I'll say bracket 0 since there's no ranking it when janking it among friends. 🙂
@usernamesarestupid3 ай бұрын
Bracket 0! The systems only needed when trying to sit down with new players without any rule zero talk
@pr0fess0rbadass3 ай бұрын
Bracket 1moremana
@duce79993 ай бұрын
2 purples, 1 maeve, and a taupe
@ManaDorksMTG3 ай бұрын
I'd ay they're about a 7
@PachinkoHero3 ай бұрын
Prof is dressed as an Arizona Green Tea to fit the theme of being under a dollar
@durttheelder40353 ай бұрын
I've been seeing them over a dollar now I think inflation finally hit them
@bookreaderman67153 ай бұрын
@@durttheelder4035 I do not know if this is still accurate but I believe that you may be able to contact the arizona company about that, they very intentionally have (had?) the price locked to a dollar
@yourmom4hire893 ай бұрын
@@durttheelder4035the ceo came out and said that it is still DEFINETLY under a dollar and if there is a store charging more it's because of them alone. They even had a report feature at some point to call out stores that overcharged
@JonaxII3 ай бұрын
@@durttheelder4035they are still marked as 99ct on the package, stores just don't care and mark them up
@normified3 ай бұрын
@@durttheelder4035 blasphemy
@tylerbradford77713 ай бұрын
Straight up janking it. And by it, let’s just say, my deck
@OddMidnight3 ай бұрын
Careful, you'll splatter cards all over the place.
@JosePineda-jn8jk3 ай бұрын
@@OddMidnightas long as some hit people in the face it’ll be okay I think.
@durttheelder40353 ай бұрын
out here in the commuted college
@lucarends83293 ай бұрын
oof ouch my bones
@Shooshpa-z2e3 ай бұрын
@lucarends8329 I II II L
@blaze34221603 ай бұрын
Ken actually gave one of the best descriptions of jank. Anything that makes the table or your opponent go “what the hell?” or “there ain’t no way that’s real” you’ve got grade A jank
@syrupbender3 ай бұрын
me when I play island sanctuary
@ludohanssen59823 ай бұрын
@@syrupbender good card in 3 card blinds and nowhere else
@syrupbender3 ай бұрын
@@ludohanssen5982 untrue
@VivBrodock3 ай бұрын
By that logic then my Phage deck is jank, because when I reveal her people go "what? How do you even play her? Won't she kill you?" (It very much isn't, that assumption will get you booped by Phage)
@irtnyc2 ай бұрын
Jank cardboard is so much more interesting than everything else you can do with MTG.
@Azeria3 ай бұрын
Pleasant Kenobi does WHAT?!
@TolarianCommunityCollege3 ай бұрын
You heard me.
@WeirdTroll6663 ай бұрын
he janks off
@AvelinFF3 ай бұрын
At the magicked table, straight up janking it.
@zakkblack50243 ай бұрын
😏
@Kazutoification3 ай бұрын
It's better than the Gooning and Come Line incident...
@thatkenku_ranger3 ай бұрын
The One More Mana Crew are still my favorite guests on your channel Prof!
@gladbandanna3 ай бұрын
They are a riot! Love them. They should do FIVE PLAYER JANK CMD with Ced!
@TolarianCommunityCollege3 ай бұрын
They are so awesome!
@pr0fess0rbadass3 ай бұрын
Me too. They just seem like such a chill bunch. Team APS is a close second.
@robertwatson48403 ай бұрын
Yeah they’re great, Vince is great too, love spice and Sam a ton as well as Voxy.
@alexwang85603 ай бұрын
55:30 For anybody wondering, in Bingo “59” is “Brighton Line”
@Y00bi3 ай бұрын
Holy shit Ken looks so much fitter since the last time I saw him. The One More Mana crew are truly the best guests you ever have on this show.
@CAPRlCORNO3 ай бұрын
Ozempic can do wonders for you when taken in moderation alongside dieting and exercising.
@nabillun3 ай бұрын
Yeah, almost didn't recognise him in the preview clip for this episode! Happy for the guy
@felity17733 ай бұрын
@@CAPRlCORNO you don't need medication to lose weight... or are you saying he was sick?
