dracula flow 3

[@BlogsRust]

“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head

[@stephenschenider4007]

Real cracka fax machine dawg.

[@QuiGonJoe]

"I balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack" goes way harder

[@blomabrainsout]

@@QuiGonJoe​​⁠"My bitch look like David Hasselhoff" 💀

[@anonecki]

"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the Archangels take him"

[@TammiJuusu]

absolute fucking bars

[@imthedude2351]

"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me

[@tavo6496]

This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect

[@FriendlyAC130Online]

It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.

[@nikhothuntawaphasha]

"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭

[@5tormshadow]

The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...

[@taylorwedemeyer3499]

that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it

[@witchbvrner]

"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

love how dracula is more powerful than archangels

[@sircartier4422]

@@transsexual_computer_faerythat vampire puzzy mutated him

[@Sandux930]

Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀

[@TheSneakySlinky]

"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line

[@kingbod2075]

"sleeper"

[@dustymax56]

Damn, bar-ception

[@arrestedeffort]

The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Straight bars no guards ❌👮

[@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063]

@@kingbod2075you beat me to it

[@thespiceman9367]

Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video

[@juniorjunior5884]

Canon event.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.

[@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared]

​@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.

[@chronodiem]

​@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit

[@tronsnow4763]

Nexus-level event

[@alejandrocalderon1859]

"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer." What a line 🔥

[@Avxes]

Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Hitting like Hiroshima

[@EcstaticallyCJ]

Nailin'em like Nagasaki

[@instaa5625]

Slapping like Okinawa

[@redgit9905]

Annihilating like Afghanistan

[@galleryofrogues]

His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier

[@MrWolfSnack]

elderly georgia accent goes hard

[@beamclash]

he gotta link up with Unknown Hinson

[@mattie2695]

He sounds like an old Jason Lee lol

[@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew]

"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR

[@monkeyhook6856]

Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤

[@ParkerRoberson-jf8ew]

@@monkeyhook6856 on god

[@Rf_FRSH]

Lmao that was too damn funny

[@twiceshy6613]

Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st

[@djtopp6958]

He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭

[@bioder2579]

''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥

[@mahino420]

lol i was the 666th like

[@hugmynutus]

Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.

[@vinylwaveframe]

"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway." Actually fucking hard.

[@laboon344]

Yeah

[@big_sea]

yes

[@oliverportillo3464]

Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”

[@fizoh9605]

Yeag

[@Gainsberg]

The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.

[@phonkwizard7667]

"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane

[@big_sea]

yes

[@st0neofthebone]

"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying

[@BurnoutBushido]

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

[@svalk666]

Funny, but too bad it's not a word

[@IluvatarEru]

not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣

[@kelseyjaffer]

@@IluvatarEru both

[@donprovolone1425]

@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol

[@matthewgrobel5587]

“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here

[@allworksnew]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY

[@wickedwastelander2410]

STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH

[@TheHarrisontemple]

​​@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*

[@vertigoEdits]

@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's

[@TheHarrisontemple]

@@vertigoEdits thanks

[@Wunderwolf]

"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example" 🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇

[@musicjax]

bat avatar checks out

[@ReduckYT_]

yo

[@jscarter28]

ermmmmmmmm timestamp please

[@1PROFITPROPHET1]

The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.

[@crotchman]

STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*

[@charlesburden2973]

I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization

[@Demondreads]

Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal

[@Hoc-Dolliday]

*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*

[@asleep2day]

SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE

[@HubbardiumKing]

This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work

[@JakeRanney]

WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@YouNoob269]

Bro.. ☠️

[@FronkZappa]

That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.

[@aztro.99]

the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak

[@vaporfunkvhs]

Twin Peak Pack

[@akw94926]

An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.

[@NeoGraena]

Nah that's actually Dracula. Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him

[@tmk87154]

you got amnesia

[@spazzboi]

Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.

