Pokémon Sword: Isle of Armor

Pokémon Sword & Shield just released the Isle of Armor. That is the extent of my review.
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[@bibarel5097]

Klara: **is being evil** Normie Girl: *:)*

[@gio7202]

ʘ‿ʘ

[@samboi123]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Normie Girl: :-)

[@geoanthony3697]

This is fine. :)

[@morganwhoop]

Ding dong!

[@D.KlWA-aG]

immovable emotion

[@Frescko]

“Just to JFK it” wow... that’s a line I thought I would never hear

[@saucystavii2064]

Killed me bro

[@SnuggsMcDuff]

"JFK" is a verb now in gamer language. Truly a legacy he'd be proud of.

[@solid3070]

I actually said the same thing lol

[@RagnellAvalon]

WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT JFK OUTTA NOWHERE

[@eggzisstenshulldredd1626]

A line we thought we'd never hear and thought we'd or he'd never cross.

[@yeetman2174]

Klara: Literally committing a war crime Normie girl: I have a giant fish.

[@risan7495]

Not a giant fish,he is mr. fish

[@wackybatman2027]

Normie girl: ಠ⌣ಠ

[@Topgsquid]

Mmmm…mushrooms taste good!

[@windgrazer2286]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noobabros]

@@Topgsquid imagine your YourKZbin avatar saying that

[@miltio8137]

I love how pichu evolve with happiness. Yet Alpharad's is lvl 100 and not even a pikachu. Bro that pichu's mad depressed ! Get him a coffee !

[@letterg4295]

I mean, Pikachu’s the icon of Pokémon, and with how bad Game Freak treats the franchise as of now, that Pichu needs a thunder stone to skip an evolution fast.

[@lacia1658]

I mean he could of pressed B every time pichu tried to evolve

[@miltio8137]

@@lacia1658 what's worst, that pichus's depressed. Or that he got his evolution cancelled every time (wich I believe might just be extra painfull. I mean it's like his whole body's growing and changing. Making it turn back that's just painfull xD). So he's either depressed or scared for life !

[@theepicergreninja3018]

Pichu is holding a everstone

[@justanhonestwarmongertryin8852]

@Matt Lee *a everstone

[@jamieohjamie]

"She's gonna Dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top ropes" What a line.

[@lilyliu7784]

Almost liked it when it was at 69

[@BierBart12]

Just brought it to 969

[@PikaGirl7]

I learn more from KZbin then school is that sad... Either way what a line

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@PikaGirl7 teachers don't get paid enough to actually care if you learn or not, we're living off a salary of pamphlets for retirement vacations and children's sass.

[@markchang2964]

eaxctly

[@DraphEnjoyer]

"Klara was originally an underground pop singer. She promoted herself as a star that had both cuteness and the virulence of poison. She energetically held live concerts and other events, even selling some Klara-themed collectables that she made herself, but in spite of everything, she only managed to sell eight copies of her debut album "Krazy for Klara." She decided becoming a Gym Leader would help her gain more popularity and has been working towards that goal since. She chose the Poison type because it matched her image and there was less competition." Klara is LITERALLY an egirl.

[@t3rr0x55]

W t f

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

She wants to be Roxie so badly

[@bernardosales1044]

@@karlhyetravelerofworlds No one can surpass Moxie, when she sang in her Gym you could actually hear her singing, SwSh can't beat that

[@blui3609]

Why am I not surprised?

[@pearcegolding3544]

Klaras bathwater

[@silverhawk8699]

Normie Girl: **just walking along** Mr. Fish: *YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME MASTER, WHOSE SOUL SHALL I NOW STRIP FROM THEIR FRESHLY MADE CORPSE? OR WOULD YOU PREFER I REDUCE THE OPPOSING TRAINER AND THEIR POKEMON TO NOTHING BUT MERE ASHES? I SERVE TO PLEASE AND EARN MY NEXT MEAL.*

[@depressedbender502]

Fitting. Just fitting.

