Massive Videogame Lies We Need To Come Clean On

[@mischiefgoblin9102]

Nath's sudden explosion over time splitters was hilarious xD I was with Rob laughing xD

[@tomclark2284]

Genuinely the most passionate he's ever been about anything on the channel. Love it

[@LittleTinyFish520]

He lost it lol I disagree with him but I loved the enthusiasm

[@arthurbrandonnielsen]

This is just more proof we need a new season of "One on Onesie", but with Ash and Rosie.

[@young__blacksmith]

THIS

[@NormanReaddis]

Seconded!

[@mayhemmcfly4229]

Thrice! And do a poll so viewers have a chance of picking the game. Even if it's a game Dave/Nath played. Like Nidhogg. Imagine Ash & Rosie playing that!

[@nono-ch8oy]

You must be excited now.

[@arthurbrandonnielsen]

@@nono-ch8oy My wife can confirm I screamed like a kid on Christmas Day when they did the stream

[@frodomolecule779]

Rob: I didn't finish MGSV: Everyone: That's OK Rob, neither did Kojima.

[@vialgoenlapantalla]

SAVAGE

[@Phisto89]

Zing!

[@olibob203]

walking simulator stranding

[@paullatham8486]

Oh SNAP!

[@MrJHDK]

Grrr beat me to it.

[@dondaileyii]

Awww I feel bad for Rob. Maybe that’s why the scoreboard went away.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

I assumed it was Dave suffering from RSI from adding new marks every single week without fail.

[@seanmalloy0528]

same here

[@neuromod8302]

MGSV gave Rob a sense of phantom pain, it seems like.

[@felicenaviidad]

*hauntingly beautiful*

[@devineaaron]

I do miss the MGS white board.

[@AM.I.INACOMA]

I really enjoyed Ash’s entry. As a rule I always assume people I watch on KZbin are faking their personas in at least some measure, but Access has always seemed to me to be a group of genuine, classy people just doing what they love. I’m happy Ash likes her team so much…this is the crew you deserve Ash 🤙🏻

[@tiduswhiteblade8535]

Ash has been my favorite addition to the channel, bar none. She deserves them and they deserve her as well. Love this access crew ❤️

[@gfear24]

@@tiduswhiteblade8535 It's amazing what happens when you're in an atmosphere that is kind & supportive and no longer in, what is seemingly constantly said by those who leave, an incredibly toxic and sexist work environment. Ever notice that the majority of the ones who leave Whatculture, well since the Cultaholic/Triple Jump folks left, are ALL WOMEN? Rachel, Ash, Kirsten, and a few other women all left in the last year and a half. And I wouldn't be shocked if 2 of the 3 new women leave soon because they're almost never used anymore.

[@Crisjola]

I can't imagine Access without Ash anymore even when she first joined it felt like she'd been in there forever. I think Ash, Rosie, Holly, and Elle would do a great letsplay of Gang Beasts with the boys off to the side, just watching awestruck and in mild fear (wouldn't blame them.) The only other place I could ever see Ash going would be team OX but that's such a tight knit group even within that journalism company, that I doubt anyone will leave or be added too OxBoXTra any time soon.

[@damianxenclare847]

Don’t worry Rob, even Kojima didn’t get to finish MGSV.

[@BilCaesar]

Sad but true. 💔

[@shaneharrington3655]

Best comment on here 😂

[@Chishannicon]

Came here to say that. Glad I checked the comments first to see if anyone had beaten me to it.

[@NeroMystyra]

@@BilCaesar I like that Metallica song

[@BilCaesar]

@@NeroMystyra I’ll admit it did have some catchy tunes that I remember from my childhood. So it deserves a nostalgia point too I guess.

[@phantomredblade]

I would have laughed so hard if while Rob was talking about Metal Gear they just had a clip of Dave erasing the Metal Gear whiteboard sobbing or shaking his head lol

[@NeroMystyra]

omg that would have been brilliant haha

[@nursechan1740]

I've missed a good old Nath rage. 😂 Hope he feels better after that. And I genuinely feel so sad for Rob!

