Poker Night Freelance Husbands (55 mins long)

Wow this took 6 months to make but I'm really happy I finished it.
There's so many dialogues in this game but I have gotten most Sam & Max dialogues but there is still more that's not in this video but some are hard to trigger.
But I hope you guys enjoy :)
Btw I ended up over 800 hours in this game

[@spoons5308]

I JUST NOTICED HOW MAX IS SITTING IN A HIGH CHAIR AT THE TABLE BEHIND SAM THAT’S SO CUTE HE’S SO TINY

[@Burmilla.]

God forbid that you're speaking that language around him.

[@theexperincedlo7844]

@@Burmilla. "Sam, when can I start gnawing his knee caps off?"

[@adrianaslund8605]

I like how Sam is a mix of the zaniness of the internet and the feel of elderly political humour about watching C-Span and listening to jazz while reading the New York Times or something.

[@neurdogic8909]

he's like an old dad thats really eager to talk about the history of obscure wars

[@termicrafteron2794]

That's Sam for ya.

[@laysthechip3356]

Their range is crazy

[@Comet12864]

Is it bad or good that I read your comment in Sam’s voice in my head?

[@user-uy5uy7cf4v]

I love how you have such a specific visual, that it borders on Sam & Max levels.

[@Pasta_Mousetrap]

me absolutely every time sam puts his feet on the table: *PUT THOSE GRIPPERS UNDER THE TABLE, AINT NO ONE WANNA SEE THOSE DOGS*

[@kw4b112]

actually cant get over this comment

[@EmilyHasFork]

He has to show em off👀

[@Pasta_Mousetrap]

@@EmilyHasFork and i've seen enough, put em down😦

[@EmilyHasFork]

@@Pasta_Mousetrap They're limited edition though💀

[@Pasta_Mousetrap]

@@EmilyHasFork aint no way someone green lit thoes for the public eye

[@awesomefox555]

“Look Sam! I’m a tree surgeon!” “He’s not really a tree surgeon”

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

*_revs up chainsaw_* "Open wide and say 'Ahhh!'"

[@Awfulfeature]

One of my favorite lines

[@cane9278]

13:32 It's insane how relevant this conversation is 10 years later

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

No seriously, it's kinda sad how relevant that is even now.

[@Genther]

i love Brock's reaction

[@gravity1537]

I thought I would include this quote to instigate a fight: Claptrap: "When (we) fall in love, the only thing that can slow down the data bus to matrimony is Moore's law and a conservative supreme court!"

[@spectralid]

Christ, it aged like a fine wine. Brock's reaction, especially.

[@kamukoma.2299]

max being glados' favorite is kind of charming

[@isapu1948]

Max is oddly charming Especially the way he got along with most of them in the first poker night game

[@SpaceShark-ck2tg]

That's likely due to Max's ineffable charm.

[@mechanicalhoundz]

46:00 I did...not expect a random dialogue to hurt me as much as it did? Just the casual reminder of "Sam watched his husband die and his current husband is from an alternate universe"

[@isapu1948]

So did this Max, he had to kill him himself too It was awful, he said.

[@annepandesal]

fr tho :( always makes me sad to think about that. watching each other die and being with an alternate version

[@mechanicalhoundz]

@@annepandesal Do you think they ever notice minor differences? Do you think Max misremembers this Sam's favorite color and gets him something that's the other Sam's favorite color? Do you think Sam makes food that his Max adored that this Max just sort of likes? Pain, agony even

[@annepandesal]

@@mechanicalhoundz oughh pain and suffering. the pain is almost euphoric even. i am microwaving this in my brain

[@mechanicalhoundz]

@@annepandesal glad to be of assistance! Remember to pull it out after 4 minutes to stir it

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

I also love how they reference the glitch where max’s chips disappear by saying that he ate them.

[@eteru2669]

39:29 If you didn’t catch the “goofy” joke, it’s because of Sam in Hit The Road being voiced by Bill Farmer, the man who voices Goofy

[@TreeckoJedi9]

Your world really rocks the cradle when you realize that the crazy vice filled rabbit is the one holding the calm and friendly acting detective dog back from killing everyone.

[@purlayumi5434]

22:32 Max being ready to throw hands when his man gets grabbed

[@decristal48]

And right after that when he didn't need to... he was inmediately dissapointed lol

[@moodyflowers8740]

52:10 the gesture towards max when he was answering the dating question is driving me INSANEEEEEEE

[@decristal48]

Right? 😂

[@termicrafteron2794]

22:50 "I miss my sister claptrap. i miss her a lot"

[@pftheswaglord]

I'll be back.

