Poker Face (South Park Version)

Poker Face (South Park Version) · Eric Cartman
Poker Face (South Park Version)
℗ 2010 Comedy Central Records; ℗ 2008 UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 2010-01-01
Associated Performer, Vocals, Background Vocalist: Eric Cartman (Trey Parker)
Producer: RedOne
Composer Lyricist: Lady Gaga
Composer Lyricist: RedOne
Lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@TweekXCraig]

_Lyrics:_ Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo) Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read this poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@anemoiaenvyz]

Hi Tweek

[@TweekXCraig]

@@anemoiaenvyz Hey 👋

[@Dreidelium]

Legend 'emself

[@hillarynelson6975]

Thanks (lol)

[@KENNY_K3nNY]

No he can't read my poker face 😁

[@DavidAddonizio]

Better than any of those AI covers cause it's the real thing

[@bmullin96]

I love Cartman's version of Poker Face.

[@Frenchy12345]

Better than the original

[@legthieff]

superior to any music ever, gonna upload 7 versions to spotify to get a playlist

[@D34DF12H]

Me and my mom sometimes play this in the car, and... she doesn't know about this show, but I prefer this version.

[@CartmanBroOfficial]

No, he can't read my poker face ♠️😶

[@AlfredoAnimations]

Hi

[@Dreidelium]

I read your pokerface 24/7.

[@lilfadeyeet]

I think he can 🫢

[@Mytunerdiedandihavenobatteries]

Best poker face

[@KurokisChannel]

@@Dreidelium THAT SOUNDS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS IN A WEIRD WAY

[@mlfsns-shorts373]

I'm pretty sure this is one of the ways to torture Kyle.

[@jorgeo1492]

​@diamondajpw23what?

[@Moonflowerr8]

Mum-mum-mum-mah 🎶

[@supersillyme]

torture?

[@TheBadDeadFox]

You should sue Lady Gaga for copyright infringement

[@KurokisChannel]

WHAT😭-

[@hunte5748]

Yeah, her version's trash anyway

[@mariest3wart]

Use a UNO reverse card instead

[@TheLordOfDarkness]

Mum-mum-mum-mah! 🎵

[@JumptheTrench]

Better than lady Gaga could ever be

[@lbarham2011]

So true

[@Mondays-are-terrible-fr]

Lmao yes 😂

[@brendaflores8906]

no

[@JoeGibbsRacingBassProShops19]

Yes

[@zoeleong8717]

Don’t say that what if lady gaga sees it

[@jazz.van66]

Forget Ghost and Metallica, this the release of the century!

[@lenawilliams7869]

🤣🤣🎤Love Cartman!!!❤❤😂😂

[@johnhamon4817]

I like the show version better. Either Stan or Klye comes in winning about whales and what the Japanese are doing. In traditional Eric Cartman fashion he says "he don't give a crap bout whales so go n hug a tree". Classic

[@randomduder995]

I think its stan because he acts like a pissbaby sometimes

[@Lily-gw1jf]

In the town of South Park, there's this guy we all know, A character that always steals the show, With a fiery temper and a big round frame, He's the one and only, Eric Cartman is his name. He's got a plan, always scheming in his mind, Causing chaos, trouble he can always find, But deep down, there's a side we haven't seen, A heart that's longing, searching for a dream. Oh, Cartman, you're a force to be reckoned with, Your wit and cunning make us all laugh and cheer, You may be ruthless, but we'll give you a chance, To prove that there's more to you, inside that stance. He's got a love for cheesy poofs, always in demand, With his best friends by his side, they're a misfit band, He'll go to any length

[@kabeeeeeee]

ai

[@liquidiodine]

I love this poem you wrote

[@jaythe_coolestperson]

This is the best South Park song ever

[@milutinstankovic4638]

Songs that Cartman could sing next: "Gimme the Prize"(Kurgan's theme song) by Queen "Ma Baker" by Boney M "Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul "It's a Sin" by Pet Shop Boys "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler "Alone" by Heart

[@Sand-Walker13]

"Gimme the Prize" is a wonderful suggestion. I definitely wanna hear Cartman sing it.

[@milutinstankovic4638]

​@@Sand-Walker13 Sweet

[@iluvoj.x3]

This is so good 😭💀

[@thedimensionalpotato1534]

Why is this so good???? 😭😭😭

[@jamesheap7400]

Cuz cartmans singing the fuckin goat

[@Kenny-McCormick]

Can this play when I die. Please

[@hunte5748]

You've already died enough

[@RYLANE.DIXON_2007]

This Is My Fav Song From Lady Gaga.

[@mryes413]

This is awesome.

[@ErrorEbyEdyEyes_Elz]

вєттєя тнєη тнє σяιgιηαℓ

[@Stan-s5t]

Holy shit dude my favorite music

[@MaddShorts946]

I love the Stan talk 😂❤

[@AidanGaming1000]

Hi Stan

[@SOMEONESINSIDEME]

hello stanley~ 😉

[@KennyMcCormck]

@@SOMEONESINSIDEME Kyle? Wtf are you doing here?

[@SOMEONESINSIDEME]

@KennyMcCormck uhhhhh... I can explain

[@ElH990]

Ugh, tremendous reference to the screw you whale episode 🚬🗿

[@Lazymairmaid]

Laddy Gaga must be rotting with envy.

