Please Help!

[@2tone209]

THE CLOCKS GO BACK ON SUNDAY HERE IN BRITAIN....I WISH THEY WOULD LEAVE IT ALONE

[@VetvsWorld]

Relax. 🤣

[@yorkie6013]

with the current state of this country they need to go back to 1960

[@stephengraham1153]

Fun fact, London, England is further north than both Montreal and Calgary.

[@robertvonschumann7297]

Same here yeah

[@cheesyboofs]

I get an extra hour in bed but sleep right through it every year.

[@davidmarkham9027]

I had a busy summer; got a new business doing flavour extraction for Chinese Garlic Farmers. It was a wrench leaving wargaming matchmaking department but the clown make-up was causing me allergies. On the positive side my "Nations of the World" colouring book is selling great to American post-graduate International affairs students.

[@thingamabob3902]

what are you doing with the garlic flavour you extract ? Bath your feet in it ? 😉😉

[@johncodmore]

Highlight of my summer? A colonoscopy. I'm not really ambitious, "What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve for"

[@turtle2720]

I live in Copenhagen, Denmark. Latitude 55N. Juneau, Alaska is 58N latitude. Our winters are mostly cold and wet... lucky if we get a bit of snow. Thanks Gulf Stream :)

[@dugdru2]

We Americans barely know our own country geography - let alone the rest of the world. They need to start teaching American kids about the Entire world instead of just the USA.

[@Evil_Fester]

Back in my school days they did.

[@nicomeier8098]

Judging from some vids most American kids can't even do basic algebra, don't know who the US fought to become independent and don't know how many states America has. Go figure.

[@johngunn8999]

well, lol, at the risk of being a meme..back in my day (class of 1981) we were very well versed in geography.

[@zacharyhayden957]

I will admit the U.S school system doesn't do well with teaching geography but I took it upon myself to learn it. I could know more but I'm happy to know what I know.

[@WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

They do, nobody cares.

[@brotherbarry6901]

How I spent the summer: My brother-in-law passed away and attended his funeral; my wife fell and broke her shoulder in three places; our son-in-law passed away and we attended his funeral; couple of friends had a stroke and heart attack and helped them and their families through it; had two hurricanes come through (did I mention I'm in sunny Florida?) and still dealing with aftermath; and also worked throughout; had a great time and wish you were here.

[@generalpublic3744]

No fun for you!

[@ClausKellerman]

hang in there buddy. thanks for sharing

[@Evil_Fester]

Prayers sent your way

[@TheBigCat2001]

Thanks for the life lessons PAPA Claus I will try to live up to your example 😊

[@nicomeier8098]

"Americans are bad at geography". Like the American lady once said in total surprise: "Does France make Chablis too?"

[@russwoodward8251]

I was once at the Eiffel Tower in France about to buy a ticket. A woman behind me in line said "Of course they had to make theirs bigger than the one in Las Vegas." You know, I totally understood French rudeness after that.

[@DraftySatyr]

@@russwoodward8251 Or the (hopefully apocryphal) tale about the American tourist visiting Windsor Castle complaining about the aircraft landing and taking off from Heathrow Airport, and remarking that they shouldn't have built the castle so close to the airport.

[@lux_moto]

I want as little help as possible. People are annoying enough when they keep their distance.

[@CarlSubUrban]

Thanks from the Kellermany!

[@ClausKellerman]

Thank you for your support buddy!

[@vettim89]

Klaus: "Americans have poor knowledge of geography". Also Klaus: "Swedes only yodel during the Winter" (I think you are thinking of the Swiss there)

[@DraftySatyr]

In case you hadn't realised, that is one of Claus's recurring memes.

[@harrisonwickham7426]

i agree most of the younger school generation(not me i am 69 yrs old lol) that go to school now in America know nothing about geography or much else sadly.

[@Evil_Fester]

Sometimes they don't know what their pronoun is.......LOL

[@goaway7346]

Trump loves the uneducated. Things won't be getting any better if he wins.

[@DraftySatyr]

@@Evil_Fester Ooh, edgy!

[@jack-xf6il]

Thanks Claus!

[@vernonbice732]

Yes, some of us do know geography. Assigned to W Germany as a new LT in the 70's (1st Armored Div, M60 tanks). I remember being tasked to do night exercises. We only had 4hrs of darkness (1130 to 0330) since it was summer time. That was before GPS so lat, long and grid coordinates were important to land nav. And, right now am living near same lat as northern Africa and the middle east.

[@r.h.7633]

You share the nicest stories, Claus. Thank you

[@randystiles230]

Spent my time taking care of my wife and working, getting old is not for the weak! Alaska.

[@christopherhurt1715]

Of course us Americans know where Windsor is...that's the city where all the dope comes into Detroit

[@billybobjohnroane1692]

Just south of you. Spent summer getting ready for winter!