@bobbyfartz55913 ай бұрын
Yeah Ken looks really good. Can see the cheekbones
@lesternomo65783 ай бұрын
they look like theyre hitting the gym together, derik's arms are huge lol
@Big_James3 ай бұрын
9:00 "I'm janking off with bears." Prof living the dream
@TheFlukeDuke3 ай бұрын
God, I wish that were me
@Big_James3 ай бұрын
Amen 🙏 @@TheFlukeDuke
@MediocreTCG3 ай бұрын
Joe Rogan has entered the chat
@SsjRedneck3 ай бұрын
Bg3 players when they try to explain romancing halsin
@laoxep3 ай бұрын
@@SsjRedneck Yeah things can get grizzly very fast.
@Zuul473 ай бұрын
Universes Beyond Florida was an underrated joke lol
@jonlangthorne79243 ай бұрын
I would buy this. Just a bunch of cards labelled “Florida Man does X” as renamed existing cards.
@johncameron19353 ай бұрын
This pod is absolutely amazing. The banter was a hundred percent. Glorious! Utterly glorious!
@angelojohnson94413 ай бұрын
“Everybody stop, Ken is going to kill the creature. “With what? Hopes and Dreams?!” Oh man, that got me real good.
@tellable94253 ай бұрын
"I got my commander in my deck right now. Just straight up jankin my deck right now. I'm a deckbuilding freak man, for real."
@izukukageyama75523 ай бұрын
The "Da Bears" thing is actually a reference is to a SNL sketch not a direct football reference, and I'm 31. RIP Chris Farley
@Russian_engineer_bmstu3 ай бұрын
The one they stole from Joel?
@GrandDungeonDad3 ай бұрын
Superfans
@TheDepolarization3 ай бұрын
I’m 43, correct! The best kind of correct.
@JacobBiaggi3 ай бұрын
In this episode: prof talks about tying Vince up while they jank each other off
@bearlybearablebear3 ай бұрын
"And I just figured out YESTERDAY - trample" goddamn Ken is SO fucking entertaining to watch. He's playing a character, and playing it to perfection. (pls more onemoremana and vince
@grillburgerdaq51213 ай бұрын
Prof questioning the jankiness of treasure cruise when he in fact cast a treasure cruise in the last one more mana jank off episode is absolutely hilarious.
@mofomiko3 ай бұрын
(plus swords to plowshares, a mean come on now)
@yaboishadowninja3 ай бұрын
@mofomiko is there a janky version of swords?
@TriangularPrism2 ай бұрын
@@yaboishadowninja Divine Gambit
@mrfroboto12 ай бұрын
@@yaboishadowninja Unwanted Remake?
@alicewaterfall2 ай бұрын
“David Tennant is an English treasure.” David Tennant: *laughs in Scottish*
@gleeber54493 ай бұрын
1:01:05 Derik defensively saying "I DO have a genome" was probably my favorite line from this video
@jarvvoitlus94583 ай бұрын
finally, a healthy pre-game rule zero conversation
@samhorrell963 ай бұрын
18:34 Swords to Plowbears was right there!
@kaptainkokujin49863 ай бұрын
Please don't do that to bears
@mofomiko3 ай бұрын
Is that even janking off or just having a good time?
That intro is amazing! HOWEVER, I think Quest for the Jank Lord should be summoned!!!!!
@maximiliangarza3 ай бұрын
Agreed I want them to play with the professor. It would be very interesting
@Brooksbuilds853 ай бұрын
“You must go to all the wrong parties” was a fantastic comment prof haha 58:52
@ReyosBlackwood2 ай бұрын
I've been to those parties
@zztzgza3 ай бұрын
Wow, a good old-fashioned four player circle jank
@pr0fess0rbadass3 ай бұрын
Yeah, one more mana really embodies what I think the original spirit of EDH used to be
@voodoominerman3 ай бұрын
38:50 When the Taurean Mauler attacked the Professor, The Beasts last ability would trigger. It doesn't care who controls what, it just cares that a creature damaged its owner.
@jaydub55153 ай бұрын
Damn Ken, you be lookin' fit nowadays. Hell yeah, brotha
@commoncentsftw3 ай бұрын
I was going to say the same thing.
