Podcast #44 - Conspiracy Theories Pt. 2

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[@xxSammxxxx]

Bravo on making a whole podcast about "funny" conspiracy theories to cover up the fact that you are actually lizard people. Hats off to you Lizzenna and Lizulien.

[@valkyrie_offline]

lmfao best comment on this!!! ^-^

[@labrujanat]

argh i laughed so hard i spilled my milk all over my keyboard D:

[@Kaalyn_HOW]

There's a reason that they have cermets as pets. That's the proper classification for well-known frog species in dog suits. Kermit the Frog's "frog suit" in puppet form was created as a diversion to the masses, so you'd always _think_ cermets really live in frog bodies and frog suits. It's only fitting that Lizard people would have amphibians in dog suits for pets. This reptilian couple tried to sneak this past us, but their cermets just... PROOF. Undeniable proof.

[@B66zl6]

shii boi

[@smh751]

Samantha B 

[@lexpk8170]

I have a conspiracy theory about Jenna & Julien. Think about it. Who else remembers how in Jenna's old videos, in the background always looking at us was the Spider-Man picture on the wall & the cardboard cutout of Mr. Spider-Man. I'm thinking that those were actually Julien, sent there to protect Jenna and whenever Jenna was going through a rough time or was stressed about anything, Spider-Man(aka Julien) would swoop in, take her stress and sadness away from her, and store it all in his man bun. Then one day, when he had collected all of Jenna's stress, Julien emerged from the Spider-Man cutout and boom, happily ever after. Next, someone will emerge from something else in their house and take Marble's stress away. Mark my words. Mark them.

[@judgyasianfox]

This^

[@IndecisivegurrlAlex]

lexpk Same.

[@KyattosRandomChannel]

I miss Spider-man :( lexpk

[@lynbunny119]

The incorporation of his man bun. 👏👏

[@juliensolo]

Upvote for "store it in his manbun"

[@SuperSamSchultz]

So Tupac is technically TOOTHpac now?

[@jaelynamber2798]

SuperSamSchultz You are perfect

[@brinoreeno]

SuperSamSchultz This is gold.

[@sofiaarthur3964]

A gold tooth?

[@clarissagearner2231]

Toothplaque

[@girlcoffin]

THE NICKI MINAJ ONE SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME OMFG

[@pessaah]

i've been rewatching/listening to all the old podcasts. even if some of it is a little bit outdated (the whole ''new iphone'' and ''apple watch'' saga), i've been having a blast! you can really see how jenna and julien are growing as a person each episode your watching. it's like i'm going back in time and seeing somebody evolve right in front of your eyes (are they pokémon or just human beings?!). i know it's going to be sad when i reach the end but for now i still got a lot of hours to enjoy the conversations :) love you two

[@michaelleggerie1480]

"Fake syrup" isn't a conspiracy though, it's a known fact that pretty much every major/commercial brand of maple syrup is actually just corn syrup flavored to taste like maple syrup. Real maple syrup that comes from maple trees is more expensive and relatively rare in America, so that's why most people (myself included) buy the fake stuff. So unless you're actively seeking out real maple syrup, it's most likely that yours is fake. I blame Dale. Those other conspiracies though were brilliant. Loved this podcast

[@HideAndGoGeek]

Fuck you Dale

[@IndecisivegurrlAlex]

***** That's how the lizard people stay so strong... They eat the REAL maple syrup.

[@dale5778]

***** Beware Grade B Maple Syrup Trickery.

[@kristase]

This is true, but the Canadian maple syrup is actually maple syrup. I think they were talking about the stuff branded as (and normally) real maple syrup.

[@kytothelee90]

Relatively rare??? Maybe elsewhere in the u.s, but in Wisconsin tons of people tap trees. Still expensive though because it's sooo delicious :)

[@TheRealIronMan]

lol That Jayz - Nicky one sounds insanely real....

[@NatalijaTurk]

the Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj conspiracy freaked me out

[@SamanthaVictoria661]

I know right. That sounds just like him. I dont think she is a good rapper, but I prefer Nicki over Iggy any day. I wonder if there are any conspiracy theories about Iggy, I'd believe it all.

[@malcolmmcclain8941]

OMFG that one was scary

[@arlinm7750]

When they played the music my mind was blown it sounds exactly like him

[@KimberlyStarr21]

***** Yea man..Shit got real at the end with this one. lol

[@Analsole]

Hey who knows maybe Nicki Minaj is the voice of Jay-Z

[@conniemizza]

EVERY TIME they said "salongie" it cracked me the fuck up

[@dinakasper7575]

Oh, my sweet Jenna and Juien. *sigh* "In West Philadelphia, born and raised" The cab ride from West Philly to Bel Aire was 2676 miles, not from Hollywood! Where did Hollywood come from? Hahahaha!!!

