playing minecraft alpha

playing minecraft alpha
my minecraft videos: tinyurl.com/yyl3foyo | Twitter: / poofesure
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[@Poofesure]

anyone else a minecraft boomer?

[@j2c412]

hi

[@spicyknot8015]

yes

[@MoonKumori]

ye

[@atbit2545]

Yes I remember playing pocket edition and having to make a special formation of blocks just to activate the nether

[@Redinho1]

Maybe

[@deadchannel3328]

“It’s kind of annoying not being able to walk.”

[@spooksahoy5097]

-Stephen Hawking

[@Gubbinator]

@@yuki34fly somebody click on that i'm so curious but not curious enough to get a virus

[@deidara122]

*sad Joe Swanson noises*

[@sundaxe10]

-Every Person In A WheelChair 🦼

[@chickfalley4205]

@@Gubbinator its gone now

[@Midknightt]

*Nether update happens* Poofesure: Let's play Minecraft Alpha

[@Poofesure]

yes

[@JAGW3L]

XD

[@patriciacastaneda6940]

Loud and proud!

[@plasmaticstone6580]

@@Poofesure Nice vids

[@mo-bb5bg]

@@Poofesure great voice crack "dUrt" 14:43

[@shanenguyen9124]

Poofesure raged so hard in "Getting Over It' that he threw himself back to Minecraft Alpha

[@joelberkman384]

@TrxlyFN you gotta earn the subs don’t beg for subs

[@deadchannel3328]

Hey guys 😅 don’t wanna sound annoying, but GIVE ME MONEY! make sure to hit the DISLIKE button, unsubscribe and turn off notifications. 🙏 *clap*

[@joelberkman384]

JziggaJzam 2.0 I’m broke so sorry

[@trxlyfn307]

Joel Berkman But I want subscribers... my god You are ANNOYJNG

[@deadchannel3328]

Joel Berkman ah, at least turn off notifications dislike and unsubscribe please

[@charlescalvin8749]

7:57 "It us literally the slowest thing I've ever watched" *flashbacks to Rita's reaction after being given 2,003 wings*

[@aurra7756]

"RITA. STOP STOP STOPP"

[@busanhangu]

The nostalgia is hitting me HARD.

[@catsareyes6446]

You’re trying to tell me someone who hasn’t figured out how to change their profile picture played the earliest alpha of Minecraft?

[@blandonbrolden7010]

@@catsareyes6446 they probably don’t give a fuck about that cuz they probably have a life outside of the internet

[@sigasmith]

@Retendo he's just venting because cars are yes was practically bullying the commenter for no reason. I don't think he was entitled to swear but I don't support your attitude either especially the assumption of their age.

[@sigasmith]

@@catsareyes6446 bully

[@everythingthrice2582]

What does a profile picture have to do with whether or not someone played a game?

[@QK613]

Literally everyone else who speaks the English language: skeleton Poof: skellington

[@VincentTheCreator]

Duuuuude yes it annoys me lol

[@airis423]

that’s all i could think of the whole video 💀

[@TObyvruh]

Because of Jack skellington

[@robertkrell8793]

Both are pronounced the same idk what you’re talking about?

[@lorelei4158]

I always call them skellymen

[@Randolf2013]

*“You can essentially make cows fly with snowballs.” - Poofesure 2020*

[@RobertoDeMundo]

@Michael He was quoting it for a *joke*

[@caidenrandolph7257]

"I gotta poop. I gotta poop. I gotta poop." - Poofesure 2020

[@evelynph7]

This seems like what you would get when your parents wouldn’t let you pay the $7.99 for Minecraft on your phone

[@ahnafahmed4356]

Facts

[@ladycacti6408]

LMAO

[@ladycacti6408]

That's so trueeeee

[@devonhublit9232]

Minecrat pocket demo?

[@valsonder]

...yeah basically except you get infinite supplies of 6 blocks and nothing else

[@nathanllamas3387]

Can’t believe I fooled myself to raise my volume thinking I can’t hear anything

[@doggis4594]

WE PLAYED OURSELF

[@quentonwbortmas]

"I think I've trapped him" *makes stairs for him to get out* "No!"