[@connor48880]

my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead

[@mrramos404]

😂

[@4urawrkr2]

"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!" Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit

[@chandraray7798]

In a later video he talks about famous dex "Woah dexter"

[@adamjenkins190]

"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂

[@laboon344]

Yeah 😂

[@raycharlesisdead]

lol yes

[@mattbradley408]

I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time

[@injinheirosocrates]

"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard

[@big_sea]

yes

[@momentarylapse1362]

Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.

[@injinheirosocrates]

@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[@thelad5]

@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.

[@oceanman7336]

That line was heavenly

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Shit got *biblical* in the crypt

[@Klonkus]

Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn

[@ZacharyTyler0509]

quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

[@_Cato_]

Hardest line in the whole video

[@tiroforeal]

My daily affirmations

[@WangleLine]

lmfao

[@SadDad01]

Lol 😂

[@Liquid_Mike]

"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization" Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool

[@laughingstock7638]

dracula is writing these, who else could

[@_Cato_]

Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed

[@vlonerob]

Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂

[@datbubonicchronic]

lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference

[@PulspitUeuhe]

@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic

[@victorminkov5183]

“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.

[@Samusamu57]

It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway

[@victorminkov5183]

@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished

[@Samusamu57]

@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french

[@oinkerbob2]

>drops the hardest line I've ever heard >immediately pivots to saying goofy shit brilliant

[@aesthetic4829]

Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life

[@Gheohtine]

I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.

[@daodude5515]

Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!

[@60svision]

Same

[@chriseliason1476]

I will have to try as well.

[@Mtoutdoorsman]

I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂

[@KaChowAndTheGang]

No shit… I literally made a song about that

[@defjusteman629]

“I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.” That line goes hard for me.

[@grovetender4713]

the contraption

[@oogiegoogie2826]

That’s like a death grips line or something

[@KrackosStorm]

That's a biblical reference. Jesus said "It would be easier to push a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven." Which makes the line that much harder.

[@defjusteman629]

@@KrackosStorm Exactly. 🔥

[@cyceryx]

@@oogiegoogie2826 its a reference to matthew 19:23 in the bible, which says "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god." im an atheist and i love that verse

[@jakemancill4766]

The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous

[@hello-rq8kf]

possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language

[@DonGrigorianFishing]

Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.

[@shopattenshopatten9430]

​@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are

[@DonGrigorianFishing]

@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?

[@90rm4n8]

@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha

[@selfharmonyashra]

“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this

[@raveil134]

Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s

[@jimtsap04]

The line right before might be even harder

[@Thee_Jadex]

What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again Nvm found it its 1:34

[@RZArekta]

Sounds like a Billy Woods bar

[@The_Ajna]

Cold as fuck

[@andredayton1424]

“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS

[@grandpapycofa1593]

one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man

[@hotstankygarbage788]

One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.

[@MississippiHalfStep]

Is it a ghost reference????

[@CronaWings]

thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM

[@_Cato_]

@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels

[@gerry9011]

Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011

[@psychotropictraveler514]

It really does feel like OG KZbin

[@samgerwin1101]

Joji👀

[@gorillazfan3]

@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank

[@victortobias6948]

I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.

[@IdiotPhage]

I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes

[@hiraeth_s]

WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@radicaledward2600]

goin green goblin mode

[@naomilauzut92]

Hardest shit I've heard in a while

[@Micah.Dalton]

Fucking 🔥

[@LarryHotd0gss]

We smokin’ dung beetle

[@Flesh_Wizard]

This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis

[@R33fth3b33f]

I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

**Drac watching the fall of Rome** "This shit ain't nothin' to me man."

[@R33fth3b33f]

@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking

[@hindae085]

This shit ain't nothin to him man.

[@itsguooo]

Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week

[@galanopouloc]

​​@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*

[@patrickharper-aucoin4413]

It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity

[@woohoomusic5098]

"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"

[@carperfjord8748]

Real

[@drakep.5857]

The perfect median is death grips

[@detailedinfodisplay5210]

Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells

[@d.h.foster8937]

this is an unreleased RXK nephew song

[@GreenyLJ246]

"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.