@LostTheNecromancer3 ай бұрын
Lmao "Is that a marvel movie, thats a magic card!" I felt that blood pressure rise
@hankhill56163 ай бұрын
He just... did that... in front of everyone, while looking them in the eyes
@MagnaMagum3 ай бұрын
Since Vince asked, Snapback is a free bounce spell in blue under $1.00.
@dilbin973 ай бұрын
Prof slinging slime at his bros during the jank off
@HollowdTV3 ай бұрын
Kenny Hadouken had cards upside down in his deck and my brain has never been more angry about something so insignificant.
@RozanovaHunter3 ай бұрын
The energy at this table is unparalleled, I was laughing so much before the game even started. Thanks for assembling this group!
@freitasmano13 ай бұрын
First time Ken did nothing for 15 turns and didn’t win from a last minute topdeck
@project_swift3 ай бұрын
Between the Janking Off, the Gooning and the Come Line, Tolarian Community College turned into a hardcore channel so gradually, I hardly noticed.
@AsatLujan3 ай бұрын
I love how the editors took the time to add a special effect to Ken's blessing on Derik's deck 11:57 It cracked me up so hard.
@katanakid133 ай бұрын
Kenobi talking about big ladies and janking it in a group, in the first 10 seconds.
@MagickP00dle3 ай бұрын
normal Kenobi interaction
@owlaboutme3 ай бұрын
the twist of vince joking that he should know what the foretell card is and then it being the perfect answer to his saga is so funny
@jettpeterson89683 ай бұрын
45:32 Vince says "I am making blockers this turn" (referring to the saga) and then the camera cuts to Prof with a knowing look in his eyes
@Friendly_Rivals3 ай бұрын
What a wild pod to assemble for THIS SPECIFIC title
@mrTjstephens13 ай бұрын
Vince having to play the straight man to Ken is literally the funniest thing!
@jonlangthorne79243 ай бұрын
59 - Brighton Line I believe is the rhyming name for 59 in Bingo. It’s a reference to the Brighton coast and pier. The reason it’s 59 is because the main road that Londoners take down to Brighton is numbered 59.
@1notdeadfred3 ай бұрын
9:20 Prof please, I'm 29, I ignore sportsball as much as I can and I STILL got that reference
@DrChimRichells3 ай бұрын
Prof: I'm not gonna play call of the wildspeaker because its not jank... Plays swords to plowshares
@tbclabamba80513 ай бұрын
And by far the strongest commander of them all 😅
@Adamantbby3 ай бұрын
18:19 I can't believe no one said swords to plowbears
@zramirez54713 ай бұрын
I love how Prof janked his outfit with that goofy tie (or that goofy suit, pick your poison)
@seantracy64523 ай бұрын
Love the One More Mana Crew! And wow Ken is looking like he's in great shape!
@dunstonlion13423 ай бұрын
This just shows that it is always fun to jank off with a bunch of bears.
@Buzzardonic3 ай бұрын
11:53 actually, the Pound is still currently stronger than the Euro: current exchange rate is around £1 to €1.19
@jonlangthorne79243 ай бұрын
Was thinking this through that whole chat, the pound has almost never dipped below the euro. Without Greece though that would probably be a very different story.
@tatybara3 ай бұрын
probably More of a comment on the plummeting living standard rather than literally about currency exchange
@tartanjames22653 ай бұрын
8:18 English Treasure!!! Shake my head
@EDZ1LLA3 ай бұрын
"David Tennant is an English treasure." 🤣
@BalooSJ3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure calling a Scotsman "English" constitutes a war crime.
@dhivuriyadamarvaj55853 ай бұрын
Awesome video, one of the best lately! ~~Also Auton Soldier is like $6~~
@TheForeverRanger3 ай бұрын
As someone who just bought one for my Mindskinner deck, I can confirm. CardKingdom has it sitting at 10.
