I Remade the Oldest Horror Game

[@PolyMarsLIVE]

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[@sylverize]

Nuh uh

[@theinkblobcrown1889]

Ok

[@Thesecretfriends985]

😮

[@rodgames1237]

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[@CrappelSauceYT]

This isn't the first time this game has been remade, lol. It was remade for the 50th anniversary of Atari.

[@YourToast]

HAHA!!

[@manymore6588]

That's 2031

[@dwightdeisenhower53]

@@manymore6588 what is your math

[@Killerking0310]

@@dwightdeisenhower53I think he mistook the games release date for the ataris and added 50 on that.

[@Drank-drank]

he meant HORROR games not games in general

[@joshualedbetter879]

While I agree that "Haunted House" didn't exactly age well, the sequel "Return to Haunted House" kind of does. It plays less like the original and more like "Adventure", another Atari game, but with darker colors. Some of the limitations of the Atari actually make the game more terrifying, such as the minimalistic graphics and the sprite flickering recreates the horror trope of lights turning on and off. So, while it may not be as good as some modern horror titles, I would recommend "Return to Haunted House" just to try.

[@legthieff]

the eyes look like the minecraft frogspawn texture. look at the original game’s player texture, then minecraft frogspawn.

[@joshualedbetter879]

@@legthieff I hate that you're right

[@SubzeroGtagVr]

This man wrote his school essay 💀

[@VaderTheWhite]

As someone who adores Adventure, I wanna play it

[@Wateisgood]

7:03

[@Catscratch-iy2gf]

Love how he complained about the bad sound effects for the original and then didn't even bother to add a sound for the jumpscare in the "remake"

[@DR4XTheGame]

Yeah, this highlights something I quite dislike about all these "i remade blah in blah" videos, you created a small part of the game, you missed most of the mechnaics and your monster variety was very low. If it were a real actual remake you would have added all the monsters and all the mechanics (that work in a 3d environment)

[@fallenking9807]

​@@DR4XTheGamei think your english broke mid sentence 🗿

[@DR4XTheGame]

@@fallenking9807 typos lol. The typos are now fixed.

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[@puggington1234]

Am I the only one who saw "You escaped with Olives" instead of "You escaped with 0 lives"?

[@Forestfox36]

I saw that too

[@CBPositive-rk5qp]

Bro me too

[@JeromeMillion]

Same here 🤣 ! Spaces are indeed important 🤣 !

[@-eggyweggyandfriends-]

same

[@WhatAboutDustbunny]

Nope

[@masterofbloopers]

"You escaped the mansion with 0lives." It wasn't an urn after all. It was a jar of olives.

[@Dargonhuman]

"I've got a jar of olives, I've got a jar of olives, I've got a jar of olives!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, probably.

[@OldVHSTapefrom-wo7qh]

Now to keep on theme, you should try remaking the horror game "3D Monster Maze" for the Sinclair ZX81 that also came out in that same year. It should be even easier to do. Only one creature hunts you down (a big T-Rex) and the level is one big maze that you have to find the exit for. So its a player, inside a maze, with a dinosaur chasing you.

[@fehimfetai6577]

Yes 👍👍👍

[@simplytoast1086]

you actually just have to wait long enough

[@EnderArlo]

Mah boy Rex wants to be remade next

[@Other_OneOfTheWitches]

The fact that you remade the full game even with 10+ rooms is so fantastic

[@trolldecai6874]

hi liam hfjone

[@FijianYoutuber]

Liam plecak real??

[@waybackinthe1980s]

are you and bryce still dating

[@entesarsalmanaarabi]

Glitch scp

[@DR4XTheGame]

He didnt though, as the guy says at the end, he removed thr atcual mechanics, didnt have the full variety of monsters, the keys or the traps etc.

[@soleclipse8187]

Hey polymars, so recently I watched a tiktok that had something called "8d" audio and it was a person knocking on a door. Basically what this "8d" audio does is it makes it sound like somebody is in the room with it and it is incredibly realistic. There is probably an audio file of it out there somewhere and it is legitimately the scariest jump scare ever. You should use it in a horror game.

