Polandball 3: A Collection of 5 Shorts

First on Mars by RSbooll5RS
/ first_on_mars
Irish Shenanigans by StopTimes
/ irish_shenanigans
Size is Relative by wasserkraft
/ size_is_relative
Something Dirty by bandaidplus
/ something_dirty
Unhated Nations by disneyvillain
/ unhated_nations
Created with After Effects, Photoshop and Premiere

[@notvelkoz7900]

Translation for China: "I don't know."

[@frogginachos0124]

QuantumGaming yes my mom is from China

[@XiaoMof]

patto ur catto lol

[@TheMrExemplar]

I know

[@willimeister2553]

HitProof but I know to

[@nelsonhong3682]

china say what's rong that gemeny

[@wurttmapper2200]

Greenland has ice, is named Greenland Island is green, is named Iceland Blueland is red, is named Blueland Good one, Norway

[@idontlikerome2744]

Wurtt Mapper Norway is color blind xD

[@yask1217]

Redland is earth XD

[@yask1217]

im sure that is 'XD'

[@bigdcd664]

They did it on purpose.

[@Phoenix-ik7bm]

Technically the opposite of red is green so....

[@USA0312]

D-Did you say... *OILLAND*?!?!?

[@canadian-britishcoolie4994]

Oi! Ye drivin over me taytos!!

[@TheParadox1010]

O I L

[@USA0312]

TheParadox1010 SWEET JESUS

[@lowlifeechild]

_O_ _I_ _L_ _L_ _A_ _N_ _D_

[@KingdomofSpain]

_Oil_

[@KJack1111]

In unhated nations, Lichtenstein is there, he just can't be seen

[@nexus8673]

What a joke.

[@KJack1111]

Yeah ik, I saw it on reddit. Its not a good one.

[@denizyuksel5093]

+derm hams! What about San Marino,Vatican City,Sealand?

[@KJack1111]

Sealand doesn't exist in my opinion. San Marino, Vatican, yeah.

[@greenfox1991]

Vatican CIty? Hated by some Muslim country, kinda

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Switzerland should also be at that table with canada

[@reptile_loki]

And Iceland,Palau,East Timor and Guam

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Loki Raptor GamingHD Guam? Isn't that an American territory.

[@reptile_loki]

Wyatt Farmer​ Dont know!But its not important what occupation is...

[@pokenaut7803]

No. People hate Switzerland. That is because, they will not join the EU. plus the Nazis wanted them dead.

[@lapisleafuli1817]

Pokenaut7 ....they won't join because that would technically be violating their 2 centery old vow to never take a stance on anything outside their borders and the Nazis wanted everyone that wasn't them or Japan dead, they even wanted Italy gone eventually

[@henryF6]

"Something dirty" was my favorite so cute, so naughty ;)

[@TheParadox1010]

"ZE JEWS" - Germany

[@nexu6517]

TheParadox1010 very dirty ey ;)

[@wildinferno0147]

Wersace ze ground

[@SethACook]

My Führer..Steiner..

[@leoechoirl9412]

as an irishman I'm not sure whether to be offended or laugh, hell I'll laugh

[@Ninety9Balloons]

We're Irish, we don't get offended.

[@leoechoirl9412]

Ninety9Balloons truer words have never been said

[@leoechoirl9412]

bixbamtastic you sent us Cromwell

[@dcarterm8371]

bixbamtastic Cromwell was an English military leader during a revolution who fought against absolute monarchy but turned into one himself.

[@MintPro47]

69 likes nice

[@idontlikerome2744]

Poor Canada

[@idontlikerome2744]

+Way_too_many_chairs Yeah you right

[@idontlikerome2744]

+Galack Mapper Zhe Jews

[@kachel313]

+Galack Mapper he is part of the UN

[@Caffetozini]

Is Portugal hated if yes by who just wanna know for some reason

[@idontlikerome2744]

+JMSilva // Gaming // Fifa Spain probably

[@philbettinger1741]

Germany stronk!

[@dernachkomme4110]

Zhe jews xD

[@Solarian]

NEIN

[@crazysnappers1264]

güten tag

[@BradyAus]

Are all of you trying to be reichtangle?

[@Solarian]

Brady Aus Güten täg, polen. Cease for round 2?