@sl38483 ай бұрын
Taurean Mauler is like $3+ as well
@flottiedottie2 ай бұрын
I was hoping someone would bring that up!! So many less expensive cards were up for scrutiny but Auton Soldier flew under the radar 😂
@Horderek3 ай бұрын
Prof did get the crown on the last attack because of the double strike from grizzly bears
@thatepicwizardguy3 ай бұрын
Man... I'm 34 but I understood that bears reference lol EDIT: I think this is the first commander game where I would have legitimately needed to gun prof down first. That deck is way too scary on board. Also Mauler is not jank... that card is always a must-remove card in every commander game lol
@TheForeverRanger3 ай бұрын
It also isn't under 1 dollar.
@Yakmage3 ай бұрын
the beast triggers whenever a creature hits its owner, so it should have drawn a card when the mauler hit the professor at 39:00
3 ай бұрын
🤓☝️ Let’s play!
@Remulos13 ай бұрын
The auto captions when prof does his deck intro changes '2/2s' to 'tutus' and now I'm really sad prof isn't playing a bears wearing tutus deck
@joekendall84012 ай бұрын
17:30 missed opportunity for "Swords to plowbears"
@allahcT3 ай бұрын
The :Da Bears" line(and intonation) is from an old SNL skit featuring George Wendt.
@nataszam30443 ай бұрын
I loved this episode so much, laughed at al the little jokes and interactions. You're so cool guys
@acdcguy183 ай бұрын
Oh, hey! This is the full episode for that one short that came out long before the video. I remember thinking when I saw the short, "I don't recall seeing this episode.." Well, now I am.
@TolarianCommunityCollege3 ай бұрын
Shorts never come out before the episode. You might be thinking of the other time we had Vince on here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJibaGeHppVmebM
@Cedarbear1133 ай бұрын
My guess is they’re thinking about the preview at the end of last episode, which I personally love getting excited for the next weeks episode to come out!!
@travisauruss3 ай бұрын
@@TolarianCommunityCollege hmm I definitely saw a clip of this episode possibly a week ago, got exited for this group of masterjankers, went to the channel and didn’t see the episode. Have checked few times since. Someone leaked a clip!!! Glad the episode is out now. 🍻
@travisauruss3 ай бұрын
@@Cedarbear113ahh that’s it!
@ALTR_no_EGO3 ай бұрын
I love seeing the Mana Squad on Shuffle Up! It was priceless seeing Vince out of his depth with the foolishness. 😂😂
@councilgritter93803 ай бұрын
David Tennant is Scottish.
@josh15153 ай бұрын
“Not now honey, daddy is watching a group of middle aged men jank off”
@MrBenqiu3 ай бұрын
Auton soldier is jank in Europe? It's like 6$
@gabrielharvey9563 ай бұрын
Kenobi cheated a little , its 14 $ cad here loll
@mfsoab3 ай бұрын
@@gabrielharvey956 Yeah, but that's like 1GBP now 😜
@elijahwalker3233 ай бұрын
@@mfsoab Yeah that was what I thought also, because I got excited I'm like is that down to a dollard, I wanted a copy. Looked it up and saw like $6
@andimayer11193 ай бұрын
@@mfsoab EUR price is 7ish
@mfsoab3 ай бұрын
@@andimayer1119 I know, I'm european.That's why I just had to dunk on the brits 😉
@KunushiH3 ай бұрын
Hilarious episode. Nice to see Vince on again. The comedy between all 4 of y'all was great. Excellent concept for the decks and gameplay.
@alexanderwaller73543 ай бұрын
I think Vince should've played Hunted By The Family instead of Treasure Cruise. Forcing Prof to make a villainous choice for his commander and his Taurean Mauler (to lose menace), putting it under River Song's Diary, and living another turn.
@LatinxGoyslop19943 ай бұрын
These videos with One More Mana are always my favorite. They're so funny, especially Ken
@jonathanrobinson89263 ай бұрын
I was JUST watching the early episodes and pining for another Jank-Off!! ❤
@im_Tsu3 ай бұрын
I love seeing Lazav here, and by Vince, one of my favorite content creators no less! Lazav was one of my very first commanders over a decade ago. I have so many fond memories with him. An over-performer indeed!