[@Anime-Doom]

Honestly the only video game lies I tell are to myself, usually stuff like "one more go" or "I'll play this when I'm done with my current game".

[@juuy2223]

I was hoping Rob was gonna say "I'm not bald, I just keep my head shaved"

[@lilinjunthatcould4772]

I love Naths sudden turn. One second he's fine then he just flips a switch

[@Wogle]

"Hey Rob, are you gonna finally finish Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?" Rob: "WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST TO SUFFER??"

[@ivorydeluxe1672]

I feel for rob, as someone who had Bioshock spoiled for them but still went back to complete it. It's just not the same.

[@WrackPharmd]

The same happened to me with Mass Effect 3 and I just can’t make myself finish it. I’ve tried so many times.

[@ooginator12]

FFVII was the same for me.

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

Red Dead for me.

[@gerleegee2171]

I love how during Nath's outburst, Rob was like "it's okay, it's okay". It's like that meme with the angry woman and a cat

[@1051POWER]

"Its the lag" that is legend status lie.

[@impalabeeper]

It's the lag because it's the truth when I genuinely have crappy internet XD

[@dyltube6395]

@@impalabeeper right

[@BigRyMcIndoe96]

“I’ll finish my backlog of games i’ve had for 5 + years” the biggest lie i always tell myself😂

[@tomasdelcampo2]

I was able to get caught up with 100+ games by playing all day every chance I had(so just some weekends and summers) throughout 2011-2013 and some of 2010 and 2014. Since then I play games as they come out and I’ve played another 100+. Also I’ve watched a ton more. But I’m still not caught up with manga/anime after like several years lol

[@BigRyMcIndoe96]

@@tomasdelcampo2 thats awesome man, i wish i had the time to get through them all but with work and uni it’s difficult, sometimes i end up just watching a play through on here ahah.

[@Kris-wo4pj]

I got thru like 4-5 games i half finished but didnt when my hrs got cut due to the quarantine. I then rented the entire yakuza series and just playing those this yr so there goes that backlog. I am ignoring the yakuza series for my backlog.

[@lemonheadlemonhead862]

@@Kris-wo4pj ah man the Yakuza series is so great but it takes so long to finish all 9 games if you count judgment it took me 3 months to get them all done sooooo amazing.

[@BigRyMcIndoe96]

@@Kris-wo4pj thats class dude,the yakuza series looks so good, i definitely need to get them all played, I’ve only ever skimmed over yakuza 3 or something like that i think.

[@DanielOceanGaming]

“If you have the right people”. 2:24. That’s the key to enjoying online games however that’s easier said than done imo. In my 40s, all I ever run into are entitled gamers who lack the friendly vibes and want you to always invite them. That’s exhausting and so I prefer single player. I used to run with a group where we would send invites, kept in touch and had a good laugh but those days are long gone. For those who have found a good group, kudos and best wishes to all of you.

[@peterpenguin1595]

Rob and the Metal Gear entry made me sad. Poor Rob. I think everyone has experienced something like that - at least once - especially in this social media day of age ☹

[@DungeonBricks]

I keeep feeling Rob and Rosie share so many stories... they feel like surrogate brother and sister; is so wholesome

[@strayznake1131]

Rob's metal gear reveal was like the tragic backstory for a boss in metal gear. I'd love to see him earn the platinum in mgs5 on stream

[@mvl71]

Every developer ever: _It's ready when it's ready._ 1 day after release: _Here's a 28 GB patch._

[@airdrighmor1439]

I play an online game every 2 to 3 years. I usually regret it.

[@massiveprogressive9488]

Same.

[@andyq524]

Nath's revelation was freaking amazing. That buildup and then the reveal!

[@ArtistHunter62]

"im Going To Get Some Water" Brother: "Dont Go!" *Hands Own Water Bottle*

[@thembill8246]

I can totally picture young Caddy doing exactly that, but saying a million more words, and a lot faster... Because it's Caddicarus.

[@ShadianVise]

Bonus Caddicarus childhood content in this one, I love it

[@mza4739]

"I laughed at my own voice" Ash is all of us... 😂

[@Caenei]

WE NEED MGS V streams with Rob immediately!