[@mrjopen270]

Canada is sitting there like Canada:Where THE FUCK IS EVERYONE Everyone else:we don't give a fuck

[@sophiaii7145]

Italy: Whisper something dirty in my ear mio amore Germany: Pinapple on pizza Italy: Marry me plz

[@NinjaOfHorizon]

Makes sense

[@hi-sg5fh]

i edited this comment so you don't know why 2 people are replying to me

[@nitex9938]

@Leah Som missed the joke

[@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian]

italy would make nukes for this comment, italians hate pineapple on pizza majorly lmfao

[@Fractulated]

Or Ketchup and Cheddar on pizza.

[@FadedXenox]

Chinese ball says:"I don't know." LOL

[@rion7088]

Chiball

[@katiaalmeida5897]

Legend says Canada is still waiting for the others to this day

[@nettart4924]

He made too much butter tarts and tourtiere not to share

[@KiWi-go9jy]

And they never come...

[@kaas1642]

Franche:"whisper somthing dirty in my ear. GERMANY: zhe jews

[@openthinker6562]

Unhated nations, where's Luxembourg, the Netherlands and Belgium? I can't think of any enemies for them... But Canada, I agree with that. I can't not love them.

[@ElliotTPham]

:)

[@lowlifeechild]

Sky Walker agreed. But shouldn't Netherland ball be there? With Canada?

[@shshshshsh5471]

Canada Ball how is your poutine?

[@ijh4888]

But where's the US? It's one of the most unhated nations in the world.

[@ijh4888]

*sarcasm intensifies* NO THE US IS SO VERY LOVED BY ALL THOSE NATIONS!!! SHUT UP DUMB US HATER!!!!!!

[@thataveragehamiltonfan3252]

America: OIL-LAND?! *gets tank* Ireland:OI YE DRIVING OVER ME TAYTOS Priceless 😹

[@metaknight9970]

France: Whisper something dirty into my ears my love Germany: The Jews

[@edmunddeguzman2914]

France and Germany are a cute couple

[@fatjuicyass1927]

;-;

[@spaceship8621]

anyone notice that at 0:43 the tank America was driving was from the game War of Thunder?

[@hapetE]

Space Ship lol so copied i saw

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

Space Ship That is an M4 Sherman. It was retired from US service in 1959.

[@worldwarfanatic6646]

Space Ship ye

[@worldwarfanatic6646]

Space Ship M4 Sherms be cool

[@danielmallory9832]

1:15 im rolling on the floor!!

[@flaviomongiovi8105]

vatican could be Italy's hat

[@Ruddpocalypse]

Flavio Mongiovi No, Vatican City is Italy's butt plug. Switzerland is Italy's hat

[@flaviomongiovi8105]

Flying Wafflez You're right!

[@lowlifeechild]

Flying Waffle True.

[@markos9531]

Then what's San Marino to Italy?

[@bruh4814]

Their puppy.

[@thelaotianaviator]

Oirland. America thinks it oilland lol

[@americaball6302]

YOU TAKING ALL MY OIL NIGGA

[@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776]

Well it's true

[@FoapAndGhostMW2]

@@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 DAMNIT AMERICA DID YOU STEAL MY MOTOR OIL.

[@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776]

@@FoapAndGhostMW2 YES I DID! PREPARE TO BE INVADED!

[@jerrycooke275]

lol "what's up with the Europoort" always funny

[@jerrycooke275]

Poor's*

[@kaiserreichtangle3120]

haha dummkopf you cannot spell

[@cespu_iv4519]

How dare you?!

[@hbball9574]

1:18 So Adorable

[@soccerkidd101yt9]

lol 1:04 laughing to hard

[@PCreeperStudios]

1:10 China says I don’t know 我不知道

[@alwinpriven2400]

shouldn't Switzerland and all of Scandinavia be with Canada?

[@yemnifrior88]

China hates Norway, so no.

[@alwinpriven2400]

well what about Switzerland?

[@yemnifrior88]

Alwin Priven No idea if anyone hates them.

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

France, possibly. I don't know...

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

But doesn't Russia and China hate Canada? (NO OFFENSE CANADA)

[@ronillomardajr2022]

1:00 wow germany big and strong *Me looks at the bigger picture* Nvm

[@bluprint27]

VELKOM TO BLUELAND

[@Sabuby]

"Vhizper somezing dirty into my eat mon amour" "Zhe jews"

[@tanukies]

Oi! Ye drivin over me Taytos!

[@idioticreborn]

1:36 Liechtenstein's there too, you just can't see him.

[@dorkfish1275]

Why am I all alone? surely I aint the only unhated nation, right? ... .... ..... Right?

[@marcusmohr9179]

You are alone Canada no one is un hated except for you us hated by NK new zeeland hated by Australia I can go on and on

[@aa-ld5zk]

Lofoten Mapper What about the Danish-Swedish rivalry?