[@jayy240sx.]

“I don’t see anything but grass” *Well you are looking at the ground*

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Raid Jay I hope you all had a great day and smiled a lot I know this is self promoting but I’m a small youtuber trying to blow up it would mean the world if I got some subs🙏😊😂

[@joelberkman384]

TrxlyFN you gotta earn it

[@cameronthreeton3147]

@@PrimetimePrestyn you earned it

[@T.Ttt.tT.t.TT..Tt.t.TtT.T..T.t]

@@PrimetimePrestyn I saw you on like 10 comments shut the f up

[@consumethedog]

Game: *literally stopped* Also game: *2600 fps*

[@imjustxl]

That’s normal on Minecraft

[@johnedwardsficklecock3319]

Vxbes yeah you be running 260 FPS but freeze once a minute

[@tygical]

@@imjustxl either 1 ur lying or 2 you have nasa pc I get 15 fps when I dont use optifine with all settings down

[@fletcherhughes374]

“Oh cool I don’t have to worry about hunger” “why am I not getting food from these cows

[@nutella_wewerehere]

Food healed health in the old minecraft days, there was still a use for food. Even I know that.

[@tdfitness5124]

North Wynd33 : you right

[@fletcherhughes374]

North Wynd33 shut up it was a joke

[@siyacer]

@@fletcherhughes374 shit joke

[@omnom1577]

I’m already Sans Undertale take a look at you username

[@Serenity_420]

14:43 the way poof says "dirt" made me wheeze, playing it over and over again. Such a funny voice crack

[@criskeefer4373]

DirT

[@yummer2287]

I cant stop watching it

[@viperxr3761]

when i first heard that i had no idea what he said, replayed it a few times and died 🤣

[@supaspicyman3505]

Same

[@InfernoSavage]

Oh Wow I remember the old “OOT” when you got hit Edit:wow guys 588 Likes?! and yeah the hit sound is sounds more like “OOT, OOUF, OOF”

[@JAGW3L]

I am very sure it's OOF

[@deadchannel3328]

The_ LeGenD that’s roblox, this is OOUF

[@InfernoSavage]

Yeah Ik it sounds more like an oouf

[@mcnugget0845]

Or ouh

[@_x_darkshadow_x4967]

I read OOT as Ocarina of Time Also oof

[@patriciacastaneda6940]

The beginning looks like windows hill wallpaper

[@everythingthrice2582]

The Bliss?

[@parrotyee]

I remember when they replaced "ÖÜF" with *crunch sounds*

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

Eww

[@Mortmortmort-u6t]

Remember the time when mobs like zombies and skeletons will spawn in your house when you’re trying to sleep?

[@FinancialStorm7]

I love how empty the early stages of the game felt. It really felt like you are the only one on the world. Now the game feels soo lively, it seems like that element was stripped from this game. This is the best way I can explain it. Maybe I just miss the simplicity of it. Still love it though.

[@blandonbrolden7010]

I feel the liveliness is part of what makes it better

[@bensonbbarry2945]

They made it waaaaaay too crowded

[@Thomas-pd4ph]

Benson B Barry i mean that’s subjective but minecraft probably wouldn’t be popular like it is now if mojang didn’t update it and add new things. if they left minecraft like alpha then it most likely would’ve never blown up

[@bensonbbarry2945]

PalladinsBoss14 I’m good with them updating, 1.12 is probably my favorite version, but I just feel like it’s going just a little too far

[@spicyknot8015]

Minecraft Alpha be like: OoOoOoOoOoO

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

YT KNOT CLAN I hope you all had a great day and smiled a lot I know this is self promoting but I’m a small youtuber trying to blow up it would mean the world if I got some subs🙏😊😂

[@artico_]

TrxlyFN Stop

[@pomegranate10017]

TrxlyFN iiiiiiiits just annoying at this point

[@warfour1261]

TrxlyFN bruh you say your a small youtuber but you have over 100 subs just be happy with that because my friends keep trying to stop me from getting over 55

[@C00L3R]

@@PrimetimePrestyn No. you will not grow your channel this way.

