i am the worst mortuary assistant ever

mortuary assistant but i am the worst mortuary assistant ever
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

oops

[@richiedontmiss]

🐐

[@TBone31]

Ruh roh

[@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9]

❤️

[@everest3001]

i’m saying

[@eatatable2301]

FITH REPLY

[@theflickchick9850]

"I'm going to kill you, Rebecca..." "AW FUK YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK" Absolutely amazing.

[@LayerInfinity]

poofs screams are genuinely scarier than the actual game

[@jameszeller9129]

@Raytheslay bro what

[@MrWolfyGaming]

Haha

[@conuy4663]

@@jameszeller9129 bots lmao

[@juicewrld822]

@@kowhaifan1249 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 POOF NEEDS TO SEE YOUR COPIED REPLY SO HE CAN RAGE "ABOUT HOW HE CAN’T STAND COPYCATS” LMAO.

[@vanillamilkbread]

RIGHT his screaming is the real jumpscare❗️

[@CasualRacerRed]

We can all agree Poof's screams are scarier than the actual game

[@sebbycat360]

His screams be scaring me shitless every time instead of the game itself 💀

[@absol_lute_zero9083]

Right? I get mildly starled by the little knocks or the entrance bell ringing then "AHHHH!! WHAT WAS THAT?!"

[@Twifff]

Very true shit made me jump so much I was watching it on my tv and playing my switch in the background I almost lose a joy con 😭

[@karlpflug4374]

There has never been a truer comment

[@jacobryburn7861]

Lol yeah every fuckin time he screams I damn near shit myself.

[@davidmcdonald8703]

“Oh fuck yeah I’m hard as a rock” is one of my favorite sound bites ever

[@hamishaustin4854]

Demon hunting with poofesure: Use bible to bring out demon❌ Use cross to exercise demon ❌ Attempt to hit demon with vase✅

[@rorybaker5799]

Yeah he hardly did any of the stuff tutorial discussed.

[@Tristanious8]

I guess Poofesure is a personal trainer trying to make the demon exercise.

[@MikMok]

@@rorybaker5799 I mean, it is a lot of information at once

[@Stibly]

@@Tristanious8 I bet he's very good at it too

[@jpprobably]

I guess the cross was cross fit

[@TBone31]

This was probably the least scared I’ve ever heard poof during a horror game lmao

[@Poofesure]

im just so tough and manly

[@bruhman1545]

@@Poofesure Matt is also tough and manly and Matt was also talking trash about you… take him to the ring

[@kennytherager2306]

@@Poofesure will you play flight simulator 2020 again

[@trishabanks6680]

Never thought I would see a successful ratio from a top comment before. You learn something new everything, ig.

[@raymanaficionado5414]

this horror game is trash :(

[@manboy4720]

the scariest thing about this is the fact the player character doesn't wear any gloves or use an apron. just get alllll that bacteria over that corpse and on your hands, yep.

[@Punk_in_pink]

If a demon is hunting me… I ain’t worried about gloves and aprons I ain’t Martha Stewart

[@manboy4720]

@@Punk_in_pink that is no reason to skip on hygienic work practices.

[@nessa4816]

@@Punk_in_pink you’re seriously dissecting a DEAD person with no sanitary tools bec of a demon

[@KhaoticSanctum69]

The lack of ventilation and drainage systems are more dangerous than the demons tbh 👁👄👁 some of these chemicals are highly dangerous to humans without constant air circulation. Basically every 15 mins you've gotta have completely new air in a mortuary to stay safe bc some of those chemicals are carcinogens and breathing them in can cause serious issues. This mortuary does not meet osha standards.

[@domesticpartypeep]

Ikr? The corpses could carry the flu!

[@slatephoenix3429]

I really hope poof plays it again. This is such a scary game yet he got like, zero actual scary parts. He literally got more scared on Roblox

[@johnnyjr]

@Raytheslay is this a new type of comment bot? lmfaooo

[@DualistII]

tf u talking about

[@farguy2615]

Same

[@CosmicSageLC]

@@johnnyjr he’s a cringe hater look at his recent comments on poofs channel

[@taquitobandito6054]

Ehhh the game is boring. I tried playing it but I just couldn’t figure it out, the sounds are annoying as hell, and the devs suck. Got a refund on it and bought something else. I hope he doesn’t play again, the game is extremely boring…

[@kassidy3539]

This game is surprisingly realistic. I'm a mortician myself and that is how you see their mouths and stuff. We also have these eye caps you put under their eyelids to keep them closed and AVplugs (anal/vaginal plugs pretty self explanatory) to keep things from leaking in the coffin

[@Stbeter]

I hope that the lack of gloves is not realistic lol

[@Legacy-sw7bv]

I love how it seems to be a common thing that much of Poof's audience didn't flinch at the scares themselves, but Poof's reaction to them.