[@daraptor5281]

Switzerland isn’t hate, is it?

[@americaball6302]

Yeah but I should be for one of the hated my hat

[@nexu6517]

"Vhizper somezing dirty into my ear mon amour" "zhe jews" 😂😂 Omg I can't

[@canadaball7085]

France X Germany confirmed

[@mitchmattwilliamson516]

No wrong France x Germany x Poland

[@communistphili9]

Franceball and Germanyball is the cutest couple in countryballs.

[@famoterlhh4993]

GERMANY BIG!!!!! DEUTCHSLAND BIG!

[@ipermaga4618]

This is prolly the one countryballs video that made me laugh the most. Thank you

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

who here is American but loves France?

[@rickybizzaro3966]

How can you not like France?

[@cespu_iv4519]

@@rickybizzaro3966 trust an italian, we don't like France. At all

[@lisplay8388]

I'm Russian, and I love Germany... Syka Blyat

[@Brendan-kx8iy]

@@cespu_iv4519 what's wrong with France?

[@cespu_iv4519]

@@Brendan-kx8iy Everything

[@Expocat69420]

Notice how Norway ALWAYS names the places it discoveres the opposite color.

[@horrid-picnic]

that's France look like Poland empire because Jerman or Jerman empire is look scare!!!

[@Fezcon]

Great animation! "Welcome to blueland" And i'm already cracking up!

[@bruh4814]

Why isn't Canada with the U.S.A, Russia, and China when Germany says "GERMANY STRONK." Canada's bigger than both China and The U.S.A???

[@leftaccount2747]

Logan Nobes yea but some American can get triggered (idk why) if Canada balls is greater

[@cosmos075]

Logan Nobes Those three represent canada

[@leftaccount2747]

Sg Elite what do you mean?

[@cosmos075]

Those three are superpowers

[@leftaccount2747]

Sg Elite oh yes your right Canada isn't xd I thought it was by size

[@beniu1305]

Norway (in Norwegian): Velkomen til blåland In english: Velkom to blueland

[@katherinethurston3057]

1:28 is not for me

[@franceball5696]

German Mapper i'm love you germany

[@official-uz7up]

france ball OOOOOO!!! Love couple!!!!!! I love Spain From Italy

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

The M4 Sherman visible at 0:41 was retired from US service in 1957.

[@Ewalter3935]

norway is always first!!! ;)

[@tabe3263]

norwegian pyro no.

[@Rasmusnilsenbie]

No matter the situation we always Get first, suck that spain and america

[@ThePatrioticScotsman]

Actually in the last bit there should of been: Australia New Zealand Iceland Scotland Canada Greenland

[@lchang1326]

Yup

[@giatiexwkanali2750]

Switzerland too

[@janadam7288]

germany big

[@mitchmattwilliamson516]

Gormony in debt after Gorman impir Oka???

[@fullmetalshrimp2513]

I can confirm that old men here scream 'OI YER DRIVING ON ME TAYTOES' and not 'GET OFF MY LAWN'

[@neonspectre3540]

What's up with the europoors?

[@Randomdude-dm7wb]

I like how Russia is considered not a Europoor when Germany, france and the UK are considered europoors but are way richer.

[@erikh5865]

It's because size is relative. Did you read the title of the comic? c:

[@Goofyahhperson22]

Btw France said when she said like: mon amour she said "My love" lol

[@armymenstopmotion8440]

At least it follows polandball rules.

[@armymenstopmotion8440]

OILLAND

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

Army Men Stop Motion Nope, circle tools.

when you get "the help" for free because otherwise society as we know it collapses because someone thought it would be funny to make a spelling error

[@awasp6344]

1:04 Shouldnt the US Be the biggest......? right....?

[@brothyjay9195]

No USA is the 4th largest

[@awasp6344]

Brothy Jay #LogsEqualLife Why? it should be for military power, not land size.

[@brothyjay9195]

+A Wasp actually in most of countryball series their size is based on land size

[@trollfacev2_]

use is 3rd largest

[@awasp6344]

TrollFaceEpikFace yes its slightly bigger then canada.

[@judiepie]

sealand should be at the table of unhated nations

[@marcusmohr9179]

Sky Rider ???

[@marcusmohr9179]

Nah

[@what_have_you_done]

Not a real nation.

[@DungNguyen-ww1ki]

He's there but no one see him.