[@forcaster1802]

Boys when they wake up in the morning: 6:08

[@jackattack9696]

LMAO

[@tristanchaplin392]

As a Male, can confirm

[@JesusLove3573]

Today learned: While trying to find a cure for AIDS, the Mayo Clinic made glow in the dark cats.

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

1M Views By Only Commenting I hope you all had a great day and smiled a lot I know this is self promoting but I’m a small youtuber trying to blow up it would mean the world if I got some subs🙏😊😂

[@4haraa]

TrxlyFN bruh-

[@solarsummer]

@@PrimetimePrestyn no

[@joshyshum]

grrr

[@epicdoesaspace2505]

So many sub wanting little rats in one place

[@-cj8jn]

0:14 “ i don’t see anything other than *gRASS* “

[@sopvrx346]

GRR RAHHH YELL YELL YELL

[@acidberry3630]

Look around ya, Krabs!

[@cb6254]

“Wow, pigs just take it like a man.” -Poofesure, 2020

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

I'm setting 6:57 as my morning alarm now. I'll never oversleep again.

[@cowsomeness5577]

U should play some gta 😂😂

[@m.r3052]

Boring

[@4haraa]

M.R you have no taste 😌🧚🏾✨

[@80official20]

M.R you really have no taste in games

[@Literatez]

no

[@cowsomeness5577]

Yes

[@bluewink1646]

I remember playing this game in alpha. I was playing survival, and I was so scared of the zombies that I just dig a hole and stayed in it till I logged off.

[@shady5362]

i literally didn't know what to do right now, my back hurts and i can't move since last week. I don't know if it's meaningful but thanks for uploading videos. It made my day ok. Sorry about my spelling, I'm kinda high. Painkillers are sick

[@greacynfrank3799]

Sorry to hear fellow internet friend I hope you have a speedy recovery 🙂

[@shady5362]

@@greacynfrank3799 thanks!!!

[@deidara122]

I hope you get better soon!

[@juicymango562]

Praying and Wishing you an amazing recovery

[@supermariofigureboyfan4392]

Did anyone ask? Like for real dude don’t comment stuff off topic

[@YoungSavage]

9:21 i actually remember one of the most common tips was to place your door like that because skeletons could shoot through your door. i never thought to use that to hit mobs from safety, though

[@BuckBlaziken]

The way he pronounces Skeleton is so distracting. Sounds like he’s saying “Skellington”

[@lexiskoehl6898]

Bc he is 😂

[@noelburmeister1444]

Jk

[@zirm_db6020]

because he is... as a joke

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

NO, NOSTALGIA! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

[@Pixelcraftian]

This video killed me whilst I was playing alpha.

[@monikasalt]

cool

[@tamaleschidos7808]

I like how Poofesure when he gets hurt in a game, even if it's virtual he says ''Ow'' or ''Ouch!'' like if his character when he got hit, he would felt that and said ''Ow!''.

[@sylmaerie]

wait not everyone does that??

[@snifferrr]

you don't do that??

[@jenniferdemko7426]

"why am i not getting meat from these cows?" also poofesure: oh, cool, i don't have to worry 'bout my hunger bar!

[@cheetospeedo684]

3:12 “I’ve been waiting to hear you moan, sheep.”

[@sting7167]

3:25 Man's really using music from the Bug's Life PS1 game lmaooo

[@poke-champ4256]

Thats how you go around copyright

[@ericazbel2922]

this brings back so much nostalgia, to when the hunger was added, when beds got colored, when multiple door types were made, when there were no fish, the nostalgia of old minecraft

[@DCGMatthew1]

I use to always go back and go through every version of the game, good times right there.

[@MMaximmachinegun]

6:58 Rare audio and footage of French officers reacting to the invasion of Germany through the Ardennes during WW2 (Circa 1940 colorized 2020)

[@weedlechu]

14:44 ~ playback button, ur welcome ;)

[@coffeeelk6364]

Your videos have been getting increasingly more random by the upload

[@dylanmitchell3969]

You mean uploading at different times?

