giving rita 2,003 wings because she made me mad on papa's wingeria

giving rita 2,003 wings because she made me mad on papa's wingeria
more papa's: tinyurl.com/y4hh6akr
Twitter: / poofesure | merch: represent.com/store/poofesure
Disc: / discord

[@Poofesure]

ironically, this video is late because it kept crashing when i was trying to render it...

[@imakun8400]

First

[@justafloridian7259]

Only in Michigan

[@rockhardwater6528]

Poofesure do you like my snail 👇 🐌

[@yar3045]

Yes

[@michaelsinner4248]

Wussup

[@saraloney9171]

Imagine if you liked a restaurant so much you went there every day, and one day the chef just screams at you and gives you thousands of wings

[@annapaula290]

Screaming aside, that seems like a good deal

[@realjameskii]

@@annapaula290 except for a bill

[@annapaula290]

@@realjameskii Not if you can follow Rita's example and give him no money

[@Klosop]

Its raw and also thats just tips

[@AceJackWagon885]

Ya tfu

[@averybelle1301]

alternate title: "giving rita salmonella because she made me mad on papa's wingeria"

[@chrispuhara8934]

"Giving Rita salmonella _and_ a sea of BBQ on Papa's Wingeria"

[@actualforestdemon2058]

and diabetes

[@haven6900]

mister dingus I don’t think you understand how diabetes works

[@fancyskull_2329]

@@haven6900 BBQ has high amounts of high fructose corn syrup and sugar

[@user-ft4xn6ll1q]

LOL

[@whyareyoureadingthissmh]

This mans determination to piss off one person who did borderline nothing wrong is honestly impressive

[@Monkerey]

In a video game

[@evobsm2328]

​@@Monkereyyou dont say???? Bruh as if he didnt know

[@erakatt]

@@evobsm2328they were js adding to it who pissed in ur cereal

[@Azmodeuzz]

@@erakattit’s been three weeks bro chill out

[@uselessSam]

@@Azmodeuzz 3 weeks is nothing. the other day i got a notif about some random dude yelling at me for a comment i made 6 years ago.

[@justarandomguy117]

Watching this man lose it over a flash game is fucking amazing

[@kurxxedvv]

real. bro sounds like albertsstuff.

[@rebelfriend8817]

It wasn’t lagging, that was just how long it took for Rita to comprehend what happened

[@hypervalent6868]

Sounds legit

[@theonionsystem7779]

That used to be me so many years ago, it used to take me months to fully realise or process something like I think I was told a joke one day and then it took months until I reacted to it

[@sunshinewabby]

Hehehe 669 likes. Nice.

[@sirfishbroflovski]

969...

[@rebelfriend8817]

Nice, nice

[@danshen3827]

Imagine being hysterically angry because a customer keeps consistently showing up to buy from your establishment.

[@busykitty893]

that is just so funny

[@rhandhom1]

That's just customer service.

[@azryxthefolf6331]

Irl this is honestly the best thing to happen.

[@damaddude3396]

*make them pay 100 fucking dollars*

[@tristanchaplin392]

He was mad bc of her order, not rita herself.

[@NebulaeBee]

Him saying "what do we do to rita" like a crime cartel disposing of a witness has me chuffed

[@spacialdimension]

the best part about the "RITA!" clip at 7:32 is that for a split second before the shop opens (when it says "day 17" at the bottom) you can see Rita waiting right outside the restaurant and then proceed to celebrate when it officially opens for the day.

[@insquadwetrust5419]

Ty for pointing that out that is fucking hilarious 😭😭😭😭

[@RandomPerson-zx8ze]

imagine standing in line for hours on end, hearing the worker in the back manically screaming about the number eleven, and receiving a plate full of two thousand undercooked wings

[@greenkitty1]

No not undercooked, raw

[@madokami03]

@@greenkitty1nah nah they went in the deep fryer. For about 5 seconds 😂

[@gamer546lg5]

Two thousand and THREE wings

[@ungatounpocoextrano6512]

i would eat them

[@kquerl1388]

LMFAO i-

[@souvya]

“Grown man has a mental breakdown because of a kids cooking game”

[@cathreensalas822]

SEVERE MENTAL BREAKDOWN AHAAHAHAHHAHA

[@demdem7946]

SAME LMFAOO

[@imcitiii6857]

A better title

[@heartiiieee]

WGAFJKSFHFHADBGASDBGA LMAOOOOOO

[@s_cabbage2]

That is EXACTLY what I was about to comment. So true.