[@Deamons64]

"Call that pussy the matrix, cuz im in this bitch and i cant get out!" Made me fucking cry laughing. How the fuck are so many of these lines unironically some of the hardest shit ive ever heard?

[@Gmacc187]

You must have amnesia. You forgot he's him.

[@hedobevibindoe5870]

He's Him Kardashian

[@Deamons64]

@@hedobevibindoe5870 the himulation

[@AndreRQL]

Someone else mentioned Joji owns this channel

[@literallyjustgrass]

@@AndreRQL i can't unhear filthy frank in these lines now, i buy it

[@NoviTheProvi]

"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary

[@d1ssolv3r]

same

[@mmonster121]

What's exactly means "I'm him "?

[@mohawk4759]

@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy” idk if u know what that means but yeah

[@d1ssolv3r]

@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

​@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me

[@dangerousd1312]

“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time

[@Cgreg92]

Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.

[@KreepKarnage]

"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂

[@_Cato_]

I don’t get this line :(

[@donda2listeningparty568]

@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson

[@_Cato_]

@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol

[@yodoleheehoo90]

no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!

[@andrewblubaugh5679]

Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao

[@DeepSouthArtifacts]

So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀

[@donprovolone1425]

dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂

[@zsebestien7050]

literally

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.

[@DigitalMelanin]

This reminds me of KZbin back in the day.

[@idioticeskimoe5149]

"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.

[@OnlyExorn]

Ong lmao

[@JohnDoe-df6yr]

Im movin like Oppenheimer

[@WYCD]

2:49

[@_letstartariot]

I spittaked water on that line.

[@JTZ012]

Can someone explain wtf this means?

[@Sewer_Goblin]

I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.

[@badusername9903]

theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous

[@TADOfficialHandle]

He's getting stronger

[@kiitzz]

they’re getting more for the budget each time

[@BAGGStheAugmented]

This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.

[@chadking8767]

⁠​⁠@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.

[@ooowow3908]

“ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭

[@RAMZAVFX]

"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂

[@Chodey510]

Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)

[@RAMZAVFX]

no shit rlly?@@Chodey510 Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)

[@Chodey510]

@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream

[@Starboundstreams]

It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company

[@canufen7350]

The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay

[@lazuliioverheaven]

“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”

[@AWWYEAHHHHHH]

Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius

[@Cecilpedia]

I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard

[@8thHaikage]

We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale

[@gary4689]

​@@8thHaikagethis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.

[@drany6707]

On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.

[@xXMACEMANXx]

So much of this is going to permanently enter my vocabulary

[@deki9827]

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[@UhRageQuit]

Blowin the lords bubbles is dropped by me atleast once an hour at work

[@heavyarethehands]

Welcome to the club g, half my lexicon is just this

[@hello-rq8kf]

me and my friends quote this at least 3.5 times a week

[@oinkerbob2]

My friend threw a housewarming party this weekend, and I legitimately went into the shared spreadsheet where we were listing the food we were bringing and wrote "Sequoia banshee boogers" after what I was actually bringing. No I don't live in a legal state, but I still want to see a weed strain with this name so I don't sound so goofy when using that phrase in mixed company.

[@llDbGll]

"I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.

[@neoncaelestis]

"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated

[@StudioMod]

As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.

[@thesavior9672]

Straight heat💀🔥

[@vaughngreason2175]

Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.

[@DestroyedTheGame]

Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted

[@2prize]

too underrated

[@ericgibson6352]

“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles” Amen 🙏🙏🙏

[@cuckoldtheclownkek4020]

That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂

[@jellophant9716]

Hey what's your pfp from

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

🙏

[@tumultoustortellini]

If you smoke crack then you practically christian

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂

[@guyinred_yt420]

The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol

[@zoid_on_youtube]

this shit aint nothin to him, man

[@ktulhu2010]

he'll kill you

[@m3zmr]

you must have forgot who he is

[@kenitod1528]

@@m3zmri think he has amnesia

[@Rookiereece]

I think most of it flew over his painted on hair

[@HC-qc5rp]

The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.

