the most painful sport to go pro in on wii sports resort

the most painful sport to go pro in on wii sports resort
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

i hate bikes

[@BigTank1027]

beef boss

[@Jack_Spl3]

Me too 😭

[@paulwiley8279]

I break bikes

[@squirtleman9314]

i dont

[@BulletproofSVBW]

oof poof

[@torakunoichi]

I love the idea that there’s a dude delivering pizza to the island people as his job and he just accidentally got entered into a race doing his job

[@windykingdom6153]

Would make a good movie

[@madladsans9679]

Definitely a Mr bean movie if I’ve ever heard one

[@xphxntomx]

Takumi Fujiwara be like:

[@sadmac356]

This feels a bit like Lego Island

[@fluke2404]

basically initial d if you’ve ever watched it😭

[@sodadrink8363]

I don’t know why seeing “beef boss” painted on a road 5 times is so hilarious to me but here we are anyway

[@MuseOfTheMoose]

I know bro, if I was drinking something I woulda spat it out 💀

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree, man.

[@opalyasu7159]

it might be one of those "in memoriam" roads (those highways that say that they're dedicated to some guy who you barely know), which means that the game predicted beef boss dying by falling off the ledge

[@umjammereddy]

i wasn’t even laughing until i read this comment i watched some other people play it, and it says the name of whatever mii you are playing on there

[@borjagonzalez97]

Bc in cyclings pros tournaments and cups like Tour de France people painted the roads with names of cyclist who they root

[@benji6325]

It's crazy how every subsequent sport ends up being more painful than the last

[@opalyasu7159]

yeah but at least cycling has that kickass flamenco music

[@gaminggolurk]

Can't wait for air sports

[@Poofesure]

@@opalyasu7159 its only redeeming quality

[@MrBroIsGod]

​@@Poofesure hi

[@iLuvyouiHateyou]

Real tho

[@ultraftriv9261]

I like how the stamina is represented with hearts, like the game’s implying that if Beef Boss peddles a little too hard his heart will explode

[@Slurpee_Burger]

no

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

Do you mean his tomatos? Proofesure should try to make a ideo of Beef Bosses' anatomy

[@StarlightNkyra]

It's just poofsure pointing at a picture of beef boss on a whiteboard, thoroughly explaining the intricacies of a cheeseburger, but then on just a random part, like the pickles, he just gets way too passionate about it and pile drives a stick into the whiteboard.

[@yuha3077]

The way he never looks at the controls and complains for EVERY single thing he plays is a highlight

[@amethyphoenix]

It's just prime poofesure at this point, and he'll never learn. Never.

[@yuha3077]

@@amethyphoenix Yep that’s what makes it entertaining knowing that he’s the one who doesn’t know anything when he plays something

[@amethyphoenix]

@@yuha3077 When his problems could magically disappear if he just took... 30 seconds... and read the dang tutorials

[@windetta551]

​@amethyphoenix It's even better when he's being told what to do like when he plays an F naf game!

[@tommymaxey2665]

That Pelaton monolog was very deep and moving

[@Jakewebmaster8]

Fun fact: Anna is actually the champion of biking in Wii Sports Resort.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I didn’t know there was a champion for cycling! I mean it’s 30 people at the same time!

[@MeMyselfI__]

Also the first 34 Racers in cycling are considered the Pros And because James and Vincenzo don’t race. The Racer in 99th Place is a randomly generated Mii

[@colewatson4830]

As a kid, I thought it was Fritz.

[@Zele6837]

For island flyover, Poof should try to collect all 80 iPoints.

[@that1toad64]

That was like one of my favorite games in Wii sports resort

[@UnknownAndMysterious]

How about popping all white balloons on day, evening, and night? That took me literally months to do lmfao

[@bagaboiebailey]

at all times of day too 💀

[@Zele6837]

Ooh! I’m doing it already lol

[@Zele6837]

@@that1toad64 5 minutes of pure enjoyment for me!

[@n.k8557]

Is he ever gonna realize that he has to go back to the sports he played as a guest in and go pro AGAIN because guest characters don’t save.

[@manyoustink123]

that doesn't really matter since he has video proof of hitting pro class. No need to redo like that

[@beadyblue]

I don't think he cares, we know he did it still lol

[@danisaurmeow]

he doesnt have to bc its just for videos.