[@kyrauniversal]

Impressive. Although, you missed the keys, hidden doors, ghosts. You could've taken it further, all I'm saying.

[@holydoor]

indeed

[@JeromeMillion]

Didn't he say in the first minutes that the sound was horrible and he was going to start with remaking it and then... Didn't add any sound at all in the game 🤣?

[@DamarisPadilla-ki6bc]

Bro forgot about the sound effects

[@databrawlfan]

finally the first horror game being recognized 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@miliLJleo11]

2020 the canny Incident

[@entesarsalmanaarabi]

Don't Don't like that 😒

[@BrohamLincolnpanta-ct4ld]

I can't ignore the image of some teenager from 1981 screaming their head off in their room as a little green bat comes towards them

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

Lol

[@alex_is_my_cat]

@@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6onpc, also im worried for your grandma

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

@@alex_is_my_cat she's fine my mom told me she is broke her neck and she said it's a good part about growing up She ate the cocainee bag btw

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[@ForrestGreene-l1t]

3:08 -body once told me the world is gonna roll me

[@AUDACITY245]

😭😭😭

[@KoolerThanLemons]

wtff😭😭

[@b3u-nEd]

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[@TRE7866]

Finally someone talks about the scariest horror game that ever existed “Haunted House”

[@kuukanz]

kinda crazy how 90% of the things in this video were made from chat gpt or models from other people 😅

[@RocketPoweredBunnies]

Hey for this game u should add sounds to the jumpscare and a screen after like "Better luck next time!" next make it say you escaped with 0 lives instead of 0lives. and finally lower the jumpscare camera . But great game!

[@WeyovLest]

😋olives

[@mozzeralleh]

you escaped with 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[@essakim44]

12:14 🫒

[@manfacetheg]

You escaped with 0 lives ❌️ You escaped with 🫒 ✅️

[@watermeloncatbrodda]

No they should just say you escaped with Olives and then add and olive emoji or if removed (if they update it ever) it should be an easter egg hidden somewhere

[@whitty9877]

I think you play as a pair of eyeballs because the house is so dark you can't see their body or head.

[@wobblyuploadz7419]

I like that there's a conversation in the stream chat about how a guy fell asleep on his keyboard and was writing sentences.

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

You're missing the spider and ghost and the light mechanics but pretty cool

[@BronyNumber4096]

And I seem to recall a scepter or necklace or something that's supposed to make you invisible to the enemies.

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

@@BronyNumber4096 yeah, the little wand thing.

[@SissypheanCatboy]

Listen, I'm not trying to be a "hater" here , but its kinda funny how this remake ends up being objectively worse than the original. There's only one slow moving enemy, there's no additional mechanics like the scepter or the locked doors, and its aesthetically not great either. Its been sucked dry of any charm and turned into a slender clone.

[@PonderousEclectica4383]

honestly, this is the whole feeling i had about this video.

[@SissypheanCatboy]

@@PonderousEclectica4383 Yeah I came into it interested just because of the thumbnail, thinking he was going to be doing interesting reinterpretations of the original game, and then in reality it was just...a random model on the marketplace. That plus not even bothering to write chase code definitely gives the vibe he just didn't care.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@SissypheanCatboy Agreed. The longer the video went on, the more it became obvious that this wasn't some massive passion project or even practicing using Unity, it was just "content for the sake of content".

[@dont_mind_myname]

I agree

[@karthiksubramanian7720]

I agree with you

[@Cyberking_]

The only scary thing is your main channel upload schedule

[@quandale-gayming]

I honestly forgot about that

[@denisekyles4299]

"garten of banban, however, is NOT a horror game. *curls finger around trigger* "

[@Normal_-.fish13]

1:09 that random guy getting ignored when saying hi poly

[@JoaomogusGD]

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[@christophercampbell6884]

Yeah... It's almost as if it's impossible to be entertaining while responding to comments simultaneously :/

[@ciayrrrr]

fact: the actual oldest horror game is 3d monster maze so you should make a video about remaking it, and called the video i remade the ACTUAL oldest horror game

[@invisablemaster]

The original still does infact hold up if you love pixel games and 2D games instead of 3D that could crash. And yes I understand that the game is not scary as of today but imagine how scared they where when this game first released (2D One.).