[@kovuska2749]

I'm so glad this exists, since the game is no longer purchasable

[@darkspyro1991]

u can still find keys purchasable online and redeem on steam

[@saxoul17]

Why?

[@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure]

@@saxoul17 telltale went bankrupt, they delisted the poker night games and I think a few other titles but I’m not completely sure. Poker night is definitely delisted tho Although telltale did come back so maybe we will get a new one

[@vizic9561]

Think you can still buy it on key websites, if there are any left

[@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure]

@@vizic9561 yea, or yknow you can SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS LIKE A TRUE PIRATE and pirate a copy of poker night if you don’t wanna cough up like 200+ dollars on G2A for a key Unless there’s other places you can get a key for cheaper then I think those are the only 2 options

[@jackmama198]

I love how, when Steve comes to collect Sam and rudely grabs him by the shoulder, Max immidiately jumps on the table, ready to rip his limbs off.

[@fatherego5067]

34:46 i googled radish history for a couple minutes and if its a reference at all and not just Max ramblings then apparently its said that the soul of a radish is an evil spirit named Rubezahl who kidnapped a princess and turned radishes (or turnips in some articles I've read) into her friends to keep her company but the radish people kept dying because they are radishes and have a shelf life of like a week. She eventually escaped by getting Rubezahl to count the radishes in his garden and fleeing while he was busy.

[@MakusinMeringue]

I believe that's partially a reference to the cancelled Sam and Max title, "Freelance Police", which LucasArts pulled the plug on in 2004.

[@SpookyDooks649]

I DIDNT KNOW MAX KISSED THE PLAYER WHY DID HE LEAVE A LIPSTICK STAIN HAHAHA

[@awesomefox555]

That’s not lipstick

[@ducky.doodles]

BRO NO WAY YOUR NOT FOLLOWING MY EVERY MOVE CAUSE I KNOW YOU FROM PINTREST

[@SpookyDooks649]

​@@awesomefox555 wh.. what is it then?? 😟

[@awesomefox555]

@@SpookyDooks649 check your veins

[@Freelance_Fandom_Collector]

@@SpookyDooks649 you don’t wanna know.

[@abbyj2783]

48:10 I straight up lost it at Max's slow head turn and smile. The little devil!

[@badmemoryneko]

Sam just casually saying " i like that thing you said about sadistic midgets" like it couldnt get more obvious

[@radical7628]

I know it's just retextured poker but damn this game had spirit lmao, i love the lines and the voice actors spending the time to voice them all is commendable. I like to think they actually talked while playing poker its so good lol, plus any sam and max content is good.

[@Piixie_Hollow]

27:11 ARE WE JUST GONNA FORGET WHAT MAX SAID 😂

[@Amambivertednerdwhocantdraw]

No, we will not

[@CarefreeMan]

​@@Amambivertednerdwhocantdraw*Indeed, we will not.*

[@decristal48]

Holy sht! 😂

[@justanothernpc5419]

PLEASE the eerie headturn Max made when Sam merely mentioned the idea of his little buddy giving him a trim💀-

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

“It’s playing computer poker by itself sam, it doesn’t have friends.” Omg that is so savage! I love it!

[@battleax6364]

29:39 definitely my favorite one made me laugh so hard

[@mattygee6852]

"I like those odds" XDD

[@gOat_GrandMa]

"I kind of fell into the 14th century once... But that was totally not my fault!"

[@jennifermenzel4500]

"Continuity restored to 78 percent plausibility"

[@Mystic2760]

25:30 that might be a first, I've never seen a video of Poker Night 2 where two different conversations and up triggering at the same time, _overlapping_ each other, AND between the same characters the first one was

[@melonowl333]

36:06 Max is way too adorable here

[@decristal48]

Idk what he said but he is cute

[@Rvger1]

I swear there’s so much dialogue in this game that I haven’t discovered yet

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

Sam: "Oh, Max is never going to let me hear the end of this." Max: "You lost to a nerd!~ You lost to a nerd!~ Everybody!"

[@BrooklyFire]

SAM SAID "IM KINDA OFF THE MARKET" who is he dating?

[@pastelstrawberry1540]

​@@BrooklyFireI think it's referring to sam and max marriage. Or that he just isn't up for a relationship.

[@persikitty8957]

1:02 kills me every time!!

[@darrellnichols1380]

51:41 Sam: Hay Max! Call up the Commissioner and tell him we're taking a three month road trip! Max: House on the Rock? Sam: House on the Rock Max:😃 Yaaaaay! Me:😔 well guess I lost a few poker chips ohh i need a drink at barstool

[@darrellnichols1380]

Me: I'll be in the bar Sam.