[@toadinsidethewiiremote6893]

He is running out of challenges for the Wii. I have a suggestion. Make him do “hardcore” versions of wii sports. He did it once with baseball. Basically what happens is when Poof looses experience he can’t restart to save his experience.

[@maultiercolt3082]

@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 Yes! He should combine that with trying to reach 2500 XP in basketball (or Table Tennis). That would be fun 😂

[@knasigrackare3296]

“you need red wool to make a bed!!” was literally all i was thinking the entire time lmao

[@trickedandtrolled]

red wool didnt even exist in this version

[@redd1567]

Last time I was this early, Covid-19 was only in China

[@cubeman5882]

...

[@mrgoldfish8791]

Blub blub bloob blob (what is corona? Do you think it effected humans? I don’t see anymore)

[@averagecat4220]

Sadly

[@slipperyfish2046]

when he said I’m gunna tickle you to death I got PTSD from my uncle

[@morgandeloach1040]

can anyone else imagine my frustration when he wouldn’t move the bed recipe up into the top row instead of putting it into the bottom rows

[@gooseymoosey1630]

I keep wondering why ur posting at 2:30 am and then I remember that it's just me in the UK with my terrible sleeping schedule

[@danielrussell8679]

I actually laughed 😂😂

[@liolioliolio1719]

Thats tough

[@sebapotatoboy3683]

lol your country used to rule 2/3 of the world and then you went to losing ireland

[@C00L3R]

@@sebapotatoboy3683 this is the weirdest type of racism but ok

[@shad.2x194]

“Mom can i get Minecraft?” Mom: “you have Minecraft at home dear” Minecraft at home:

[@Arawsc5766]

This may be alpha Minecraft but on tomodachi life you can be my alpha male ;)

[@angusweir1708]

I’d like to accept your offer ;-)

[@Arawsc5766]

@angus weir Ok then

[@j_0anna]

the way i thought my phone was broken for the first five seconds because of the silence

[@faeraya]

why does his voice alone make me laugh like he’s literally just talking and im here rolling on the floor

[@thinh17nguyen]

1:40 how does he get 3017 frames omg

[@deadchannel3328]

Old Minecraft Gamer pc

[@LordMicahBroch]

I can't even get 15 fps on current Minecraft. Then again I have a laptop with 10G ram.

[@Juggernaut0]

Drugs for the computer

[@mystic9832]

It’s rendering like nothing it’s an alpha 😂

[@Fifasher2K]

@@mystic9832 It's not an alpha. It's an early classic.

[@no0d13s]

Oh god we know there’s gonna be a *lot* of yelling in this one

[@siyacer]

No there isn't

[@matthewhender1834]

I like how he sees the Steve running around and his first reaction is to trap him

[@16Craft82]

I’m having flashbacks. I was just telling my 10yr old sister about the old days and she was most disturbed by the enchanted being random and the fact that you had to remember ALL of the recipes, and by god I did by heart.

[@TheLegoNation]

Play Wii sports boxing with a boxing glove accessory

[@GrabsOppai]

10:15 Nobody: Minecraft characters getting hurt by cactuses: ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@nydia_8512]

This brang back memories. Even tho I didn’t play those early versions, I started playing MCPE years ago, now I play on pc. I used to watch A LOT of KZbin videos of Minecraft back in those days, maybe not alpha, idk. But this definitely brings back memories.

[@JustANobody910]

Poofesure you sir are the example of my past childhood, playing the wii, nintendo 3ds, and other past game.

