hardcore minecraft but i can't do anything right

hardcore minecraft but i can't do anything right
hardcore minecraft series: bit.ly/3ejkEqp | Twitter: / poofesure
Twitch: / poofesure | Insta: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

spoisonous spiders

[@eazyftw7657]

spiders spoisonous

[@sorenlarson8139]

Poopoo

[@reece3059]

the liberals

[@dylanh9188]

Poof i can ship you a poop sock if you want

[@YeS-nc3of]

Yes

[@ddsvelder9866]

Levels of Poofesure anger: Mild frustration Screaming Maniacal laughter Screaming pt 2 electric boogaloo Silence

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

Dødsvelder and him beating me or other Wii remotes on his desk

[@amanda-rf1hv]

you cant forget... *RITAAAAA*

[@ddsvelder9866]

@@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767 That's part of level 4

[@ddsvelder9866]

@@amanda-rf1hv Rita: goes to her favorite wing shop Poof: peace was never an option

[@pomegranate10017]

there is also: 🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴🅴

[@joshdomerese1789]

i counted he said poop land 27 times

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Be quiet in the discord server

[@AFrame06]

Josh Domerese k hank

[@tubzae3882]

who asked

[@Platoony_Ballony]

Killua Zoldyck I did

[@massive_dick_gaming]

Poopland

[@jgonsalves22]

Poof: “i don’t know how to say Spanish in diamonds” Me: 🤨

[@taladro.percutor.electrico555]

Do you speak spanish?

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Andres Sánchez what

[@taladro.percutor.electrico555]

@@tryhard_gamer2368 what

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Andres Sánchez how r u

[@taladro.percutor.electrico555]

@@tryhard_gamer2368 fine and u? (Literality I'm Come to learn and improve my english xd)

[@jackwheelock3468]

“Wow he dropped his frickin salad”-Poofesure 16:00 as enderman drops his sand

[@roadrollarequiem8560]

Congrats you found the joke

[@tylermccaine5445]

Road Rolla Requiem 😂

[@urmanthenascarfan5847]

Nice profile picture

[@shanevibezzz]

"I dont know how to say Spanish in diamonds" -poof 2020

[@meowross3580]

Ur profile pic is cute ❤️

[@shanevibezzz]

@@meowross3580 thank you 😁 I saw it as a thumbnail for an LGBTQ+ tiktok comp and I really liked it so I went hunting and found it

[@maqueragallegosmayteantuan9127]

Diamantes xd

[@nataliehernandez9691]

f l o p / W- why is that a thing??

[@shanevibezzz]

@@nataliehernandez9691 ?? Not completely sure what you meant by that. Could you clarify?

[@jtg6052]

lol ive only started watching 30 seconds in and he types the world name where the seed has to go. i already know this is gonna be interesting.

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Hello everyone

[@pearasolalipdreedips]

100th like

[@pearasolalipdreedips]

Game_head 1230 and who are you?

[@reserine.]

plotmtwist: it is

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Rocky who are you

[@jcp6]

2:37 Poofesure living his dream being in a sitcom like iCarly

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Hi everyone

[@tubzae3882]

who asked

[@thecatalyst3808]

G I B B Y

[@sheshe6316]

@@tryhard_gamer2368 hi

[@notYourBro44]

@@tubzae3882 Who cares

[@trafalgar_laws_wife]

This got edited fast. You streamed this yesterday

[@encryptedjc1772]

I’m pretty sure he knows he streamed yesterday, no need to tell him

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

EncryptedJc 😂😂shut up man

[@EtherealRE4]

@@encryptedjc1772 oh sweetie no

[@Wickssss]

EncryptedJc stfuuu

[@encryptedjc1772]

Don’t get triggered alright lmaoo

[@dasclarinet]

7:22- he’s going fast on that motorcycle

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

Dalton Schulz n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no

[@tubzae3882]

who asked

[@hiiquality]

Killua Zoldyck bruh imagine having an anime profile picture and telling someone who asked

[@tubzae3882]

@@hiiquality anime is good lol

[@hiiquality]

​@@tubzae3882 i would agree if you were 13+ but you sound around 6 so im just sayin

[@NoVaVoid]

10:46 "Don't pig take carrots, Now I gotta find carrots" Next scene you see 4 porkchops

[@wah--]

Poof: *Splat* Anchovy: *wAmP, WaMp, wAMp.*

[@wah--]

@Jesse Miller anchovy. The fish.

[@amarigrover2685]

WILLYOUCUTTHATOUT?!!

