:30 She just used his own argument to get out paying him that $50. It was so smooth he didn’t even catch it when she left all fake offended.

[@courtneyjefferson6788]

This was a great lesson to learn here,notes were definitely taken 💯

[@kwaugh08]

When he called the third category dudes some busters I almost cried laughing. This was a good accurate skit. This is exactly how guys think and talk.

[@khufukhafre1963]

"I would sauté them"😂😂😂😂

[@digfitness7598]

That was my favorite line. 🤣😂

[@grizzthegreen4500]

This proves weman dont want absolute honesty, they want mind readers.

[@hurdyb1]

Facts!!!

[@sholenejames2292]

Hustle Organics yes please it would make thing simple

[@tripleagiftbox2391]

If we are friends then be a friend😳

[@brianrichardson1118]

Triple A GiftBox then she wouldn’t offer

[@blaccknight1]

Thats real bro!!

[@khalindavis7322]

This sounded so real i forgot they were even acting😂

[@robosdrumworld]

That’s real talk. This didn’t seem like they was acting! This seemed like a real conversation.

[@Tiberiusncc1701D]

Hypothetically is Latin for "I'm just saying".

[@texazsolo3143]

Im jus sayin doe

[@isaiah3300]

The realest conversation ever 💯💯💯💯💯 u deserve a huge check for your work my guy 💪🏽

[@sheldonbennett5234]

Real talk

[@marcellowheeler88]

I've told chicks to tell all their guy friends that they'll never have a chance and watch how many completely ghost her.

[@UndercoverSpill]

not gonna lie once I figured smashing wasnt gonna happen with this one''friend'' I stopped reaching out to her. I wanted the buns at some point but she was not taking the bait.

[@almightyinsane1794]

Facts I been on both ends of the spectrum

[@michaeltruthson6262]

As well they should ghost her why should they waste time making her comfortable for some other dude who won't buy her a two piece chicken and fries and drink. Yet she'll break her ass off to them in a news flash minute.

[@lastcustoms84]

@@michaeltruthson6262 all facts spoken lol

[@jackfragoza1919]

I honestly got offered the cakes by my homegirl I turned her down once. She offered again I smashed the absolute fuck out of her then ghosted her. She knew I had someone, I couldn't risk her diming me out to my fiancé.

[@Der-Schnitter777]

“If you offer me the buns imma glaze them down, just because!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@angeleyes2941]

The 2 people that disliked this video before it even premiered y'all are nothing but haters!! Quit HATING on Bigg Jah!!!!

[@miss.courtneyeyesopened4288]

THATS IRRELEVANT LOL.....They everywhere, but we need them to keep us going. Jah got much respect and tons of fans so let them hate. We can't do anything but sit back look cute and get this bread....TO DA MAXXXXX

[@quameshabazz5840]

NO. He SIMPIN!!!

[@MrGuess822]

They probably stuck in the friend zone and can’t get out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingofjamrock]

Facts...

[@colaoutlaw8271]

I wish I had the funds. This dude and all the other homies would have a friggin movie! Sheeit, a SERIES of movies! Keep it rollin’ Bigg Jah!!

[@gennsu39]

Yes, they need a series or a good as movie.

[@Icanonlycountto4]

It can happen. Fuck Hollywood

[@olskoolbk]

"If you let my hot dog in your buns, it would be a picnic " Hilarious

[@cl8wnm5n]

🌭 🤣

[@tylerking3494]

“Picnic” 😂😂😂 im over here sooo dead! “Hotdog in your buns” so childish 😂😂😂

[@sammyb3854]

Lmfaooo

[@hermiethomas]

He is holding class for the ladies, will they hear him??

[@ghostdevil1141]

If you offering the buns I'mma have to partake Facts 💯

[@supahmariostyle]

The message was clear as day and it makes sense.

[@edwinlanga5602]

"....But if you OFFFERING i'll have to partake" 😂😂😂😂

[@yancytorres01]

This dude and his crew are talented and gifted!! Great stuff man!!

[@pipipermusic]

All women need to see this, I have said this for years, male friends are just patient and persistent guys waiting /hoping for a chance to get some.

[@jeffreywilliams7553]

Exactly

[@Jman511x]

Unless she ugly lol

[@deking1973]

@@Jman511x but she good people 😂😂😂

[@Iamahumanehuman]

Nah man. I cringe at the thought of getting intimate with some of my chick friends

[@kevinbutler7133]

@@Iamahumanehuman I second that

[@spinxonlinedatingjoke7840]

He saying all facts 💯

[@december4jp]

She Hit you with the reverse psychology and I left out with the $50 that she owed

[@cecilparson1171]

Lowkey she flipped that whole conversation at the end, to get out paying that $50.00 dollars. Fell for the okeydoke and didn't paid

[@kenrichardson2823]

LMAO .. you caught that too right ? confused him and dipped with the cash ..

[@chuckw.3623]

Fell for the ropa dope. Lol.

[@dijonswinton7361]

I would’ve of been like nah. Now give me my 50. She tried di homie Jah but definitely not me lol