@coenelserman56063 ай бұрын
Derik did not really read his commander did he…😂
@FranklyImaPerson3 ай бұрын
Prof has won more Shuffle Up and Plays in this season than he has in every previous season combined
@RicAdbur3 ай бұрын
Swords to Plowbears
@mashedmentality3 ай бұрын
“I’ve never seen a room full of men be held hostage by a bunch of bears before.” Well Pleasant Kenobi, that’s because you’ve never been to a Diddy party.
@Captain-Slog3 ай бұрын
Always great to see the 1 More Mana team playing. They respect the jank!
@SchneeWaltz3 ай бұрын
Da Bears isn't just people over 40 it is also every baby's first phrase in Minnesota and Wisconsin.
@ggmf3 ай бұрын
I was waiting and hoping for this reunion for EVER! Love all the Shuffle Up 'n Play with One More Mana!
@MRedswim3 ай бұрын
The camera slowly zooming in on Ken’s hand and deck being all different directions is beautiful editing.
@JimFaindel3 ай бұрын
59/59 written out like that should obviously be associated with the word salsa, because that creature is one saucy boi!
@pkslightweight3 ай бұрын
"I reckon a poop-smeared Gaea's Cradle would sell for more than $0.50." I love it here.
@PoirplePorpoise2 ай бұрын
"It's kinda like the Hokey Pokey. You don't wanna see it but it's happening." has me rolling xD
@zenalias31313 ай бұрын
Man. Hadouken's closing monologue. *chef's kiss
@tnsicgaming23293 ай бұрын
One tiiiiiny little detail that I noticed and loved was when Ken cut Derek’s deck by doing a spell with his hand and you see the little flicker of embers/sparks, it’s tiny details like that that make me love this show so much And PK and One More Mana are always a riot when they hit the table
@WayneyMTG3 ай бұрын
Quite happily would have watched an hour and a half of you guys sat around chatting with that vibe 😂 brilliant game 👏🏼
@mfisawesome113 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for Pleasant Kenobi comes back, and One More Mana, so I’m dying over here
@carterkoehn9773 ай бұрын
Brooo my two favourite magic creators in the same video, and it’s a jank off 🤯
@Comrade-Gandalf3 ай бұрын
28:58 now that's a the most Florida man thing I've heard in a minute. Shout out from Alachua County brother.
@prettyfarfetchd18383 ай бұрын
Me: Woke up, started making my morning coffee while watching, zoning in and out. Prof: "I'm janking off" Also me: I'm sorry what?
@Koptland3 ай бұрын
1:21:41 I love bears. Good job Prof!
@thebigbear46963 ай бұрын
A card banned in almost all formats and a card so iconic it has a saying associated with it (EoT FoF YL). I love Vince.
@JACKSONPRYORBENNETT3 ай бұрын
Prof: *reveals his commander* Me: oh ****** Prof’s gonna win!!
@dr.badguyreviews67853 ай бұрын
Well, apparently today I found out that "Da Bears" was originally a SNL skit, and not as I was thinking, a very minor set of gag characters from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
@theonlyksmith3 ай бұрын
Everyone trying to call out Prof's Felidar Retreat for being over a dollar when Vince is running an Auton Soldier
@fatbennymac73573 ай бұрын
26:05 Taurean Mauler is a $2.00 card… party foul Prof.
@CaptainCupps3 ай бұрын
“They haven’t reprinted fierce guardianship that much” NEW SECRET LAIR ALERT
@lukegriffiths17552 ай бұрын
Great group of guests in this episode. Awesome as always :)
@toranstarfall10587 күн бұрын
Always a good SU&P where it starts with discussions of Mike Ditka.
@beningram18113 ай бұрын
the whole thing was a good watch, but the postgame prof was just icing on the cake.
@hugmonger3 ай бұрын
LMAO Ken looked like he was about to punch Vince at 8:40... very early in and already amazing.
@Asiis2 ай бұрын
Prof snickering at 'promising vein' cracked me up. I knew most ravnica shocklands were euphemisms for vagina but I didn't know they were other lands who wanted to close the gap, so to speak.
@robertwatson48403 ай бұрын
Wow Ken’s wish in one hand and Yawgmoth in the other was something my granddad used to say. I’ve never heard it used anywhere else!
@alexweaver20783 ай бұрын
This pregame conversation was one of the best I've ever seen. I love when onemoremana show up