[@nelly6016]

He doesn’t need to, there’s already proof And he’s already going back to to do the alternative modes

[@NFStopsnuf]

@@manyoustink123 did you watch the video

[@FacueroConU]

2:04 “i’m not losing to a-…….I’m not losing to you :)”

[@emma6648]

Bro almost got cancelled

[@lupinsredjacket3191]

Not losing to a what? Not losing to a WHAT, POOF?! 😅

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Also watched Poof play swordplay where he raged and said a black Mini’s skin was the some colour as his poo-poo @$$hole. That’s definitely not a very nice thing to say…

[@braydentaylor4639]

Poof is literally Tyler from Total Drama. He makes every sport he plays go horribly wrong.

[@wolfstar3883]

EXACTLY! HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS?

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

16:32 - If someone was chasing me, that's EXACTLY how I would say, "GET OUTTA MY WAY!".

[@Mariozilla1]

13:25 I couldn’t stop laughing at those few lines, it was so funny the way he said it.

[@Tails94able]

Stop blowing the whistle at me!

[@lazarsepticpie2292]

Poofesure is the goat for sacrificing his sanity for our entertainmet

[@killershark4456]

2:52 I’m surprised there wasn’t a "ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!!!!" moment Also love how beef boss gets distracted staring at Abby’s ass

[@Deano_MOOD]

12:28 it's a common occurrence in Cycling for at least one CPU Mii to do something odd like that lol

[@majestyaph6227]

Cycling in wii sports gave me carpal tunnel at the ripe age of 6. Never again

[@Bartholomew_Beans]

Nintendo - "its just a stupid cycling game mode no need to make a decent soundtrack Nagamatsu - 🎻🎻 🔥🚲🚲💥

[@PermanentRadiowaves]

poof has never went biking before, yet he's a 10/10 pro at it and gets 1st place every time. I, on the other hand, never fail to fail at biking and get 17th place in every race.

[@Ethyro]

Is it that hard

[@Mysterious-Night]

@@Ethyro no, OP sucks

[@adriananimates7448]

“What can you find in a grocery store?” Me: 1:53

[@SplendidSuperman122]

When you get to air sports please do skydiving and island flyover. Both are good sports which means they’ll make you rage even longer which = more content for you-

[@askenneddy]

He doesn’t have to do Island flyover though because there’s no pro or superstar class. Skydiving also shouldn’t be that difficult but this is poof so I wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow is.

[@SplendidSuperman122]

@@askenneddy That’s why he SHOULD do island flyover- Since there’s no experience the only way he can claim to be pro is he gets ALL THE I POINTS.

[@askenneddy]

@@SplendidSuperman122 That would take forever lmao. Although that means more raging so I’m ok with that.

[@SplendidSuperman122]

@@askenneddy Just imagine him crashing into every small turn and crevice of the island and slowly depleting what little sanity he has-

[@nelly6016]

I like how he’s not even mad he’s just bored as shit

[@acediecast8670]

I love how poof knows the names of every mii lol

[@valdia127]

It says their name in this but he does know a lot of them

[@romeopapa8677]

Not sure if youre aware or if youve done this already but in the wii system settings youre able to lower the wii remotes sensitivity. i think it might be beneficial at least see if it makes a difference in the super exaggerated movements. Anyway great vids poof and keep up the great work! super excited for my Biif remote with Biif motion plus inside and Bunchuk to come in!

[@bubbybumble616]

This was the underrated gem of resort, along with wakeboarding and frisbee golf. I remember playing the whole tour once with a friend and dying of exhaustion.

[@cartercanale1294]

I was hoping for Poof to rage at James and Vincenzo.

[@flaminiarufo3602]

Sameeee especially vincenzo

[@Naltrex]

this brings so many memories of my childhood, i loved cycling in wii sports resort, and i specially liked table tennis

[@GoofyAhhNoobie]

Poof at start: *1st place in almost every course* Poof at end: STOP PUSHING ME, fricking rock..

[@ConnorW8]

he’s surprisingly good at cycling

[@JK-lu8zg]

Hey Poofesure I got a Mario Kart Wii challenge for you. if you beat the normal ghosts in all 32 tracks in time trials and each ghost needs to be beat at a specific time by the way, you’ll unlock Beef boss with Mario clothes. I hope you read this and think about attempting this challenge, I think it would be fun to watch.