[@harlleygurrola8394]

I wonder if there be more of GaGa's Songs sung by Cartman

[@VictoriaMcAllister-o8s]

When cartman sing I Wouldn’t mind

[@VictoriaMcAllister-o8s]

It’s like my Apply

[@NuttyCapp3000]

Best thing is it’s not an ai cover

[@tbjoshua8941]

I love this song

[@juneregalado457]

Pa-pa-pa poker-face pa-pa poker face

[@artimator4714]

"No, he can't read ma, _Poker Face_ " 😫

[@KurokisChannel]

YESS

[@toemato77]

This ironically better than the original poker face

[@legthieff]

unironically too

[@Dezoksiribonukliinovayakislota]

🤝

[@darthmalins4950]

My Jam😎

[@DonPerxico]

I love ❤ cartman

[@JazzFan76]

The only way to listen to a Lady Gaga song is with Cartman singing it.

[@siriahernandez679]

I wanna hold them like they do in Texas place

[@alexgohengkiaw4350]

This is the best

[@siriahernandez679]

Papa poker face PA poker face mama MA

[@Goofy_smilez]

1:30 YEAAAH

[@xeno4378]

0:56

[@xeno4378]

1:51

[@siriahernandez679]

🎶She's got to love nobody🎶

[@AcemiMust]

CANT READ MAH CANT READ MAH 🗣️🗣️

[@KENNY_K3nNY]

Why can't I read his poker face???

[@AidanGaming1000]

Hi kenny

[@AcemiMust]

Cause shes got to like nobody

[@queenbroncos1472]

Love it

[@ClydeDonovanMoustique]

Better than original 😉

[@angelaloreinangeles]

Noice singings eric

[@Handlebarthe2nd]

Me: I love the song poker face! Someone idk: Oh yeah! Lady Gaga? Me: Sure…

[@willsallin3793]

Go on cartman 🍄

[@Lixcyx3]

It's funny but cool 😂

[@haiden380]

The best remix doesn't exis....

[@Gwis29]

Carmen are so funny

[@SpiderMan82341]

the next song Cartman should sing is find your flame from sonic frontiers

[@JoeyBlox1]

Yummy yummy yummy yummy Yum

[@hannah5560]

Lady Gaga has NOTHING on Eric

[@hunte5748]

100%

[@rickroller-o7h]

Put this on Spotify

[@Member644]

MY HOUSE BLEW UP BECAUSE THIS SONG POSSESSED AND I GOT GOD MOD-

[@Blacc_yoshi]

Song came on the radio the other day I could not stop laughing

[@indoorstayer]

cant say it's better then lady gaga but this shit lit

[@Butters_Stotch52]

Nice❤

[@sebastianperez4461]

Hi Butters

[@Butters_Stotch52]

@@sebastianperez4461 Hi

[@Butters_Stotch52]

@TCS Studio Hi

[@KurokisChannel]

OMG BUTTERS IS HERE 🤯🤯

[@Butters_Stotch52]

@@KurokisChannel yes I am

[@Puregoalkeeper2]

MUHMUHMUHMAH🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@yeshajela6471]

it's nice

[@BobandBros6000]

Can’t read my can’t read my poker face !

[@MicrowaveCosmicToast]

Lorde has nothing on Cartman. 🔥

[@fenrirgamer3341]

Amazing

[@Sportshighlights137]

I can play this all day🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪐

[@DoodleX8]

"ill get him hot show him what i got" good thing not her -.-"

[@AlbertTheBaldiFan]

121 videos and 121K subscribers

[@Numocron]

Awesome😃👍❤️

[@Moonflowerr8]

Mum mum mum mah

[@noobie.-.]

First the legion now cartman-

[@perryposse]

slayyyy

[@Jesuslovesyou177]

This hits hard 😭

[@CraigTucker3390]

Stan Marsh Wendy Testaburger Craig Tucker Shelly Marsh SpongeBob SquarePants Daddy Pig Mummy Pig Tails

[@traviskriner4893]

Ima die now thank you 🙏

[@Dracobrawlstars251]

Yo, this is so funny do it again, but with thousand Miles by kid Laroi

[@Faultdrinks]

Top 10 rapperes Ksi Doesnt even try to compare to:

[@Random_kid97]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

[@lollllllllllllll739]

Wow🤩

[@madzen112]

None-of-your None-of-your None-of-your Goddamn business

[@MariaSigala-tt8qx]

ERIC CARTMAN FEAT LADY GAGA POKER FACE

[@liab10]

woah!!! after 9 months

[@angusdangus9828]

Cartman making video

[@Vanbutstupid]

If anyone cares, I'm the 4 thousandth like

[@twixnsnails1065]

👍

[@princegabriellinobleza4883]

REALLY NICE btw does Kenny have a song?

[@MaddShorts946]

Yeah, dumb ways to die😂

[@TheReal_Glisten_Trust]

​@@MaddShorts946LOL

[@etahnbltond]

The guy who made the real song been real quiet

[@fishwater1oo08]

It was a woman, Lady Gaga.

[@a-z4]

Bro is better then lady gaga😭

[@DonJuanzito]

I can't breathe😂😂😂😂😂

[@cornyholer]

How did you make this work of art?

[@ThatGuyNamedMemeLord]

Hi eric

[@Gsc588]

me too♥️♥️🥰

[@MiniwaveMAIN69420]

I perfectly arrived, the video's gonna be a year old tomorrow LOL

[@Random_kid97]

Sig with a gun oh oh oh oh crure me

[@bringitondesigns]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@GageClifford-pk5rt]

Mum mum mum mum mum mum

[@dinangie84]

ERIC CARTMAN

[@Sansundertale-n5s]

Cool

[@kevinpradhan9925]

Lisa Goes Gaga

[@Gsc588]

eric come 'on 😡

[@TheGunthar21]

Skibidi toilet

[@HeidioEricHeiswe]

I didn’t mess you so very long, What wrong with you?

[@cazzzlazenby-t4z]

Lol

[@Luv.eviexx]

Eric cartman