[@Maseruxer]

Only what he would say

[@michaelamaya629]

its so funny

[@500notfake6]

Too accurate to the vibe everyone is getting from mr. Fish

[@lavadrag0n662]

MR FISH IS GOD

[@IceyX54]

"Thank u mr fish"

[@Kittycat7070-]

Thank u Mr fish

[@malapistachio]

Thank u mr fish

[@Maseruxer]

Thank u mr Fish

[@-dodup-5970]

Thank you mr fish

[@daisyongonion9531]

Thank u Mr fish

[@godbidoof6000]

“This girl looks like she saw a murder this morning and is fine with it.” He says right after using mr fish against other Pokémon

[@parthivhariharan8677]

She is not disturbed from murdering that slowpoke

[@maninthot5594]

That slowpoke didn’t die he’s immortal

[@oldbees648]

Thank you Mr. Fish

[@aclassicusername2174]

@@maninthot5594 Pokemon may be temporary. But Slowpoke is Eternal

[@maninthot5594]

Yes

[@bitratebenny2856]

I'd like to point out that Alpha didn't include the chat calling him a simp for the cotton-candy-hair-girl throughout like 80% of the stream.

[@boomermoment3893]

The cotton candy hair girl might be the best summary of all time

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

He was trying to hide from the truth.

[@gordogunso]

PokemonLover 25 um, excuse moi, its based in englishland, so the appropriate term is “Fairy Floss”.

[@artmanoil]

@@gordogunso I just call it the kinkcotton

[@artmanoil]

Tie people up and then start to lick em. I do that without the cotton but it makes them taste better

[@moemdown5260]

11:19 Klara: I swear I can't get a read on you. Normie Girl: *Thinking about the bodies*

[@dorisscott9527]

do you recognize the bodies in the water?

[@critaquil5011]

​@@dorisscott9527 even if you did recognize them, there is nothing you could do to help them, but that's fine because you do not recognize the bodies in the water

[@symbiotesoda1148]

0:35 Fun fact: Most Pokémon have intelligence similar to us. For example, the Team Rocket Meowth is really just an ordinary Meowth, but he taught himself to speak English (Japanese?)

[@TheSewDew]

I mean, most Pokèmon understand english

[@nekoyama113]

And psychic types like gardevoir can speak with telepathy

[@gengarcrobat1576]

And the Slowking in the second Pokemon movie is fully fluent in English/Japanese/whatever language you're watching it in

[@lukiwei9468]

@@nekoyama113tbf that’s less so truly understanding humans and more so sending signals that automatically translate to us as whatever we understand.

[@zackherkerson3318]

"she is holding that Pokémon at gun point" *That killed me*

[@kingswood26]

It killed the pokemon too

[@kingswood26]

@@ObiWan-Kenobi No it's not cursed enough for me

[@cjlite0210]

The Pokemon is just like *STOP*

[@shannongrummisch8881]

Pokémon gun confirmed

[@slevinchannel7589]

With all given respect: This Soup should kill humans. For obvious reasons. Its not ok in Real Life ot eat Plutonium, so it's not ok to eat that Soup. Get it?

[@Frikiman_H]

Can we stop for a moment and think how this is the first time that anyone has ever cheated in a main series Pokemon game? You fight gangsters and weird doomsday cults over and over, but nobody before this toxic girl here ever considered not honoring the Pokemon battle rules. I don't know what to think about this.

[@notrod5341]

I find the best way to understand pokemon's story lines is often not to think.

[@Frikiman_H]

@@notrod5341 Good advice.

[@jungleurbanwarrior]

It does scale. I made a new account on my switch so I could have both forms. I just needed to beat the first gym and get to level 30

[@floricel_112]

that team rocket grunt back in the day decided the best way to guard their secret hideout entrance was too NOT challenge you to a pokemon battle....AND IT WORKED! You had to dress yourself as a team rocket member to get past him. Clearly, him and Klara (and whoever shield has) are the only people with a brain in this series

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

Didn't Avery did that first with his Physic Field?

[@Lazer_Specter]

I like how Klara made a whole scheme and everything, even cheated only to be defeated by a fish who just wants to die and the US Navy's number 1 sniper. Makes sense.

