Playing Overwatch With My Girlfriend

My Rias body pillow girlfriend is joining me as I grind in Overwatch.
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Edited by: / koledaman
Outro Song by Xygon: spoti.fi/2JYqItS
People in the vid THAT MAKE CONTENT:
Lewi (magenta): / lewissmle
Twobold (light red): / twobold
Minx: / justaminx
Blue (cyan): / yourboiblueee
Saturn (puke yellow): / saturno_ow
#saltyphish #overwatch

[@myx202]

I saw the title and immediately thought "What the fuck? Salty has a girlfriend?" Edit: also aren't we all so supportive?

[@sparrowslife5142]

Oh definitely

[@canervurucu5402]

Yes, who do we ship?

[@DISGUYR8HERE]

Phillipe and saturn

[@acejacobs8455]

Minx and her White Claw

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

and then the start of the video makes you realize

[@yaboialex6755]

I was gonna say im so happy that you got a girlfriend...

[@Jonjonrenzo]

Wdym ur not happy about his new gf?

[@yaboialex6755]

@@Jonjonrenzo i mean im not upset at it,i just thought he got a gf

[@Jonjonrenzo]

@@yaboialex6755 but he did tho?

[@zachblair3794]

@@yaboialex6755 what're you talking about "thought" he shows her off multiple times in the vid

[@fredhd3173]

I was thinking that too

[@suitedgalaxy]

Me: sees the title Also me: *knows that it is impossible*

[@linance3728]

Phish’s Impossible Achievement

[@alan5053]

But Jill tho

[@suitedgalaxy]

@@linance3728 LOL

[@nmeow9668]

Yep I was gonna say Jill

[@squarepiggy3792]

He knows how to make a good clickbait title, I'll give him that

[@pks1587]

How is it clickbait

[@squarepiggy3792]

@@pks1587 oh I didn't mean it in a mean way, I'm actually impressed cause while the title could be like clickbait, the thumbnail shows that his "girlfriend" is actually his body pillow lol. It's clickbait and not at the same time and I got a bit of a laugh from it

[@shellhorizon5774]

@@squarepiggy3792 but she's his girlfriend

[@totallynotamoth1613]

You, sir, have an amazing pfp

[@niaomipeck]

Between Minx, Ashe, and the body pillow, it's hard to tell which love interest this season is focusing on

[@lunarkun6342]

Pls not the body pillow.... nor ashe since she's fake....

[@Cheshieruu]

@@lunarkun6342 naw it's the pillow. it'll always be the pillow.

[@lunarkun6342]

@@Cheshieruu pls no.... he can't marry it..

[@Cheshieruu]

@@lunarkun6342 and you think that he's gonna _marry minx??_

[@fakeshrapnel]

Nah it's Lucio

[@drinkwater4549]

Looks like Phish is gonna play with his Hanzo body pillow today

[@LeewardWind]

Baseball? Or with matches?

[@incorsin9928]

@@LeewardWind yes

[@cryptling8825]

“Impossible, Perhaps the archives are incomplete.”

[@beefedupkronks4371]

amazing

[@mustardcookie864]

overwatch archives 2022: expedition for the body pillow

[@fawnspark6042]

"Hey why did i lose half my female audience" says salty after this video gets posted

[@danyf7429]

I think you are severely subestimating the female audience, only half left?

[@otakugamer6913]

So 3 viewers

[@fawnspark6042]

@@otakugamer6913 dont doubt that salty has a big female audience

[@lunarqi]

@@otakugamer6913 you'd be surprised, a lot of my overwatch friends simp for him😭

[@viahorsfield5374]

@@otakugamer6913 wow,I’m one of the 3 😂😂

[@brianschreck6837]

Salty: “What have you been doing behind my back?” Rias: “Just playing chess”

[@akshajchalla9074]

LMFAOO

[@Ekajje]

This is my favorite episode of the salty phish anime. It has the gay side plots, the scary shit, the irredeemably weeby shit, and it shows just how close everyone is to being a furry.