[@eliasmitrokostas5411]

I love the entire 360 that Poof does everytime there’s a creeper sound. It’s like, of course why try to defend yourself or dodge when you can spin in place and scream

[@jcp6]

14:50 “We suffered for nothing...”🥺 Audience: *HAHAHAHAHHAHA*

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Hello everyone 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@catsareyes6446]

Stop using emojis, you brain-dead rocks.

[@williamhermansente2252]

2:20 Poof: Gets scared by the ghast scream. Sheep: Starts laughing 😂

[@masseymemedealer7906]

The second I saw that enderman, I knew it was all over...

[@pat_mc_flat]

Creeper sound:plays Poof: does a 360

[@tylermccaine5445]

Wii Sports Bowling Background People: Jumps and Spins.

[@elenilove2125]

“I don’t like poisonous spiders” *proceeds to go where all of them are*

[@leobosch]

We saw that happened lol????? Sooooo why you saying it like we don’t know 😂🧐🧐🧐🤦‍♂️🚫

[@5UPREP1CG4MER]

suprised leo wasnt attacked

[@marijn5042]

Play Mario kart 8 deluxe on Nintendo switch, the ultimate rage lol

[@Emanresuu]

no smash ultimate online lol

[@Arawsc5766]

No: Mk8dx online

[@aceofflame5938]

Or MaRiO kArT wIi!!!!!

[@danewilson7883]

AceOfSpades 593 e

[@Helix-2632]

200 cc?!

[@randomgkyo]

14:16 I'm glad he sacrificed himself to make that joke

[@goatcheese7136]

Imagine Dream vs Poofesure in Minecraft manhunt 💀

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Multi fandom Potato dude why did u comment three times

[@flaymaura]

YESS PLEASEEE

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Multi fandom Potato 😭😭Bc what

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

F P whoa sus Jonny

[@_nxtalie_]

That would be a lot of bleeps in dreams vid then😂😂

[@peebisschtank]

"I don't know how to say Spanish in diamonds" ah yes the forbidden language

[@alishfn]

Me: *sees the thumbnail* Also me: *Oh sh*t*

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Scummy username

[@123leoc3]

I don’t respect people with these usernames and profile pics

[@guyz1204]

69420

[@123leoc3]

Turtle Caster YES

[@dantefr]

Don't tell me the people criticizing him are the same ones who liked the comment.

[@Paulie_Geelie]

Mechanic: Can you describe the noise your car is making? Me: 7:24

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

7:21 Me trying to start my motorcycle

[@stoopidkyle602]

Death from first hardcore world: Enderman Death from second hardcore mode: Also Enderman Coincidence? I think *NOT.*

[@nvhryb3074]

Poofesure: (4:55) "I don't wan't to fuck with spiders i hate spiders, spider and skeletons." wait til he sees a spider jockey.

[@tirzahlael]

I was watching this video on the TV, on yt for the TV you can read and like comments but you can't reply. I felt heart broken. Your comment was the only one that made me outright laugh. So I've found your comment on my phone to tell you that the one joke you made 3 years ago some random person found extremely funny and had to let you know.

[@The__Interloper]

Literally every reaction he has towards the cave spiders are all justified

[@rickarderiksson6982]

10:28 “I don’t know how to spay... say Spanish is diamonds...”

[@HevinKart]

Not what he said lol

[@rickarderiksson6982]

@@HevinKart what did he say then? Idiot

[@HevinKart]

@@rickarderiksson6982 not “is” idiot “in”

[@rickarderiksson6982]

@@HevinKart one fucking letter... typo then

[@larrytheIobster]

Here’s a fun game: Take a shot every time Poof says “poop land”

[@frijoles82]

“I don’t know how to say Spanish in diamonds” Amateur I speak diamond my self 😎

[@catsareyes6446]

Don’t use emojis again.

[@frijoles82]

your parents don’t love you

[@microooo]

Imagine using emojis

[@fernando5230]

@@microooo you must be a redditor

[@stopreadingmyusernamebroth9090]

“I don’t know how to say Spanish in Diamonds” Poofesure 2020

[@jamalthadon819]

Juan Chavez Cmon it’s 2020 everyone should be able speak fluent Diamond

[@stopreadingmyusernamebroth9090]

JamalThaDon lol

[@Arawsc5766]

When you get to our room in tomodachi life, keep it hardcore ;)

[@CirclesnSquares4990]

.

[@monkeyloader9440]

Harder beefboss harder

[@solarsummer]

.