[@klcvas45]

Maybe as a Christmas LP?

[@farakhhanif]

With Dave assisting him as he apparently completed the game...

[@Jason-gw6lb]

Just like he has with Bloodborne

[@kevincarter4782]

This is one of my favorite videos in a while. Absolutely brilliant all around!

[@MoldyMojoMonkey]

Can't imagine having MGS5 spoiled after all those years of build up. It was my most anticipated game of all time and, despite the flaws, I played the absolute hell out of that game.

[@wwaxwork]

Rob should play it in a stream, play it with all of us cheering him on. It can be a surprise to those of us that don't know the ending as we watch in chat.

[@morgansides294]

Rosie is a sweet angel, the best of us.😊

[@dalmarampere6637]

I feel you Rob, this is why I have a hard completing Red Dead Redemption 2 and Tales of Bersaria. Knowing the ending before hand spoils the fun.

[@sephy980]

I unfortunately also had red dead ending ruined for me but I have to say you should definitely finish it. I am VERY rarely emotionally invested in games etc and I nearly cried haha I also got the good ending. but dunno if I have it in me to finish it again for the other 2 endings.

[@mikes5637]

One of the reasons I haven't yet played Uncharted 4.

[@jackwbrazier]

I knew it! As soon as Rob mentioned there being some unforgivable lie at the end of the last live stream I knew it would be MGS related! Rob, it's never too late to finish it, just get Ash to play the first 10 hours for you!

[@thomaswallace8743]

It seems he agrees it’s awesome, probably really enjoys the gameplay like everyone else, but every time he plays it he’s reminded he’ll never have that fresh experience, so I think he feels there’s nothing there for him at this point.

[@shaneharrington3655]

My biggest lie: For years I told all my friend that I beat Final Fantasy 7. I claimed it was so awesome and “Yeah I loved that part too” Whereas really I didn’t have patience for it, secretly disliked the turn based combat and really I just watched my cousins play it and I used a cheat cartridge to see all the cutscenes. SHAME!

[@seand7042]

You sound exactly like my brother he didn't get out of disc 1

[@hannayman4448]

😢

[@JonathanWhiteheadcpfc1990]

I was just about to comment how much I used to love playing the Timesplitters games and then Nath went on a big rage about how much he hated it 🤣🤣🤣

[@raccoonpeddler6730]

the games where awesome lol

[@skinny005]

@@raccoonpeddler6730 it's were mate

[@raccoonpeddler6730]

@@skinny005 english is my second language im doing my best...i will try to remember next time

[@Rspit030]

When I was a kid I lied about mario party, I told my friends I was really good at the button mashing mini games when in reality I had an off brand n64 controller with turbo lol

[@wombleking]

Rosie's "lie" gives us another insight into growing up with Caddy!

[@karolinks5718]

It's also nice to hear Rosie's side of some stories he's told,eg: the sonic Heroes save

[@ABadassDragon]

Rosies entry is the reason im glad my sister never got into gaming too much. She played lego games with me for a while, but that was just a phase for her and she quickly got over it.

[@rhiannon1170]

I understand Rob, I had Final Fantasy 7 Remake spoiled for me despite me actively avoiding media. Just one person spoiled the whole thing with a single thumbnail on their ytube video near the games release and I haven't been able to play it since. I have watched a playthrough and enjoyed it, but still feel slightly miserable. One day, maybe. What I'm surprised about is that you hadn't figured out Eli 😂 I thought it was obvious but I was obsessed with mgs5, and it's different to figure it out for yourself of course❤️

[@garethwardle6157]

Paused the video to comment. I totally agree with Nath, for a good 2 years my friends group would only play timesplitters 2 split screen deathmatches and i hated but had to put up with it and play it for a good solid 2 years 😂 well done Nath for having the courage to say this now

[@martynpotter21]

"that's how I speak to myself in my head when I'm on my own in my flat with my single player games" haha bless you Ash. As someone who does love single player games, but is also very competitive, I'm glad you've come to understand and accept this about yourself. And you guys are a wholesome bunch! and 2:30 was pretty funny random moment.