[@platinumvind]

The plot twists are real

[@thekrispinator69]

I didn't know dua lipa played with world famous gigachad Felippe1000

[@silvamlon]

You mean zphillipez?

[@n0kx1st60]

Quarantine is damaging too many people. Today, we lost Salty "He gets it done again" Phish.

[@virtualraptor4815]

The most wholesome thing is how phish interact with his bodypillow, sorry I mean girlfriend. I love this episode

[@davinparsons6926]

A 23 year old man that calls a body pillow his waifu

[@thespud608]

Not the only one, I'm sure

[@_narrows]

we call those kings.

[@thespud608]

@@_narrows i dont think we do

[@sophisticatedfrog5737]

Oh trust me there are A LOT of people who would do that unironically

[@GriseWeisshark]

Phish is 23?! I thought he's older than that.

[@kikolektrique1737]

I wonder how everyone would feel if thanos was a bureaucrat? Inspiration taken from therussianbadger

[@Alex-it2fz]

I like how they went from “girlfriend” to “wife” real quick

[@jackleung7353]

I cant believe our boy has finally done it. HES OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST CHAD

[@jasoncarpenter4129]

When Minx said she liked Maryland because they have taco bell it reminded me of when my friend moved to Kansas and sent me a travel brochure with like the top 20 or so things to do at Kansas and like 11th was go to Starbucks.

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

hollow

[@pyro8283]

I thought he actually had a gf and I was about to say "Phillipe, its not okay to pay a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend. That's prostitution on a budget"

[@pks1587]

When Phish's girlfriend isn't on the camera she's with Hanzo

[@macdunolds8410]

No wonder Phish hasent burnt it up yet

[@llumas975]

This season of saltyphish is just his descent into madness

[@skrunklyscrimblo383]

Surprised Minx didn’t mention Schlatt as the man of her dreams smh...

[@haukurgylfigislason5645]

This is a top tier title. At first I thought "oh no he's become like this" and then I went "aww yeah, he's become like this"

[@SteamyLinguini]

Last month, I received an anime body pillow of a MHA character. I still live with my parents, so the level of espionage I had to do to make sure they never found the pillow case was phenomenal.

[@sable7687]

as a marylander minx just gave me much more happiness than she had any right to

[@sliferwt5162]

Lies you have no girlfriend that would against the gamer code.

[@Mahfireballs]

Well you have been proven wrong, there is nothing more gamer then being in a relation with a anime bodypillow. Read the code.

[@sliferwt5162]

@@Mahfireballs sorry I had to reread it I had to refresh my self

[@beanzmaster6990]

We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled

[@marioisgay1893]

Ikr he dating hanzo smh

[@siberiantiger4679]

We've been trickstabbed

[@marioisgay1893]

@@siberiantiger4679 they found us out

[@Mightywolf420]

He's secretly happy with the bodypillow, but he's trying to play it off as a joke by using it as clickbait

[@justjack5914]

Alpha and omega is unironically a good movie and that hurts to say

[@danielsiurob3401]

Ah yes, me and my best friend playing some OW when wild SaltyPhish, Lewie and Minx appears, then gettin a 5K with a perfect combo, you could say that day was a good day, greetings from México UWU

[@Fut_re]

Rias Body Pillow can't hurt you like women can. It's a pillow. Therefore it's an entirely risk-free relationship and you can always dip your toes into it to see if you like it or not. You don't lose anything except your dignity and pride.

[@TheStellarJay]

Haven’t even seen the vid yet but I know it’s clickbait. The phillipe I know would never talk to a woman

[@dragonking7369]

So is his Hanzo body pillow his new punching bag or what now?