[@mckennalauren]

i jumped everytime he screamed bruh

[@jonmann4980]

His scream is the ultimate jump scare 😂

[@mob-my8wl]

"hopefully I don't end up all wrinkly like my mom 😐oh wait that's my grandma!" is like the best thing i've heard the whole day and i'm literally about to go to bed.

[@hihunter7]

Poof needs to get a sound stabilizer that augments sounds to relatively the same volume, that way game dialogue is louder and his demonic screams aren't ear piercing. I have to turn my volume nearly to max to hear the games audio and then I'm jumpsared by Poof's incredibly fucking loud siren mouth. Fucking hell

[@christiendavis2917]

But that makes it better

[@peytonmcclain6668]

@@christiendavis2917 No it really doesn't, it turns annoying from funny very fast

[@Jords250]

28:20 i love how he had to look at the head in order to get scared

[@im.waldo.]

Dude its so easy. Step 1: burn the whole building down Step 2: claim an insurance policy step 3: profit

[@Clouditivity]

I'm so glad Poof played this game. This game has more creepy vibes than full on jump scares which I really like

[@HydraWerewolf]

17:15 i got more scared by poof's reaction than by the game

[@evanhackard5861]

and 4:18 too

[@eclipsemewtwo1422]

0:29 as someone who has spent a lot of time in Connecticut, I can confirm this is the scariest part of the game.

[@taquitobandito6054]

I don’t get the joke.

[@noalt4028]

stupid joke

[@BlaketheBlock]

@@taquitobandito6054the joke is connecticut bad

[@fubbypeets7058]

Everyone is saying that his screams are scarier than the game itself, but I think his screams are peak comedy ngl

[@Evil_01]

28:20 I think my heart stopped for a sec

[@imstrife]

did he really just burn the black guy cause of a glitch even though the woman’s corpse ran away from him 💀

[@jonmann4980]

Ngl I thought he was sus because he sat up in the beginning 😂

[@calamaria9221]

It wasn't a glitch. I looked up Steam guides for this game and a body popping out of storage is one of the demon tells. The storage door was just supposed to be open too so that was actually a glitch. Guides also talk about scripted haunt events so what happened with the woman wasn't necessarily pointing towards her being the demon. He did get the right body, he just put the sigils in the wrong place.

[@imstrife]

@@calamaria9221 ok well that ruins the fun

[@Alicwa]

Reminder: never put one of poofesure's vids in the background while drawing. Expecially when line-arting. The real jumpscares are his screams, thanks poof. (all jokes aside, amazing vid as always❤️)

[@SavanaSkye-sv3lc]

18:27 I can’t 😭😭 the way he just shuts the door and leaves

[@St3ely]

4:20 scared the crap outta me but only because poof screamed at the top of his lungs

[@Lukas99g]

yeah like what even happened that scared poof? i didn't notice anything but a little sound effect

[@biohazardous1363]

@@Lukas99g In the game, a bottle falls off the shelf, but he missed it completely lol. He got scared by the sound.

[@bxauh]

You know I’m starting to think he isn’t really a morgue assistant

[@IceUp17]

You got the body right but you have to look up the demon name based on the scribble pad in your inventory in the computer to put the symbols in the right place on the plate.

[@atticustherealg]

The phone call at 22:37 killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@TristenTimberwolf]

The last words at the end😂😂😂😂

[@xtalcastle]

i adore the fact that the only reason i get anxious during this are because im afraid of jumping because of poof's seagul screams

[@The_Content_Pirate]

you know what makes every single video you make good? You have a good personality. Editing almost doesnt matter at all, length doesnt matter, suject/game doesnt matter. I don't care I would watch you paint a fence or woodwork, youre funny and cool and thats what makes your shit so good bro. just remember that in the new year.

[@sar6562]

“carro-tid artery” i can tell poof didn’t watch greys anatomy

[@FratinandMadrik]

This is indie horror game of the year for me. It's so stupidly creepy, and although slightly buggy, REALLY scary to play

[@kilroy4123]

I’m not a mortician, but on my floor in the hospital I have to clean and put away bodies and I can’t explain how it makes me feel. It’s nice in a weird way it feels like comforting someone who’s alone

[@ellie1903]

have u ever like had a bad experience or a creepy like feeling around them? And I mean bad experience in terms of the bodies making you uncomfortable cause of the state they are or sad LOL

[@kilroy4123]

@@ellie1903 neither, it’s peaceful. They’re usually in unbearable pain before they die. So I feel good for them in a weird way. And I can express it by making sure to do a good job with them.