[@coyoshark]

ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸˢˡⁱᵏᵉᵃᵐᵉˡᵒᵈʸⁱⁿᵐʸʰᵉᵃᵈᵗʰᵃᵗⁱᶜᵃⁿᵗᵏᵉᵉᵖᵒᵘᵗᵍᵒᵗᵐᵉˢⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿˡⁱᵏᵉⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃ

[@user-fi4pi4ps9x]

14:38 Nooooo you can't ruin a deep statement like this! *Haha voice go oOuGh*

[@luvvkaaylaa]

this video gave me so much nostalgia thank you

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Poofesure: I really don’t want any trouble mister Skellington: Y’all hear sumn

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Poof: *Plays FNAF* Me: Okay! Poof: *Plays Getting Over It* Me: okay Poof: *Plays Minecraft Alpha* Me: ...

[@the_ace_8634]

The days of only getting 1 door 😞

[@oregan0]

Poofesure is the _only_ youtuber who'd end the video with *"I gotta poop 3x"*

[@colethomas4271]

that old oof sound brought back memories that i forgot i had

[@LyssPembroke]

this is random but i would love to see you play wipeout on the wii😂😂

[@eleiaeliasidentitycrisis]

Y’all when they debuted that creative mode shit my little self lost her damn mind

[@gwldentouch]

The first few seconds of the video reminds me of like those old pixel horror games

[@ramandian]

“I’m okay with this” *INSTANT REGRET*

[@theaftervibepodcast8533]

Please keep on playing “getting over it”

[@tidbit790]

"Skelingtons are by far the worst mobs to ever exist." Creeper left the chat.

[@jex4762]

I remember when I was 12 playing Minecraft for the first time and it was the exact alpha that you’re playing it brings me back memories

[@joesphjoestar2027]

You the real fucking OG when you remember you playing this Minecraft back in the days. I salute to you

[@pearlwolf6945]

OMFG ONE .MINUTE AND 185 VEIWS This brings back memories 2:50 NO STACKS? 5:50 I remember that... It was like a horror movie I 7:40 WHAT THE HE'LL IS THAT?! 9:10 ah yes the old oof

[@GodlyDiamonds]

Poofesure: *Uploads* Me: "i... am... SPEED also me: INSTACLICKS

[@consumethedog]

normie

[@deadchannel3328]

normie

[@solarsummer]

normie

[@catsareyes6446]

When I first played Minecraft, I didn’t know how to make tools. It was practically revolutionary to mine cobblestone and collect it.

[@alexmorales9150]

This brings back memories

[@yorforgerlover]

when you think you’re early but there’s fifty comments

[@papercat_morningteeth1137]

I remember getting super happy making a door cause I felt like a pro cause I thought it was really hard to make doors back in the day.

[@BigMacyearsago]

Bro this brings back so many memories

[@eavn9684]

*Day 53 of me telling poofesure to play miitopia.*

[@bluedragontrainer8182]

That’s the old minecraft many things only old players will remember

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

6:57 aristotle when i reveal he was pondering a pipe bomb

[@RashtaEinthisB]

*being all deep at the end about how the game evolved but held the same mechanics* "i gotta poop i gotta poop"

[@a_bear]

Alpha is the one i played the most when I was younger. So nostalgic!

[@allyma3]

Nostalgia dude oml

[@datonedood3791]

"i cant make a bed?" yes, minecraft was actually a challenge back then.

[@camerong7365]

Reminds me of when I first got Minecraft for ps3. I didn't know what a crafting table was and my house was made entirely from Spruce logs.

[@jaymontgomery8566]

"Infinite water source" oh god that's so nostalgic I'm gonna cry

[@KnottyOstrich]

Jumping simulator 69

[@kalmingthekid2781]

the nostalgia hit me so hard

[@littlesamu5920]

why minecraft's earliests versions looks like an strangely familiar place ive seen in my dreams

[@bass.box.0652]

Good to see him calm for once in a while.

[@Fanofwhom]

When you open to your eyes to the world for the first time

[@davo8942]

“There’s a skelingtin”

[@spcinv]

Skelington: can't get in his house Also Skelington: Might as well JUMP!

[@silkwurth]

poor poof, he sounded so tired, sad and out of it.

[@S0NICFAN7000]

12:57 Oooooooo i'm blinded by the li-UH! night best part of the whole video also poof is an amazing singer😃