[@starkiller4557]

7:34 Poor Rita, she probably came in every day because she had a crush on Proofesure. She didn’t deserve this

[@Fanguy54-us4om]

Proofesure had anger issues

[@somerandomdud7926]

​@@Fanguy54-us4om -proofesure- had anger issues poof

[@eatarock]

Men.​@@somerandomdud7926

[@YUO77999]

No poofesure has Wally

[@Fanguy54-us4om]

@@YUO77999 Wally is not even a major character 💀

[@ziggyra4525]

“I’m absolutely dreading doing this” WHO IS FORCING YOU POOF 😭

[@9494_NOT_ME]

Me 😼

[@K92-DDD]

the voices

[@deeznutz5248]

Me

[@JeanMarceaux]

Friendly reminder that a lethal dose of chicken nuggets for an adult human is 413, so this order effectively killed Rita 5 times.

[@FuraFaolox]

but these aren't nuggets

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@FuraFaolox silence

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

@@FuraFaolox hush

[@concretecassowary2862]

Ehrhehehe funny homestuck number

[@microwave8931]

Good, fuck Rita

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

Imagine going to your favorite wingeria for the fifth time this week, ordering your usual, but THIS time, you're stuck waiting upwards of six hours, all the while hearing cursing, sizzling, and the Toreador March from Carmen, seeing other customers waiting impatiently at the counter. All of a sudden, out comes Chuck, reality warping and twisting around him as he live a plate with 2,003 raw, barely sauced chicken wings, and puts them in front of you on your table. Imagine the smell, the world slowing down, the stares of the other customers.

[@ButRedman]

And the award for the funniest comment on this video goes to

[@nightflighttheartist7123]

It was hard for me to read this, I was laughing so god damn hard. Edit: why must this sound sarcastic when I really was fuckin dying of laughter on my bed at 12 in the god damn morning.

[@angellianXIII]

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

[@killerbug05]

This comment hade dead 😂

[@samialvarez5863]

Are y'all ok?

[@oliveregas3878]

imagine you are Rita in this situation. Waiting for your order for several hours while listening to the chef screaming about the number eleven and then giggling maniacally, and a few more hours later the chef walks out from the back with a plate of 2,003 chicken wings with only a tiny amount of sauce on each wing, and the sight of that causes you to rethink your entire life for several minutes. Amazing.

[@shrooms2919]

the real reason u can’t play the papas games on flash anymore 💀

[@SomePerson_Online]

CoolMath Games: 🙂

[@Mrs_Starlight]

Flashpoint: allow me to introduce myself

[@rosyellis14]

POV: you walk into a restaurant to get your daily food and after waiting 6 hours the angry cook walks out with 2,003 raw chicken wings that look like a wreath made of rotting bark

[@hiffahyphae6707]

IM ROLLIMG SO HARD MY SISTERS ARE CONCERNED

[@rosyellis14]

@@hiffahyphae6707 lol

[@chickenboss36]

@@hiffahyphae6707 why didn’t you just edit your comment

[@hiffahyphae6707]

@@chickenboss36 the edit button wasn’t working (it was my iPad being weird) it stopped being weird a few days ago so I’ll just edit it and delete my correction, thx

[@the_knightcatTTv]

Ay I'll take em home cook em and start eating for the winter

[@nicoletti345]

The psychotic laughter each time he winds up the thing to 11 is entertainingly terrifying.