[@anlihaywood7448]

But HE CLIMBS ON A PLANEEEE

[@hellobookworms3083]

The lizard people definitely remind me of a Doctor Who episode! Lol!

[@Zania16ify]

Yes! The same shit ran through my head too

[@xxOmgItsMe]

Hunter Crumpley same!

[@Cassiopeiic]

Can I just say that I fucking love the way you advertise your sponsors? Nowadays people are always bitching about advertisements no matter what shape or form. But I've been hearing you advertise in this case Squarespace in such an eloquent manner, just really explaining it and it's a great way to advertise. If I wasn't a webdesigner myself I probably would've done that shit and they'd have you to thank for it! Well done :)

[@hbenny5752]

Cassiopeiic ORRRRRRR you could have squarespace do it for you, you pay them their price then you charge the third party a mark up and all you have to do is be a middleman/woman

[@jordandoolittle9316]

Con-syrup-acy 😂 haha I'll let myself out

[@MissTrina2100]

OK the Nikki song slowed down freaked me out! Has anyone here heard about the Rugrats theory? That supposedly it's all just Angelica's dream(s). I think it's something about her parents not giving her enough attention so she imagined all the babies. But the hole in it would probably be the creation of Rugrats all grown up.

[@love51492]

Yea that conspiracy theory just made me sad and ruined my childhood 😿

[@KiarraRanson]

I heard all the kids died and Angelica is the only one that can see them. Dill is the only real baby which is why he doesn't get to go on the adventures and the parents don't abandon him for hours they actually take care of him. And then like tommy was a still born and his dad went crazy down stairs in the basement making toys for him. Chuckee died in a car crash with his mom when he was 2. And like the twins were aborted. Something like that. It's definitely ruined my childhood. 💁🏽

[@tuchkitty17]

+MissTrina2100 I've heard this one before too! Makes you wonder...

[@meadowfrance]

Kiarra Ranson WTAF

[@RubyValero]

Recently found about your podcasts and I'm obsessed haven't stopped watching them. love you both ❤

[@OriginalAngelism]

THE JAYZ ONE HAS ME IN TEARS

[@Shaee]

NICKI IS JAY Z ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@marleybeck3192]

Yer a wizard Solange

[@Snowy4091]

maybe jay z is a really bad rapper and he's actually nicki minaj slowed down.....

[@tacobella99]

Shane dawson

[@namjoon1208]

For real tho

[@acornhorn4475]

Thank you for making these I had a terrible day and I came back and watched this podcast and it helped shake some thoughts from my head. Thank you

[@mariantavanzado]

Julien, Im so happy with the fact that you and Jenna are sharing a mic because your voices' audio levels are the same and I dont have to keep adjusting the volume. Bc sometimes either one of your voices are low or so high.

[@BrooklynStevenson]

Please do another actual conspiracy theories video like ASAP because I love these so much.

[@friedbolognasandwich]

"Is that what Tupac spoke, did he speak Mayan?" I will never let Julien live that down, hahahaha.

[@void_mayonnaise6424]

lizard people. wasn't that literally an episode of doctor who?

[@MissingBrainCells]

what isn't a doctor who episode?

[@void_mayonnaise6424]

+freakshow283 valid lol

[@eliseebeth]

Yes it was. Do you remember the episode where the royal family was made up of werewolves?

[@michaeltrout1994]

I was thinking of the Slitheen

[@cuddle2522]

Maya Rosenthal isn’t everything technically an episode of doctor who?

[@jcmauthe]

That's why Solange beat up Jay Z. "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD."

[@83moonchild]

🤣🤣

[@stellarart3444]

I just have to say, I'm a long time fan, but I have been binging you 2 lately because I have been sick. So, in case you noticed I didn't want you to think I was a stalker or something. But I love you guys and your dogs so much! Thanks for bringing me joy. Keep doing what you're doing. You rock. Good thoughts and creativity to you all!