[@grimmashley8422]

Imagine Alpha’s reaction to Hop being at the Dojo when you get back

[@tear959]

:)

[@gravel9616]

“She should have pulled out a gun” - Alpharad 2020

[@themadlad8961]

Just like Joker´s neutral special, Clara´s neutral special is a GUN.

[@DrunkenEros]

"shut up virgin" I should hope so. He's like 5

[@pleasenojohns3485]

Stupid virgin baby man

[@Dxpress_]

I lost my virginity in the abstract void of nothingness before I was born. Step up yer game.

[@M1sterE321]

Well i was already inside a woman before i was born...

[@tinyvegetable3765]

L4LEGEND * lmfaoo can you not put my bumble username up here like that thanks

[@cjlite0210]

I swear Klara's ribbons are either an emotionally synced Pokemon or are literally just part of her

[@Random-vb3ut]

14:08 Alpha: we got a bear a cute pink haired girl Mr Fish: AND ME!

[@alexchampion9395]

Klara: “am I being mocked by a kid?” Players: I AM THE CHAMPION

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

Did Leon possesed the Normie girl?

[@DragonsRocks017]

This was honestly me the entire dlc

[@robe9759]

I get why the lines are like that. Since you can go into the isle of armor at any point after Pokédex I think

[@orbitalape]

"She's going to dynamax this slowpoke just for me to JFK it from the top ropes"

[@charlielipscombe6838]

9:57 "what am I missing?" water absorb

[@mikarehhoff6433]

"Thank you mr fish"

[@RuneRaged]

"She's going to dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top rope" -Alpha 2020

[@dominusd5448]

Best quote of 2020

[@SchirachLover]

Surprise slowbro doesnt have a gigantamax

[@skillsharekirby2048]

"they made her toxic as hell-" And I got a f*cking vape ad.

[@whomthebelltolls]

skillshare kirby?!

[@waterking74]

Skillshare Kirby thanks KZbin ad algorithm

[@ranger5839]

So many don't vape ads....

[@hurt4322]

Skillshare Kirby!!!

[@skillsharekirby2048]

@@hurt4322 hello very fair character

[@draconix4131]

“Oh I forgot! I have my level 100 Picchu!” Top ten funniest parts of this episode.

[@DrewFC]

I fell in love with Dracovish when he first emerged from the machine. He is my “Fish Boi”!

[@Sh-es7uq]

Normie girl would tweet herself using Pokémon Smile saying “See, I’m quirky to!

[@octopodi8073]

Thank u Mr Fish

[@seizalez8096]

whateGrr

[@ndogninja9396]

Grr

[@nesssniffyfan1987]

ZeoCommenter TM

[@ruby_waffle]

*too

[@Hephaestus_God]

Klara is the best character this gen. Here is why: 1. She has more personality than any of the base game characters combined. Which also highlights why she is a poison type despite her looks. 2. Absolute Territory (google it) 3. Her theme music is sick! 4. Her intro animation, and D-max animation are also sick! 5. her league card number is "881", which can be read in Japanese as goroawase for やばい yabai, meaning "dangerous". Alluding to her poison type to all who challenge her beforehand. 6. She picked poison type because there was little competition for poison gym leaders. This means she thinks with her head and is also lazy at the same time. Couldn't ask for more. 7. her headband is Dustox wings

[@t3rr0x55]

Why doesnt this have more likes..

[@lyubomirkonstantinov7825]

I was like oh wow finally an actual personality in this game. Then the DLC lasted 15 seconds. Imagine if they only put the same effort into the actual gym leaders

[@FatherShrimpKvikklunsj]

and she's hot

[@veronviper06]

T G T H I C C

[@georgecortes3416]

And don't forget, she also straight-up tries convincing Honey and Mustard NOT to train you after seeing how powerful you are, in addition to cheating by littering your side of the field with Toxic Spikes before the match! Avery, the Shield counterpart, is similar, but summons Psychic Terrain instead to boost his Pokemon's Psychic attacks and make sure you don't try any priority moves!

