Playing Minecraft Beta (fail)

I played Minecraft 1.0 a few weeks ago, but it just wasn't old enough for me. I decided to play beta instead, but things did not go as expected. I will try to do this again in a few days, but for now, I'm just the worst Minecraft beta player. @GenericMinecraftPlayer

[@phyllishood7981]

Steve, it's almost like you are having a bad dream.