[@Polyeith]

You can always go back & do the alternate modes in each game (Swordplay speed slice, basketball 3 pt challenge, table tennis return challenge, etc)

[@ciara.eason13]

13:25 - 14:07 a sad story with an inspirational message.

[@that1toad64]

1:16 "It's like Mario Kart Wii, but with bikes." So, Mario Kart Wii?

[@markymark443]

I was desperately scrolling through looking for this comment because I knew there was couldn't be any way in hell that I was the only one that thought that lmao

[@WhoTookSaltyCabbage]

1:16 "It's like Mario Kart Wii, but bikes" so just Mario Kart Wii

[@hadesKIU]

"It's like Mario Kart Wii but bikes." So it basically IS Mario Kart Wii!

[@gsampson97]

The air sports one is all I played on this game, I loved flying around the island, I'd sit there for hours and play, I even wished I could live at Wuhu island, really wish they would bring it back

[@mxcchiatto]

poof: “i don’t need practice” also poof: *the title

[@StomeAura]

you gotta admit that the drinking sounds whenever your mii lost all three hearts actually made you thirsty

[@NewsofPE]

mii*

[@漠]

definitely

[@StomeAura]

@@NewsofPE oh crap I didn’t realize 😂 I’ve been playin a lot of the sims

[@RhinoHorn7]

air sports is the funnest sport in the game ever by far btw. Theres actualy an entire game focused on air sports (Pilot wings resort)

[@Rollyegg]

I love his whole explanation about bike seats 😂

[@arin4395]

" i don't need practice " your channel is proof you do in fact need practice , poof . i say this out of love lmao thank you 4 sacrificing your sanity , take care !

[@YouAreThatGuy]

2:25 “first of many” great foreshadowing

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

The only good thing about 5:42 is that you get all your hearts back.

[@aimee6584]

5:39 HAHAHA "okay i'm curious"

[@Federou7]

I love wii sports cycling. This was a very enjoyable part of my childhood

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

fun fact: according to abby's mii id, her official birthday is august 30, 2006. this makes abby technically 16 years old... _i realize now that i just made things a lot more awkward..._

[@luigimario7801]

We are going to get pulled over by drunk biking - poofesure

[@TeagansAnti-CringeServices]

My Wii remote is acting weird today When every time I point my Wii remote in the window, the Hand shows up shaking like it’s having a seizure

[@haydenlim601]

I didn’t expect Poof to get 1st place in most of the races

[@haddenwoods4623]

We share a name

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

The game that brought us virtual bowling and tennis also gave us the opportunity to experience some of the most intense sports known to man, including the dreaded Swordplay. And let's face it, trying to go pro in Swordplay on Wii Sports Resort is not for the faint of heart

[@hnitsua]

Imagine if there was an accessory made to put your remote and nunchuck to your legs, keinan might still have a way to break it w his legs.

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

Poofs voice helps me sleep so thx man

[@brett42]

Real

[@lDarkhorsel]

The thing I enjoyed the most about the cycling mini game is the song that plays on the course map screen before the start of the race.

[@Donjuliosmother]

“It’s seems to me this is gonna try to work me out, and I’m not much of a worker outer” *Wii Sports is meant to work you out* 😭

[@LykesonRose]

And the Wii Sports saga continues!

[@gregsoccerman]

The fact that poof got 1st on a race surprised me 😂

[@sawyerf15]

apparently your wiener can fall asleep like your legs according to poof You learn something new everyday

[@Delusionn]

The fact the Wii makes a sport made for your feet be controlled by your hands is just beyond me

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

You can "peddle" the wii remote slightly less harshly, and you'll peddle foward without use a stamina dash or whatever

[@ShuckleII]

Wii games like this hit a graphics sweetspot. Good enough to be nice to the eyes. Bad enough that your expectations are not so high that you look at the graphical inaccuracies and go "oh that isn't realistic".

[@emood2217]

"it's like mario kart wii, with bikes" ....so it's mario kart wii

[@that1toad64]

Dang you beat me to it

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

Nope it is not like Mario kart because there is not three laps and no items with a roulette

[@maddisonrehbein2925]

If poof sees this I hope he does island fly over instead of skydiving when he does air sports. I think it would be more entertaining.

[@kalenmcnamara8711]

12:29 had me dead

[@JosephFornaro]

13:28 is just so poofesure. I thought your page was going for the PG content 😂 However, it is my entertainment KZbinr for sure.