[@loser7619]

Lol that part reminds me being mad at my age I get a phone when I’m 12

[@user-tw9bk9is4l]

EHEHEHEHEHHEEEHAHAH

[@gowonsgirlfriend4862]

@Help Me bruh im 12 and I don't even have a phone

[@montdeochoa_]

@@gowonsgirlfriend4862 thats good

[@chogiwayehet5891]

Ikr for some reason when he started laughing i started laughing and I couldnt stop

[@frogsfoot]

for anyone curious, i sped up the footage of rita eating and rating the wings by 125x and it was still at about 3/4 of the regular cutscene speed. its a miracle this man's entire browser didnt crash

[@johncampeud7788]

Proofesure gave the chicken wings to rita 17:21 Rita finished rating at 31:17

[@PoolAwoken]

damn like 11 minutes

[@Cosmopolantic]

ratings at 21:19

[@ryyyyyyn]

LMFAOO

[@astroze4319]

@@PoolAwoken bro thats 14 lol

[@PoolAwoken]

@@astroze4319 ok bud

[@niallsfavduck8290]

Rita: * trying to comprehend she just got thousands of chicken wings * Frying oil: glub blub

[@miina005]

Haha frying oil goes glub glub

[@anotherdayanotherslay2006]

hahaha it does go glub glub

[@somaika]

hahah glub glub

[@_saphrogy_9623]

glub glub

[@like-a-bosskk5512]

Glub

[@berrymayhem6174]

Rita was standing there not *just* for 6 hours, since the in game time runs significantly faster than real time. Rita could have been standing there for DECADES, if not YEARS, to receive a fucking pile of rotting wings.

[@jermedits6196]

This is fuckin hilarious

[@Facekick48]

undercooked rotten wings at that

[@bananya6020]

a work day in a papa's game seems to be about 8 minutes IRL (round it to 20 for a full day), so 6hrs = 18 days i think

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

@@bananya6020 she really wanted those wings huh

[@jamieexists6493]

@@bananya6020 holy shit

[@rokq3076]

*Casually standing in line for wings.* "HOW THE FUCK DID I DO THAT TOO EARLY?! THE GREEN WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ARROW!"

[@fadingblu3214]

Literally half of this video was just waiting until Rita finally rates the dish

[@bucketmcsucket1278]

she’s just counting the wings, give her a moment

[@calebayala5686]

XD

[@lonewolf3138]

💀💀

[@kurapikakurta1997]

*ten moments later*

[@user-yu7ss2kx4u]

𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿

[@CloverOT]

Yes

[@nevaehlowe1770]

It took Rita almost 11 mins just to comprehend wtf she was looking at and eating

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

"W" *3 minutes later* "H" *3 minutes later* "A" *3 minutes later* "T" _and this goes on to all eternity_

[@MusicMimes]

XD

[@somethingaboutsomething369]

IM FUCKING SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS BAHBHAVBHJKHDA-

[@574guy]

"I should be mad, but...."

[@thuynguyen-qw6lm]

top 10 anime deaths number 1 this guys pc

[@Goofygoober4004]

If I walked in to a wingeria to order what I’d usually get, only for the worker to immediately BOLT to the kitchen without taking my order, then proceed to scream about the number 11 and cackling evilly for the next 3/6 hours, only for the worker to come back with a huge plate of 2,003 wings. I’d simply just stop existing entirely

[@kuri5781]

"And you're gonna give me 2% off of my order because I took too long? Because I'm trying to freaking find out the Pythagorean theorem of a... frickin circle with nine wings?" That has got to be my favorite quote ever from Poofesure.

[@ronandoesstuff1122]

I have never once in my life seen a person rage at a papa's game

[@AngelWingsYT]

Ikr the most clam relaxing food serving game N this boi loses his mind over 1 character

[@idonthaveabody.help.4736]

I freaked out when I gave the wrong amount of pancakes, my dumb 6 year old ass thought that if you did bad you would be like banned off the site or that I would be arrested

[@chelseabee023]

you really haven't met me yet lmao

[@k.schuyler8831]

Really?!? I’ve rage quit so many times

[@nikemorales]

I did, I was playing papa's scooperia and I gave the closers exactly what they want, and they get mad so did I LOL That's not it, in papa's burgeria the fat guy keep ordering the same thing over and over again with 5 beefs and in frustration I gave him 1 or a ton XD

[@ypsilonpl]

Imagine going to a restaurant and hear the chef laughing like a scary maniac in the kitchen and then brings 2,003 wings to a customer

[@ypsilonpl]