[@finneysimon]

Autumn has arrived in the North of England, bringing foggy days, with a sprinkling of fine sunny days.

[@eden3d609]

3 times repeated "I don't know his name it's anonymized!" Must be a glitch in the matrix.

[@andrewduke1489]

My summer was spent on Vancouver Island, trying to make hay and silage as machinery was grenading every 5 minutes. It was fun 😂

[@morecowbell20]

The whole theme was "Live your Life to the Fullest" and you wrap that sermon up the very moment the Panther II jumps off the cliff. Love it.

[@r.h.7633]

Thank you, hope you're having an epic day

[@fredsmith7538]

Friday is highlight of the week, football and plenty of beer down the pub best way to relax after a tough week's work. Never matters what season it is either as the weather does not change that much in the UK.

[@thecellulontriptometer4166]

I adopted a puppy this year, so countless hours over the summer were spent on long walks and training. Wisconsin is normally cold by this time of year, but it is still in the 60's every day. Players who are constantly spamming help, help, help are so annoying. I always want to say, "what do you need help with, changing your diaper?"

[@paulfountain1364]

I've recently started identifying as an Australian, so I'm mostly confused by the weather in the UK!

[@LazyBoyZR1]

Second summer in a row I drove out to California from Toronto. This year via Austin Texas.. Last year I did the reverse, Silicon Valley direct from Toronto, then to Austin, then home. Solo both years! Was a great time.

[@r.h.7633]

That "getting arrested, almost" was a bladdy funny story, oh my god 😂

[@jmc7034]

I’ve had enough excitement for 10 life times.😮😊😂

[@dopeytripod]

another version of THE KELLERMAN FILES

[@papagator7007]

Summers here in South Florida, which are about 5-6 months long, are HOT as hades and humidity like a sauna even at night. Our night time temps in the summer months are 80-85 F or 27-30 C. I personally try to stay inside in the AC as much as possible in the summer months and plan my outdoor activities right around this time of the year. We just started to get the slightly cooler (80's F in the day and 70's F at night) and dryer air from the north a few weeks ago, right after those two hurricanes came through. That works for me because its gator hunting season right now, we have about another week to go. By the way, geography and history were my two favorite subjects when I was in school but you're right, a majority of my classmates back then couldn't tell you what county they lived in, or what the next city over from them was, and they sure as heck couldn't find places like Greece or Turkey on a map to save their lives....lol

[@johngunn8999]

rode the harley a bit, lots of work, and some relaxation..ive earned it

[@jjorvik1066]

U.S. citizen here - in a geography class I had in college, our first test had a bonus question that asked where on a map of the United States was the city our college was in located (this was Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio). Apparently the geography professor has been putting this question on the test for years. So when we got our tests back, the professor produced a map showing all the different places in the U.S. some students had placed Youngstown over the years. It was hilarious to see, people put Youngstown all over the place, even as far west as California. Yeah, it was funny until you really started thinking about it - how on earth can someone not be aware of where they are on the map?!?! So yes Klaus, by all means, make fun of us. We deserve it.

[@KOS762]

Funny thing about summer in the Arizona desert, is we don't enjoy the summer here. At night it's 105F+ and during the day it could get as hot as 125F. Sleeping is rough in the heat. This is not an enjoyable time for anyone here. The Canadians who do come here, we call snow birds, and they leave in June and return in November. From November till June, our winter, is as nice or nicer than the summer of the north. We don't have much rain, considering it's a desert. So the winter is the summer here. So my summer is just beginning. and my winter is ending. I did nothing but hide from the heat for the last 4 months, and I am ready to fish and camp and travel, now. Claus, I am glad you had a great time for your summer. I hope mine will be as good, too.

[@stevewebster5729]

That AT15 was the one who needed help, with even half a team he'd have won, playing like the boss that tank is... 🙂

[@Evil_Fester]

we farmed the garden and have a bunch veggies for winter. I live on Lake Superior and now thats its fall I am out hunting for grouse with dog Ozzie. Best time of the year.

[@teemukaikelsvitch8858]

Where i live its 24/7 sun shine For Many weeks. Greetings from northern Lapland Finland

[@markmathewssgbcpenaltyboxs6389]

I spent the last of my savings and went to Japan for 2 weeks and it was the most amazing trip I ever went on. Now, I am just fortunate that I have a couch to sit on. Being poor sucks.

[@harlech2]

I was in the fucking hospital for 4 months through the summer. Two weeks in ICU, 2 weeks in acute physical rehab, 3 months in a Skilled Nursing facility. At least I am able to walk again. So I am triggered by all the nice things you got to do.

[@r.h.7633]

For me, this summer was special as I travelled a lot around the country (Estonia) with my family

[@vm360fly]

It's called seasonal depression! You cant get a light therapy lamp at Costco and/or take some vitamin D supp.