[@NoodlePerhaps]

12:24 Mr.Chairman get down

[@waiivzy]

10:22 *"Thats my favorite game in the anime"*

[@darkwiz535]

I agree that Klara is one of the best characters they’ve added this gen, but it pisses me off to no end that the music themed poison user wasn’t given a gigantamaxible toxtricity, a music themed poison type

[@cyb3rspace478]

True, but it wouldn’t make sense because of piers

[@BELLETYRE]

Although this does make a lot of sense I think game freak is trying to have the new rivals to have new Pokémon from the isle

[@Justjudey]

@@cyb3rspace478 yeah but piers was just a dark type gym leader and he already has obstagoon which is music themed in the credits

[@killerkirby366]

She wasn't music themed but liek was her slow bro gigantimsx or was it jsut dynamax

[@ghengiroo4143]

@@killerkirby366 It was Dynamaxed

[@walkermcmullin8665]

"She should have just pulled out a gun!" *He says after putting Sobscribe up in the clock tower with a goddamn sniper rifle*

[@scubadoooo]

“Thank you mr.fish”

[@-grace-4923]

4:35 you can actually get an alolan starter that have the same typing as your galarian starter if you find certain amount of diglett And you can also get alolan form pokemon too

[@h0m3st4r]

Klara: (thinks Toxic Spikes is cheating) Mustard: "It's a legitimate strategy."

[@NoHandle44]

Shout out to RVB there.

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

if she considereds toxic spikes as cheating than i guess using lvl 100 mons must be playing fair

[@robe9759]

Jason Callaghan so I went when I had 3 badges. I bugged my Rillaboom up to level 50. The highest level Pokémon Klara had was a 27

[@StarKnight54]

Alpharad: what if she just pulls out a gun Sobscribe: are you forgetting something?

[@jdvthecasual]

O YEAH! G max be a USA trained sniper now.

[@thisisanuncreativeusername2745]

With over 300 confirmed kills

[@brandoncampbell9144]

And that the slowbro has a gun as well

[@mechanic488]

14:17 mr fish: hey do you wanna see my superpower? Alpha: why are you so slow Mr fish: *teleports*

[@vxrlie4698]

That headshot though, the scope wasn't even transparent!

[@plasmetal8225]

4:42 Imagine the literal Pokemon God just descend from the heavens. Does he have a message? A blessing? What does he have to say? *"YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN AWESOME BIKE, MY CHILD."*

[@jackofclubs6229]

This is why Arceus can be caught by 12 year olds. It’s because he’s too curious. The guy probably thinks, ‘Wait does this kid really think that a regular poke ball would allow him to control me?! HA! You know what? Let’s see where this goes. He made me laugh, so why not. If he tries to abuse his power, I can always just leave or smite him. It’ll be fun’ ARCEUS HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED! YOU GOT 5937336 XP

[@disfunctional]

The complete opposite reaction oak would have

[@jackofclubs6229]

I LIKE YOUR CUT, MY CHILD [Arceus uses Judgement] *SLAP*

[@funtimegamer8733]

WHAT IF IT COULD FLY?

[@pinhanimations7982]

Legends arceus in a nuttshell

[@williamnguyen8663]

If they made Klara our rival from now on, it would be so much more entertaining. She has the snobby personality of Blue, but with the addition of threatening to end you

[@vihurah9554]

Blue oak -upgrade Blue oak with boobs -perfection

[@skimbeeble8115]

@@vihurah9554 indeed

[@gk9606]

Now i’m salty that i got shield

[@gk9606]

also 69 likes lol

[@hatsunemikufortnite]

avery is better

[@Anubis-gp3lf]

6:13 I shit you not... I did not make this connection when I played, and now I'm embarrassed

[@corbinnicholson945]

Same

[@siennaistrans]

Klara: **losing her absolute shit** Normie girl: "I had soup for lunch c:"

[@sebcano3704]

The girl doesn’t look like daisy she looks like jimmy neutrons mom

[@jmhguy]

she looks like the cross between the two

[@oshenrandall2203]

it cost you literally nothing to not say that but you did anyways.