@Papa Beja Thanks :D

[@honey-di6os]

now I can't unsee it, why are you like this-😭

[@buffes7771]

Something funky is about to happen

[@jammybizzle666]

Id order

[@sanderdebruyn1619]

I died reading this comment 💀😂

[@user-sp7qw4bp1l]

did not expect ritas reaction to be the longest portion of the video

[@millionbadger7918]

This man had the patience to spend god knows how long frying, saucing, and placing 2003 wings, but not to try to line wings up on a plate carefully lol

[@eieiojklf712]

*Can you imagine the sounds he'd make if he suddenly realized this wasn't recording...*

[@lemonytrash584]

I can’t imagine and don’t wanna imagine it, the sounds are unimaginable and should never be heard by anyone or anything

[@korihikari21]

It didnt record the gameplay but it records the reaction of him realizing it

[@stardustlover8446]

I am scared

[@payt00n]

It prob go like INHALES *oouh*

[@lindat8168]

i would love to like this comment but i don't mess with the devil

[@charliejude]

why is no one talking about how he spent hours on this game to piss off rita and she gave him 5 points, and then when taylor got a plate with nothing on it he gave him 10 points?

[@emilioduran3430]

Yo I’m dead 💀💀💀

[@stupystup3375]

cuz taylor is our boy....

[@SAB_ESDC]

He eats plates with chicken wing grease thats why

[@Aqua_247]

Order station but yeah

[@pluto4301]

Lets talk about he spent hours trying to get revenge on 1s and 0s

[@yellowbananago]

Rita: Oh man, what's taking these wings so long to be prepared? Frederickson Fitzgerald Fazbearrington VI: 14:24 Rita: Oh no

[@hackerman203]

is that freddy fazbear?

[@TheCoolSuperPea]

HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

[@raine6813]

imagine if you had the patience to wait in a chicken nugget resturant for 6 hours, and then the server came out with a gargantuan plate of over 2000 wings

[@skaweirromeda6787]

Also, they are all raw, barely sauced chicken wings.

[@songbird7450]

0:33 "I don't care about Rita" Now that's what you call foreshadowing.

[@Blisstol]

The game heard him

[@placeholder6343]

This is the best arc

[@drift5580]

Alternative title: seeing somebody get extremely pissed off with virtual chicken wings and virtual customers.

[@yasujirosanctum8883]

And not being able to use a goddamn template when it's obvious how to use it

[@starlitsorrow]

9:45 I love how pissed he was getting, he genuinely had a psychotic break down lmao

[@robbiewilson9675]

I dont think I have ever seen somebody struggle so much to put 12 wings into a fryer

[@hunnybabez6971]

rita really went through all 5 stages of grief when she saw those wings

[@AshaSara]

this is underrated

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

@@AshaSara I agree lol

[@poysona]

@Nashaya McNair tf is conavirus (btw it's really salmonella)

[@cucumberrick3064]

Honestly I had enough time to kill a rabbit, cook it, eat it, take a poop, and still not know how many points he got

[@Lut-yg6hz]

bruh i laughed soo damn hard

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Rita: "what's is this? why the w o r l d I S sl O w i n g d-" *1 fps*

[@aubreyh1930]

1fps is waaaay faster than this. More like 1 frame per minute

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@aubreyh1930 1fpm or 0,016...fps

[@PoketrainerMS]

.001 fph

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@PoketrainerMS now that's slow

[@LxserXia0_]

*old computer error noise* exe has stopped working

[@Jaalkomio]

9:27 the laugh put me straight into the grave 💀

[@randompeanut1156]

I was your 69th like

[@theahughes703]

the sheer force of how he screams R I T A at 7:34 is just so fucking funny

[@CoolUMP2009]

“RITA!!!! STOP!!!!!”

[@ritathewinglover7090]

Next time, don’t troll me with that many wings because I will be back.

[@vanesa4811]

Sorry for always giving you the wrong order

[@alicialewis7457]

Rita The Wing Lover i wouldnt be sorry.

[@alicialewis7457]

@@ethanjones7174 I saw someone with wally. Next thing there will be a... Janana Taylor Big pauly Etc..