[@retrogamerdad9621]

Nath's was perfect. The long setup, then the sudden explosion. For me, I haven't LIED about this, but I haven't beaten Final Fantasy VII. So I feel like my life is a lie. Got all the way to the final bit, too.

[@joelsmith7078]

"Full of... swearers..." Ash is too good for us.

[@adamcrockett8011]

Please do MG5 with Rob playing and the guys as the intercoms.

[@ZachDahlia]

As a long time MGS fan, Rob’s revelation is utterly heartbreaking...

[@captainmacmellon8909]

Well Kojima didn't finish it either

[@raphaelbrandao7008]

We thought Rob was BigBoss... turns out he was just Venom Snake.

[@WebstersYouTube]

Me in Year 8, circa 2001, lying to my friends' faces: Yeah, of course I've defeated Emerald Weapon! It was easy. I don't see what all the big fuss is about. Me on 9th Oct 2019 at 7:26pm unlocking the trophy for beating Emerald Weapon: Bloody hell, that was a bit tricky!

[@Chewbazza]

So Rosie and her bro are Rosie and Jim..... I can't be the only person old enough to find that chuckle worthy...

[@thembill8246]

Well, to be fair... To the rest of the internet, her brother is Caddy or Caddicarus.

[@DragonAge87]

As someone who absolutely love the Dragon Age series. I've delved deep into the games, have all the book, and have all the comic books. I have (and it pains me to say this) never beaten Dragon Age Origins

[@kraziiXIII]

This physically pains me since Origins is so good, but it also took me six years and over 1000 hours to complete my first playthrough of Inquisition (on easy!) so I cannot judge since I have that as my truly embarrassing gamer secret. I also have just about all of the books, movie, comic books and art books. It also took me restarting FFX at least twelve times over the course of ten years to finish it, too. There isn't any shame in not finishing a game, just a compulsion to complete the game. I hope one day you'll finish. I believe in you and it is worth every moment! My Tabris would high five your warden! (This comment is so cringeworthy; I'm so sorry for subjecting you to it.)

[@raccoonpeddler6730]

origins is still the best imo its a shame you never finished it but it happens

[@bilbebop3693]

I'm in the same situation 🤣

[@saratbrayton4200]

No worries Rob, I felt something off when playing MGS V and you're not alone! Its truly missing all that Kojima-esque exposition and narrative. Although the gameplay is impeccable, the environments are completely forgettable and its just feels like an incomplete vision. It doesn't give me those Metal Gear Vibes from the past

[@Mast3rB3ard]

But the mission where you have to stop the infected in mother base was hands down the best mission in the series

[@DeathSalsa]

Mate, same. As a huge MGS fan, the gameplay pulled me through but the magic was definitely missing. And the narrative was a huge slap in the face. MGSV is the only game in the series I've only played once, whereas I've lost count of how many times I've replayed the others.

[@anoyd1817]

And the 3rd chapter not being finished kind of ruins things

[@Tengu_Snake]

The launch trailers had so much more! Animals on Mother Base. Helicopters flying over. So much life. The final game is so bare

[@Wogle]

14:54 It's alright Rob. Took me about 80 hours to see the "ending". Spent too much time faffing about doing side ops and capturing soldiers! I'm about 250 hours now I think and 94% to Game completion and the platinum. Kojima wasn't lying when he said there was a lot of stuff in the game

[@paullatham8486]

On a secret, important mission to possibly save the world from total war... but wait, is that an S class soldier over there?... screw everything I must capture him!!

[@marhawkman303]

@@paullatham8486 oh, and how you can abuse certain aspects of the RNG to get soldiers with specific traits.

[@danielelkadi3499]

Nath snapping is hillarious

[@hardeeptrivedi8063]

Nath’s colleagues after watching this video - so he never really liked our lunch time game we hated but still played because he told us he loved it?

[@kraziiXIII]

My biggest lie is that I won't obsessively explore every dialogue option and screenshot every single one in Dragon Age games. It took me six years to finish Inquisition because I was so neurotic about it. I am on my second ever playthrough of Dragon Age Origins and I regret not taking screenshots on my first playthrough, especially since I am on my evil playthrough right now.