[@rochrich1223]

Here in Phoenix, summers end is approaching. Highs still above body temperature or higher. What we normally do in summer is scurry between air-conditioned spaces and hope it ends soon. However, every March it starts again...

[@robgail5225]

I did a summer semester in France, it was cold as hell. I realized Europe is north of Florida, way north.

[@1989Falkor]

I grew about 10 pounds of cannabis this summer. More than I can smoke, hope to trade some.

[@Evil_Fester]

coming this spring I will also partake in the growing season!!

[@markmcarthur4353]

My summer is about to begin....still strange spring weather, very windy this year.

[@strykerjones8842]

Speaking of Windsor, did you know that Detroit, Michigan is at about the same latitude AND longitude as Windsor, Ontario? Didn’t even need a sextant or a clock for that gem, just a pair of binoculars.

[@PhaQ2]

Spent the summer watching my classic Chevelle rot away as I recover from heart failure. I've spent my summers better in the past, driving my classic Chevelle.

[@davidlabedz2046]

Very quiet summer for us. A couple long weekend's in Northern Michigan and the rest in the Northern Detroit burbs.

[@sonoftherabbitpeople4737]

I lived in Germany as a kid, and for a Virginia boy, it was pretty cold. I didn't mind it so much then as now. If you could sail directly east from Virginia, you would not reach Europe. You would make landfall in Morocco.

[@SkipStorm]

Those of us from USA that were educated in the 50’s and 60’s have a very good grasp of geography.

[@mikesnow5890]

Spent part of the summer in hospital for an operation. But outside of that traveled around the states playing with my band and helping out other musos who needed it. Repaired my decking, and when home sat with my feet in the river that runs through my land. Life is good PS. Still wear the no fun for you T that I sent you a picture of me wearing a couple of years ago.

[@shinraddkindheart]

I had a great summer, I watched Claus' daily videos with my coffee! Okay, I also worked & built a French drain system for better drainage in the rain and spring!

[@Evil_Fester]

Coffee and Claus every morning for sure.

[@victorduffy4459]

I went to the Philippines for two weeks. I stayed at my first 5-star hotel and ate at the rooftop restaurant. I'm afraid of heights, but after a few beers, I was fine. Then I rented a car for a road trip to my future mother-in-law's house. I learned traffic laws, and the lines on the roads are just suggestions. It's ok to pass on a curve. Water Buffalo have the right of way. It took 8 hours to go 185 miles. Filipino kids who have never seen white guy will stop and stare, and so will their parents.

[@KevinTullock]

Living at 59 degrees North in the Orkney Islands in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿…. I feel you. It’s a long dark winter ahead here.

[@kcmat77]

Morning Gang

[@SpybotAF1]

Work, went to a ranch, and went camping two times.

[@johnathansaegal3156]

I'm disabled and was hoping to be able to walk to the end of my driveway this past summer. That didn't happen.

[@russwoodward8251]

Yes Claus, this is a cool thing to be reminded of, parts of Canada are as far south (41 degrees latitude) as Northern California (which goes as far north as 42 degrees latitude). This is something a Fed Ex representative, who worked a lot in the greater Toronto Area (he called it "the GTA"), told me some years back. Where is Europe again? I tried to get to France once, but ended up in Montreal. [Geebus what a brawl at 13:30, yeah!]

[@johnnynielsen3006]

''There is no BOTS in World of Tanks'' - Technically yes... But there is a plethora of ''BOT BRAINS''

[@joshuaboudreau5258]

You really lured me into your fishing story. Now I feel like casting a line😂

[@bert2530]

No no no no. I am not gonna watch a f******* WTaufE100 game. I want mine back and stuff that Grille in a place that …..

[@springfield4522]

We Detroiters know exactly where Windsor is.

[@jamesmaslanka9557]

Claus, would you consider yourself retired? You seem too happy to be still working full time :)

[@ClausKellerman]

I am a man of mistery

[@Blush290]

Thats why bears like us in Canada hibernate

[@andrewduke1489]

The Swedes yodelling in the Alps? Hahahahah

[@ClausKellerman]

Yes. They are a funny bunch.

[@darby5987]

Life, the Universe and Thermodynamics - only on the Claus Kellerman Show.

[@r.h.7633]

"what's latitude" LMAO

[@oroville12345]

I am from northern California (Yuba city) but i currently live in the Philippines.

[@DamonOgden-g5d]

Our summer 🏝️🏝️🌞🌞 in Brisbane Australia 🦘🦘🦘 is going to be hot and shitty,80% humidity,30°c -40°c average,afternoon thunder storms with 50+km/h wind, looking forward to it,lol,cheers Claus from Damon,avagooday!!!

[@jeffhillstead3302]

Did you know the ocean is eating plastic.. Sound travels faster in water.. The "bird" is a french Canadian invention.. Tanks..