[@Bob_the_Jedi]

Cycling was my favourite sport as a child

[@jaminbowie]

It's always fun watching him play these Wii games because it's clear he didn't grow up playing this Edit: pls peloton stream when

[@PrestonPlourdProjects]

17:09 Poof knows who Jeff Gordon is?! Did not expect that!

[@endergirl1421]

9:05 me yelling at my dog when she eats a paper towel

[@noodlexdoodle]

The way Cycling was my favorite to do as a child lmao

[@Doctor.R_LP]

“Whose dropping Bananas?” Im gonna take a guess it’s either Pierre, Matt or Elisa

[@ionaf9]

if you held me at gunpoint I still couldn't have told you that cycling was in wii sports resort.

[@KiritoNoiharaQuartz]

It's funny how he thinks he can only power pedal the bike and never does the casual pedal.

[@patrickrevoir3690]

If only it was like Road Rash and you could knock Abby off her bike 😂

[@acediecast8670]

yo Pierre you wanna come out here

[@wyattpardue5345]

After watching this, I can genuinely say that this is truly the hardest sport to go pro on in the entire game.

[@mercurysnake274]

It’s not really hard it’s just boring

[@askenneddy]

@@mercurysnake274“Congratulations, you get a whopping 50 points for all of that. But eventually we’ll stop giving you points for 1-stage races so you have to do 3-stage races which give you 100 points even though it should be 150 + a bonus.”

[@mercurysnake274]

@@askenneddy Again, not hard. It just takes forever

[@wyattpardue5345]

The game may be boring, but Poofesure makes it fun

[@AutisticGameGuy]

Imagine getting to Superstar rank in this

[@askenneddy]

And while it eventually stops giving you points for 1-stage races, so you have to do the 3-stage races which give less points as if 1-stage races weren’t already slow enough.

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

I remember playing bicycling in wii sports and I probably got more tired from that then actually doing biking in real life

[@devilish_ashe]

"banana causes beef boss to die" -poofesure, 2023

[@andrescube64]

The longer days race, the more exp

[@MeekahGaming]

Haven't watched yet. Hope he absolutely YEETED a Wii remote

[@katiecave8868]

those few that decided to full send it into the dirty ass river got me

[@gigbobjuice8691]

13:26 why did we need to know this?!?

[@ExtremeCacti]

Petition for Poof to play Go Vacation 😂

[@colewatson4830]

Yeah, Go Vacation is a masterpiece.

[@edwardhyde1886]

THIS

[@welldarn]

9:54 It was tight. But not tight enough. Or- Not too tight... Announcer: N I C E !!!

[@nepiii01]

I remember playing this when it first came out... as a kid, I would just flail my arms until my mii turned blue. I play it now and I get sore after a couple of races, and I wouldn't want to play for a while... 😅

[@SilvercattoOsom]

Imagine if Wii Sports Resort had online multiplayer and you do a bike race with multiple people. Jesus Christ.

[@GamerScottYT]

Famous last words-"okay im curious"

[@kingbrettpro]

At least he was raging, I just wish he'd rage to the point of smashing stuff though.

[@SiebayPlays]

“The Wii remote’s acting extra special today” Oh boy, this can’t be good.

[@mangopanda6933]

i love how he's posting alot more

[@psychxmania]

same here, man. poof is absolutely phenomenal and he deserves the best at all times.

[@speedhawk2133]

4:44 Poof: I thought Pierre from the back was Abby and I was totally looking at his ass. That's an honest mistake right? Sure, poof. 😏

[@Mysterious-Night]

2:04 “Get out of my way, Anna. I’m not losing to a- I’m not losing to you.” 😂

[@mr.stickerton]

“I don’t need practice” Famous last words

[@dcdc8985]

I actually hope this legend has everything he wished because his content helped me through my rough times. keep up the amazing content, man :)

[@Mysterious-Night]

2:54 “ELISA!”

[@Tails94able]

You're running out of breath! Don't over do it!

[@eyelock3d]

5:44 IM FUCKING CRYING

[@Badukazul]

“It’s like Mario Kart Wii but bikes.” Yeah cause there’s no bikes in Mario Kart Wii…lol

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

Wait till he discovers the CPUs get progressively faster as your skill level increases...

[@davis.is.real09]

why does this man only have 2.32M subs