[@tehloling1]

This video feels like an hour long.

[@frocoshake2107]

I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.

[@chrisholloway4724]

They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.

[@Isthisausername444]

It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣

[@skinnyguy4180]

I wish it was 😂

[@WangleLine]

lmaoooo

[@ZachPrime]

Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.

[@agent4349]

Accurate

[@ALTVRA]

"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike

[@gutgunstig7061]

Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM

[@TheRealDPooly]

​@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers

[@redssign]

​​@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time

[@mochicuatro]

@@redssign*margielas

[@redssign]

​@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor

[@theonekeanu]

“we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.

[@timlandes1965]

I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".

[@gorillabepimpchimpin4058]

"we smokin that woopie goldberg, south Egyptian, verburger deluxe, mega million scratcher, skunk bubakush" hardest bar in history

[@chrisp5796]

i think its fur burger deluxe haha but great bar regardless

[@yungronny3944]

the line is funny but the way he says it too lol

[@TriStarr]

This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content

[@r.a.throwaway7948]

We must share this video with the generations to come

[@Cyan_Wing]

Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank

[@91mac_]

I thought it was some old ass shit lmao

[@91mac_]

​@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo

[@ziwuri]

it's from an old mind @@91mac_

[@jacksonwalsh6900]

As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped

[@tonycornejo74]

Don’t doubt the power of Dracula

[@terrencemerchant2657]

You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

Facts

[@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell]

​@@terrencemerchant2657FAX

[@ghostroses2388]

I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this

[@Samantha_Thump]

"Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him" rawest line in history

[@FranklyImDepressedAndAshamed]

If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit

[@islandboy9381]

You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM

[@Ehh.....]

They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.

[@souptama3977]

I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes

[@dank_jesus]

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

[@clashnytech]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zippy868]

This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.

[@stephenpolizzatto8941]

Feel this on a Hegelian lvl

[@Zoidberg13197]

This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that

[@22z83]

damn why can I relate

[@sonny8456]

Same

[@BloodyMunchkin]

You've seen the Magna Carta.

[@chiefbadmon]

flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶

[@realkekz]

I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven

[@AWWYEAHHHHHH]

Every line has so many layers it’s incredible

[@smarmie8184]

Actual poetry wth

[@xzas325]

"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye

[@lovingthesauce]

“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀

[@j.d.123]

Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.

[@DeliriantPsychosis1442]

@@j.d.123dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo

[@deemontes7265]

Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂

[@j.d.123]

@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Where's the lie?

[@chasedaus681]

"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." Is the best line ever uttered by a human or vampire.

[@CormanoWild]

Also Dracula is one of the few people it would make sense to say this lol

[@_sawbonz_]

this has to be a filthy frank call back

[@juice6199]

"I don"t give af if I go blind, I dont need to see the price tag anyway." Hard line, you cant even argue.

[@BunniKidd]

The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason

[@george53691]

"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line

[@masterklaw4527]

What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?

[@markedgecliff7412]

Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?

[@NobleGas_54]

​@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex

[@masterklaw4527]

@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.