[@sonicdrew]

No way bro said Garden of band Ban Gets you trapped in their immersive world

[@GamerX-2000]

12:15 “You escaped the mansion with 0lives.” 🫒

[@vr_lottle1]

since when tf was there an olive emoji 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

[@GamerX-2000]

@@vr_lottle1 no clue. It’s dumb but fitting for this.

[@GamerX-2000]

@@vr_lottle1 apparently it was first added to Unicode in 2020

[@Emoflapper]

🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

[@Dumbkyonei]

🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 since when the fuck

[@Gengar_Lovediscen]

4:33 Monday left me broken

[@CollisionPlayz]

how did u notice that lol

[@Gengar_Lovediscen]

@@CollisionPlayz i focus on chat LoL

[@CollisionPlayz]

@@Gengar_Lovediscen :P

[@dungquoc8552]

TBH, this just goes to show that old things should never be remade, especially with nothing but stolen assets.

[@nodi1732]

did you know that the "(" creature is actually a bat?

[@Lowquailtyimage]

Yeah probably but bats aren’t scary anymore and I like the creature he made better

[@Jewels_vr]

12:14 i thought it said you escaped with olives but there was no space🤣

[@shakhzunnurainarmanporom4930]

3:49 "Polymars go touch grass" IS WILD

[@moonradio6962]

PolyMars does your game even have SOUND DESIGN!?

[@Rav410]

The bat really pressed e to be reincarnated💀

[@Kawamura2]

I mean, when I was a little child the Atari version was kind of scary, but I think that's just because the sound was so damned loud. I was like 5 or 6 when it came out. Why yes, I am old!

[@Nikolapoleon]

I think the more interesting experiment would be to attempt to make the best, scariest possible horror game for the Atari 2600.

[@serious643]

the fact he references garten of banban as a crowning achievement of horror games as a genre really shows me how little this guy knows

[@noyz-anything]

he's being silly about it actually

[@flarefrog]

it's a joke...

[@serious643]

@@noyz-anything doesn't at all seem that way, it's just another coding zoomertuber hopping onto the latest trends

[@LostGameDev102]

@@serious643 you are a fool

[@Catscratch-iy2gf]

Yeah Garten of Banban isn't bad but it's definitely not anything to draw inspiration from when making a horror game...stick with games that are made with purpose, like Resident Evil or Poppy Playtime

[@SpaceAce770]

I’m so happy you did this, I absolutely love this game and I love it when people talk about it

[@JaceVaofficial]

thank youuu I loved the atari game as a kid, happy to finally see a polished version

[@the_spining_vo]

Honestly the eye balls in the original game is more scarier than the monsters😂😂

[@EveUkr]

“You escaped with 🫒”

[@sousbassement]

3:49 : "polymars go touch grass , that might be useful"

[@Yumiko1xx]

Omg every body wake up and go back to sleep poly mars has posted

[@Amazingnightm4r]

You Play as a Human, but the room is incredibly dark.

[@h0metape]

You've got to give it credit, though. It probably scared a lot of people when it first came out, even if it seems mediocre today.

[@zoiavasilev2239]

Challenge:make a horror game in 50 hours ⌚️💻👾👻

[@Randomstuff-ps2en]

15:10 the way how he just slammed his table

[@Iwatch2019cartoonsobsessively]

I used to play this so much on a compilation of Atari games. I could beat it every time incredibly quickly because my dad taught me how to. I always look back on it, thanks for reminding me of this gem.

[@Robloxplayer7p7]

2:10 GASTER’S THEME??!??!!??!!?!!

[@EggsBenedict-te4nj]

I honestly love remakes of old games. But I do wish that you'd have taken a bit of creative liberty with it rather than just giving it a fancy look. Like make the floors look different each time with furniture and things. But I do understand why you didn't go this route.

[@dc7710-g6w]

You escaped the mansion with olives.