[@GottaFistDemAll]

Disagree. Hairstyle isn't similar enough, she resembles a older Daisy with makeup.

[@fortnitetrollslollol5176]

Guys if you buy dlc then can you play island of armor and crown of tundra?

[@Nekiplex]

Shes called Honey

[@ReyCardo]

I named my Kubfu “Bearuce Lee” and I’ve never been more proud of a name I came up with lol

[@Larken42]

I have never wanted to imitate a joke more.

[@samuelherrera7462]

I actually did the same thing coincidentally

[@computaterjones]

Reminds me of when I named hawluch, hawk holgan.

[@TerraEmperor1]

Damn... That's really good

[@missingw2824]

That sounds like something teddie from persona 4 would say. I love it.

[@falconfyre9283]

7:27 me and the boys after dad catches us microwaving hot pockets

[@marcusrobertson9584]

“Thank you Mr Fish”

[@Afrochilla]

Klara: I laid deadly spikes all over the battlefield to slowly kill all your Pokémon Avery: You can’t use quick attack anymore

[@zac6876]

Ok when I fought Klara I was leading Galarian slowbro because he was a psychic type and I soaked up the toxic spikes instantly. Psychic terrain is way better imo it makes his psychic attacks stronger.

[@arthurwatson2555]

Avery: Has a field effect that powers up all his psychic type moves and neutralizes Shadow Sneak and Sucker punch Klara: Spikes that do not increase the power of poison type moves and can be made useless by steel, poison and Cinderace's Court Change

[@vglove8566]

*laughs in corviknight*

[@iike9498]

@@vglove8566 lmao I just powered through with my alcreamie

[@Xios_Angelis]

Well. I got shield, so I got the Weird terrain. Good thing I had already decided to crush Avery with a psychic type.

[@firegaminggeek938]

"I'm trying as hard as I can, what am I misssing?" Fishous rend, that's what.

[@savien6401]

Firegaminggeek hold on, he’s got a point - Krunk 2020 (correct me if I said it wrong)

[@zveks2022]

@@savien6401 *no no, he's got a point. And its kronk, not krunk

[@thewildruda6113]

6:01 my 2 favorite pokemons, Poliwrath and Hah!

[@matthewtwitter5172]

2:00 the most gen 7 shot ever, like our protagonist just smiles there with no reaction

[@doga2617]

“Cuz she’s toxic as he-“ **ad starts playing**

[@darkestlight4363]

everyone has a routine.

[@darkcap2326]

*laughs in adblock

[@starlight0313]

Yes

[@HeilRay]

*Laughs in opened search tab for Klara r34*

[@AnnoyingRodent]

It happens to me to lol

[@piercechugh1249]

"You're a pokemon trainer, right" - says to the champion

[@Nobody134]

I had a level 100 team when I fought her and I loved how confused she was when she lost

[@PokeNerd2499]

Batman 13 SAME

[@zeroedout1901]

@@Nobody134 ayy nice

[@soap3468]

5:41 'This message held for review' *b e a n s*

[@AltyF4lol]

Thank you, Mr. Fish

[@trickster9113]

"I really hope they have ball guy in this pass" Me: Oh boy, He's gonna be a bit disappointed..

[@jamescanjuggle]

No please say it ain't so

[@zambiekiller360]

I was Dissapointed with no Characters at all

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

“ I’m going to go all out” > Sends out unevolved skorupi

[@tumble1051]

thank you mr. fish, for allowing me to rewatch every single one of Alpharad's Pokemon Sword Videos

[@linkified0471]

I’m Shield gang (because my friends have sword) so I got Avery, who is the most epic rival I have had in this game besides Marnie

[@toad5053]

same here

[@whelp8321]

Thank god he brought the prima strategy guide so that we got a Pokémon toothbrush game Update I watched this video twice and on the second time I got an ad about clinical depression when mustard says you have to befriend kubfu

[@littlejacnub5249]

Whatever

[@who7111]

LittleJ GG whatever

[@m.c.ravioli1521]

Ronald Corneilius McDonald grr

[@jenniferfeltner1506]

Whatever

[@dirkswitz1016]

Thank good

[@stanleyhung4656]

Imagine making a pokemon game where the champion is actually respected.