[@dearil8007]

another one

[@alicialewis7457]

@@dearil8007 Yep... Who knows how many there are.

[@toesnatcher48]

Watching a grown man having a mental breakdown over a children’s cooking game is overall the best thing I’ve watched in a long time Well done

[@mr.burgerbuns4183]

I was just scrolling thru the comments and your profile pic scared me

[@FoxtrotStudi0s]

*looks at your pfp* (Calls scp foundation) "WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE"

[@axelvids893]

These games can be deceptively difficult. But...yeah. This is hilarious.

[@RadioactiveRabbit]

@@FoxtrotStudi0s No, there is another.

[@foxy763]

Is your profile pic a scp HE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

[@tatjanavidak7347]

18:21 i think rita lost her mind and probably got her brain melted after seeing how many wings she got-

[@chickennuggetpaw]

8:50 this is the funniest part of the video imo. As someone with anger issues, this is the point where you just have to take a goddamn break 💀

[@randomcrap7682]

He uses his brain until the number 11 comes into play, then he goes into caveman mode and screams broken English

[@crazyneon285]

OMG he has the witches cackle

[@microwave8931]

On his 11th birthday he turned 12

[@theperson2346]

You simply can’t read this comment and not hear it narrated by niko

[@microwave8931]

@@theperson2346 I can

[@randomcrap7682]

@@theperson2346 _yourdadlikesituptheass_

[@ivonneferrer9679]

"Florida man arrested after giving local customer 2,003 chicken wings."

[@sixeyedbird]

*raw chicken wings

[@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc]

Damn Florida men

[@fa1ry_730]

Rita(God)damn florida

[@despairedsalami1786]

i hate and love the fact that this comment could be an actual Florida man headline

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

😭😭😭

[@The.Rat.Enjoyer]

Imagine walking into a restaurant and hearing the chef having a meltdown in the kitchen

[@shipstoriesk4849]

Him at 0:34: I don't care about Rita Also him: *gives couple THOUSAND wings to Rita*

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

Poofesure: "HOW DO I GET 100% ON THE ORDER STATION" Furniture, posters, boosters, walls, floors and minigames: "that's why we're here"

[@halpyhal]

Also I don’t think he’s greeting people right when they come in so that’s making it go down lmao

[@elenamancheva9961]

My resturant is full of decorations but I still get like 60 percent for every person

[@shombled9131]

Elena Mancheva u prob take too long to make orders OR, the decorations are not fresh or dont match. Fresh means u change the decos every few days

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

@@shombled9131 freshness isn't a thing in this game just letting you know

[@megamojo1041]

@@elenamancheva9961 patience depletes way faster if you take too long to take their order, so you gotta take their order as soon as they enter.

[@Tastical]

Pov: You're bored of just watching rita go at one frame per hour so you decided to look at the comments.

[@crimsonwee4917]

AriTastical yea now shhhh

[@eravere6928]

But it’s not a POV anymore-

[@ritasobel7598]

fuck u 😭

[@mikad2976]

I actually am looking after the video is over. I watched the whole thing with intense care :)

[@RAVENSHIDEYHOLE]

That’s why I’m here 😂😂

[@tobi_van5541]

The bubbling in the background isn't the fryers,it's her blood boiling that her order was that wrong. She knows it was deliberate,this couldn't be on accident. She's so angry that her blood is literally boiling

[@romoreyes2557]

Poofesure showed me to things I had never seen: 1. Had never seen someone raging on a Papa's game 2. never seen anyone play these games so terribly

[@killerbug05]

Rita camping the wingeria entrance like it's a gamestop with ps5 in stock 😭

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

"Open up! I need my wings!"

[@user-yn8jo3xd6w]

@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights xDD

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Rita is obviously a wing addict!

[@user-yn8jo3xd6w]

@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights the way you phrased it killed me xD

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Thank you! Can you imagine her outside, begging them to open?

[@operationdeadmemes3498]

Rita's Mind- I waited six hours for this. Two thousand and three raw chicken nuggets covered in small drops of sauce. The dedication this person has gone through to express his utter hatred for me is outstanding. I was ordering complicated orders and judging him for not finishing them instantly. Today, I am a changed person. From now on, I will order one baby carrot and give a hearty tip, to make this man's life easier.