[@hollow7794]

Never clicked on a notification so fast in my life

[@andrehernandez6398]

Ok good it was just a body pillow for a second I though salty had an actual life and didn’t just live playing Overwatch

[@VanillaGorilla55]

“Look at him and his HENTAI”

[@sidneypatterson7477]

Salty phish best overwatch KZbin

[@slushy1213]

Who wouldn’t buy an anime body pillow the real question

[@SaadJalgaonkar]

Pog

[@montanarodriguez2492]

Pog

[@kalebritchie2435]

pog

[@punjabis2001]

I honestly thought he had a real gf for a sec and I thought "oh shit he gets it done again"

[@blakeverdon4492]

As someone who owned a physical DVD copy of Alpha and Omega, I can confirm it is most definitely on the furry scale. It's not quite 100% furry, but it's not far off lmao I'm sorry Minx

[@Ghost_in_a_Jacket]

I like how minx is super scared of ghosts when not even guys would want to go near her so how would a ghost dare to do so

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Phish drinking out of the bottle worried me. You’re better than that my king. No need to drink alcohol, just drink all of the content minx loses you guys when she plays, and drink that up. Minx sux. Lol jk I don’t love, but like you minx.

[@TheDapperDice]

I wish I could say I thought it wouldn’t be the pillow

[@mcmeme237]

There were 420 comments before I sent this but because this is obviously a very child friendly channel which you could clearly see at 0:12, 1:20, 1:49, 2:00, 2:38, 3:18, 4:05, 4:30, 4:46, 5:47, 6:48, 8:31, 8:45, 9:25, 10:15, 10:55, 12:20, 12:57 and 14:03, I had to get rid of that number

[@i_m1ss_th3_rag34]

I feel personally attacked about living in Maryland 😂😂

[@typeddiamond]

Are you cheating on Jill phish?! (Please tell me you understand the reference from an old video)

[@notmemenot9043]

An American trying to outdrink an Irish person is like Phish trying to outrun an athlete. It is never going to happen.

[@thereal_bruh_hunter]

I just realize this but when fish plays Tory n he never places his Turret and it annoys the hell out of me

[@BH211]

I've never been this early to a saltyphish vid wtf

[@beanman8789]

Jesus Christ the fucking title made me click on this video. SO FAST.

[@rubberduck9630]

how do you describe salty phish? here is 3 separate clips without context that do pretty good 14:03 2:04 4:30 you are welcome

[@foilmhe4691]

'hey minx is there any irish delicacy that's not alcohol related?' 'no' is this woman saying she has never had coddle? irish stew? champ? bairín breac? soda bread?

[@wewalkingones685]

The quality of your videos have def. Gotten way better. Nice content u water inhabitant

[@deanusher2724]

If im gonna be honest I was expecting one of the boys to be his girlfriend and they were in vr and we’re all anime girls

[@Skymak21894]

I thought it was his actual girlfriend 😞

[@Miklo12380]

Why are these videos so entertaining? The whole video went by in a flash for me

[@djazz0]

5:02 Overwatch 2 wants to know your wallet’s location

[@ljlk8583]

"I honed a craft my whole life. I've spent 14 years learning how to make music" wait... Lewi's only 14?!

[@vibezonegaming]

Still older than Saturn.

[@SnarkyRogue]

How can anyone look at a guy like Lewi and sound surprised that he was almost a brony?

[@NocturnalPyro]

Whoever it was that called Rias Gremory flat is just wrong.

[@orio7829]

As a Marylander myself, I’m genuinely surprised that someone acknowledged us. (Even though it was just for Taco Bell)

[@Realworld8734]

Me two, there is sadly nothing special about Maryland

[@Ineedahorse5]

This was the chance for an amazing joke to just play with nobody like everything was normal

[@Ghost_in_a_Jacket]

3:12 hey that’s me! And I’m promoting twitch prime!

[@username110893]

I feel like all of the videos with minx in them just end up being 10 minutes of 3 different guys trying to flirt with her at the same time

[@VulcanKazuma]

10:52 out of all twobold's threats this one felt the most legit

[@hanwenhuang6589]

Female audience retention goes down by 69%.

[@R.P.videos]

In this video there is a Furry, a Brony and a Weeb.