[@wesnohathas1993]

Who would respect a title that just any random kid can get?

[@thesadfather1239]

WesNohathas do you remember bede?

[@D-Havoc]

ORAS says "hi".

[@TheMangakid1995]

Honestly though. You can't even start this quest until after you beat the game right? You'd think they'd use the fact that your the champion for something. Like why does the player need to learn anything from Mustard if they've already proven themselves to be stronger than his best student.

[@Newbmann]

I mean they always are Before the title is taken by some kid Do you not remember Cynthia or hell the champion of S and S HE WAS A CELEBRITY Which means he should have any respect since we'll celebrity and all but hey HE GOT IT

[@kevinnunn2371]

Thank you, mr. fish

[@diamondblue907]

When Alpha called Fishious Rend “the funny move” I had Vietnam flashbacks to when I lost an online match because my opponent’s Shiny Dracovish did nothing but SPAM that move. I still liked the video though, had a lot of laughs. Also, about the Lopunny thing, I like Lopunny because it’s cute and Gardevoir because it’s cool, but I absolutely HATE at least 75% of their fanart communities, and if you’ve searched either of them on Deviantart, you probably know why.

[@funtimegamer8733]

He probably had that speed item that forces him to use the same move

[@knknzu6344]

"Lewd artists are hard at work, while I'm at work hard." ~ Aplharad 2020 except i dont work

[@netu4540]

Aplharad

[@Ham_991]

Aplharad

[@ProtoManiac2283]

Aplharad more like Aplhard work

[@frickroll]

Aplharad

[@jammedyam3389]

Alphahard

[@SunsetSass]

Klara in the DLC trailers: Cute af Klara in-game: Belongs to the streets

[@malegends6066]

I'm just wondering about the hentai

[@yizao9289]

Noah Petersen PLEASE NO GOD NO

[@leika8838]

@@malegends6066 Oh, it's good... *TOO* good...

[@m31i0n7]

@@leika8838 wait really?

[@A._K.]

Ikr? She's like the opposite of my first impression of Marnie Marnie in trailer: belong to the street Marnie in game: cute and sweet af

[@tan_img]

Style card where you can use it in the clothes shop and where you get hairstyle and you got even more options for you get

[@ayycatburger_]

Galarian Slowpoke is my favorite legendary, it even has it's own theme!

[@spino650]

"She's gonna dynamax her Slowbro just for me to JFK it from the top rope." - Alpharad 2020

[@storyexe243]

Out of context Alpharad

[@edafr]

500th like 👀

[@boomaggeddon937]

Klara's the type of girl to start an onlyfans and call everyone who donates to her a simp So yeah she's best girl

[@emblemblade9245]

My guy, let me tell you about findoms

[@comsox4915]

@@emblemblade9245 do you mean femdoms?

[@KyteM]

@@comsox4915 fin(ancial)dom

[@etdrwho8328]

She wasn't in shield so i don't even know her.

[@emblemblade9245]

Comsox Well they’re technically both but findoms are the kind who demand money from their subs because the subs get a sexual thrill from giving up their money to them. It’s like donating to female streamers for attention, except she calls you trash and the donations are way bigger.

[@Zyroes]

The machine at 7:45 immediately made me think of Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.

[@oculus_ray170]

thank you mr fish 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@qwerty_7281]

Klara: i'm totally not going all out Klara inside her head: OH FRICK OH CRAP OH SHI-

[@thelordofspuds8359]

You figure that one out yourself?

[@hickoryhammike4822]

Klara: exists Rule 34 artists: oh yeah, its all coming together

[@Matthew-Batthew]

The people: oh yeah, we’re all cumming together

[@Lordan6]

True That

[@Inkanymby]

@@Matthew-Batthew Lmao

[@biddergick2890]

They need to give us honey.