[@livindeadghoul]

As she should.

[@meowmeow3532]

Underrated comment, it's probably gonna get 1k likes or more...

[@operationdeadmemes3498]

@@meowmeow3532 :D Thanks!

[@meowmeow3532]

@@operationdeadmemes3498 You're welcome! :)

[@realjameskii]

@@operationdeadmemes3498 the very next day, she ordered 3004 wings

[@theregalproletariat]

"You could feed the whole squad with 2000 wings" I reckon you could feed a small army on that

[@carlthelocust8205]

for the rest of their lives

[@EliteMYt]

Lmfao the way he goes HEHEHEHEHE GIMME TWELVE has my dyin 💀 9:19

[@moonshinemisties]

the manical/crying/breakdown laughter is what’s getting to me i cant stop laughing

[@jairespinoza2360]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@dantom1]

He went: *_IIHIHIHIHIHIHSHSKLCFG_*

[@hey6991]

DayDay때용 me too I’m dying of laughter over here💀😭 especially at 7:33 RITAAA!

[@SilverCipher00]

Its sexy 😬

[@mariashamoun2909]

Same lol

[@filipangelovski6151]

The dedication this man has put into ruining Rita's day

[@yoptheyopher9535]

👏 👏

[@peepeepag2423]

rita in the games always orders the most hardest shit to cook/mix istg

[@biruss]

@@peepeepag2423 ban rita

[@axogirl1015]

BAN FUSKING RITA!!!!

[@madlruth4680]

Yeah lol

[@dontlookatmyplaylists]

Since Poof is playing as Chuck, I now head cannon him having anger issues. Thanks poof 😂

[@CoolUMP2009]

LOL

[@PongoDaMan]

I just did that math.. you gave that poor woman over 350 pounds of chicken to try to carry out on the wingaria

[@Shancheez]

Yummy

[@SamBowers114]

Poofesure: “I don’t care about Rita” Also poofesure: *gives Rita 2003 wings*

[@timmymozzi9519]

Awesam GD his thought is that she’ll have enough wings and go away forever bc Rita is the new elisa

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

*Gets the coronavirus*

[@sampwassa428]

@@timmymozzi9519 edd kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJbInKWGh96rmqc

[@nostalgiameadows23]

There were times where Poof was okay with Rita (one example was when she clapped for her order in Hot Doggeria). In my opinion, I think the closers are his Elisa cause they're the more bi***ier people.

[@Nightstormshadow1]

If only it was 2020 xD

[@sophiemjones]

The start: “We don’t care about Rita” The video: About Rita

[@cameroniscool4950]

saved you from *66* / *6*

[@glitchbitch7242]

V!rus MSP ok christian kid

[@justachildofGod]

V!rus MSP good boi

[@tayo0404]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@justauglyslytherin5123]

Bugz MSP 666* tEeHeE

[@sillyalert14]

Poof's manic giggling brings me immense joy, especially when I'm not watching the screen, just listening.

[@weedsoldiergaming4664]

18:15 she really said:😐

[@Babe-vi6cv]

he literally sat there for the 15 real life minutes it took to watch rita's reaction. just for the reaction. u ok?

[@glossiangelz]

He also spent 6 hours putting over 2,000 wings..damn.

[@gswarriors1439]

My computer could never handle all that

[@lespace3789]

@@glossiangelz𝕋𝕚 *k* 𝕪 thinks you have the F̴̼͙̤̲͉̥̘̻̭́̑̋͝͝u̶̡͌̆̃͠c̶̛͇̹͖̣͑̃k̴̺̳͖̬͓̱̮̜̅̉̉ing 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕪 Amogus ඞඞඞ Help I'm being held captive

[@addy225]

He was really mad

[@martin04cass]

not me sitting through the 15 minutes with him expecting something to happen 💀🤚

[@itsevanonyt]

0:33 “I don’t care about Rita” *Proceeds to give her over 2,000 wings*

[@gamingseagull9321]

Wishing for Rita to leave and never come back

[@elkpu5758]