[@CarefreeMan]

@Decidueye6 *Not unless Hell froze over, which it did- xD*

[@SnufflySpy]

"Oof, I think I just got kicked in the Statisticals"

[@mitwodlemi]

35:03 Is probably my favorite clip

[@theshadygentleman7575]

I know it sounds dumb, but I have a headcanon that the voice actors were just told to play a game of poker whilst pretending to be their characters

[@SpaceShark-ck2tg]

I'd PAY to watch them gamble away in character!

[@scottpeltier3977]

We need more character collab games like this. These folk bounce off eachother so well

[@caustin850]

Happy 36th anniversary, Sam & Max.

[@user-bq8kd1kk7p]

*You’ve won this time Lady Luck,but I’ll be back.and like a rat in a maze I’ll be faster,smarter and hungry for cheese*

[@chinpin126]

8:45

[@medicindisquise4271]

"That's what I get for listening to the voices inside Max's head."

[@stigfan35]

8:26 that darn smile...love ya' sam

[@kylieelizabeth7766]

YOOOOOOO 55 MINUTE POKER NIGHT SAM AND MAX COMPILATION 😳😳😳 THIS IS SO GOOD THANK U SM

[@elliart7432]

34:05 there was no reason this need to make me laugh that hard

[@luislos70]

That part about dating beautiful woman hits right at home lmao. Sam knows his stuff

[@elliart7432]

30:55 oh woah that's such a cool easter egg!

[@mattygee6852]

?

[@arsonpage1371]

@@mattygee6852 Sam's singing a song from "Sam and Max hit the road" Sam and Max watched the performance during the game

[@mattygee6852]

@@arsonpage1371 damnnn!

[@billymkj2763]

43:27 is the best part

[@decristal48]

SAVAGE 😂

[@JordanWheeler1999]

23:52 is pretty funny went out of no where lmao 😆🤣

[@OmegaXMaster]

Sam was like "Um...brock...are you okay?😳🥶"

[@topaz7462]

"people say I sound like some guy they saw on television" "HEY PETER"

[@Ivynling]

22:21 Cute

[@SpookyDooks649]

AWWW

[@darrellnichols1380]

47:10 Max: speak for yourself, Sam! 47:12 Me:😧 whole! Careful Max you almost shot us with that pistol of yours!

[@BUG_EDITZZ]

32:51 he was SO close to saying boyfriend man

[@decristal48]

Or husband

[@jaivonpyatt6905]

7:07 I love how Ash Williams points out about what Sam said what he thought meta cognition spirals might meant. And then Ash said "that it sounds more like a stroke"

[@97spartan]

33:33 gawd he’s so gay I love it

[@fluffyth3f0x8]

30:46 this is so funny to me for no reason

[@PlasticCyborg]

48:35 "Hey, Sam. I think I hit braaaaaain."

[@lavendersoda4227]

17:39 omg that was my favorite part😂 so cute lol

[@genderihardlyknower]

27:36 I love these two

[@TheSoySpy16]

43:35 I like how Sam is slightly concerned over the players lack of inputs, meanwhile Brock is just silently eying down the player like he wants to murder you.

[@evantambolang3052]

28:37 Even Sam making fun of Larry, one if not the most hateable assholes in Telltale's Walking Dead.

[@Oxygentleman]

53:19 max can teleport confirmed

[@jayceorourke5672]

4:51 got me good lmao

[@lavendersoda4227]

27:11 wait what???😂

[@yate0128]

16:49 he just growls 🤣

[@CooperGal24]

Since Skunkape Games did a remaster of the Sam and Max series, maybe we can hopefully expect a remaster of the Hit the Road game, and even the first and second Poker Night game. Just wishful thinking.

[@Ssj2_Ranoa]

Ditto

[@megamindsgothplatformboots]

53:12 made me laugh so hard i almost died

[@FinalGamerJames]

8:26 His smile, Pure ♥

[@MarioTheIdea_Vs_MarioTheMan]

Lmao I'm 27 minutes in and I somehow just realized Max is in a booster seat

[@tinkywinky9087]

Is literally no one gonna talk about Max’s face on 47:27?

[@Zombiez_N_Dollz]

He’s just a little devious

[@darrellnichols1380]

8:24 Sam: sure is exciting isn't it? Me: exciting right? Yeah good thing it's just you and me and big pile of poker chips I'm sure I'm going to win this tournament get the prize's and save all my money in my bank account but I should win the game of poker. 8:30 Sam: I'm glad you agreed.

[@NinaTheFox5]

I’ve been needing something like this!! And there were so many I never saw before! Thank you for doing a hero’s work!