[@Arawsc5766]

@daniel laguatan if you want

[@loganarp9060]

What?

[@craftybros1649]

"We suffered for nothing" *Laughs* Wow thanks for the likes, I've never gotten that much before

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

What 😑🤨🧐

[@andrewkluepfel7650]

What 😑🤨🧐

[@miiyauh]

What 😑🤨🧐

[@wangtheslang4316]

No I get it. 2020 is revenge for all our bad choices

[@gamermike111]

No you all ALL OF YOU REPLIEING WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO THEN YOU GET THE JOKE

[@relser187]

14:42 has gotta be the best part, especially with the timing of that comment that came in with the sound effect a few seconds later

[@ericc2198]

he keeps saying “skellington” 😭😭😭 ITS SKELETON 😭😭

[@unsatisfied9639]

The “big room” in the mineshaft is the starting room, mineshaft generations always start with that room

[@snifferrr]

oooh ive actually always wondered that thank you

[@z.tuv1]

Now THIS is the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos, and I'm damn proud of it too

[@TheObliterator]

I hope everyone has a amazing day

[@monke3898]

Same

[@dantefr]

It's called notifications.

[@kerlmurx1521]

6:43 *Plays shit noise Poof: Not very afraid Cave: Shits out spider

[@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS]

One of my pet peeves of minecraft is the biome rarity. Sure it feels great once you finally find a rare biome but holy hell some of them are just so unlikely to come across. I've never found a badlands biome or red desert biome without loading a seed where you spawn near one. I remember when it was fairly common to come across jungles now I barely find them. Meanwhile vast oceans, birch forests, mountains, and savannas are everywhere. Makes the game so boring

[@masonf2991]

True fr, every fucking spawn now for me is a forest 😢

[@UWot_M8]

“I don’t know how to say Spanish in diamonds”

[@csq_isandit5041]

Diamantes

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Darth_ Vader993 :v what

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

no spaces22 what same

[@furball7u748]

@@csq_isandit5041 DIAMANTESSSSS

[@danielmirabal8877]

Poofesure is the key to my happiness

[@GrimePeepers]

True

[@4jspa286]

I like how when the first creeper sound played your first instinct was to shake your hand violently instead of running

[@ethanwhite5462]

We suffered for nothing *laughing track* 14:52

[@LegendaryApe37]

You should do a challenge where you gotta beat the game without diamonds. (If he can beat the game in general) ;)

[@beafraid2951]

Diamonds really aren't that much of an upgrade.. to take out the dragon all you need is a water bucket, tons of arrows, and a crossbow or even just a normal bow is fine Golden apples help 🤷‍♀️

[@LegendaryApe37]

Beaf raid ,True , but if we’re talking poofesure, it’s a whole new story about that.😂

[@_jaydoe]

If u wanna see poofesure rage go up I suggest u make him do it

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

Legendary Ape *Downloads emerald mod*

[@LegendaryApe37]

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside lol 😂

[@lannaray6326]

His little spins every time mob sounds play are what’s made my day

[@AliHbear]

Poofesure: (Looks at enderman) Enderman: So you have chosen death

[@AuricomXF]

Everyone: **laughing at how he gets scared by the creeper donation noise** Me, an intellectual: **wondering how high the DPI on his mouse is**

[@squidwardstesticles5914]

I like to imagine it’s really low, he just moves his whole upper body when he hears it

[@Caroline-tb8eh]

outellectual

[@petvee6375]

Ah yes, I'm an intellectual because I think of how high someone's mouse dpi is. Epic gamer 😎

[@lolidk5738]

@@petvee6375 what the fuck is a dpi

[@heavenisntreal]

@@lolidk5738 i believe its like a setting that lets you control/choose how sensitive or fast you want the mouse cursor to move

[@toiletpaper01]

“poopland”

[@aunttim2318]

8:23 congrats on finding the zoom button👍😂

[@ArtieArchives]

4:00 Funniest clip so far

[@acxgr6457]

“I dont know how to say *spanish in diamonds*” -Poof 2020

[@wyattalbert7617]

6:24 “Do a backflip”

[@awaddlingpenguin9485]

Woah, i never been this early in a video

[@clueles_9308]

Same... I feel special

[@turbodog9419]

same

[@fl0pZ3]

same sis

[@gundymetre7571]

Qqqqqqqqqqqq

[@CMoneyOB]

Not same, I’ve been way earlier before

[@rbsgyble3430]

I have never in my entire life heard anyone call the hunger bar corn dogs. Those are CHICKEN LEGS.