Cancelled rita

[@sexyhedgehog7033]

3... you forgot the 3

[@itsevanonyt]

@@sexyhedgehog7033 dude I said over 2,000... such as 2,003-

[@the_spider_7773]

I mean,that food is gonna last a while,so if she doesn't want to waste food,she will eat it all for every meal,that way,you don't have to deal with her for a while

[@omoriplush8363]

The pure fear I felt at 14:25 will never be outmatched by anything

[@epicboy0999]

Fredrick Franklin Fazbearington the III when the candle goes out:

[@Awesome_peashooter_costume12]

​@@epicboy0999 Fredrick Leopald Ferguson Fitzgerald Fazbearrington II

[@The-gigan-society]

It took 770 seconds to get ritas animation to finish 💀

[@haruhifujioka5952]

Imagine going to a wing joint everyday and one day the dude gives you 2003 undercooked wings while cursing then tells you to leave

[@yaggadoobaggadoobitytueuir]

then imagine taking ~10 minutes to process the situation

[@ChaseJonas75]

Imagine waiting in line for about 5 hours, only for the person in front of you to receive 2,003 uncooked and barely sauced wings.

[@tericroteau200]

5 STAR PLACE RIGHT THERE

[@izaiahsamuels244]

That is popeyes in a nutshell

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

i would just pay and leave

[@notsoapbit]

with every frame rita goes through a different stage of grief

[@Luna-xb7sv]

Yep 😂😂😂😂 I love the part when he's like "is that a smile? Is she about to smile?" And then her facial expression changes and he's like "oh no"

[@celeste6097]

This has made me laugh harder than it should have

[@dinoahmad182]

DD

[@sayyestome]

ruined 666 likes 💁

[@notsoapbit]

@@sayyestome some men just want to watch the world burn

[@VaniRoyal]

You’re inability to multiply by 3 is astounding

[@goldenmolelover]

imagine being a regular at a restaurant with a usual order and one day you go in and wait at the counter for hours while hearing the chef lose his mind then he brings u over 2000 wings

[@SlizaButt]

“You got 2,003 chicken wings for the price of 9” That’s the best thing I’ve heard my whole life

[@percyap4271]

But the chicken wings are so raw you can hear it still clucking

[@kittycoutourxxx2706]

How’s she gonna sell or eat rotting undercooked wings

[@pongchannel.]

@@kittycoutourxxx2706 cook em

[@daniellaalino1544]

@@kittycoutourxxx2706 you just gotta take them home and cook em' 🤪

[@plou1858]

@@aadz7323 yes let’s buy some raw chicken from someone’s Trunk of a car!!!

[@big_billie_fan788]

"I don't care about Rita..." *Gives her 2,003 wings* Me: alrighty then.

[@cjstar01jones17]

I mean it’s raw

[@dantom1]

@@cjstar01jones17 No but it's still a win because she can take the wings home and cook them there- I mean that's atleast what I'd do lmaoo I ain't giving up on free wings

[@robbin2046]

it's not cooked so..

[@PixelBoye6546]

Cjstar01 Jones Fucking raaaaawwwwwww

[@fucker3773]

Finally some good fucking food

[@buglium]

Imagine walking into a wing place wanting some nice bbq wings with ranch and you see a woman staring at this plate of 2003 RAW CHICKEN WINGS

[@20LeeBrian1]

27:15 boink sound

[@mikeyaftony2464]

She may have not given a tip but she still had to pay for all of those wings.

[@cyanea.]

Shes not coming back any time soon xD

[@fartinggravas34]

ooh

[@RitoChip]

@@cyanea. Or maybe she actually enjoyed it, but her chains of code that keep her from expressing it have forced her to be forced to be angry... or at least act angry. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!! A GAAA-

[@michellesullivan7355]

@@RitoChip Y theory

[@C.J.Taylor]

@Blurp Why? Why must you hurt me in this way?