[@risingSisyphus]

"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH

[@Spacialvekter]

"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him." goes SO HARD

[@enzofarias6717]

On god 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Bro if someone hit me with that shit I would go right the fuck home

[@jumnyum]

0:46 the sheer joy in the person in the background when he finishes this line is incredible

[@kentuckyguntrader8564]

Sounds like Joji

[@mikoseru5569]

​@@kentuckyguntrader8564 that's what i tought also. that laugh at 1:14 is sooo identical to his

[@overkill1603]

​@@kentuckyguntrader8564oh god

[@Lycoris_Radiata1022]

​@@kentuckyguntrader8564because it is

[@Borderhopper9000]

@@mikoseru5569 it is he wrote these

[@Noname-ns2md]

"I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂

[@marianofrommarketing]

i've rewatched this a genuinely worrying amount of times

[@KindaWellDone]

The first time I saw it I literally rewatched it like 5 or 6 more times in a row immediately 😂

[@Corwin12000]

literally i found this like 3 days ago and i've watched it at least 10 times and it's never not funny

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

dude me too im hooked@@KindaWellDone

[@jacksonhodge4638]

You’ve got a life to live man, watch it at double speed.

[@PabloEscobarino]

Same here brotha

[@b.e.e.l.i]

every day for the last week i’ve been saying IM ON THEM BROWARD COUNTY TIC TACS while taking my medication

[@Vienershmaken]

Florida folks know what he’s talking about

[@joeygregory410]

We sure do

[@DeliriantPsychosis1442]

@@Vienershmakenthem broward county jiggas

[@shreddednerves]

​​@@Vienershmakendirty Ⓜ️ 30s

[@TCS_Aquatics]

Legit scrolled the comments until I found this phrase 😂

[@dannyboi5887]

These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

[@darkjak565]

Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song

[@ratbasher5890]

Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.

[@musilicks]

ex military type beat

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

IT GOES IT GO-

[@ben4894]

I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆

[@ben4894]

Scratch that it already exists lmfao

[@greasyweegoblin1249]

"I don't give a fuck if I go blind I don't need to see the price tag anyway" That goes hard as fuck man, I felt that in my soul

[@wheeliesmalls9464]

This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically

[@fromaggio7654]

Unplugged

[@mellinghedd267]

a capella

[@yoshigamer507]

next death grips album should just be like this

[@Zyklon-Bro64]

Death grips linked me here

[@tsg_frank5829]

This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.

[@ozenthelewdable5427]

"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sneedmando186]

Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped

[@Cervine]

Heavily based Ozen enjoyer

[@ThaPhantazm]

He is Dracula.

[@lephishe6271]

​@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point

[@ziwuri]

Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.

[@Gav.in.4k]

"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell

[@flouent_french6751]

The sunglasses are a must making it look like he’s not reading off a script he’s just so badass he can’t stop spitting that noise

[@theussmirage]

What can we say, this shit ain't nothing to him man

[@angrysammich5762]

Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history

[@JinxyKat]

i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect

[@PWS859]

"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.

[@RonFleener]

Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.

[@crooked7592]

@@JinxyKat same

[@CormanoWild]

"They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo @@PWS859

[@JulesBox]

I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

"I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" bro went biblical on these mfs

[@big_sea]

yes

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

yes

[@phaZonJJ27]

yes

[@-1kg240]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. This flow is an enigmatic odyssey

[@internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

They must have amnesia. They forgot I’m him.

[@anro8917]

I literally couldn't get up from laughing so hard and was dizzy for hours after this. I was crouching by the sink in a failed attempt to drink water because i could not for the life of me stand up.

[@ProPandaPlays]

Tf is this

[@clubbasher32]

The Iliad☠️

[@RubbleRamp]

No lie man. I been over here crying for an hour

[@FinnTheGentleman]

It's been so long since there's been a genuinely hilarious video on KZbin. Let the archangels take me

[@ArizonanSummer]

This is so me when I slowly fade into darkness.

[@EdmondOliverLives]

I feel you, but Cold Ones has been killin it for awhile. Some of the only videos that legit make me laugh audibly on youtube.

[@zacharyharbridge9231]

​@@EdmondOliverLivesFuck Max, but especially Fuck Chad! I'm glad theyre still prospering and kept it alive, but that show was dogshit when it started and there's no way you could convince me to try it again lol

[@FinnTheGentleman]

@@EdmondOliverLives i got them too dont worry. I'm an alcoholic

[@LovesickJo]

Quick question, where'd you get your Pfp? This is for purely uncivilized reasons.