[@ArtieArchives]

7:19 When you have double-sided homework.

[@potatoes113]

the enderman is just slenderman with pure black skin,purple eyes,and naked lol

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

Hello everyone

[@everythingthrice2582]

2:26 *_the sheep laughed at you Poofesure_*

[@caseyjacobson2994]

7:34 when a start up my 26 and a half year old lawn mower

[@nicholasdiehl7368]

The laughter is so good at its place

[@furiousdgaming1336]

69k veiws and 6.9k likes Im going to enjoy this moment

[@davidedupm1321]

Hope this series continues

[@lannaray6326]

8:14 -THATS what she said😌

[@abigailhughes9313]

10:28 “dont know how to say Spanish in diamonds”

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

10:28 Diamonds is diamantes in Spanish. From, a Cubano

[@montebee_]

just from the thumbnail i can tell this is a disaster

[@aquawrld]

Poisonous spiders are the real end boss.

[@rkyve9]

Endermen are Poofesure’s kryptonite

[@jenniferbaker4967]

5:22 did he just call the hunger bar a corn dog?

[@xxxxxx3547]

I love how he died the same way he did in his last run

[@hockeyfs705]

7:19 the lawnmower starting up

[@fartinhaler72]

"we suffered for nothing" *laugh track*

[@nathanllamas3387]

When you’re early but you can’t think of anything cleaver to the video unless you watch it first

[@craftybros1649]

*clever

Nathan Llamas This doesn’t make sense grammatically.

[@nathanllamas3387]

GraySteel Gaming I was typing way too fast to give any single fucks, it’s so bad it looks like my dad typed it my bad

[@MattTheCommenter]

wait whats the difference

[@lydnelson]

Nobody: Not even the creepers: Poof: “Where’s the zOOm?”

[@ethantubb2143]

OMG I love your hardcore Minecraft please do more

[@ianfromwiisports]

Last time I was this early, first comments weren’t around.

[@dandiestblock3967]

I love watching him play minecraft because im basically the same🤣. Your vids are great. Keep up the good work👍.

[@unxcool4125]

we need more of this

[@bellarainy]

I appreciate Poof's ad placement in videos.

[@emileecash9406]

Go onnnnn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WOOO LET'S GET THIS DEAD MONTAGE ROLLIN BABY WOOOOO

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

You don’t do anything right. Always resulted in my death

[@raymond_dont_cry3451]

Dont you hate it when those damn endermen drop their salad all over your minecraft world

[@bandaidjam]

“we suffered for nothing” *laugh track*

[@brooke3641]

Me:sees video from 6 minutes ago Video:One tree Island UwUz

[@clawag]

UwU

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

clawag hi sir

[@clawag]

Game_head 1230 hello sir

[@tryhard_gamer2368]

clawag Hyb sir

[@clawag]

Game_head 1230 Happy Wednesday Good sir

[@planetcoppteryt5159]

I love when He gets scared no offense

[@bawxo682]

Tip on slaying Endermen: you must go to a space (mainly under a tree) that is only 2 blocks tall and 2 blocks away to be safe, as the Enderman can't reach you there and can't fit through 2 blocks high spaces.

[@JaredTheBro]

"Yeah, that was pretty hilarious wasn't it...thanks crowd." (Slowly going insane from sound effects)

[@molliedifazio1605]

so, when’s the next tomodachi life episode coming out?

[@eliseschmidt9066]

I LOVE U(first)

[@zombienate2796]

Robert E. O. Speedwagon thanks speeeeeeed wagooon

[@rhonamaeferolino6301]

"It seems like we're on an island, with one tree" **laughs in Kikoskia**

[@kbmusickal3512]

That one tree is honestly a whole mood.

[@Um_Kaye]

Poof: *hears creeper noise* Also Poof: *camera moving intensifies*

[@itsallforpele]

Poof: **names island poopland** Me: **Poof playing ACCF flashbacks**

[@christianeroh6687]

poofesure: finds the one thing to his advantage Also poofesure: im not ready for this *sad mineshaft noises

[@BillBelichicksFacePalm]

No one: Michael Jackson: 8:09

[@ImThePerson0]

I couldn’t have been the only one yelling at him to use the shield against the Enderman

[@Kabble1]

Poofesure was slain by Enderman twice in hardcore mode

[@Chriscopter50]

6:51 THAT DAMN SPIDER

[@kaimykatz]

The twitch bit sound effects add a whole other layer to this