[@kilroy4123]

@@ellie1903 I did have one lady die and come back though. (During resuscitation) but she died again and we lost her

[@Temmie665.9]

Can I just say that poof's screams scare me more than the game itself.

[@tylern6420]

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[@MetallicAGirl14]

I did funeral work experience and they usually put cotton in to absorb extra moisture and then close the mouth. Although when I was there, they just sewed it shut instead of wiring it. They also put caps under the eyes to keep them shut.

[@dadsranting9746]

This is way more enjoyable then watching Matt whoop his ass in wii sports

[@wesmajor9838]

Always a treat when you upload a long horror game video, gaming content quality is unmatched!

[@silvermalwareai4047]

Nothing like falling a sleep to KZbin auto play and getting the shit scared outta you. 11/10

[@evanhackard5861]

4:18 poof scared me more than what happened in the game

[@leejones8082]

I love that he's like "the game clearly glitched so that must be the demon"

[@Tristanious8]

28:21 I can see why this is the most replayed lmao

[@lo-filistener1415]

This part scared the hell out of me 28:17

[@Michael-ht8on]

If you had tried to leave right away she hears voices in her head that tell her to stay and get back to work and apparently each night has different parts of the story of the woman you're playing as

[@Tristanious8]

He's probably gonna rage more than he is being scared.

[@Butteredsausage177]

That first scream scared the living shit outta me.

[@Joseph-er8po]

Hopefully he cusses and screams when he gets scared

[@keteriacoleman4705]

Poof's run through for this game is most definitely different than other's....but I'm here for it 🤣

[@odetoclear]

still love how poof says 'mortuarian' instead of 'mortician'

[@Odran4837]

My father who used to work night shifts every day and he would have to sleep during the day. Which was impossible cause my little brother is a loud mouth and you can hear the lad even if your downstairs and he's up in his room with the door shut. He was always tired and easily got angry cause the lack of sleep he gets. It's not easy working night shifts. I always feel bad for people when I come into a shop that open 24\7 and the night shift worker looks like he/she doesn't want to be here. I know a job not supposed to be enjoyable but you shouldn't drain yourself to the point you look like you don't even have a soul anymore and just a mindless zombie coming in to work every day. Anyways, he would do terrible in a haunted house attraction. Poofesure already almost having a mental breakdown playing a videogame

[@basedokadaizo]

every time poof went "is this actually what you do?" i felt a twinge as a mortuary science enthusiast. i wanted to just scream "YES" into his ear as loud as he screams into mine

[@basedokadaizo]

@@FlammableRadish honestly i feel like there should have been options to sew mouths in this game. needle injector is only one option! there's also sutures if you wanna go old-school! then again, the procedure for sutures is kinda convoluted and complicated, so maybe it's less appealing to go in detail with that for a minigame.

[@-Siknakaliux-II]

Cool..? Got any more info? I'm assuming the pay in the beginning isn't much, right? what about job progression?

[@odetoclear]

samee, i totally get someone who has no clue freaking out about it though, it's weird to think about if you hear (let alone see) it for the first time

[@manz1444]

My favourite part was “ahhhhhhhhhh” really authentic!

[@CinnaTea3]

I held off on watching other let’s play’s of this game on the SLIGHT chance poof played, and my prayers have been answered😸

[@Alexandru0905]

omggg 28:23 I started laughing and my soul was leaving my body

[@TheDarkThief692]

When you think about it this job looks horrifying you need to be brave enough and really be motivated to do this. Be around with dead persons must be disturbing

[@WerewolfLupis]

I'm going into mortuary and I took some job shadowing at the funeral home up the street when I was younger. It's really about respect as these people are people's family and loved ones. You're helping people living and dead move on. It's not a job for everyone. I've had quite a few people express how gross a job like this would be. My parents didnt want me going into it. But it's a job that helps people and if I can do that I'm happy :D

[@foreversimgirl828]

Bro this game is scary but your scream caused me to flinch so hard 😭

[@aidenhoffman312]

“I must have done the game really well if I missed scares.” 😂😂😂

[@just_a_rock]

I have no idea what he's screaming at half of the time lmao

[@mrrjoe101]

This is honestly a really cool game and it's super entertaining watching you play and experience it with you. I would love to see you try it again and see what other endings you can find.