[@svinjamaria]

Conspiracy theory: Jenna and Julien are listening to numbers stations and decoding them in their headphones

[@Bunnybananabunny]

The whole floor is lava-conspiracy was interesting! Reminded me of a class in Uni when we talked about wheher violence is built into children or is it soemthing they learn. I study conflict research and we had a debate about whether children brought up around guns and violence are more prone to become violent and use guns themselves. The professor told us that most children in peaceful countries as well can pick up sticks and pretend theyre guns without ever being exposed to guns, not even on the news. The same things with playing with balls. Some games you just dont need to learn, people just do them :)

[@Katielovegood44]

It’s a fucking pine tree... Maple tree... maple tree for maple syrup lol Love it!!

[@chloemann2568]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS

[@amyburton9284]

Love love love the Billy Madison reference!!!! I got it right away...loved it😂😂😂

[@reilleygalvin9700]

THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE I WANTED A NEW ONE FOR SO LONG

[@saramichelleexx]

JennaMarbles Being/living in upstate NY (very close to Rochester) with winters as cold as ours, the pine trees still survive, they never die!

[@awkwardrachael8290]

YESS THIS WAS THE FIRST PODCAST I WATCHED ANS YOU MADE A PT 2 YESSSSSS THANK YOU

[@oliviafalcon5106]

LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO CONSPIRACY THEORIES

[@writerfantastic83]

I loved the conspiracy theories where you guys supported your theories with actual scientific basis. Keep doing so. I love listening to you !!!

[@thisisjustpaige]

I'm really happy you made a Part two I love these excited for the third!!

[@beautymind7748]

3:13 I like how Jenna realized how weird julin is😂

[@MackShults3]

You two are so hilarious! I love your podcasts!

[@brinoreeno]

I have never laughed so hard at any podcast you guys have made. This was hilarious! I was literally laughing OUT LOUD like a real laugh, hard. Love you guys!!!

[@JustSheilz]

btw, The Fresh Prince came from West Philadelphia to Bel Air - hence the 2000 miles.

[@basicallydrea9415]

OMG. I love these two. They're seriously soooo adorable.

[@jdubz3884]

Gary Busey on Celebrity Big Brother UK was TV gold haha..

[@IndecisivegurrlAlex]

Sounds like... The Fresh Prince, WAS DEAD... And Bel air was purgatory.. Where Carlton was his guide, to help him with getting his shit together, like morals and decisions and stuff. And all the other characters were demons and angels. Boom.

[@IndecisivegurrlAlex]

Alex Miller And the dance was just because his angel guide is sassy af.

[@hbenny5752]

Alex Miller legit. Why does the guide not get to dance? Maybe all angels dance that way

[@lifeofbecca2837]

5:50 maple trees 🍁🍁🍁 #CanadianAf

[@phantomdancelover]

My family owns a sugar bush where they make maple syrup and all of the sap is harvested towards the end of winter. The ideal condition is when the days are above freezing but the nights are below. There have been some years where very little maple syrup was produced because it remained below freezing during the day and the night. We do also have companies though that make fake maple syrup only because the real stuff is super expensive. But they are never labeled as though they are real.

[@elilpz7023]

i fuxking died laughing when Jenna said "he eats alot of PEARS"

[@noahmiller4104]

my hometown holds a maple festival and rn im eating maple syrup soaked oatmeal i feel canda's struggle

[@jessfarrelly7055]

Finally someone talks about the struggles of contacts

[@jarofbeans69]

That Marisa Tomei theory is extra funny to me, because I'm watching this in 2017 just a few days after the Moonlight/La La Land screw up at the Oscars

[@xxSammxxxx]

Oh there's his little bandana. I died. Also Gary busey having 50% control of his mouth sounds about right though.

[@melne1126]

Cab ride was from "West Philadelphia, born and raised..." to "ya movin with ya auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" The mileage was correct in that theory! 👏👏

[@katebliss9641]

yeah but that conspiracy theory still has a big hole in it...if u listen to the full song it says that he's flying first class and so he's not driving a cab all the way so its NOT going to cost that much money

[@shannoncontrenchis712]

I love you guys, too funny. Make more please 🐾🐾🐾

[@Jellytime-hx8xy]

i would love to hear you two talk about the illuminati conspiracy theories!!!!

[@sarahgolley1470]

In the original theme song, Will takes a plane. He sings about drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

[@gracechristmas5674]

Your relationship makes me so happy. You're adult teenagers XD I love it

[@JaneTimmBaxter]

Jenna, I'm afraid to get Lasik, too.

[@TheAngelTV1]

OMG I GOT THAT BILLY MADISON REF.!

[@rcatablet7254]

Can u timestamp it? I knew I recognized Jenna doing a quote from something familiar but I couldn't place it.