[@rob8660]

I did that cruise, was very nice.

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

About the summer: one of my parents whas in the hospital multiple times where they found stuff that breaks your spirit... so i trew my summerplans out of the window to make time for family. Whe went on small trips, museums, concerts etc. and just enjoyed echothers company now whe stil can... 😑

[@Gamu13]

Claus .... HELP !!!! We need more funny & philosophical videos ;)

[@flukeman022]

Can be annoying when people asks for help especially when they expect it. Sometimes your not in the appropriate vehicle to help them, if you're in a TD like Skorpion best to stay at the back for covering fire. Not at the front just because they want you there.

[@geoffreyM2TW]

I had so much fun I broke my right hand in a cycling accident and could only play with my left hand for 3 months.

[@_Elixir_]

I wish I was that active lol all I do is work and occasionally ride my motorcycle for leisure

[@heltutrolig7645]

My summer was a waste of time, but I know geography.

[@robertvonschumann7297]

Its back as a rental

[@Trentino_Adelaide]

Add Claus's POV channel, he covers loads of topics and still has time to give us tank entertainment, almost a decade of Claus on youtube. :) our clocks went forward two weeks ago as were almost finished with spring, bring on the heat with summer

[@rosmundsen]

Mr Claus, what is your Halloween costume?

[@yorkie6013]

its the Swiss that yodel, not the Swedes.

[@generalpublic3744]

Here we go again. The Swiss heard Swedes yodelling, liked it, they yodelled and it caught on. Imitation, the best form of flattery!

[@AmO-z5h]

Norway here. I totally recognizance your way og life :)

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

Today i met a fellow Clausian on the battlefield. (EU2) It whas, indeed, a shitshow but luckely Yuri changed MM and let us win. Thanks for the fun battle! 😂😂

[@teamtrouble2003]

I don't give enough time in the morning for anything other than get up, get dressed and get out of the door. There's no sitting around, no drinking coffee, no watching TV or reading the paper or the news. None of that is needed. Get up and get out of the house and get to work. Life's to short to waste time not working and making money. You work as much as can as long as you can while you can to make a much money as you can. So you have the money to spend when your old.

[@vanvan-oc4nj]

Nice bit of philosophy Claus !

[@jeffms5068]

Hey Claus - Damn, mate! You had 26 minutes and let loose a fusillade of pithy ideas and observations. So, now, where the hell do I start? Well, how about your best observation - Live Life by Enjoying It! I'd say you are one of the One Percenters - i.e., one of the few who's found that perfect nitch in life, enjoying it on your own terms. Bravo. For me, summer was a quiet time with not too much activity. But at my age, that's OK. Besides, I'm more of a winter person, as my immediate ancestors hail from northern Massachusetts (Boston is 42.3 N), which puts me at least near Toronto (43.6 N). "Atoms seek their lowest energy level" - spot on. Good show, "Mr. Wizard" (anyone relate to that?) In trying to maintain a modicum of brevity, the Second Law of Thermodynamics covers the concept of Entropy, with one of its definitions being - that the total entropy of a system either increases or remains constant in any spontaneous process; it never decreases. Another definition revolves around the concept of work. Can you make a system perform work? If yes, then the system is at a lower level of Entropy. When the system can no longer perform any work, it is at its highest Entropy level. And yes, you can DECREASE a system's Entropy, but that requires adding energy from OUTSIDE the system - that's why we have to eat food on a frequent basis. No food over enough time raises a person's individual Entropy to Maximum, which is the definition of death.

[@CAOHnutrition]

Claus its a mod that goes off everytime you get spotted. HELP! Or maybe not!

[@BigDaddyLongLegs1981]

HELP!

[@keithnixon1948]

shesh...clearly a man of means

[@lgsg65]

This American knew all your geography points, plus the one you didn't mention. It's the gulf stream that keeps northern Europe from being frozen, not the Med. NYC is on a similar latitude to Madrid.

[@andyclayton8640]

Help

[@geoffreyM2TW]

AT 15A's team forgot to stay alive. They did not have to do anything. Just stay alive. It's not all that difficult. The AT 15A would have carried.

[@jacintopalomino7871]

You are not insulting Americans. Your insulting the education system

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@cyrilkoop1601]

>they don’t know where Canada is Why would they?

[@randystiles230]

Alaska here i know very well!

[@frogsbreath9315]

Yes you need help!

[@khirshagk]

Don't put off to tomorrow what you can do today because if you like it today, you can do it again tomorrow

[@mark3863]

Hey Claus, how about a renovation update on your POV channel, are the lights in and working and flooring etc?

[@brekimarantonsson3757]

In Iceland we had 3 good summer days in the capital area and good means like 15-20 degrees celcius maximum and the rest of the days were rainy

[@brekimarantonsson3757]

Also some days the sun didn't even set Just bright 24/7