[@katt0906]

@@Matthew-Batthew tru

[@_Joaco_]

Anything happens Normie Girl: •_•

[@samsarex4318]

8:39 you'll regret picking him later just you wait

[@cherryheights]

Alpha on seeing Klara: "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me"

[@jetjenessis]

Ah yes, another man of culture referencing Community

[@parthivhariharan8677]

He is truly going to work hard 😜

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

He says, already fully woke AF

[@floricel_112]

Ironically, her cheating makes sense from a character point of view. She's a poison type pokemon trainer, she wants to become a poison type gym leader, poison is generally used for underhanded tactics when you know you can't win in a fair fight, she's a bit of a b*tch that wants victory at all cost, so it makes sense that after all that she'd make the floor poisonous (and honestly, kind of brilliant. She's the first rival to make an active effort to beat you and throw a wrench in your plans every step of the way other than just training up her pokemon). Her not getting punished for it afterwards is dumb though. He could have at least said "loss is already enough of a punishment. You already tried giving yourself an unfair advantage, but you lost regardless. What does that say about your level of skill? Now you see there's no substitute for good old fashioned training." or something like that

[@zafool4997]

Mustard is old.

[@fossilfighters101]

this is a far too serious and worthwhile comment for an alpharad video grr

[@eggzisstenshulldredd1626]

I didn't even think about that but I AGREE; in the narrative you're just some kid who became THE Champion after beating Leon and now you're just up against some [ob]noxious, poisonous, TOXIC person who specializes in 'underhanded' tactics rather than absolute strength amongst "a bunch... uheheh… OF NOBODIES!"(Spinel, Steven Universe: Future) in Mustard Dojo, which may very well be her only family there on the island [if she has any at all] compared to the two sets of identical NPC Elite Trainer triplets (who themselves are ridiculously hardworking/studious as her yet they have eachother), A POLIWRATH, hah, Scraggy!, two random ass kids who clearly haven't experienced enough abandonment to wreck their childish sense of fun and wonder, "oh, the places" that packbacker lady'll "go", and some kung fu Joe-Schmoe. Now you got some legit ag[e]ism appearing in Pokémon's for the first time, MEANINGFULLY, since its inception. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hope we see her backstory in an episode of Twilight Wings or something. And Tim Hill in the comments just made me realize that the player still has their hard ass Pokémon rather than making it any more fair for Klara and others to stand a chance----until you get "the secret armor", COUGH, COUGH, [anti]plot armor.

[@TheCesarml]

But she got punished, Mustard made her do some chores in the dojo for 6 months. Mustard says that right after Alpha cut the clip.

[@awmehgoddd]

*"Simp"*

[@fizzy_pop6404]

“Thank u Mr.Fish”

[@lychee_batz..]

4:03 Top 10 anime deaths

[@benzo7433]

"Lewd artists r hard at work and I'm at work hard" Truer words have never been spoken

[@dylanbielamowicz9591]

That’s art. What you have just uttered my friend is art. ART!!

[@SMDonthaveone]

“Guess this is Sword and Sheild’s new best girl!” Everyone in the chat: Simp Alpha: Why are you booing me? I’m right!

[@husariuspl117]

Bea, Nessa and Sonia fans are typing

[@csilver819]

Husarius pl does everyone just forget about Marnie?

[@husariuspl117]

@@csilver819 nah, I just didn't mentioned her, just like Melony

[@GoddoDoggo]

@agito 97 There was a romance route in Pokemon Black and White 2 that was basically a series of phone calls of the girlfriend/boyfriend spilling personal details and blushing at you until you could go on ferris wheel dates with them. They'd also give you Hidden Ability pokemon every day, which is where I got my competitive Spiritomb. ;D The girl's name was Nancy and she looked like a magical girl. Don't know the boy's name.

[@alfietrotman3767]

Dog God wait they gave you Pokemon? That’s actually very cool, I just kind of ignored the phone calls as i didn’t want to look up where to go to activate the calls

[@PerlVeemo]

I give thank you to the teammate also an aquatic dragon monster, mister fish.