[@destroyv]

“grown man yells and rants about how much he hates the number 11”

[@andreatheradiodragon7578]

I will like but the likes are at 11 and i don't want to ruin the magic :D

[@destroyv]

@@andreatheradiodragon7578 thanks

[@AMonsta_]

Lol I changed it to 12

[@miuiswaifu]

@@AMonsta_ rude

[@iantunes3603]

That’s funny

[@mas_3005]

the fact that the load time for rita trying the wings was responsible for 15 minutes of the video is insane

[@Glacial7]

that yell of "nothing is going RIGH-" got me, the cut was perfect

[@salem7340]

Imagine walking into your favorite restaurant and and the chef makes you a plate of *2,003* wings because he hates your order

[@GHOUSTTM]

Raw wings with a little bit of sauce even

[@animationglows3961]

I will gladly take them home because I can save them for dinner later but oh my god the pricing would be absolutely terrible

[@katiedaniels5441]

I’d burst out laughing because that’s the perfect revenge xD

[@FiSH-iSH]

@@animationglows3961 in all of their half-cooked, nearly sauceless glory?

[@animationglows3961]

@@FiSH-iSH yummy

[@nukacolaavenger8436]

I imagine someone working in the back angrily throwing burnt fresh out of the fryer wings into the garbage and slamming down condiment bottles and complaining about customers orders like "yeah waste my time with your order" "I hate the number eleven" and him screaming at Rita lmfaooo

[@mr_m3dic688]

i cant stop fucking laughing at this comment

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

LMAO I CANT-

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Then he comes with 2.003 wings breaking the reality around it. And rita took 15 minutes to comprehend this shit

[@sillyalert14]

Sometimes I come here after my slight psychotic breaks and I feel better, because even with my numerous mental health issues, at least I'm not as insane is this guy. Love you Poof.

[@Zxanonblade]

4:09 There are 12 sections on the circle, split that into 3 groups of 4, and put one wing on each inner border of those sections. Groups of 4 have 3 borders connecting inside, and you have 3 of those groups, totaling 9 wings. Pretty easy actually, just not when you have to rush like you need to in the game.

[@mstrrchiv616]

"I'll have to give everyone the right order" Thumbnail: *Giving Rita 2,003 wings*

[@wally9540]

A year to remember

[@vansi2609]

I feel like I just watched someone have a mental breakdown, recover, then have another breakdown

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Indeed

[@SpaceIsAwesome0358]

you feel like that because you just did

[@Vampxiii_]

I mean.. pretty much.

[@justapotato4599]

yaeh

[@Semityis22]

Yea

[@giga_chad9]

I’d never imagined I’d ever seen someone rage so hard at such a chill game and I absolutely love it

[@Vindikatorz]

10:05 man finally went insane mode lol

[@broidk7356]

The fact that he's raging over a flash game makes this 10x funnier.

[@Troselingasher]

Real boogie vibes ngl

[@dederoseee]

Yesss lol 🤣🤣🤣. Had me in tears

[@Matheus_Braz]

Honestly it was much funnier than when he just instantly gives up after the first order

[@a_plastic_bag]

A friend of mine punched clean through his laptop because of a flash shooter

[@sphinxattrasic4608]

​@@a_plastic_bag I'm fucking losing it right now xD oh damm

[@waffles7762]

This is the only guy who gives more food when he gets mad

[@69anosatrase3minutosatrase9]

Uncooked nasty food.......

[@sofial.1483]

Nah I used to do that too

[@friedcreeperbread4859]

Free food, xd

[@iaminpain8407]

I use to play papa's wingeria

[@adianthus4216]

Correction= This is the only guy who gives salmonnela when he gets mad

[@marie8086]

alternative title: "graciously giving a customer more wings than they paid for out of the kindness of my heart"

[@beezerboy4152]

6:33 I lost my mind when you just gave him an empty plate🤣🤣

[@user-ve9vs8es3v]

Did I just watch 31 minutes of a grown man raging over a kids cooking game? Yes.

[@stickmation6651]

me too

[@soundwaveg1236]

Me as well

[@rusva3755]

Do you have any regrets?

[@stickmation6651]

@@rusva3755 not at all

[@mercury1287]

How dare call papa's games childish,

[@tacoeater574]

my man is descending into insanity and ritas out there like "huh wonder whats taking my wings so long"

[@LatyVero]

I love this series bc it's just poof knowing how it feels to be a fast food worker