[@casioforester8592]

16:49

[@JMac-27]

One adult, one mayan. im dead lmfao

[@kaylarae9404]

I promise you we don't have fake syrup in Canada and we still go about life normally when it's -40 out ahaha

[@here2watch08]

It's 2676 miles from Philly to LA! What gave you the impression Will was from Hollywood on that show? It says "West Philadelphia born and raised" and then says he took a cab to Bel Air.

[@SethTaylor]

Wow, this is like an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show. xD hahahaha Brilliant.

[@PatriciaEcheverria1]

BAHAHAA 8 min in and im dying!!!! Lizard people 😂😂😂😂

[@monica1358]

I totally got that and I'm so happy I did!!!

[@aven311]

THIS CONTACT CASE THING CHANGED MY LIFE!!

[@z0m8ie8unny]

Hey now! I was working at RadioShack when this video came out.... I love RadioShack and would still be working there had they not closed my location to build a new Price Chopper....

[@nokiiecodiie]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A PART 3

[@chaeblur]

People think Justin Bieber is a lizard person.

[@chaeblur]

+Yuno Gassai Also Bela ir means "Beautiful go" in portuguese so your not entirely wrong

[@arielmarie5837]

oh my y god im high out of my mind and this is the funniest thing ive ever watched in my life so-long-ie

[@jurneeingram8072]

In South Carolina it's like 98 everyday with 100% humidity😓

[@agb2114]

Legit tears about the rocks.

[@corilatta1390]

Us Canadians take our real maple syrup very seriously, not surprised it has its own conspiracy theory :P

[@Acirainben]

Dude like I don't even care if this isn't a "real" conspiracy theory thing, I love your podcasts!! Wow

[@ha1eyg]

I love the way They say solenge (i dont know if I spelled that right sorry if I didn't)

[@Cheyennedp]

I LOVE the rock theory 😂😂

[@MelissaReynoldsLawrence]

Will flew from Philly to Bel Air. In the longer version of the opening credits, he runs away from Uncle Phil at the airport.

[@andrearupe6035]

marbles goin nuts xD

[@rachelbridges3111]

I got the Billy Madison quote!!!

[@ashmeyer7821]

YASS I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS

[@elsieblumchen6177]

i just choked on my lunch because of the chinese drivers theory, soooo ridiculous :D

[@thearkhamknight9469]

syrup tastes the same to me 😂

[@bronwyn2380]

I love that in the Beyoncé theory they're only 12 years apart meaning Beyoncé would be pregnant at 12 years old. 10/10 perfect logic

[@mossypebbles]

More please

[@Sharpkamp]

well about canadian syrup i know we have fake syrup because it is expansive and somme time winter is to long for the tree's and we miss a bit of the season but we all ways keep somme old syrup in reserve in case

[@sarahjones8615]

This is my favorite Podcast to date you two are so fucking funny! Relationship goal AF! SilanGie ahhhhh lolz. Thank you for making me literally LOL for a half hour straight .

[@steelheartworx7576]

West Philadelphia, where fresh Prince was born and raised is 2000 and some change miles from Belair lol

[@jax4757]

The cab ride from West Philadelphia to Bel-Air was 2,676 miles

[@shelbaeann4851]

when they said B.I.G was Rick Ross, I thought i heard "Bob Ross" and I was like um, that's smart and then I heard Jenna say Rick lmao

[@deem4063]

Please make a fourth one plllllllease

[@kylie042027]

I don't know how I feel about the fact that they talked about lizard people poop for 5 minutes 😂

[@jennaramos1229]

Dude literal chills when jay z voice came out in super bass holy shit XD

[@Kjersten_w]

Gary Busey is the only one who can break through the Rocks tough exterior and get to its heart

[@jennasullivan239]

that moment when you are finally watching this podcast and you realize you and Jenna are wearing the same tshirt

[@anaisgraham5204]

In Australia we call 'tag' 'it'

[@doggy4070]

I lost it at "lizard people poop"

[@LaineyEspick]

This was great.

[@binbunni]

Lol I remember that winter😂 it was fucking awful cause I had to shovel the driveway

[@jenjisilva376]

conspiracy theory: Julien and Jenna are listening to the answers pre written and recorded in the headphones to help them stay focused on the subject and get the cue for the sponsors :))

[@markreed9157]

Ok. So watch Gary on Big Brother UK and that almost connects him to the Royal Family and the lizzy people?? Mind blown!

[@poppinapplejuice]

Lizard people have to zip their lizard poops into tiny human poop suits.