[@user83903]

poof was so chill in this lol

[@St3ely]

Except when he screamed at the top of his lungs

[@nessiemariie]

the first scream plus the shaking of the camera LMAOO

[@thecreeperking4613]

YES!!! This is the episode I never knew needed to exist And if we're all honest I'm pretty sure we're going to get jump scared more by poof than the actual game

[@thatdoggoo]

This was a Horror game poof made this look like a funny game 💀💀 love ya poof

[@robbiewilson9675]

i do appreciate the normal reaction to scary things "NO ONES HOME NOONES HOME THERES LITERLALY NOBODY HERE" "I JUST WANT THE CLEANER FUCK THIS IM LEACING"

[@soup8960]

Poofesure's screeches are scarier than any horror game jumpscare

[@VVVU2x]

Lolol the title,Poof is coming after Call Me Kevin's brand

[@ratboy2791]

I thought it was a late night kevin video before I saw the channel name

[@zanerrzz]

*Carroted artery* 🥕

[@lockdown1037]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER LMAOOO PLEASE DO MORE!!!!

[@golferorb]

Wake up babe, Poof just dropped another banger. Edit: I saw your heart on my comment, Poof daddy.

[@jada._marie]

You edited the comment and now it’s not there 😭

[@golferorb]

@@jada._marie when I made the edit it wasn't there anymore either. Poof is such a tease.

[@jada._marie]

@@golferorb ohh ok 😭

[@morefurless]

This is possibly the best video that ever was posted to youtube

[@slendergirl-bu7sd]

The moment I saw this I knew it wasn’t gonna end well 😂

[@Josh-yw7pv]

I was jump scared by almost every ad in this video

[@MrMandofortnite]

Can’t wait to watch this at 1am when I can’t sleep

[@sharkfinn7234]

cant believe i spent 50 minutes waiting for soemthing to happen only for nothing to happen and in the end i just spent 50 minutes watching someone fiddle with bodies

[@00RaveRat]

And this kids, is why we work at Arby's

[@kingyeti1136]

I don’t think Poof understands that to use items you interact with something, not just go into the inventory.

[@fluffyx1556]

When poof becomes the jumpscare

[@gojahcrazy5871]

17:16 I screamed so loud 🤣

[@BrittM55]

I love watching poof play horror games 😭

[@taylorb213]

My heart fell out of my ass so many times watching this I’m scrolling the comments just so I don’t have to watch

[@theproob]

That’s honestly so real

[@gfredddy1437]

poofesures screams scare me more than the scary moments

[@hanjaejin4400]

take a shot everytime poof says nope and thank me later

[@kennytherager2306]

Poofesure is a legend you never fail to make us laugh keep up the good content by the way will you play flight simulator 2020 again team fortress 2 and dark deception

[@SandsOfTime1238]

@Raytheslay 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@kennytherager2306]

@@SandsOfTime1238 Hey

[@thebrad1134]

Poof is pretty good at reading instructions but he's real bad at listening to them.

[@siopaoguy]

Our poof aced dolphin school. He can do anything

[@ashleyshoop]

The (I ate Wendy’s) hit hard. I immediately understood

[@smeagolschild9464]

Poof should be great at this with this experience of killing OUR EARDRUMS

[@shine7837]

The scariest thing about this video is not the game, it`s Poofesures Screams, they always scare me way more than a door that opens minimal, yoú give me a heart attack bro.

[@foxyfnafquiles9888]

Poofs scream scared the living out of me

[@deadly_doll]

Yup, thank you for playing this 😂 definitely enjoyed

[@Jasdabraat]

Who else binge watches poofy?

[@Poofesure]

me

[@sixtycargothefightinggameg569]

@@Poofesure still waiting for poof to play punch out

[@Jasdabraat]

@@Poofesure OH MY GOD I LOTERALLY LOVE U SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE YOUNREPLIED

[@roseblossomgaming]

28:25 LMFAO

[@dunkndonutz]

28:23 has me rolling

[@m0sshroom]

I love watching you play horror games. I can't watch anyone else play them bc the only thing that makes them less scary is your screaming.

[@potato-uj9dk]

really?? they make them MORE scary for me ☠️

[@gurvysnake]

I actually really liked Poof playing this. This game is pretty dope.

[@muntje-490]

The only heart attacks i got are from poofs screams

[@musicfightclub1463]

bruh, why hasn't anyone put all the jumpscare times yet

[@jelly8614]

poor dudes screams sound like a fnaf jump scare :'(

[@rossstoehr1618]

Poofesure your rages get funny and your screams get better with every video

[@AlexRodriguez-qu3dp]

BRO YOUR SCREAMS ARE WHAT MADE ME JUMP THE WHOLE DAMN VIDEO XD

[@ellie1903]

I will never play this lmao the atmosphere is creepy and I ain’t even playing it 😭😂

[@finngamer2563]

Honestly painful how bad he is at some games