[@1.koi_fish]

i was genuinely tweaking when he didn't add the other monsters from the og game but overall he did a good job

[@IrfuTuber]

Poly never fails to make our day Mars

[@RivverTheGreatRiv]

Top tier comment

[@SLvoid9]

when i saw the thumbnail i tought it was going to be a remake the one of the first FPS games wich had a sort of dinosaur-monster called rex because the pixel sprite looked like his mouth and when i saw the 3D remake a some sort of bat i just tought "how the hell is this supposed to be a dinosaur" weird shit, apart from that really good video !

[@taiwanesegamer6423]

hah thats funny where did you learn that from? Evolution of horror games 1982-2019 by Cussan? heh

[@SLvoid9]

@@taiwanesegamer6423 i think, i don't really remember but it really was a funny game

[@taiwanesegamer6423]

@@SLvoid9 Maybe go watch the video to confirm your thoughts

[@SLvoid9]

@@taiwanesegamer6423 yeah i'll do that

[@elliottdm1019]

game: you escaped the mansion with olives me: thanks, I need a snack after all that running

[@fantasticsquid2065]

One of my favourite things about this game is the walking sound. When I'm playing I just hear, "tap tap tap tap." It's kind of funny.

[@sergiofortuna5370]

I agree Whit the horror reviewer,change my mind.

[@Gavigibrocadst808]

Interesting…as an average Atari fan this is one of the popular games despite it feeling like Zelda & me not understanding a single thing & can you blame them…after all this was the first horror game witch itself was made on the first ever home console in history & also had a remake on the Atari 50 Anniversary game witch is also used to find hidden other old Atari game witch was pretty understandable & even has a jumpscare that…isn’t that scary later on…even if it…scared me but WE still rate it a 10/10 for bring a very old game back. -Mr. G =]

[@EinXTRAZ]

I love the LBP sounds ❤

[@Wesker113A]

That ending tho 😂😂😂😂😂 Never laughed so hard. Such a harsh critic. 🤷‍♂️🙌😂 I think you did wonderful dude! I'd definitely play it. I never even played the original.

[@JeromeMillion]

I really liked your content when I discovered you in one of the videos from Vimlark. Your style and the games you were making were really nice I thought. But to be honest recently your content is kinda becoming the same thing over and over again, especially with the horror genre. How many times are you going to remake a Slenderman-like. Horror is not that shallow and it's not alway about jumpscares. I'm glad there is an audience for that and you find success. I'm sure that tons of people like the "forced cringe" and the Dani-but-not-really style but in my opinion - and it's only my opinion, not a mean critic or an attack on you or the fanbase - I'm really sure that you can make better games than that, that you can do different things and not just become the guy who just does crappy games but in a kinda goofy way. That said, I will always be hoping to see you in collaborations with guys like Vimlark, Blackthorn and others. You can defnitely create cool stuff, of that I'm sure 💪!

[@browntint]

ya i feel you

[@user1677]

agree

[@Ykwia156]

Yap

[@T-P-M_405]

The green thing looks like a spore creation

[@DumbBunny5328]

This isn’t the first horror game. The first was 3D monster maze for the ZX81 computer which came out a year earlier.

[@trouslinabone]

I was looking for this comment. It was bugging me so much. I clicked on this video hoping for a remake of that, got very sad when it wasn't.

[@SolumTV]

i watched this video yesterday then went to bed and had a dream i was stuck in that house being chased by that bat. thanks alot for that.

[@Bob_is_back_for_death]

“You have escaped the mansion with olives” got me cracked up💀

[@Ezzyplanet]

150 likes on polymars let’s go.

[@wolfy6932]

GO GO Poly Mars!!!

[@Minutegamingmaster-xw2gx]

Dude when it says you escaped with 0 lovelies it looks like it says you escaped with olivies

[@AmbiguousAndy]

Monster Maze (December 1981) was the first horror game and it's basically the current state of the backrooms.

[@sokabl64]

yeah garten of banban totally captured me in its world

[@TantoFaz13]

This is an interesting idea, but the massive disrespect that this guy has for the source material is very off putting. Maybe try to make a game with technology from the 70's for a very limited hardware, without using chatgpt and see what you can come up with. For the time, and even now, this is a very decent game.