[@jamesmcgowan8898]

It's ok Rob. I beat all the other metal gear solid games a million times. I beat 4 at least 11 times. Got 5 and only got like halfway through. Vod squad!

[@Myles]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Pearson Pain

[@TakingTheMick1008]

Why does this videos opening feel like an old Friday feature opening? The 7 lies every gamer has told at one point one obviously comes to mind.

[@YandrakJakob]

My biggest lie in gaming: I love RPG. Every kind. I lie. Sometimes, some games can be really brilliant and I cant even tolerate them: Ni no kuni 2, have it, even with paid dlc, vut for the life of me I cant bring myself to finish it. Dragon quest XI, the best Dragon Quest, I cant even fathom to play it since I grow bored of the music. Final Fantasy X, I got stuck in Seymour at Mont Gagazet and had to restart the whole game. Couldnt be bothered and just helped my dad complete it again. For crying out loud, I havent even played Skyrim! I may like the stories, I love twewy neo, i love final fantasy ix, boy, I loves, LOVED Ys Lacrimosa of Dana... But some rpgs dont make me love all rpgs.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

It's fine, Rob. None of us has ever truly finished MGS5. since the game isn't even finished

[@sirprintalot]

I too want Caddicarus to come onto the channel just to see Rosie drink a load of water.

[@Wheelerlfc]

That's a bombshell that Rob I'm genuinely shocked, I haven't visited the channel for about a year this is the 1st one iv watch in that time and this is how you worked MGS into this video 😂

[@waterinmyotter6245]

“Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that different platform?” “Sir, being in a leading shooter.”

[@AutomaticDuck300]

To be fair to Nathan, people love Time Splitters 2 for the original storyline and varied levels. The controls were pretty awkward.

[@Hailstormand]

This has been a cathartic experience for everyone, but especially for Nathan.

[@Zer0_Ph34r]

Six years from now we'll get an amazing video series of Rob finally playing and completing Metal Gear Solid 5.

[@noblesseoblige1076]

I await that with bated breath.

[@pyrofan80]

Rosie’s brother is called Jim? Did you live on a barge?

[@thembill8246]

Did no one know that that's Caddicarus's real name? Or did you not know that that's her brother?

[@mikkdc]

Rob's entry highlights the dark side of video game journalism.

[@gil2066]

nath sudden shift from calm to anger really funny

[@Eckister]

"This is a safe place, the glass of water cannot hurt you here mr. Caddick."

[@prototype102010]

Wow! You could feel the anger from Nath regarding Time Splitters. I felt that in my SOUL.

[@doopercooper1136]

Dammmmn I just realised that Nathan would be in 40s, (since timesplitters 2 was released in 2002 and he joined the industry when he was 23) I certainly wouldn’t of been able to tell I mean I thought Rob was the older one.

[@mayhemmcfly4229]

We need a 'reaction' video of Dave in front of the MGS whiteboard, getting ready to mark it and then turn to the camera with a... "WHAT?! Wait, this has all been a lie?"

[@hamodeetaichu300]

From the joy of friends and colleague laughing at rob to feeling sad for him

[@grimpyrox1683]

Ya know...... I dedicated my whole summer of 2019 to platinuming MGSV, and after 260 hours of Bossing some big baddies I finally achieved the Mgsv platinum. Literally as soon as I popped the Trophy I tweeted the Screenshot to Rob hoping my favorite PSA member (sorry Dave ,Nath,&Rosie. Ash you wasn't there so you're excused) would give me a like or a "Solid" congrats on my accomplishment, and..... I was left ignored, like Robs back catalogue. Now after watching this video it all makes sense! I'm a forgiving guy though. I'm willing to give Rob the chance to be my fav again if he can congratulate me here. If not! The first PSA member to just give me a good old pat on the back can be my new favorite..... It still hurts, but I still love you guys with all my heart.

[@hardeeptrivedi8063]

From now on I’ll never trust ANYONE who walks out the room to have a glass of water.

[@RemyDMarquis]

I'm sorry you had to go through this Rob :'( Seriously, I understand the struggle.