[@darrellnichols1380]

47:22 Sam: nice game. Any chance for a rematch... Max: ...to the DEATH? Me: I don't know Sam good thing I won this tournament it sure is a good win and with $63,200 in the pot I can buy myself a hotel at the Washington DC and a new Toyota dealership.

[@kamzotheperiscorp684]

Glados has a beautiful singing voice 😊

[@elliart7432]

You did it, you single handedly made my night

[@Ivynling]

39:12 Sam Axe, the Mojito King!

[@gwimbly8683]

A real pity we never gotten a Poker Night 3 to complete the trilogy, but who else would've joined or even guest star durin' this time?

[@SpaceShark-ck2tg]

I kinda wanna see Mr. Featherly play in the spot for the Sam And Max series. You can only do the same old routine in "Midtown Cowboys" so many times before WARP TV is sick of it.

[@darrellnichols1380]

22:50 claptrap: really? A tie? That's just like kissing your sister! Me: well that's the part of the poker game strategy their claptrap you know you got a A Pair of your cards and that means you're tied up so that means you're still in the game there dude.

[@maxaroni39]

I love this so much!! thank you for compiling all of this into one video ^-^

[@snus_mumriken_]

17:37 22:32 29:27 29:33 30:55 31:00 31:23 32:45 33:13 34:10 36:51 38:35 39:17 42:58 43:21 44:07 48:31 48:40 48:49 50:31 50:38 51:41 52:25 53:12 53:32

[@retrosystem6182]

i love that max is the only one glados has any kind of respect for at that table.

[@retrosystem6182]

44:55 for my own future reference

[@whimmii]

thank you for your hard work omg this is a lot of lines

[@helluvabossseason2episode6fan]

i rewatch this video everyday

[@theinklingzwithchannels]

30:55 this has to be one of my favorite lines in poker night

[@zach119kings9]

13:40 if only they new of the new Velma show

[@foolish_edworm]

god i wish i could play this game :') thanks for the marathon lmao

[@sunshinecolaa]

you can! i just downloaded it from steamunlocked and i'm 99% sure it worked, the game at least started up

[@foolish_edworm]

@@sunshinecolaa oh my god thank you i hope it works!!

[@sunshinecolaa]

@@foolish_edworm yesss ofc!!!!

[@SpencerStudios]

Max has black lipstick. Good to know.

[@tristang7982]

30:55 I don’t know how many of these there are in here, but here’s a nice little Hit the Road reference for you

[@AmazingSuperC]

Dude ash’s singing voice sounds amazing

[@nullhydrangea]

49:53 I- hm.

[@MithalanMithrarin]

30:55 SAM, YOU DID *NOT* JUST SING THE LYRICS FROM THAT CONROY BUMPUS SONG. 😡

[@gwimbly8683]

If there was Disney Channel version of this, wonder how Brandy's Interaction and reactions be like?

[@PlainUmbrella]

They isn’t a bunch of fairies. They’re just childhood friends.

[@alienclantoontown]

I LOVE MACKS AND RUBY MY FAVORTITE

[@sweattyspaghetti]

23:11 Them spending a lot of money on gun oil because they go through it so fast is diabolical. Wild sex joke 😭😭😭

[@darrellnichols1380]

8:39 Sam: Psst, buddy. Me: yeah Sam? Sam: I don't want tell you how to play, but you really should've folded. Me:😒oh shoot! now you tell me everything about high stakes poker thanks a lot Sam.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

"I think I just got kicked in the statisticles."

[@adrianaslund8605]

11:31 I didn't get that pun at first. Freemasons-illuminati. "Illuminating". 🤔🙃.

[@alexjewett7455]

I thought it was because she used a strobe light to give them seizures.

[@Banana_08329]

The fact that I watched the whole thing is crazy. What great husbands 😔♥️

[@themanwiththerubyshadow]

I love this game so much for the comedy! It's so funny

[@darrellnichols1380]

41:49 Sam: you remind me someone. Me: remind me of what?🤨 Max: everyone reminds you of someone, Sam Sam: that's it! You remind me of everyone and no one. Weird. Me: yeah I agreed Sam just everyone reminds me of becoming a poker Master and even sometimes saving lot of money in my bank account that reminds me every time

[@paragonjones13]

39:17 that is just... so neat!!

[@fruitlion8]

34:20 "Wheeeeeee!"

[@blondy6472]

13:30 talking about hollywood and movies

[@mattygee6852]

Holy shit it's weird how relevant that is now

[@blondy6472]

@@mattygee6852 ik right 🤣

[@darrellnichols1380]

34:50 Max: Ooooh, You're The walking Dead. Get it? Sam: No. Me:🤔 well any chance for a different ways to win?