[@Wyatt_VR_GT]

5:38 you rlly sure bout him not using chat gpt??

[@theomegameep6570]

You’re trying to tell me (in the description) that Garten of Ban Ban is known for its immersive world?! That’s new info to me.

[@Brunoreacts-te1cf]

Fr

[@GDPoptart]

AAAAAH SO SCARYYYYYY

[@iiTzGrizzly]

12:13 “You escaped the mansion with Olives” 😭

[@puppymono999]

"you escaped the mansion with 0 lives" more like 'you escape the mansion with olives"

[@dont_mind_myname]

To be honest, I agree with Fynn's opinion

[@HITI_DEV]

why you dont try to make a unreal game (or you cant do that)

[@xandoog]

Dani reference

[@goho7201]

Lmao how he pit the monster in the thumbnail but blurred it at the first of the vid

[@gaetanomusella6868]

3:10 the greatest mascot horror game? more like the laziest mascot meme game. >:(

[@Iarahatx]

I bet u can’t even make a game and sissy schoolgrounds was made for a one hour challenge kiddo

[@itsmeglisten]

Bros dictionary didn’t have “sarcasm”

[@Male_MUTO]

Get out of here yapper

[@gaetanomusella6868]

@@Male_MUTO NO U

[@Moyandothers]

Suddenly came lol

[@Squeteza_man_is_cool2]

I think the jump scare for the green bat should’ve been it turned its head and then bites your head off

[@user-q2d]

Yo Bro Do I Have Your Permission To Replicate Sussy SchoolGrounds But Realistic?

[@SpoopyKrown]

12:13 At first I thought the text said "You escaped the mansion with Olives." But it turns out there are no Olives in the vase. It's just that there's no space between the number and the lives.

[@gamerbIoxgd]

stopping kids from saying first

[@Westonizchill]

Second 😏

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First

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[@sophiaward484]

12:13 AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT SAID ESCAPED WITH OLIVES!?

[@fishiswaht]

i dunno

[@hakuizunami6421]

Man i remember when you were a very small channel i am happy to see you grow

[@AxelAxelFFM]

wowee

[@user-xl9rr4nt4z]

firsta commento

[@omerkayradelikara9513]

12.15 "you escaped the mansion with olives" lol

[@Soup-Boot]

You use a lot of ChatGPT and premade assets in these videos... sorry to say but that's kinda lame.

[@SevEvoimaru]

This remake was so bad. Fynn's response was honest. You hitting masochist desk was honest, but funny. Video was fun to watch, NGL.

[@YoBoyChat]

I am a comment.

[@laurencoombs9412]

What?

[@Philippines_k9n]

@YoBoyChat what do you mean

[@AnthonyRamirez-g9j]

No your not

[@llj8612]

I think I've actually played this game (the original not the remake) on the little Atari that my grandpa gave to me and my siblings it was a thing where it just had a bunch of games already built in Edited cause of spelling mistake

[@sylverize]

Dont like this comment please

[@Ghostfighter453]

I like how the subscribe thingy in the video sounds like an lbp sound effect

[@beavercontrol1743]

good video but please, stop making it in the brainrot style with the mr beast subtitles and hard jumpcuts every 2 seconds

[@Idk436-o3j]

I was expecting more from this remake haunted house is my favorite Atari game but it was still impressive none the less

[@CRT_YT]

this looks worse than the original lmao

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

Pretty sure the first one was the maze chase with the dinosaur in it.

[@taiwanesegamer6423]

😂OMG thats so funny where did you learn that from Evolution of horror games 1982-2019?

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

@@taiwanesegamer6423 no, I was bored so I looked it up.

[@NMP_VR]

I liked my own comment

[@your_moderator]

And I like your comment

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And I liked my comment

[@lbmrichyt]

And I don’t really care…

[@NMP_VR]

@@lbmrichyt about your life

[@lbmrichyt]

@@NMP_VR that’s crazy bro hitting me with the 3rd grade comebacks!!!

[@MacDurrey]

Game of the year right here