[@jnlewis114]

My lie is similar to Ash's, in that "I don't enjoy MP games" but really, I have abandonment issues and don't want to get used to playing with friends, only to have them leave for another game and thus lose the camaraderie.

[@johngingras]

Rob's Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MGSV

[@rsfrom954]

Ash takes me back to when I played with my boys on BLOPs 2 for hours a night regardless of when we had to be back at work the next morning. Well done

[@willowweedsYT]

Calling it before I watch, Rob never played a Metal Gear game 🤣

[@mikkdc]

8:20 That reminded me so much of the Inbetweeners "Football Friend" scene :D

[@Sicarius089]

Rob you played us like a fiddle 🤣 but it's also heartbreaking. I put in the hours for you though, I've clocked up nearly 2000 hours in it. Only lie that comes to mind is telling people I'm going to bed, but I just switch to offline mode 😅 I know it's a rookie lie.

[@ijustsawthat]

Multiplayer with friends: cozy caos Multiplayer with randoms: bad time

[@Wogle]

5:17 Oh Nath... I do have those magazines from when you started. Even got the issue where a reader compared you to the cop from Freddy vs Jason. I was reading through them recently looking for specific information segments for a project I'm working on, and there you were!

[@hardeeptrivedi8063]

I understand you Rob, same has happened with me for God Of War. I just can’t boot up the game as i know within myself now, that it has been ruined for me and I can never enjoy the game to its fullest.

[@Gr4v3Kn1ght]

Much love Rob. Sorry that you didn't get to enjoy MGSV, that was heartbreaking to hear. We're here for you man.

[@davidkramer4215]

I think there needs to be a Christmas Let Play remake where Rob plays Metal Gear Solid 5, and Dave and Nath provide radio help.

[@shadowbullets24]

Two BIG lies this week, I don't even know who I am any more. first I find out S.T.A.R.S stands for Special Tactics And Rescue Service, not Special Tactics And Rescue Squad! Now I find out Rob has never finished MGS5. I just.. this is too much to process. I was once proud to share the name Rob, now I don't know. I think I might have to change it to Dave or Nath...

[@davemckinney6555]

Considering that Dave kept a tally of Rob's references to Metal Gear, his confession is entirely 100% on brand...

[@Jason-gw6lb]

I'm exactly the same as Rob with MGSV, started so many times and just can't seem to get myself passed the first few hours. And just like Rob, I've played the first one countless times!

[@CoffinSkate]

Man, the only lie I can think of is that I thought I was really good at Smash and that I thought I could beat anyone. Playing against my brothers friend was a rude awakening.

[@MrMrVegetable]

Being of course the greatest Star Wars Fan in the entire universe, same as Rob I never played Kotor more than a few hours. Just imagine the joy seeing this master piece being remade.

[@linkinchains]

My friend was excited for Horizon Zero Dawn and turned me on to it. I platinumed it VERY quickly, think it was my first plat. He always pretended he was further in the game and that he beat it but we are network friends and we compared trophies once and uh yea he’s a big liar lol I never told him that I knew, though.

[@vinniamsterdam700]

I knew Dave wouldn't be on this video. He DON 'T lie.

[@kiaranjay5153]

Not sure I can ever forgive Nath's hatred of TimeSplitters 2. I absolute loved that series haha

[@exterminatuss4380]

Rob: "I dont even like metal gear solid"

[@duckie9050]

My biggest lie is getting tired of social interactions and turning off my PlayStation, then telling all my friends that my internet crashed. Or saying I need to go make dinner knowing full well I’ve already eaten just to escape 😂

[@Kris-wo4pj]

I would literally just change it to say im offline and keep playing a different game away from them. While telling them i have to do something else.

[@ian.edmondson]

Wait, Rosie's brother is named Jim? My inner child from the 90s is screaming right now! 🤣

[@thembill8246]

He brother is Jim Caddick, AKA Caddy, AKA Caddicarus.

[@ian.edmondson]

No way! Now I've seen it, it's so obvious!

[@terminalsarcasm]

I don't blame you Rob. That hospital mission was pretty bad. It was like a warning to the gamer, telling them what they're in for so if you're not gonna like this you're not gonna like the rest.