[@eomuk]

i ran here bc of that title, i knew you’d never cheat on Jill like that

[@pvpscorch6298]

I came here thinking my guy finally got a girlfriend...but I saw him with a body pillow...I came looking for silver and came out with gold

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Love minx

[@finnackerman9884]

As someone from Maryland I’m throughly offended

[@CabJC]

Minx, I've got terrible news for you and your animated character tastes. Don't reject them, accept them, embrace them. Let them lead you to the dark side.

[@Jade_Raven]

You should definitely watch the anime (Highschool DxD) that your girlfriend is from It is truly a masterpiece of our generation

[@razerez]

salty: "playing Overwatch with my girlfriend" also salty:*plays with Minx*

[@mikey_m114]

8:53 wait was Minx talking about Angelina Jolie’s fish in Shark Tale??? cuz that one was designed so that it looked like she had hair

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

Comment Section: Rias Me: *Dies of laughter from Twobold's "Drunk Boy"*

[@spoobu]

didnt know we were gonna have a harem arc, we have Ashe, Bodypillow, Twobold and minx as possible candidates now

[@nyxie2877]

8:37 Listen that movie was my CHILDHOOD my little sister and I watched it so many times that we would act out the scenes

[@hollowknight4630]

I lovingly call my body pillow “my wife” and it confuses literally everyone I’m on voice channels with which is the best part

[@nyxie2877]

He’s all grown up

[@mpavic9455]

I was so happy for you that you got a gf, but then it was a body pillow. I've had enough of the internet

[@jacobnethercott2336]

Have you brought your mic into the bathroom? Silence ...*No*

[@PJSproductions97]

"We watched the first 5 episodes, and they went by in a flash because it was really good." That's how it starts, my friend

[@drowsypig]

"I told you call me Salty" - TwoBold

[@stroen828]

WHAT

[@BigBazz-Clips]

omg a you've got a girlfriend? disliked, unsubrcribbled and reporting you on twitter

[@livinglegend-yo9364]

Maryland has everything you need

[@kyleroze5003]

YOU’RE CHEATING ON HANZO??? Phish I can’t believe you💔

[@pjbisser3]

I was drifting off while watching then yoh started talking about Maryland (my state) out of nowhere and I don’t know what I thought was happening but I still got excited. “THAT IS IN FACT MY GENERAL LOCATION WOW”

[@MyuNeptune]

>.< this is second time in i think month or two when something in video was already posted before ;3; sad times

[@Amir-hi1tx]

When is minx getting a color?

[@narwhallord4267]

I have a body pillow, specifically an anime one. I'm going to say it was very difficult finding one that isn't incredibly lewd, and very uncomfortable looking for one with my mom (I'm 16). But they are really comfy, and I recommend getting a regular body pillow and not an anime one.

[@Loboking2015]

"If your friends are flamming ypu for having an Anime pillow, then they arent your friends." I was thinking about this clip earlier today. I would love to have a friend like Lewis

[@thevgm5478]

Hey Salty. Real quick. Just wondering. One quick real quick question if you don’t mind me asking. Why is your discord full of shirtless flexing men dancing?

[@witifulweavile2272]

Speaking from experience....yea my little pony is a trap. I started to watch out of curiosity in march of 2020 and now I'm obsessed. Your friends were lucky to escape when they could.

[@ragalyiakos]

(10:54) "Yeah, I bet I could drink Minx under the table!" I'm Slavic. I could drink everyone in that call under the table, one after another, and I would barely get a buzz.

[@not_anymore]

Also, being a brony isn't a shame! The MLP series has a really big adult community, because the plot and characters are actually good and interesting. I'm a brony myself! And proud of it!

[@uneverjack158]

*Me who lives in Maryland:* POG! We got recognized and it’s not because of Baltimore this time. It’s positive!!!!!!!”

[@morganrakes4184]

Something about Lewi asking Minx if there are potatoes in Ireland anymore and her reaction just fucking gets me 😂😂😂 Ngl I was legit confused to cause like is there a stereotype if potato’s in Ireland all of a sudden???