[@chknnuggies]

Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed

[@d00mboy13]

Id love that

[@joshgraham2456]

“I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin nutsack” ruins me every time 😭💀

[@Sadderday112]

ẞ

[@dasGelato]

I was scrolling the comments during the video and literally just saw this part as I was genuinely scrolling by your comment and lost my shit. It immediately went into an ad after giving me the perfect opportunity to comment this lol. Hilarious coincidence and a line I'll be using the piss out of 😅

[@kenyaonkoba9713]

BLEW UP THEIR ENTIRE QUADRANT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️🔥🔥

[@billgentry12]

I’m moving like Oppenheimer

[@Mostly-Ghostly]

This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part

[@_Cato_]

This masterpiece of a video somehow manages to include some of the hardest bars ever written, along with historical references like Mansa Musa and the Magna Carta, biblical quotes, and the Kardashev Civilization Scale Just absolutely insane writing skills

[@silly_on_]

Truly

[@PikaMario]

dont forget resident evil 5

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

"I pushed the camel through the ey of the needle, you can't fuck with me man." Jesus ain't doing a second coming after that one.

[@frtbubexp]

You really gonna forget about Scooby-Doo man?

[@ibreakmirrorswmyface]

litearly ADHD hyperfixation random generator

[@GodfatherNick17]

This is Unforgiveable level KZbin content, and that's saying something. This has serious old school vibes.

[@pastalavista3654]

This is Joji we're talking about afterall

[@leonabug619]

Yes! I totally get unforgivable vibes!

[@philipcoleman1297]

Brooooooo, I've been waiting for someone to say this, unforgivable definitely the funniest shit I've ever heard, but this on the level for sure

[@tphmobb]

NAHHH THIS NEW SCHOOL 🔥🗣️🗣️

[@Mrdestiny17]

​@@philipcoleman1297just look up filthy frank. It's the same dude. That content is very similar to this but it can be pretty offensive in the best way

[@Odrikah]

The way you just hear everyone inhale before they're immediately cut off right after "blowing the lord's bubbles" is my favorite part.

[@FeatherFly1986]

Yoooo..!!! I lost everything after I heard that…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlankDeckSkater70]

"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.

[@bioder2579]

''I ball so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack'' Dracula went full ball with this one 🔥🔥

[@jayhad9400]

This man has single handedly given me the most senior quote ideas for my yearbook...

[@CronaWings]

"im on 12 Vicodin smoking scooby doo dick"

[@reidhulshof3645]

Wonder if a highschool would allow mention of “that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian fur burger deluxe mega millions scratchers skunk bubba lush”

[@jaype331]

Brooo this video came out way too late 😅

[@jjontteri]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

[@The1Herton]

"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D

[@Owenbegowen]

“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a Type 1 civilization” Is an insane line 🥶

[@Mecha_phant0m]

“I threw diamonds at the stripclubs under the great pyramids, I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle, this shit ain’t nothing to me” CHRIST DUDE 🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Why does it feel like hes veing honest tho lmao

[@jingbot1071]

@@TheHarrisontemple because that's actually Dracula

[@PurpScurpington]

the guys cracking up is the first time in like 15 years the energy of "unforgivable" has been successfully recaptured

[@PurpScurpington]

also why does he sound EXACTLY like David Lynch when he says "I'm a dog"???

[@GodfatherNick17]

dude I've been saying this is Unforgivable 2.0 100%

[@kaydnroberts1225]

i need to know what is unforgivable

[@GodfatherNick17]

@@kaydnroberts1225 literally type it in on KZbin. Old ass video.

[@tigercarings]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpWtpmSAn5yJitk

[@jamesbryan558]

I'm not joking when I say this video series has changed my life. "Balled so hard I they thought I was a nutsack" Genuinely life-changing.

[@calebquentel8837]

That’s my favorite line. Said with so much conviction.