[@earthboiproductions2407]

cool, glad you had fun now I'll just go back to playing Pokemon FireRed on my GBA -because I'm broke-

[@OReidoIeieie]

"This shot is the most menacing shot I've seen in all of Pokemon" People who played Shield against Avery: ...

[@Edgeperor]

Avery is trying, but whenever he tries to be expressive in any way, he looks like a doctor just told him he has terminal cancer while he was having sex

[@ryxmun8314]

@@Edgeperor AHHAHAHAHHAHA

[@siara329]

When he said that I just did a JoJo pose

[@smartstuf1026]

Edgeperor I had no idea he was a guy

[@firefoxyt6600]

@@smartstuf1026 same lmao

[@MsSoulBlader]

The fact that is game is based on England yet spells armour with the American spelling will forever bother me.

[@nesssniffyfan1987]

Yeah kid but this is America

[@pforgottonsoul]

it's japanese game company, that localized a game for an American audience.

[@hearts_glow]

@@pforgottonsoul and yet the characters refer to their mothers as "mum", and the t.v as "telly"... not to mention a lot of the things the characters say are phrased in the way british people talk. inconsistencies are inconsistencies. sorry if this reply comes across as sarcastic but it's a bit of a gripe for me lol.

[@JAY-zf6jw]

Hearts Glow and honey calls you love

[@krm1930]

@@nesssniffyfan1987 Thats so original, you are totally not 9

[@Hello-qp5gj]

This is so far the best video I have ever seen.

[@TurnipNail]

I didn’t know the dlc was different depending on the game. In shield the antagonist is named Avery and he’s a psychic type trainer and he’s got balls flying around her top hat

[@musoumiko4730]

"This girl looks like she saw a murder this morning and is like, fine with it." Well, yeah. It was herself, murdering slowpoke before catching it(?).

[@alba7835]

Good one lol

[@phillippeng1368]

Technically, if you faint a Pokemon, it makes it a 100% chance to catch. It can't try to break out.

[@breakingnewsflash]

That joke hit me hard as hell. That well placed ad let me enjoy it even more

[@thesadfather1239]

Grrr

[@thesadfather1239]

Also 69th like btw

[@connorbland2348]

Whatever

[@amgdeg4897]

Witch joke?

[@radityapoerwanto7018]

I used rock helmet and a bunch of max heal. It's a long fight but shorter than 2 hours

[@Daniel_V0314]

Ik it’s 3 years later but thank u mr fish

[@ethansantucci8701]

Alpha: this slowbro is about to get “theJFKexperience”

[@eggzisstenshulldredd1626]

Alpha saw not her life but the life of JFK and Slowpoke flash before he eyes. That is why her face can not express the depress.

[@tao8727]

Klara: Bawling her eyes out crying while apologizing to Normie Girl Normie Girl: ok :)

[@yayeet9274]

Normie girl: soup time; I like soup

[@IceRuby-ur4zl]

1:15 If you look closely, Pokégod the Galarian Slowpoke is actually female.

[@WillSilverstein]

Thank you, Mr. Fish!

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Lesson of the day: It's OK to cheat as long as you're attractive and you wanted it more.

[@aclassydinonamedzanthor563]

Twitch thots getting away with anything

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

We knew that since twitch thots

[@jyang470]

A Classy Dino Named Zanthor true tho XD

[@randygarcia1288]

“Im not a furry...keep walking” that part had my dying in laughter (Edit: Jeez, I didnt expect this to happen but to just make it more obvious, Im totally not a furry)

[@NeonLightsYT1]

I wonder why XD

[@yisusloveyoulol8051]

idk if jesus like furrys, probably no

[@nesssniffyfan1987]

yisus love you lol I think Chombo does but he’s an animal

[@nesssniffyfan1987]

Powie616 Alpharad told us all to be nice to each other on Twitter

[@thegh0ul_]

Ness ; Kidnaper yeah you’re right my bad I deleted my comment

[@Crak2029]

It took me a minute to understand “I’m at work “ *HARD* “

[@T_Raffety]

“JFK it from the top rope” is crazy