[@nicholasloremann4741]

Get rekt USA

[@Ewalter3935]

hahahahhaha

[@M1985ist]

I saw Norway and I understand because i'm from Norway

[@NotAnAlex_Guy]

1:10 USA: What’s Up With The Europoors? Russia: ? China: (translation) I don’t know

[@joepamplin1987]

Greenland is a glacier Iceland Is a tropical paradise mars/the red planet is blue land and the Vikings found all of them

[@aquamon1687]

Reichtangle: "GERMANY STRONK!" US: "Dude, we are about hex-double your size."

[@groovehorn66cod14]

Its funny that USA, Russia, and China, are confused with the Europeans when those three are huge

[@Shuyudecatte]

Portugal: wait mars has spises? Portugal on mars with the boats to masians: buenas dinas prepare to be slavevz

[@jackmack4181]

The last video I don’t know if I should be happy or sad

[@gr8jason806]

1:32 accurate Canada is the only unheated country in the world

[@philtheanimatorriceyass3619]

1:01 R E I C H Z I L L A

[@joleena.k7464]

Awwww why don't anyone want to go to Canada's meeting it is so sad like I am not emotional but Canada is my fav character he is adorable omg everyone needs to feel the same about Canada right like i would go to the meeting If I was a polandball

[@neptunefun]

What China said is: I don't know. How do I know this? Boi I'm Chinese

[@worldwarfanatic6646]

neptunefun me too!!!! *GASP* u robloxian too? OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF

[@vinestaffery]

1:36 Me: Oh, it's Canada! Nice to know he isn't a hated country. My sister: *where's new zealand?*

[@beepboop9848]

size is relative was fucking legendary

[@belattai9435]

Basically Canada and all the countries in Oceania are unhated

[@nobody-pr7fg]

To be fair, I think America would know who it's real mother is, as in ireland

[@emjawee6563]

Danish transelation: I have no shitting idea What stands in the cartoon.

[@badrone2046]

0:31 FINALLY SOMEBODDY KNOWS MY HOME COUNTRY

[@Extra_Pearl317]

Poland I like this 🇵🇱

[@FoapAndGhostMW2]

1:19 So cute

[@Venom-ow8fv]

**sees gerfra** **insert high pitched demonic screeching here**

[@efftohd]

If this was made back in 2014 We would definately be on that Unhated nations meeting.... Seriously we we're rarely getting hate until that little bastard Misha showed up to bring us hate...

[@leftaccount2747]

Filip The Czech Gopnik misha? Who are you talking about? If it's Justin I personally find Stephen worse

[@waltzcanna3528]

I read that as unhat'ed nations anuel meet up. And I just now rewatched it and read it as hated

[@kyra9513]

U CALLED ITALY SMALL NOW WE WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER

[@n00btoprogamingvideos2]

Germany Big, Germany Stronk.

[@kikizmijavci1_0_36]

Poor Oirland they droved over his taytos

[@famoterlhh4993]

Wheres the music for Size is Relative?

[@royaltek]

Poor canada, i guess Bhutan, Nepal, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Lichenstein, San Marino, Vatican city, Monaco, Hong Kong (sorta a country), New Zealand, and SEALAND counldnt make it to the meeting

[@khangle9379]

Germany Big *camera zooms out* Germany*in shocked*: well zis sucks

[@klutzIDV]

1:08-china is saying i don't know

[@Int0xic]

1:25 GOTTEM 👌

[@st3llarmemer111]

On the size is relative animation USA China Russia and Canada are looking through magnifying glasses to see Singapore, Hong Kong, Macau and Vatican City

[@someedgysnipermain5318]

Australia should've been in the meeting of unhated countries

[@josecarlosadiaza9399]

for the uk's sierra in 1961-1917 for France

[@klodrikduck7723]

lol im norwegian. Welcome To Blueland!

[@Milozz00]

What would happen if a country and another country had war on the moon-

[@IMCYT]

1:09 China says "i don't know"

[@DJFlare84]

"Europoors". Lmao ... wait, where's the UK?

[@reiryghts639]

in a way the Europeans are still somewhat of a super power not a big as China, U.S, Russia (India is becoming one) but they are still up there

[@dadjgamez7351]

Norway says velkommen til blåland

[@georgeisinyourbankaccount4236]

Germany has debts to Greece 360.000.000.000 for ww1 and ww2

[@personmcdudeguy4576]

Germany trying to play big time

[@pinklatte8696]

Rip Cananda at the end

[@ilikehistorysoimwatchingth1006]

Oil land Saudi Arabia: Welcome all to Oil land! Where instead of water for a normal boring water park, we replaced it with oil! America: HERES THE MONEY FOR THE TICKET JUST LET ME IN *gets in* Saudi Arabia: ....